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Are We Taxed Around 33% from Our Salary and Then Taxed Again as We Spend What’s Left? Why?
“The impact of double taxation on your Indian salary. Learn how direct taxes (TDS) and indirect taxes (GST, VAT) combine to take a significant bite out of your income. Understand the concept, calculate your tax burden, and explore strategies to minimize its effect on your take-home pay.” The question of taxation often sparks debates among salaried professionals, business owners, and the middle…
#Double taxation India#GST impact#income tax#indirect taxes#salary deductions#take-home pay#tax burden#tax on salary#tax planning#tax savings strategies
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Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
How to pay your taxes
HERE IT IS: our official primer on how to file your tax return, updated annually as the laws change. If you’re just a wee baby taxpayer who has never gone through the process before, start here:
How to File Your Taxes FOR FREE in 2025: Simple Instructions for the Stressed-out Taxpayer
And for those of you advanced enough to have fucked up your taxes at least once in your lifetime… congrats and welcome to the club! We’re all very cool here and also based—which my nieces tell me is a word I’m never allowed to use!
Here’s our advice on how to troubleshoot a tax fuck-up:
Go Ahead and File Your Taxes Right Freakin’ Now
Screw Up Your Taxes? Here’s How To Get Out of Paying Tax Penalties
My Taxes Are a Little, uh, Creative. What’s My Risk of Being Audited?
Would You Rather Owe Taxes or Get a Tax Refund This April? The Answer Might Surprise You!
Taxes: Your Annual Fee for Membership in Civilization
I got 1099 problems but this Bitch ain’t one
We know a large portion of our readership are not full-time salaried workers. So for all of our beloved freelancers, contractors, part-timers, and service industry professionals, we’ve got some supplemental reading for you:
11 Awful Mistakes I Made as a Self-employed Freelancer, and How You Can Avoid Them
“Independent Contractor” My Ass: How to Stop Wage Theft Through Worker Misclassification
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Ask the Bitches: My Boss Won’t Give Me a Contract and I’m Freaking Out
Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA
Barbara Sloan’s New Book Dares To Suggest Service Industry Professionals Deserve Financial Stability Too
Taxes and relationships
No matter what your situationship, it will affect how you handle your taxes. Here’s what I mean:
How To Get Married: Bureaucracy, Finances, and Legal Paperwork To Do Before “I Do”
Season 3, Episode 8: “Should I Get Married for Tax Purposes? My Boyfriend Swears We’d Save Money, but I’m Not So Sure…”
Season 4, Episode 2: “We’re Moving in Together but Don’t Plan To Get Married. How Can We Split Finances Fairly?”
A Guide to Sharing Finances with Someone Other Than a Romantic Partner
Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by taxes
I know you’ll all be shocked by this, but… the Tax Man does not fuck over all of us equally! Sometimes He fucks over specific kinds of people particularly hard… with a pineapple! Read on to learn more.
How To Protect Yourself Against Project 2025
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Unmarried? In THIS Economy? 7 Ways Our Society Financially Punishes Single People
Season 4, Episode 8: “I’m Queer, and Want To Find an Affordable Place To Retire. How Do I Balance Safety With Cost of Living?”
Dafuq Is Unemployment Insurance and How Do I Apply for It?
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#career advice#careers#citizenship#how to pay your taxes#job#paying taxes#salary#tax return#tax season#taxes#adulting#personal finance#IRS
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#retirement#job interview#jobsearch#jobs#jobseekers#my work#office job#the office#office humor#memes#funny memes#dank memes#tumblr memes#memedaddy#meme#memes daily#lol#9 to 5#hate my job#horrible bosses#bad bosses#supervisor#deadline#reports#overtime#payday loans#pay day#salary#mortgage#income tax
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I’ve chuckled in the past about how all my software jobs have offered “dismemberment insurance” as a benefit, since I really don’t think dismemberment is a serious occupational hazard for programmers. But maybe it’s a holdover from earlier days, when those IBM mainframes could rip your arm off as you tried to insert the punchcards.
