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the polyamory moral panic that happens in the 2040s is gonna be crazy

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tiny death roll

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i should come out tonight but i haven't got a stitch to wear

morrissey if he was gay: if a ten inch cock fucked the both of us

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morrissey if he was gay: if a ten inch cock fucked the both of us

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it is with no pleasure that i admit that airpods probably work better with a mask than wired headphones

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most people don't even find men generally annoying...

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i feel as certain about franz kafka as i do about kurt cobain

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they need to make an HRT that gives you hard, chitenous plates all over your body that slide easily and comfortably over each other like well-made plate armor.

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i hawk my tuah every morning

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my theory is if i send a text message to somebody they'll kill me

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Have you ever put ice cubes on your shoes? It would change your life!

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im gonna get a good grade in birdwatching

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I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

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MAD TUNESMITH BITES BULLET

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The Doctor: in pain from just having a tooth removed with no anaesthetic

Steven and Dodo:

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when you ask if there are trans women at the function and you get that tme stare