#tatum answers

[taintandviolent]

for the smut drabble: remy/reader with #36 please, cuz goddamn that man's hands are definitely nsfw 🥵

warnings: fingering (female receiving), pet names, light praise, writing these at work so possible clunky writing

“Tell ‘da Gambit what you want, cher…”

The sultry tone in his voice demands honesty — none of your shy, vague responses will suffice here. It takes a few moments to muster up the courage and find your voice again, but finally, you straighten up, pulling your mouth away from his warm neck.

“Want your fingers inside me,” you reply, practically whimpering. You rut your hips desperately against his thigh, feeling the growing wet spot as the fabric bunches against your core.

“‘Dat’s a good girl, huh…?” As he speaks, his hand drifts between your legs, and you press your knees into the sofa, giving him some room to work. You’re already reeling from the praise, but the contact makes you mewl with pleasure. He palms your cunt from the outside, rubbing the ball of his hand against her, while his fingers gently graze lower. You know he’s felt the damp fabric, as they hesitate on the wet spot, then begin stroking it gently. The small, seemingly passive action sends a shockwave rippling through your core. You whimper loud, an undeniable, hungry heat pooling between your legs.

With a newfound desperation, you shudder against his touch and roll your hips, bucking her forward and forcing more pressure. He chuckles below you, and with ease, navigates his fingers into the elastic of your panties.

Ample slickness meets the tips of his fingers, having already worked yourself up by riding his thigh for an hour, but when he touches you, your breath hitches in your throat. He plays with your folds, almost curiously, smearing your arousal around the warm, wet flesh. His middle finger flicks between, grazing your puffy clit on the way up. He touches you with agonizing tenderness and it has you clenching your teeth, begging for more.

Suddenly, he’s encircling it with the pad of his finger, working it in small ovals. Your legs shake at the feeling, and you can’t help but let out a keening moan.

His middle finger drops and pushes into your entrance slowly, breaching the dripping slit. He feels the clench of your cunt and sinks another in, stuffing them inside past the knuckle. You’ve fingered yourself many times, but the girth that two of his fingers have on your smaller ones? Astounding. They’re determined, curling up inside you to find the spongy flesh that’ll make you writhe away from him.

He alternates between rubbing your g-spot and hammering them into you, clear arousal stringing from his fingers every time he pulls back. His thumb bumps into your sensitive clit as he moves and whether that’s intentional or not, you don’t know. You assume it is. The effect is dizzying. Your head falls forward onto his shoulder, your chest heaving with ragged breaths.

“You’re so… fucking good with your hands… oh my god…!”

Amidst a chuckle, he says: “Mais oui… dat’s kinda’ my thing, cher.”

If they weren’t already rolling back in your head, you would’ve rolled your eyes at his cockiness, but he’s so good. So good and you find yourself meeting his motions, undulating your hips to push his fingers deeper each time.

The wide pad of his thumb presses into your clit and wiggles back and forth, applying a new sort of pressure that has your cunt fluttering around his fingers. “Oh, ffffuck-“

“Lemme’ hear it.” he barks, his lips close to your ear.

Your mouth opens wide and a shaky, quivering moan tumbles out as you come around his fingers, coating them in viscous fluid. You collapse against his shoulder to the sound of him chuckling heartily, and steady your own breathing. You feel his fingers leave you with a wet sound, and by the way he’s moving his arm, you can tell he’s looking at the glaze that now coats his digits.

“Mon coeur liked ‘dat, huh? Made a big ol’ mess.”

[peachy-keenss]

HALLO!!

for the oc interview meme!!!

10 for Tatum ^_^!!!

hey Jace!!!!

“We asked Ms Ponzer about three random townsfolk!”

[seriousandclean]

Can I politely ask for a drawing of Monkey Stu:)))))))))))) please:D

serves this to you and then spits on your plate

enjoy these freaks.

[fannyyann]

then / now

[underworld-office-fan-acc]

Uh, hi. I have question. How good is everyone here with riddles?

I got a fitting one (found it online): What room do ghosts avoid?

tbh its more like a pun though. that's the only hint I'll give. have fun :]

That's so silly I'll give it to you XD

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‹Eugene›:

★ Surprisingly not actually good at riddles nor puns despite being the no.1 overthinker™.

