#taron egerton one shot

[storiesforallfandoms]

something about a man in uniform ~ ethan kopek;carry-on

word count: 2122

request?: no

description: in which nothing turns her on more than seeing her boyfriend in his uniform

pairing: ethan kopek x female!reader

warnings: swearing, smut (dom!ethan, face fucking, a lil rough, praise, lil bit of a breeding kink), FULLY just porn without a plot because my brain chemistry changed after seeing taron in carry-on

masterlist (one, two, three)

It was so late you were struggling to keep your eyes open when the front door opened and slammed shut. You sat up, trying to wake yourself up enough to greet your boyfriend. He came around the corner and let out a heavy sigh, throwing his bag onto the floor.

"Welcome home," you said, sleepily.

"Sorry I'm so late getting home," he sighed. "We had an issue in my line and Sarkowski made me stay till it was figured out."

"What happened?"

Your eyes followed Ethan's hands as he started to unbutton his uniform shirt. Suddenly, you were very awake.

"Some idiot with a huge bottle of sunscreen in his carry on got flagged. When I went to do a search of his bag, he starts freaking out. Causes a huge scene and has to be detained. Since it was my line, Sarkowski made me be there for his whole interrogation and shit. The guy refused to cooperate, so we were there for hours until we finally found out it was just a stupid sunscreen bottle."

Ethan had been pacing while he talked. He had finished unbuttoning his shirt, now letting it hang open with his black under shirt on display. He stopped pacing when he noticed your silence. He thought maybe you had fallen asleep, but instead when he turned to look at you, he found you staring. It was like you were hypnotized, staring blankly at him; at his body.

He smirked then moved to stand directly in front of you. He put his fingers against your chin, tilting your head to look up at him. "Like what you see?"

You blinked out of your daze. Heat from embarrassment crept up your face. "Sorry. I was...distracted."

"Yeah. I noticed. What's got you so distracted?"

You swallowed. You weren't exactly sure how to tell him that seeing him in uniform turned you on.

You weren't the only person in the world who found uniforms attractive. That was definitely an an uncommon thing. There was just something slightly embarrassing to you about having to admit to your own boyfriend that seeing him in his work uniform really turned you on. No matter how often you saw it, every time Ethan would pull on his blue TSA shirt and tuck it into his dress pants, you'd feel a tingling sensation between your legs.

When you took too long to answer, Ethan leaned over you. He put his hands on the back of the couch, on either side of your body. You were trapped, no choice but to look in his eyes.

"Do you like seeing me in my uniform, pretty girl?" he asked.

You were at a loss for words, so you just nodded. At the same time, Ethan shook his head. "No, no. Use your words, pretty girl."

"Y-yes," you managed.

"Yes, what?"

"Yes, I like seeing you in your uniform."

He was still smirking. "Good girl."

Before your brain had much time to grasp (or rather, short circuit because of) that comment, his lips were on yours. He was kissing you with a kind of passion and hunger that lit a fire in you. It was the kind of kiss that bruised your lips, that lit your body aflame. One of his hands moved to cup your cheek. It was gentle, a juxtaposition to the way he was kissing you.

His hand moved from your face to his belt. He pulled away from the kiss to stand over you again. Your heart was racing as you watched him undo his belt, and then his dress pants. You could see the outline of his dick through his boxers, and he was already rock hard. His hand moved to take yours and placed it against the bulge. You instinctively started palming his length. His head lulled back, a low moan escaping from his lips.

"Don't tease, baby," he said.

There was a bit of a stern tone to Ethan's voice that made you clench your thighs. You had tried some sub-dom scenarios before, which you had really enjoyed, but this was different. This was not a planned moment of dominance. This whole situation was entirely spontaneous (not that you ever planned the times you had sex). And it was so fucking hot.

You slid off the couch onto your knees in front of Ethan. You reached for his boxers, pulling them down to his mid thigh. His cock sprang free, standing at attention for you. You took hold of the base and pumped a few times. You weren't about to tease him, but the moans from him as you stroked his cock were so delicious.

When you wrapped your lips around his tip, his hips immediately bucked forward, shoving himself further down your throat. You knew it wasn't on purpose and he wasn't trying to make you gag or anything, but you still couldn't help but try to move away from him due to the sudden intrusion. To your surprise, Ethan took hold of your hair and pushed you down onto his length again. His hips started moving, not enough to gag you but enough that he was completely fucking your face. You looked up at him through your eyelashes. He was still in his uniform shirt, which somehow turned you on even more. His eyes were closed and his bottom lip was between his teeth, muffled grunts slipping from his mouth.

You could feel your own slick between your legs, pooling in your underwear. You held onto Ethan's thighs, bracing yourself for every inward thrust. Drool was starting to drip down your chin and onto the floor between your legs. You watched Ethan's head tilt down to look at you. His blue eyes met yours, and they were so clouded with lust. He loosened his grip on your hair to move his hand to your face, gently cupping your cheek again.

When he pulled himself out of your mouth, you tried to chase him. He pulled you to your feet instead, hungrily kissing you again. His hands desperately grabbed at you wherever he could, pressing himself as close to you as he could.

"Off," he muttered against your lips, his hands reaching for your pajama top. He broke away from you to pull it up over your head and tossed it somewhere behind him. He gently pushed you down onto the couch, grabbing for your pajama bottoms next. "These too." You lifted your hips so he could pull the bottoms and your underwear off, discarding it with your shirt.

You were left completely bare, trembling under his gaze. He pushed his boxers down and kicked them to the side. You were watching him take off his uniform shirt when he paused and made a gesture for you to turn around.

"On your knees," he commanded.

You did as he said; turning yourself around so you were braced against the back of the couch, perched up on your knees with your ass raised to him. You heard the last of his clothes hit the floor before feeling his presence behind you. You yelped at the quick sting of his hand against one of your ass cheeks, before he was pulling that same ass cheek open. He ran his cock between your wet folds, teasing you. You moaned at the feeling of his hot tip against your clit. You weren't sure how long you'd be able to last through the teasing.

When he finally pushed past your entrance, you almost sighed with relief. He pushed himself into you very slowly, letting you feel every inch of him as he filled you up. You put your head into your arms, moaning at the feeling of him inside of you. Ethan's hand ran up your back and to your hair again. You gasped at the sting of his hand closing around your hair, pulling hard at the strands until your head was tipped back.

"Don't you dare try to be quiet," he growled. "I want to hear how good I make you."

He pulled out just a little, before snapping his hips forward, driving himself back into you. You cried out in pleasure. Ethan decided this was the perfect pace: brutally drilling into you while he still had a hold on your hair. You were nearly bent in half, pushing yourself up from the back of the couch as much as you could. Part of you was concerned about potentially breaking the couch with how roughly Ethan was fucking you, but a bigger part of you didn't care. All you could think about was the feeling of Ethan's cock abusing your g spot.

Your legs soon began to shake, and you felt your orgasm slowly building within you. You tried to tell Ethan that you were close, but any words that came out just sounded like babbling. He pulled you so that your back was flush against his chest, his mouth mere inches from your ear.

"What's that, pretty girl?" he asked.

"C-Close," you managed to get out.

"You're close?" he asked. You nodded. "Do you think you can wait for me, baby? I want to feel you cum on my cock as I fill you with my cum."

You whined in response. You weren't sure if you could wait. Although it wasn't quickly approaching, you didn't think you'd be able to stop yourself when you finally reached your high. You didn't want to wait, either. You were chasing a high you had been working towards the second you saw Ethan's body perfectly framed in that TSA uniform.

"You can do it, baby," he whispered in your ear. "You can wait for me. Wait for me to pump you full of my cum, maybe even plant a baby in there. Would you like that? Would you like it if I put a baby in you, pretty girl?"

You nodded, although you weren't fully comprehending what he was saying. All you could focus on was the feeling of Ethan's body against yours, the feeling of him so deep inside of you, the feeling of his hot breath against your ear, and then his lips on your neck.

Luckily, it didn't take long for Ethan to get close. When he did, he reached between your legs and started to rub circles against your clit. You cried out, both in pleasure and due to the overstimulation. It was enough to tip you over the edge, trembling and moaning, a white hot flash of pleasure ripping through you. Seconds later, you felt Ethan pulse inside of you, coating your walls with his cum. He leaned his head against your shoulder, also shaking as he rode out his high. His hand dropped from your clit and you almost sighed.

