#take this smol piece o' art

[carrrrino]

Wow! I cannot believe you're working on all this mostly alone? Lord, I've been trying to bring attention to this as much as I can recently, but after reading your last post, I'mma try to double up the efforts on trying to get you some support. When I originally saw the animation, I seriously thought a whole production company was working on a UTMV project with the quality of the animation. Seriously, your animation has inspired me a lot, and seeing SD in an animation made me so happy. He's a personal favorite of mine, and truly makes me giddy to see that he's gonna be involved in this! I do feel like once this is put out, you'll gain a loyal and supportive audience. I'm here for the ride, and been keeping up with updates for a good while now, I believe in you! You're pulling off a MASSIVE feat, and the fact that you haven't given up is utterly insane. You should start calling yourself Frisk with the sheer determination you're showing. I'm excited to see future progress, (p.s Error looks so flipping amazing that my jaw dropped.) and honestly more stuff on No-Name. His concept so far is awesome dude. Very unique, intriguing and interesting. Take your time, and don't burn yourself out! Make sure to take care of yourself, and have fun with this. Much love <3 And Good luck!!

Thank you for the kind words, and double thank you for the support! I'm really glad my animations inspire you (and look a bit professional), I never thought I'd have that kind of influence. I'll make sure to take my time as well; this is a pretty big project now. Sometimes I can't help myself though, I'm so excited — and I'm glad you guys are too :)!

I'm answering other asks as well, sorry it's taking so long ^^'!

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

PSA: These Brackets contain multiple Ch!WilburSoot ships, We DO NOT stand with CC!WilburSoot actions, and send all of our support toward shubble, if you are uncomfortable with these ships, please don't interact and/or block the wilbur soot tag. if those ships are too problematic, they can be replaced. anyway his ass got destroyed

Welcome to the MCYT Crackships Bracket!

Here, we will be seing which crackship is the best, and because that statement is vague, you get to make your opinion!

Each crackships was randomly agenced from Characters You chose! (This also sadly means we can't take more submissions, at least yet (mcyt crackships brackets V.2. Confirmed ???))

This is all meant to be in good fun, so please be respectfull with others and use propaganda the least wisely you can! (propaganda isn't endorsed, it's encouraged!)

We as a community can get inspired by these, make art! fanfics! (and if you do, please tag me) of your favorite Crackship!

Maybe we could even find a name for them, after all, maybe the next "big ship" will be in this, who knows?

WE ARE NOW IN THE SEMIFINALS!

The brackets will not be revealed yet, but when all of the polls will be published! this way, we can still get you surprised!

*Orionsound - Rat SMP version

*LDshadowlady - Empire SMP season 1 version

*Zombiecleo - Pirate SMP version

*Katherine Elizabeth - Empire SMP season 2 version

*Fundy - L'Manberg version

*Fwhip - Empire SMP season 1 version

*Pearlescentmoon - Double life version

*Slimecicle - QSMP version

Our thoughts and observations under the cut!

Round 1:

I clearly thought Ninjaslap would be the biggest sweep, but pixltoile suprisingly fought well, And fish yuri left no shot to Zaypixel and Geminitay

Round 1.1.3 was extremly close, but Shubble x Hypno won by O.8%! (≈4 peoples!)

We already got two piece of "propagandart" (propaganda art) in round 1, and both were for Fish yuri! (by @t4tpolypd and @staringamassivemistakeintheface)

Round 2:

Mogbeans/Swamp boys tried hard but T4T yuri was stronger (My boys 😭 - Admin 1)

Littlesoot got its ass kicked by hotguy/fundy and was crying in a corner when suddendly, out of nowhere, it took itlwblr by storm, broke containment, the poll broke 1k votes, became the most noted of the brackets (yet) and won with a large margin!

FWhilza fought well but Bighills was stronger

Fish Yuri still prevail with the biggest sweep yet (87.3%!!!)

Jojosolos/Jack Manifold vs Tommyinnit/Scott Smajor was the closest yet! (50.1 to 49.9!!!!)

So many art!!!!!!! look at the tag (#propagandart) it's worth it!!!!!

Round 3 and PURGATORY 1 :

Scegg vs Stresstherine was so close it switched side at least 5 times!

i'm genuenely impressed by clownscar comeback they've constantly been close but didn't get ahead during the whole poll and somehow managed to win in the last stretch!

