#taryn talks

[decidueyes]

this is a serious game about saving the world😅

[p-taryn-dactyl]

ok so i have a request

could anyone, idc if it’s the same person over anon or not, send in questions about the script im writing? like about the characters or plot or anything? even like what music i would want playing would be a great question! i’ve been wanting to work on it but i think this would be a great way for me to get my inspo for it back?

also, i have a few fics ready to be posted soon - my queue hasn’t been working so i didn’t know a lot of the things i thought were already out have not been posted so i apologize about that!

🫶🏻

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

Til the day I die, my claim to fame is gonna be that I was the person Brian chose for audience participation in the Grunch.

My asexual ass is going to forever be that person who yelled COCK with Corey Dorris...

Worth it.

In related news; watch How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas by the Tin Can Bros releasing now on Youtube.

Scooby-Doo meets the Grinch meets comedic holiday existentialism.

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

So we've got no proof, but according to stories, my great-grandfather got a woman pregnant in France during ww2

When she tried to get him to meet her family so they could marry, he fucked off back to the states where he proceeded to father 8 more children, and repeatedly get arrested for adultry.

I love the man. But as his heir and executor, I am constantly afraid of theoretically receiving "hello he was my father" phone calls because I will have a lot of trouble disputing them. 😅

Holy shit.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I realize mistake’s happen but i really need to know who mixed up an E and an A 😭😭😭

Thankfully i care more about the fact they failed to maie my kiddo’s cake gluten free than i do about the fact they misspelled kiddo’s name

[clarissaweasley-10]

Jude: I prevented a murder today. Cardan: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Jude: Self-control.

[thecourtofteeth]

lord take all the hate taryn gets, triple it and give it to lady asha

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

My confidence is never higher than when I have tardis blue hair and black lipstick.

Like I've shrugged off every little voice telling me what's wrong with myself.

It's amazing what one or two personal choices can do to change your outlook.

adjacent advice: if you need more confidence, get a cool jacket or a haircut or something and think about how cool it makes you. this is loser advice, but we're all losers here. swallow your pride and roleplay as a cool guy and you'll become a cool guy.

[thedeathdeelers]

me when the murderous villain is hot (or even worse: is hotter than the main lead):

[decidueyes]

I finished reading the Dungeon Meshi manga recently. Cuz the anime is so good I couldn't wait for a second season lol. Its really good tho, there's a lot of cool stuff I'm excited to see animated :) Such as: (big manga spoilers obviously):

-The succubus episode -The rabbit episode -The party vs Thistle's dragons -Kabru and Mithrun's adventure + Mithrun's backstory -Marcille "giving birth" to the Winged Lion by summoning him from the books in her pants -Dungeon Lord Marcille -The bird familiars combining into one giant bird -The flying snake -Kabru punching Laios -The werewolf guy being puppy :) -Laios' fursona becomes real -Laios eating the Winged Lion

[p-taryn-dactyl]

besties based off of title alone, would you read a fanfic called “false funeral”

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

An uncle deadnamed an (absent) cousin at Thanksgiving one year at my house. He got hit with a cookie sheet while me, my husband and my siblings all yelled her correct name.

Meanwhile my mom from the living room: "Three of my kids are queer, guess which one just hit you."

(It was me. The agender one who he also constantly deadnames. 🙄)

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

41 <33333

Oh shit.

I didn't actually expect to get one.

Tab 41 is "Her Time to Shine" by WildRiverInTheSky. It's a Sailor Moon fic, and I haven't read it yet!

Summary from author:

Has a strong Serena. Total re-imagining of the breakup arc (very little angst, lots of personal growth), the Black Moon Clan (No ChibiUsa), and Darien's Generals. It starts with Serena deciding to try to get Darien the perfect gift: his Generals back. While she is distracted with that, he is pulling away over constant nightmares of her death. Rated: M language & situations

[bubblesandpages]

It kinda cracks me up that Vivi wants the hell out of Dodge, when she's Dodge's perfect apex predator and no one can touch her.

[elderwisp]

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Atlas: So your boss had you work through your break? Bee… 

Taryn: It’s fiiine, I ate my granola bar in between sorting books.

Atlas: You know that isn’t a healthy place to be at, right?

Taryn: Yeah, but it pays decently.

Atlas: Are you like the sole provider of your house���?

Taryn: Oh no! I’m not sure if Kai mentioned it, but our parents are in Selvadorada taking care of my grandma. She’s really sick and well, we made this arrangement. They take care of a majority of rent and Kai and I take care of utilities and the rest. 

Atlas: Ah, I see. I’m sorry to hear about your grandma.

Taryn: I appreciate it. She’s a kind woman, she used to make me champurrado on Christmas and it was the best.

Atlas: That’s really sweet. I’ve always wondered what that tastes like. Growing up, Toni was adamant on us not meeting our grandparents, so we never got to experience anything. Is it just fancy hot chocolate?

Taryn: I mean it has chocolate, but the consistency and flavor is a bit different.

Atlas: Huh… Want to make some later on tonight?

Taryn: Sure! I was actually wondering, you seemed a bit eager to skip out on that party.

Atlas: Do you still feel bad? Don’t! Besides Dan couldn’t even type out a proper response which tells me they’re having a great time… Without me.

Taryn: So you did want to go.

Atlas: No! No. 

Atlas: I didn’t want to see Frances. That’s the honest answer. 

Taryn: OH, I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize things were bad.

Atlas: Nah, I’m sorry, I didn’t want to sour the evening. 

Taryn: Atlas, you don’t have to pretend around me. What’s on your mind?

Atlas: Frances and I�� We have our differences. Sometimes it feels like the things that matter to me aren’t important to her and that’s fine, I guess.

Taryn: And this is in regards to?

 Atlas: Toni. She feels like I have something to prove. 

Taryn: But you do. 

Atlas: Taryn-

Taryn: And you know you shouldn’t. 

Atlas: But-

Taryn: So the question is, why? 

Atlas: I think it’s the satisfaction of beating an impossible challenge. God, I sound like I’m into being humiliated or something.

Taryn: He isn’t worth it but you already know that. My job also isn’t worth it, I’m aware but people often do things that we know aren’t good for us. As for Frances, she isn’t your enemy, but I think maybe the two of you need to find common ground in how you both communicate. 

Atlas: [ begins to attempt to speak before falling silent again ]

Taryn: What?

Atlas: Nothing, I’m just glad to be here with you. Thank you. [ bewp ] Your glasses keep slipping down your face.

Taryn: I know, I need to get them fixed- Wait, don’t change the subject. You have something to say. 

Atlas: I dunno what you’re talking about. 

Taryn: Atlas the bike-

Atlas: Wha- Fuck! 

Taryn: I- We should head back.

Atlas: Yeah, of course.

[tiny-tyrant-taryn]

So I have a similar experience.

My birth name was Mykaela. There were three Michaelas (and a Michael) in my class. Picture day was a nightmare because for some reason the class-roster provided to the photographer did not have last names, nor was it alphabetical.

So every time the guy called for Mykayla he got this multi-voiced chorus of "which one". Which I can only imagine scared the shit out of him. Because it definitely would've scared me.

Teacher to me (photographer): this is Mohammed.

Me: and last name?

Teacher: -shrug- his name is Mohammed, hes the only Mohammed at this school.

Mohammed: -is in preschool, doesnt know his last name-

Me: -looks up Mohammed in system- Nadir?

Teacher: sure, yeah. Sounds right.