#tatw ralph della rosa

[myverystupid]

not very good but I kinda of like it.

[ronwae]

so ik tatw is dry rn so i'll just post random thoughts

am i delusional or is this guy's photo i saw in a tiktok similar to ralph🤥

yes i am desperate and yes i am seeing him now everywhere but.. do they?? look alike?? i mean the face features and all

also, both from the past... and both criminals🤨🤨🤨🤨 coincidence? i don't think so

SOO??🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤩🤩

[importanthingsthatiforget]

Ok..so i tried to make better comparations of actors that look alike fictif characters (it's just my opinion!!)

First, let's start with Two Against The World:

Derek Klena as Nicky Valentino:

Neil Patrick Harris as Ralph Della Rosa:

I couldn't find anyone that looked similar to Floyd, sorry :(

Now, Roadkill:

Keith Powers as Poe Colestad:

Caylee Cowan as Tess Rogers:

Jing Boran as Howie Yan:

So...that's it! Let me know your opinion about it and feel free to add an actor that look alike them

[slysaesar]

When this womans route comes out forget nicky it's about celia from then on

Pls hurry celia 😸🤏🏾💍

[mangonetoofar]

for some time i had an idea where cmim and tatw are kinda merged? cuz i love nicky and i love miguel, thats not so deep, and i have no idea how to mix 80s with 20s, so everything kinda happens in the same era okay? okay

ALRIGHT SO

MC, Miguel and Ramón are still heisting and stealing and whatnot in Miami, whereas Valentinos are in New York, and everybody respects them from afar and knows that messing w/ Valentino is the biggest no-no. Nicky loves throwing big parties and everybody else loves attending them tho

at some point MC&Miguel help Chris to flee when his business goes wrong in Miami (idk why hes there, Nicky sent him cuz i needed it for the plot, aNYWAY), with Ramón bitching in the backseat and MC with Miguel fussing over Chrissy. Like, are you hurt?? How old are you?? (I actually thought hes like. 17 in canon, which is fairly young to be the next boss in retrospective... Dont judge me, okay, he looks like a baby for me) Is like.. no one forcing you in this lifestyle, no one's like threatening you, you have a choice, right?? Whos that Ralph you keep mentioning whos going to be mad when he'll know you fucked up, I'LL BEAT HIS A-

Stella wants to get rid of them because.. reasons. I haven't really thought this out, and she wants to do it with Nicky's hands so she kinda. throws them under the bus by sending them to steal the ✨bracelet✨ from Nicky Valentino without telling them its Nicky Valentino, so they just think its a huge party in Miami with a pretty shiny thing in a safe

MC distracts everyone at the party by being their most charming self, Miguel is waiting in the car and Ramón is stealing. Easy right, thirty minutes max :)

Sadly they all have one braincell and it belongs to Mr Bravo who is staying outside

MC meets Chrissy inside and it clicks in their brain that theyre FUCKED

mc: omg hey chris! great to see you, back in miami to work?

chris: nah, no work when boss throws a party yk what are you doin there??

mc: boss as in. your boss? valentino boss? NICKY the valentino, that boss??

chris: yea..

mc: oh. my. fucking. GOD

chris: mc, dont tell me youre working at nicky's party

mc: i won't. sorry, i have to go and see Ramón before he does something thats gonna kill us all, see ya later k bye!

mc: RAMÓN, the host is fucking Nicky Valentino!

ramón: ...so are they like dating or-

mc: no, no, you don't- he's Nicky FUCKING Valentino

ramón:

ramón: CHICA, what the FUCK, why havent you told me?!

mc: i'm telling you now!

and the rest is exactly zero braincell process of returning the bracelet without nicky noticing it was ever gone

AND THE LAST IS ralph is outside, obviously knowing what the fuck is going on cuz thats his job, and he's talking to miguel whos obviously a wheelman for heist

ralph: so why aint you at the party w/ the rest of the guests huh

miguel: ...i'm listening to the music here

ralph: well we got music by the pool

miguel: your music by the pool is shit

[boardboxes]

somebody come get grandpa

[juan-nonetheway]

I just organized bunch of my work folders yesterday, and i don't even know i've made this 😂. Might as well post here, i guess. Just for fun! :).