★Feels maybe a bit embarrassed if they get the answer wrong.

★ Will go "hmmmmmmm....." for a while to think about the answer despite it being simple.

★ "Oh! The bedroom because the bed reminds them of the coffin they're lowered in!"

★They tried.

‹Boss›:

★ Doesn't care for riddles, as he says, but will be a huge pro at it.

★ Right or wrong, he doesn't really care too much about it.

★ Ego will mentally boost if he gets it right.

★ "The living room." If you squint your ears, you can hear amusement in his voice.

★ You can question how he's so good at it, but he genuinely will keep his mouth shut. Or either says "I just am."

‹River›:

★ Not really much of a riddle solver. But she does like puns.

★ Honestly will keep guessing if she gets it wrong.

★ Somehow will make up answers on the spot without missing a beat.

★ "Bathroom? No?- Bedroom!— oh! Oh! The living room!"

★When she realize the meaning after a pause for few seconds, she will BURST our laughing. Holding her stomach and everything, miss ma'am finds everything funny.

‹Hayden›:

★ Mf does not understand riddles. He will look dumbfounded.

★ Typically will go for the more obvious answers his little brain could think of.

★ Never answered a pun before ngl

★ "The church?...living room? Why???"

★Once you explain it to him, he'll go "Oooohhh...." before giggling.

‹Joan›:

★ Not good at riddles, but knows the specific ones she's heard.

★ Take why'd the chicken cross the road for example.

★ She genuinely smiles a bit at the silly jokes.

★ "The....living room."

★Does a little endearing chuckle you'd hear your grandma do, it always sounds sweet to the ears.

‹Sean›:

★ Awkward giant doesn't really do riddles or puns.

★ He's not actually good at it, too busy working for goofing around :(

★ Maybe stutter a bit since he was caught off guard.

★ "Uhm...the church?"

★ You might want to tell him he's wrong, but he looks so sad you couldn't bring the heart to.

‹Charlie›:

★ Hates riddles. Their father used to question them to test their limits with it.

★ Claims to not be good at it, but will literally answer within seconds.

★ Yet her annoyed face remains unchanging.

★ "The living room."

★Then cue her walking away.

‹Mike›:

★ Actually really likes puns over riddles.

★ Giggles and kicks his feetsies mentally but will just chuckle on the outside.

★ He's a goofy guy no wonder he's good at these kind of things.

★ "The living room! Hehehe!"

★ What a stupid silly guy.

‹Luke›:

★ People would usually think this guy was a more serious man.

★ He's actually secretly a huge pro and riddle lover.

★ Has a cheeky grin after he answers, finds these little things so funny.

★ "Pfft...the living room."

★ Will cackle like an idiot.

‹Joy›:

★ She's so serious about these for some reason, like she just wants to be right.

★ Will take a while to think.

★ Thinks that one answer wrong will be the end of the world.

★ "The living room!"

★ Goes "Yes!" And pumps her fist in the air if she gets it right. Becomes devastated if she didn't.

‹Oliver›:

★ Genuinely confused, mf is actually stupid.

★ Does NOT think for a while and will just blurt out a random answer without a care.

★ He's just a little silly,,,

★ "The graveyard?"

★ Yeah Joy teased the hell out of him for getting it wrong easily.

‹Finley and Tatum (Teenagers)›:

★ Finley will actually try to think hard of the answer, while Tatum immediately says it out loud.

★ She's not really good at this kind of stuff...but Tatum is a little serious about it.

★ Both of them likes getting things right.

★ "Oh! Its-" "Living Room?!" "H-hey! I was gonna say that!"

★ Cue some small bickering :3

‹Linda›:

★ Mother is sadly not good at riddles </3

★ Will think for a bit, tapping her chin like those people in cartoons thinking.

★ Her answers are funny though. That's a plus.

★ "The Boo-ouncing castle?"

★ Let's out an chuckle if you laugh, she's confused but got the flow.

[certifiedsimper]

who are you certifiedingly simping for?

