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let's celebrate victory on naboo with mama
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Inquisitors #3 (2024) The Phantom Menace 25th Anniversary variant cover by Chris Sprouse
#roos tarpals#star wars the phantom menace#the phantom menace#star wars#marvel#marvel comics#comics#comic books#star wars comics
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I made a song cover!
It's a cover of Weird Al's famous American Pie parody "The Saga Begins" and sung in the voices of several different Star Wars characters I played in fan projects over the years.
The voices were changed without AI.
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#star wars eu#star wars legends#voice acting#youtube#star wars#ki-adi-mundi#plo koon#kit fisto#durge#alto stratus#fife#jar jar binks#jedi impostor#k'kruhk#yarael poof#oppo rancisis#even piell#tikkes#roos tarpals#captain tarpals#san hill#lushros dofine#captain dofine#vaabesh#brother viscus#j'mikel#song cover#weird al#the saga begins#american pie
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(wait, I can't send asks from alternate blogs? main account it is!)
Hello there! I've become (rightly) enraptured by your re-imagining of Jar Jar and as a big Tarpals head, I was curious to hear your take on the character. In your background info, it says that Jar Jar's banishment was the result of killing for guards, which probably wouldn't go down too well with the Captain of the Guard - but also that Jar Jar defeats Grievous, which might be more up Tarpals's alley 😂
Well there’s a bit of lore around the whole banishment thing. Upon the request of Captain Tarpals and JJ’s mother, Jar Jar was assigned the role of a guard. During a big party Jar Jar is ambushed by four guards who were hired to have the young gungan kidnapped. Out of retaliation, fear and a desperate means of escape JJ used the force to attack his kidnappers which resulted in their accidental deaths. This incident didn’t go unnoticed and Jar Jar was hunted down by the military. Captain Tarpals was the first one to find him, tarpals hugged the young gungan noticing his traumatic state, but jar jar still had to be brought to trial. As Tarpals did some investigation he learns that the guards were hired by a council member. When asked to give his testimony Tarpals was placed on the spot. With his reputation at stake he couldn’t throw all that away for a child that isn’t his. So he threw Jar Jar under the bus, which resulted in JJ’s banishment. Though to be honest JJ was lucky to be banished, as I would imagine murder would have a much severe punishment. Jar Jar wonders if Tarpals has regrets.
As with General Grievous Tarpals still challenges Grievous but when Tarpals was stabbed something just snapped within Jar Jar. His mentor and close friend was about to die and he was going to sit there and let it happen. Not on his watch. So JJ decided to act, stealing two of grievous’ lightsabers he challenges the general in a duel, all in the means to avenge his fallen friend. Grievous mistakes him for a jedi and takes the thrill in killing yet another jedi. Unfortunately for Grievous he underestimates how powerful the dark side can be and he is at JJ’s mercy. JJ would have been prepared to kill Grievous if it wasn’t for Tarpals in his dying breath begging Jar Jar to stop. Being snapped out of his rage JJ allows Grievous to live. Padme saw the battle from far away and agreed to keep quiet for JJ’s own safety. In conclusion Tarpals still attacked Grievous, Jar Jar joined in and finished the fight. Neither of them got avenged.
I hope that answers your curiosity.
#q&a#star wars#jar jar binks#general grievous#captain tarpals#roos tarpals#sorry I went overboard I have a habit of lore dumping
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What the —
STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 02:03:37
#Star Wars#Episode I#The Phantom Menace#Naboo#Great Grass Plains#Battle of Naboo#Battle of the Great Grass Plains#Jar Jar Binks#general command storage#unidentified battle droid#B1 infantry battle droid#receiver assembly casing#standby mode#backpack clamp#Gallo Mountains#unidentified militiagung#unidentified Gungan#AAT#Captain Roos Tarpals#Armored Assault Tank Mk I
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Jar Jar's freaking out meanwhile the general's just like "well shit. Guess we gotta deal with this asshole"
Also I know, I know Grevious is legitimately scary when you're not behind a screen fully remembering him scuttling about like an evil crab to avoid Obi-Wan, but I CANNOT take him growling seriously all I can think is " the asshole cyborg's trying to look scary huh?"