And here, one more:

[im-not-suprised]

Why can't peapaw keep his ugly ass mouth shut 😍😍😍😍😻😻😻😻 #Going to the retirement home

[nightimelemon]

Nicholas Valentino you beautiful man I wanna kiss you on the mouth while teasingly pickpocketing you. Nicky baby won't you offer me the world and a little more ?

[i-am-arcana-trash]

Nicky holding Ralphie's head in his hands between two slices of bread: "What are you?"

Ralphie: "....an idiot sandwich."

[guttedmuse]

Mild TATW Spoilers

I’ve never wanted to throw hands more than I do w Ralph~~

[myverystupid]

Happy birthday, even tho you're not real 🔥

[ronwae]

headcanons for living w Ralph

* you both spent some time talking about this, and finally came to the conclusion to buy together a separate apartment ( he insisted on knowing the city better, so he's choosing the place and also paying)

* strange but somehow u got a nice penthouse apartment for almost free... and he doesn't mention how the he got it...

* Sadly Ralph lacks any taste in aesthetics or any idea how to run a home

* it took him some time to get used to the concept of scents and having more than 2 pillows on one bed( pillows on the couch????¿¿)

* pleased with every choice that mc makes, but i think he prefers the "boujie" style in decor so if it comes in gold he'll take it

* " huh, see how far we've come sweets? As a kid i didn't even know that there could be cutlery that comes in gold... i didn't even know what cutlery was"

* u both share a walk in closet, after a while mc noticed 7 identical pairs of black leather gloves "what? a pair for each day of the week"

* most of his clothes are black/ white or grey, the only colourful clothing piece he has is a pink kneaded sweater mc gifted him for christmas with a red heart on it.

* he says he hates the sweater

* *keeps it in a special drawer*

* headcanon for mc who likes to read: plenty of books in the house, Ralph never read much in his life. But once u proposed to read for him and now he can't get enough of it

* Ralph wakes up very early, legends say mc never saw him sleep past 7 am

* when he leaves early( which is often) he always makes you coffee and occasionally leaves a stack of dollars on the table( idk how much he makes lets say that enough to do stuff like this once a week or so)

* yes his love language is gifts and acts of service

* tried making mc breakfast but set the waffles on fire and never tried it again, stressed over it and then threw them out the window

* but while mc cooks he tries to clean the house

* he is a tidy person but never found any satisfaction in cleaning

* bathroom!!

* when you both are doing your morning routine he likes looking how you put on makeup or do your hair

* let's say that every cabinet is filled w mc's stuff and the harsh reality is that he'd use a shampoo and a soap bar, and somewhere in the corner is his razor

* will start using with time your shampoos

* will get clowned by fellow gangsters for smelling of vanilla and strawberries

* will get very stressed over it

* but it's not just the shampoos, there are so many scented candles that everything and everyone in your apartment smells of flowers

* eventually got used to it and the ones that clowned him for it died in a crossfire so he's done stressing

* if and when he comes home late, clearly after some issues at "work" mc consoles him and takes care of his wounds

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

[slysaesar]

I know I'm right too. I could go on for hours abt this headcanon

[mangonetoofar]

okay so we know for sure that nicki is the kind of guy to take mc to a jewelry store and have them try on every piece and pick whatever they liked and then he pays for it and takes mc to the most expensive restaurant in new york, but let me introduce you to the concept of

I. chrissy being the type of guy to show up at mc's flat at like 4 in the morning, all bloodied and covered in dirt and smelling of gasoline and smoke, only to. throw a whole bag of diamond jewelry on their bed and be like "hey babe ive got a surprise 4 you, its all yours now <3"

II. ralph literally robbing a store and then something that mc might like catches his eye and hes like... huh... and nonchalantly pays for it with his money, while still holding the shopkeeper at gunpoint, all like "y'know, my sweetheart keeps sayin that small businesses shouldnt suffer cuz the system fucked us up and now we're fucking it in return.. sure as hell never thought abt it this way, but as long as it makes them happy."