#tap trial giraffe hate

[shardthefuckingwhajje]

im a tap trial giraffe hater! !

like this post if you fucking hate this giraffe

[togethernow]

More headcanons cause I feel like it

This time, it’s gonna be about the one, the only, Rhythm Girl!

So she is a college student that’s about 18-21. She majors in dance and wants to further her dance career.

She goes by many names, including Rhythm Girl (the name most people call her), Githm (a nickname the Toss Boys gave her), Tap Girl, and Yuka, the name her parents gave her.

Speaking of parents, her father is Seth, Joe’s twin brother that appears in the two player mode of Karate Man Fever. They live together in the first floor of Songbird Tower along with the two monkeys. She doesn’t know who her mother is, but she has a few faint memories of her when she was a baby. She’s very close to her uncle Joe and the two more resemble best friends rather than uncle and niece. As for her relationship with Senior, he tried to get her to do karate when she was little, but she expressed much more interest in dancing. She still does karate sometimes, but it’s most likely alongside Joe.

To make some money on the side, she babysits the kids of rhythm heaven. This includes the Toss Boys, Tram and Pauline (which the latter really hates), the chorus kids, and Alalin and Plalalin. She likes playing sports with them and getting food with them and doing just about anything with them (as long as it’s semi safe). The kids, yes even Pauline, love her and see her as a big sister.

As for friends, I can’t really think of any (I swear she has friends, I just can’t think of many college aged people in rhythm heaven. All either working adults or children). She has her two monkeys though! Those three have been through a lot together, ever since she was scouted by the Rhythm League about 2-3 years ago.

As for the giraffe, he just showed up the first time she did tap trial. No they do not interact much, and honestly, she is glad about that.

Oh yeah, she can also play the trumpet.

Why?

Cause I think that would be cool

[55-degrees-fahrenheit]

based on this post

karate joe: i lobe joe❤️ hi kasper again //flashback to karate kurt hair vegetables: honestly the music goes so hard but THEY STARE AT YOU sarge: wait isn't he a furry- squadmates: petar!!! air batter: air batter my beloved. why does his rabbit costume look like that. space umpire: he's so happy!!! the clappy trio: FUCK YOU /their prequel reminds me of disco. hi jimmy t why are you there-

sneaky spirits: mischievous spirits… up to no good… the wandering samurai: really funny that this guy didn't have an actual name until fever (samurai steve) yokai: also up to no good rats: wait since when did the rat and rat wife have kids. ms. whiskers: silly cat :) sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: i like his endless game. some real sick beats viruses: are they the monsters from mahou tsukai or is this just a dream yellow organism: little guy <- well its an organism //silly the donpans: poly- yagura-chan: so apparently her name can translate to watchtower. and she's on a tower. laugh now

mahou tsukai: yippee! yay! yahoo! ojou-chan: flower <3 monster (wizards waltz): what's the deal dude. stop eating the plants and magically disappearing. penguins (showtime): speedy gonzales (tengoku fan translation) monkey (showtime): the first monkey……… rabbit: must have springs in its feet. how else can you just hop that far off of the moon. tram and poline/pauline: furries (you will see this again) space gramps: he seems kinda chill as a grandpa space dancers: their game seems so positive… too bad in the try again screen they get sucked into a black hole💔

q maou: since when was he a demon……. contestant: contestant my beloved….. i headcanon he has performance anxiety play-yan: bro why do all of the space-related games feel so relaxing. i hate his game mini chounin: i'm kind of curious. how many of them are there akai mono (red things): why do people want these things. fuck your sequel </3 RAPMEN: gay gay homosexual gay

urakata aki to ki: idk why but i feel bad for them. did you know hopping road has a sequel slightly better than polyrhythm 2 spheroids (bouncy road): the what ninja and the lord: why do they have so much lore…… toss boys: the tossers ever <3 yuka (tap trial girl): YUKA!!!!! i love both of her games tap trial my beloved giraffe: scary! tanaka: i am normal i am normal i am normal- kanojo: beloved…….. waru mono: no mercy. (can get some fast parts of ninja reincarnate) soshi: he's so cool……

cosmic girl: idk. i like the hat cosmic dancers: i like to imagine that they have SO MUCH beef with the space dancers for absolutely no reason. rap women: gay gay homosexual gay Part 2 man-k: hey do you get the joke. man-k = monkey booing sfx biribiriuo (night walk 2): hey maybe STOP PRESUMABLY KILLING PLAY-YAN usamimi maki sensei: yeah she's definitely cosmic girl. space rabbits: when i saw these guys in tengoku i screamed "HOLY SHIT WARIOWARE"

buta-san: silly pigs :) barista: i like how until like ds/fever it's revealed that he's a dog. i mean you don't see him in the cafe (tengoku) but in live result screens he's like. there people at the café: yippee!!! yay!!! yahoo neko machine: when i was like really young i really liked cats. so to see neko machine was a pleasant surprise! horse machine: idk. honse. i like the rhythm toy love-san: "aand LOVE WINS!!!" people cheering sfx mr. upbeat: why is he forced to step over a metronome. what did he do mannequin: i'm ok with his minigame. can get boring a little quickly anata: "go girl give us everything" SO TRUE❤️ remember when i said i was normal. i am not normal about her. anata my beloved……. drum girls: i like the bg. also hi yagura-chan samurai drummer/drum samurai: why do your drum lessons have to be so hard (context: i never finished them) also hi tsunku drum samurai's band: no way!! tsunku has a band <- doesn't know that tsunku was in a band oba-chan: i imagine her to be like one of those really sweet old ladies owner: owner my behated </3 producer: uhh. i like his design (flashback to twink pride flag)

alright that's all of them. i'm surprised you had the time to read this.