#jar jar binks#general tarpals#general grievous#gungans#I'm also so pissed that that didn't work#i know it couldn't work grevious has the ultimate plot armor of being alive in the movies but#ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#why was dooku even on the fucking planet???#partly its because 'not die sacrifice' was a hell of a line it hit a lot harder than i'd expect from a character we barely see#but also can you imagine how angry grevious was to get taken out by the gungans#clone wars#screenshots
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Captain Tarpals
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Storms and Urge
Padme Amidala opened her office door, and tried to show only the smile as her reaction to her junior partner, Representative Binks.
They’d been working together for two years, now, and it was… still an experience.
“Oh, heyo there Senator!” Jar Jar said, waving, and trying to hide something behind his back. “How has yousa been?”
“The Senate is… the same as always,” Padme replied. “What are you trying to hide, Jar Jar?”
Jar Jar looked surprised. “Yousa think mesa is tryin’ to hide something?”
“I could tell by your awkward pose,” Padme replied, with a smile. “And the way the thing you’re trying to hide is almost as big as you are.”
“Aww…” Jar Jar said, then sighed and turned around. “Mesa got yousa some new guard animals!”
Sure enough, the thing Jar Jar had been carrying was a pet carrier, containing two sleepy-looking canines which each looked like they weighed about twenty pounds.
“Theysa still little!” Jar Jar declared. “Mesa accompanied some gungs on a big journey to a planet with lotsa weird plants, theysa had plenty of metal in theirsa trunks. And some of these guys got hurt, an’ the big ones are bombad nasty! But the little ones seemed nice to mesa, and they didn’t have parents no more, and… mesa thought… it’d be nice?”
The gungan’s voice got more nervous with every word as he got to the end of his explanation, and Padme looked at the canines before turning back to Jar Jar.
He was doing better puppy eyes than the actual canines.
“All right,” she said. “We’ll try them out here in the office suite, but if they become too difficult to manage we’ll have to sort out another home for them.”
“Okey-dokey!” Jar Jar said, nodding firmly.
He followed her into the suite, putting down the carrier on the floor, then opened it and took out one of the canines.
Despite his words about the adults being nasty, this one certainly seemed more sleepy than anything, yawning and flicking a short tail before padding over to the nearest couch and inspecting it.
Then it jumped up onto the couch, turned around in a circle, and sat.
“It’s a good thing we have plenty of chairs,” Padme chuckled. “Do you know what they eat?”
“Theysa liked fish,” Jar Jar provided. “An’ Tarpals helped mesa train them in house!”
That took a moment for Padme to parse, and she offered her hand to the other canine to sniff.
It made a sort of buzzing noise, tail waving, and Padme frowned.
“...what’s up with their tails?” she asked. “That doesn’t look natural.”
“Mesa thinks… they got hurt in the fightin’?” Jar Jar said, uncertainly. “Mesa is not sure, though.”
“Well, we’ll see how they work out,” Padme declared. “I’m sure training some feral predators from an unknown world will be a nice respite from dealing with the Senate.”
Some hours later, Padme was most of the way through the data work, and one of the young canines was snoozing next to her chair.
She wasn’t really sure if they were just sleepy or actively nocturnal, and if the latter was true then there might be a more serious problem keeping them occupied. But Jar Jar had certainly seemed proud of himself, and if she was going to reject the little creatures she wanted to have a solid reason at the very least.
Then the canine next to her rolled upright, and began growling. A similar growl came from elsewhere in the office, and Padme frowned.
“Captain Typho?” she asked, reaching for her comlink. “Is there anything wrong?”
“Nothing at the moment, Senator,” the captain of her security services replied. “The Chancellor’s just arriving for his meeting. I’ve cleared him already.”
The door to the office opened a moment later, and Chancellor Palpatine stepped through.
“Senator, I’m glad to-” he began, and both canines’ claws skittered against the floor of the office as they lunged. The sudden burst of speed completely caught Padme by surprise, while Jar Jar let out a yelp of pain that suggested he’d just been used as a launchpad.
“Stop!” Padme tried to order, even knowing there was no way the canines would respond to her voice instructions this early – knowing that only tone of voice could possibly stop them from attacking the Chancellor.
It didn’t.
One of them tried to bite Palpatine’s knees off, the other sprang towards his hand, and the Chancellor waved his arm to fling the one who’d attacked his hand against a window-
-Padme stared.
He’d done it without actually touching the canine? Was he a Jedi?
The second canine bounced off the window, rolled and pounced again, this time going for the Chancellor’s throat, and his hand dipped into his robes before bringing out a lightsaber. It flashed ruby-red as he swung it – only for the first canine to bite his wrist extremely hard, forcing the ‘saber to drop from suddenly-nerveless fingers.