WE MADE MOGBEANS CANON!!!!!!! VIVA LA SOS SMP!!!!

Fish Yuri is unstopable and has killed many great ships now (rip Bighills we loved you so much)

Bdubs Smol Bdubs is tall!

Content SMP fans are sad today, the last two ships they had just sank! (bye bye Evillnox and Skizzlerat)

So much art! and even more as been promised! (you need to check out #propagandart if you haven't already)

Round 4 and PURGATORY 2 :

Fish Wives felt resistence to the first time facing Clownscar, but still they were too powerful

Clownscar you will forever live in our hearts

Wilbur you're a pig, Yuri beat his ass! (and so they did)

Zombiecello/Ivorycleo popped off! >90% sweepage!

3/8 ships still in line are yuri, but none of them are part of the PURGATORY Brackets!

Goodbye Zaypixel, our only Yuri Loss this round :(

You guys seem to love shipping Ethoslab a lot (bunch of ethogirls) as he is in 35% of the remaining ships

even more art, and art trades! (go ceck out #propagandart and #takin' request)

Round 5 and Purgatory 3:

Yuri lost so much, and is now only represented by Fish Wives :(

Half of the ships still in have a wild etho in them (ethogirls rise up!)

The now no-longer-crackship mogbeans is still thriving and bested the fan-favorite fwhilza!

Seapeekarl fought well, but lost to the ethogirls again

this is the first round where they weren't a >40% sweep! but the choice are only getting harder from here!

[shrunkyclunksbang]

possible prompts ;)

howdy, since i have ten million wips thought i’d suggest some prompts (that revolve mostly around bucky’s occupation):

1. Bucky working at the botanical gardens and encounters Steve, who goes there often to unwind (includes soft!bucky who has flowers in his hair and recites poetry, mostly about flowers bc both are his Passion)

2. Bucky working at an art gallery/museum (who rambles on about the pieces with too much confidence but blushes when he realises how much he’s talking) 

3. Bucky working as a kindergarten teacher surronded by smol children and wears nothing but soft fluffy jumpers and hits it off with Captain America who has come to give a speech to these tiny humans 

4. Bucky working as a simultaneous interpreter and has the job of translating to world leaders the words of steve ‘sass’ rogers (possible enemies to lovers due to steve being impossible)

5. Steve rescuing hostages and somehow finds having to protect Bucky, a hostage, only to find out he was one of the assailants :O (another possible enemies to lovers, mayb Bucky is an anarchist, maybe he’s undercover, or mayb he’s a straight up criminal idk) 

6. Bucky being a mountain (park) ranger and having to help Steve and his team navigate the massive area to help catch a bad guy, or find a door in the ground that leads to a secret base? (he’s the best at what he does and won’t take steve’s shit at going in head first you need to learn the basics of this mountain steven)

Sorry it’s a tad long i have too much ✨inspiration✨ but not enough motivation to write these myself :(

[therainroguefanfiction]

★ BNHA Sanctuary SFW Writing Collab ★

★ I n f o r m a t i o n

Hello hello and welcome to the BNHA Sanctuary Writing Collab! ^~^)/ This was an idea that we decided would be fun to do together so here we go~ Basically, all of us are given the same prompt and are then tasked to write a fic with the character of our choice, but only one person can claim a character so choose quickly!

You can write your fic whenever you have time, put please wait to post it until the deadline date: August 21st, 2020

Please add the tag #bnhasanctuarycollab to your entry so it’s easy to find. I’ll also be adding the entries to the list below for easy browsing! You can opt out of being added to the list when you send an ask to claim your character c:

I just want to add that I’m super excited for this. I think it’s amazing how writers can take the same prompt and create different pieces of art that are equally amazing. Even if a fic has the same basic plot, the overall feeling can be altered by a writer’s own personal style and I think that’s awesome ♥

So, what are you waiting for? Click that Keep Reading to see the guidelines and let’s get writing! ^~^)/

BNHA Sanctuary was created by our lord and savior @myherowritings​

★ G u i d e l i n e s

One entry per person, please.

Characters are first come first serve.

Only SFW fics.