Your body quickly fell back into exhaustion. You sleepily slipped out of Ethan's grasp and leaned forward, against the couch. He still had a hold on your hips, but eventually let himself slip out of you. You felt the remnants of him slipping down your thighs. You slowly lowered yourself onto the couch until you were laying down again.

"I guess I should've done this before," you said.

"What do you mean?" Ethan asked.

"Lay down," you responded. "To make sure I didn't let anything run out."

He looked at you in confusion before it dawned on him what you meant. He chuckled a little. "I didn't mean it too literally. I mean, I would like to have a kid with you eventually, and I wouldn't be upset if we found out this is the time it happened, but I don't think I'm completely ready to be a dad yet."

"I won't hold my breath, then."

He chuckled against. He helped you up and to the bathroom so you could take care of the post-sex things, then he helped you to your bed. You settled into the comfortable bedding, laying on your side and curled up a little. Ethan moved behind you, taking you in his arms in the spooning position.

"I didn't go too rough or anything, did I?" he asked.

You shook your head and mumbled a soft, "No."

"Okay. I was a little worried after. I didn't mean to take out my work frustrations on you."

"You can take out any frustrations on me anytime," you mumbled. "But maybe at an earlier hour. I'm exhausted."

He chuckled and kissed your shoulder. "Deal. Goodnight, baby."

"Goodnight."

There was a brief moment of silence where both of you began to drift off to sleep. With your last few seconds of consciousness, you managed to say, "Don't forget to get our clothes from the living room in the morning."

The last thing you heard before you fell asleep was Ethan's laugh.

[pankowcrumbs]

MasterList

Requests: Open

💕Fluff 🌶️Smut 18+

Prompt List and Characters who I write for.

Kit Connor

💕 The Last Box (one shot requested)

You and Kit meet in the most unlikely of places over a box of coco pops.

💕 The call (series)

You meet Kit at a house party in London.

Chapter 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

💕 When the wave hits (one shot requested)

You and Kit watch the Sunset together and get knocked over by a rouge wave.

💕 Let the woman speak (one shot requested)

Kit keeps Stealing the mic in an interview when you are asked questions.

💕 Pillow Fort (one shot requested)

You're having a Movie night with the cast of Heartstopper and it ends in chaos.

💕 Sneezes (one shot requested)

Kit Can't stop sneezing in a serious scene making everyone place bets and giggle.

💕 Sleepy (one shot requested)

You, Joe and William fall asleep and end up in a tangled mess leaving Kit to judge you all.

💕 Skating (one shot requested)

You and Kit go Ice skating with the Cast.

Taron Egerton

💕 Blind Date (series)

you star alongside Taron in a movie.

Chapter 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.

💕 Fame (one shot)

a meet cute on the carpet for Kingsman

Masterlist for Stranger Things Cast and Actors

Masterlist for Outerbanks and Actors

Masterlist for Formula One Drivers (and Ex Drivers)

Masterlist for Members of the Bands 5 Seconds of Summer, One Direction * and The Vamps

*Excluding Liam

Masterlist for Everyone in the Harry Potter Universe

Masterlist for Bridgerton Characters and Actors

ACOTAR Rhysand Cassian Azriel

YUNGBLUD/Dominic harrison

Fourth Wing Xaden Riorson Dain Aetos Ridoc Gamlyn

Asa Butterfield

Lewis Capaldi

Will Poulter

Tom Hardy

Richard Madden

Tom Holland

💕 The Key (One shot requested)

Tom is shit at throwing and its integral to the scene making a hilarious mess up.

Sam Holland

Harry Holland

Paul Mescal

Fred Hechinger

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HII! I was wondering if you write for James Keene from Black Bird?

Hi sweetie! And yes! I will ofc write for James Keene, if you want to make a request I will try my best to fulfill it. <3 🖤🐦‍⬛

[rinqueen6]

2025 is the year i get into musicals…… what would you recommend / what are your favorites? thank you in advance 🙂‍↕️

WHAT A QUESTION OH BOY

it truly depends on what vibe you're going for/are in the mood to listen to/what story you want to watch!! but i'll give some of my top recs/why i recommend them, and hopefully that'll help ya out!

My favorite musical is Hadestown because I love being miserable!! It's the story of Orpheus and Eurydice and is just beautifully written, 10/10 all around, but you must be ready to FEEL and feel ENTIRELY

Another fav of mine is Alice By Heart, and for similar reasons 🥴 i just love being sad okay!! But this one is a retelling of Alice in Wonderland, through the perspective of a girl and her friend trying to escape their reality while hiding underground in London during WWII! no skip album imo

Then I always recommend my fun favs: Newsies (the 2015 pro-shot), because it was one of the first shows I saw when I was a ~YOUTH~ and loveeeed, and Heathers, which is just so fun and campy!

But there are literally just too many to choose!! My other fav movie musicals are Mamma Mia, Rocketman (which is a biopic about Elton John but still it's so underrated and i love you Taron Egerton mwah), Wicked Pt 1 (and prob part 2 tbh), Rent, BRO literally the entirety of the High School Musical trilogy, Hairspray!!!, OH MY GOD THERE ARE TOO MANY HONESTLY JUST GO THROUGH ALL THE MUSICALS IN THE WORLD AT THIS POINT WHY DID YOU TRUST ME FOR THIS I HAVE TOO MANY OPINIONS ALSO LA LA LAND IDC ABOUT THE HATERS IT'S DAMN GOOD AND LITERALLY ANY DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIE, OMG TANGLEDDD!! OR THE LION KING okay yeah just watch every musical at this point bye

[aceofwhump]

watched Netflix's 'Carry-On' last night. solid 6/10 movie. not a fan of the TSA glorification, the plot is predictable, but the whump is nice. Taron Egerton is on the verge of tears for like, the entire movie. he gets shot twice, held at gunpoint a bunch of times, fought, thrown around, choked, held hostage, his loved ones are held hostage + he's forced to be an asshole to his coworkers to remain inconspicuous. so yeah. his whump was good. the movie was okay.

I do enjoy Taron Egerton whump!! That sounds really good :D You know I saw the trailer for that movie and thought "I think this might have some good whump. Looks promising." Nice to know it delivered! Thanks for the rec!!

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About me!

Hi! I'm Zoë and I'm many, many things. Sometimes people ask me how I do it all and the truth is, I just love making stuff more than anything in the world!

First and foremost, I'm an independent filmmaker (of the writer/director variety) :

I've made a whole bunch of short films (We Are Bleach (2022, 23 min.), Inevitability (2021, 23 min.), Please Be Kind (2024, 4 min), etc.). These films have been on the festival circuit and have won a lot of awards and I'm really, really, really proud of that (like everyone else on tumblr, I did not win anything growing up lol). I've also written a bunch of feature screenplays that have won a lot of awards as well, including Top 10 in Francis Ford Coppola's American Zoetrope (that's my favorite because everything about Mr. Coppola inspires me and I genuinely can't believe this happened for me). I have three features currently in development, so if you're interested in getting involved in producing an epic debut feature, get in touch with me :) my projects are The Weather Just Got Sexy, Hanging Gardens of the Sea and Sky, and My World At Night.

I'm also a singer/songwriter --

--mainly doing old-school rock music but I hate being pigeonholed into a single genre. So far, I have out a punk song called Platonic Fun, a disco/alt rock song called Free, an rnb/soul/alt rock song called I Want My Time With You, and a 50s lounge jazz/soft bop song called I Adore You. I'll be coming out with my first album soon! All my songs are on Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, Youtube, whatever you use. Here's a music video for my song Free and here's the last live set I played in London shot by Lou Smith :)

Obviously, this page is mainly about my visual art,

which is how I got started. I went to uni in Japan at Kyoto Seika University where I studied writing and drawing manga in Japanese! I also used to run the now defunct but still I am told iconic tumblr blog from the heyday of this site, fehyesvintagemanga

As an artist, I sometimes write and draw comics still when the mood strikes me - now they're kind of a hybrid between manga and western comics like this. Some of my favorite manga I wrote in Japanese are up on my site as well like this BL manga about two designers and a llama from the moon, or this one where I reimagined The Breakfast Club to be about what are essentially yandere weeaboos.

I make a lot of fine art at this point and there's a ton of it on my website. For instance, this larger than life watercolor of Taron Egerton and Hugh Jackman covered in Japanese and Chinese song lyrics. Or this series of watercolor/mixed media pieces inspired by (mainly) British films and comedy and also Doctor Zhivago.

