#td dwaynes wife

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gave dwaynes wife a design! got inspired by this post + ykk its Mother's Day so I figured it might be fitting

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I hate this dude so much. There is no other character in the entire series that I loathe as much as this guy. He’s not the only chauvinist character in TD, but every other sexist male character is a teenage boy whom I can give leeway to whereas Dwayne is a GROWN MARRIED MAN with a KID. I have to headcanon that Dwayne’s wife divorces him after RR because I hate to think that she’ll go on being married to a piece of shit like Dwayne who clearly doesn’t like his wife and expresses attraction to other women. The narrative never makes him grow out of his chauvinistic mindset, by the time he’s eliminated he’s still the same shitty misogynist he was at the beginning of the show except now he has a good relationship with his son. I like Neil Crone’s voice acting but not even that is able to make me feel anything positive towards this character.

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3 am heres a list of td characters who i believe get cancelled for things they did in td or other silly things and have to end up posting a notes apology in response:

Note: i know theres a lot of other td characters that have also made mistakes but i rlly dont think characters like heather or courtney or duncan would make a notes apology they’d most likely ignore it

1. GWEN (social medias start making threads about her being mean and a homewrecker)

2. Justin (social media caught wind of him calling ppl ugly in s2)

3. Trent (probably tried to defend justin)

4. Harold (gets called out for eliminating courtney/cheating and gets told he hates to see girlbosses win in which he probably adds to his notes apology “i am 100% in full support of girlbosses!”)

5. Lindsay (called out for ruining the mona lisa in france with beth)

6. Cody (called out for being …like that in s1 and s3)

7. Bridgette (called out for cheating on geoff)

8. Geoff (called out for being an ass in s2)

9. Shawn (called out for saying something mean about his gf’s goals in the tdpi finale)

10. DJ (animal curse arc)

11. Dwayne senior (called out for his i hate my wife b**mer humor)

12. Zeke (CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABT HIS COMMENT IN S1 SOCIAL MEDIA WOULD ABSOLUTELY CALL HIM OUT HE WOULD HAVE TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT SOLELY TO POST THE NOTES APOLOGY)

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Degenerate’s guide to college football season 2018 week 8 tv watch ‘em ups

I’m not about to make this a Michigan Wolverines blog but I’ve got to say it warms my heart the way Jim Harbaugh has risen back up in the rankings after being left for dead a few weeks ago. And now he’s facing the football avatars of the sickly Michigan State University so I kind of feel a pull towards rooting him on.

I can’t do that. I would be murdered by my wife and her family. But I might do it.

There’s other stuff happening but with Navy and Miami both effectively dead in the water I’ve already fallen into the mode of only hoping for chaos. There are so many teams that I wish ill upon.

See below for details!

Times are eastern. You can guess whatever else. I might be around to watch with you and I might be outside taking advantage of temperate weather in the desert.

Saturday, October 20

Matchup                                           Time (ET)                 TV/Mobile

Auburn at Mississippi                    12:00pm                     ESPN

Mercifully this one gets rid of itself quickly. Both these teams are bad and the rumors they are a-flyin that Gus Malzahn has all but announced his retirement. Or quitting or whatever. I don’t know if he means to quit coaching altogether or just wants out of Auburn. The racist south lost their best player but he’s a WR and they have three more superstars in that position group. Expect everything to happen and all of it to be inexplicable.

Buffalo at Toledo                             12:00pm             ESPN+ / WGRZ

If things break a certain way, Tyree Jackson could be the #1 quarterback in the 2019 draft. I think he’s probably third at best but somebody could really fall for his potential. Is he closer to Josh Allen as a prospect than he is to Andrew Luck? Absolutely. But imagine the delightful disaster that could be the Giants taking him in the top 10 and then thrusting him into starting duties before he’s ready. The franchise could never recover and isn’t that what we all want? The line has swung towards Buffalo to the point where they’re now favored. Maybe don’t bet this one, though.

20 Cincinnati at Temple                   12:00pm                    ESPNU

Things are setting up nicely for Luke Fickell to return to Ohio State as head coach.