“Get off me, you pests!” Palpatine shouted, his voice full of an anger Padme had never heard from him before, and lightning fizzed out to strike one of the canines. It actually endured being struck by lightning quite well, and a second afterwards the other one tore Palpatine’s throat out.
The Chancellor collapsed, looking quite surprised, and both canines abruptly stopped attacking and began wagging their tails.
Then, while Padme was still staring, the Chancellor exploded.
“...must have been a Sith,” Mace Windu said. “It’s the only explanation.”
He glanced at the pair of somewhat battered canines, trying extremely hard to escape from their carrier and savage him. “These little animals must react strongly to the Force.”
“Mesa had no idea!” Jar Jar said, trying extremely hard to hold on to the carrier. “Mesa did not mean for this to happen!”
“You exposed a Sith by accident?” Mace asked, sounding amused.
Padme was thinking hard.
“The other Sith, the one that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan fought,” she said. “He was working with the Trade Federation, wasn’t he? During the Naboo crisis, he was on Tatooine and then he was blocking us…”
“I see the direction of your thoughts,” Mace replied. “If the whole Naboo crisis was caused by the Sith, then the goal may never have been about your planet at all. The goal may have been to raise Palpatine to the position of Chancellor, through sympathy for your planet’s plight.”
“Hesa very big-nasty,” Jar Jar summarized. “Mesa not sorry about what happened to himsa any more.”
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Woahhhhh this is so cool i hope it has ahsoka and luke skywalker and princess leia and lando calrissian and wicket the ewok and general thrawn and chewbaccas son lumpy and that twink from the video game and ezra bridger and rebel friend and ig-88 and and gonk droid and mara jade and pk droid and dexter jetster and luuke and at-st and darth maul and palpatines clone and yaddle and hem dazon and savage oppress and the dianoga and biggs darklighter and ben solo and beverly crusher and captain tarpals and doctor aphra and arnold rimmer and lama su and pit droid and bossk and bariss ofee and jaxxon the rabbit and mallatobuck and
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Cal Kestis
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First impression: A lost baby Jedi all on his own during the height of the Empire? Fuck, I'm gonna get so fucking attached to you.
Impression now: I've only had Cal Kestis for one day and if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Favorite moment: I haven't been able to play Survivor yet :(
One of my favorite moments in Fallen Order is when he finally has the opportunity to properly speak with Merrin and he immediately sympathizes with her loss. I was really touched by how kind and respectful he was despite her many attempts to kill or maim him. His emotional maturity is one of the main reasons I love him so much.
That and his Force vision/confrontation with his former Master Tarpal. Seeing him accept his trauma and finally realize his Master's death was never his fault-he was a literal child!-fuck, that got to me. That scene had me sobbing so hard I had to pause the game to take a break.
Idea for a story: *cries in endless WIPs*
Favorite relationship: I love Cal's interactions with BD-1 and the Mantis Crew so much. I'm absolutely delighted he's no longer alone. And the fact that he's most likely the first Jedi to genuinely befriend a Nightsister tickles me to no end. I love Merrin so much, guys.
Favorite headcanon: Again, huge sucker for headcanons/AUs where Cal ends up as Obi-Wan's second padawan. Idk he has enough gremlin energy to fit right alongside the Disaster Trio imo pfffttt
Oh, and him being from Stewjon, too. Since, you know, gingers are apparently so rare in SW they might as well all be from Space Scotland XD
#ask game#character ask game#sw#cal kestis#fallen order#jedi fallen order#he is my son and i will die for him#y'all don't understand#how fucking insane i am about cal#i haven't talked about or shown you guys#all of my art and AUs#but trust me#it's a LOT#dreamer queue
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My own idea about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's new life in the alternate universe caused accidentally by Sig. Both Jinn and Kenobi are the Fathers of the Nightbrothers of Dathomir, planet bathed in the light side of the Force unlike the canon one. This place is where that universe bacta came from too. The Nightbrothers here are basically druids, using the Force for its healing proprieties and willing to help the ones in need, and passionate about scholarship and studies.
