#team viking

[stripedstarsblueflags]

kmag: these penalties aren’t fair. i get punished for “safety hazards” that are really just minor infringements, meanwhile ricciardo was let off easy after nearly sending nico into the barrier at 300 kph.

stewards: yeah, about that… we should probably point out that nico’s contact with yuki was not only nico’s own fault but way more dangerous tha–

kmag: sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me correctly. i said THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND–––

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 272

You know what could be fun for Ghosts Are Dragons? How to Train Your Dragon Crossover. 

Like, both seafarers and vikings were incredibly superstitious people, even if we don’t see that a lot in the movie series. 

And Danny well, he might’ve managed to convince Clockwork that you know what? They do deserve a vacation, fuck the Observants, let’s find a world where we don’t have to worry about the GIW and just vibe! 

Now Clockwork, as anyone with eyes can tell, has a soft spot for the little ghost, there are even bets on when he’ll finally bite the bullet and properly adopt the little hatchling. In fact it’s so obvious that several others, Pandora and Frostbite included, borderline kick him out, telling him to yes, do go on a vacation, remember what happened when we all told Pariah to have a vacation and he didn’t? Exactly! 

So there they go, a pair, er a trio, um, alright Clockwork currently has six hatchlings with him. Alright. Okay so he’s never had a vacation before (nevermind with his future vision mostly turned off) and is maybe a hint wrong-footed but that’s fine. It can’t be that hard, and really, he easily dwarfs even the biggest dragons in this world, so what’s going to mess with him, hm? 

Ah.

Perhaps he should remember how idiotic humans are at times. 

[bravo4iscool]

masterlist overview

call of duty (simon "ghost" riley)

seal team

vikings

hunger games (cato hadley)

bridgerton

hidden glances and secret notes (benedict bridgerton x servant!fem!reader)

[seaglassdinosaur]

I know we collectively agree that Hiccup isn’t romantically inclined, and his getting married and having kids didn’t make sense in the epilogue, but consider: Hiccup getting married for political reasons.

It’s a marriage of alliance, which is recognized both by him and his partner, and they enter it without expectations of romantic involvement. Since they’re now married, they live in the same castle, spend time together, and Hiccup finds he really likes his spouse. They’re funny, get along with his friends, and has the same interests and values. They both probably speak multiple languages. She understands why Hiccup is so dedicated to making the Wilderwest better, and holds similar views. She’s a good politician (her job after all, was to be an ambassador). Hiccup likes spending time with them, and the feeling is mutual. They’re not in love, they have their own lives, but they’re dedicated to each other and eventually decide to raise children. They teach their kids how to train hawks and hunt with dragons, riding, history, the Languages, and all the necessary skills of their world. They’re not in love and they’re happy together.

[chasedeys]

why are nfl's receivers edits always eating like ts is 🔥🔥

[labrat8899]

fun fact! the reason brock is always so angry isn’t because of his lust for murder

it’s because he’s a minnesota vikings fan, and those people are miserable

[olessan]

It's a bit wild that the War of the Rohirrim design leads thought that this sort of blatant plagiarism was a normal thing to do. 🤔

On the left (and the boots on the right) you have Helm (and Hera's) clothes from one of the newer pieces of art released from WotR. The other images are screenshots from LotRO.

Specifically, the breastplate is the Armour of the Eastemnet and the Armour of the Elite Rider. The boots are Westemnet Boots of x (multiple kinds). Helm's vambraces and faulds, and Haleth's tunic (in the group shot) also look very familiar.

They claim to be following the designs from the trilogy but oh boy did they just google "Rohan armour" and lift whatever they found.

[beebooca]

my art fight profile! my second year participating, first year using the card :3

[helyannis]

"Who's got his hands in my hair?"

doing the scary thing and posting a silly little sketch of a famously silly execution scene - from Jómsvíkinga saga.

The Jómsvíkingar are defeated in battle and are to be executed. (They all crack jokes to show how little they care.) Among them is a young man with silky blond hair. He asks that a man hold his hair when he is beheaded so it doesn't get blood-stained. As the blow falls, he pulls his head back sharply so the arms of the man holding his hair are cut off at the elbows.

[mice-rats-daily]

Today's rat is the Viking Death Rats Soccer Team mascot!

[magnusstan]

This is an awesome edit with onboards, radio and race footage of KMag’s ‘laps of the gods’ in Montreal.

What an amazing performance, the wet tires obviously helped, but we already know he’s amazing in the wet, at race starts and street tracks!

His radio after the slow stop was 💔 and gave major ‘I’m not mad I’m disappointed vibes’.

[niemernuet]

I cropped the result, mostly to make the gif smaller but also bc they were losing 😭

[tehriel]

Where have I been? getting ready for Artfight my guys. Have a headshot of Ragnar, a good viking dragon riding boii

My name is Tehriel on Artfight; come one v one me. I am taking Seafoam's side because they are underdogging this one.

[middimidoris]

A gift for @acrossthesestars for the HotD server exchange. This is inspired by your Viking AU of Aemond. 🐉🗡️

Have a wonderful new year my friend. 🥺

[labrat8899]

stupid headcanon of the day: brock turned the boys (especially hank) into football fans when they were little by letting them watch games with him during the weekend. he also turned them into minnesota vikings fans and has definitely taken them to a game before