I LOVE doing b&w art that lives in the borderland between illustration and fine art that could go either way depending on context like this.

I'm also a photographer,

my specialty is portraits and fashion. Here are some cool photos I've taken this year. And here are some more!

If you want to buy something/hire me...

I'm based between Paris and London and I'm always happy to sell originals or prints, so let me know if there's something you like :) I'm also open to commissions - come at me with your budget and I'll see what I can do. And, of course, that goes for photography sessions as well! This is my print shop which I'll be adding to regularly This is my new music Instagram for anyone who's still on Insta and I'm actually on TikTok too My hp My production company's hp My photography website

For easy links, here's my tree

Nice to meet you!

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The best and worst films of 2023, so far

Updated 1 day ago  |  By Shelby Weimer

There have already been so many great films to come out of 2023, and some have been not-so-great. Look, not every film can be Barbie. So far, here are the 10 best and 10 worst films of the year.

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Best: 'Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse'

Sony Pictures

The long-awaited sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse did not disappoint! Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse is a masterpiece in every way: it's visually appealing, has a stellar soundtrack, amazing performances by the cast, a great story, and well-crafted characters. 10/10.

2 of 20

Best: 'Oppenheimer'

Universal Pictures

Considered to be writer and director Christopher Nolan's best film to date,  Oppenheimer is, in short, an experience. As someone who went into it with zero expectations, I was (quite literally) blown away by the artistry. The film doesn't glorify the man who made these weapons possible but instead focuses on the consequences of failing to stop and ask ourselves if this is something that should even exist.https://live.primis-amp.tech/content/video/amp/videoIframe.php?s=113281&kv_1=Entertainment&kv_2=39158737#amp=1

3 of 20

Best: 'Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3'

Disney

Like any Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 was a good time. Seeing Rocket in peril got me a little worked up at times. While I'm still not one hundred percent on board with the new Gamora, I enjoyed it and, as always, the soundtrack.

4 of 20

Best: 'John Wick: Chapter 4'

Lionsgate Films

I'm usually skeptical of an action franchise and certainly took my time before watching the first one, but four films in, John Wick is still unbeatable. It's the neo-noir stylization for me — and Keanu Reeves is a bađass. https://389065b186015edddebace3e1e4c5a84.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-40/html/container.html?n=0

5 of 20

Best: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem'

Paramount Pictures

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhemwas so much fun! It is honestly the only animated TMNT  film I care to watch due to its animation style and humor (Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were involved, after all). On top of that, it had a great cast, which I'm sure will make the sequels just as successful. 

6 of 20

Best: 'Barbie'

Warner Bros.

This film was everything I ever wanted and more, and dare I say "sublime"? First of all, its marketing was on point, and not only did it have a great message, but it was also super funny! Snaps for Greta Gerwig, as Barbie is the highest-ever-grossing film directed by a woman.https://389065b186015edddebace3e1e4c5a84.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-40/html/container.html?n=0

7 of 20

Best: 'BlackBerry'

Elevation Pictures

I am a sucker for biographical films, and BlackBerry, starring Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel, is no exception. Although it's a fictional take on the real story of the rise and fall of "CrackBerry," it's a fun ride that ultimately makes me miss BlackBerry. Tetris, starring Taron Egerton, is another biographical film that deserves an honorable mention.

8 of 20

Best: 'Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves'

Paramount Pictures

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is one of the funniest I've seen this year! I do not play D&D, so I had no real interest in seeing the film, but when Chris Pine is involved, I have to give it a shot. The decoy scene is, by far, the best. I cannot recommend it enough.https://389065b186015edddebace3e1e4c5a84.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-40/html/container.html?n=0

9 of 20

Best: 'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny'

Disney

As a casual Indiana Jones fan, I enjoyed this film. It was a big improvement since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which gave audiences a great story and a great cast, including Phoebe Waller-Bridge, John Rhys-Davies, and Karen Allen, reprising their roles. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was no bomb, and I stand by this!

10 of 20

Best: 'No Hard Feelings'

Sony Pictures

No Hard Feelings was absolutely hilarious and deserves more praise. Given her range, Jennifer Lawrence could have chosen any project and would have been amazing, but I was happy to see her show off her comedy chops again. The film received generally positive reviews, but I have questions for those who weren't on board. https://389065b186015edddebace3e1e4c5a84.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-40/html/container.html?n=0

11 of 20

Worst: 'Ghosted'

Apple TV+

Ghosted was a film everyone was excited about, most likely due to Chris Evans being Chris Evans, but it didn't receive the best reviews from critics. Although the action-packed rom-com fell a little flat, it is certainly one of Apple TV+'s more popular films to date, as it is the platform's most-watched film premiere. Its only redeeming qualities are, quite possibly, the Marvel cameos.

12 of 20

Worst: 'Fast X'

Universal Pictures

Somehow, there are 10 Fast & Furious movies, so it's no surprise that Fast X wasn't necessarily considered a masterpiece. The only factor that seemed to keep critics from giving primarily negative reviews was Jason Momoa's performance, and we cannot fault them for that.https://389065b186015edddebace3e1e4c5a84.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-40/html/container.html?n=0

13 of 20

Worst: 'Your Place Or Mine'

Netflix

Your Place Or Mine was not the worst film to come out of Netflix, but it was obviously not the best (and I'm sure it won't be the last). In a perfect world, it should have worked; we had Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher. It would have made for a cute movie, but ultimately, audiences just weren't buying their connection. 

14 of 20

Worst: 'You People'

Netflix

You People should have been a great film, given its cast, but it kind of just made people a little uncomfortable, and not in a good way. It had its funny moments but could have been so much more, even with the message it was trying to convey.

15 of 20

Worst: 'Hypnotic'

Relativity Media

Hypnotic, starring Ben Affleck,is not Gigli bad, but oh man, it was not good. The film was poorly marketed and, unfortunately, boring to those who did see it, with critics agreeing that it was like a Christopher Nolan knock-off. There, there, Ben.

16 of 20

Worst: '65'

Sony

65 isn't the worst movie to come out of 2023, having received generally positive reviews from audiences compared to critics who found it lacking in originality. If you're in the mood for a sci-fi thriller or Adam Driver, give it a watch, but don't expect too much. 

17 of 20

Worst: 'Magic Mike's Last Dance'

Warner Bros.

The general consensus between audiences and critics seemed to be that the dancers were great, but the film was once again lacking in plot. While Channing Tatum and Salma Hayek are great, I'm still unsure how  Magic Mike got another sequel.

18 of 20

Worst: 'House Party'

Warner Bros.

This is one of those movies you either love or hate, but the remake of the 1990 film seemed to have more haters than admirers. While it has its moments, I think most agree that House Partyshould have been left alone.

19 of 20

Worst: 'Knights of the Zodiac'

Sony

Knights of the Zodiac seemed to disappoint critics and fans of the manga series. Although the visuals were occasionally appealing, they were not enough to make up for the film's weak storytelling.

20 of 20

Worst: 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey'

Altitude Film Distribution

I'm sure I could have just posted this image with zero explanation, and everyone would completely understand. Why was this film made? Despite its poor execution, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey was a box office hit, and a sequel is currently in the works.

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Friday Releases for March 31

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for March 31 include Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Tetris, Murder Mystery 2, and more.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, the new movie from John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, is out today.

A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people.

Tetris

Tetris, the new movie from Jon S. Baird, is out today.

The game you couldn’t put down, the story you couldn’t make up.

Taron Egerton stars in a new Apple Original Film inspired by the true story of how one man risked his life to outsmart the KGB and turn Tetris into a worldwide sensation.

Murder Mystery 2

Murder Mystery 2, the new movie from Jeremy Garelick, is out today.

Four years after solving their first murder mystery, Nick and Audrey Spitz (Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston) are now full-time detectives struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground when they’re invited to celebrate the wedding of their friend the Maharaja (Adeel Akhtar) on his private island. But trouble follows the Spitzes again when the groom is kidnapped for ransom soon after the festivities begin — making each glamorous guest, family member, and the bride herself a suspect. MURDER MYSTERY 2 sends Nick and Audrey Spitz on a high-stakes case that finally gives them everything they’ve ever dreamed of: a shot at their detective agency finally becoming successful… and their long-awaited trip to Paris.

Rye Lane

Rye Lane, the new movie from Raine Allen-Miller, is out today.

