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kylieswift31 · 2 months ago
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Liar, liar, pants on fire
Taylor has referred to herself as the narrator of the story within her music over and over again, but what type of narrator is she referring to? It’s appears that Taylor has been alluding to being the unreliable narrator of her own story.
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The unreliable narrator is a form of literary device utilised by authors to create plot twists and conflicted characters within a story. In the process the narrator may withhold information, lie to the audience or mislead them. This encourages them to cast doubt on the narrative and engage with the material on a deeper level. The benefit of telling a story in this way is that it forces the audience to come to their own conclusions when the narrator’s point of view cannot be trusted.
When we apply this context to Taylor’s role in retelling her story we start to understand why she has been affectionately referred to as ‘Tayliar’. There is a layer of mistruth sprinkled throughout her story to alter the way it is interpreted so that everyone can slowly see through the facade that was being presented to us. This is a gentle approach, but also an effective one.
Taylor has slowly been drawing more attention to the lies so that more people will notice. This has intensified the split in the narrative, leading to a hostile divide between those who can see the truth and those who believe that the fantasy is real. Both have different points of view but only one side is right, and it's the gaylors because we can see how all of the pieces of the puzzle fall into place when it's viewed through a queer perspective. There's a lot more to the story past this point, but it is the beginning point for many to begin questioning the narrative.
What we're continuing to see unfold now is the lies being told to keep up the facade for everyone else. This phase is supposed to feel contradictory as Taylor continues the process of leaving a trail of clues. I understand many have known the truth for years and are growing tiresome waiting for an ending, but I'd urge you to see that what's happening now isn't for us, it's for those who still believe in the fantasy.
Unfortunately the ending of a story told by an unreliable narrator is oftentimes anti-climactic. It sounds cliche but it really is about the journey and not the destination. But the good news is that there really is so much suspense, complexity and beauty when you are paying attention to all of the small cracks forming in the facade. This is where it becomes clear that Taylor truly is a mastermind.
It's likely that some will accuse Taylor of gaslighting her fans when they discover the truth, but the majority will begin to understand why she kept it a secret once they've had a chance to uncover the truth that has been hidden in plain sight for themselves.
"If you ask me if I love him, I'd lie" -Taylor Swift
A tortured poet,
Kylie x
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zot3-flopped · 5 months ago
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Quick somebody change it to Tayliars version
đŸ€Ł Yes!
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cursed-man-prayers · 2 years ago
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hetlors will get so defensive at the notion that Taylor Swift lies as if she didn’t say “not a lot going on at the moment” after writing cardigan
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heardahairpindrop · 14 days ago
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Was rewatching the endgame mv because I wanted to double check something before posting.
At the end of Taylor’s verse she says the line “hear the truth from my red lips” but (and this has always made me feel insane) she isn’t wearing red lipstick! Her lips aren’t red they’re pink. Does that imply that she’s lying in the music video? I don’t feel smart enough to figure out exactly what’s going on there but I feel like it’s significant. Tayliar back at it again.
Also in that scene she appears to be wearing sparkly red shoes. Ruby slippers perhaps?
And just as a gay aside: her rainbow dress has me side eyeing her, how does she keep getting away with it??? Also in the back of a scene with Ed Sheeran she appears to be getting quite cozy to the girl next to her. That might be a reach but I thought I’d mention it anyway.
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unbotheredalwyn · 4 months ago
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It's so funny to see swiffers hate emo and goth people because that's exactly what tayliar said reputation was- the dark edgy goth punk album. She was wrong obviously, but what happened to the blind worship? Mother is claiming to be punk you don't support her đŸ„ș? Deep down they must know she'll never be more than just pop in different fonts.
SHE SAID REP IS DARK EDGY GOTH?! WHAT???
Oh my god I can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Nothing Taylor has ever released had even a little bit of punk 😭
Every single song especially on ttpd sounds the same.
Taylor could screech on a song and swifties will call it death metal let's be honest. 😭
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taylorcritic · 3 months ago
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”Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism?” Real line from Anti-Hero😭
Yes Tayliar, I heard it loud and clear💀
the way it means acting nice to get people to like you, but not because you really want to help them.
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jewishbarbies · 5 months ago
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I don't know much about law but I think the funniest thing to happen now would be a collective of people suing swift for fraud. Anybody who bought Tayliar's version (đŸ€ź) under false pretenses should at least get their money back. I doubt these brain dead bigots care enough, they defend her lies all the time but karma would be her losing all her fans and money.