Have fun ( ✿ ◕‿◕)/

★ T h e  P r o m p t

[....] is concerned because Y/N isn't sleeping.

★ C h a r a c t e r s & F i c s

Updated: 08/22/20 @ 1:28 pm EST

Aizawa Shouta - @aizawasleftpinkytoe​ [read it here]

All Might/Yagi Toshinori - @thehoneycookiecrumbs​ [read it here]

Ashido Mina - @bubblegumwriter​ [read it here]

Bakugo Katsuki - @sipsteainanxiety​ [read it here]

Dabi - @rubyred-imagines​ [read it here]

Hawks - @gaerli​ [read it here]

Iida Tenya - @im-the-galactic-starfish​ [read it here]

Kaminari Denki - @smol-enby​ [read it here]

Midoriya Izuku - @out-of-my-way-extras​ [read it here]

Rin Hiryuu - @therainroguefanfiction​ [read it here]

Sero Hanta - @franphie​ [read it here]

Shigaraki Tomura - @pluviophile-imagines​ [read it here]

Shinsou Hitoshi - @tay-is-writing​ [read it here]

Todoroki Shouto - @last-three-braincells​ [read it here]

Yaoyorozu Momo - @ambershaydeoffical​​ [read it here]

★ F i n a l  T h o u g h t s

I’m so excited for this collab with my new friends. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you’ll consider joining our collab ^~^)/ After all, it’s important for writers to support each other <3

xoxo Rain

[yamagucji]

a series of thank you’s i’ve been meaning to give for a while now. please note i couldn’t get everyone bc im smol brained and im forgetful :(( also its vedy long so i added a readmore link but if it’s okay then i can remove it!

i would’ve preferred to go to your inboxes/dm’s but im scared t🤢umblrs going to glitch on me if i do it again a ha ha

@doublemoons

i remember you sent in my first ever request and i was SO happy like🥺 my account had no visibility on week 1 but then you somehow found my blog and since then you’ve been supporting me. i love the aesthetic of your blog and i always look forward to your rb’s because they so cute and insightful !! ik we haven’t talked much but i definitely perceive u as a gentle person here’s 1k hearts for you and you only <3

@insanityqueen

please i was *intense squealing* and *happy noises* when you said you wanted to be mutuals :’) im definitely uhhh way too immature for u but you still stick with all the caps and !!! i send you😭 you’re such an interesting, talented person. day 1 you got me HOOKED with your art and im gonna say this again,, i have never seen skin look soo s o f t painted. im really grateful for your company and all your cats and the hinata art you made me🥺 i am not still thirsting over it i swear and then you sent me pieces of your writing and i def expected hc’s but then BOOM🧍‍♀️ im so amazed by your writing. also you are vv pretty i hope you know that

@zephyrria

matching heart memes matching heart memes😾 i don’t talk to you as much but our main form of communication is literally exchanging heart memes w/o a word,,, if that isn’t true love idk what is :// anyway i love our little convos so much it always brightens my day! and omg lets not forget when you made me a drabble back😳 like wha- HUH !! i was so touched i rlly went boom boom woosh bc no ones ever written me one back and i!! that yamaguchi gives me so much comfort. you give me sm comfort, thank you bub <3

@beanst0ck

hehe my first tumblr crush😼 as soon as i deactivated my reading account to my a writing blog i was like “ok bean is on my top to-follow list” like i thought you were so cool and i was vv shy to interact with you🥺 and YOU STILL ARE COOL!! your works are really amazing and i am vv much still in love w my matchup w suga :’)

@killuababie

HHHH GRR BORK BORK I LUB U B NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BHH💓✨ bro,,,, when we switched over to insta it was WILD like— our sense of humor? matched. immaculate. please i love seeing all the memes u send me it makes my day so much like u don’t understand😭 and our convos really go chaos sometimes gkfjdj i love it. u need to pull up and play among us w me sometime 😡

@bewwybun

m-my first spouse🥺 even tho it was a joke the first time and i said sike fkdjdjdj but you still accepted my dino chimken nuggie ring hehe <3 bub your are literally the CUTEST HHHHH LIKE,,, cuteness overload !!! i love talking to you sm and our little exchange of heart memes make the butterflies in my tummy go ✨

