#tal rants

[tallyhawley]

Sighs really loudly in Boostle Brainrot

[talekinesis]

TUMBLR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU TUMBLR

ITS ON SIGHT

I WAS WRITING A FIC, AND I WAS MAKING SO MUCH PROGRESS, I WAS IN MY ZONE

AND WHAT DO YOU DO

YOU CLOSE ME OUT OF MY DRAFT AND DELETE ALL THE PROGRESS I MADE

MY ENTIRE FIC, GONE

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THIS F-CKING RIDDLE AND MAKE IT RHYME

I'M GONNA PUT Y'ALL IN HAMSTER WHEELS AND NEVER LET YOU OUT

Edit: I've actually never been so angry to the point of physically shaking, yet here I am

[tallyhawley]

Moo Deng is life

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

[d1sc01nf3rn0]

I'm seeing a lot of people with neurodivergency, specially under the autism spectrum say that "Laios is annoying, never shuts up, is insensitive, and I can't stand him"; and the irony is not lost on me lmao.

[t4tdanvis]

every time i meet a laurance stan theres like a 15% chance theyll like gene, 25% chance theyll just go "eh ok", and a 60% chance theyll go "hey u really like this character right? and u dont want people hating on ur comfort character right to ur face right? here have a 20 paragraph essay i typed up on how much i hate him, including details like how i portray him as an abuser and a rapist! u dont need to thank me :)"

[joshuaalbert]

haunts and vexes me how many times I’m like ok is this fuckup of a bajoran name an intentional in-universe microaggression to show that a lot of people still don’t know very much about their culture or did the writers just not watch ensign ro

[tallyhawley]

So you’re telling me the entirety of the security breach games, and the franchise from then on, could have been COMPLETELY DIFFERENT? WHAT?! Considering the fact that I DO NOT LIKE WHERE FNAF HAS HEADED AFTER SECURITY BREACH (lore wise) I think that Scott’s original idea would have been amazing.

I honestly think that Burntrap shouldn’t have moved either, and I think that peering through some machinery to get a better look at him would have been eerie, like a decaying movie prop like Scott said. Not only that, but it would sort of be like finding old decaying animatronics in real life from like… I dunno, Chucky cheese. ANYWAY maybe in another universe, we got the FNAF Security Breach lore that we deserve…

clipping this specific question from the scott cawthon interview because wow does this explain a lot about security breach

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

ib disco, adira's boyfriend has such powerful femboy vibes that my sister keeps misgendering him as "she"

ok so this has been in my drafts for so long because I looked it up and accidentally found out that the actor is actually trans so I should really get my sister to stop doing tha- wait we already watched them all, it's too late, crap

We had all been correcting her every time, (she thought he was a girl the very first time his character was onscreen and didn't ever fully get that he wasn't) but she didn't really try very hard to get his pronouns right, or adira's, once they came out as non-binary, so nearly every time one or both of them was on screen, my brother and sister (who, annoyingly, like to talk about the show during it) would be trying to ask their questions or laugh about what was going on by retelling it, but just constantly tripped over all the pronouns in a mess of gender confusion

[cavaliersecondary]

genuinely so fucking tired of the 'conversation' around 'trauma dumping'. none of you know how to use that word AND none of you motherfuckers understand what boundaries are. like yes if theres a pattern of someone or multiple people throwing heavy and triggering shit on you unprompted then theres an issue and they need to redirect their behavior, but so do you!! you need to communicate if you are uncomfortable and/or do not have the capacity to discuss things!!! YOU.

[multifandom-damnation]

I feel like I should put this out here with everyone calling Taliesin selfish and saying that the other people at the table should be mad at him, but I am currently going through that with one of my newbie players right now. I'm a newbie DM, and none of my players watches any DnD-related shows and this is their first-ever game, and we are three games in. There was a very real discussion last week about wanting to kill off a player character and wanting to know what to do about it if he actively does things that go against what the party wants or does things that put them in danger. He wants his character to be 'unpredictable' and 'chaotic' but has been doing things that routinely get himself into trouble or put the party in jeopardy, like drinking the blood of a poison frog after killing it and getting poisoned, or trying to sneak up behind a band of bandits robbing town after being explicitly told to hide and rolling a nat1 and nearly getting the group caught.

As a new DM and a people pleaser at heart, I've really struggled to come up with fair but appropriate consequences for these actions, and the rest of the party (his fiance especially!) are super pissed off with him for being reckless to the point of asking me what they should do about it and how they can get rid of him and make him roll a new PC.

I felt really bad for him because its obvious that he wasn't doing any of this to be malicious but he was playing a pirate and he wanted to demonstrate him being unhinged and crazy and unstable, so it was a really hard discussion to have and I could tell that he was a little disappointed no matter how much I told him he was going a good job and the character is really fun even if he does have his moments, but everybody else was seemingly against him. If he was doing it on purpose, it would have been different, but he was very apologetic and listened to what was being said but didn't know what else to do because he likes his character but doesn't know how to portray what he wants to portray without putting the others in danger and sacrificing a core aspect of his character. I didn't have the answer either so it was really difficult. And I still don't think we've reached a solution.

I don't know where I was going with this, but I guess I just wanted to say that everybody is super mad at Taliesin (I'm not, the man has never done anything wrong in my eyes) but it's almost impossible to know what's going on in somebodies head or how they are interpreting certain things or the story they are trying to tell. So no matter what you're feeling about the choices that were made tonight and the outcome that occurred, can we all just be nice and not make such horrible comments? I've been seeing some really awful stuff and I know the gang has to develop some thick skin working in the career that they do, but I just know if it were me or my players experiencing such hate and backlash over a decision they made, like eating an obviously cursed cupcake or tearing a significant doll in half, I would be devastated.

[lavellane]

what if. hypothetically. i didnt sacrifice the chargers in demands of the qun :(

[tallyhawley]

Old comics were so silly 😭😭

(I know none of the context but it’s funny to assume 💀)

[talekinesis]

Men are literally fucking gorgeous

Like y'all don't realize how pretty you are, and I think it's because "pretty" is used as an insult when it comes to men because it implies you're "less manly," or whatever

But like, fuck that, no, y'all are PRETTY, very pleasing to look at /p

I wish more men felt comfortable wearing dresses, decorating their bodies with jewelry, or wearing makeup even if it's something simple like eyeliner, because y'all literally have no idea how good it looks on you

Just wear it with confidence.

A dress isn't 'womens clothing.' If you own it, then it's a man's clothing

If you own heels, those are a man's pair of shoes. They're only seen as women's because of marketing and rules that we made up

Like, just own it

Sincerely

- A bisexual agenderfluid person who thinks everyone looks good in everything and everyone should wear everything all the time

[tiny-gay-satan]

i am very literally shorter THAN AN IKEA KIDS WARDROBE. I am around 157cm (1m 57cm or 5'2) this BEHEMOTH is 181cm... IT IS MADE FOR KIDS AND I WLD STILL BE 30CM SHORTER

[ratfc]

Até pode ser estúpido mas irrita-me profundamente que o top post do #sporting cp seja do Rúben Dias...

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

Do you ever just feel like a joke sometimes when the stuff you used to be passionate about suddenly gets a lot of attention like years after you give up trying to connect through it. Like yeah, it was good, and somehow it's only good when I'm done talking about it.