It doesn’t matter if you haven’t read Dungeon Meshi
Or watched the anime at all it’s gonna be a hot minute before the Canaries roll up
All you need to know is that there’s a twink ass werewolf elf with full body dysmorphia (it’s why he’s a werewolf) and his name is Lycion because Moon Moon was taken
And this is his fucking entrance music when he was doing illegal pit fights
Here’s a pic I guess it’s not hugely relevant unless you wanna imagine him doing Little Mermaid hair flips to the music
And yes, he’s a trans allegory, it’s not subtle but I have Thoughts for another time
He has some anxiety issues. He can get very frustrated easily as well, the type to hit his head when he feels stuck and frustrated
I don't know why I got this message, but he likes to drink whiskey. He may have a habit of pouring a glass of whiskey after a long, hard fought day (I can hear liquid filling a glass), this routine could be quite soothing to him as simple as it is
Ahh, that's why. I card named "addict" showed up. This habit, as soothing as it can be, could lead to alcoholism. Escaping through a drug is never smart, so he could be an alcoholic or just really needs to consider slowing down on his drinking, or he will soon be considered one
He has people around him who tell him to slow down on his bad habits, and he could get frustrated with these ppl and be a bit rude. Saying something like, "I will quit when im damn well ready to, now get off my back". He could lie just so ppl could stop nagging him
He's quite anal and controlling. He likes things done his way and his way alone. Quite close-minded and old-fashioned (he's conservative, like the kind of conservative authority most women would feel suffocated being under if they were to date him). He would be the head of the household (and that's not necessarily a bad thing, but he's obsessive and controlling, so it is when it comes to him)
This guy has a smart mouth. It can be entertaining to hear him be sarcastic and snarky, but his words can be a dagger when he's upset. He's quite the jokester, likes to trick and confuse ppl. He could get bored of ppl easily so he may like variety when it comes to who he befriends or at least who he hangs out with (like he could have only 3 friends but alternate days he goes to see each one so that when he's bored of one he can go to the other). This could also represent how he rotates his lovers
He's quite conniving and sneaky. He knows how to get his way without getting his hands dirty or looking like the bad guy. He can get ppl to do things for him, and he has connections. He always has a couple tricks up his sleeve and can outsmart others easily
I don't know what his background is, but he may have grown up privileged and well taken care of. Like, growing up, he didn't have to ask for much. He had it all. So I see he may be used to a certain way of living (even if he didn't grow up rich, he's making a good amount of money now, so he's enjoying the good life)
He doesn't like criticism of any kind. Likes when ppl kiss his ass and suck up to him (he only befriends "yes men"). He could be unfaithful too, also may date ppl that are already in relationships
Has a lot of sexual partners
May curse a lot as well
Psycho by Doko is a song that fits this readings energy
Loser, Buddy (a Loser, Baby rewrite for a friend of mine)
Based off an offshoot of Trapped Forever AU by @madcatdaderpydrawer-blog ((this is also for Madcat because they're Trapped Forever AU is awesome and gives me many fun ideas to work with for concept like this.))
Characters used Taurus and Tf Lunar/Traveller
Taurus:
So things are bad, and you're pressed against a wall
Your whole life is pretty hopeless
You're rather filthy, like a divebar bathroom stall
Can't face the world supported or adored
You lost your way, you know your life is shit
Well I'm here to say you're..Correct!
Traveller:
Wait- what?
Taurus:
You're a loser buddy, a loser you fucking baby
You're a messed up little crybaby bitch
Traveller:
Hey-!!
Taurus:
You're a loser, much like me
Traveller:
Thanks asshat
Taurus:
You're a screws-loose loser
An only one star reviews-er
You're a pillow princess in a pit
But you have company
Traveller:
Are you- trying to comfort me??
Taurus:
There was a time, I wouldn't think anyone could relate
To the gruesome ways in why I'm damaged
But knocking walls down will surely set us straight!
We're all stuck in the same shit-sandwitch
Traveller:
I was remade, by a psychopathic freak!
Taurus:
And you see thst as unique? Get outta here kid!
We're both losers, buddy
We're losers, it's okay to be a-
Traveller:
Emotionally unstable bitch?
Taurus:
Buddy that's fine with me
Traveller:
I'm a loser, honey!
A crybaby and a dummy
But now I know, I'm not alone
Taurus:
You're a loser
Both:
Much like me!
Taurus:
I got an appetite for killing
Traveller:
I got an appetite for trying, every escape that I can find!
Taurus:
Go ahead buddy, sing along now. Come on!
Traveller:
No reasons left for me to cower
Taurus:
I risk my life to show off my power!
Both:
Now I'm under that bastard's watch and it gets worse each passing hour
Traveller:
You're a loser, buddy
Taurus:
A loser, but maybe if we just-
Both:
Eat shit together, it'll work out eventually
Taurus:
Now's the time to lose that self-loathin'
Be yourself, let hope in buddy
Play your cards, be who you are
Both:
A loser, much like..
Tf Monty, barging in:
THERE IT IS!!
Tf Moon, behind Monty:
THEY'RE FUCKING SINGING!!?
((Small note: this was my first time doing a song rewrite so if it's messy that's why lmao))
Jeff revealed they still owe him $1,000 for the job. It's nuts. It's crazy. Watch starting on 1:37:03 mark below.
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A while ago, I posted on my main blog about another artist not getting paid fairly, but that was by a big corporate company. It reminded me that Jeff wasn’t paid for his role as Roger for a small independent theater company. Big or small, companies should pay their workers (contractual or not) fairly.
The company behind the RENT show — I may have their name wrong, tho — is called Cupcake Theater. I don’t know if Jeff will ever work for them again, but it's not like he was happy to mention that he hasn't been paid yet. That said, he did share that he was happy to perform in the musical after the whole COVID pandemic, and that in some way, it was kind of like payment.
Also, let me remind you that Jeff and Jon Matteson raised a lot of money on Twitch to continue the RENT show, so it’s wild that the company still hasn’t paid the artist who helped them keep it going. And honestly, a lot of people probably watched the show because of Jeff. The most viewed videos on LA TheatreSource’s YouTube channel features, you gueeeessseddd it!!!"
Also, they used videos of Jeff for marketing on IG. They knew he has a bigger fanbase than the others, so it’s verrrry contradictory that they didn’t pay him — especially since that kinda goes against the show’s message. Maybe. Kinda. I’ve only read the summary and watched bits of RENT, so yeah.
Jeff wasn’t mad or anything, maybe just disappointed, but it would be nice to hear that he finally got paid, even if it’s a delayed payment from back in 2022 or whenever. IDK. Like, what the fuck? Don’t scam your artists.
Anyway, I hope this doesn’t blow up into something negative (did not expect this to get so long either), because Jeff was pretty chill about it, despite still being owed $1,000. But maybe him being so nonchalant about it is part of the reason why he still hasn’t been paid. Or maybe he got tired of following them up about it and gave up and swore not to work with them again, and hopefully told other artists. But unfortunately Cupcake Theater is still pretty active.
Also yeah if anyone from Cupcake Studios is reading this, please pay Jeff or else (lol jk but srsly tho what the fuck. He said he hasn't been paid yet. What's your side of the story?)
Jeff Blim, you beautiful, stupid, scammed artist. You need that $1,000 for your coffee fund. It’s the only thing that makes you happy during your livestreams.
Bitches will make it so that you cannot forget Carcosa, where black stars hang in the heavens, where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon when the twin suns sink into the Lake of Hali and be like "can't help being a Taurus ♉💫💛!"