Yas (Vivian Oparah) and Dom (David Jonsson), two twenty-somethings both reeling from bad break-ups, connect over the course of an eventful day in South London - helping each other deal with their nightmare exes, and potentially restoring their faith in romance.

Kill Boksoon

Kill Boksoon, the new movie from Sung-hyun Byun, is out today.

At work, she’s a renowned assassin. At home, she’s a single mom to a teenage daughter. Killing? That’s easy. It’s parenting that’s the hard part.

Space Oddity

Space Oddity, the new movie from Kyra Sedgwick, is out today.

When Alex gives up on earth and decides to leave it all behind for a one-way mission to Mars, an unexpected romance forces him to choose between an uncertain journey to the stars or an even more uncertain journey of the heart.

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[storiesforallfandoms]

he already has my approval ~ taron egerton

word count: 4393

request?: no

description: in which her dad keeps trying to set her up with her celebrity crush, who just so happens to be playing him in a biopic

pairing: taron egerton x female!reader

warnings: swearing

masterlist (one, two, three)

The first time I met Taron was on the red carpet for Kingsman: The Golden Circle, and it did not go as well as I had wished it would’ve.

I had seen the first movie in theaters when it came out and immediately developed a crush on Eggsy, and, in turn, on his actor Taron. When dad was offered a cameo in the sequel, I think I was more excited than he was. I begged dad basically every day to let me go to set with him, but I was in college at the time and neither of my dads would let me miss that much time to travel just to meet my celebrity crush. It felt unfair at the time, but they had a point in the long run.

When the day of the premiere came around, dad took me as his plus one to the red carpet. I was buzzing with excitement the entire day as dad’s stylists came in to help us get ready for the night, but the minute our ride pulled up to the red carpet my excitement turned to nervousness. There was no reason for me to be so nervous. I had been to huge events like this before, and of course I had met famous people plenty of times. But there was something about meeting my actual celebrity crush that made me feel like a high schooler who was about to go on her first date.

Dad introduced me to Taron, because of course he did. Fatherhood never changed who dad was, and he was shithead, cocky, lived to tease everyone in his life Elton John. I always knew it was a bad idea to tell dad about my crush on Taron, but I never regretted it more than when I heard him shout across the red carpet, “Taron, darling, come here!”

He looked like the most handsome man in the entire world dressed in his suit, his smile lighting up his face as he approached us. That moment was when I realized he was real. He wasn’t just a character on my screen; he was an actual real person. And now he was stood in front of me. So close that I could smell his cologne, and boy, did it ever smell good.

“Taron, I want you to meet my daughter (Y/N),” dad said, gesturing to me. I was still in such awe by his beauty that I almost forgot who I even was.

“It’s nice to finally meet you, (Y/N),” Taron said as he shook my hand. “Elton has spoke very highly of you.”

My brain was definitely short circuiting. Hearing him say my name was one thing, but then for him to also say that he’s heard a lot about me from dad also contributed to it. When I realized I was just stood there staring at him like an idiot, I felt embarrassment wash over me. I tried to force myself to say something, but it was like I completely forgot how to speak English.

“She’s a little shy because she has a crush on you.”

I turned to look at dad in disbelief. If there was a higher power, They would do me a favor and open up the floor to swallow me whole and take me away from this entire situation.

I made my escape before Taron could say anything. I turned away from the two of them and walked away as quickly as possible.

The memory haunted my nightmares for a while afterwards. Even after I managed to forget about it for the most part, the intrusive thought would pop into my mind from time to time just to make me cringe. I could barley ever watch Taron’s movies anymore without thinking about that moment, which was hard since I still had such a big crush on him.

A year later, I was on set with dad and papa for the movie papa was producing about dad. Papa was so excited, as he was making the movie as a gift to dad. Papa had complete creative freedom and dad was able to give as much input as he wanted. When filming started, the two of them wanted to bring me, Zachary, and Elijah on set to watch some of the filming. They hadn’t told me much about the movie just yet, but papa’s excitement was contagious enough that I was feeling it, too.

“We’re filming the Troubadour scene today,” papa was telling us. “Full 70s aesthetic. You guys are gonna feel like you were really there to see your dad’s first ever solo performance.”

“Do I get any 70s outfits once you guys are done filming?” I asked.

“Darling, you know we have a closet full of all my favorite outfits from those days,” dad said. “You’re free to go through it as you please. It’ll be the real deal, not some cheaply made replicas.”

“Hey! You’re the one who approved of Taron’s wardrobe!” papa said with a chuckle.

The mention of his name made me stop in my tracks. “Wait...whose wardrobe?”

Both of them looked at me, confused by my reaction. “Taron, honey,” papa said. “That’s who’s playing dad in the movie. You didn’t know that?”

Memories from the year before came rushing back. I could not see him again or else I may just turn into an embarrassment puddle at his feet. I especially couldn’t be here with dad and have a potential repeat of the situation.

As if reading my thoughts, dad walked up to me and gently took my hand in his. “Honey, it’s been a year. He’s not going to remember.”

“But what if he does?” I asked. “God, he probably thinks I’m crazy after our first encounter. I can’t watch the filming.”

“Hey, hey, calm down sweetheart,” papa said. “You’re working yourself up. It’s okay. If you feel uncomfortable you don’t have to watch, but I don’t think it’ll be as bad as you’re expecting.”

I took a couple deep breaths to calm myself down. I wanted to be there and support both of my dads on this project they were both so excited over. I knew they were right and Taron likely didn’t even remember our first encounter, but I still couldn’t shake this pre-embarrassment feeling about seeing him again.

I sucked it up and followed them to the Troubadour set. There were many extras dressed in 70s clothes standing around the stage. The general murmur of the crowd turned into an excited one as people began to notice dad walking onto the set. I couldn’t see Taron anywhere, but I did recognize Richard Madden talking to the movie’s director, Dex Fletcher. Zachary was tightly holding my hand, trying to hide behind me. I knew the crowd was likely making him nervous, so I squeezed his hand and picked him up.

“Lead actor walking the set!”

I felt my body tense as everyone turned to see Taron taking the stage. He was wearing a pair of white overalls and a navy blue shirt with silver stars. He had on a wig that looked like dad’s hair from this time period and a pair of thick framed glasses that matched his overalls. He looked really good, even if he was dressed as my dad.

It took my brain a moment to register that he was walking towards us. I felt the panic return, but I tried my best to play it cool.

“It’s like looking in a mirror,” dad said as he embraced Taron. “I still have this outfit I’m pretty sure. I was just telling (Y/N) that I still have all my favorite outfits back home going all the way back to this very first performance.”

At the mention of my name, Taron’s eyes landed on me. I tried not to crumple under his gaze, and kept the smile on my face.

“Hey,” Taron said. “Good to see you again.”

“Good to see you, too,” I said, surprisingly myself with how confident i sounded.

“Who is this little guy?” Taron asked, referring to Zachary. The young boy buried his face in my neck, peaking one eye up at Taron.

“This is Zachary,” I said. “Z, this is Taron. Doesn’t he look like daddy?”

Taron struck a pose for Zachary, who seemed to warm up slightly but not a lot.

“What do you think, Elijah?” papa asked the youngest boy. “Do you think Taron looks like daddy?”

Elijah shook his head. “Daddy is old!”

We burst out into laughter as dad gave Elijah a mocked offended look. Elijah squealed as dad picked him up and began tickling his sides. Zachary was still a bit hesitant, but I could feel his body shaking as he chuckled in my arms.

“Come on, Rocket Man, we gotta start filming,” Dex called to Taron.

Taron made his way onto the set stage. Quiet was called and a hush fell over the room. The minute Dex called action, music filled the silence. One of dad’s songs, his least favorite yet one of his most popular ones, began to play. Except it wasn’t dad singing it, it was Taron’s voice. I was a little shocked to hear him singing instead of there being a backing track of dad’s music, but I had to admit he was an amazing singer. It was a fantastic choice they made. His singing voice was amazing and it made the movie have more of a fantastical musical vibe, instead of just a movie with dad’s voice dubbed over for the music.

I tried to get Zachary out of his shell more by dancing with him while the music was playing. We were not strangers to dad’s music. The three of us had seen dad perform on numerous occasions. I figured the familiarity of the music, plus the goofy dancing would definitely help with his nervousness. And I was right for the most part; Zachary came out of his nervous cocoon eventually and started dancing with me. By the time Dex called cut on the scene, Zachary felt comfortable enough to be put back down on to the floor and followed dad and papa to meet Jamie Bell, who was playing Uncle Bernie.