Illinois at 23 Wisconsin                    12:00pm                       FS1

Paul Chryst has a whole season he needs to resurrect if he’s going to live up to his surname. To start he needs to beat the spread against shitty Illinois and that means he needs to beat the hell out of Illinois. The betting public does not trust him to do so but I sort of do. Wisconsin by 40.

Maryland at 19 Iowa                          12:00pm                     ESPN2

The most depressing healthcare story in football comes to the most heartwarming stadium in football and hell if it doesn’t seem like Maryland is the better team, records aside. The spread is shrinking and so is the over under. I don’t feel safe predicting much for either team in terms of outcome but 44 total points? That looks like free money.

Miami (Ohio) at Army                         12:00pm                   CBSSN

This game is crap.

6 Michigan at 24 Michigan State        12:00pm                     FOX

The capacity is limitless for each of these teams to fuck up to the point where you’re not sure whether they mean to play football or not. If I were you and you were betting, I as you would take Michigan State to cover +7.5 and pound the under (40.5.) 

Northwestern at Rutgers                     12:00pm                      BTN

Holy hell this is almost a MAC game.

9 Oklahoma at TCU                              12:00pm                      ABC

Wouldn’t that just be so Gary Barnett to beat Oklahoma right now and kind of fuck over the Big XII Conference. Oklahoma fired their DC last week and here they are favored by 7.5 on the road with an O/U of 61.5. The average total of a Big XII conference game is 94.3.

Tulsa at Arkansas                                 12:00pm                      SECN

Arkansas has started showing signs of life and I don’t know why and I really don’t know why they’re playing Tulsa right now.

North Carolina at Syracuse                  12:20pm               Raycom Sports

If you are unaware, the ACC is full of bad teams this year. UNC might just be the worst of the bunch. So of course they’re going to beat Syracuse today.

Virginia at Duke                                      12:30pm                RSN/ESPN3

The straggler of the early slate is a soul crusher just by listing the teams. UVA is coming off a big upset of Miami that has the Miami faithful, er, questioning their faith. Duke has only 1 loss and a terrible QB who has an odd distribution of hype.

Bowling Green at Ohio                           2:00pm                      ESPN3

Good job by Bowling Green to be bold in a bad situation by firing their coach. 1-11 just feels better without all the extra questions.

Idaho State at Liberty                              2:00pm                      ESPN3

Go Idaho State.

Florida Atlantic at Marshall                     2:30pm                   CBSSN/FB

Luther Campbell’s favorite coach is favored in the road for reasons unknowable. Bet on Marshall here.

Utah State at Wyoming                            2:30pm                      ATTSN

Utah State is a darling of computer rankings and they’re favored by 14 against Wyoming. I’ve got no advice to pair with these things.

Charlotte at Middle Tennessee                3:00pm                      ESPN3

I defy any one of you to offer a cogent expression of expectations for this game.

Eastern Michigan at Ball State                 3:00pm                      ESPN+

Look at all this stupid goddamn MAC football.

Western Michigan at Central Michigan    3:00pm                      ESPN+

At least it’s all happening at once and I won’t see it.

Akron at Kent State                                    3:30pm                      ESPN+

None of it.

1 Alabama at Tennessee                           3:30pm                        CBS

Tennessee got their first conference win in 2 years last week and this week they’ll be slaughtered.

Coastal Carolina at UMass                         3:30pm                     ES/NESN

This is an absolutely perfect weekend to skip football watching.

Colorado at 15 Washington                        3:30pm                        FOX

This is an OK game but it shouldn’t be a contender for best of the week. Brutal slate of games.

Houston at Navy                                           3:30pm                   CBSSN

Ed Oliver had 5 TFL, including 2 sacks, last week. You’d think that would be tough to duplicate against a Navy team that never throws but in two previous games against the Middies Oliver has 25 total tackles, 5 TFL and 2 sacks. He’s a defensive tackle. I understand why he isn’t going #1 overall next year but he should probably go #1 overall next year.

16 NC State at 3 Clemson                               3:30pm                     ESPN

GAME OF THE WEEK! CONTRACT THE ACC!

18 Penn State at Indiana                                  3:30pm                      ABC

I’m not just saying this because I hate Penn State - that 14.5-point line is mighty tempting to bet the Hoosiers. I wouldn’t take Indiana to win but that’s a lot of points to give at home against a team that hasn’t really played up to their rep so far this season.

