#tanazaki siblings

[ilovechuuy4]

BSD 118 spoilers

I cant deal with you anymore asagiri TANAZAKI SIBLINGS ARENT EVEN BIOLOGICALLY SIBLINGS? KILLING TANAZAKI AND KENJI? ARE YOU ACTUALLY KNSANE. ARE YOU INSANE. LIKE UR NOT SRS. (I saw someone saying the singularity is on absorbing them and once its over they will come back and im putting my full trust in you) Also i believe id like to believe fyodor’s downside to his ability (since almost everyone has one) is he cant become a god and the more powerful of a person he takes over the weaker he becomes himself.f

[miyaisastar]

people i simp for. :)

Dazai, ayatsuji, toji, mikey, izana, Chuuya, dracula(castlevania), gojo, hatani siblings,Sigma, mqueen, senju, senzu, baji, Kunikida, half Of the twisted wonderland boys, mitsuya, chifuyu, choso, hanma, Tanazaki, alhaitam, nanami, Fukuzawa, kaveh, geto, maki,Atsushi , neuvillette, yuki, tifa, Aktugaw, wriothesley, sephiroth, Nikolai, Kazuha, leon s kennedy ,Fyodor, heizou, pantalone, Bram, sylus arlecchino, wanderer, Ango, zayne, lyney, jing yuan, tachihara, capitano ,raiden shogun, Tetchou, ororon, blade, yingxing, Jouno, capitano, dan heng ,xiloen Tachihara's brother, kinich, welt yang,Muichiori, navia, sunday, ranpo dr ratio, verlaine, Rimbaud ,sampo, aventurine, poe, american man uhh forgot his name, lovecraft, jiaoqiu, moze, alucard, alucard castlevania, sunday, gallagher, Mr reca

I'll add more soon

[imreallyonthishellsite]

facts abt my post canon bsd au (mostly atsushi and ada centric)

◇ takes place 4 years after everything with the DoA and Hunting Dogs is settled

◇ atsushi grows his hair back out so it's a little past his shoulders

◇ sigma joins the ADA

◇ fukuzawa retires but still comes around to check on his kids former employees and is on standby in case of any future disaster

◇ kunikida and ranpo agree to co-lead the agency. kunikida takes care of most of the paperwork and employee affairs (pour one out for kida) while ranpo keeps an eye out for cases that could be DoA level threat

◇ everybody gets therapy 🥳🎉!! that government hush money compensation check for being attacked by the Hunting Dogs was partially spent on a getting therapists who could actually help them with their issues (pour another one out for the therapists bc the shit they have to deal with...)

◇ genderfluid atsushi (he/she/they), agender dazai (he/him or it/its), nonbinary sigma (they/he)

◇ kunichuuzai canon. dazai and kunikida got together first, then kunikida and chuuya and finally after many schemes dazai and chuuya talked abt their feelings for each other and got together shortly after

◇ atsushi joins a local community college because she realized she can do stuff for herself outside of working. he's studying literature

◇ kyoka and kenji tried to go regular school for a short while before they realized that that they hated it, so kunikida toutered them helped them get a GED (public school couldn't handle them anyway)

(Idt its that bad but just in case) tw: implied w33d usage, implied paranoia, implied hallucinations.

◇ reason why atsushi was finally sent to therapy was bc they were convinced to get high to help their anxiety (one guess who convinced them) and had a bad trip. they got extremely paranoid, mentioned times he would hallucinate and had several concerning statements about himself. when he sobered up the agency said they were going and she only agreed to go if dazai went and surprisingly dazai agreed to go.(dazai planned to go one session and was somehow conned by his therapist to continue going)

◇ found family dazai, atsushi, Kyoka

◇ but also blood family bc wow dazai and atsushi are half siblings!! (Their dad was a hoe, I'll get into in a separate post)

◇ atsushi's orphanage gets shut down (ada birthday gift for atsushi) and gets a documentary made due to the horrific treatment of the children there

◇ sparring buddies chuuya and atsushi

◇ kyoka, kenji, aya and q friendship

◇ after being turned into a vampire akutagawa has sharper canines than the average human and while his lungs are slightly better he carries any inhaler with him just in case

◇ atsushi has more control over his ability in the future and can now shift into his full tiger form on command and communicate with byakko

◇ dazai is also working to control his ability more and can now shut it off for a few minutes before it kicks back on

◇ byakko is a sentient ability similar to arahbaki. she has been around for centuries and has had many different hosts, one who was the author of The Book.