“Seems he enjoyed the show.”

I jumped at the sound of Taron’s voice so suddenly. He was laughing at my reaction as I turned back to him, my heart beating a million beats per second just having him so close to me.

“I think he just needed some time to warm up to being around so many people,” I said. “Usually when we go to dad’s shows we’re in a special VIP area where it’s just the three of us and papa, so he’s not used to so many people and so much attention being on him.”

“I get that. He’s only young. Doesn’t fully understand how well loved his dad is.”

“I don’t think I even fully understand it, and I’m in my mid 20s,” I said.

Taron chuckled and I couldn’t help but smile too. The realization of his realness was starting to wash over me again. He was actually here, stood in front of me, talking to me. He was a real person!

“Listen,” Taron said, “I wanted to talk about the first time we met.”

I felt my heart drop to my stomach. I tried not to let my embarrassment show too much. Maybe if I pretended I didn’t even remember, we could just move on from the entire situation and pretend like it never happened.

“I’m sorry it went the way that it did,” he continued. “I know you were embarrassed about what your dad said. I know Elton meant no harm, and he was just trying to tease you because...well, he’s Elton John, but it really wasn’t fair of him to say that to me when we were first meeting. I could tell by your face that that wasn’t exactly the way you wanted our first meeting to go.”

I was a little surprised by what he was saying. I don’t know why I was expecting for him to say something that would make the situation worse, like maybe calling me out on my crush and saying something about it. He seemed like a really nice guy, not the type to make someone feel bad. But I guess, after having an entire year to let that embarrassing moment stew, I just expected the worst if I ever met him again.

“I appreciate you saying that,” I said. “It definitely was not the way I wanted to meet the guy I had such a big crush on. I think dad expects stuff like that to wash over me like water off a duck’s back because of who he is and how many famous people I’ve met and am close to, but his status never makes those types of interactions easier. Again, especially when meeting someone that I was crushing so hard on.”

Taron was giving me a look that I wasn’t sure how to read at first. “Was?”

My brows furrowed together. “Hmm?”

“You said ‘someone I was crushing on’. As in you’re not anymore?”