Kansas at Texas Tech                                       3:30pm                       FS1

My prediction is lots and lots of turnovers from both teams and a final score that’s very disappointing for anybody that roots for and/or bets for the Kansas Jayhawks.

Louisiana at Appalachian State                       3:30pm                     ESPN+

Minnesota at Nebraska                                      3:30pm                     BTN

Our collective dream of an 0-12 season for the Cornhuskers is going to get a serious challenge this week from a pretty bad Minnesota team that isn’t so far away from questioning their own expensive coaching hire.

SMU at Tulane                                                      3:30pm                  ESPNU

The fuccponi’s travel to New Orleans for a debauch and a football game. As far as gambling I wouldn’t touch this one but if you want to see some interesting offensive concepts get in now on Tulane’s modern-ish twist on an option offense. They don’t have any high level talent to speak of but somebody with more to spend is going to scoop up Willie Fritz in the near future.

UTEP at LA Tech                                                  3:30pm                   ESPN+

You aren’t going to see Louisiana Tech favored by 24 over a lot of teams but UTEP isn’t just any shitty team.

Wake Forest at Florida State                               3:30pm                   ESPN2

Florida State is a lot closer to being good again than most people realize. Vegas has noticed and has FSU favored by 10 this week. The rest of you will notice when they beat Notre Dame next week.

California at Oregon State                                    4:00pm                Pac-12N

This is a great Pac-12 After Dark game that is seriously undermined by an early  afternoon start.

Memphis at Missouri                                             4:00pm                    SECN

Drew Lock versus Darrell Henderson in a key RTARL-American cross conference matchup.

Georgia Southern at New Mexico State     6:00pm     11 Sports / AggieVision

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22 Mississippi State at 5 LSU                               7:00pm                    ESPN

This is the kind of shit game you can set your watch to. Both of these teams are ranked and, I guess, deservedly so. But that doesn’t mean you should expect good football out of them. Montez Sweat is one of the best players in the country this year and he’s somehow going to get 3 sacks in this game but also lose by 15. Yep, I’m predicting an 18-3 final score.

Texas State at ULM                                                7:00pm                    ESPN3

They got the degenerate part down pat for this one.

10 UCF at East Carolina                                         7:00pm                  ESPN2

The nation’s longest winning streak gets tested by... Whatever. Sometimes ridiculous things happen and ECU winning wouldn’t compare to Old Dominion brutalizing Virginia Tech a couple of weeks ago in terms of insane upsets.

  UConn at 21 USF                                                    7:00pm                   CBSSN

USF and UCF are barreling towards a huge end-of-season showdown and UConn shouldn’t really put up much of a fight here. The Bulls are favored by 32.5 at home and it would honestly be a big disappointment if they don’t beat the spread. One of my favorite things each week the last couple of seasons has been seeing the hilarious final scores of UConn games.

UTSA at Southern Miss                                          7:00pm                   ESPN+

I don’t like this ESPN+ nonsense one bit. Because I haven’t ever figured out what the hell it is and a game like this screams out for the CBS Sports or FOX regional treatment.

Fresno State at New Mexico                                   7:30pm                  ESPNU

ESPNU, on the other hand, I understand. This trash is in its perfect place as a game you put on the tablet to stare at some bullshit while whatever you actually are watching is at commercial.

North Texas at UAB                                                  7:30pm        beIN SPORTS

Oh, hell yes. This is beautiful. I’m rolling with the UNTs +1.5 and over 54.5.

2 Ohio State at Purdue                                             7:30pm                ABC

I find Ohio State football to be deeply and eternally unsatisfying. I can’t count on them to win or lose the way I like. Oh, well, as long as Dwayne Haskins keeps racking up 5 or 7 passing TDs a game they can do whatever the hell they want in every other facet.

Old Dominion at WKU                                               7:30pm              ESPN+

If ODU can finish 1-11 this season we are all winners.

12 Oregon at 25 Washington State                           7:30pm               FOX

I hate the national scheduling making this start in daylight hours but I love everything else about this game. Both QBs were on the RTARLsman list this week as one is the legitimate best QB in the country and the other is leading the country in most counting stats.

