#tatiana slohzno

[straightbaittournament]

may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut:

tatiana and curt:

They have a whole song where it seems that they're going to get together just because he's a girl and she's a guy, but in the end Curt comes out to her and she's supportive (which is AMAZING because it's the 1960's) Doing This. That is all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-EpN911GA

There’s an entire song (Doing This) which is about the two of them feeling like they need to be in a relationship due to societal pressures. But neither of them really want to and, after they kiss, decide that they’re much better as friends. Not to mention that Curt’s canonical gay as well.

their first few interactions are them flirting with each other, and they have an entire song about how they feel like they should kiss because heteronormativity. but curt is gay, and this is revealed after they kiss, and tatiana isnt CANONICALLY gay but pretty much the entire fandom interprets her that way and the creators have reposted fanart of her with the lesbian flag. spies are forever breaks so many action/spy film stereotypes and the biggest one is curt & tatiana. curt is the suave, james bond type "womaniser" protagonist and tatiana is the cool femme fatale who is lowkey kinda mean to him. in anything ever, they would get together because obviously a man and a woman cannot work together without making out!!!! they even flirt a little to start with, and their duet "doing this" is just poking fun at heteronormativity. and curt is gay, canonically, it is a MAJOR plot point. they flirt at first, then they feel like they should kiss, then they kiss, its bad, curt is gay (NOT CANON but tatiana is also maybe gay) and they just end up best friends. also the "you dont need to hide behind a beard to make you look cool" line goes so hard. their friendship is so beautiful and nice and they just care about each other alot but in a way that is so very platonic

They literally start making out and stop when Curt reveals he's gay. They sing a whole song about it. It's dope.

mako, korra, and asami:

it's that one meme where the guy ignores his girlfriend to check out another girl, only the two girls get to know each other and get together. S1/2 has love triangle drama between who Mako will be with (Korra or Asami). S3 no one is together but Korra and Asami become really close friends. S4 Korra and Asami are together. Mako is single. Like the only example of exes being good friends and Not getting back together, as well as giving the middle finger to heteronormative assumptions when after the love triangle is over, the two girls get together

[the-annoying-mom-friend]

this is the actual face I make when a SAF fic doesn't have barb/tati in it

[heralds-bah-commune]

can i have a level 5 spies are forever fictive of your choice. we got a lil fragment who’s attached to the media but struggling to have an identity!

thank you so much if you can! ^^

hiiii here you go!

a new flower has blossomed! 🌹

spies are forever fictive, creator's choice ... [LVL 5 PACK]

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name(s) ;; tatiana slohzno, tati, talia, yelena, sofia

pronouns ;; she/her, they/them, xe/xem, dagger/daggers, end/ends, spy/spys

age ;; 20-35 (ageslider)

species ;; human

gender(s) ;; seruadoric, darkroomphotic, cisfeminine

orientation(s) ;; bisexual, aromantic

role(s) ;; apathy holder, buffer

source ;; spies are forever

sign-off(s) ;; – 👠 ; – Tatiana

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appearance ;; 5'6" and thin. pale skin. dark red hair with bangs, which she typically wears in a ponytail. grey eyes. primarily wears jewel tones. see below for pictures.

personality ;; strong-willed and confident. xe has a sarcastic bite to xem. she is the epitome of the foreign femme fatale trope in the action and spy genres. they can be closed off and cold oftentimes.

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likes ;; spy films, spicy food, battle bots, women's sports (especially wrestling), solitaire, alone time

dislikes ;; being flirted with, dairy, being intoxicated, large social gatherings

possible front triggers ;; perceived threats to the system

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cisid(s) ;; russian, white, socialist, spy, femme fatale, catholic

transid(s) ;; transProgrammed, transDeltaProgramming, transUSAmerican, transDPD, transJewish

kink/fetish/para(s) ;; odaxelagnia, hybristophilia

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moodboard ;; found here

playlist ;; "why don't you do right?" - who framed roger rabbit / "army dreamers" - kate bush / "summertime sadness" - lana del rey / "who's afraid of little old me?" - taylor swift / "history of man" - maisie peters

kinlist ;; natasha romanoff (black widow) / yelena belova (black widow) / margo (the menu)

bonus info ;; n/a

[itsjusteds]

Because the Spies Are Forever brain worms are so strong I decided that I'm going to draw every Spies Are Forever character every day until ive drawn them all

Today's character is Tatiana Slohzno :D Day 3/55

[spies-bingo]

Prompt Filled: Funeral

Fandom(s): Spies Are Forever and Hatchetfield

Relationship(s): Tatiana Slohzno & Agent Curt Mega, Emma Perkins & Tom Houston

Format: Writing

Rating: Teen

Warnings: major character death

Additional Tags: Reincarnation AU, Tatiana reincarnated into Emma, Emotional hurt/comfort

[mythuzalasheir3]

Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!

