#td manitoba smith

[constellaj]

gay friend groups be like. shadow the hedgehog kinnie, canonical trans woman, indiana jones,

[mysillytdsideblog]

Mike being a jerk compilation

[dirktophat]

GRABBING THEM!!!!!!

[totaltism]

hoping to be known as THE scottitoba guy one day

fun fact the gay dating app thing was on the reference image i used i just thought it was so funny i had to keep it

[doggosage]

I drew the sillies! I wanted to give them a slightly different outfit from Mike's. Other than Vito, he looks mostly the same. YES, I MADE VITO TRANS FIGHT ME-

[thatweirdkid6]

Random ass picture of idk

[citrusrosesstuff]

Fun fact! Did you know that all of Mike’s alters have their own pajama designs? The reason we didn’t see them is because Mike only packed his own clothes when he went on the show!

(This is real canon info btw Cory Doran told me himself /j)

[jojogottagogo]

My relationship with Total Drama is so bizarre because my interest in it revolves around Mike and Mike exclusively. As a young child, I was mainly interested in Total Drama because of Mike. As a teen, I rediscovered Total Drama because of Mike. Whenever I get back into Total Drama, it’s actually because I’ve gotten interested in Mike again. Like I deadass have no idea what my opinion on Total Drama would be if Mike never existed because of how much enjoyment I have gotten from him over the years. He is the catalyst behind my obsession with it and always has been. Whenever Mike’s on screen, my eyes automatically gravitate towards him. ROTI and All Stars scenes that do not include Mike feel bizarre. For years I did not watch the ROTI episodes after Mike’s elimination because I did not care. Like, I don’t have a Total Drama hyperfixation. I have a MIKE Total Drama hyperfixation. Asking me to review Total Drama without Mike dominating the conversation is impossible. It’s the equivalent of being served a typical entree and the elixir of life and then being asked to rate the meal as a whole. How the hell could you focus on the ordinary meal when your beverage was the fucking elixir of life. I’ve watched Total Drama in its entirety solely because it’s the show Mike originates from. No other aspect of Total Drama comes close to being on the same realm of existence of love I have for Mike. Mike and his alters are the six pomegranate seeds I consumed, and now I’m trapped in this underworld of a show forever.

[xaiilophone]

First actual tumbler post.. scottitoba

I still haven’t figured out how I want to draw Scott’s scars bc he probably wasn’t stitched up or got skin graphs yknow? Just sitting in the td machine so I think it’d be a more skin graph looking thing since it just had to naturally fix itself ?? I love Scott

[delightfully-deranged-dagur]

Meant to post these sooner but I forgot.

But here's a new Custom TD Icons post! Starring Mike's System!

[4ga1n5t-4ll-4uth0r1ty]

being a multishipper and a rareshipper is fucking HARD

LIKE WHERES MY BRICK X MANITOBA SMITH ??

WHY IS EVERYONE HATING ON LIKE HEATHERRA AND STUFF

WHERES MY DID X PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC ???? (mike x shawn (also known as my fav characters >0<)) (I've been shipping this for YEARS PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE ELSE WHO SHIPS IT)

DO YOU GUYS HAVE NO CREATIVITY ???

like who gives af imma go make my own svetlana x anne maria x dawn fan art if you guys aren't >:[[

[dual-fantasy]

