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[captobiotech]

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[star-wars-comics]

Inquisitors #3 (2024) The Phantom Menace 25th Anniversary variant cover by Chris Sprouse

[auditect]

I made a song cover!

It's a cover of Weird Al's famous American Pie parody "The Saga Begins" and sung in the voices of several different Star Wars characters I played in fan projects over the years.

The voices were changed without AI.

[diazuk-legacy]

(wait, I can't send asks from alternate blogs? main account it is!)

Hello there! I've become (rightly) enraptured by your re-imagining of Jar Jar and as a big Tarpals head, I was curious to hear your take on the character. In your background info, it says that Jar Jar's banishment was the result of killing for guards, which probably wouldn't go down too well with the Captain of the Guard - but also that Jar Jar defeats Grievous, which might be more up Tarpals's alley 😂

Well there’s a bit of lore around the whole banishment thing. Upon the request of Captain Tarpals and JJ’s mother, Jar Jar was assigned the role of a guard. During a big party Jar Jar is ambushed by four guards who were hired to have the young gungan kidnapped. Out of retaliation, fear and a desperate means of escape JJ used the force to attack his kidnappers which resulted in their accidental deaths. This incident didn’t go unnoticed and Jar Jar was hunted down by the military. Captain Tarpals was the first one to find him, tarpals hugged the young gungan noticing his traumatic state, but jar jar still had to be brought to trial. As Tarpals did some investigation he learns that the guards were hired by a council member. When asked to give his testimony Tarpals was placed on the spot. With his reputation at stake he couldn’t throw all that away for a child that isn’t his. So he threw Jar Jar under the bus, which resulted in JJ’s banishment. Though to be honest JJ was lucky to be banished, as I would imagine murder would have a much severe punishment. Jar Jar wonders if Tarpals has regrets.

As with General Grievous Tarpals still challenges Grievous but when Tarpals was stabbed something just snapped within Jar Jar. His mentor and close friend was about to die and he was going to sit there and let it happen. Not on his watch. So JJ decided to act, stealing two of grievous’ lightsabers he challenges the general in a duel, all in the means to avenge his fallen friend. Grievous mistakes him for a jedi and takes the thrill in killing yet another jedi. Unfortunately for Grievous he underestimates how powerful the dark side can be and he is at JJ’s mercy. JJ would have been prepared to kill Grievous if it wasn’t for Tarpals in his dying breath begging Jar Jar to stop. Being snapped out of his rage JJ allows Grievous to live. Padme saw the battle from far away and agreed to keep quiet for JJ’s own safety. In conclusion Tarpals still attacked Grievous, Jar Jar joined in and finished the fight. Neither of them got avenged.

I hope that answers your curiosity. 

[jarpals]

My take on that Barbie meme 😝

[sw5w]

What the —

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 02:03:37

[somestorythoughts]

Jar Jar's freaking out meanwhile the general's just like "well shit. Guess we gotta deal with this asshole"

Also I know, I know Grevious is legitimately scary when you're not behind a screen fully remembering him scuttling about like an evil crab to avoid Obi-Wan, but I CANNOT take him growling seriously all I can think is " the asshole cyborg's trying to look scary huh?"

[unforeseen-idiot]

Gungans are cool

I feel like every major Star Wars fan has some little things they just love. With a world that big and expansive it just makes sense. And for me it’s the Gungans. These amphibians jus have a really cool world, with the underwater cities, energy based weapons, and cool varying designs. Fine Jar-Jar was stupid I admit that, but I’ve always loved Boss Nass and his sheer power and strange mannerisms. Plus Captain Tarpals was awesome. I would have really liked to see more of this race and maybe what their culture could have been beyond just military.

[stitchpunk1]

In honor of May 4th I wanted to share a Star Wars fan kid I’ve been milling around in my mind.

Her name is Rew Binks and is a descendant of Jar Jar Binks and Roos Tarpals. While a baby she was orphaned and found by Luke and Din who adopted her. She is force sensitive but not as good with it as her father, big brother grogu or big sister Rey. She ADORES her Aunt Leia and also loves to torture her cousin Kylo with her brother. It’s a tradition that me and musekicker watch the Life Day rifftrax and from that came the fact when they go there for life day she is TERRIFIED of Chewies dad Itchy. Her speech is also different than others of her race sense she was raised by humans she didn’t use the dialect others would use.

Like I said I’m still working on her but this is what I got so far.

[saphronethaleph]

Storms and Urge

Padme Amidala opened her office door, and tried to show only the smile as her reaction to her junior partner, Representative Binks.

They’d been working together for two years, now, and it was… still an experience.