I wasn’t sure why that was the part he was focusing on. I opened my mouth to respond, but Dex called to Taron again. Taron looked at me and winked behind the thick framed glasses before making his way back to set to start filming again. And it was with that wink that I could not handle anymore and finally had to sit myself down.

~~~~~~

I kept coming to set the next few weeks. At first it was only one day out of the week for a couple of hours, but soon enough I was tagging along with dad and papa every day. I tried to tell them it was because I was enjoying watching the movie being filmed, and getting to relive these big moments with dad, but they both knew that wasn’t the truth. They knew I was going because I wanted to see Taron.

We had gotten to talking a lot in between takes when I was on set. About everything and anything really. It started with just getting to know each other, but eventually it blossomed into talking about whatever was on our minds. Sometimes it was about the movie, sometimes it wasn’t. Either way, we just got to know one another. And eventually, my “celebrity crush” became a real one.

I knew my dads could see what was going on, but they didn’t bring it up. I figured that was mostly because of how my first interaction with Taron went and dad didn’t want to risk embarrassing me like that again. Which, I did appreciate. I felt like a friendship was being built with Taron and I didn’t want that to be risked with fatherly embarrassment to the extreme, even though I knew that wasn’t dad’s intentions.

One day, we walked on set and I was surprised to see Taron was nowhere in sight. Instead, we walked into a setup that looked like great grandma Ivy’s apartment that I had seen in plenty of dad’s baby pictures. There were three different actors than normal on set, one I recognized as Bryce Dallas Howard and one young boy I recognized to be dressed up the way dad had been when he was that age. I realized pretty quickly that today was probably mostly shooting scenes of flashbacks from dad’s childhood, which caused me to feel disappointed realizing that I likely wouldn’t be seeing Taron today.

I was sat in my usual seat (because yes, I had visited so often that I was given a seat with my name on it) watching the set up for the scene when dad came over and sat next to me, dramatically sighing as his body settled into the chair.

“These old bones can hardly sit down anymore,” he said.

I smiled at him. “Oh, please. You’re hardly that old, dad. Besides, we both know that after everything you’ve gone through, you’re going to outlive us all.”

“A man can only hope.” We laughed together. Dad put an arm around my shoulder and leaned into me. “Taron’s in his trailer, you know.”

“Oh?” I said, hoping I didn’t seem as excited by this information as I was. “He’s filming later on then?”

“Yeah, way later on this evening. David said that Taron showed up way earlier than he needed to claiming that he thought his call time was this morning, not this evening.” I raised an eyebrow at him, silently telling him to say whatever it was he was trying to say. “I don’t think that was the case, though.”

“Clearly.”

“I think he came here early hoping to see you.”

I scoffed and rolled my eyes. “I think you’re being a little ambitious there dad.”

“About as ambitious as I would be to say that you show up every day so you can see him, too?” When I didn’t respond to that, dad just laughed. “I see things, (Y/N). My eyes may be old, but they can still see things that no one else sees.”

“And what is it that you see with me and Taron?”

“I see a young man who is enamored by a young woman, and a young woman who feels the same way. I also see two cowards who are too afraid to confess their feelings to one another.”

I playfully nudged him with my elbow, to which he dramatically clutched his stomach and acted like I had shot him or something.

“I’m not saying that Taron feels anything for me,” I said, “because I don’t think he does. I think he’s just being friendly with someone that he considers to be a friend. But, if what you’re saying is right and he does have romantic interest in me, maybe the reason why he won’t admit it is because he’s too afraid to? I mean, my dad is Elton John after all. That’s a pretty big name to have as a potential father-in-law.”

“Hey now, I didn’t say anything about marrying you off to the man.” I smiled and shook my head. This really was just an every day thing with dad. He loved being a father, but I think he loved being a nuisance more than that. Papa always warned him he would regret that when Zachary, Elijah, and I started to pick up on his habits. “But both of you know that Taron has my approval if he does want to pursue you romantically. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t have even been cast in this movie!”

“You cast him because he’s a good actor!”

“Oh, that was only part of it. The other part was so that you two could have a do-over with your meeting, since I ruined the last one.”

I put my head on dad’s shoulder. “You didn’t ruin it. You just embarrassed me beyond belief, but that’s what a father does.”

Dad gave me a small squeeze before pulling me away from him. “Go to his trailer. Have a few moments alone.”

“Give you a few grandkids?”

He pushed me away, which caused me to laugh hysterically.

“Darling, I may be old but I am certainly not that old,” he said. “And, again, I said I approve of him. Not that you two need to get married and pop out babies right away. Go on a few dates first, for the love of God.”

I stood from my chair, still laughing. Dad tried to glare at me, but he couldn’t. This was just our relationship.

I made my way out of the set before they started filming so that I wouldn’t be disrupting anything. All the trailers were grouped together in the lot, luckily with signs on them to label what or whose trailer they were. Taron’s was the furthest on the lot, with a theatrical gold star stuck to the door with his name on it. Part of me figured this was dad’s doing, but the other part of me would believe that it was Dex’s doing, too. Papa truly couldn’t have chosen a better director to capture dad’s personality and aesthetic than Dex.

My heart was pounding so loud that I thought Taron would hear it before I even knocked. I took a deep breath and pushed myself to knock before I got too nervous and ran away instead. There was a brief rustling in the trailer before the door opened, revealing Taron in a pair of black and gold hot pants, a gold jacket that was left unzipped so I could see his entire torso and chest, and heeled shoes with gold tips and gold wings on the side. I wasn’t sure where to look first. My eyes naturally lingered on his chest, his coarse chest hair a welcoming sight, but I couldn’t help but glance lower at his thighs in those hot pants, too. Not to mention the bulge -

“Shit,” Taron breathed, a panicked look in his eyes. “Sorry, uh, I didn’t expect...I thought it might’ve been someone from the set. I’m just...uh...”

“In costume, I would assume,” I said, trying to pretend like I was looking at his shoes and not another area lower on his body.

“Yeah,” he said. His face was starting to turn bright read. “It’s for a scene later on...way later on. I’m - I was early today, so they already put me through costume and makeup.” He cleared his throat and ran his hands through his hair. “Do you, um, do you want to come in?”

I nodded, unsure if I could even form any words. He stepped aside to let me into his trailer. He still looked flustered by my sudden appearance, which I thought was cute.

“Don’t be sorry, by the way,” I told him. “I don’t mind this eye full that I’m getting. Quite the opposite, really.”

That only made him more flustered, and I couldn’t help but smirk at that reaction.

“You’re a lot like your dad,” he commented. “He said something similar while we were filming Kingsman a few years ago.”

“We Furnish-Johns have good taste in men.”

I sat down on the couch of his trailer and he sat across from me. I tried not to be too obvious with my gawking, but it was hard not to look at him. God, was he ever attractive. And here he was, sat next to me, practically naked, and all flustered because I had caught him this way. I felt like I should be feeling a similar way, but knowing that I was the one who had made him feel that way just made me feel so cocky instead.

“I didn’t think you were on set today,” I told him. “I showed up and didn’t see you or Jamie or Richard.”

“We’re filming a couple smaller scenes later on to end the day. Dex wanted to film all of the flashback shots of your dad before he was Elton John today, just to get that out of the way.”

“You got here really early for that. It’s not even noon, and your scenes are this evening papa said.”

Taron shrugged. “I got the wrong call time.”

I raised an eyebrow at him. “By over 12 hours?”

He shrugged again, but didn’t offer any further explanation.

I took a deep breath, once again willing that cockiness to stay long enough so that I could say what I wanted to say without losing my nerve. “Remember the first day on set where we talked about the first time we met, and you made a point of asking me about my crush on you.”

Taron nodded. “Yeah. You made it seem like you didn’t feel that way anymore.”

“Yeah, I did. Because I thought I would scare you away if I admitted that I did still like you that way.” I was moving towards him now, closing the already smaller space between us. “That I do still like you that way, if you get what I’m saying.”

We were so close that I could feel the heat radiating from his body. He was looking down at me in a way that I could only ever dream of having Taron Egerton look at me like. It was like the movies I had seen him in, except this was real life and the person he was looking at was actually me.

“I think I understand,” he said. “But just in case, is it okay if I do an experiment just to be sure?”

I giggled. “Yeah, that’s okay.”

He placed a finger under my chin and tilted my head back until I was looking up at him. He leaned forward at an agonizing pace before his lips finally pressed against mine. It felt like the entire world around us paused in that moment. I had to restrain myself from getting onto his lap and deepening the kiss, even though I wanted to so badly. I wanted to spend the next few hours in this trailer with him, not even letting him leave to go film. I wanted to be tangled up with him and never let him go ever again.

The kiss ended far too soon. When Taron pulled away, I tried to chase his lips to pull him back to me. He chuckled at my eagerness, allowing his lips to press against mine for a quick peck.

“Let me take you out before we get too hot and heavy,” he told me. “I want to take you on a proper date.”

“I guess we should do that before I jump your bones,” I teased. “But you do still have quite some time till your call time. If you’d like company while you wait, I wouldn’t mind staying here with you for a while. Especially if you’re going to be dressed like that the whole time.”

Taron’s face turned red again as he looked down at himself, almost like he forgot what he had been wearing. “Might be too tempting for you.”

“It definitely will be. But I will respect your virtue and not try to deflower you in your trailer.”

He buried his face in his hands. “Oh my God! What have I gotten myself into here?”

“Something pretty great, if you ask me.”

[pankowcrumbs]

Fame

The vibrant red carpet stretched before Y/N like a sea of flashing lights and echoing voices. Her brother, a rising star and newly minted cast member of Kingsman: The Secret Service, walked confidently ahead, basking in the glow of his big moment. Y/N, already a celebrated actor in her own right, was here to support him—tonight wasn’t about her. She lingered a few paces behind, taking in the chaos with a warm, supportive smile.

“Y/N! Over here! Can we get a picture?” the paparazzi yelled. Despite herself, she obliged, pausing to flash a practiced grin before quickly rejoining her brother’s entourage. She hadn’t anticipated much attention tonight, but it seemed the world wasn’t about to ignore her presence.

It was in the midst of this chaos that she first saw him. Taron Egerton stood a few feet away, effortlessly charming a reporter with his signature smile. Dressed in a tailored black suit, his boyish features radiated confidence, but there was a softness to his demeanor that made him approachable. Y/N found herself momentarily captivated.