I don’t think they’d have a real legal basis that would get them very far but it’d certainly be fun to watch them try.
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chickawah23 · 2 years ago
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Remember in the summer of 2016 in the month of August when Taylor sent Karlie bday wishes and flowers, then showed up to KKs(Betty) party a few days later– and sang with Nelly to her and her stupid friends? This is post CH & TH. A wild summer indeed.
Yeah, James. You are Taylor. Also, didn't Taylor say that August was about Augustine (a girl) in the Long Pond Sessions doc? đŸ€”
TayLIAR... 😂
Interesting connections lol it was mainly Mikey’s party though. And they were both very much invited.
Augustine the other woman who really wasn’t the villain. Everyone got played by James and in the end James played himself (see timt)
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umlindsay · 7 years ago
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Goodnight to everyone except TayLIAR Swift.......just kidding, a special goodnight to you! You have done nothing wrong ever in your life, besides the times you have done stuff wrong
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wasithard · 7 years ago
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No offense but tayliar snake is annoying and seeing her all over my dash from you is even more annoying
no one’s forcing you to follow me sweetheart :)
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littlegraycats · 7 years ago
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i'm living for all these critic reviews of tayliar's new song
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kylieswift31 · 28 days ago
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Two graves, one gun
“Still alive, killing time at the cemetery.
Never quite buried.” đŸȘŠđŸȘŠ
The connections between the box of lies skit and Taylor’s music videos suggest that Taylor has been telling a queer love story that began with two people stuck in the closet. Taylorℱ went on as the narrator to tell their story from the perspective of Romeo and Juliet while her muse stayed hidden in the shadows. 🐈🐈‍⬛
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Just like a game of poker, the box of lies skit is designed to test your ability to detect whether your opponent is lying or not. This ties into Taylor being an unreliable narrator, a plot device that typically relies on concealing the truth with a lie in the very beginning. Much like a house of cards or a tower of Jenga, this creates a foundation that is built on an unstable footing where one small move can make the whole thing come crumbling down.
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This is what the invisible string symbolises. It’s a trail of spider web woven in the shadows that’s only visible when you shine a light on it “We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them they have chosen to show us.” -reputation prologue. Considering what we don’t see or hear, such as who could be sitting in the audience while Taylor’s on stage, helps to expose our blind spots.
The man wall has had everyone hitting dead ends because it was a reflection of the ‘man you script’, a red herring designed to distract everyone. Just like Truman declared his plans to travel to Fiji when he had bigger plans, this isn’t Taylor’s version either. Her ultimate plan seems to involve the tortured poets department in some way. When Taylor opened the 3rd box she revealed a grimace themed book that contained a burger and fries, a reference to the end scene of ‘you need to calm down’. Another book seen on the show was the Grimm’s fairytale book that contained a bottle of Tennessee whiskey, as well as a class of 1790 year book that looks a lot like what Taylor would’ve written in her year book.
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In the 1st box she opened was a pair of binoculars with a lanyard that said ‘I can see corn’. It also had to pieces of corn in one end and two pieces of baby corn in the other. This was the first music video (chronologically based on album) to include the contrast between red and blue.
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It feels like there’s two stories being told at once here, with the left referencing a love story and the right referencing a plan for revenge.
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There was a comment during one of the skits about the turtle being inside the burger, which feels like a reference to the tale of the tortoise and the hare. And I understand there’s also a deeper message being referenced with the pizza here, but I feel like it’s also dangling a missing piece of the puzzle in front of everyone that will seem obvious in hindsight.
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These are just a few of the items that seem to tie into Questlove’s game nights. The rainbow cereal time turner is from four years ago and the good guys club house is from last month.
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There so many movie references here that I believe tie into Taylor’s muse hiding in the shadows. There’s reference to scary movies and the pumpkins tying into the @spade-riddles pumpkin anon, Elsa’s isolation from her sister in frozen, the grinch living on the top of the mountain away from everyone else, Star Wars characters being used as mascots, the friendship between Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street with the rubber duckies and also the lucky cat that was kept in Taylor’s cleaning cart on the eras tour.
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As I was watching these videos I was seeing a pattern emerge with boxes 3, 4 and 5 in particular containing the most references to Taylor or her muse. And box 1 seemed to be tied with the most references to trolling or tied to a bigger enemy.