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

basically rhythm tengoku

so i did this with my playlist the other day and i thought it could be funny to do with games so i’mma do that, enjoy this chaos.

HEY BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? THIS, BEAT, IS NON, STOP- (karate man)

why do they have hair (rhythm tweezers)

i don’t have anything funny for marching orders (marching orders)

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH, DUH DUH, DUH DUH- (spaceball)

clap clap (the clappy trio)

why is it so long (remix 1)

counting: the game (sneaky spirits)

guys the wandering samurai is sans oh my god (i hate this shit) (samurai slice origins)

the music doesn’t quiet here but it does in remix 6 (rat race)

bootleg dr. mario (sick beats)

NOW WE TURN AROUNDDDDD AND DONDO PAN PAN, HAAAAAA, BON ODORI- (bon odori)

oh this music’s really good, i can’t wait to listen to it- it’s not on the soundtrack (remix 2)

3/4 (wizard’s waltz)

when i first played this i traumatized the penguins apparently. some grading screen texts are um. hm (showtime)

what is it with japan and rabbits having something to do with space (bunny hop)

this isn’t a good circus act (tram & pauline)

this isn’t dancing (space dance)

KO INO MIROKU- char-late KO INO SUKI DEE- ditzy down (remix 3)

you can commit murder- wait what do you mean i missed a game? (night walk)

this isn’t how calligraphy works (power calligraphy)

not a built to scale game (polyrhythm)

“lack of snacks make me depressed” okay then (rap men)

haha tempo go brrr (remix 4)

the practice’s “music” is weird (bouncy road)

what do these guys w a n t (ninja bodyguard)

IT’S ROUND, OOH- thanks rhythm heaven silver (fireworks)

AO-KUN AKA-CHAN KIIYAN AO-KUN AKA-CHAN KIIYAN *ball gets eradicated* (toss boys)

i both love and hate the giraffe (tap trial)

is this an anime opening (remix 5)

snap snap (the snappy trio)

DONDO PANPA PANPA DONDO DON PAN PAN PAN (bon dance)

this still isn’t dancing (cosmic dance)

best tengoku game (rap women)

did the giraffe die or something (turbo tap trial)

oh is this the last remix? *karate man 2* why (remix 6)

tempo go brrr but it sucks (karate man 2)

why (rhythm tweezers 2)

w h y (ninja reincarnate)

why are there fish in space (night walk 2)

calm down please (marcher 2)

a literal medley remix (remix 7)

dear god (bouncy road 2)

why are they in the sky (toss boys 2)

welcome to rhythm purgatory (polyrhythm 2)

this really doesn’t look difficult are people bad at spaceball or something (spaceball 2)

the fastest ghost in this game is 200 bpm (sneaky spirits 2)

i mean the music’s good (remix 8)

u h yeah.

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

surprisingly tumblr can handle this-

u m yeah this tier list has every rhythm heaven game. all like looks at wiki 166 games. oh nice there’s a game for every beat per minute in remix 10.

i’m not going over all of these because it’d take way too long, i’ll just go over the top and bottom most tiers.

💗💗💗: my fave games. bon odori (i fuckin’ love bon odori, the donpans are so cute and i keep imagining the “murder is okay” meme with the player donpan-), fever built to scale 1 & 2 (built to scale’s fun), space dance/cosmic dance (best), dj school (bREAK C’MON O O H - SCRATCH-O, HEY! dj school noises intensify), hole in one 2 (1. aesthetic 2. v fun), honeybee remix (I LOVE HONEYBEE-), karate man senior (i no missed this game the other day), left-hand remix (best megamix medley remix), lush remix (I LOVE LUSH-), marching orders (good game), tengoku night walk 1 & 2 (fun), packing pests 1 & 2 (fun), rap women (v good game), tengoku remix 3 (best tengoku remix), tengoku remix 4 (close behind), ds remix 5 (good game 9/10), ds remix 6 (good game 10/10), remix 10 (best remix, hands down), rhythm rally/rhythm rally 2/cosmic rhythm rally (i love rhythm rally), see-saw (EEOOM UHOOM EEOOM UHOOM-), spaceball (it’s just,, it’s fun), tap trial (haha the giraffe tho), toss boys (AO-KUN, AKA-CHAN, AO-KUN, AKA-CHAN, KIIYAN eradicates ball).

fuck: fuck them. bouncy road and bouncy road 2, crop stomp, first contact and second contact, jungle gymnast, marcher 2, moai doo-wop and moai doo-wop 2, ninja bodyguard and ninja reincarnate, polyrhythm, quiz, rat race, remix 2 (fever), remix 3 (ds), rhythm tweezers 3 (gba rhythm tweezers 2), rockers and rockers 2, shoot-’em-up and shoot-’em-up 2 and shoot-’em-up 3 (ds shoot-’em-up 2), space soccer and space soccer 2 (better than most of the games here), the dazzles (i hate the dazzles but like the dazzles 2... yes i know they’re the same), tongue lashing, tram & pauline, and wizard waltz. i’m too tired to explain my hatred for these games.