As if sensing her gaze, Taron glanced her way. Their eyes met—just a fleeting moment—but it was enough to make Y/N’s cheeks flush. She quickly looked away, focusing instead on her brother, who was now deep in conversation with Colin Firth.

“You're Y/N, right?”

Her heart skipped a beat. Turning, she found herself face-to-face with Taron, his warm hazel eyes sparkling with curiosity.

“That’s me,” she replied, offering a friendly smile. “And you’re Taron.”

He chuckled, running a hand through his neatly styled hair. “Guilty as charged. I’ve seen a few of your films. You’re incredible.”

Y/N blinked, caught off guard by the compliment. “Thank you. That means a lot, coming from someone as talented as you.”

“Flattery will get you everywhere,” he quipped, his grin widening. “Are you here for the film, or…?”

“My brother’s in the cast,” she explained, gesturing toward the group ahead. “I’m just here to support him.”

Taron nodded, his expression thoughtful. “Well, I’m glad you’re here. It’s nice to meet someone who knows what this whirlwind feels like but isn’t caught up in it tonight.”

Their conversation flowed naturally, the noise and chaos around them fading into the background. Taron’s humor and genuine interest made Y/N feel at ease, and she found herself laughing more than she had in weeks. Before they knew it, the premiere was starting, and they were ushered inside.

The days that followed were a blur of headlines and social media buzz. Fan edits of Y/N and Taron on the red carpet flooded the internet, their brief interaction sparking speculation and ship names. At first, it was amusing—the edits were creative, the captions lighthearted—but as the rumors grew, so did the scrutiny.

Y/N’s phone buzzed incessantly with notifications. Her fans were largely supportive, but the darker corners of the internet were less kind. Anonymous comments picked apart her appearance, her career, even her intentions. It was overwhelming.

“It’s a lot, isn’t it?” Taron’s voice on the other end of the line was a balm to her frayed nerves.

“You could say that again,” Y/N admitted, sinking onto her couch. “I didn’t think one conversation would turn into… this.”

“Neither did I,” he said, his tone laced with humor. “But for what it’s worth, I’m glad we met. Maybe we should give them something real to talk about.”

Y/N’s heart skipped a beat. “Are you saying…?”

“Let me take you out,” Taron offered. “Away from all this noise. Just you and me.”

Their first date was perfect in its simplicity. Taron picked her up in a modest car, far from the flashy rides the tabloids might expect. They drove to a quiet little restaurant on the outskirts of the city, where the staff greeted Taron like an old friend. Over candlelight and hearty food, they talked about everything—their childhoods, their careers, their dreams for the future. Taron’s easygoing nature and genuine interest in her life made Y/N feel seen in a way she hadn’t in years.

As the night wore on, they found themselves walking along a nearby riverbank. The city lights reflected off the water, casting a soft glow over their surroundings. Taron reached for her hand, his touch tentative but warm.

“I know this might be moving fast,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper. “But I really like you, Y/N. And I don’t want to let the press or the fans dictate how we go about this.”

Y/N squeezed his hand, her heart full. “I like you too, Taron. And I’m willing to figure this out with you, one step at a time.”

Their relationship wasn’t without its challenges. The fan edits evolved into invasive paparazzi photos, and the online hate grew louder with each public outing. But through it all, Y/N and Taron leaned on each other, their connection strengthening with every obstacle they faced.

One evening, as they sat side by side on her living room couch, scrolling through a mix of supportive and hurtful comments, Taron took her hand.

“You know what I’ve learned?” he said, his voice steady. “The people who matter—our families, our real friends—they see us for who we are. Not for what the tabloids say, or what some stranger on the internet thinks.”

Y/N nodded, his words resonating deeply. “You’re right. And as long as we have each other, we can handle anything.”

Taron smiled, pulling her into his arms. “Exactly.”

In that moment, Y/N realized that while the world around them might always be chaotic, their relationship was a safe haven. Together, they could weather any storm.

[taronfanfic]

American Boy

You snapped a photo of the front of the house as you stepped out from your Uber and sent it to Taron with a simple ‘?’ caption before grabbing your suitcase and thanking your driver.

Make yourself at home

Came the reply, quickly followed by two more messages.

I’ll be back as soon as I can.

Not sure exactly when though.

The house was modest to say the least. Small, cosy, and very private. It had a little courtyard garden with high walls covered in ivy, plenty of potted plants, and a bistro table and chairs in the corner which caught the last of the evening sunshine. It really was a home-from-home and you could see exactly why Taron had chosen it as his base for the 6-month long shoot. You could see yourself becoming attached to it too and not wanting to leave. Or maybe it was Taron you were desperate to not leave again, and you were projecting feelings onto a building instead. Best not to overthink it. The eight weeks of being apart had given you more than enough time for that as it was. You missed him like mad.

Can’t wait to see you. Hug you. Kiss you. Fuck you. X

In that order?

Preferably, but you know I’m not fussy. Wouldn’t say no to a blindfold either if you want to go down that path…

Behave!

Urrghhh.

Don’t take that to mean I don’t have plans for you.

Because I definitely do!

Then hurry up!

I love it when you’re desperate.

It’s been 8 weeks, desperate is an understatement.

The rush of texts fell silent as Taron’s break on set ended. It was a now familiar pattern. Waves of excitement, adrenaline and typing out replies as fast as you could without really thinking about filtering anything, followed by a sudden silence and the chance to take a breath. You’d talked about it on the phone with him one night. Said how it reminded you of the way he’d edge you. Get you right there and then pull away completely with his hands in the air and that cocky smirk on his face. He laughed down the phone at you but then apologised sincerely and explained how he didn’t mean to be a tease. The apology wasn’t needed though; you loved every second of it and the excitement kept your days of waiting more bearable. You only had a few more hours to go now. Your suitcase was unpacked. You’d rummaged through the fridge and smiled to yourself as you clocked the ingredients for your favourite seafood linguini, something which was obviously part of Taron’s plan for the days ahead, and then shrugged to yourself as you picked up the bottle of white wine and poured a large glass, hoping that it wasn’t essential to the recipe.

Before long you were half-way through the bottle, slumped down in the cushions of the sofa with your feet up on the table in the centre of the small living space thumbing through the multicoloured tabs of highlighted paper. It was easily the longest script Taron had ever had. None of the notes for his accent work made much sense to you, but you found yourself stopping to read the one page which was almost entirely black and white with stage directions. Naked. Thrusting. Panting. Arse-grabbing. Who knew script writers were this detailed with sex scenes?

“Honey, I’m home!” rang through the doorway in a familiar voice but unfamiliar accent as Taron stepped inside. You found yourself mirroring his grin as you thew his script over to the table without taking your eyes away from him. His shoulders were so broad that his grey t-shirt clung to him differently. It tightly cuffed his biceps which were much bigger and more defined than when he’d left London.

“Wow.” You spoke quietly to yourself, slowly getting to your feet and walking in to receive his warm and tight embrace. “You’re fucking huge.” You weren’t usually the ego stroking type, but you knew how hard he’d been working to get in this shape. It needed appreciating, he needed admiring, and you were absolutely the first in line for the job.

“Yeah, you like it?” He smirked with so much arrogance that you knew he was still playing up to his character. “It’s all for you, baby.” The new accent remained, and you found the corners of your mouth turning up that bit higher as you took it all in, tilting your head to one side as you felt Taron’s lips press firmly to your neck. It drew a calming sigh out of you. Your fingers danced up the back of his neck, encouraging him to greet your lips. They were soft and familiar. Everything you’d been craving each night before you closed your eyes and as soon as you woke up. Your kiss was long, initially gentle and loving, but a slip of your tongue and a graze of his lower lip gave away your impatient desires.

“God, I’ve missed you.” Your arms remained wrapped around his shoulders as you gazed into his eyes and left a sweet kiss on his still pouted lips.

“I’ve missed you more. You’re so gorgeous.” He slipped back into his British tone but immediately started to mirror your frown. “What?”

“I was liking that accent.”

“Really?”

“Mmmm, it goes well with all of this.” You ran your hands up and down his chest and could feel the firmness of the top of his abs. “I was just reading the start of your script too… quite fancy a bit of the fast car driving, drug dealing, gun carrying bad boy who fucks girls on his sofa butt naked.”

“Fucking hell, you’re horny.” He tried to roll his eyes at you, but the rest of his body let you know you’d just turned him on. His hands had lowered from your waist to your arse and pulled you in tighter to his hips. His mouth was softly open, his pupils darker, and you could feel his heart beating faster in his chest against the palm of your hand.

“Can you blame me? Look at you!” You teased him by inching closer to his lips but holding back your kiss. “So can I have my American boy back, please?” He couldn’t resist you and gave you a deep kiss in reply.

“You know I’ll do anything for you. Plus I kinda still need the practice.” He slipped back into it with ease and had you grinning. “Maybe there’s something else we can practice too…”

“Oh yeah?” You played innocent.

“We shoot it at the end of the week, and it’s a been a while since I-”

“Since you what?” His cheeks flushed crimson as you continued to tease and flirt with him, making him say it out loud despite knowing exactly what he was thinking.

“Since I had you bent over taking it from behind!” He slapped your arse cheekily as he found his cockiness returning. “and you’re clearly desperate for it having read page 17.”

“Page 17? Should I be praising your dedication to memorising your script that you’ve even got the page numbers down, or concerned by how many times you’ve read that page specifically in preparation?” His lack of verbal response told you everything you needed to know, but you couldn’t be annoyed when he looked so fucking gorgeous. It was hard to draw your eyes away from his, even with the offer of sex hanging so closely in the air.

“I’ve been imagining it’s you.” His tone was lower now. “We have a couch and I can be naked in less than 30 seconds, plus I’ve really missed your ass.” The American words slipping into his vocabulary were only adding to his allure and your desires.

“Now who’s the desperate one… come on then, I’m here and I’m all yours.” You held your arms up from his chest, physically surrendering yourself to his touch, strength and total control. His grin was wicked as his fingers gripped the hem of your top and pulled it swiftly up your torso and over your head. You watched his eyes scan over your chest, only losing focus for a split second when his own t-shirt blocked his view on its way off his body. Every single inch of him was toned to perfection. Your very own Michelangelo stripping naked before you, and you couldn’t believe your luck.