These glorious people

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

I had no idea Channing Tatum played Gambit. That’s so cool and I love Gambit

Yeah, it’s definitely a reference that I feel would go over people’s heads if they don’t follow the behind-the-scenes stuff.

[thirtysomethingloser92]

I dont' know if I'm going crazy or not. but did I see that you were going to write a Teacher/Student AU with Remy?

Yeah I’ve been writing it all day and it’s been fun. Angsty as all hell.

Dunno if I’m gonna post it though ❤️

[realtapiocafan]

oh my perfect media-trained shaylaaaa

[taintandviolent]

Listen…

Like I can appreciate Channing Tatum’s beauty. Would I say he’s my type? No. Do I think he’s literally a sweetheart? Absolutely That being said…

If the opportunity arose….

I would not say no….

But Hun if he had the Gambit costume?

Put that shit on and key up that accent because I would not even hesitate 😭

i love how collectively, we've all just been completely taken by this man as Gambit. like, it was a resounding YES from everyone who saw that man on screen. it's beautiful, really. united in sluttery.

[peachy-keenss]

Hihi! If it’s not too much trouble and these haven’t been done yet, 13 for Tatum and 5 for Rosemary? I think they’re neato :]

13. The town is a bit dangerous from time to time. Can you fight? Can you protect yourself? Are you willing to kill?

“Ah ah. None of that nonsense in my store, kiddo. You aren’t letting those movies rot your BRAINS are ya? I mean- could you imagine me killing anyone? HAH- i’m no action hero i’m afraid….”

5. What's your favourite type of candy?

“CANDY? DO YOU HAVE CANDY? I WANT SOME. PLEAAAAASE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PL-“

“….m’favorite!? OHHH i like all kindsa candyyyy i like chocolate CRUNCH BARS n FRUIT GUMMIES AND SOUR WARHEADS THEY MAKE MY STOMACH HURT- OH OH. BUT I LOOOOVE CANDY CANS! CANDY CANS CANDY CANS CANDY C-“

[loseractivities]

i wnna write sometjing... i see ppl doing character analysis... i wanna

[badnote]

@nuks said "i'm just trying to look out for you." | prompt.

tatum feels completely blindsided by this, how her best friend, viva; had just accused her boyfriend of having been her attacker. she shifts uncomfortably in the hospital chair, hoping that she had heard viva wrong.

" i .... i see that, but viva .... he- he wouldn't do anything like that. " tatum says, her voice lined with pain, feeling caught in the middle; wanting to believe viva but not wanting to think that stu would hurt, let alone kill someone. " yeah, he can say some stupid shit, but .... he's not a killer. "

[fuckrhaenyra]

Where can I find your leightum fics? I’ve been scrolling through your page and a gay is struggling 😭

here you go, a link especially for you!

"you should probably leave" on ao3

currently i only have one work for them but ive got other things planned for afterwards. thank you for your interest!!

[tangybug]

What sexualities do you think the characters of bullet train have

loving this question, but it might be easier to answer “who in bullet train is not bi” lmao. i think someone else answered this question recently and my answers are not very different, but here we go

tangerine: he is gay. to me! i think he’s slept with women and enjoyed it but sexual orientation =/= sexual activity and once he unpacked some of that repression he realized he is gay <3

ladybug: bi with no preference, ladybug strikes me as the kind of guy who’d be pretty much down for anything with anyone.

lemon: bi, but also gray ace/aro. maybe i’m projecting but this is just the vibe… sex and romance don’t interest him all that much if you ask me, which you did

wolf: bi, with a preference for women

the son: gay in a pathetic manner

the prince: bisexual in an evil manner. preference for women

hornet: lesbian

maria: bi. no preference but always tops. oh sorry that wasn’t the question

the white death: bi, preference for women, also very repressed. but lbr he and shigeru definitely barebacked in the snow at one point in their youth. he gave minegishi brain also. oh sorry that wasn’t the question

yuichi: bi, preference for women, but he should stay away from them. love him though

shigeru: simply also bi. no preference

carver: hitting him with the gay beam. mean gay representation lets go

channing tatum: gay.

momomon: lesbian

blue momomon: he/him lesbian

and there you have it

[dumbblndes]

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