Rice at FIU                                                                   7:30pm               ESPN+

Holy crap does Rice suck. This is better left out of sight out of mind.

Vanderbilt at 14 Kentucky                                          7:30pm               SECN

Kentucky being ranked in football is unnatural and bad and I hope it stops soon.

USC at Utah                                                                 8:00pm               Pac-12N

No idea what to expect from either team and I still don’t think of it as a conference game but I find these two uniforms to be aesthetically pleasing.

Arizona at UCLA                                                         10:30pm            ESPN2

Now that UCLA has won a game I don’t know what to do with my hands. I kind of want Sumlin and Kelly to work out for at least a little while in the Pac.

San Jose State at San Diego State                            10:30pm            CBSSN

SDSU isn’t the best they’ve been in recent vintage but SJSU is an abomination of a team that might just be the worst in America. Classic degenerate watch ‘em up. Sometimes San Diego State wears cool looking unis and the contrast between their shiny maroon and black should be very nice against San Jose’s blue, yellow and white.

Nevada at Hawaii                              11:59pm     Spectrum/Nevada Sports Net

Hawaii disappointed me greatly last week but I still love them eternally just for playing so late when they’re at home. This is kind of an ugly uniform matchup but it could still be a fun, wild and crazy game between middling teams that do cool stuff on offense.

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The Kansas City Chiefs Lost For The Wrong Reasons

The Kansas City Chiefs lost to the San Francisco 49ers by the final score of 22-17 on Sunday. That end result is nothing to be ashamed of. The 49ers are a good team, a physical team, a team that has played in three consecutive NFC title games. So having the ball with two minutes to go and a chance to beat a team like that on their own home turf is respectable. However, as the final seconds of the game ticked away I didn’t want to give the Chiefs an “atta boy, good hustle!” for their effort. That game was 100%, no doubts about it, completely winnable for Kansas City and they blew it time after time with stupid mistakes, mainly from the coaching staff.

As I sit typing this an hour after the game ended I’m still incredibly frustrated (although Alex Gordon hitting a three run triple in the first inning of the Royals/Angles game helped a little). After two consecutive games where Andy Reid looked like the best play caller in all of the NFL, Reid started off once again looking like a genius with a masterfully designed opening touchdown drive. Unfortunately, at that point “Good Andy” left the building and Chiefs fans were left with the same “Bad Andy” that refused to run the football in the season opening loss to the Titans. On multiple occasions Reid refused to run the ball on short yardage plays. While the 49ers do have a good run defense, it’s not as if the Chiefs weren’t having success. The Chiefs as a team averaged 4.7 yards per carry and Jamaal Charles averaged 5.3.

SO WHY DIDN’T YOU RUN THE BALL ANDY REID???????

WHY??!?!?!?!??!?!

2nd and 1: pass 3rd and 1: pass 4th and 1: go for it, pass, but it doesn’t matter because of a false start penalty

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(At this point I’m going to have to step away from the computer for a minute because a post of nothing but caps lock and exclamation points isn’t what any of us want)

Ok, I’m back and feeling a little better. Related side note: if you’re ever feeling really frustrated by a Chiefs loss having your wife make breakfast for dinner helps. Seriously, try it some time.

So we’ve established that Reid refusing to run the football when the Chiefs were having some success doing it was a major frustration and a huge contributing factor to KC wasting an opportunity to win this game. The other moment in this game that had me absolutely wanting to break my television was the penalty for 12 men on the field on the 49ers FG attempt that gave them a first down.

That is absolutely ridiculous. Absurd. Nauseating.

I’d go on another tirade now, but Billy “Country Breakfast” Butler just stole a base in the Royals game which just reminds me of my own breakfast/dinner so I’m in a happy place at the moment.

The other thing that frustrated me to no end was how KC got away from making a conscious effort to get the ball in the hands of their best playmakers. In the passing game Alex Smith had 31 attempts and Jamaal Charles, Knile Davis, Dwayne Bowe, Travis Kelce, and DeAnthony Thomas only saw a combined total of 13 targets.

That’s unforgivable in a close game.