@mei-writes

may🥺 imy bub i hope you’re doing well and taking good care of yourself. still very grateful for that time you pulled through to check which of my links weren’t working. and there’s a LOT. like the fact that you took time out of your day for me still baffles me. anyway im lomve you ik we don’t talk as much but you’re still a valued moot to me. im offering u free headpats hehe

@kozsma

hi maria👉👈 you’re so wonderful and rlly amazing w your smaus. absolutely smitten over our chaotic conversations fkfjd we haven’t talked in a while but if you see this just know that i’m here for you <3 take some self care okay? hope you’re doing good bub

@tsukkeisimp

dalia, you wondering being💞 please what did i do to deserve your love >;( we don’t talk much but we have exchanged heart memes before and you’re always out here supporting me whenever you can and like!! tysm bub. i hope you’re feeling better from the last time we interacted, and please do take good care of yourself!

@satorispup

can’t believe you made a reputation of having a piss kink. what power. what energy >>> anyway it’s fun seeing your chaotic energy on my feed/tl. sometimes i won’t even look at the user and say yeah💔 that’s hero alright gkfjdj also you’re so cute what the heck😡😡

@tobiokvgs

[ insert 100 hearts ] this for u bub. im still going crazy over your tsukki lipbalm piece like i was so FLUSTERED you really did that huh😭 you’re so nice and sweet, ty for giving me headbonks as well im really glad to get them😌 hope you have an amazing day bub, and take care!!

@bunnyuuji

cutecutecutest bean ever🥺 you have such wonderful works and im truly in love with your writing😌 also you’re so SWEET WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE U GKFJDJ literally you weren’t obligated to stop by my ask and check in but u did >:(

@yanderepunkin

hehe ik we haven’t interacted in such a long time but im including you!! bc i appreciate you!! i know you’ve supported me a lot especially when i just started this blog and im really thankful for it. also uhhh im still not over accidentally turning off anon when i was- yeah😿 i wish you all the love in the world, and please do take gentle care of yourself 💓

@ahkaahshi

frannn👁👁🤲 yes im gonna start with how big brained you are. your passion for textiles and improving the environment is vv cool to me. and then there’s the fact you write these hq characters so well. yes i am absolutely still living for your character analysis. i am thriving off of them!! here’s me manifesting kita and/or sakusa to show up in your dreams hehe

@sachirou-senpai

i hope you dont mind me sending u stuff every now and then! anyway im in awe of your writing and art skills. you brought a realistic yamaguchi and i ascended😳 i genuinely think you’re such a cool person but also please take breaks!! ik it’s such an overused phrase but i genuinely mean it. i care u <3

@kenmakodzu

you’re so sweet and you do really be sending me back some heart memes😳 i go BOOM BOOM yaya that’s more to my collection;) also you and your hq anon interactions go WILD omg it really does make my day more interesting whenever i see them😂 also i do be seeing some of ur chaotic energy on my dash and i am HERE for it

@tsukkisbean

hemlo clara🥺 d-do you remember me gkdjshsjs i think its been a while since we interacted. you’re so sweet and AHH lmao did u know we were in a poly with wiss😔💔 yeah❤️ n e way i hope you’ve been alright these past few weeks, and if not, please get some break!

@atsunflower

miya twin supremacy😡 can’t believe you made me swerve over to osamu’s lane because of your amazing writing. how could you. the mf audacity. i rlly do fell in love with that piece do so THAMK U and that also goes for the support you’ve given me💗

@lespaghetti

ozzy👁👁🤝 ngl our conversations have been top tier im glad i got to uhmm,,, get some of these *thoughts* out of my head. you’re such a sweet little bean!!! that art/sketch you did with the purple (?) themed uniforms was really cute. im glad to have u as my moot and *cough* my vip reader *cough*

@sleepykarabou

our heart meme streak was strong until school happened😔 but i really enjoy them tho!! it’s very calming talking to you (fun, but also vv calming idk that’s how i feel) loving the brainrots we give each other of our favs from time to time :’) also omg OSRRY im barely active in the server please spare me😿 im lomve u

@nerdybreadcollaborative

gee!! AHHHH KGFJJD GRRR u sweet bean oh my goodness. where do i start- ??? i’ve already gushed so much abt your writing but here we go again; i love your writing so much and your attention to the little details is so great. they flow so well and i hope u get more visibility bc it’s what u deserve!! also please take care of yourself and don’t work too much u nerdy bean

@nishinoya-is-baby

ely my plant kinnie, my spouse (?) and also the blog that i dump my h word thots on😭❤️ ahhh im lomve you, you’re amazing. from your writing, to your makeup skills, and your room, the talent really ✨jumped out✨thank you for supporting me so much, i genuinely appreciate it. i hope we can stay moots despite me being busy gkfjdj anyway take care bbie don’t work too much okay?