◇ how did they defeat fyodor? Uhhhh he got eaten by rats, turned into one, the tiger ate him and bc of ability bs he stayed dead next question

◇ dazai also has slightly long hair and now uses a cane

◇ tanazaki sibs finally work on their codependency issues

◇ yosano and tachihara go to lunch every few weeks to talk abt shunzen and bond

◇ akuatsulucy canon

◇ sigma and ranpo bet on random shit together and ranpo is surprised at how talented sigma is at betting

◇ ranpoe are long distance relationship atm but poe is making arrangements to move to yokohama

◇ mori steps down as head of mafia for...reasons and kouyou swifty takes charge of the pm (it was supposed to be chuuya but he threatened to leave the whole city and dazai agreed to help sooo kouyou)

◇ atsushi and lucy take edibles

◇ atsushi and yosano both hate being called angel. If you do it it's the fastest way to lose an arm

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ive got nothing else to add to this atm so I might make second part one day. this was made before the recent chapters and wildly ignores canon and is built off of most of my headcanons. Bye 👋🏽 👋🏽

[silly-zai]

Chapter 118 spoilers but

The tanazaki siblings aren't siblings then??

Yes this is very different from last chapter's whole ass analysis but holy hell everyone is getting extra PTSD after this. And if kuni lives oml we need kunikida mental health chapters

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Soukoku Potterverse AU Pt. One Dazai Osamu

Here’s everyone’s ages for reference

(Year 7: 17 - 18)

(Year 6: 16 - 17)

(Year 5: 15 - 16) Ranpo, Yosano

(Year 4: 14 - 15) Chuuya, Dazai, Kunikida

(Year 3: 13 - 14) Akutagawa siblings, Tachihara, Tanazaki siblings

(Year 2: 12 - 13) Atsushi

(Year 1: 11 - 12) Kenji, Kyouka

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Information about wand cores & woods from The Unofficial Ultimate Harry Potter Spellbook and Harry Potter Wiki Fandom.

Dazai:

Basically Fukumori’s child

Fukuzawa and Mori are the co-heads of Hogwarts in this AU

Fukuzawa is the head of Ravenclaw House

Mori is the head of Slytherin

Blood Status: Pureblood (has Veela ancestry on his mother’s side)

House: Slytherin

He was a hatstall.

It took him nearly six minutes to be sorted.

Not because he was difficult to place but because there were just so many thoughts for the hat to sort through.

Wand Wood: Elder (wands of this wood are the most rare and are notoriously difficult to master. They often choose remarkable masters.)

Wand Core: Thestral hair (It’s regarded as an unstable, if not the most difficult, substance to use in wand-making. It’s potent, but a tricky core to master; only a witch or wizard who was capable of accepting death can do so.)

Length: 12 inches (30.48 cms)

Flexibility: Fairly pliable

Patronus: Thestral (his happy memory is when he met Chuuya)

Extra Ability: legilimency (ability to peer into a person’s thoughts and memories without their consent or knowledge) Also an animgus.

Speciality: Dark Arts, hexes and spells requiring precision and focus (particularly non verbal and wandless magic)

Just me over here, pushing the deaf Dazai agenda

Deaf Dazai does almost all of his spells non verbally although he can talk a bit

Favourite subject: Defence Against the Dark Arts

Very intelligent but doesn’t brag about it

Only answers if professors call on him

Hates studying but always gets good marks (this annoys Chuuya to no end)

Never participates in Flying Class, he just reads his suicide manual or taunts Chuuya.

Wasn’t allowed to participate in Flying Class after he tried to hang himself from a broom he suspended in mid air. He got detention for a month

Chuuya also got detention for egging him on.

They got in a fight and both ended up in the infirmary.

Later was picked for the slytherin team after his true aptitude for flying was shown

He stole a broom just so he can fly up to the window in Gryffindor Tower just to annoy Chuuya

Chuya tried to tell on him but no one believed him

Dazai was not caught and has never been to this day

He was caught with the broom because of a dare with Chuuya. (of course)

Mori and Koyou (head of Gryffindor house (yes I know she’s the same age as Ranpo but she seems so much older so we’re just gonna ignore that little fact)) recruited Dazai and Chuuya after catching them broom racing in the forbidden forest.

Dazai was picked to be the seeker

He said he had no interest in sport and declined

The team captain was begging him to join

Finally Chuuya convinced him by making the team just so they could go against each other.

Chuuya was picked to be a chaser at tryouts

Dazai can feel the tiniest vibration the golden snitch creates and that’s how he tracks it as well as his good eyesight.

Dazai was picked to be slytherin head boy by Mori in 5th year

[couponsfortherapyplz]

Don't forget the Tanazaki siblings not being siblings, Sigma pulling out 2 matchine guns, Dazai and Fyodor playing a little escape game with poison (a little gift from Nikolai), Fyodor being kinda immortal, and a helicopter Fukuchi being a 4 dimensional being :D

Fyodor getting down on one knee looking like he's about to PROPOSE to Atsushi was not on my 119 bingo card. I don't think it'd ever be on my bsd bingo card in general. Imagine going back in time 6+ years before the start of the whole arc and someone from the future is like, yeah, I predict in the future the half of ADA getting gooped, there's a Fukuchi helicopter spinning out of control, Fyodor calling Aya a princess, and getting down on one knee for Atsushi. it sounds like a crack theory made at like 3 am while sleep deprived. HELP.

