#tau techno mechanicus

[odinsblog]

Musk and Grimes have three children together, namely: X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, and Tau Techno Mechanicus

I honestly feel sorry for their children

[gvrdenfaerie]

Babe, come quick! New Elon Musk and Grimes baby name just dropped!

...Tau Techno Mechanicus

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

I've only got a vague idea of what Succession is/was, but I'm still pretty sure Techno Mechanicus is going to be reenacting with his siblings in about 20+ years.

[babamessiahoftheholycat]

seriously who the FUCK introduced elon musk to warhammer 40K ??

like, adeptus techno mechanicus ? nicknamed "tau" ?? that whole "demon mode" that "causes chaos" thing (although that one is said by grimes) ???

you know he gets like that with stuff he likes cmon

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

[clocktowerechos]

Factions of the Grand Alliance

"Our enemies are numerous, powerful, insidious, and dangerous beyond reckoning. Tis good we have friends just as formidable. I cannot fathom having to stand alone in such a galaxy." ~ Imperial Diplomat toasts his allies during a feast on Craftworld Ulthwe

The Brightest Night AU is a lot more clear with who it counts on the good end of the moral spectrum and who it doesn't. This doesn't mean people are perfect, but they're at least mostly good by nature and try to be better. The Grand Alliance is what stands of the "civilized" races of the galaxy, an united bulwark against the abyss that threatens to consume them all.

The Interstellar Imperium

The Imperium of Man as we would know it and the successor state to the Greater Human Dominion from before the Dark Age of Technology. Ruled by the God-Emperor Aurelian, they are far less totalitarian and xenophobic than in canon, their faith is far less fanatical and count abhumans and even some xenos as Imperial citizens. As demonstrated by his marriage to Isha. Instead of the glorification of a holy human form in a physical sense, they value the concept of Humanity as people who can work together towards a greater goal. They can be seen as a galaxy spanning Interex and have adopted their method of dealing with Chaos with mixed results. People are generally more aware and can protect themselves better, but those who do fall often fall faster and further than they otherwise would have. As the Horus Heresy never happened, the idea that betrayal can happen at any time from within while still present, it not all-encompassing. However, plenty of planets and forces have been corrupted, just never all at once in an empire-splitting civil war. Faith remains a pervasive aspect of life in the Imperium, especially Emperor still being alive who is able to put some top down power to reign in the worst parts of the Imperium at times.

The Mechanicum

The largest of Survivor States that rose after the fall of the Greater Human Dominion, they are the most heavily intigrated of them. As the Imperium in this AU operates more akin to a federal system instead of an autocracy, the Mechanicum retains enough independence to the point of never having been forced to integrate and become the Adeptus Mechanicus. Still steeped in their techno-mysticism, technological advancement is glacial at best and often just as restrictive in canon. While technology is still stagnant and they hold the lion's share, some technology remains available in M41 such as jet bikes and volkite weaponry (albeit expensive and rare). AI remains completely outlawed in Mechanicum space and they're constantly pushing against the Tau's utilization of it. Their worst tendencies have mellowed out, going from callously apathetic to just iron-plated dicks. Given the Imperium can rely on other Suvivor States, the Tau, and even the Kyn Leagues for some tech, the political influence they wield is strong but not overpowering.

Confederation of Eldar Craftworlds

Less arrogant and self-assured of their own supremacy than in canon. Especially after Eldrad Ulthran brokered a pact between the Craftworlds and the young Imperium to aid one another in the War of the Beast and then an impossible raid on Nurgle's Garden to free Isha. It was this Hail Mary sucess that formed the foundation of the Grand Alliance and the eventual marriage of Isha and Aurelian. In exchange for their aid, the Eldar repaired and upgraded the Astronomicon and shared anti-Chaos technology and measures to the Imperium. With the rescue of Isha, hope has been restored to the Eldar. While they are a long way off from being a "dying race", their population at least grows even at a tectonic pace. Although their corrupted kin, the Shadishari, or "Chaos Eldar", still vastly outnumber them. She is the most potent anti-Chaos weapon the Alliance have, able to use her divine power to cleanse corrupted worlds with her presence but even with the constant movement of the Celestial Court, she can only be in so many places at once.