#it’s actually a tax thing#same as ‘Cadillac health insurance’#tech companies benefit tax-wise from offering dumb benefits in lieu of higher salary
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Went to the showing. Accepted the offer. All I can do now is wait and see what the landlord thinks about my special circumstances. Next week, I will probably know. ALSO LOOK AT THIS DAMN PATIO

#its only half of the patio too!#dog tax included. waowie#im so fucking exhausted my entire body is trembling#im gonna. lay down and stare at the ceiling. for a while#idk man. the queueing system in stockholm is weird so its genuinely 50/50 bc it looks like i might not make the deposit because of the delay#ed salary from my extra jobs. but who knows. who knows. ceiling staring time
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[Id. Three yearbook style pictures of the customer servide department. 1. Sougo sleeping with a eye mask on. 2. Saitou Shimaru yawning big. 3. Yamazaki with a tired expression, he has an Anpan in his mouth. End Id.]
Introducing the most sleep deprived department at Gintama Inc.


[Id. 1. Hijikata, very far into his descent to madness, saying "What would it take to convince you to murder me?" 2. Sougo awakes and says with excitement "Say no more!!" while Saitou grabs him by the collar of his coat while holding a sketchbook where he wrote "NOPE!!" End Id.]
#gintama#gintama fanart#my art#salary men au#office worker au#the website photos saga continues#okita sougo#shimaru saitou#yamazaki sagaru#hijikata toushirou#tax thieves#so that's the brush i was using uh#they're in different departments but the Tom and Jerry dynamic is here#sure kondo should be here too but i dislike kondo too much#i was thinking earlier there's someone in this company that actually works like come on these probably let everything to poor zaki#well if there's no one to answer customer's complaints there are no real complaints#going with Gintama inc for now but still thinking about it#i keep introducing people I have another department in my mind but no clear joke yet
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ok as tumblr is my primary place of business (I LOVE YOU ALL) just a heads up that i will be taking a few days this week to file my ✨first ever taxes as a self-employed person✨, and apologize for the tiny disruption in my commission work schedule
#i am not american my deadline is not the 15th <3#i will take wed+thur. that should be enough#i was spoiled by having my income taxes automatically deducted from my past salary. its just a lot of bookkeeping#and learning better practices for next year
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too many good news this week and my brain isn't used to that ToT
#progress on gender marker change/got a date for next step in the burocracy that requires a trip to the embassy in london#got my rent contract renewed now that I have proper job with monthly rent & rolling contract for the first time in my adult life#got more money than expected in salary bc apparently until u've reached ur hmrc tax allowance of like £12k smth/year ur pay don't get taxed#now booking my surgery date for private revision top surgery and it'll be next month already ToT 🙏#brain doesn't understand what is happening#good things?? happening to me??? impossible!#universe saying I get to have hot boy summer & go swimming for first time in adult life/post-transition#& bc of that have regular exercise again without worrying about misgendering??? preposterous!#trans
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Maybe this is a stupid thing to say but why doesn't the nhl facilitate different cap spaces depending on the location of the team? Like would this not even the playing field for all teams so that there are not people avoiding or favouring certain teams due to tax impact
#saw a post saying willy makes less than mtkachuk dispite his salary being more#like that literally makes zero sense#since you cant control the tax why dont you regulate the cap you fools !!#gary bettman die already bitch and put me in charge#talking to myself
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Is it dumb to quit my job to do a phd
#like the stipend works out at 3 weeks of my current salary per month because it isn't taxed#and like. im in a decent spot financially and stable housing etc
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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
It’s that time again! The Ides of April approacheth. Time to pay the piper, render under Caesar what is Caesar’s, and pay your dues, for there is nothing sure in the world save death and our topic for the day. Yes, that’s right: It’s officially tax season yet again. RUDE. Over the years we’ve covered many aspects of taxes—from how to file them for free to what to do if you fuck ’em up. So today…
#career advice#careers#citizenship#how to pay your taxes#job#paying taxes#salary#tax return#tax season#taxes
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#facebook#group#memes#funny memes#dank memes#tumblr memes#memedaddy#meme#lol memes#stolen memes#funny#funny stuff#jokes#this is a joke#laughter#laugh#lol#my work#careers#supervisor#boss#manager#management#coworkers#pay day#salary#income tax#pay raise#job interview#interviews
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okay am i stupid or do other countries usually not count income annually but monthly. i only ever see income calculated annually for americans but basically never anywhere else. so i dont really comprehend it.
