#team fortress 1

[finchtheidiot]

CMedic Posters based off a Cosplayer

(I won't post the cosplay images here just for their privacy)

Person these are based off is @/number1yisuchongfan

[jevilowo]

I got TFC in a cheap bundle with the original half life trilogy on steam (thank u autumn sale) and WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME IT'S LIKE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD??

Playing Cmedic is AMAZING, im literally just running around confused out of my mind spam tapping at people to heal.

TFC 2fort (CFort?) Feels like Evil Metal 2fort while youre running around in it and im pretty sure i can't drown despite the water looking like cooking oil. Shout out to the elevator and the evil looking spiral steps save me Cfort

Low poly Fred Conagher can lowkey fucking get it also.

SO YEAH DOWNLOAD TFC and the original half life trilogy ig FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF just under three quid if i remember correctly.

[homkamiro]

He doesn't even know he exists

[skullz4supper]

have been feeling super normal lately so fuck it, merc themed tramp stamps (couldnt think of anything good for engie or heavy sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

[sillyman325]

[the-1-foxy]

[tbhcreaturelover69]

Trying to animate!! My animations are very poor, so this one made me very proud!

[fexjam]

Dove dad

[fut4ba]

christmas for autistic people

[baldguy-fight]

BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1

[finchtheidiot]

All of the classic medic stuff I've made for your viewing desires (all the stuff I could find atm)

[jevilowo]

I love dates in the tf2 lore. I love knowing exactly when stuff happened. Which makes THIS THING I JUST FOUND a BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE

You've seen this image before, but have you noticed the dates on the prison card thingies? Presumably this is written the American Way (the writers are so american they make Scout and Sniper both call their mothers "mom" despite preferring "ma" and "mum" respectively, as shown previously SEVERal times), so Spy and Scout were arrested on

The 7th of September, 1972.

We can do a lot with this information.

Mann Co was taken over by Grey and Olivia half a month before this: roughly the 23rd of August

Contrary to popular belief, most of the comics have to take place in 1973! Seeing as 6 months after late August is late February.

This also means Scout had to have been born in 1946/7. Not sure about Sniper, I have yet to overanalyse the New Zealand timeline paragraph. I'll get to it eventually.

Medic implies in comic 6 that our mercs have worked together for "at least eight years", while talking about the lore breaking Demo eyeball halloween thing. Assuming the "at least" confusion is over the 1972 Halloween they missed while not working together, the Teufort Nine were hired in 1964.

(I've almost mentally rationalised the lore breaking eyeball as a thing they do at like 4am after regular Scream Fortress shenanigans. Almost.)

Scout claims he has known Ms Pauling for six years. During the War! update, Demoman is unfamiliar with Ms Pauling (he knows she works for the administrator, but thats it), so we can assume that is the point she started working more closely with the mercs, and also 1966/7

I really need to go back to actively working on my timeline instead of passively wondering at 11pm "hey what time of year is it in the comics" and going down a rabbit hole.

Uh if you want to build off this, feel free to, but tell society twas I, the great and nobel Jevil_Owo, who first conceptualised all this.

UPDATE! This post seems to be picking up reblog steam again, so now is a good time to say I was WRONG about the mercs being hired around 1964.

This blog post from 2009 claims the WAR update took place in 1962, meaning the mercs have to have been hired in early 1962 at the latest.

Seeing as Scout would have been 15/16 in 1962, and as that's kind of the youngest one can be hired for just about anything, I'd assume it actually is 1962 they were hired. Ok thats enough I just felt it was my duty as Person Timelining to update people on this Discovery.

SECOND UPDATE!!

Okay this is lowkey blowing up again and I just wanted to add that Valve themselves are not aware of the comics taking place in 1973. Idiots! This is why "7 years later" is 1979 instead of 1980 like it should be. Sigh.

I had already figured that out from a few other things (see the timeline in my pinned post, I point it out a couple of times), but this solidified it lmao.

[fizrose]

now that my brain iz nearly fully developed i can at last enjoy fps games w/out sucking total azz

[gophergal]

You know what ships get so little love in this fandom?

Polyships. My favourite has got to be Rapid Fire, Pyro/Scout/Sniper

Although I'm also partial to a Red Oktoberfest x Practical Espionage square/quadrouple

you're so right

[bluekiivi]

keeping warm