The fact that Anthony Fasano, Junior Hemingway, AJ Jenkins, Anthony Sherman, and Demetrius Harris saw more targets than that first group of five makes me feel like my head is going to explode!

(A well timed Mike Moustakas HR brings the blood pressure down a little)

In the Chiefs blowout win over the Patriots on Monday night Bowe, Kelce, Charles, and Davis had a combined 20 targets on Alex Smith’s 26 pass attempts. In that game KC targeted it’s best players on 77% of Smith’s passes (compared to just 42% Sunday). That is how KC is going to win on offense. Run the football. Get the ball in the hands of their best playmakers. I believe you can win football games, a LOT of football games, maybe ALL the football games with Alex Smith as your starting quarterback.

BUT……..

You have to have a game plan that fits his abilities. Alex Smith is not a guy that you just drop back over and over and wait for him to make something happen with his off the chart elite God given abilities. That’s not his game. Alex Smith is a QB that can smartly and efficiently distribute the ball to playmakers that……wait for it……MAKE PLAYS!

GASP!!!!!!!

Shocking, I know.

DeAnthony Thomas had cheap jerseys from china one target and scored a TD.

Travis Kelce had three targets and scored a TD.

Anthony Fasano and AJ Jenkins had a combined nine targets for a whopping 35 yards!!!!

In the words of the not so cheap jerseys immortal Herm Edwards……

“Hello???”

Since I’m clearly using this post as a means to vent my frustrations I’d also like to take a moment to point out what was probably the most impressive display of incompetence in the entire game, if not the history of Chiefs football (and that’s saying something).

Follow Suade @_Suade Chiefs need to cut Dee Ford RIGHT NOW. How you grown and run away cheap jerseys china from making a tackle??? 9:33 AM - 6 Oct 2014 64 64 Retweets 14 14 likes WHAT

WAS

THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I think I’ve watched it on loop for like five minutes straight and I don’t no if I should laugh or cry?!?!

Dee Ford was either so scared of making a tackle that he literally turned around and ran away from the ball or he has the worst field awareness of any player in the history of football. It actually looked like a glitch in Madden when a player inexplicably just takes off and runs completely out of a play for no reason. I just…….I can’t……..(sigh).

Anyway, despite that horrific display of football by first round draft pick Dee Ford the defense as a whole did a pretty commendable job considering that they were playing a smash mouth football team without Derrick Johnson, Eric Berry, and Mike DeVito. Marcus Cooper continues to disappoint, but Sean Smith and Hussein Abdullah have been playing well and if KC can get Eric Berry back I think they’ll be okay. Tamba Hali, Justin Houston, Dontari Poe, and Allen Bailey continue to make life miserable for opposing QBs. I’ve also been pretty happy with Bob Sutton’s defensive calls after having some real doubts about him coming into the season. The Chiefs may be 2-3, but I don’t think you can put that on the defense, especially considering all the injuries that they’ve suffered.

I’m also pretty happy with how the young offensive line is coming together. Against a powerful 49ers defensive front the Chiefs OL didn’t allow a single sack and as was mentioned earlier rushed for 4.7 yards per carry against one of the best run defenses in football (they were only giving up 3.5 yards per carry coming into the game). No, this game wasn’t on the offensive line either.

This game was on Andy Reid (with a little Dave Toub thrown in for that 12 man on the field penalty). If Reid did a better job of putting his offense in a position to succeed the Chiefs might have walked away with a victory. That is what is so frustrating. I actually picked the 49ers to win this game in my FanSided Armchair Quarterback picks by a score of 23-20. So the loss doesn’t shock me, I knew that KC had their work cut out wholesale jerseys for them. If anything, I didn’t give KC enough credit. I thought it would take Andy Reid making good play calls to keep it that close. Instead Reid continually handcuffed his own team and they still were one drive away from getting the win.

I like Andy Reid. I believe he deserves the bulk of the credit for turning the 2-14 Chiefs into a team that can now play with anyone in the NFL. His game plan and play calling the previous two games were masterful, and as I said earlier, the first drive was a thing of beauty. He just HAS to learn to stop outthinking himself. The opposing team’s defense isn’t taking away KC’s best players, Andy Reid is. If the Chiefs can get “Good Andy” to run this team the rest of the way they can absolutely compete for a playoff spot. I 100% believe that. Overall, the team that has taken the field the past four weeks has shown the ability to beat anyone. Over those four games they have played three of the four teams that were in the conference championship games last season. They blew one of them out at home and in the other two they were one final TD drive away from pulling off an upset road win.