Both Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are married, and gracefully they're helping other Force-sentitive ones who aren't Jedi but with a huge connection with the sense of life, to train in antique arcane healing magic. Their students are Orson Krennic, Savage Opress, Poe Dameron, Jango Fett, Zam Wesell, Gungan Tarpals (Jar Jar's good brother), Chirrut Îmwe, Armitage Hux, Chewbacca, Owen Lars, among others. Thrawn is also part of the group as their cook who enjoys preparing any new recipe each day. They used to help the Jedi side by side until the Empire slaughter almost all the Order and the Nightbrothers had to escape to Dathomir and never leaving the planet ever again to prevent the Empire to kill them. But they'll always help anyone who lands there in case someone needs anything they could provide.
#star wars#sw#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#quiobi#lego star wars#lego star wars rebuild the galaxy#rebuild the galaxy
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Happy 60th Birthday Steve Spiers - original Tarpy Tarp man 🎂🎉
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Jar-Jar the Hunter, part 1
Hunter Jar-Jar
I used this translator for Jar Jar: https://funtranslations.com/gungan
This was supposed to be a simple negotiation mission. He would tell the Trade Federation that the Chalancer commanded them to end the blockade, and he would work with the queen to set up something so the Federation wouldn’t feel like they didn’t get anything and as such get bitter, and everyone would go home without getting hurt.
Now Qui-Gon was running for his life away from a droid transport through a swampy landscape where one wrong footstep would land him with a twisted ankle or worse. If the force wasn’t guiding his movements, he would have already-
“NEB!”
Qui-Gon suddenly found himself pulled flat to the ground, being held flat by an unfamiliar body.
“Stay flat as it passes.”
Qui-Gon finally figured out what was going on as he felt the craft hover over the both of them. for several seconds he held his breath as the shadow engulfed them. Eventually, he felt daylight again and the person who had saved him got off him.
“What was dat do hair?”
Qui-Gon got his first look at his rescuer. It was a Gungan with a small satchel on his side. His entire body was covered in mud, leaves, and twigs strategically placed to help him hide in the undergrowth of the swamp.
“It’s part of an invasion force the Trade Federation has sent to take control of the planet.”
The Gugan looked at Qui-Gon in shock as he then started to walk away. The Gungan then decided to chase after him.
“Hay wait! Where are yousa goen? What did yousa mean by dha invasion of dha planet?”
“In order, to find my padawan Obi-Wan, and the Trade Federation has decided to try and take over the planet for reasons I am not sure of.
“Also, thanks for saving me.”
“nosa problem. Mesa jar-jar binks, hunter, guard, and someone who will be fight against dha invaders as soon as mesa can gather more fighters and a plan.”
“That is good to hear, but before you do that do you think you can help me get to Thebes so I can talk to Queen Amedala? The Federation would go after her to use her as a hostage.”
As Jar-Jar was about to respond, Obi-Wan ran into view being chased by two STAPs firing on him.
“NEB!”
Jar-Jar shoved Qui-Gon down as he pulled out a glowing purple and blue ball he then threw it at the STAP, hitting the pilot and taking it out of the fight. Qui-Gon then leaped up before igniting his lightsaber and deflected the blaster fire from the second back at it.
As Obi-Wan caught his breath, Jar-Jar looked at Qui-Gon in a new light.
“Looks like yousa didn’t need mesa hep with disa after all. Sorry about shov yousa neb.”
Qui-Gon deactivated his lightsaber before stowing it away. “It quite all right.”
“Who’s this?”
Jar-Jar and Qui-Gon turned toward Obi-Wan. “A local that saved me from a transport and you from a STAP.”
Qui-Gon then turned towards Jar-Jar. “We need to get out of here before more droids show up. Do you know somewhere we could hide until we can arrange transport to Thebes?”
Jar-Jar smiled. “How about somewhere wesa can hide and get transport todhabes? Gungan city is a hidden city.”
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan both smiled at their new friend. “That sounds great. Can you take us there?”
Jar-Jar nodded. “mesa have to gos back and report disa to dha bosses anyway. Mesa can take yousa with mesa.”
At the city
“so good be home!”
As Jar-Jar basked in the bio-luminescent lighting of his birthplace, he failed to notice the number of civilians gasping and backing away from him and his companions. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan did notice, however, and were worried.
As the three walked further into the entryway, Jar-Jar began to realize the panic slowly settling in. Seconds later a mounted Gungan guard rode up and leveled his electro-pole at them.
“Hey, yousa. Sropa dare!”
Jar-Jar snapped off a quick salute to the man.
