#giraffe hater

[shardthefuckingwhajje]

im a tap trial giraffe hater! !

like this post if you fucking hate this giraffe

[brooklynisher]

He loves her

[the-kipsabian]

[passports-pls]

After a long and torturous think, I’ve decided that SPG kinda sucks actually gsgdgdg

I hope y’all have enjoyed my Rabbit / SPG fanart from the past few years because my services end here whoops

[seranavolkihars]

my favourite in this questline

very hinged behaviour

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Before I disappear for a bit, in order to finish something I've been working on for months and am REALLY passiona about, it's time for one of my favorite things to do... DEBUNK AND EXPOSE AB, and by extension, her relationship with Chris too!!! 🤭

Last chance for you haters of mine to leave before ugly words come out to the surface...

Alright, let's begin!

We all unfortunately saw this photo, right?

Well, without fail, albabaptistastylefiles uploaded and brokendown her outfit, just like pap walk 2.0... let's not forget the time that they somehow knew what exactly was the red dress that she was wearing, based off of two inches of it peaking out...🤔

No surprise that this time, she was able to identify, and credit ALL outfit pieces...

Quick question,how did they know that that is really AB's purse?! You can't even see the actual purse, just the strap. Unless it's a very one-of-a-kind purse (which I doubt) that she and only a select few own, then I'd buy it...

But that purse looks like any other formal purse you could buy at Shein or the mall... 🤭

You may think I've forgotten about her main outfit... I most certainly haven't, and neither has the GP...

Unoriginal, with a dash of Cultural Appropriation... Wow, AB, you've really outdone yourself.

And before any of y'all deny or try to talk your way out... Here's a little bit of receipts for you 😉

🤭

Anyway, I'm done talking about her what she is wearing, and I'm almost done. So, let's go to the photo. Or rather A photo, that was uploaded to Vogue and then was suspiciously deleted... I'mma let y'all read and see for yourself.

Strange... If you were really there, at the after party, and happier than ever, dressed to the nines...

Why would your photo be deleted from something as high profile as Vogue? 🤔 Now, that's something I'd love to know 😉😁

Anyway, that's it from me. Just wanted to let out my thoughts and suspicions on the whole GG photo fiasco. Honestly, anything with them is a fiasco 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, 👸 and 😎 for the photos! 🫶

Hope this pretty much summarized a ton, and revealed certain things, and I'm not even gonna mention how weird Chris looks in the photos, or how sus it is that his hand on AB's back is blurry, or why AB's neck looks like a giraffe's in the missing Vogue pic... That's something for my fellow Fans of the Fandom to question, analyze and voice. 😉

Talk and see you soon! Hopefully when one of my passion projects gets uploaded 🫶❤️😊🤗

[just1gnome]

Y'all I'm thinking about Beacon(<-just finished 19) I drew him once and with the way I colored him I couldn't get like . giraffe tongue vibes out of my head? Sneak peak for clarity

And then I started thinking. mouf... mouf tongue.....

So I'll probably end up redesigning my Beacon in a big way because the idea of the mouth facing up and the blade of the sword coming out of it like a horrible metal tongue is so Beacon core it's so yucky to think about I'm obsessed with it

I also imagine because OBVIOUSLY this thang can't function like a normal tongue, that he only gives the illusion of speaking? The sound comes out of the sword from the mouth, yes, but his lips don't fully move? Like he's emoting with his mouth kinda- do you see my vision? Like an animatic

Y'all I love this little hater

[mihimelolz]

The pinned post about me Hello hello :3

★ My name is Neil/mihime/ryan/moon/Andy!

★ I use to they/him/it/its/star/starself pronouns,

★ adhd + autistic, INFP-T, minor (14 y/o)

★ i am from 🇯🇵 and I speak English and Japanese👍

★ agender, acearo, bisexual, xenogenders, queer

★ I love do art, animation, stimboard and oc x Canon and founding tally hall or other band or fandom stuff post from 2010s in this app!