@art0saurus

TATE😤 the amount of hq brainrot you’ve fed me is astronomical. idk how you keep coming up with such good ideas but im all for them!! i love your writing so much and the plots are so *chefs kiss* (yes im still gushing over mermaid!bokuto). thank you so much for sending some bits of positivity into my life, im really grateful for it :’)

@dorkyhaikyu

EL!😼 you sweet bean. wish i could bombard ur asks but school is saying no </3 you’re such a sweet mutual and your writing is absolutely amazing. still kinda hurt over that angst u made💔 but anyway i loved it sm. also please wear safer shoes next time on big events so u dont get any more BLISTERS kgjdjdh jkjk

@chickenwingspiker

nashnashnash🥺👉👈 wth you’re so cute and even cuter with the little emoticons u put in my asks. i really appreciate you taking time out of your day to check in on me. i think your works are really heckin cool, im still very into that sock agenda one and the akaashi fic AHH i love them sm. i hope that u have better experiences with online learning and i really wish you all the best on ur art journey <3

@miyastrology

did u forget abt our walk to the strawberry field😿 jkjk heyyy atlas!! im lomve your theme and your writing. i have the urge to say you’re as sweet as strawberry bc im unoriginal like that💔 let’s just pretend i put something kute :’( n e way u are vv cute, make sure to take care of yourself ok!!

@derpeedoo

your rb’s and comments on ppl works... i just... my heart is full. im complete. i go absolute doki doki for you. you’re such a genuine person and you give people so much love❤️ here’s an unlimited supply of my love to you bc you deserve it. ty for all the cute questions btw🥺

🕊 anon - still wondering if ur one of my already-moots or not😳 but anyway dove anon i have a lot to say,,, like how ?? do u go “ok let’s check in on aaron today hehe” like am i interesting??😭 i feel kinda bad ngl you really don’t have to talk to me. but nevertheless im really appreciate of all the support you’ve given me. i genuinely think you’re a cool person and you do all these fun stuff like photography which is amazing. here’s the biggest THANK YOU i could ever give <3 ps. your art is CUTE and AMAZING @bee-kins

@simping-for-tendou

do i??? spam your feed??😭 you’re always liking my posts and i feel so sorry for spamming but also vv appreciate of all the interaction i’ve had with you!! im very glad i got to ask you qotd and stuff because i got to know that you like plants as well!! thank you for sharing plant facts with me, it really made my day. i genuinely think you’re such an awesome and big brained person for knowing all those facts🥺👉👈

@wissaaltje

ngl i was very intimated by you bc of all your angst and really good works which is probably why i never reached out to you sooner😿 ur my uhhh third spouse <3 but anyway your CHAOTIC ENERGY is thru the roof i love that sm and your writing is so mf beautiful i wish more people got to see it😡 i will gib you flower soup and muddy pie to make you feel better ;) jkjk but you’re very amazing and i hope you know that!

@smolbludandelions

hehe you’re in here😼 thank you ???? for supporting me even tho you’re not obligated??? like wh- i- bub🥺🤲 you have all my heart and i rlly rlyy want to stop by your inbox and give you heart memes but me why >;( i hope you have the most amazing day(s) of your life because you deserve it SO much.

@tadashi-simp

FINALLY someone i can simp over yamaguchi with😭 ik we haven’t talked much but AH i love the conversations we’ve had so far and all that insight you gave me about the new wanda film (truly a blessing bc i was so genuinely confused gkfjdj).

