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crispin-kreme · 2 years ago
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tot boys as the big 4 univs here in the philippines
note: OK- random thought and i need to write this out so filo post coming up ahead (i start school like in two weeks idk but im moving out so ehe) just my thoughts on where the tears of themis boys would end up in the big 4 schools ehe lets gaur
luke pearce ; university of the philippines (up/unibersidad ng pilipinas)
- for someone as smart as him, he deserves a spot in up
- iskolar ng bayan 😍
- probs graduated with latin honors or what
- whatever he's smart as fuck so he deserves staying in up
- katips or pop up dude ! i think he isnt wild naman sa mga bars near the uni but i think he would visit it just for fun
- unibersidad ng pilipinas ❀
artem wing - ateneo (admu/ateneo de manila university)
- he probably took his pre law sa la salle or sum shit
- but im pretty sure he'd still stay in ateneo
- like he probably went to san beda for law school
- ateneo is pretty well known for law too ig ig so he PROBABLY did stay in ateneo
- admu one big fight 🩅💙
vyn ritcher- university of santo tomas (ust)
- BROS A DOCTOR WHAT DID U EXPECT
- sya siguro hinahanap ko pag nagpunta ako main bldg đŸ€—
- he's a faculty of medicine and surgery bitch
- probably took up a faculty of science course as his pre med (duh)
- not the type of dude who would go to katips/pop up
- di ghoster toh siguro
- go uste! 🐯
marius von hagen- de la salle university (dlsu) or benilde (art school in la salle)
- BGC BOY AYO PARE
- took up a business course fr! probably is part of the school of economics
- BUT most likely he went to benilde too i guess
- wears uniqlo every day cguro omg
- sya yung nakikipag away siguro sa katips tas aawatin ni luke
- animo la salle! đŸč💚
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worms-i-think · 7 months ago
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is. is this something
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I can’t believe I’ve gone so long without making this joke
 luckily I had time to spare today to photoshop a little t shirt onto this guy hehehe
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samsspambox · 5 months ago
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"Don't come to Hooters," Luke Pearce says to the camera in a nasally voice, tears forming at the corners of his eyes. He sniffles before he continues. "T-There aren't any owls. Only boobs. Peanut was so sad."
The camera pans over to a dejected Peanut chirping in such a sad manner it makes anyone with a heart feel bad for the bird. "He wanted to make friends!"
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pillbugriot · 5 months ago
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this was funnier in my head
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vynegar · 22 days ago
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vyn 5th birthday ssr, part five
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a new resolution
same disclaimers from part one (note the extra one from usual, regarding story content)
youtube link to ShiroNaya’s video of the card story
links to previous parts: one two three four
more tot stuff here
do not repost
[PART FIVE]
[48:29]
Vyn didn’t want the situation to interfere with my work, so the next day I went to the law firm as usual. Online public opinion was worsening, and even his saving Zheng Yan was branded as insincere. The instigators hid behind their screens as they stirred up the masses, who were easily swayed by exaggerations or those were societally disadvantaged.
Some questioned Zheng Yan’s motives, asking why someone who truly wanted to end their life would start a livestream that was just asking for trouble. The opposition pointed out the imbalance in power dynamics; Zheng Yan’s extreme actions were simply out of desperation. He was at the end of his rope, and everyone could see his pain and despair.
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[48:47] Near the Research Center
The endless altercations and continued smearing of Vyn’s name was heartrending to see. Once I was off work, I immediately rushed over to the research center to find Vyn.
MC: (It’s so quiet
 I wonder why Vyn texted me to come here instead of going inside?)
In order to prevent any incidents, Vyn temporarily closed the research center, so the street that was typically brightly-lit was now empty and silent. One streetlamp feebly lit up a corner, a sharp contrast with the lively, bustling city streets in the distance.
Vyn: Over here.
The sight of Vyn’s warm smile dispelled most of my melancholy and confusion, and I walked up and took the hand Vyn reached out to me.
MC: Were you waiting a long time?
Vyn: No, you arrived just as I finished preparing.
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MC: What are these
?
