#taureannightmare

[bullflight]

YOU TURN MY CHARGE INTO METAL AND I WILL TURN YOU INCORPOREAL. ARE WE CLEAR?

K1nky. 

[incursu]

very rough painterly Mr Moo

@taureannightmare

[iinvadcr-blog]

Snoff snoff, now this was a weird smell. The huge nostrils hovered over the tiny human(?), and same one's wig was just this close to disappear into one of them by the sheer force of the grunty snuffles.

“Hmm...”

The irken had found himself wandering around the outskirts of town with a alien-like device in his hands. The device was meant to pick out certain alien frequencies in the air. His transmissions and calls had been cutting out a lot lately, and usually only a strong other-wordly source was the cause of it.

However, as he found himself coming to a stop, he looked over the readings carefully with a disgruntled expression.

“Well, there doesn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary out here... My base must be having malfunctions again.”

The little alien gave the device a smack, though when nothing happened, he went to turn around and head back home to call it a day.

“Oh well I guess Zim will have to-”

Zim was cut off at the sound of loud shuffling, and then some even louder snorts and huffs. And when he felt his wig almost come off, he quickly grabbed it, then with wide eyes, he slowly went to turn and then look up at the large creature who seemed to be locking eyes with him.

Zim stood there flabbergasted then, mouth hanging open and eyes never leaving the beast, before he suddenly started screaming loudly and tried to bolt off in the other direction.

Probably not a smart move on his part.

[burden2]

A bunch of claw-marked presents tumble down from a giant log of a troll, huffing and grunting as he tried his best to keep all the cartons by himself. Finally, Flenix simply sighed, and began stacking the mauled presents up in front of Furii's apartment door. "I swear by 'de kraken...FURII! OI! YE BE GETTING AN ASSLOAD'A PRESENTS AYE! GET YER PRE'Y ASS OUTTA HERE AN HELP ME WILL YA!"

>You were surprised when you heard Flenix come by and drop off all the presents, nevertheless you didn’t waste a single moment in coming over to the door and helping him out..

“Holy shit.. why did you get me all of thith?” you asked.

[trouvvaille]

"Wuh."

did you mean: wwuh

ey!! 

ZZ3B)

[sunshine-and-blue-roses]

The weird horned man was back at the flower shop. But this time, with eyes full of excitement and a mouth full of words. "Eva...? It's me! Where are you, you must see this!"

Eva came out and hugged him tightly, "hey! I missed you!".

[vantiisms]

Confused and lost, there stands a huge boulder of a troll in the middle of the street. Adorned with fresh leaves and feathers and what could only count as ancient gold jewellery, he picked at his loincloth and stared at the small windows of what little he remembered, namely that this must be the home of someone good... someone familiar.

Karkat had just gotten done taking a shower and getting dressed, when he walked through the living room of his apartment, only coming a stop when he saw something, or namely someone, standing outside and looking around.

This was when he took a double-take and slowly backed up a bit, pausing now and looking out the window at the tribal-esque person standing right outside the building with only a loin cloth on.

And... And it looked as if this person were staring right up at Karkat, which made Karkat blink a bit and then back up away from the window sheepishly.

“.... What the fuck is going on with this city..”

[masterhighblood-blog]

♣ -Long bull-stare-

Send a ♣ if your muse wants to dominate my muse

>Cue Kakrik snarling

Well, you have the best chance of anyone, so I mean it when I say ‘Good Luck’. *pats Toro on the head*

[bedraggledmischief-archive-blog]

[✖]~ "I am not. I am a troll. My name is Kiffles."

She reaches out reluctantly with a sleeve-hidden hand, as though to touch his wriggly nose. "You are not human either though, are you? But, I do not know what you could be. A minotaur?" ~[✖]

Now that was a tiny little fella. Nudging her small face with his nose, he chuffed, making her hair flutter in the nasal breeze.

"Huh… To…ro. Arrrre human? Small be…"

Oh no, that little twitch was adorable, and he just had to try and imitate that, big nostrils moving as he tried to make it twitch, but to no avail.

"Not smmmmmell human like…"

[incursu]

You are literally a tree...cow.

...

:I

[sunshine-and-blue-roses]

The hulk of a horned man stood in front of the flower shop, looking confused and lost as he squinted at the signs and stumbled aside when cars honked and people bumped into him on their way down the road. With his impressive 6"8', massive horns (or horn, since one of them were still broken) and covered by nothing but a loincloth, he was attracting a lot of attention, while all he did was to try and find this one girl he remembered as descendant of his old tribe.

Eva heard the commotion outside her shop and thought that it was some street vendor scaring off her customers as some dared to do. She sighed in irritation and walked outside, pushing through the small but growing crowd of people until she saw who they were looking at. Her jaw dropped slightly but soon recovered, "..excuse me, sir? I don't mean to be rude or anything...but you're causing this crowd to expand in front of my shop...and that's bad for business for me...do you mind moving?", the blonde asked gently, not wanting to offend the person.

[vantiisms]

>>taureannightmare started following you

"Yeah yeah I know. But this is your last beverage this week got that? You need to save you money for more important shit okay?" You waved off the alien customer as you rested your cheek against your hand. He gave a little disgruntled noise but left anyways, you rolling your eyes afterwards before you saw this new creature come into the store.

"May I help you?"

[amusedmuralist]

"Wuh." A huge bull trots into your asbox, sniffs at everything and bites a chunk out of the 'Ask anonymously'-square, then just lays down and presents you the soft belly. April fool's, more like spring feelings. "Wuh wuh." C'mon, scratch that belly already.

You've not seen this troll since you both hugged each other that time. You're colder and more streamlined now, but you hope that doesn't make a difference to your friend. It's a surprise and a pleasure to see him, and you stroke his stomach gently before beginning to scratch. "TIME SOME SINCE SEEN. how goes?"You sit down beside him, still scratching.

[abandonedtechnophile-blog]

Thank you both for your responces

[bedraggledmischief-archive-blog]

Curiosity is the source of most dangers. And yet, the bull couldn't help it, he needed to nudge that funny looking little creature with his nose, see (or rather smell) if it was anything he knew. "Wuh?"

[✖]~ She literally stumbles at the nudge, quick to turn and see just who—…oh. That is a big gentleman. Intimidation has the tiny troll staring hesitantly for a moment, little nose twitching as she gives a sniff, as well.

"…Who are you?" ~[✖]

[incursu]

Done for @taureannightmare for their mun’s birthday yesterday.