The "Imperial" Aquilla (the Alliance Aquilla in this timeline) and its twin heads in this AU actually represent the Imperium and the Craftworlds, not the Imperium and the Mechanicum.

The Exodite Enclaves

Also known as "Medari", they continue their low-tech existence on Eldar Maiden Worlds. There is usually a singular, technologically advanced settlement on their worlds, meant as a space port for their Craftworld cousins and the Imperium, but even then the technology is heavily regulated. Exodites are far more prickly and selective when it comes to dealing with outsiders and are granted special rights upon their worlds that not even the Craftworld Eldar can ignore. They exhibit more Wood Elf-tendencies as well, favoring the use of Ghostwood over Wraithbone which they cultivate in Ghostwood Glades. While often relying on treaties of defense with the Craftworlds, they are capable of rousing "forest spirits" in the form of Ghostwood Dyrads, Ents, and Treekin. Not to mention the various dangerous fauna they keep, most famous being the dinosaurs their knights ride into battle.

The Tau Empire

The largest of the allied Xenos races, they were independent for several millennia, resisting the advances of both Humans and Eldar until they finally joined in M39 after a series of devastating catastrophes and a brief civil war that saw the Farsight Enclaves break away. Their caste system and loyalty to the Ethreals is the result of cultural traditions and social engineering; it's possible for a Tau to go against an Ethereal but those who do probably aren't welcomed in the Empire to begin with or often feel deep shame for doing so. They're genuinely well-meaning with their entrance into the alliance being the biggest boons in millennia, but they're coming to grips with the reality and the vastness of the galaxy as well as its dangers. They weren't stupid enough to trust the Dark Eldar with cultural exchanges, but the Drukhari still took their due with successive raids during their "Bloody Teared Years" leading to a huge amount of animosity that is uncharacteristic for an otherwise famously, levelheaded people. Their AI technology is still highly advanced and they do butt heads with the Mechanicum over it. They are technically immune from its anti-AI strictures but a close, covert eye is kept out of fear they might trigger another Men of Iron-like revolt. Most of the time though, the Tau don't really quite believe the scale and scope of the universe they're in, still somewhat sheltered by their relative youth.

The Leagues of Votann

Technically abhumans, they are officially classified as "Xenos Amicis" (aka Friendly or Allied Xenos) in Imperial and Alliance records for what amounts as galactic tax evasion as being counted as an abhuman Survivor State would involve a great deal more integration than what most Leagues are comfortable with. Not to mention the additional burdens Survivor States are expected to provide for one another. However, they're still happy to work with the other members of the Alliance, giving tech, resources, and expertise in exchange for goods and oaths of defense. The true nature of their Votann AI is a closed secret known only to the Emperor with not even the Mechanicum fully let in on it. Some have their speculation, but it is a "don't ask questions to answers you don't want" situation for everyone involved.

[athetos]

Just found out musk had a 3rd child with grimes only a few months ago named Techno Mechanicus Tau Musk and I truly think all his children should rise up and beat the absolute shit out of him including the infants

[dankxsinatra]

Elon Musk had another spawn enter the world. Techno Mechanicus "Tau" Musk.

He deserves all the wedgies

[corsairlafitte]

I just read that Elon Musk has a secret third child with Grimes that he won't let her see named Techno Mechanicus, or Tau for short, and for those with healthier lives than me, that's two Warhammer 40K references, both of which are about the pursuit of technology stripping away humanity and goodness while seeking exactly that, and I think there's a zero percent chance that didn't go right over Musk's head, whom I'm certain just wants to be one of those robot people.

[brightlotusmoon]

That time the Dutch ate their prime minister | DutchReview

In the notes of a post about Elon Musk naming his new child Techno Mechanicus aka Tau, I learned that people have literally eaten the rich. Humans are amazing.

