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Quirk stealer, heart stealer, same thing!

N.Monoma SMAU M.List

Warnings:- language

Requested?:- xnopex

Synopsis:- situationship chaos

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I'm looking at Arcane fanart

I need him.

And i need Ratchet from tfa

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I'm sorry 😔😔😔

What happened to your wife,

I miss her.. 😭

Not my wife anymore.

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who???

I need him.

And i need Ratchet from tfa

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POR QUE!?

What happened to your wife,

I miss her.. 😭

Not my wife anymore.

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Sunday smoothies, I don't like tea

Have y’all had a fantasy that you dream about but it’ll never come true?

here’s mine, i want to live in a cute suburban home as a housewife, i can cook and clean quite well, but rather than have a breadwinner husband, i want a breadwinner wife, iwant to stay home and wear cute dresses and be that picture perfect wife

But of course in the state of everything, that’ll probably never happen

@certifiedsimper @kokichikinnienumberwhoknowswhat What’s your unachievable fantasy?

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Living peacefully on beach house land with my boyfriend (I don't believe in marriage) an possibly my 2 adopted children running around and enjoying themselves, my close couple friends coming over for evening hangouts and just no drama following me

Have y’all had a fantasy that you dream about but it’ll never come true?

here’s mine, i want to live in a cute suburban home as a housewife, i can cook and clean quite well, but rather than have a breadwinner husband, i want a breadwinner wife, iwant to stay home and wear cute dresses and be that picture perfect wife

But of course in the state of everything, that’ll probably never happen

@certifiedsimper @kokichikinnienumberwhoknowswhat What’s your unachievable fantasy?

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White boy= 13th reason

We has a situation with a white boy again 😔

what situation

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13th Reason sibling

We has a situation with a white boy again 😔

what situation

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😔😔😔

We has a situation with a white boy again 😔

what situation

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Reblog this and ill assign you with a random item from my room

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Wtf uquiz

red flag tag game

thanks for the tag @v3hementvelvet ♡

...okay, no need to call me out like that.

@n0t-h3r3-anym0r3 @111clem111 @sea-foam-boy @d14m0ndr1c3cak3 @lastfoxalive @yu-littleleaves @amptoohigh @demonanaangel + open tags

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last song: turbulent by watermarks

Fav color: midnight purple

last book: Geraldo Game by Stephen King

Last show: 13 reasons why

Sweet/spicy/savory: spicy

Relationship status: single and delusional

Last thing I googled: how many nipples does sodapop curtis have

Current obsession: Fruit snacks or the wallows band

Looking forward to: February

@mama-sunni

Ten people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @marshmallow--shark Thanks for the tag!

Last song: Intro/Chamber The Cartridge by Rise Against

Favourite colour: Orange!

Last book: A Brief History of Intelligence by Max Bennett

Last movie: That Christmas (it was kinda weird and we didn't finish it)

Last show: Jentry Chau vs. the Underworld

Sweet/spicy/savoury: I don't have much of a sweet tooth anymore, but I used to. Savoury!

Relationship status: Happily single

Last thing I googled: "quality" synonym

Current obsession: Star Trek: Enterprise. This is my fallback obsession. Close behind is Jentry Chau as a very recent one.

Looking forward to: Seeing a concert and a musical next year!

Tagging: @ionamalachite @peculiarreality @thetachapel02 @deadheaddaisy @papercranesong @talshiargirlfriend @glitter-and-metal @dragons-in-spaceee @pearlypairings @strze-lec

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I'm sorry 😔

Ew please take it outta my hands

why is it so greasy

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Where and when

Ew please take it outta my hands

why is it so greasy

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Well he's still ur problem

Ew please take it outta my hands

why is it so greasy

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Then marry him *screams from the abyss*

Ew please take it outta my hands

why is it so greasy