#tallahasee

[angelx1992]

[cabezadeperro]

jaytim playlist but it's just mountain goats songs

(in order: oceanographer's choice, old college try, woke up new)

[planet4546b]

i have such a clear vision for how sayerhale works in my head that i cannot figure out how to verbalize and i only see clearly when i am listening to mountain goats songs. but i cannot figure out how to communicate it. but oh god its like ezekiel 7 and the permanant effiecency of grace. In here.

[fwc123-4]

HOW MANY ....NOLE STRONG

My Friends This Is For Tallahasee and FSU ….I Hope All Who Read It Act What A Week In #Florida ….Especially #Tallahasee  ….At #FSU #FloridaState We Love Our State … So Today We Sadly Dedicate HOW MANY  … By Our Founder Fred Christian…To The FSU and Tallahasee Community  … We Hope You Will Read It Share It and Act … To Stop The Insane #GunViolence in Our Community States And Nation  ……

[torpublishinggroup]

"Interstellar Guide to the Planet Earth" by TJ Klune

By the end of this guide, you will have been given the tools in order to safely and carefully visit Earth. If you should have further questions, please see Glorbak the Destroyer of Worlds, who will be happy to answer any inquiries you may have.

Remember: Exploration is the key to survival!

1.   You meant to travel to the HUMAN LAND OF DEARBORNE MICHIGAN, but because of the bending of space and time, you accidentally ended up in the dark place known as TALLAHASEE FLORIDA. Do not fret! Though Florida is considered an area where dreams go to die (also see THE HUMAN LAND OF TEXAS), there are many wonderful things to discover, such as bugs, humidity, reptiles and HUMANS called JESSICA who chew loudly while running a business called a NAIL SALON. This is used to sharpen the talons of humans, and to paint them different colors. Though not much is known about this tradition, it is thought that it grants powers to the HUMANS who visit this establishment.

2.   Oh no! While exploring the HUMAN LAND OF NORTH YORKSHIRE ENGLAND, you happen to see a GREY disguised as a chimney sweep. As you are well aware, GREYS are an odious species whose entire way of life is built around anal probing. Though we have a treaty with the GREYS, it is important to remember that anal probing does not provide any scientific and/or medical knowledge. Given that the GREYS have the technology to do non-invasive full body scans, it’s unknown why they continue to proceed through the back entrance. If you come across a GREY preparing to do just that, please remind them that it is against RULE 5#$7^45J to proceed with anal probing without the expressed permission of the one being probed. Consent is important no matter what part of the universe you are in!

"Interstellar Guide to the Planet Earth" by TJ Klune

3.   HUMAN HOLES. Though it may seem disgusting to an elevated species, HUMANS evolved to have multiple holes in their bodies. Do not be scared! These are imperative to their survival. We have already discussed one hole (the anus), but did you know that humans have several more? The most diabolical is the hole in the top parts of their bodies, otherwise known as a MOUTH. Inside the MOUTH is a wet piece of muscle surrounded by shards of bone that pierce through the flesh. This is, as far as we can tell, a “feeding hole”, the bones used to break up sustenance, and the muscle inside swirls it around. In addition, there are glands in the MOUTH HOLE that create lubrication. It is unknown if this lubricant is poisonous. If you should see a HUMAN leaking lubricant from its MOUTH HOLE, it is either a) hungry or b) getting ready to attack. One line of thought is that the lubrication allows HUMANS to breathe fire, though no evidence of this has been noted.

4.   Most HUMANS have communication devices they carry around with them at all times. Interestingly, these devices seem to have an unintended consequence: not one of them could survive without it. If, on the off chance, you find yourself surrounded by a mob of HUMANS CARRYING TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, tell them you are going to take their communication devices away. Most likely, they will crumble and dissolve into LEAKING LUBRICANT FROM THEIR EYE HOLES, begging you not to do what you said. Some have suggested that the HUMAN’S life forces are tethered to these devices, and if they are taken away, there is a chance the HUMANS will turn feral.

5.   And finally, the most important: DO NOT ASK HUMANS WHO THEY VOTED FOR. On Earth, people “choose” their leaders on a special day filled with love and celebration and good feelings. However, the HUMANS elected are oft considered “really bad at their job” and “unable to speak in coherent sentences.” In a fascinating turn of events, the HUMANS appear to be rare creatures who are somewhat advanced, but also continually make terrible decisions just because they’re mad about certain things that have no basis in reality. If you do make the mistake of asking a HUMAN who they voted for, chances are you will be stuck in a conversation that will last as long as the life of a star. The only way to get out of said conversation is to announce you voted for the other leader running in the election. This will most likely incense the speaker to say things like, “DAMN YOU, YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF” before leaving. Congratulations, you survived an encounter!