There were documents scattered haphazardly next to the flowerbed, and beside them was a shallow metal bowl. Vyn took a lighter out of his pocket and nimbly rolled the spark wheel. With a crisp click, sparks ignited then quickly extinguished.
Vyn: Just a little ceremony I have prepared.
The trees rustled in the night breeze, like background noise giving his words a sense of despondence.
Vyn: MC, I told you before about why I left Svart

MC: Yeah.
That was when we visited Ferro Winery, and Vyn used his intoxication as an excuse to tell me about his past and his worries (1). Just like right now, that night was as quiet as if we were the only two people in the world.
MC: The Church interfered with you studying psychology. Eirik tried to resist them, but to no avail. You took the opportunity to abandon everything you didn’t care about and come to Stellis.
Vyn: Yes. I had not thought about that in a long time, until Zheng Yan appeared.
Vyn handed me an old newspaper. The bolded headline on it said: “Psychology student assists police in arresting a murderer. His true identity is
?” The contents of the article were largely consistent with what Vyn previously said, only with exaggerations to make Vyn’s performance seem prodigious. That was understandable, as a way to draw readers’ attention.
Vyn: Back then, my assistance to the police was kept highly confidential, but this article still showed up the next day as a front-page headline.
MC: Someone did this intentionally?
Vyn: Correct. Information can be leaked with unimaginable speed, even under the dual authority of both the police and the Haspran family.
I recalled that Zheng Yan had also alluded to this incident

[flashback]
Zheng Yan: How shameless can you be?! I heard you used my case to make yourself the center of attention in Svart, and got everyone heaping praise on you and psychology. But who would’ve thought, behind all your fancy titles of “doctor” and “professor”, you’re nothing but filth!
[end flashback]
During the time, I hadn’t paid attention to the meaning behind his words. Now, I realized the irony in them.
MC: Was that also the work of Eirik’s political opponent?
Vyn: Yes

Just as I expected, Vyn was finally filling in the gaps of what he didn’t elaborate on yesterday. It was because he had already previously been mired in controversy due to his father’s political disputes that made him so certain about Eirik’s call yesterday. He may have guessed it even earlier, once he sensed that there was someone in the shadows pulling the strings, only Vyn had still been holding out some hope.
MC: What happened next?
Vyn: Soon, news of the Haspran family heir’s study of and achievements in psychology spread throughout Svart. The Church was outraged, and pressured my father to explain and resolve the issue for them.
MC: Eirik wasn’t on your side?
Even though I knew the outcome, I couldn’t stop myself from asking. It wasn’t that I had any illusions about Duke Haspran
 it was just a futile wish that Vyn hadn’t been completely isolated and abandoned back then.
Vyn: At the time, Father’s new policy reform was at a critical stage. The Church’s support was indispensable.
The words were so simple, yet they chilled my heart. If he needed the Church’s support, then he wouldn’t oppose them for Vyn’s sake
 Zheng Yan kept claiming that Vyn made himself the center of attention, but what did that so-called “attention” actually get him?
Vyn: The only solution he could think of was a stalling tactic, and he asked me to temporarily give up on psychology. However, I was already determined to continue researching psychology, and I yearned to explore that in practice. I did not want to wait, and I felt I did not need to.
Vyn paused briefly, and the whole world felt suspended for that moment, even the moonlight dimming.
Vyn: I explained my passion to Father, but he felt that psychology research could be conducted at any time, while his new policy reform could not wait. In truth, neither of us was in the wrong. I should have known all along that our values were never aligned. The conflict finally became irreconcilable, and in the heat of an argument, my father threatened my right of inheritance.
At that point, Vyn looked slightly upward, avoiding my gaze. When he lowered his head again, I couldn’t see any hint of emotion in his face.
Vyn: I had no interest whatsoever in that, so the threat was meaningless. Therefore, I thought of a better solution.
MC: You decided to renounce your inheritance?
Vyn: Yes. That way, the Church could not use me to attack my father, and I could do whatever I wanted. It was a win-win situation.
Despite the satisfactory conclusion, Vyn still looked somewhat despondent. Was it a win-win, or actually a lose-lose
? They themselves might not even be certain.
“Click” – at the scraping of the spark wheel, an orange flame flickered at Vyn’s fingertips.