“Oh, heyo there Senator!” Jar Jar said, waving, and trying to hide something behind his back. “How has yousa been?”

“The Senate is… the same as always,” Padme replied. “What are you trying to hide, Jar Jar?”

Jar Jar looked surprised. “Yousa think mesa is tryin’ to hide something?”

“I could tell by your awkward pose,” Padme replied, with a smile. “And the way the thing you’re trying to hide is almost as big as you are.”

“Aww…” Jar Jar said, then sighed and turned around. “Mesa got yousa some new guard animals!”

Sure enough, the thing Jar Jar had been carrying was a pet carrier, containing two sleepy-looking canines which each looked like they weighed about twenty pounds.

“Theysa still little!” Jar Jar declared. “Mesa accompanied some gungs on a big journey to a planet with lotsa weird plants, theysa had plenty of metal in theirsa trunks. And some of these guys got hurt, an’ the big ones are bombad nasty! But the little ones seemed nice to mesa, and they didn’t have parents no more, and… mesa thought… it’d be nice?”

The gungan’s voice got more nervous with every word as he got to the end of his explanation, and Padme looked at the canines before turning back to Jar Jar.

He was doing better puppy eyes than the actual canines.

“All right,” she said. “We’ll try them out here in the office suite, but if they become too difficult to manage we’ll have to sort out another home for them.”

“Okey-dokey!” Jar Jar said, nodding firmly.

He followed her into the suite, putting down the carrier on the floor, then opened it and took out one of the canines.

Despite his words about the adults being nasty, this one certainly seemed more sleepy than anything, yawning and flicking a short tail before padding over to the nearest couch and inspecting it.

Then it jumped up onto the couch, turned around in a circle, and sat.

“It’s a good thing we have plenty of chairs,” Padme chuckled. “Do you know what they eat?”

“Theysa liked fish,” Jar Jar provided. “An’ Tarpals helped mesa train them in house!”

That took a moment for Padme to parse, and she offered her hand to the other canine to sniff.

It made a sort of buzzing noise, tail waving, and Padme frowned.

“...what’s up with their tails?” she asked. “That doesn’t look natural.”

“Mesa thinks… they got hurt in the fightin’?” Jar Jar said, uncertainly. “Mesa is not sure, though.”

“Well, we’ll see how they work out,” Padme declared. “I’m sure training some feral predators from an unknown world will be a nice respite from dealing with the Senate.”

Some hours later, Padme was most of the way through the data work, and one of the young canines was snoozing next to her chair.

She wasn’t really sure if they were just sleepy or actively nocturnal, and if the latter was true then there might be a more serious problem keeping them occupied. But Jar Jar had certainly seemed proud of himself, and if she was going to reject the little creatures she wanted to have a solid reason at the very least.

Then the canine next to her rolled upright, and began growling. A similar growl came from elsewhere in the office, and Padme frowned.

“Captain Typho?” she asked, reaching for her comlink. “Is there anything wrong?”

“Nothing at the moment, Senator,” the captain of her security services replied. “The Chancellor’s just arriving for his meeting. I’ve cleared him already.”

The door to the office opened a moment later, and Chancellor Palpatine stepped through.

“Senator, I’m glad to-” he began, and both canines’ claws skittered against the floor of the office as they lunged. The sudden burst of speed completely caught Padme by surprise, while Jar Jar let out a yelp of pain that suggested he’d just been used as a launchpad.

“Stop!” Padme tried to order, even knowing there was no way the canines would respond to her voice instructions this early – knowing that only tone of voice could possibly stop them from attacking the Chancellor.

It didn’t.

One of them tried to bite Palpatine’s knees off, the other sprang towards his hand, and the Chancellor waved his arm to fling the one who’d attacked his hand against a window-

-Padme stared.

He’d done it without actually touching the canine? Was he a Jedi?

The second canine bounced off the window, rolled and pounced again, this time going for the Chancellor’s throat, and his hand dipped into his robes before bringing out a lightsaber. It flashed ruby-red as he swung it – only for the first canine to bite his wrist extremely hard, forcing the ‘saber to drop from suddenly-nerveless fingers.

“Get off me, you pests!” Palpatine shouted, his voice full of an anger Padme had never heard from him before, and lightning fizzed out to strike one of the canines. It actually endured being struck by lightning quite well, and a second afterwards the other one tore Palpatine’s throat out.

The Chancellor collapsed, looking quite surprised, and both canines abruptly stopped attacking and began wagging their tails.

Then, while Padme was still staring, the Chancellor exploded.

“...must have been a Sith,” Mace Windu said. “It’s the only explanation.”

He glanced at the pair of somewhat battered canines, trying extremely hard to escape from their carrier and savage him. “These little animals must react strongly to the Force.”

