#tango BABY.

[canarydarity]

Do you ever think about how mczu tango tried to build them somewhere safe but instead he built them a home and how those aren’t synonyms anymore in this world and so it wasn’t enough. Haha :)) I’ve only been awake for half an hour

[wasyago]

various tango doodles

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[puppetmaster13u]

Throughout the years, Danny and Ra's get into fights. Unfortunately for Ra's, Danny's a biter. Unfortunately for Danny, biting immortals are never a good idea. Especially when your own DNA is beyond messed up

Imagine the look on Ra's face when they guy he likes fighting shows up with a baby in hand and says, "congratulations, you're a father"

Repeat it two more times because Danny just doesn't learn

Ohohoho, now this is quite fun. And this could be completely new children, or, this could be the three Al Ghul children. Which if it is? Is hilarious. And hey, Dusan even has Danny's white hair and green eyes!

But seriously I love this. Logically, Danny should learn to not bite, in fact? He knows how to fight, and can do so without biting. He's just also a petty little shit who will go feral when fighting this one asshole [insert relationship here].

Even more hilarious if Danny shows up throughout time too. And it's not like they exactly explain to anyone on the outside of their [insert relationship here], which definitely leads to so many misunderstandings and rumors.

Love the idea if this is even a semi-normal ghost thing. Just, usually the mixing of ecto is done on purpose, and not usually having to be worried about happening via blood. But Danny? Is a halfa, meaning that he is half human. And if he bit anyone else, it would probably have no effect, except for the fact that the human mouth carries quite a bit of bacteria and en ecto-contaminated one more so. So for anyone else, biting is an actual good option, but Ras? Also ecto-contaminated via Lazarus Pit.

Which is a different type of ectoplasm, like comparing saltwater to freshwater, but is still ectoplasm. If anyone else bit anyone else, it wouldn't happen. But no, Danny just has to have the habit of biting his immortal sparring asshole of a rival-buddy. And said buddy better be fine with co-parenting otherwise he's taking child support.

[shepscapades]

In light of my recent… Minor (tm) Ranchers obsession, and also in light of the confirmation that the life series are canon to dbhc, I raise for consideration: dbhc wamcherms…. ;.; sniff. wanchers…

Tango is already deviant by the start of Double Life, so the burned ranch isn’t what triggers his deviancy or anything, but this does leave him with permanent damage. His model is built to withstand extreme heat and explosions, but I imagine that he gets so angry that his insides fry, circuits catching flame and making the plastic shell crack from the inside out, kind of like an engine fire erupting from the hood of a car. Jimmy knows next to nothing about androids, so he just does what he thinks is best: keeping Tango from hurting anyone else and… shouting every computer lingo phrase he can think of in the hopes it’ll do something to get him to calm down.

[fence-time]

Gosh I love these freaks

[slimslamflimflam]

HERE’S OLDER AVA STUFF I FORGOT TO PUT IN WITH THE OTHER DOODLES

[mezzmerizd]

I'm a firm believer of the "Tango raised the Ravagers for DO2" headcanon, and especially the idea that he used the hood whenever he did. Aka, whenever he's full Dungeon Master fit, the Ravagers are tame and passive around him. But if he's without the fit they don't recognize him and hunt him down (for dungeon testing purpose ykyk)

BUT. Because Zedaph helped Tango in testing and i just generally like Zedango, I feel like Zed helped raise some of the Ravagers as well :3 Meaning he's got some of the beasts being all snuggly towards him too, just for funsies <3

[mbohjeezart]

Finished a little something :P

[daily-tango-doodles]

Day 136: very smol tango because I almost fell asleep and forgot to post

[karimationkat]

[13/78]

This entire thing is based on two things,

my self-indulgent silly au where blue accidentally makes a shrinking potion, but it accidentally spilled over purple and KO/MT is fathering tiny purple

and my backstory headcanon for purple: purple has no pics from their childhood because only navy had the photos and had taken them as he left. No memories, no photos, no evidence of purples childhood was one of the topic post ep 30 Ko/mt and purple once talked about and ko/mt decided help make new memories.

And green just likes to tease purple and asked ko/mt to share the photos

Also, Purple doesn't remember a thing from while they were tiny

[verdantglow]

All the ‘zona dads + Brits + Iskall completely fucking losing it at the Hot Ones Challenge.

A couple of them tap out.

& Joe Hills just walks up, eats the ENTIRE FUCKING NUMBER 8 WING, & washes it down with COKE.

& then proceeds to do the same with the LAST TWO WINGS, just taking leisurely taking bites of his wings, nodding as he considers the flavors, a sip or two of Coke here or there.

“I’m hungry! I knew we were gonna be eating!” [gestures at table of ridiculously spicy wings]

This man is a cryptid & I love it.

[ghostyclay]

Hermitcraft season 10 is hermitcraft season 10 bc the lore is 10 times more insane than the other seasons were

[fantasykiri5]

Just woke up from a dream where the Ranchers POV of Double Life was turned into a play (musical with very little stage props. Honestly the music was really fucking banging, Jimmy was introduced to this song with really heavy electric guitar that reminded me melodically of 505 by arctic monkeys, it fucked like hell and he was singing his little heart out) that was performed in the gym of my old elementary/middle school, except Jimmy and Tango were actually played by the “real life” Jimmy and Tango (they looked more like the characters than the ytbrs, but they were supposed to be the real guys in my brain I guess) and I had gone out to walk the hallway around the gym with my partner to secure tape or whatever and when I went back into the gym they were like, FULLY kissing. Not like a trick-of-perspective stage kiss or something but like Jimmy had Tango almost dipped and they were fully kissing. Everyone in the gym was fucking SCREAMING freaking out about that, but my first thought was “holy shit Ranchers made out in Real Life?!” (of one-off VR smp fame, not real-real life) And both me and my partner absolutely lost our shit laughing. And then I immediately woke up. Wild stuff.

[puddleorganism]

Oh no oh god oh shit I can feel the brainrot taking hold,,,,

Anyway what if corrupted ranchers fusion

Inspired by @applestruda’s rancher fusion design btw forgot to mention that oops

Thinking about Tango corrupting after the ranch burned down (I think I remember gems corrupting under extreme stress??). Proceed to have a sick giant monster fight scene. Jimmy tries to calm Tango down and they end up fusing. Having another presence to calm him down helps ground Tango and Jimmy actually manages to talk him down!

(I wanna draw these scenes so bad but I cannot and will not draw humans/humanoids :< however…. I may be amenable to collabs if anyone was interested)

[foxalotlposts]

I gift you baby tango

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