[askbungostraypuppies]

Does Kunikida take care of Atsushi when Dazai is busy? And what does the Tanazaki siblings think of Atsushi?

The Tanizaki siblings gets along with Atsushi really well! Especially Jun’ichiro as they’re the same age!

Kunikida babysits Atsushi whenever Dazai’s ‘busy’ (He probably went out to go flirt) but Atsushi doesn’t mind as he like Kunikida~~

[bigender-cowboy]

I JUST LOST KENJI TOO LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DUDE HE WAS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVS WHY ARE MY FAVS DROPPING LIKE FLIES (at least the Tanazaki “siblings” aren’t siblings-?)

DOSTOEVSKY WTF

NOT DEMURE. NOT NONCHALANT. NOT CUTESY.

[piisuke]

I can't tell my sister shit I was telling her about Choso in the most recent chapter and she flat out said "It sounds like you only like him bc he's a good older brother and you have brother trauma" WHEN I SAY I WAS ON THE FLOOR

But yeah I like older brother figures and fall for characters that are really good to their little siblings. Not like the Tanazaki/Naomi way but like Badd/Zenko way

Also it's important to mention one my brother's (the trauma brother) was supposed to be her step dad. She's not my real sister. Her mom 1) dated my brother and were supposed to get married and 2) adopted me when my mom died

So here I am, a fool

[ashen-sky]

So before toy read, know I have not read most of the bungo stray dogs manga. I've only read about as much as the anime. Now, on to my rambles!

So, I'm rewatching bungo stray dogs and I got to the scene where the Tanazaki siblings are eating together and I had an idea. What if Naomi is a permanent illusion created by Tanizaki, similar to Mavis and Zera from fairytail except Tanizaki is aware she's not real.

Maybe she's an illusion of a girlfriend he lost, and he says she's his sister so people don't question why she's always with him.

Either way, somethings up with the siblings (aside from their weird relationship) because everyone had a reason for joining the agency and we don't know theirs. Plus, Tanizaki showed no hesitation when he went to kill Mori. He was almost too good at it.

Anyways, maybe the manga absolutely destroys my theory but whatever. If it doesn't, leave your thoughts. If it does, feel free to tell me.

[pandalollipops]

Ive absolutely become obsessed with bungou stray dogs im just scared to look at too much fan content and spoil stuff. You bet your fucking ass im gunna read the manga when im done with the anime. But so far heres my hot take on some of the characters:

Atsushi. Baby. Baby boy.

Dazai and me are pretty much the same person except ya know, im not in the mafia mafia if youre hiring let me know

Yosano absolutely has a tragic back story I can feel it. Imagine wanting to be a doctor and help people but knowing if you really wanna help them you have to make them worse.

Fukuzawa. Father of the ada as well as me. I love my father. Hes a very good man. #1 dad.

Rampo if a fucking mess someone help him.

Kenji is my child whom Id die for. Sunshine boy. My sunflower child.

Question to the Tanazaki siblings: what the fuck

Chuuya. Himbo. Can step on me and call me poor and id apologize and say thank you.

Akutagawa honey please find an asthma pump. Here borrow mine, it should help your lungs.

Q?? Juuzou is that you??

Mori. Pedophile. Fuck you. Next.

F scott fitzgerald. Whats up evil gatsby

Lovecraft are you okay? Like what the fuck seriously are you okay? What are you? (Im on like ep 23 please dont spoil it for me)

Hawthorne. Far to attractive to be a priest. Forgive me father for i have sinned.

Mark twain baby please close your shirt i love you but youre gunna catch a cold.

Edgar allen poe i loVE YOU. YOU FUNKY LITTLE EMO. YOU AND YOUR PET RACCOON. FUNKY LITTLE TRASH BOY.

[jakeranda]

meursault soup

tanazaki siblings are lying and/or junichiro isn’t who he say he is

shuji tsushima

I’m thinking about making one of these for bsd memes and theories, obviously I won’t be able to fit in every reference, but put your favorite meme/theory/funny moment in the tags or comments and what tier you think it should go in (1 being the most well known to 5 being the most obscure)

[pxrtalmxster]

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I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: DazaiThe character I never expected to love as much as I do now: KyoukaThe character everyone else loves that I don’t: AkugatawaThe character I love that everyone else hates: MoriThe character I used to love but don’t any longer: RanpoThe character I would totally smooch: Chuuya The character I’d want to be like: AtsushiThe character I’d slap: Dazai (For being such an idiot sometimes)A pairing that I love: Soukoku (Although I’m not as big on it as others. I see the appeal though.)A pairing that I despise: Tanazaki siblings. (why is this canon? I cringe)