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I could go on but be here all day. What all of these items seem to suggest is that Taylor has been sharing two different stories with us simultaneously. One is a story about karma and creating lasting change and the other is about a loving relationship hidden in the shadows. 🐈🐈‍⬛
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zot3-flopped · 4 months ago
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I can't decide which is more embarrassing: releasing 100 variants to stay on top or the fact that people are still buying them, even after the big tayliars version reveal. Clown behavior all around.
Yep đŸ€ĄđŸ‘±â€â™€ïž
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zot3-flopped · 4 months ago
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Music anon here- the general consensus is that Taylor is doing an incredible job ruining her career all on her own why put yourself in the canon fire and potentially become her scapegoat when you could wait for nature to take its course. Her cycle of playing the victim then rising from her pseudo downfall still works too well and garners sympathy turned revenue as well as attacks on the "offending party." It's all fearmongering; her word is still gospel and she has genuinely ruined peoples live's over much less so the thought of getting blacklisted or fired or sued lingers. She's a disgusting wretch with a lot of power but it is waning and I think everyone is waiting for their ideal moments. All we can do is wait, like how I'm patiently waiting for the eventual "Taylor Grift" and "Tayliar's version" magazine spreads.
I love all the names people have for her! Trash will take itself out eventually.
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zot3-flopped · 4 months ago
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Are we still calling men whipped? Or simps now? Whatever the term is skidmark is fully up tayliars butthole. It's very desperate to pry him out of a club to come watch the show. I'm surprised he's not getting aggressive after all this emasculation.
!!!!!!
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kylieswift31 · 1 month ago
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Box of lies
"A present is on it’s way, keep your eyes peeled closely."
Just like Taylor is affectionately known as Tayliar, she has shown us time and again that she is the unreliable narrator. To give us a chance to see the love story hidden between the lines she has left a trail of breadcrumbs in obscure places like this series of skits, but you might just find that the use of mascots, symbolism and references to Taylor’s music foreshadowed more than just her muse

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The items in the box of lies game featured on the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon are full of hidden references to Taylor's love story. Just like a game of ping pong, this skit is set up so each opponent go back and forth as they attempt to bluff each other by describing what's in their box. This typically starts with the guest picking a box from the shelf as they take turns, so these are in order unless otherwise stated.
Tina Fey part 1 and 2
Black dress
Part 1
Box 5 -colander full of ping pong balls
Box 3 -long handled fork, telescopic handle
(You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours)
Lied -red Swiss army bartender tools
Part 2
Box 7 -taxidermy squirrel
Lied -Patrick Stewart doll, 6 inches
Box 9 -facial wax strips
Box 1 -hotdog in a ziplock bag
Julia Bowen
Dark gold dress
Box 4 -wavy bowl with a taxidermy tarantula
Box 3 -black card with a tiny rubber chicken 
Lied -feather glued to paper
Box 8 -toupee in its package
Lied -replica stripper on a stage 
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Melissa McCarthy
Black dress, bird necklace
Box 4 -joint in a ziplock bag
Lied -dispenser for Dixie cups
Box 6 -ransom style note written with magazine letters 
“mElisSa mcCartTy is aWesomE!”
Lied -Fort Lauderdale magnet
Box 7 -Jane Fonda workout VHS in a large focaccia sandwich
Jenifer Lawrence
Dark blue dress
Box 9 -Rubik's cube inside jelly
Box 3 -Full house Jesse barbie doll box and doll, Hershey kisses
Lied -back street boys action figure
Box 4 -egg roll burrito in a birds nest
Lied -mini horse, flinstone vitamins
Kate Hudson part 1 and 2
Black dress, white details
Part 1
Box 7 -bowl of pennies and a spoon
Box 6 -orange burger and fries, American flag pick
Lied- tiny slot machine, three Harry Styles heads as jackpot
Part 2
Box 4 -plate of yellow jello, turtle 
“What’s like a turtle, but not a turtle?”