“Cap’n Tarpals. Mesa br word of an invasion of battle mackankeeks to dha surface. These duey with mesa are enemies of them-sa.”
Tarpals just looked at Jar-Jar for several seconds before sighing.
“This isn’t good, Jar-Jar. Yousa goen tada bosses.”
Jar-Jar just shrugged. “mesa was plann to head over todham-sa anyway. Lead dha way.”
Jar-Jar’s report
Jar-Jar stood before the Bosses with the Jedi flanking him. Boss Nass clicked his tongue at them.
“Desa cannot bees hair Jar-Jar. Dis army of mackineeks up dare is new weesong.”
“Boss nass, dha mackaneek army is about to attack dha naboo. Wesa have to strike them-sa now while their back is turned and before desa know wesa hair.”
“Wesa no like da Naboo.” He then clicked his tongue again. “Da Naboo tink day so smarty. Day tink day drains so big.”
Obi-Wan then stepped forward. “Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.”
“Hesa’s right. Plenty of naboo know wesa exist, and several suspect wesa have hidden communities. It won’t take longo for dha mackankeeks to learn about dat and then start look for us.”
Nass just scoffed at Jar-Jar. “Yous time on dha surface has made yousa paranoid. Mesa will not put gungan lives on dha line for dha Naboo.”
“Than speed us on our way.”
Jar-Jar turned to him. “Mesa have a bongo wesa can use. If yousa’re will to carry some satchels of boomas into dha city with yousa, mesa can take yousa through dha planet’s core.”
Boss Nass started laughing at them.
“Yousa would be will to take dat route? Gos ahead, see if anyone will follow.”
Jar-Jar and the Jedi bowed before departing, Jar-Jar scowling all the way.
Bongo
The Bongo swam out of the city, with Jar-Jar behind the wheel. They descended deep into the water-filled caverns that honeycombed the planet.
“Dis is nutsen. How can dha boss be so unwill to hep dha nabo despite dha clear and present danger dha threat poses?”
Qui-Gon just sighed. “I’ve seen this before. He is so sure of his and his people’s superiority to the Nabo that the idea of anything being a threat to them also being a threat to him is laughable. I hate to say it, but there are probably several in Thebes that would do the same thing if the Trade Federation launched this attack on the Gungan first.”
Jar-Jar shot Qui-Gon a look before sighing.
“Mesa hate to spake it, but mesa agree with yousa. It isn’t even just dha boss. Mesa tried contact other hunters while wesa were wait for dha boss to see us, and none of them-sa were will to do anyth against dha mackankeeks.”
At that moment, the ship lurched as a large tongue attached itself to the back of the craft. It then reeled them in before closing its mouth on their ship.
“Ah! Big gooberfish! Huge-o teeth!”
They were carried around a little before another fish came around and took a bite out of the gooberfish. This let them escape.
“There’s always a bigger fish.”
Jar-Jar just nodded. “dat’s right, and dha reason mesa will to see dha mackankeeks as a threat. Mesa have seen too many apex predators get taken neb to believe dat anyone is truly untouchable.”
They continued to travel through the caverns, lit only by the lights of the craft and the bio-luminesces of the sea creatures around them. Eventually, the ships began to beep at them repeatedly.
“wesa’re los power.”
As Jar-Jar began to set down the craft, Obi-Wan began to open a panel and fiddled with the wires in it. Jar-Jar then slapped away his hand.
“what do yousa think yousa’re do?”
“I’m trying to get the ship working again.”
Jar-Jar shook his head before starting on it himself. “yousa have never been to naboo before?”
Obi-Wan nodded.
“so yousa have never seen or worked on any gungan technology before?”
Obi-Wan nodded again.
“Then how can yousa know how to fix someth if yousa have never worked on it before?”
“Despite the multitude of differences, lots of technologies work on the same underlying principles. You’d be surprised how similar they are deep down once you get to know and understand them.”
Jar-Jar stopped working for a moment to give Obi-Wan a look before he continued working.” As mui as mesa enjoy dha philosophical connection, let’s let dha person who owns and operates disa craft be dha una to get it paddlewompy again. Okeeday?”
With that, the headlight came on and revealed a large, albino fish in front of them.
“Ah! Monsters back!”
With that, Jar-Jar floored it and swam away as fast as his craft could carry them. eventually heading towards another, larger sea monster and leaving the two to fight it out.
Eventually, the Bongo surfaced in a lake in Thebes and pulled up to a dock.