@oikaw-ugh

just. JOLLIBEE. can’t believe one of our first interactions was u sending me chain mail smfh i cannot believe you😭 anyway po i appreciate you so much na kaka tawa ako sa mga msgs mo and all the good vibes u radiate. mag bisaya unta ko nimi pero baka mag nosebleed ako😿 im losing my native languages it’s not even funny anymore but when i got to talk to u in my mother tongue, i felt a bit more at home. thank you bub <3

@makemealive

hihi👉👈 idrk what we first talked about, i think it was spending vacation in the galapagos islands??😭 riding turtles??? what a great way to start our friendship :’) i rlly think you’re cool and i just,,,, admire u from afar- yeah. sorry this message is too chaotic but anyway u might not have a green thumb but look at you growing potatoes accidentally😌 anyway i think you’re cool i just haven’t said it before because im s Hy

@lostsealscreams

seal, bub, i genuinely care about you. you’re such a sweet person. i know we haven’t interacted much but im looking forward to more conversations with you!! please find little fun things to do... maybe do some self appropriation if you can, bc you deserve it. maybe even treat yourself... or any self care tasks that make you feel better. i care about you a lot, im just an ask/dm away if you wanna talk about anything at all💕💞✨

@hqgardenia - jkjk this is my spam account idk why i put this here but here probably bc im dumb as fuck

[nad-zeta]

I'm a dum dum , didn't even realize your requests are open 😂. Ok~ I hope I'm following your rules– cuz I couldn't find any :")) but would you mind doing a hc for Ikesen characters(you can choose the characters! I don't really mind) reacting to a teenager MC(from ages 14-17)? I've seen lots of child MCs but not a teenager one.

Headcanon: Teenage MC feat: Nobunaga, Kenshin, Ieyasu, Hideyoshi and Masamune

Hehehe that's cause I'm a lazy potato so, for now, there are no rules lol 😂 😂 😂 ! Lol so for this I made it more fun and less romantic cause like don't want my sweet bios to look like pedos u know lol 🥀 ! Thanx for the request dear I hope you like it! And I hope you have the best day!  (✿◠‿◠)

Nobunaga

The first time he sees you he is super intrigued

Like how did someone so young and smol manage to pull him out of a freaken burning building

He went into full BIG BRO MODE

The two of you would get up to all sorts of mischief together

Stealing candy together is a given 

You would harry potter style hide under a not so invisible cloak, running to the kitchen together like hunched old ladies

The second you enter the kitchen the hunt for the candy begins

You find the jar in 0.2 seconds “Trust me this ain’t my first rodeo.”

“Aaaah so my fireball sister is an experienced thief then.”

The two of you happily munch on the candy in the kitchen when all of a sudden the two of you heard someone at the door

The two of you turned in sync to see Mother Dearest Amber eyes shining with anger in the dark

“How many times have I told you stealing is bad, and that candy before bed is extremely unhealthy.”

He turned to look at Nobunaga, who looked like a guilty schoolboy “My lord, you are supposed to set the example, how do you expect to be a good big brother if you are influencing her to steal and eat candy before bed.”

Everything was going perfectly according to plan- while Hideyoshi was distracted you snuck a few handfuls of candy in the hidden pockets of you kimono

Once you were done with your mission you chimed in “Yeah big bro how do u expect me to be a good girl when you always dragging me along to steal the candy.”

“Oooooh don’t think I forgot about you, young lady.”

He lectured the two of you for three hours

Hideyoshi sent both of you back to your rooms. 

Luckily Nobunaga’s’sNobunaga’s’s room was right on top of yours and you were experienced in the art of sneaking out to meet up with friends

So you easily climbed up onto his balcony and snuck into his room

The two of you snicked and laughed while munching on candy together

Hideyoshi

“Have you eaten yet today, brushed your teeth, done all your chores.”

Catches you stealing candy at night with Nobunaga again

“How many times have I told you not to eat candy before bed young lady.”

Hideyoshi has full-blown turned into your castle mom

You had been secretly dating some random boy, you met in the market

You twisted your ankle sneaking out your room to go and see him, luckily Mamayoshi was doing his final rounds of the castle and found you hissing on the ground.

He picked you up and patched you up real good

Cue lecture about sneaking out in the middle of the night

The next day the boy broke up with you- cause he a piece o shit

You spent the whole day crying in your room

Cue Mamayoshi barging into your room, cause the maids had informed him that you skipped breakfast!