[badvictim]

[optimisticsweetsruins]

MY VERSION OF SWANFIRE (AND OF BAE'S STORY) - PART 1

fuck it, this is my canon: bae left the enchanted forest, landed in london, was in a workhouse, lived on the streets, became the darling's adopted son, gave himself up to the shadow to save his new found family, was on hook's ship for about 5-6 months and after hook gave him up to the lost boys he became "the rebel" of the island, refusing to join the lost boys. he is stuck in neverland for around 250 years, and during this time he is trying to find a way off the island (and he does with pan's shadow). he escapes without pan's permission (no, pan did not let him leave, bae was just that good) and lands in manhattan.

[now, all this is pretty much canon, but from here on a lot of things happen differently in my mind]

bae is 14 years old, he steals the yellow bug and emma breaks into that stolen car (classic, we all know this moment). but this is not a 16 - 17 year old emma, but a 13 year old emma (pls don't ask me why they're stealing cars at their ages, they're just wild like that). the scene plays out as it is, except they don't get caught by the officer and emma agrees to hang out with bae, who actually introduces himself as flynn (sorry but i hate the name neal).

they become best friends and parteners in crime, bae turns 15 and they celebrate his birthday with a candle on a cupcake, and they just do a bunch of illegal things together. they steal, they break into places, they scheme and plot and they become so close that they actually seem in sync sometimes. they develop this out of this world connection and emma starts to like him a little more than friends, though these feelings are not necessarily true for bae/flynn, who really just sees her as his best friend.

they still plan to go to tallahasee, but that whole thing with the watches happens and it pretty much plays as it does in the show. august booth (maybe at around 17-18 years old) tells bae that he needs to leave emma alone because she is destined to break the curse at 15. not 28 but 15. bae frames emma and she gets some sort of punishment for those stolen watches.

bae feels horrible but he now has something to be more concerned about. pan's shadow is hunting him down, trying to take him back to neverland and bae is not having it. he is able to dodge it a few times but he is eventually caught by pan himself and taken back to neverland. i can't imagine something more horrific than that. to spend two centuries on this cursed island, trying to find an escape while surviving and fighting against the lost boys, escape it JUST so that you are stuck there again. i'd lose all my hope cause i'm not spending another 200 years to find another way off the island.

back in the real world, emma turns 15 and she also celebrates by blowing a candle on a cupcake inside the yellow bug and her wish is the same "to not be alone on her birthday". next second, someone knocks on the window and it's...august booth. i like to think that in the past 2 years, emma met august somehow and she relatively trusts him. august tells her that he needs her help to get to this town called "storybrooke", because he wants to find inspiration for his book. emma accepts, she drives him there and she just ends up staying there for months. henry still exists but he is hot her child, he's just a random one that regina adopted BUT emma does find him very adorable and she likes staying with him. henry does tell her that she is the saviour and blablabla. emma breaks the curse (not sure how but she does), she falls through the portal with mary margaret and basically season 2 happens.

[hunniebbie]

Remember that little old cowgirl waiting for you back in that red river valley, waiting back in that Tallahasee

I love you

[gay-little-axolotl]

DAY 13 OF @constance-appreciation-weeks

she’s Igor Tallahasee, a cowboy vampire from Transylvania and she’s come to SUCK YOUR BLOOD LIL’ DOGGIE

[themoralgoats]

Which tallahasee line should I caption this year’s clayberta art with

[charlie-just-me]

Hey humans! I recently went to the Tallahasee 3-stage! I'll post pictures when I figure out how to upload stuff from my phone to my laptop (I'm kinda dumb)

See ya around fellow Rock-A-Fire and Chuck E. Cheese animatronic fans

[cabezadeperro]

did you know that mr mountain goats wrote tallahasee (2002) about roy and dick in outsiders (2003)

[lacedwithcrack]

its been one of those winters pass the tallahasee

[qubixo1]

Two men killed in Florida State University garge has been identified as romantic men, the food workers

These two killed Thursday in a big shot to Florida State University . Morales and Aba were among the Eyes of Eyes of injury to Tallahasee shots before the daytime. Hospitals proved to be affected by expectations to be healed. Phoenix Ikner, 20, FSU student is a member of a Leon County Sheriff’s Office The second, was known by the authority as an appointment. Were shot by the Tallasses when they…

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2 killed, at least 6 injured in mass shootings at Florida State University

The 20-year-old son of the deputy of a sheriff opened fire on Thursday with his mother’s former service weapon at Tallahassees Florida State University, killed two people and wounded at least six more, said the investigators. Officers who arrived on the scene shot and wounded the man after refusing to adhere to the commands, said Lawrence Revell, chief of police from Tallahasee. The authorities…

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2 killed, at least 6 injured in mass shootings at Florida State University

The 20-year-old son of the deputy of a sheriff opened fire on Thursday with his mother’s former service weapon at Tallahassees Florida State University, killed two people and wounded at least six more, said the investigators. Officers who arrived on the scene shot and wounded the man after refusing to adhere to the commands, said Lawrence Revell, chief of police from Tallahasee. The authorities…