(part 1 = hare and part 2 = tortoise)
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Kerry Washington
Blue and white half dress
Box 4 -pumpkin full of spaghetti
Box 3 -necklace with troll dolls
Lied -iPhone 6+, figurine, Justin Bieber tattoo
Emma Stone
Black and white shirt and skirt 
Box 4 -tray with a ‘frozen poster’ frozen in an ice block
Lied -3-4 instruction cards from a deck of cards that you throw out before you play the game, stacked in the shape of a salamander 🩎 
Box 5 -faux plastic hand with watch
Lied -plate with a tiny squirrel surfing on lettuce
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Channing Tatum
“First male guest ever to play this game”
Box 3 -jello on a blue plate with a Chewbacca action figure inside
Lied -bowl of chilli frozen in gelatine 
Box 2 -hot water bottle wrapped in sports bandage
Lied -sugar cube, teabag thread, sticker that says “lick me or legalise it”
Box 4 -baby ET swaddled in pink crown patterned sleeping bag 
Nicole Kidman
Black striped dress 
Box 4 -fed ex book with a piece of pizza stuck on front
Lied -old cheese sandwich with bite taken out
Box 2 -hammer covered in postage stamps 
Lied -3 pound statue
Box 8 -box of matches and red matchbox car
Lied -condom
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Scarlett Johansson
White dress
Box 4 -Scarlett and Gumby on a park bench
Lied -hotdog bun shaped like the hulk
Box 5 -mannequin head, goggles filled with balls
Box 3 -“people love this number!” 
Starbucks iced coffee filled with baked beans
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Heidi Klum
Black dress
Box 3 -fireball whiskey minis in a pink claw bath
Lied -butterfly shadow box with chewed gum (lego house reference?)
“That’s cinnamon whiskey” (both take a shot)
“You’re my best friend!” -Jimmy 
Box 8 -slinky full of Monopoly money, $1 on front
Lied -jello mould, Justin Bieber doll head 
Box 7 -grass, rubber red lips 
Lied -burrito, started over and told the truth
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Julianne Moore
White dress suit
Box 1 -(meek voice) Oscar the grouch, MAGA hat
Box 9 -naked Ken doll wearing roller skates
Lied -book, Jimmy, macaroni, abc
“You should give me the Oscar”
Box 5 -“it’s like a zeitgeist thing” (talking about box 5)
Friends forever photo frame of Julianne and Jimmy
Lied -silver paddle brush, knitted sock cozy
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Adele
Black dress, red details
Box 2 -t-rex in cowboy outfit
Lied -t-Rex dressed as a fairy
Box 5 -Simon button game, đŸ’šâ€ïžđŸ’™đŸ’› wheel, four noses attached to each one, 💙 is đŸ€„ (Tayliar)
Lied -GI Joe dressed as Santa, candy cane Chinese throwing star
Box 9 -giraffe, 3 doughnuts as a necklace
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Vince Vaughn
Box 9 -Hulk in a bowl of crayons 
Box 8 -jelly bean taco
“You like Jim Carrey?”
Lied -ruler made out of a celery stick
Russell Crowe
Box 7 -toy xylophone, Australian dogs (pairs)
Box 3 -junk drawer
“Empty roll of scotch tape”
Box 5 -starfish, plastic hands on tips
(Jimmy highlights his pinky ring) 
Lena Dunham
Black dress, diamond shaped earrings
Box 4 -Leo DiCaprio leaflets that say 'Frances McDormand'
Lied -Banana, sideshow bob hair, raisin nose
Box 9 -chariot helmet full of rubber duckies
Lied -Barbie hot tub, 3 Brady bunch kids
Box 1 -red Grimm’s fairytales book with tree trunks on the cover
Pull tab to reveal a Tennessee whiskey bottle
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Matt Damon
Box 4 -Gnome bonsai
Lied -slinky, phallic symbol, pinnochio 
Box 3 -glass piggy bank full of shrimp
Lied -hot tub, Luke Skywalker
“Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Justin Bieber in a bathtub”
Emily Blunt
Black dress
Box 4 -record player with pizza as the record
Box 3 -a number 3 box within another number 3 box etc
Pretended it was heavy "why would they put that on the top shelf?"
(Russian doll style box of lies boxes)
Box 5 -“you’re acting like you’ve seen this before”
Monster in a clown costume
Lied -my little pony with a syringe stuck in it
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Megyn Kelly
Maroon dress
Box 4 -iPhones body, deer head and dinosaur tail
Box 6 -furby with a beer hat
Box 8 -deck of cards with flubber tube through the middle.