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

“Who dare break my favourite sister’s heart” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

“Just show me who he is and I’ll teach that freaken punk a lesson he will never forget” (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

You spent hours crying on his shoulder, Hideyoshi made you some tea and took you to the market to do some retail therapy

You would go to Mamayoshi for advice all the freaken time, you really did see him as a mom

Have boy trouble Hideyoshi is there helping ya out and giving you advice, struggling to do the homework Mitsuhide gave you, Mama will sit for hours helping you, someone Is bullying you? Hideyoshi will mom style cut them

Will take you out to tea all the time, and the two of you will low key spill the tea on all the latest gossip

Kenshin

Treats you like a fragile princess

Will be an extremely doting brother

Will 100% teach you how to defend yourself

Feeling sad, Kenshin will legit find the source of your sadness and freaken kill them

Feeling anxious or insecure, Kenshin will be there wrapping you in a big bear hug while drawing soothing circles on your back. He will soothingly comfort you as your cry on his shoulder

Will summon his army of fluff balls to cuddle with you until that smile is back on your face

You like a boy in the market… forget about it. Kenshin is there glaring at the boy… “He is not good enough for my dearest sister.”

You give Kenshin puppy dog eyes “No way bunny, you are still a baby, definitely not old enough to date. Come on, let go get some tea and pickled plumbs to cheer you up.”

You cant say no to Kenshin especially when he gives you his puppy dog eyes in return 

Will always insist on holing your hand when walking in the market together

Will legit kill anyone or anything that threatens you

Will give you platonic forehead and cheek kisses

Loves it when you sass and roll your eyes at Shingen trying to pick up all the woman at banquets 

Will let you sneak a few sips of his sake, and you are the only one he will share his pickled plumbs with

Will send you off to bed when it gets too late, the bunnies have taken quite a liking to you so they will accompany you back to your room and cuddle with you

Masamune

“come on lass lets’s go on an adventure.”

“No way the last time we went on an adventure I was almost killed and both of us got an hour-long lecture about the dangers of waterfalls.”

“Where is your sense of adventure kitten.”

“The same place your sense of safety is, non-existent.’

Drags you with him to go hiking, when you were on the top of the mountain you slipped on some loose gravel. Masamune caught you, and both of you went tumbling into a lake

You couldn’t help but laugh

The two of you splashed around in the water until late into the afternoon

“Quick lass let’s sneak in before mother dearest scolds us for.”

Too late he was already waiting for the two of you

Masa will cook you anything and everything your heart desires, when you tell him you’re on a diet cause some boy called you fat Masamune’s eyes widens.

He will bring your favourite dish an place it just under your nose, you can’t help but crumble damn that smell too good to waste, “Fine but my diet starts tomorrow”, (っ˘ڡ˘ς) you say with a mouth full of food

Lol tomorrow never came and that asshole of a boy was never seen again

Sometimes it was hard to tell who the teenager was you or Masamune, the two of you would always joke around pulling pranks on all the castle residents

You were actually pretty thankful Masamune didn’t drink, cause it made you feel like you weren’t missing out on anything during banquets

At the end of the banquets it would always be you, Masa and Mitsuhide left awake and playing card games till dawn

Will leave Shogetsu with you during times of war. The big cat literally destroys everything

“No way masa, ask Mitsunari to watch him, last time when I woke up he shredded everything in my room”, he just grinned at you “That’s what adds to his cuteness”. (=^・^=)

You narrowed your eyes at him “What’s in it for me”. (¬_¬)

“I’ll bring you back a months supply worth of candy and I Masamune Date will owe you a favour”.

You beamed up at him, that would definitely come in handy one day “Fine I’ll do it”. (｡◕‿◕｡)

“Thanks, kitten that’s why you’re my favourite sister”,

You rolled your eyes “I’m your only sister”.

He pats you on the head while chuckling “Exactly” (＾ｕ＾)

Ieyasu

Would have witty battles with the resident porcupine all of the time

Masamune would literally, howl in laughter when the two of you are at it.

You would juts roll your eyes “Not my fault Ieyasu is always so salty.”

