#tangram incorrect quotes

[jiu-jiemei]

Wang Ziyi: a mosquito tries to bite me so i slapped it and killed it

Wang Ziyi: then i started thinking

Wang Ziyi: it was just trying to get food

Wang Ziyi: like what if i opened the fridge and then it slammed shut and snapped my neck

Wang Ziyi: how would i feel?

You Zhangjing: are you okay

[ruotianz]

dinghao: i’m extremely lonely and will never experience love. i will never be good enough for myself or other people. i’m going to die alone. i’m depressed. i have no friends.

yanjun: that’s true

[jiu-jiemei]

*in a group chat*

Lin Yanjun: We all know I’m the visual in this group

[Zhu Zhengting has removed Lin Yanjun from the chat]

Zhu Zhengting: Anyways

[jiu-jiemei]

Lin Yanjun: *breathes*

You Zhangjing: You think you’re so cool with your long legs

[jiu-jiemei]

You Zhangjing: Why is everyone lactose intolerant?

Justin: I’m not

You Zhangjing: Yes, you are

Justin: No, I’m just allergic to milk

You Zhangjing:

[jiu-jiemei]

You Zhangjing: *rollerblading into the Tangram dorm with a confetti gun and a boom box*

You Zhangjing: GUESS WHO’S BACK BITCHES

[jiu-jiemei]

Lu Dinghao: Are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?

Lin Yanjun: The what?

Lin Chaoze: He means rhinos

[jiu-jiemei]

Bei Honglin: I like eminem

Lu Dinghao: I like skittles better

Bei Honglin: No I mean the rapper

Lu Dinghao: Ew why would you eat the wrapper?

Bei Honglin: That’s not- Nevermind

[jiu-jiemei]

Lin Chaoze: Hey Zhengting! Just thought I’d call and see what’s up?

Zhu Zhengting: I just walked into the kitchen to get some tea and I saw Chengcheng sitting on the floor, eating fistfuls of shredded cheese out of the bag with his bare hands at 3 am

Lin Chaoze:...

Zhu Zhengting: Help

[jiu-jiemei]

Lin Chaoze: I think I broke my leg, call the ambulance

Lu Dinghao: wee woo wee woo wee woo

Lin Chaoze: No that’s not what I meant

Tangram: We heard something

Lin Chaoze: Oh thank god, call an ambulance

Tangram: wee woo wee woo wee woo

[jiu-jiemei]

Fan Chengcheng, looking through his closet: What should I change into?

You Zhangjing, from down the hall: A better person