“Mesa had no idea!” Jar Jar said, trying extremely hard to hold on to the carrier. “Mesa did not mean for this to happen!”

“You exposed a Sith by accident?” Mace asked, sounding amused.

Padme was thinking hard.

“The other Sith, the one that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan fought,” she said. “He was working with the Trade Federation, wasn’t he? During the Naboo crisis, he was on Tatooine and then he was blocking us…”

“I see the direction of your thoughts,” Mace replied. “If the whole Naboo crisis was caused by the Sith, then the goal may never have been about your planet at all. The goal may have been to raise Palpatine to the position of Chancellor, through sympathy for your planet’s plight.”

“Hesa very big-nasty,” Jar Jar summarized. “Mesa not sorry about what happened to himsa any more.”

[voyagerprobe]

Woahhhhh this is so cool i hope it has ahsoka and luke skywalker and princess leia and lando calrissian and wicket the ewok and general thrawn and chewbaccas son lumpy and that twink from the video game and ezra bridger and rebel friend and ig-88 and and gonk droid and mara jade and pk droid and dexter jetster and luuke and at-st and darth maul and palpatines clone and yaddle and hem dazon and savage oppress and the dianoga and biggs darklighter and ben solo and beverly crusher and captain tarpals and doctor aphra and arnold rimmer and lama su and pit droid and bossk and bariss ofee and jaxxon the rabbit and mallatobuck and

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Cal Kestis

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First impression: A lost baby Jedi all on his own during the height of the Empire? Fuck, I'm gonna get so fucking attached to you.

Impression now: I've only had Cal Kestis for one day and if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Favorite moment: I haven't been able to play Survivor yet :(

One of my favorite moments in Fallen Order is when he finally has the opportunity to properly speak with Merrin and he immediately sympathizes with her loss. I was really touched by how kind and respectful he was despite her many attempts to kill or maim him. His emotional maturity is one of the main reasons I love him so much.

That and his Force vision/confrontation with his former Master Tarpal. Seeing him accept his trauma and finally realize his Master's death was never his fault-he was a literal child!-fuck, that got to me. That scene had me sobbing so hard I had to pause the game to take a break.

Idea for a story: *cries in endless WIPs*

Favorite relationship: I love Cal's interactions with BD-1 and the Mantis Crew so much. I'm absolutely delighted he's no longer alone. And the fact that he's most likely the first Jedi to genuinely befriend a Nightsister tickles me to no end. I love Merrin so much, guys.

Favorite headcanon: Again, huge sucker for headcanons/AUs where Cal ends up as Obi-Wan's second padawan. Idk he has enough gremlin energy to fit right alongside the Disaster Trio imo pfffttt

Oh, and him being from Stewjon, too. Since, you know, gingers are apparently so rare in SW they might as well all be from Space Scotland XD

[qo-promise-me]

My own idea about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's new life in the alternate universe caused accidentally by Sig. Both Jinn and Kenobi are the Fathers of the Nightbrothers of Dathomir, planet bathed in the light side of the Force unlike the canon one. This place is where that universe bacta came from too. The Nightbrothers here are basically druids, using the Force for its healing proprieties and willing to help the ones in need, and passionate about scholarship and studies.

Both Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are married, and gracefully they're helping other Force-sentitive ones who aren't Jedi but with a huge connection with the sense of life, to train in antique arcane healing magic. Their students are Orson Krennic, Savage Opress, Poe Dameron, Jango Fett, Zam Wesell, Gungan Tarpals (Jar Jar's good brother), Chirrut Îmwe, Armitage Hux, Chewbacca, Owen Lars, among others. Thrawn is also part of the group as their cook who enjoys preparing any new recipe each day. They used to help the Jedi side by side until the Empire slaughter almost all the Order and the Nightbrothers had to escape to Dathomir and never leaving the planet ever again to prevent the Empire to kill them. But they'll always help anyone who lands there in case someone needs anything they could provide.

[stagbeetleboy]

That’s my controversial starwars political opinion. Roos Tarpals should have represented Naboo. He lived and died for Naboo and the republic!!

[justanothercalamity]

@littlebitofadaydream and I made a similar observation when we rewatched TPM a while back, which led to us briefly wondering what the movie would've been like if Jar Jar didn't exist and Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan encountered Roos Tarpals instead

Done rewatching phantom menace & my fav thing about Jar Jar Binks is that none of the other gungans are like that

[jarpals]

When you don’t make the Wookiepedia LGBTQ+ list

Unlike GRAND MOFF TARKIN!! Let’s hear it for 🌈RAINBOW IMPERIALISM🌈

Superimpose the pride flag over the Death Star, woohoo!