The Chiefs wholesale jerseys china now enter their bye week with the most difficult part of their schedule in the rear view mirror. They have to put the frustration of this loss behind them. Andy Reid has to see the error of his ways and get back to getting the ball to his best players. If the Chiefs can do that there should be a lot less frustrating games like the one on Sunday in their future.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to finish watching the Royals game and see if I can banish this frustration all together.

As always, thanks for reading and GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where the fuck is my tdrr 10 years later

SAY NO MORE ANON HERES TDRR 10 YEARS LATERnowen - Noah and emma broke up after tdrr ended. Noah and owen both quit reality tv after the last td season and lay low and decide to move in together where no one could find and bother them. This makes owen a bit sad but he still stays in contact with his friends, besides, he's got noah so everything is fine as long as noahs by his side. They fall in love. Next time the paparazzi finds them theyre marriedThe goths - reach ultimate goth level and become vampires. No one has seen them but theyve become urban legends. gay cops - married. Leave the force. Become one of those reality shows where like u see their daily lives. Super popular. Adopt a little boi. Beautiful in every wayjosee and jacques finally win a gold medal and decide to finally rest for a while. Josee marries a girl in the end. Jacques plans the wedding bc thats what best friends do! Jacques is on and off dating a lot of pplrockspud - married. Their band is famous and theyre always on tour. Pansexual iconsEmma - went to college and broke up w noah bc they just played it all for cameras, met girl, became gay and got married. She does very well as a lawyer and supports her wife and her two adopted childrenKitty - went to college w carrie and both were roommates! Then they were gfs and now are engaged! Kitty studies to become a vet!Carrie - her and devin broke up bc they wanted to be better as friends a few years into college. She became close w kitty and now theyre gfs and engaged. She's an art major!Devin - became a vlogger. Doesnt wanna date for a while to focus on his youtube career. Believes he will get badly injured again if he does reality tvTaylor and Kelly - tried to go the reality tv way like the cops for a while but kelly called it quits bc taylor was letting fame get to her head and the show just wasnt the same without kelly. Taylor now works at her fathers company up until she can find another reality tv gigThe surfers - traveling the world and surfing the sickest waves. Also youtube celebs. Bridgette and geoff break up eventually but remain cool buds and nothings weird between them. Geoff and brody fall in love and bridgette supports them, just like geoff and brody showed support when bridgette got back tgether w the pole from the yukonThe scientists - win nobel prizes, find cures. Just iconic lesbians. The fashionistas - they make their own clothing line and its a hit! A true example of mlm/wlw solidarity and also donate their winnings to lgbt charities! Incredibly famous! Jen kept in contact w the icelandic swan lady and now theyre gfsFather and son - junior is a soundcloud rapper/singer with a decent following and works at a car place as part time. Believes he will become big and doesnt have to go to college. Dwayne is just. Hoping his son goes to college gsgshdThe daters - no longer dating (on and off) but theyre both still looking for love in those reality shows where they try to date one particular person? YeahLeonard and tammy - i want to say they went to college and like studied something nerdy? Still very good friends and stay in touch for DND nights. Not very well known after tdrr/tdpi so they both get very excited when someone does recognize them. Tammy works at a library and leonard finds his way into one of them anime/dnd gaming/pokemon card game shops and just. Owns it now. Like the owner saw him and was like "please free me" handed him the keys and now it's just leonards place good for u leonardStepbros - they try to like. Do gaming on youtube and stuff but dont pick up really well and constantly blame youtubers lack of taste. They actually just rlly suck at playing videogames. Both are kicked out bc they dont go to college at all. Both work at fast food restaurants and pay for a small appartment with chets partner and lorenzos buddy from work Jay and his twin brother whose name is escaping me atm - dead. RipTennis partners - also dead but in love. RipLaurie and miles - miles is in recovery from the time the cannibals were trying to eat them. Laurie is still missing