“Mmm, dis’n loverly.”
With that, the three got out of the ship and headed into the city.
The first thing they noticed was how deserted the streets near them were. The second thing was the thumping of dozens of metal feet marching in time. As they looked out from behind a corner, they saw a large number of battle droids escorting captives to an unknown location.
“We’re too late! The droid army is already here.”
Qui-Gon nodded before signaling all of them to fall back.
“We can still save the queen and members of the government. If we can get them to Corosent, they can convince the Senate to take action and force the Trade Federation to end this.”
Jar-Jar looked at Qui-Gon skeptically. “Do yousa think dat will work?”
Qui-Gon just shrugged. “Do you have a better idea to get rid of them with our current resources?”
Jar-Jar just shook his head. “Do yousa think dat will work?”
With that, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan took the lead. Neither had ever been to the city before, but the Force guided them through the twisted streets. They had to hide several times from the droids, but they eventually made it to a bridge overlooking the Queen, the Prime Minister, the handmaidens, and her guards being escorted by eight battle droids.
Jar-Jar pulled out his bag and revealed several glowing orbs in it.
“Wesa each have a dozen booma. How many do yousa think yousa can take out?”
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan looked at each other before nodding.
“We will deal with the six closest to us, you take out the two at the back.”
Jar-Jar nodded before grabbing two and holding them.
“As soon as yousa start fight, mesa’ll start throw.”
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon then pulled out their lightsaber and jumped out the window, igniting them as they hit the ground. As they each dispatched the two in the front, Jar-Jar threw his two Booma in quick succession at the ones in the back. Before anyone knew what was happening, all the droids were down.
Two more rounded the corner, attracted by the noise, and were quickly taken out by a force push from Qui-Gon.
“We should leave the street, Your Highness.”
In the hangar.
As the group looked on at the large number of droids guarding the pilots and crew, Jar-Jar was looking at his collection of bomma.
“Hay qui-gon, remember how yousa moved dha mackankeeks without touch them-sa?”
Qui-Gon looked at Jar-Jar in confusion.
“Yes, it was a simple application of the Force.”
He then set his bag of Booma’s on the ground with the flap open.
“How many can yousa do dat too, how far can yousa throw them-sa, and how accurate are yousa?”
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan just looked at the bag before smiling, placing their bags open next to his.
“I love the way you think Jar-Jar.”
Obi-Wan took out his lightsaber. “I’ll draw their attention to make them bunch up. You take them down with those.”
Qui-Gon looked like he was about to object, but decided that it was the best plan they had.
“All right, but if you get overwhelmed, we’re scrapping this plan and doing it the old-fashioned way.”
Obi-Wan nodded before running out into the entrance of the hanger.
“Hay droids!” He then ignited his lightsaber. “Come and get me!”
The two dozen battle droids in the hanger moved to open fire upon him, with eight staying around the captured guards.
While this was happening, Qui-Gon was using the Force to levitate the boomas into the air and lining them up with the opening in the door.
“Duck!”
With that word, Obi-Wan fell to the ground while Qui-Gon sent the boomas hurtling through the air at the battle droids. In seconds, they were all taken out with no casualties on their side.
Obi-Wan jumped to his feet and looked at the pilots.
“We’re leaving the planet. If you’re coming with us, get on. If not, pick up one of the blasters and get to safety.”
Most of them ran onto the ship, but several ran out of the hangar as the Queen's group boarded the ship.
“Are you coming with us Jar-Jar?”
He nodded. “If dha queen maken it to dha senate, shesa can end dha occupation before desa get to mesa home. Una more guard with her will be worth more than una more soldier hair.”
With that, they boarded the ship and flew into the sky.
I always liked Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace, but I will admit they could have done more with him. Here, I decided to make him a hunter and guard. This doesn’t change much, but it does change things.
There will be a part two. For that, I am going to assume that the rest of the movie will play out exactly as normal until they return to Naboo again.
I decided for my New Year's Resolution to do one fanfic chapter a week for all of 2024. Who knows how long I can keep this up, but next week's fanfic chapter is up on my Patreon. This is also being posted on Fanfic.com, AO3, and Tumbler.
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That’s my controversial starwars political opinion. Roos Tarpals should have represented Naboo. He lived and died for Naboo and the republic!!
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I respect you pass in Jar Jar (I pass too, I need some... some things in the head). But Roos Tarpals? Smash!
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