Jack of spades as the back card ♠
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Alec Baldwin
Purple shirt
Box 9 -baby gummy bear, dummy, blanket
Box 4 -plastic glove full of olives and wearing a wedding ring
Lied -shavings of pickle, tiny door mat “ermehgerd welcome”
Box 1 -Chewbacca mask, blonde wig
Lied -burrito filled with bananas, Trump joke
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Gal Gadot
Gold dress
Box 5 -lucky Chinese cat, cats rule giant hand
Lied -plastic elephant trunk
Box 2 -pineapple, giant ears, purple top
Lied -cabbage patch doll head, cheerio afro 
Box 7 -plastic foot, ski slope
Ends with guy doing Wonder Woman dance
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Halle Berry
Maroon red dress, Jimmy wearing a pink spotted tie
Box 3 -blank CD tower cake, 1 piece sliced, 5 candles
Lied -elephant, snake wrapped around it
Box 5 -red faced moustache, pencil sharpener machine, pretzel matchsticks to feed it
Box 4 -(put box 3 back in box 4 space on purpose)
“I know a magic trick when I see one. Something just happened”
24 hour dry cleaning shop, characters lined up
“This has got a lot of characters involved”
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Margot Robbie
Maroon dress, gold necklaces
Box 4 -“saucy” red lobster
Lied -Jimmy’s head, Jessica rabbit’s body, bobble head “giant”
Box 6 -large hotdog, feet bun, rice, mustard
Lied -ice cream, baseball hat, Trump hair
Box 2 -Egg and nest, face picture of Nicholas Cage
Lied -salad dish, paperweight, bandaids, toy car
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Cardi B
Bronze dress
Box 4 -picket fence, grass circle, rolling fluffy balls
Said “Not a peen*” and Jimmy walks away (cat balls)
Box 3 -cowboy pug, Freddy Kruger claw and outfit
(She was pregnant and standoffish)
Chris Pratt
Plaid shirt and suit
“Pick the first box, box, box”
Box 4 -five garden gnomes (dwarfs) in a yoga class
Box 6 -jurassic park, Jello, Geoff Goldblum
Box 5 -spinning ballerina dinosaur
Lied -bedazzled raccoon/fox skull with sharp teeth
John Cena
Blue suit, orange tie
Box 4 -open and twist cosmetic lipstick
“It’s something bejewelled”
Jimmy opened it to reveal a tiny hand
“You shanghaied me!”
Box 3 -praying mantis, bees skipping double Dutch
"Two doubles" "Welcome to my world"
Box 1 -orange head, tap🚰 and blue bandana
Lied -red and black 1970’s Chevy car, the Fonz
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Black dress, string tied sides, red ring
Box 4 -Stormtrooper, rocking chair, knitting, lamp, cat
Lied -“are you familiar with a closet?”
A horse, huge collection of sandals and heels
Box 3 -table tennis paddle (red side) plugged into a power socket that’s been ripped from the wall
Lied -two contestants from the masked singer, in a tiny hot tub of jello
Box 2 -paint brush, hair with braided ends
"Am I familiar with a closet? Yes." -Jimmy
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Chance the Rapper
Blue shirt, khaki pants, red stripe, b+w hat
Box 5 -box of lies set, box for head, head for box
“That is so meta, dude!” 
Box 2 -furby, ipod, ostrich egg nest, headphones
Lied -taco shell filled with papa Smurfs 
Box 4 -pretended it was empty “antelope grazing” -Jimmy
Pickles strung up like a link of sausages
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Emilia Clarke
Black suit, red ring 
Box 4 - Coffin, Dracula corn dog, open coffin
Lied -small frog wearing a monocle (mr peanut)
"What should I pick? (Uno!) Uno?"
Box 3 -McDonald’s fries, open burger, hockey puck and sticks
Lied -Donald Trump, lady and the tramp scene
Box 2 -salad bowl full of money, one dollar notes
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Blake Lively
Black dress, rings, diamond earrings
“I feel like I’m on the price is right!”
Box 4 -Time turner sand timer, rainbow cereal, milk
Box 3 -the Rock on a rock (alfalfa reference from Blake?)
