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the real sisyphus of this modern age is you zhangjing and his boulder is all the tasty food he encounters on every single variety show
#“我要减肥!!” *immediately sees hotpot table and dies*#bless him i still remember him sneaking chicken mcnuggets into the IP dorm#you zhangjing#c-variety hell#call me by fire#ashton originals
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I think the true meaning of 9% was how much time we’d actually see them as a group during their contract
#no I’m not sALTY#IM NOT SALTY AT ALL#npc#9%#nine percent#idol producer#ip#cai xukun#chen linong#zhu zhengting#fan chengcheng#justin#wang ziyi#xiao gui#lin yanjun#you zhangjing#mine#pink.txt
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idol producer doodles
#the show that started my descent into cpop and kpop lmao#idol producer#you zhangjing#zhu zhengting#lin yanjun#fan chengcheng#ip#my art
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Wang Ziyi: a mosquito tries to bite me so i slapped it and killed it
Wang Ziyi: then i started thinking
Wang Ziyi: it was just trying to get food
Wang Ziyi: like what if i opened the fridge and then it slammed shut and snapped my neck
Wang Ziyi: how would i feel?
You Zhangjing: are you okay
#nine percent#9%#idol producer#idol producer funny#cpop#cpop funny#idol producer china#idol producer incorrect quotes#cpop incorrect quotes#ip#tangram incorrect quotes#tangram funny#tangram#you zhangjing#zhangjing#wang ziyi#ziyi#nine percent incorrect quotes#nine percent funny
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Say whatever you want, but You Zhangjing snatching the ghost's wig and running away with it when they pulled the ghost prank on him is the most iconic moment in the history of music.
#lmao i love his extra but cute ass#i miss ip :(#i can't believe that an entire year passed by#idol producer#nine percent#you zhangjing#meanwhile yanjun shamelessly flirted with the ghost#that boy is getting old someone get him married
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in which we are all Zhangjing fangirling over Yanjun’s perfection
#idol producer#lin yanjun#you zhangjing#nine percent#zhangdejun#zhangjun#clagifs#*fav#*1k#i can strongly relate to this#i'm literally zhangjing watching his clip#the ultimate ship in ip tbh
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i chase my dream for life.
#fantasy restaurant#idol producer#nine percent#nex7#iqiyi#the mv was so pretty#and the song was nice#but damn did this bring back strong ip feels#and now i wanna cry#askdfjd#when will we ever see np ever again#wHEN#i also saw li xikan and you zhangjing in the mv#i think i also saw xinchun but i'm not too sure??#not too satisfied with this gif set but oh wells lol#i remember seeing pics of them at the beach and i always wondered what it was for#now we know#this show looks fun#but like also..#iqiyi..#pls dont forget about nine percent#kthx#mygif#mine
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idol producer throwback: banana culture ent. first stage endings
#idol producer#banana culture#trainee18#qiu zhixie#you zhangjing#lu dinghao#lin yanjun#lin chaoze#bei honglin#li ruotian#jiang jingzuo#gao maotong#ninigifs#ip throwback series#one of these is not an ending
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ling chao and chaoze impersonating zhu zhengting
↳ (fave moments in idol producer 5/∞)
#ling chao#lin chaoze#zhu zhengting#zhengting#you zhangjing#qian zhenghao#idol producer#nine percent#mine#ip forever#q;#yu mingjun#zhangjing#ok too many names i give up
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Zhu-You couple’s push and pull
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#so cute#zhu zhengting#you zhangjing#idol producer#ip#chen linong#nong nong#quit smoking#jung jung#tag yourself i'm nong nong#found it funny#then the flirting was too much#so walked away#yuehua#banana ent#trainee18#idolproducernet
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Bi Wenjun: how does it feel knowing you'll never be taller than me?
Zhou Rui: I don't know Wenjun, how does it feel knowing you'll never find a girlfriend prettier than me?