★ fandom and Interests I’m in:

tally hall, wordgirl, spooky month, tf2, family guy, Pico school, newgrounds, my little pony, pizza tower, touhou project, your favorite martian, total drama island, splatoon, madness combat, homestar Runner, homestuck, Vocaloid, south park, Friday night Funkin, baldi’s basics, smiling friends, Telly hole, evil hall, lemon demon, super mario, SpongeBob, metalocalypse, the aquabats, they might be giants, happy monster band, hpii, moral orel, roblox, regretevator, the normal elevator, will wood, doctors who, Gorillaz, clone high, scott pilgrim, Parappa the rapper, cuphead, undertale, deltarune, muppets, milky way and the galaxy girls, fandomstuck, Sanrio, andrew kepple’s animation, objects show, fnaf, gravity falls, Pokémon, htf, breaking bad, psychonauts, steam powered giraffe, dandys world, sprunki, oddbods, portal, mouthwashing the simpsons, vs Dan, fallout, ace attorneys, half-life, athf, ihnmaims, the Stanley parable, Futurama, king of the hill

★ my favorite band or artist:

tally hall, lemon demon, will wood, weezer, blur, insane clown posse, korn, tv girl, jack stauber, the Beatles, kmfdm, mitski, slipknot, they might be giants, devo, System of a Down, the b-52’s, oingo boingo, malice mizer, Gorillaz, the cure, cojum dip, mf doom, limp bizkit, your favorite Martian, that handsome devil, strawberry switchblade, Mr bungle, roar, kitties, mother mother, my chemical romance, radiohead, weird al yankovic, the garden, machine girl, aphex twin, bunk-tick, bôa, chonny jash, creature feature, edu, queen, descendents, fake type, goreshit, ghost, hot freaks, lamp, ludo, miracle musical, plus-tech squeeze box, polusics, s3rl, rob cantor, joe hawley (I don’t support him), rob zombie, self, scary bitches, serain poji, the aquabats, the scary jokes, Toby fox, XTC, Green Day, Tyler the creator, deftones, linkin park, björk, Pink Floyd, nirvana, daft punk, the smiths, steam powered giraffe, a verbal equinox, the stereosexuals, Operation ivy, reel big fish, of Montreal, heavenly

★ DNI!:

-Tallyshipper & pro/Darkshipper

-dream smp Stans

-Joe Hawley Supporters

-n$fw artists (it’s okay to say n$fw joke)

-AI “Art” account

-weirdo bot

-lgbtqphobia & fatphobia

-f3tish artist

-zionist person

-dsmp fans

-Alfred playhouse fans

-boyfriends webtoon fans

-weirdo person in the fandom

-furry hater

-z00 and p3d0 person.

[splatbandszine]

🎵 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS 🎶

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[sw33t-oubliette]

hiiii :3 im the spine from the hit band steam powered giraffe + many other names . Such as tnoy karaxis[/any nickname from that] / dirk / terezi / curt / phil / tavros / eridan / rattlesnake / mike / john / davesprite / funtime / lolbit / monty / castiel / perdix / J.D / ariadne . [Do not refer to me as bro strider in any way]

he/it/♉️/♒️/🔌/⌨️/caw/angel/wing/ey/ze/xe and she/her SOMETIMES . as a treat . especially when calling me rattlesnake/davesprite/perdix/phil/spine though

fictionkin+songkin , main kins rn are the spine [spg] , dirk strider , and terezi egbert .other high up theres are eridan ampora + tavros nitram + john egbert + davesprite + mike schmidt + funtime freddy . songkins r rattlesnake [kabaret sybarit] + E.V.O.L [marina] + the last great sweetheart of the grand electric rodeo [s&tsw] + all the angels [mcr] + jaws [lemon demon] + buddy holly [weezer]

main things im posting abt right now are steam powered giraffe , homestuck , kabaret sybarit , fnaf , ghd the musical // schmidtafton theory hater shut uppppp // indigoblood derse maid of heart[?] + knight/page of heart/doom/hope + mage of void [ilove classpect]

[heda-heather]

If that is true (dianna and taylor in new zealand in 2015), I kinda feel awful for karlie, like she definitely ate a lot of sh*t for taylor and still everything ended so bad and tolerated being painted as a villain… it’s a lot.

Let’s not forget we don’t actually know what happened in either of these relationships, other than what we can interpret from Taylor’s lyrics and what we’ve been shown publicly.

I’m really not worried about the possibility of a trip with an ex back then.

That said, I do feel for Karlie for how the Swifties turned on her. But I still loooove herrrrr even when the haters don’t.