[mythuzalasheir3]

11 and 16 for the ask game

11- I have a few so in no particular order:

Miss Holloway, Uncle Wiley, Lex Foster, Steph Lauter, Grace Chasity, Tatiana Slohzno, Cynthia Houston, Esther Backpackblueglasses, Owen Carvour, Tootsie Noodles, Ultrabeam Megagirl, Junior Spaceclaw, the Entire Dikrats family, Cornwallis, General Store Guy, Scrags, Grunt, General John Macnamara of the United States Military special unit PEIP, we call it ‘peep’, the Princess, Jafar and Achmed

16- Owen’s act 2 part 5 bits from SAF, “HELLO?! HELLO, PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE”, And a few of Grace’s lines from NPMD

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lesbian flag, picked from tatiana slohzno of spies are forever!

requested by anon

[bitplayer8147]

Junior is 3 kinds of lovable villains in 1. The "evil cuz damaged", love to hate, or it's the aesthetic.

On the love to hate part, he's so cartoonishly evil that he invokes those classic "golden age Disney villains" but he can swear.

On the damaged part, his scene with his dad in the second act allows people to attach more character to him. (Another example would be Max Jagerman with the scene where he talks about his dad at the Waylon House)

Finally, he's a bit of an offshoot of the "epic suave villain", but more cartoony. By that, I mean he fits a lot of the Tumblr Sexyman criteria that fandom loves so much (Evil skinny white boy, might have trauma, all black aesthetic, ect).

There's a reason why he was on the Starcanwreckedpulp tumblr sexyman polls. This, I believe is the main reason why he's popular.

February is overlooked for a few other reasons.

1. She's a woman. Sadly, male characters tend to get more popularity than female ones do. This also seeps into a few of the other factors.

2. Her characterization as a dunce (paired with her being a woman) makes her less appealing.

Most women characters who get popular, especially in this fandom, is being a badass, being suave and sassy, or being capable. Miss Holloway, Rose Stratford, Lenore, Tatiana Slohzno, are just a few examples.

Women characters who are less capable (like February) are seen as less likable, less interesting, and anti-feminist or sexist.

When men are dunces on the other hand, he gets woobified by fandom.

This seems to be why people tend to prefer himbos over bimbos (the oversexualization and leaning into of old fashioned stereotypes of the bimbo archetype compared to the "soft boy" aesthetic of the himbo archetype), and a reason why February is less popular than Junior.

3. She's given shallow characterization.

At least with Junior, he's given a few scenes that allow for a semblance of depth (the call with his dad).

The only scene February gets that deepens her character further than a walking stereotype is the realization scene where she figures out that GLEE is evil. It's fleeting, and just barely shows that "she's smart in her own way".

She also gets lines that make her more materialistic and further how stereotypical her character is.

She has potential for good characterization, but she gets as much depth as Specs and Krayonder even though she's supposed to be a secondary protagonist.

4. Her arc sucks

In the show, we have 3 other "women" characters, and all of them have some sort of arc that changes them or their perception in some way.

Bugette learns to let go, Taz learns that Up can be tough as well as caring, Megagirl learns to love humanity and her love interest, Tootsie Noodles.

What does February have? Megagirl's arc done worse.

Her conflict stems from her hating of bugs, her reason being "I'm a girl".

Megagirl's hatred for humans came from old scars of the past robot wars, as well as her own enslavement by the GLEE.

While their conflicts both get solved with the "power of love", due to the context behind their original prejudice, Megagirl's eventual growth feels more meaningful.

I love all of the starship cast but I feel like February is very overlooked as a character. I’m not going to immediately say ‘it’s because of sexism!’ Because it most likely isn’t. I’m just curious as to why a character like junior who doesn’t get nearly as much screentime is so much more popular than February, who is not only hilarious but a main character. This is purely curiosity by the way, I love junior too.

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[straightbaittournament]

honorary mention because they should have been part of this bracket:

Agent Curt Mega and Tatiana Slohzno from Spies Are Forever (it’s a musical)

They have typical Bond-esque flirting, but Curt just sucks at being a stereotypical 50s bond kind of spy so it’s just kind of sad.

Curt’s mother ships them.

They have The Most Awkward Love Song Ever™️ and they kiss and he reveals that he’s gay (and Tati is an ace lesbian even though they don’t say it in canon in this essay I will-). Then they become friends.

JUST LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING SONG OK?!

op is already aware, but for anyone who doesn't know, curt and tatiana are on the bracket and will be posted today

[the-annoying-mom-friend]

[underscore-jude]

current mood: tatiana slohzno during “one more shot”

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lesbian stimboard, based on tatiana slohzno of spies are forever!

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[the-annoying-mom-friend]

me? publishing a fic? it's more likely than you think.

anyways! this is my first fill for the saf bingo and my first published work ever! I am currently so stressed and scared and remembering shit as we go, so feel free to tell me if I need to fix something (like trigger warnings)

feel free to message me about the fic, and be ready for more shitty, short works from me

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ace stimboard, based of tatiana slohzno of spies are forever!

requested by @ladyghosts

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[the-annoying-mom-friend]

spyentist is the supreme wlw ship hey @tincanbros how about we make them happen