Bi Wenjun:
Zhou Rui:
Bi Wenjun:
Zhou Rui: :)
#idol producer#incorrect idol producer quotes#bi wenjun#zhou rui#yuehua#yue hua#IP#cai xukun#wang ziyi#zhu zhengting#justin huang#huang minghao#xiao gui#wang linkai#lin yanjun#you zhangjing#fan chengcheng#chen linong#nongnong
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i’m laughing so much at xingjie’s first impression of zhangjing, “he doesn’t say much and stays in the background quietly” lmao if only you had known how he’d turn out
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You Zhangjing: Yanjun is getting too powerful and I must assert my dominance through this choke hold before he takes advantage of me.
You Zhangjing: *sneaks behind yanjun and wraps his arm around his neck*
Yanjun, spinning around to hold him tightly: You know if you wanted a hug you could have just said so.
You Zhangjing, absolutely speechless:
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Lin Yanjun: *breathes*
You Zhangjing: You think you’re so cool with your long legs
#idol producer#idol producer funny#cpop#cpop funny#idol producer china#idol producer incorrect quotes#nine percent#cpop incorrect quotes#ip#9%#nine percent incorrect quotes#nine percent funny#tangram incorrect quotes#tangram funny#tangram#you zhangjing#zhangjing#lin yanjun#yanjun
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sharing is caring → you zhangjing
sharing is caring → you zhangjing in which zhangjing only shares his food with you
not my best work but this was a fluff idea i got at like 2 in the morning i hope you enjoy!!
enjoy this (last) fluff post, bois, as after this, it’ll be angst-fest on my blog :
my previous work: pizza boi → lin yanjun for my other works: masterlist
so it’s dinner time
and the nine percent boys are having dinner at this casual restaurant
they would go to a haidilao but ...
and you, being his girlfriend, was invited :)
everyone got their food and is ready to dig in yay
dinner time was such a heartwarming time - everyone’s dining and chatting and the table was full of laughs and chatter
but (one of) the hot topics of the night was zhangjing’s meal
he got himself one of the most glorious, most aesthetic looking and also the most expensive meal set
which honestly made everyone else’s dishes look mediocre
and it tasted so good
as exaggerated by zhangjing
and his dish made everyone’s mouth water
aND THE WORSE PART IS
he. would. not. share. his. food. with. anyone.
he just wouldn’t
justin and chengcheng tried their aegyo - didn’t work
xukun and xiao gui tried stealing his food - didn’t work and got a slap
zhengting and ziyi just tried asking like normal people - but they got rejected even before they opened their mouth
it was like zhangjing KNEW
(like a fortune teller)
he actually considered giving yanjun a piece - but he played that prank where he pretended to give and at the last second, take the spoon back lmao
nongnong didn’t even dare/care (mood)
when they complained, he would simply,
“i don’t care so i don’t share”
before taking a bite of his food
what a diva JDBFJKDBF
however, when it came to you
it was a different story
his personality would shift
and he wouldn’t even hesitate a single bit
why?
because he loves you and care about you and would do anything for you (so the “i dont care so i don’t share excuse wouldn’t work)
“baobei, can i have a bite?”
“he wouldn’t, Y/N, he loves his food more than he loves you”
probably justin, who would earn a playful punch from you
but to everyone’s surprise (and non-surprise)
he actually
gave you his food??
your face lit up, smile was wide, and as you bit into the food,
you being a little brat,
looked justin in the eye, and made faces of pleasure and exaggerated noises to relay how good the food was
justin glared at you and you smiled at him
“ge, Y/N’s being mean,” he would pout
and everyone would ignore him
(jk)
you leaned your head on zhangjing’s shoulder, with a huge smile on your face
and not just because he shared his food,
but because him sharing his food was one of the little ways in how he showed you that he loves and cares
and hunny, that was just one one of the hot topics that night
soon later, zhangjing’s meal got forgotten as the boys and you gossiped and chattered and spilled some Good Hot TeaTM
ah, the night was still young
#nine percent fluff#nine percent scenario#nine percent angst#idol producer fluff#idol producer scenario#you zhangjing#idol producer#nine percent#ip#zhangjing fluff#uwu#i love him
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Let's make a group chat and cry together over IP???
#idol producer#ip#cai xukun#you zhangjing#zhu zhengting#fan chengcheng#justin#huang justin#li xikan#xiao gui#zheng ruibin#ling chao#lin chaoze#lin yanjun#bi wenjun#jeffrey tung#jeffrey#zhu xingjie#wang ziyi
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