#tdahbanswering

[thedevilandhisbride]

Yeah I wanna fuck that man covered in blood too

id buy a pants store if it meant he would get in mine

[thedevilandhisbride]

you will never be a real boy, pooner! 💖

everything, from your layout to the way you type, makes you so blatantly clockable as female.

YWNBAM.

L+bozo+nobody cares+nobody asked+mind your own business+you are transphobic+im laughing rn irl

"you'll never be a real boy" mfer do i look like pinocchio?

"clockable as female" ok misogynist, i see you 🙄

sorry im poking so much fun rn ive actually been having the best time of my life right now with my family who loves and accepts me as a trans man

your opinion of me does not matter <3 keep it to yourself, because it will never affect me <3 the only opinion about me that matters is my own, and im proud of myself and i love myself and my identity is me and i am a man <3

get a better hobby than trying to shit on people online lmao

[thedevilandhisbride]

If only will had killed more people. though, I feel like it will and Hannibal got married they’d reenact “to the end”.

yknow ive had the headcannon that will secretly killed people while hannibal was incarcerated, and he would only treat himself after every letter hannibal wrote him- the ones he kept in his sock drawer like a love note, reading and burning them by the fire

the murder husbands are really just one smooch away from being canon. i mean, will still had mollys ring on, but whose to say its really binding will and her anymore? its just metal, and we already know that hannibal is a magnet that keeps pulling will in

[thedevilandhisbride]

hi can i cut you up into a bunch of tiny pieces and then make a mural with said pieces?

yeah let me just ask my mom

[thedevilandhisbride]

hey man is your sleep schedule okay? just out of curiosity

absolutely not thank you so much for asking

[thedevilandhisbride]

Bestie, what was the Hannibal news????

BESTIE I CANT EXPRESS THE JOY I FEEL GIVING YOU THIS INFORMATION

HANNIBAL S4 IS IN THE AIR!!!

mads mikkelsen said fuller has ideas, and that they 'arent getting any younger' (and says it would be reasonable for a post fall time jump) and they 'all want to go back'

the first article i linked was the first one out about this, and SO SO SO many other outlets have picked it up since!

THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS

[thedevilandhisbride]

It would be hannigram, but I didn’t see will having any gay sex when he was in prison smh /lh

you dont know if he didnt bone matthew brown. will was tied up and muzzled, you think he wouldnt bat his pretty blue eyes to get some dick while incarcerated? he flirted with the most dangerous serial killer in the world just to get a bite of his ass

[thedevilandhisbride]

So no male demolition lover x the devil old man yaoi then? 🥺

you mean hannigram? i post a lot of that

[thedevilandhisbride]

hey can I eat you whole?

bones and all? sure, yeah, why not. open that gob wide open, nonny!

[thedevilandhisbride]

Have you ever listened to leathermouth, they have a fantastic song about the president of the United States of America

nope! tbh i dont listen to much music. ill add it to songs i should listen to, though. its currently 4 in the morning and my 2 month old niece Just fell asleep so i would rather hannigram myself off of a cliff than make any noise whatsoever

[thedevilandhisbride]

Ur blog is like 40% gut-wrenching good omens posts, 59% suggestive Hannibal posts and 1% liking men. 10/10

thank you soldier ill be sure to up that 1% as soon as possible 🫡🏳️‍🌈

[thedevilandhisbride]

I love you white people

I love you white men

I love you white women

I love you white gays

I love you white trans people

I love you white Europeans

I love you white Americans

This is what you sound like. Men are oppressors lol positivity for them is not needed and is actually gross. Before you call me a terf I’m literally trans

i also love white people! thank you so much for this addition! im very happy i sound like someone who loves people despite things they cannot change like race and who they are!

men are not oppressors :] the patriarchy and societal pressures regarding gender are oppressive!

men need positivity! as a trans person, you should understand that everybody needs positivity. this is how we support each other. you support womens rights and womens wrongs? i support them too! i also support mens rights and mens wrongs. your idea ‘women are perfect in every way’ and ‘men are evil and horrid creatures’ is toxic. you want to break down toxic masculinity? start by loving men for who they are: men. you do the same with toxic femininity. get your double standard out of my safe space!

trans people can be terfs too <3 i think the term floating around is baedeel? or tmerf for transmasculine exclusionary radical feminist.

i hope you realize that men and white people deserve love and positivity! there are so many types of men in the gender category, and so many types of white people in the race category!

being white and being a man, and being both, is not a bad thing.

stop turning your fight for womens rights into a hate parade for men.

stop turning your fight for black rights into a hate parade for white people.

you want to stop forced and community set segregation in our communities, for both race and gender? stop putting the other(s) down. this is not how we make progress. this is how we reverse it.

peace and love in the universe friend <3 i hope you realize that you are spewing terf and racist rhetoric and it inherently makes you a terf and a racist <3

and racism doesnt mean just white people hating black people! it is the discriminatory act of hating/hurting something in anyway because of the color of their skin

thanks for the ask! i love white people and i love men!

[thedevilandhisbride]

That pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood. In order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of woodchuck toothaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"? Any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, *sigh* you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How much wood, SHOULD a woodchuck chuck 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck because really, who gives a care. You know like, who cares?

hey anon what if we kissed sloppy style. what if we made out. anon what if i chained you up in my basement and ##################################################################

[thedevilandhisbride]

Pspspspsps you should post about mcr

sorry cant. my father took my brother into the city to see the marching band instead of me and i got left at home with my crime shows. hes the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned and im a tragic old man yaoi enjoyer

[thedevilandhisbride]

Yo mama

MEIN MUTTER???????

[thedevilandhisbride]

This is gonna probably sound stupid, but thank you for making that post about how oit's okay to be white. I'm on the younger side of things (I don't wanna share my age but I'm in the 15-25 age range) and new to online spaces, so I've been mulling over my first few experiences with online racism for being white (not directed towards me, but stuff like how all white people are racist and how we don't have culture, and that we deserve to die, etc.) and I was trying to search for proof that I'm not crazy about that counting as being racism because every post I saw in my search was just saying the opposite; that I was just some whiny privileged white person who just wanted to play the victim despite being a horrible racist monster and actually that's fine because some white people did despicable and horribly racist things.

Then I saw your post about how it's okay to be white and that being white doesn't make me a horrible person. Like I said, it sounds stupid because why am I basing my views on myself off of what a bunch of people online are saying? But it actually made me cry out of relief.

oh anon i am so happy my post reached you. im holding your hands so gently and never letting go

race is a morally neutral thing, and all cultures including white cultures are valid and loved and should be appreciated

you cannot change who you are, you can truly only embrace it, and i hope you can embrace yourself and your culture(s) and who you are

its hard to not take what others say to heart, online and offline. ive had endless amounts of people tell me that my white cultures were essentially worthless, and peoples discomfort around me for my skintone was 'deserved', or that because of my skintone all my ancestors were horrible people and i deserved to be hated for sharing their shade- for having the audacity to be born with white skin

is that not racism? is that not the definition of racism?

nobody should feel awful for their skin color, so why are white people made to feel awful for being white?

its unfair, and nobody ever should be made to feel that way, and its horrible that anyone ever has been made to feel that way, so why perpetuate it further?

you should be proud of who you are, where you came from, and if those origins have negativity and racism, then we learn to reflect on it and do better in the now

people shouldnt have to pay for their ancestors mistakes, but we as an entire people on this planet should move forward to make the world better, regardless of our pasts

yes they may play a part, but people have the capacity for so much good as they do evil

hatred is taught, so lets stop teaching it

ily anon <3 stay strong