Vyn: As you can see, these years while I have been in Stellis, my father has always believed that I would change my mind someday. Consequently, he drew up legal documents to ensure that a majority of his assets and authority could be transferred to me.
I couldn’t tell if it was from the streetlamps or moonlight, but the stack of documents were luminous. Even without reading their contents, they seemed heavy.
Vyn: I have never had the heart to fully dispose of them, until now.
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Without the slightest hesitation, he brought the documents to the lighter. Fire greedily leapt across the pages, and Vyn let go before they were fully consumed. The papers that symbolized the power revered and sought by countless people fell into the bowl like shooting stars, and soon only the faintest traces remained. Page after page, the words rapidly curled, shriveled, and burned, our apprehension disappearing along with it.
Vyn: Honestly, I should have done this long ago.
His cheeks were illuminated a rosy hue by the fire; his glasses reflected the dancing flames. Vyn’s face, however, was more carefree and relaxed than I had ever seen before.
Vyn: I loathe Svart, especially all those pretentious people. They see you, me, and Zheng Yan as nothing but pawns to control. From the very beginning when they leaked my assistance to the police, I was nothing more than a pawn in their game of political chess. No one cared if I genuinely loved studying psychology or if it was profitable
 just like how no one is sincerely helping Zheng Yan. What he needs is treatment, not someone who sees him and even his mental illness as an opportunity to utilize.
I think I understood the ceremony Vyn was referring to. Being used, abandoned, and framed
that was not something he could be unaffected by. The meaning in burning these documents was miniscule compared to the trouble it would be to sort out the aftermath, but he needed to do this. People commonly use fire to declare the death of something, and Vyn needed fire to make this a true farewell.
MC: What do you plan to do next, Vyn?
Vyn: You mean “we”. From now on, no matter what we do, we will decide together.
Vyn held my hand. Perhaps warmed by the flames, his hand was hot.
Vyn: For Svart aristocrats, engaging with psychology is unacceptable in the eyes of the Church. We can expose this incident, just like what they did previously, and give them a taste of their own medicine.
MC: Alright. What do we need to do?
Vyn: First, I need to diagnose Zheng Yan and begin to treat him. Zheng Yan is an alter of James, which legally categorizes him as incapacitated due to mental illness. Therefore, he cannot be held legally accountable for any of his actions, including his testimony, which is also unlikely to be admitted in court. When he is able to attend court, I would like you to seek justice for him.
MC: Are you going to sue?
Vyn: Yes. Zheng Yan and I were both innocent people who were implicated in this. Of course, I could choose to quietly negotiate with the mastermind right now
 I am sure that as long as I am willing to conceal Zheng Yan for him, he will choose to stop while he is ahead. However, I am tired of these temporary ceasefires. Eventually someone has to tear down their hypocritical masks. But this path is bound to be more difficult, and I

The light crackle of burning paper seemed to finish his sentence.
MC: You’re ready, aren’t you? To walk this difficult, uncertain path. Then go give it your all.
As if caught in turbulence, the ashes leapt up then melted into the night without a trace.
MC: I can’t promise that we’ll win, or that the path ahead will be smooth sailing. But I believe in your decisions, which is why I became your companion.
With the moon bright above us, the last embers were about to extinguish.
Vyn: To be honest, I do not have any grand convictions. I am simply trying to become someone like that person mentioned in a book I read when I was younger. “I love the one who justifies people of the future and redeems those of the past.” (2)
Vyn smiled faintly, his silver hair swaying gently under the moonlight, looking pure and clear. He lowered his head and mouthed the remaining lines, as if in silent prayer –
“I love the one who justifies people of the future and redeems those of the past: for he wants to perish of those in the present.”
“I love the one whose soul is overfull, so that he forgets himself, and all things are in him: thus all things become his going under.”
“I love all those who are like heavy drops falling individually from the dark cloud that hangs over humanity: they herald the coming of the lightning, and as heralds they perish.”
[END PART FIVE]
(1) From Vyn’s Food for Thought SSR. This actually happens at the end of part 4 in the card story, before the scene where Vyn is “tipsy”.