[aphemorpha]

ok not to give props but techno mechanicus (aka "tau") is a cool chosen name. not for a baby though.

[firespirited]

Grimes honey, X is musk son number 5, you are the ex-concubine after 3 wives. You can't even get him to pay child support.

Wife 1 had a stingy post-nup forced on her and got 20k support for 5 kids. X is the fave/mascot at the moment because he's at the cute age. He's already lost Vivian (one of the eldest twins) and made it the world's biggest grudge.

I'd be surprised if X inherits anything (actually I'd be surprised if Musk makes the end of the decade without declaring bankruptcy). There are TEN known kids, the man's fortune is more hype than actual assets.

if she was a real Dune fan she should have bagged a rich guy who doesn't already have 4 older sons lined up (not to mention Elon's brother has significant interest in the businesses).

That and it's Alia-type stuff she needs to worry about ;).

Oh I forgot about the warhammer 40k named latest kid Tau Techno Mechanicus (Tau) and middle sister is Exa sidereal dark, I wonder what plans she has for them or if they're just a nanny's problem.

Girl what do you MEAN?

[phonemantra-blog]

The child's age is not specified 52-year-old billionaire Elon Musk revealed in his new biography that he has a third child with singer Grimes. The boy's name is Techno Mechanicus or Tau. The word Tau means several things, including the 19th letter of the Greek alphabet, the 19th star in the constellation, and a type of unstable subatomic particle. The child's age has not been disclosed. Musk and Grimes' son (X Æ A-Xii Musk) was born in May 2020, and their daughter (Exa Dark Sideræl Musk) was born in December 2021 from a surrogate mother. For short, parents call their children X and Y, like the electric cars that Tesla makes. [caption id="attachment_54450" align="alignnone" width="780"] Techno Mechanicus[/caption] Elon Musk names his children like Tesla electric cars. He named his last son Techno Mechanicus Musk's biography, Elon Musk, was written by American writer and journalist Walter Isaacson, who followed the billionaire for two years. Musk is the father of 11 children and lost his first son to sudden infant death syndrome when he was just 10 weeks old. He was married three times: twice to Westworld star Talulah Riley and once to Canadian writer Justine Wilson. Previously, Musk confirmed that his company SpaceX received permission to launch the Starship spacecraft.

[one-coming-is-enough]

I gotta say I feel for this kid.

If North West and Techno Mechanicus Tau Musk are in fact the Second Coming and Antichrist, respectively, for America, it wouldn't surprise me even a little bit.

(She is Ye's daughter...)

i cant stop fucking laughing

[shahananasrin-blog]

[ad_1] Elon Musk has confirmed that he and former partner Grimes have a third child together – and its name is just as unusual as its siblings’. The child is called Tau Techno Mechanicus, the technology billionaire wrote in a post on X (formerly Twitter) on Sunday. Musk, who owns the social network, was responding to a post from entertainment news account Pop Base, which named his and Grimes’ three children as “X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, Techno Mechanicus.” The child’s existence had been kept a secret until recently. Musk and Grimes broke up in September 2021, but the Canadian singer – born Claire Boucher – has described their relationship status as “very fluid.” In a March 2022 interview with Vanity Fair, she revealed that Exa Dark Sideræl Musk was born via surrogate in December 2021. Although the couple apparently had no intention of announcing the birth of their second child, nicknamed “Y,” Grimes shared the news after Vanity Fair journalist Devin Gordon overheard a baby crying. Grimes and Musk previously welcomed a son named X Æ A-Xii in May 2020. Musk, 48, has five other children – twins Griffin and Vivian and triplets Damian, Saxon and Kai – from a previous marriage. He has previously spoken out about his concerns over declining birth rates. “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years,” Musk wrote on Twitter in May 2022. And he reiterated his stance in July that year. “Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis,” he posted. “A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.” [ad_2]