FANON SVETLANA. FROTHS AT THE MOUTH. can people please be for real for a Second. like mike shes actually kind of a bad person but cause shes a strong woman the mind of a total drama fan can only comprehend her being motherly. I think she should also be allowed to try and kill scott. shes equally as cool and awful as mike. if not more. in my dream post total drama au shes just worst because she deserves to be. I think vito is easily one of the funniest total drama characters hands down. everything about him even just in canon is fucking hilarious. the italian superstrength of course isn't realistic but it's the funniest thing to me. especially since most of the total drama fandom doesn't even question it hes just like that. he has a bunch of random skills nobody knows about. he probably doesnt either. anne marias car gets fucking wrecked like crumpled into a compact silver ball its shocking she made it out. he fixes it in 10 minutes with his hands and a plastic fork that survived the crash. hes completely and utterly stupid but only at common things to know. he cant do algebra but he can name every invasive insect species in history documented and otherwise. him and anne maria date for like a year after total drama but he leaves her for cars and men. he tries to help cameron work out once and it goes horribly wrong cameron gets hurt in ways nobodies ever been hurt before. doctors scientists priests etc are all dumbfounded. same thing happens when he brings cameron to literally just sit and watch him work at the mechanics. nobody even knows how he got hurt he just did. camerons not allowed within 50 feet of something metal anymore cause itll get him violently injured in a way that defies all science and god. anne maria is also underrated and so fucking funny. she records it every single time mike and scott fight. she encourages it. she bets at least ten dollars on mike. i think jomaria is so real but in ways nobody else understands. they show up to the Scike Fights together those are dates to them. svetmaria as well but in an awful gritty girlfailure way. my person headcanon(??) is that the reset button was completely made up. mike wanted off the show and it was the only way to get chris to leave them alone. once he was off the show he became so much cooler. but stereotypical cool bully kid in a movie kind of cool(think like... leather jacket) and nobody has the heart(and healthcare) to tell him that it doesn't actually look cool. most of his shirts are stained with Scott Blood. he acts like the type of guy to smoke but he tried it once and almost died. coughed and choked for at least an hour. the same with drinking he acts like he does but he needs emotional support to take a shot. when he actually gets drunk(after crying and gagging 10 times) hes just stupid and pathetic. he learns how to speak up for himself and he gets into fights but hes a loser boyfailure at heart. he rants to brick about a stupid pirated movie hes been watching while he washes the Scott Blood out from under his nails. he is the crywank and mccafferty boy ever but not in a sad way. just in a way you have to understand. Grave Dog

I have a lot of thoughts about the treatment of women in total drama. I'll probably make a whole post about it but it's actually kinda sickening that so many fans still treat women the way they do. fanon Svetlana is my 13th reason I stg. she should be worse. she should be strangling people. she should be biting and clawing and kicking. I love her. she deserves it.

Vito is literally the funniest total drama character I think. his entire existence is so funny to me. the Italian superstrength is an extra funny concept because the fandom doesn't question it, but also the contestants don't either. they all just accept that sometimes Vito can do stuff. randomly. he knows how to make like every poison ever and also he cannot fucking count. the car crash concept is so funny to me too. she brings it to him and it's fucking destroyed and they all look away and he's already fixed it. he does leave her for cars and men. he gives me grease (1978) energy but if grease was a little bit more faggoty and rocky horror picture show (1975). the Cameron concept made me burst out laughing. literally fucking incredible. Cameron gets hit by a car family-guy Brian-fucking-dies style while Vito is driving his dumbass convertible that's made out of cardboard, mod podge, and a tin can.

I also think that Manitoba smith is hilarious to me. it might just be the Australian in me but he means everything to me. he's canonically married? noone talks about that? he mentions his wife? when what who where why? and also I think he knows a lot about genuine Australian culture that noone should know unless they've been to Australia. he has literally never left Canada but he knows everything. he says "I'mgunna run down to wollies to snag lamingtons n a Bundaberg, wunna want?" and everyone stares at him like he's fucking insane. he warns everyone of dropbears. he calls them Zooper doopers. literally noone knows where he got this from.

I agree that the reset button was the only way to get Chris to leave him alone. noone wanted to get brought back so they decided that they would just. lie. and get off of the show. Chris didn't know it was fake he did literally no research whatsoever. chef knew it was fake but he didn't say anything because he understood the want to get off the show.

Anne Maria is soooo underrated it's insane. her elimination was actually iconic. even tho it's a fake diamond she could still sell it for a pretty decent price. it's a massive fucking jewel she could still scam someone with it. it's amazing actually. she means everything to me. jomaria so real they watch mike beat the shit out of Scott. Anne Maria is running bets and jo is charging admission to watch. they make so much money. also I believe in jo/Anne Maria/Svetlana. they beat up scott together. I love them.

mike is such a poser he's literally amazing. his shirts are all stained with blood (mainly Scott's) but if he ever tried to drink vodka he would shrivel up and die. he is the lightest weight ever. brick is holding his hair back while he's vomiting and threatening Scott (who hasn't been there for 10 minutes) after he took a singular shot. he is literally the worst and my personal favourite. Jo helps him wash blood out of his jeans while he's gossiping with Anne maria. I completely understand the McCafferty and crywank guy he's also the front bottoms and modern baseball. you're so real always

[mysillytdsideblog]

First part in my series of Making Mike & Co’s System Journal. This is typically something systems do so I thought id make something like this for them :)

[dirktophat]

they are in the trolley problem :(

[totaltism]

This was for a ship poll on Twitter and yes, they did win

[dirktophat]

im normal abt her i promise. Images under cut VVV

My fellow Mikeposters, in your darkest hour, remember, do it for them.