WHAT IS THE MONTHLY SALARY !!!
#i assume this is either because of tax reasons or because a lot of people have fluctuating income in america (no salary)#but i know nothing so feel free to laugh at me\
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Absolute fucking last straw just happened to me im looking for another job man
#im so tired of coming to work just to be treated like shit by both management and the passengers#and then have people compare me to a cop because no one knows what security guards do#im done man im so fucking done#all this for what? a place that cant even keep a full time promise?#what happened to the security industry man#this used to be a well respected and legitimate career path with tons of upward mobility and a good salary#now im getting 23.18 an hour before tax to get told that i deserve to die over 3 dollar shampoo#fuck this place man#vent post
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I asked a colleague in a specialized department for her opinion/latest legal verdict to her knowledge in regard to a somewhat complicated matter and received an AI generated answer...
I asked YOU not the stupid LLM; if I wanted AI nonsense, I could've done that myself and I think that's wildly disrespectful tbh
The stupid fucking thing was WRONG because, of course, it was - as I said, it is a complicated matter after all; otherwise, I wouldn't have asked in the first place
But, being wrong is not enough in this instance... said colleague told me, "I asked the specifically designed AI for an answer, and the answer is great!", and I just know that a lot of my other colleagues would've either asked the AI themselves (getting wrong answers and probably wouldn't have checked properly) or would've relied on the specialized department being right when they called the WRONG FUCKING ANSWER a great one without checking the result provided - which, let me reiterate, is so, so, so wrong
I honestly don't know how anyone in their right mind could think that people would go through the trouble of actually checking the stupid LLM once they allowed using it. Of course, if you use it and don't check the answer, you will be the one held responsible, but I don't think that it should be an option in the first place
(also, I checked, despite my loathing of using anything LLM related, and it gets plenty of pretty cut and dry legal questions wrong, too)
#I do not work for a private enterprise#if we mess up. it's not profit going down but people#taxes pay my salary#and I don't think it's too much to ask to do your own fucking work#I am BEYOND angry#it's fucking disgusting and lazy and very concerning#AI#AI slop#LLM#LLM ai
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I think we could get universal health insurance in America if we advertise it as such:
Income based plan (cost scales based on income)
SUPER SPECIAL SAPPHIRE DIAMOND MOST SPECIALIST CUSTOMER PLAN (exact same coverage, but at a much higher flat price. You get a pretty looking card and get to be smug when you hand it over at the doctor’s office. All the coverage is described in ways similar to the plan name.)
I believe there are enough vain/status chasing people in this country that they could almost fund the income driven plan just from sales of the sapphire plan. It also provides the magical ‘choice’ so many people are obsessed with.
#oooo AMERICA is so cool we have choices!#THEYRE ALL MADE IN THE SAME FACTORY.#AND EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE ACTUALLY DIFFERENT#I WOULD PREFER A STRONG SUPPORT STATE TO A SIXTH TYPE OF ONE CEREAL FLAVOR#also it’s funny helping in civics classes.#and having to sit there while they learn ‘competition makes better products at lower prices!’#sounds cool. too bad supply and demand are fully uncoupled#and the companies have chosen unlimited growth over all else#I’m real tired of this shit.#big company has billions in profits#not even getting to executive salaries that also are too high#not the cost currently to run the business.#profit#shut the fuck up!#make a formula to see how much a company needs to save to be able to weather crises/changes#and everything else has to be either used for safety and worker compensation (like actual workers not ceo that shits capped)#or is fucking taxed#you want to benefit from society?#pay the fuck up!#oh everyone hates taxes#I don’t!#bc they should be how we collectively help each other leveraging large scale planning#but alas
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