She’s just a big ole sweet giraffe.

[iloveslllycatss]

can i req kaminari hcs or a oneshot with a taller s/o ong

no pressure ofc, you do you bae

𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙨/𝙤 𝙝𝙘𝙨

𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 😞, 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 (𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦)

✩ he LOVES the height difference 

✩ bc he’s kinda short ykyk (he’s like 5’7)

✩ you always put his game on the highest most highest shelf just to piss him off (as a joke)

✩ he would literally worship the ground u walk on AKDKKS

✩ would most def call u giraffe. (teasing ofc)

✩ “hey denks :)”

✩ “hey, my cute lil giraffe ;)”

✩ “stfu”

✩ BACKHUGS. he would give u backhugs all the time. even if his face don’t even reach your shoulders it’s FINE, or if your just a bit taller than him, he would stand on his tippy toes and give u a kiss on the cheek while backhugging you

✩ loves when u wear heels. idk why but this dude LOVES to be dominated (not?? like that..)

✩ he isn’t a bit embarrassed about your height, in fact he BRAGS about it

✩ “guys aren’t i SOOOO lucky to have a s/o who’s as cute and as tall as y/n 😍”

✩ “shut the FUCK UP” -bakugo (he’s such a hater 🙄 (as a joke))

✩ one time he was trying to mock ur height (teasing 😞) and put on some DRAG QUEEN 6INCH STILETTO HEELS 

✩ let’s just say his head wasn’t so okay after…

✩ loves to be the little spoon while u guys are cuddling 

✩ whenever he’s the big spoon this dude will SCOOT HIMSELF UP so he can be taller than you wile your laying down 😭

✩ he also calls u beanstalk 😞

✩ “hey denks r these heels to tall?”

✩ “awe baby no they’re beautiful, they bring out the beanstalk in you 😜”

✩ “i love you but that was the most unfunny shit you have ever said 😐”

✩ YOUR CONTACT NAME ON HIS PHONE IS “my baby 🦒👠”

✩ if your super taller than him, his hand is always on your waist while walking, if your somewhat barely taller than him, his arm is around your shoulder

✩ his shoes have a small platform to give him height 😢 

✩ when you get insecure about your height, he’ll cuddle you and shower you with praises after comforting you

✩ overall hes just a 10/10 boyfriend 🤷‍♀️ 

a/n: i’m sorry this took me kinda long 😞 i didn’t have my ipad last night it got taken away

hope u like tho 😉

not proofread

@/ilovesillycats

plz don’t copy my work 😞

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

As a CGI remake hater im deffo not gonna see the new little mermaid movie but as a Fish Enjoyer... it may be difficult. And its sad seeing people diss photorealistic fish bc i feel like thats not the problem here really. Sending you this bc i feel like you get it

Oh yeah, I’ve seen people going “why isn’t Flounder a flounder?” as if he was a flounder before lol, I bet people would complain if he was. I think it’s cool that they made him a real fish species this time around instead of a generic colourful fish! It’s a pet peeve of mine when mammals in cartoons will be (nearly) species specific, like “cat”, “fox”, “hamster”, “giraffe”, but other animals will just be these generalised nonspecific things, “turtle”, “spider”, “songbird”, “fish”. I’m not sure if I can say anything nice about the rest of the movie’s fish usage… a while back I reblogged a post that showed a poster’s species inaccuracies and it was all wrong, the poster even had an arapaima!! A freshwater fish in the Atlantic!! And Sebastian is a crab that cannot live underwater, sigh.

It’s cool that they wanna feature fish, photorealistic fish too, as significant characters! Given the rest of their remake record though, I’m not really expecting them to be able to make anything that is as vibrant and interesting as the original — if they can’t make lions emote or be interesting to look at, I don’t think they can do so with fish either. I don’t think I’m too much of a pessimist to expect a bland, small-scale version of the original that makes their CGI fish less emotive than real fish are ;P

[kriber]

I'll be a new breed of hater. A bird instead of a bug. Pick your favorite columbiforme or something. Maybe a dove idk. Anyway where'd you get those colors? The color store? 😂😂😂😂😂😭😂🦒😂😂😂

wow i totally have no idea who this is wait why's there a giraffe. where did that come from

