#tall varian

[moondwellerthatdwells]

There's discourse about Varian's height????????2????2???2???2???2??

[aliciasinferno]

For every short Varian post I'm seeing I'll only more adamantly believe in and love tall Varian

It's my favorite headcanon and every time someone says "tiny", "small" or "short" I'll only love the opposite more

It's okay if you don't like it, but on my blog tall Varian is best Varian

[michaelwasheere]

Sos

guys is tall varian a fetish or something weird.. because I see a bunch of people acting weird about it (rlly weird..)🙁🙁 and I just want to know because I like the idea of varian being tall BUT I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO.. I’m new to this fandom so I do not know a lot…

IF IT IS IM GONNNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO SHORT VARIAN

[talariee]

I DIDN'T KNOW THE TALL VARIAN ANON WAS SOMEONE WE SHOULDN'T RESPOND TO SORRY

[verysociallyakward]

Do you think there's only one tall Varian troll with several blogs or that those blogs all are different people?

I think it started as one but now they have multiplied. There are at least three of them now.

Once the fandom became aware of the anons we stopped responding and the discourse faded. But as new members joined they were unaware of the anons and fell for their bait causing a return of the anons. Hence this ask and subsequent post.

So just a warning to new members:

IF SOMEONE IS ASKING YOU ABOUT TALL VARIAN IT IS MOST LIKELY A TROLL AND YOU SHOULD NOT INTERACT. IF THEY START HARASSING YOU OR THREATENING YOU THEN TURN OFF ANONYMOUS ASKS OR TURN OFF ASKS ALTOGETHER.

But also note that not everyone who likes tall Varian is a troll and you should treat them with respect and kindness.

One last thing, VAT7K is unique in a way that allows anyone to do anything they want with the characters and stories. If you want Varian to be tall or short that's up to you, just don't be a dick about it.

[varian-is-the-best]

I'm torn between tall and strong Varian.

Sure, one thing doesn't exclude the other.

But there's a bit more to it.

I genuinely like shows of strength like...

Like Clark lifting a box of dumbells that Lois couldn't even budge and crushing a cabinet when he throws it away. My Adventures with Superman.

Or Tarzan pushing a desk with one hand that Jane couldn't even move. The Legend of Tarzan.

Or Raphael casually carrying all his brothers. Rottmnt.

With those big, brawny characters that's expectable.

BUT.

Seeing small characters do that, that's so much funnier.

Pippi casually lifting her horse with one hand is so cute. Pippi Longstocking.

Or Velma running with the whole gang stacked on her. Scooby Doo.

Or Mikey carrying Raph and Leo on his shoulders like parrots. Rottmnt.

That, is peak comedy, pure gold.

That's why I like fanart of Varian being incredibly strong when he's shorter than anyone.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of Varian growing into a giant, but when it's about him being strong, I think it's much cuter when he's small and nobody expects it.

The whole appeal that makes it really amusing is, at least to me, that nobody who doesn't know him really expects it.

Varian as an 7-foot tall adult lifting a huge rock, sure, why not, but 5-foot adult Varian lifting a horse and everyone doing the Pikachu face, that is much better.

So, I'd say it depends on my mood. Both are nice, so why settle on just one? Do it differently each time instead of one single monotony.

[zonerobotnik]

Cassandra had been away for a few years, and the length of her hair reflected that, but she was still completely unprepared for how much Varian had grown from 16 to 25. He was tall, taller than Eugene even, and definitely had grown to be extremely handsome. His hair was longer, his stripe had doubled, and he now had a goatee. Cassandra stepped into the throne room where the party was taking place and saw several girls and even some guys begging him for a dance, right as he was leaving another person he had been dancing with. "Let me rest for a bit!" He laughed, walking away from the crowd. He headed for the door, most likely to get some air, and stopped short when he realized who he passed by, turning to her.

She didn't dare to turn around. He was right behind her, but she couldn't look over her shoulder. It was one thing to look at him from a distance, but to have him right behind her was...wow. Her shoulder barely reached his elbow. His abs, almost visible through his dress shirt, were eye-level. She barely reached his broad chest and she could tell that he had some muscles under his long sleeves. She glanced down, realized that there was a considerable bulge in his pants and briefly considered its size when it was erect, her cheeks going pink. He was hot, very hot, she had never seen anyone so hot. She could understand why all those girls and guys were fawning around him. She was tempted to reach out and touch his abs, but she stayed rooted to the spot, frozen in place, her mind running over the last conversation they had, nine years ago. He had reached out to her, pleaded with her, trying to get her to give up on her ambitions with the Moonstone, and she hadn't listened, and he had hardened his expression and focused on taking her down until she managed to destroy his weapon. She hadn't been brave enough to speak to him after it was all over. She was afraid to speak now. She could feel him behind her, his breathing steady, and she glanced up to see his face finally and realized that he, too, was uncertain of how to start a conversation. "...Hi." He finally managed. "Hi." She echoed, then turned to him. "It's...been a while." "Yeah." He nodded. "...Do you...wanna dance?" He offered her his hand, bigger than she remembered it, and she hesitated before moving her hand up and taking it, letting him guide her to the dance floor. "I...notice you still have the Cassandrium." He said as they started to waltz. "I've never taken it off." She admitted, looking up at him. Maybe...it was time to bury old hatchets and...reconsider old possibilities again? -- I spent way too much time and effort on this and I might do more from this because I kind of watch to draw them dancing but here's Tall Varian with Cassandra. I spent too much time drawing his abs before realizing I needed to cover them, lmao, so I had to mention them.

[mgrdetangled]

I completed the request far later than anticipated, but I finally found the time to do it. This one was a request for....

Anonymous?

Drat, I cannot tag the Anon who asked me for this. It was the requester who asked me for pictures of Tall Varian.

Even if I cannot locate the original requester, I wouldn't call it a loss. I like drawing Eugerian anyways. Even if it means putting off work that I should be doing.

[varianklait]

If I am asked which topic is the most toxic in its own way, it is the topic with tall Varian anon. I've been reading something about this story for a long time and there is always something interesting that cuts the border between Tangled and Vat7k.

But you can also argue..

[iampervertedtangledfan]

The poll is finished! Shorter Won!

And just look at the number! Hail Satanas!

[aliciasinferno]

I just want to fully disclose this since I don't think anyone should like a post of mine without knowing this

I DO like the idea of Varian growing tall, I do like buff Varian, I do like giant Varian

If you don't like that, it's OK

I just don't want you to get associated with me without knowing that

If you don't want to have anything to do with me, that's fine

I just thought you should know that before you like or follow me

[aliciasinferno]

There simply is nothing better than Varian growing really, really tall

Since you can’t zoom in on the images via ask, here are some higher quality versions from this post. You might not have been able to see it before, but he’s in chains and being watched closely by two guards. I forgot to draw the ball and chain and Pascal in the last frame. :P

[dasketcherz]

finally getting along with the in-laws 💕

[aliciasinferno]

💞

hes not listening not one bit 🌸

[iampervertedtangledfan]

The public has spoken!

[aliciasinferno]

OK, since nobody else will, I'll say it

Not everybody who likes tall Varian is evil

Not everybody who likes tall Varian is a troll

If you don't like him tall, don't draw or write him tall

And if you think all anons are the same person, turn off anon asks

But stop acting like everybody who likes this headcanon is the same person

Tall Varian is just fun, nothing more

If you like the headcanon that Varian will grow tall, that doesn't mean you support racists, sexists, homophobes, anti-semites, it just means that you enjoy a headcanon about a cartoon character