#tall girl problems

[wh0-1s-m1aaaa]

Look, I eat up the Abby and Ellie fics like its thanksgiving. But I am so tired of y/n being a whopping 5’0 every other fic “Abby hovered over” “she leaned down to whisper” Im 5’11 and a 1/2. Abby is not leaning down to speak w me. And Ellie sure as hell ain’t either☹️

Alr love y’all‼️🗣️🩷

[historian-in-pearls]

They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue (or in a seat at the symphony) but my legs are too long 💅🏻

[jokes aside my legs do not fit in this theatre, I’m in pain 😂]

[normafuckingrockwell]

i love being tall but MAN do i sometimes get jealous of short girls when they can get THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

[rubyvroom]

Q: How come you never wear dresses, rubyvroom? You don't like them? A: I love dresses! I just... Mental image: a dress meant to be ankle length hitting me at my knees Mental image: a skirt meant to be knee length fitting me like a mini Mental image: a mini-skirt looking basically indecent Mental image: every single dress looking like it shrunk in the laundry when placed on my body A: No, I don't like dresses

[insufferablelesbian]

I know a lot of tall women, and especially tall teenage girls, who have bad posture bc they're self-conscious and try to make themselves smaller. however, I love being tall. my bad posture is caused by the killer combination of bad eyesight and living in a house BUILT FOR SHORT PEOPLE

[neutral-simplicity]

I need to move cities, I swear I must but in the shortest city in the country 🥹. I’m not even *that* tall (I’m around 5’9) and yet I’m pretty sure I’m taller than nearly everyone here. It feels rare to even see a guy my height, let alone taller than me. Maybe I need to move to the Netherlands or something

[last-aid-kit]

asking for a friend is it difficult to make marshmallows at home bcos im on my period and i want marshmallows but im too lazy to go out and buy them and too shy to ask anyone to get them for me yet i have the audacity to think i can pull off making them at home

[elephants-with-reading-glasses]

As a Very Tall Girl (6'1), wearing a pair of jeans that reach my ankles makes me feel like a million bucks. My newest pair, that nearly touch the floor and have pockets deep enough for two (2) books on each side, make me feel like conquering the universe.

[humanmostlikely]

You know those character x chubby/plus-size reader fics meant to make people feel adored by their fictional LI and better about their size? I need those but with a specifically tall female reader. All my life I’ve felt bulky and unfeminine because of my height (5’10”/178 cm; elementary school was a b!tch) and I just want to fantasize about my comfort character finding me attractive anyway and letting me know it.

[zaratustraelsabio]

Dana Rettke x3

[wren-phoenix-sideblog]

Some days I feel a desperate yearning to be used as a mattress

[historian-in-pearls]

A fiftyish guy came up to me and looked me up & down and asked, “So exactly how long are those legs?” I can’t decide if I’m overreacting if I’m creeped out by that. Maybe he was just curious? But it was a weird vibe

[sweet-alt-lillacs]

One of the greatest joys of a tall woman is finding a pair of jeans that not only fit appropriately, but come all the way down til they touch the top of you feet.

I am 5'10 AFAB she/they, I have a 35 inch inseam and and 43 inch Foot to Hip Ratio. My legs themselves are 3'6. My legs on their own are the height of an American 1st Grader. I have the average inseam measurement of a man who is 6'7. At least according to bikecommuterhero.com (the only source I could find).

Today, I was at Walmart browsing the clearance rack with very little time. I saw a beautiful pair of dark wash flare jeans in my size for $21. They looked super long so I gave them a chance without trying them on. I got home and they not only came to the tops of my feetz but they also almost hit the ground on the back of my ankle. I would pay $100 for a pair of jeans that made me feel this beautiful.

[l0ne-s0ul24]

I just want to be small and dainty and to be able to sit on your lap without fear that I’m too heavy, or being uncomfortable after 5 min because I’m contorted in a way that my legs are numb or my butt is numb… and also by not having a butt I feel like I’m just poking you with my bones and it’s uncomfy.

Also I want to be able to be picked up and not almost have a panic attack because I feel so weird and just not fragile enough to be picked up… I wish I was able to stand at the front of the pictures and not always in the back because of my height.

I want to be the one that’s small enough to sit on someone’s lap in the backseat and not be folded like a croissant or have someone sit on top of me.. like.. it’s humiliating… I’d rather walk or Uber there.

Why do I have to be so tall and awkward and clumsy and I look like a troll trying to be girly, because on top of that, I’m built like a fucking brick so I cannot be tall and skinny and dainty, I’m tall and muscular and awkward and I hate it.

I hate myself everyday, but for some reason my height dysphoria is at an all time high since December.

[cevansbrat0007]

heyy girl, i want to start off and say your work is just too good. i was wondering if you could write a lil sum sum for the black and tall girlies??

Hi, friend! Thank you so much - always happy to hear when someone enjoys the stuff that falls out of my brain. I've always lived the life of a short black girl, but I'd be happy to try something for you.

Any particular CE character of the ones I write for, or scenario(s). Just to kind of give me an idea?

-B

[doomed-jester]

The worst part about being tall is that things that would make me seem cute and impish if I were shorter instead make me come off as an orc barely passing as a human.