Lied -brass matte mask, dead pool head on top
Swapped items “I just activated the cereal” -Jimmy
Box 5 -Devin Sawa J14 “pedestal” chilli bird pecker in a park
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Kate Beckingsale
White dress, hugged
Box 5 -corndog bouquet, faux pink carnations
“I’ve never touched a corn dog before”
Box 6 -Nintendo console, grilled cheese hunt game
Box 2 -(Jimmy again) mini skateboard, Easter bunny peeps, each holding signs that spell “sup?” (purple, pink, yellow, blue bunnies)
Lied -little dolls, olympic medals, frosted mini wheats, podium
"We have to try American cereals!" -Jimmy
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Ana de Armas
Ana de Armas 2 years đŸ–€
Red wet leather dress "doing this with heels is not good"
Box 5 -pumpkin jacuzzi, three people inside, mix of Star Wars and horror movie characters (Halloween, Jarjar Binks, Friday 13th), holding red nail polish bottle and blue nail polish bottles
Box 3 -Cream lunch box, marriage story poster and rotating scene inside like a ballerina music box
Box 1 -basketball court game, devils vs nuns, orange ball
Lied -turtle, hamburger shell, lives inside the burger
"the turtle lives in the burger"
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Taylor Swift
White dress
Box 1 -binoculars, corn, 'I see corn' lanyard (picture to burn)
Lied -Selena Gomez 'wizards of Waverly place' DVD
Box 5 -Chewbacca walking a black beetle in a park, girl on picnic blanket holding a rubber chicken, lady walking a pug on the grass
Lied -family of pinecones playing trouble
"We're the worst poker players. We shouldn't even be allowed outside!"
Box 3 -grey book, biography written by Grimace, picture of his character on the front, 'my life under the golden arches', pull tab with burger and fries inside
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Hugh Jackman
And Jimmy Kimmel as the host
Box 3 -barber shop with wolverine character, checkerboard floor
Box 6 -shrimp cocktail birthday cake (Hugh and Ryan reference)
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Millie Bobby Brown
Purple outfit, feathery neckline
Box 4 -ET painting, stranger things monster painting with her rainbow makeup palette (IET phone home)
Emphasised ET and Elliot character. “Why mess with the best”
Box 2 -spaghetti and baseballs
Lied -said that it was Elon Musk’s head
Box 5 -baby Yoda, pink outfit, writing on shirt, writing says 'this is the namast-way'
Lied -croc shoe, pasta, watermelon sour patch kid
Box 3 -“lets do it!” baseball hat, pink peptobismal, hot sauce (sriracha)
“I learned from the best!” -Jimmy
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Jenna Ortega
Jenna Ortega 1 year ago đŸ–€
Black dress
Jenna also hosting SNL with 1975. Jimmy said ‘too late’ repeatedly
Box 3 -park scene, cousin it, corgi, trash can, Chewbacca vanity fair magazine
Jimmy dressed as a cowboy in the audience screaming “two!”
Box 5 -Mona Lisa painting, dressed as Woody, cowboy hat, sports flag (similar to Taylor's vintage cat head portraits)
Lied - said that it was colonel sanders from KFC
Box 1 -cowboy hat, racer wheels, Elvis bobble head, marshmallow
Lied -said that it was Peter Pan in a suit and a Leonard Cohen hat
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Julia Roberts
Box 5 -Alf on the shelf, peppermint candy
-Peppermint candy picture frame, "Christmas gift to take home?"
(Pretends to smoke and flicks the ash -Matty reference?)
Box 2 -hair dye for the greying grinch, grey and green before and after samples on display "very niche audience"
Lied -bathtub with five barbie dolls, George Santos head
Box 1 -tinned baloney spaghetti, split the points: “first time ever”
Baloney: a lie without caring if it’s true or false
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Seth McFarlane
Box 4 -anti hero funeral scene for the cool aid man, 2 apple juice boxes, cool aid man portrait, purple flowers
Lie -Bradley Cooper's nose on a bed of lettuce
Box 2 -heavy, CEO beat magazine, C3PO on cover with tech CEOs
Lied -clothes pin doll, brother and sister, Osmonds scissoring?
"Would broadcast standards on NBC allow that?" -Seth
Box 3 -painting of skunks drinking beer, yellow dunk tank
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Demi Moore
Demi Moore 2 weeks đŸ€
Pink dress, Questlove wearing pink too
Box 1 -broccoli tree house, angry tomato, ‘no tomatoez allowed’ sign
“Liar, liar, pants on fire” (rotten tomatoes reference?)
Box 5 -class of 1700 yearbook, message to Beethoven from Mozart, Dude!
Lied -yogurt leaflet, small Yoda
Box 3 -Flip phone on the beach, iPhone lounge chair, margarita, cocktail and umbrella, shoes, Mickey Mouse hands
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I didn't have enough room to add anymore photos, but feel free to check out the videos for yourself.
"You don't know what you don't know" âœŒđŸŒđŸ‘©đŸŒđŸ‘©đŸŒâ€đŸŠ°
A tortured poet,
Kylie x
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