“One look at me and you’re already wet, I can tell.” He was down to his boxers, and you were now rushing to keep up, spotting him grabbing his semi from the corner of your eye as you kicked your loungewear to the side.

“It’s a good job we’re doing this doggy because I wouldn’t last 30 seconds if I could see the damage you were doing to me too.”

“We’ll test that out later.” Taron winked. “Now come back here.”

His fingers nestled in the back of your hair as he kissed you. The sparks started to fly deep down in your stomach as your tongues met over and over again. It had been way too long since you shared this intimacy. The heat between you was rising. Touching, caressing, kissing, licking. All instinctive. Taron’s hand slid between your thighs, softly teasing one of your most sensitive spots and drawing out a sweet moan against his earlobe. Your knickers were already damp for him, and he could feel it. He loved it. He stroked you harder because of it.

“T, fuck.” There was no way you could stop your body from curling into his with his touch. One arm draped around his shoulders, the other clinging to the back of his head as you firmly kissed his neck.

“God, you’re so ready for me.”

“I need you.”

“So. Fucking. Hot.” He swore under his breath, one word at a time to match his steps as he backed you across to the sofa. You felt your bra strap come undone as he pinched the fabric together behind your back. It didn’t take long to shimmy free of your underwear and pull Taron’s boxers down from his hips as you perched naked on the edge of the sofa. His erection was right there and waiting for you. If he felt anything like you did after the long time apart he’d go off quicker than a loaded gun so you started with a slow and light touch, looking up at his face to see him watching you intently.

“Don’t look at me like that already. I need you to last!” You warned him before teasing your tongue over his end and then up the full length of his shaft.

“I can take it. Go on.” He encouraged down at you, stroking his hands through the top of your hair and pushing you in to take him deeply. You worked smoothly and quickly, holding him in place as you bobbed, sucked, teased, and started to taste him. “Yes, y/n, yes!” Your eyes shot back up to his face at the sound of your name in his American accent and he smirked knowingly. It was one of the sexiest things he’d done. It left you gagging for a second as you lost concentration, so you pulled back completely to compose yourself. “Shit, you okay? I shouldn’t have gone that far that fast, I’m sorry.” Taron immediately crouched down to check on you and you could only smile at his concern as he softly kissed your forehead.

“I’m good, I’m good. Honest. You saying my name like that though… fuck me that was hot!” You admitted. “Do it again?”

“I love you, y/n.” He smiled widely.

“Nah, not the same that time.” You got back to teasing him, scrunching your nose up with a cheeky look of disappointment and he was on you in a flash.

“You’re such a fucking tease.” Taron silenced your giggles with his lips, pinning you down against the cushions as he moved himself between your open legs. He could support his own weight through one arm with ease, leaving the other to roam freely up and down your body. Soft touches warmed your inner thighs, a stronger grip of your hip landed when he kissed you roughly and when he kneaded your breast you let out a moan which was heavenly to his ears. He guided himself inside you and your back arched up, allowing your chests to touch as you revelled at feeling him right there again.

“I’ve missed you.” You couldn’t hold back your thoughts.

“So much.” He added. “But this was meant to be doggy, and I’m really not going to last so we need to move.” You tried to kiss him again but failed from smiling too widely at how ridiculous this had all become.

“Just go hard and fast. We’ll both come, and then we can calm down, curl up together and be soppy twats, yeah?”

“Absolutely.” He couldn’t shake the smile from his face as he guided you into place, handing you a larger cushion to place beneath your chest for support and then steadying himself behind you. “I’ve been picturing this for weeks.”

Taron’s hands caressed down the bare skin of your back, out to your hips and back in over your arse before he entered you again. He was smooth and steady with his thrusts. You found yourself biting your lower lip as you rocked forward with his force. All your pent-up desires were finally being satisfied and it felt even better than you remembered. A short grunt came from Taron as he lifted his leg up to the sofa, his hand grabbing firmly against your hip and his own thrusts quickening. It was animalistic. The sound of skin slapping against skin. Your groans low, breaths heavy, concentration focused entirely on the build up to your releases.

“Ah, fuck.” Taron finally swore from behind you. “So good.”

“Go harder.” You responded before dropping your head back down and closing your eyes with the pleasure.

“I won’t last.” He panted back.

“Just do it!”

“Fuck.” He released your hip from his tight grip so he could firmly slap your cheek and give you that little bit extra you needed. It elicited a cry of delight from your lips and you knew you were so close to the edge. He kept it right there for you, never slowing down, just hammering in again and again and again.

“Yes, yes, oh yes! Fuck!” You carried him up with you, tightly gripping the back of the sofa as your orgasm hit and sent pulses of joy rushing through your entire body.

“Now. Shit, right now.” His teeth were gritted as he sucked in a deep breath and then came with a stuttering rhythm to his thrusts. He could feel you enjoying every second of him and there was nothing he loved more.

You each took a moment to relax and catch your breath, your smiles still wide, bodies finally satisfied. Taron was first to move, collapsing down next to you and reaching up to softly stroke along your back.

“You good?” He dropped his American accent again, but you weren’t going to complain this time.

“Mmmhm. That was exactly what I was craving. You.”

“Me.”

“Every single chiselled inch of you.” You let your fingertips dance over his stomach as you nestled down into his side peacefully.

“It won’t last I’m afraid.”

“Shhh. Let me enjoy it whilst it’s here.” You drew a soft giggle from him before he kissed the top of your head.

“That’s what I’m thinking about you. You’ll be gone again before I know it.”

“Maybe. Maybe not…”

You looked up into his eyes and knew instantly that you’d be staying with him for much longer than you’d planned.

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Requests:  How about Taron and the actress planning/discussing the sex scene ahead of time and things get heated

And Taron keeps speaking in the American accent after work so that he doesn’t lose it…. His gf comes to visit him in New Orleans and they try it out in the bedroom

[shellbilee]

Because I cannot stop thinking about Taron courtesy of my current watching of BlackBird, I've realised that theres a real shortage of Taron smut on here!

So stay tuned for a smutty RPF fic coming at the end of the week 🙈

Comment or inbox if you'd like to be tagged!

[adorethedistance]

Taron Egerton Masterlist

General Masterlist

My complete Taron Egerton masterlist as of 11/3/20

All my fics will be linked below the cut.

Taron Egerton

Quite Lippy ✧ Thunder is anxiety inducing to say the least; upon learning about your fear of storms, Taron enlists one of his embarrassing moments to distract you for a little while.

Cuffed ✧ Taron is a secret submissive and a shiny pair of cuffs is just the right thing to put the new dynamic in motion. (18+)

Road trip ✧ A road trip with your best friend, her boyfriend, and his best friend Taron, has tensions running high. Things tend to get awkward when you’re stuck sitting with someone you had an open-ended one night stand with.

✵ characters ✵

Eggsy Unwin

Garter getaway ✧ You follow the handsome Eggsy to the bar where sexually charged flirting will ensue that is, before you realize he’s stolen an item from you.

The firebird ✧ Pretending to be newly weds at a ball with Eggsy would be easy, if he hadn’t stood you up a few days prior.

[taronsheart]

Hey! Could you maybe do an imagine where Taron comforts the reader during a thunderstorm and power outage?

I’m Here

Ship: Taron x reader

Word Count: 431

Additional Tags: soft, kissing, power outage, fears, fluff, cuddling, sleeping

A/N: I am so so sorry love that this took so long to make and it’s not even that good😩 i hope someone enjoys it❤️

The sound of water droplets falling on your window was relaxing as you snuggled in Taron’s arms on the couch wearing one of his hoodies. You liked the rain and how calming it sounds. The only part you didn’t like is when it starts pouring hard outside. You were scared that there would be a hurricane or a power outage or something. Nevertheless, you enjoyed just listening to the little sounds of rain as he kept you warm. Both of you were watching a rerun of friends while sipping on some hot chocolate. Taron looked over at you and smiled softly. He loved your relaxed side. The side where you could literally just be in a hoodie and sweatpants and still look good. He thought you looked good every day and he was so lucky to have you. You turned to him, noticing he was looking at you, and blushed. “What?” you ask while grinning.

“Nothing, you just look really cute love,” Taron admits.

“You're not too bad yourself,” you say before pecking him on the lips.

Taron smiles and goes back to watching tv. The rain started to be coming down quickly, thunder becoming louder, and you got a little worried. Taron noticed and held you closer if that was even possible. He knew that heavy rain made you nervous and he hated seeing you scared. He plants a kiss to your forehead to let you know it’ll be okay. “It’ll calm down after a while babe. Don’t worry, I’m here,” Taron reassures you.

“I know. Thank you, T,” you reply.

Suddenly the room became pitch black, every lamp turned off as well as the tv, and all you could feel was Taron. You started to panic. Your breathing became heavier and you started to shake a little. “It’s okay, lovely. I know. I know. Just take deep breaths okay?” Taron said, trying to calm you down. You listened to Taron’s voice, which alone made you more content. You closed your eyes and breathed in and out multiple times until you started to feel better. You laid down on his chest and the sound of his heartbeat made you feel sleepy. Taron noticed. He picked you up and carried you to your guy’s shared room. He set you down gently on the bed and laid next to you with his arms hugging you tightly from behind. You don’t know why you always get so anxious when the rain starts to pick up, but Taron was always there to comfort you and let you know that he’s always there for you.

[buckleyx]

BREATHTAKING T.E

Author’s note: Sorry for any mistakes. English isn't native language :)

Summary: Taron pickes you up at home to attend your first red carpet togheter as a couple.

Warnings: None

masterlist

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"Hello." Tom greeted, opening the door. "She's almost ready." He nodded, gesturing the man before him to come inside.

"Okay." Taron said nervously, fixing the sleeve of his suite.

You were seeing Taron for a few months now, but today was the first time going out in public. You both were very excited, Yet you couldn't shake of the nerves that you're about to be standing on a red carpet in less than an hour. 

"Ready?" Your roommate yelled.

"Yes Tom, I'm almost there." You shouted, glancing one more time in the mirror. Fixing your hair you gave yourself a nod of approval before opening the door.

The two man before you were left speechless, as you walked into the hallway. Taron admired your look, his lower lip between his teeth and eyes never leaving yours.

"Wow." Tom muttered under his breath, noticing the dress that hugged your body perfectly.

"You look beautiful." Taron admired, breaking the distant and pulling you closer. His sea green eyes full of adoration as a shade of pink covered his cheeks.

"You look nice too." You smiled, fixing his tie. "C'mon Love, before we miss our cab." He said softly, pressing his forehead to yours and giving you a soft kiss.