[dykeishheart]

I understand I'm just being a hater here for no constructive reasons but I truly hate when someone does defamiliarization as a joke with no other punchline. You'll see a video of a guy interacting with an animal and there's always a comment from the least funny type of person on this website saying like, "Imagine being this animal. You're minding your own business when suddenly this eldritch being [proceeds to describe a mundane or normal action in a really bizarre way]"

Like. Get a new joke first of all, we've been doing this bit on every animal video on this site since 2017 at least. But also like I hate the tendency to simultaneously apply human logic to an animal and also erode the meaning of things like 'eldritch' with that misapplication. Snakes know what humans are, we're both animals. A turtle knows what a giraffe is, it's not witnessing an unknowable cosmic truth it's running from an animal that weighs thousands of pounds and can crush it even by accident. Eldritch doesn't just mean out of the ordinary, it means something is alien or supernatural. Animals probably don't have a way to conceptualize this, and even if they did it's certainly not the way humans do. A squid doesn't see a scuba diver as an eldritch horror, you're just being lame.

[thenumber1superacheenthusiest]

Tomorrows Teams and their opponents

Thank you to all who have submitted! Tomorrow (2/25) the battle will begin, i dont have a certain time when I’ll post the polls but it will be tomorrow, For now, heres the teams (randomly chosen with a wheel

Jack Harness and Ianto Jones (Torchwood) VS Ricky and Julian (Trailer park boys)

Kanroji Misturi and Iguro Obanai (Demon Slayer) VS Henry Clerval and Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

Luz Noceada and Hunter (The owl house) VS Tony Stark and Peter Parker (MCU)

Yuji Itadori and Megumi Fushiguro (jujutsu kaisen) VS Nick Nelson and Charlie Spring (heartstopper)

Jack fenton and Vlad Masters (Danny Phantom) VS Kirk and Spock (Startrek)

Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bringly (pride and prejudice) VS Carmilla and Laura (Carmilla)

Nick carraway and jay gatsby (the great gatsby) VS Haruka kiritania and minori hanasato (project sekai)

Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair (Wednesday) VS Haruhi Fujioka and Tamaki Suoh (Oruan high school host club)

Scaramouche and Tartagila (genshin impact) VS Crowly and Aziraphale (good Omens)

Nicholas D wolfwood and Vash the stampede (trigun stampede) VS Vanitas and Noé Archiviste (Vanitas no carte)

Brett Hand and Reagan Riddly (inside job) VS Isuzu Sohma and Tohru Honda (fruits basket)

David and Gwen (camp camp) VS Curt Mega and Owen Carvour (spies are forever)

Shiota Nagisa and Karma Akabane (assassination classroom) VS Miles Edgeworth and Dick Gumshoe (ace attorney)

Thor and Loki (MCU) VS Ava Silva and Sister Beatrice (warrior nun)

Orange Cat and Cannan Dog (real life) VS Rei Hino and Minako Aino (sailor moon)

Joker and Ryuji (persona 5) VS Mafuyu Ashina and Emu

Otori (project sekai)

Cat Noir and Ladybug (miraculous) VS Trafalgular law and Luffy D Monkey (one piece)

Denji and Aki Hayakawa (chainsaw man) VS Lake and Jesse (infinity train)

Naruto and Sasuke (naruto) VS Hubert von vestra and Ferdinand von aegir (Fire eblem three houses)

Melkior and Greta (Mrak ili Barišić) VS The doctor and River song (doctor who)

Zoe and Wash (firefly) VS Commander Cosmo and Ravaxis Starburner (vice quadrant by steam powered giraffes)

Max Mayfield and Lucas Sinclair (stranger things) VS Kazuki Kurusu and Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)

Wander and Lord Hater (wonder over yonder) VS Zuko and Sokka (Avatar the last airbender)

Rapenzel and Cassandra (tangled: the series) VS Merlin and Arthur (BBC)

Mae and Greg (night in the woods) VS Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav (the locked tomb)

Branch and Poppy (trolls) VS Will solace and Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir (community) VS Carmilla and Laura (Carmilla)

Sonic and Shadow (sonic the hedgehog) VS Kurt hummel and blainie anderson (glee)

Let me know if I got any of the names wrong, thank you and see you tomorrow!