#technomerch

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

Mod sprinting to technoblade.com right now!

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[thinkingnot]

my technomerch arrives this evening

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

It’s pig day, it’s Phil’s birthday, it’s Technomerch day, it’s Emerald duo day

[rotdotmp3]

the technomerch plushes are so shitily made but unfortunately this makes then 5x more endearing

[piglin-pursuits]

AND theres at least 1 person here who actively wears technomerch cuz ive seen em twice wearing a technohoodie

my queue ran out but its ok i cuz i have like 25 tabs of techno posts AND ive made a ton of friends at college so far.

[blockgamepirate]

80's Anime:

90's Anime:

00's edgy-cute off-brand Hello Kitty from like Hot Topic or something:

This all feels very nostalgic to me as a nineties kid lmao

[cat-26]

I love the logo so much. A little angry piggy, trying to be intimidating

[why-are-you-even-here-tho]

nononononono guys

technomerch counter hits zero. the site flickers for a moment. it switches to a video feed. there’s georgenotfound sitting there, with some blond guy-

[yourfavouritetragedy]

I really respect Technoblade for having non-limited merch, and tbh I get why the 10-mil collection is limited -- as an event-themed thing, it makes sense for once to have it go away soon.

[twilight-skies]

YOOOOOOOOO

I JUST GOT MY TECHNOBLADE HOODIE

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

NEW MERCH RELEASE !!!

technoblade.com

[thinkingnot]

MY TECHNOMERCH IS DOWNSTAIRS I CAN FEEL IT

[limelocked]

This is the project ive been working on for like a hot sec

TLDR: Technoblade i will literally Pay You to hire a merch person... but i dont have money so guess ill make the merch myself

(post now on twitter so it can reach the intended audience (technoblade) but because links make tumblr ANGY im putting it in the notes >:()

[blankerthought]

i think this might be the most i've showed of my physical form on this blog, ever, but technomerch is completely worth it. ANYWAY IT GOT HERE TODAY AAAAAAA

[wormyshrooms]

GUYS GUYS ITS FINALLY HAPPENING TECHNOBLADE IS DROPPING MERCH THIS WEEK

[blockgamepirate]

80′s anime / 90′s anime / 00′s anime Technoblade

Tell me I’m wrong, you can’t

(pls unmute, this joke is like 90% audio. Also: MODERATE FLASH WARNING at around the one minute mark, there’s like a blinds transition effect.)

Also ignore the lyrics, I didn’t pick the songs by lyrics. Or by the series they’re from either, just vibes. Although tbh Lina Inverse and Ichigo Kurosaki... not the LEAST accurate comparisons you could make to Technoblade tbh.