(2) “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” Big Data Lab entry (under Works>Literature): These lines are all excerpts from Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Nietzsche (translated by é’±æ˜„ç»źQian Chunqi), although it is not presented in the exact order it appears in the original.
[T/N] The excerpt is from end of passage four in the prologue of Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None (or Thus Spake Zarathustra depending on the translation), a book by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. The lines do appear in this order, however there are lines in between that are omitted. The original is in German, so the quotes I’m using are from the English version translated by Adrian Del Caro and edited by Robert Pippin (2006). You can read the first part of the book, including the passage quoted by Vyn, here: https://assets.cambridge.org/052184/1712/excerpt/0521841712_excerpt.htm
Note that Vyn comments about the Svart coming-of-age ceremony in his Journey Forth With You SSR:
"It is a bit like Stellis' legend of rebirth from fire, only that the agent of rebirth in Svart is water."
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antrerelia · 4 months ago
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My favorite and comfort characters. Sorry for my bad handwriting but wanted to share this.
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yumemiruuuu · 10 months ago
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[Vyn Gets Taken To Police Custody]
Marius: (pacing around the NXX headquarter) I just hope he’s found somebody who can protect him and take care of him
Luke: What, are you hoping he’s somebody’s bitch??
Marius: No! Like a mentor!
Luke: (scoffing) Vyn would never even be picked as a bitch
Rosa: Vyn is very attractive, he can be a bitch—
Luke: A sissy perhaps, but a bitch???
Artem: I agree with Rosa. Vyn can be a “bitch”.
Luke: VYN. CAN. NOT. BE. A. BITCH.
Rosa: (Perplexed) Oh my god, what’s a sissy?
Luke: Don’t you know the saying? (Sarcastic) A chubby green girl-
Marius: STOP IT.
Artem:
Luke:
Rosa:
Marius: (exasperated) Vyn is my bitch.
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misocupnoodles · 5 months ago
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Ooc shitpost
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buttercupshands · 1 year ago
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Started playing another Hoyoverse game and one character reminded me of another doctor...
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aikofanfan · 2 years ago
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Aside from my cross over fanfic the only other thing I have to offer to the ToT fan base is this shitpost audios. ïżŒ
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12am-motivation · 2 years ago
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*sweating* i can explain—
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mediogripa · 1 year ago
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la cuenta mĂĄs muerta del esta appk
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crowned-clown-rising · 1 year ago
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I love how depending on the day you check out my blog the idea you get out of it depending on the posts I shared can completely change because I've refused to invest energy into side blogs and therefore just throw every type of content in here like it's the backroom of a clandestine library and I have a whole shelf for myself people will walk by from time to time. And it's classified under "?" because no one knows what's about.
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samsspambox · 2 years ago
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have these been done yet?
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done here
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axiina · 1 year ago
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- NAVIGATION ☆
CHARACTER LIST - MASTERLIST
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- INTRODUCTION ☆
hi! i’m Ina. you can also call me axii. i’m 19 and go by she/her pronouns. I moved here from another account.
status: active
inbox: open for asks/thirsts
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be respectful to me and others
check my character list before sending asks.
if you're a minor you can only read the fluff and angst.
you’re allowed to swear on this blog
respect people's pronouns.
please don’t rush me for things. i will try to be as active as possible
if you have real criticism or concerns then shoot me an ask but if you simply don’t like the content, then just ignore and avoid it
do not repost, copy and alter any part of my works as a whole and pass it off as your own.
DNI if you are: proshipper, LGBTQIA-phobic, anti-neopronounse, pedopile, racist, sexist, ableist, xenophobic
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genshin impact
arcane
fnaf (mainly security breach)
eldarya
final fantasy VII
haikyuu
jujutsu kaisen
tears of themis
the arcana
the witcher (books, games, tv series)
hunger games (also the ballade of songbirds and snakes)
the umbrella academy
heartstopper
Call of Duty
stardew valley
Baldur's gate 3
house of the dragon
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For female/afab characters, I only write platonic and romantic (sfw only). I'm not comfortable with writing nsfw works with female characters, sorry
Each teenage character will be aged up.
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vynegar · 1 month ago
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vyn loves fighting fire with fire. it's actually very important for his enrichment
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