The amount of time the two of you have had an eye-rolling contest is ridiculous

Even though the two of you fight like cats and dog you still enjoy Ieyasu’s’sIeyasu’s’s company

Ieyasu actually shows you his soft side

One day a boy broke your heart

You walked into Ieyasu’s room and looked at him ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Ieyasu rushed to you and wrapped you up in his arms and let you cry it out

“You know what will be fun” Ieyasu asked with a hint of mischief in this emerald eyes

“What” (“･ω･`) you asked sniffing and wiping the last of your tears away

“If we make that punk regret ever breaking your heart.”

You couldn’t help but give him the biggest brightest smile, the two of you snuck out that night and egged his house

You are the only person privileged enough to know Ieyasu’s soft side

The two of you will have a chilli eating contest

Basically ends with you drinking a gallon of milk and losing all sense of taste “Silly girl this isn’t even the hottest peppers yet.”

You will play matchmaker to get Ieyasu a date/lover

He will legit just roll his eyes at the suggestion, he is way too busy with work

“I found the perfect person for you Yasu, they are sweet, kind you know basically an angel and don’t worry they definitely won’t get put off by your contrary personality.”

Yasu raises a brow “Who” (ーー;)

You snicker a little and burst out laughing “MITSUNAR, he is perfect for you.”

Yasu legit spits out the tea he was sipping on, he was turning as red as a tomato

Yasu.exe has stopped working

“I freaken knew it, I’m gonna go tell him right now” (°o°)

“Don’t you dare” (ー_ー)!!

(✿◠‿◠)

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))) Yasu legit leaps over his desk and tackles you to the ground tickling you until you surrender

“Fine but if the two of you ever get married, I better be your maid of honour.”

Yasu legit just ruffled your hair and rolled his eyes “Yeah yeah whatever just don’t tell him.”

 Hope you liked it, dear! <3

[shutupmimsy]

The Problem With Tweek Tweak

There has been an almost four year long problem now in the fandom regarding Tweek. This is not a personal problem, this is a serious issue with the fandom that I feel needs to be addressed.

Get ready for a long post, because this will address a lot of issues that the fandom has been dealing with, and I feel anybody who likes Tweek Tweak as a character should take a glance at this post.

Tweek is a lot of people’s favorite characters (including mine!). He can be relatable, is a good example of anxiety and other mental health disorders, and he’s a character that’s got a lot of characterization ahead of him.

You can tell from his room that he has a variety of interests, ranging from cars and legos to tanks and warplane figurines. He is a character that has a lot of subtle characterization, that I’m sure a lot of people enjoy.

And he has not been a point of focus in the fandom in a very long time up until a few years ago. It’s great that he’s getting more focus now! But people are not doing it in a good way.

Ever since Tweek X Craig, a majority of the fandom has treated Tweek like he is not his own character, through and through. They have treated him like an accessory to Craig, and seldom do I ever see a piece of fan art anymore that involves just Tweek, but not Craig. Or, just Tweek, and nobody else, for that matter. It seems as though people like to use him exclusively for shipping, and almost every time they do, he seems to be... not so much like himself.

To get to the point, the South Park fandom has a very, very terrifying characterization of Tweek Tweak that is borderline infantilization. By this, I mean people have warped him into this character with little to no depth beyond being anxious, small, and weak. And I feel like a lot of people need a serious wake up call.

Tweek has been on the show for a very long time, and while he doesn’t have too much focus past his time in season 6 and much more recently in a couple of his own episodes, he still has clues to who he is as a character.

Tweek has not hesitated to hurt people.

He has not hesitated to threaten people.

He has not hesitated to become offended by rude accusations.

And he has never, ever hesitated to speak his own mind.

Adding your own characterization to your favorite character is not an inherently bad thing, and neither is self projection. People enjoy characters that they can feel they relate to, and that they find interesting. People can develop on characters where they feel the original creator has left out on.

However, there is a difference between self-projection and head-canons, and infantilization in a character.

The issue with a lot of the fandom in the last few years is that they have chosen specifically Tweek, specifically the only main cast character to have a canon, healthy, gay relationship, and turned him into a walking “cute smol baby” caricature. People give him overly feminine traits, reduce his character to nothing, and make him reliant on another person. None of which on it’s own is an inherently bad thing (except maybe reducing a character ooc levels of characterization), but when they’re all put together, on one of the only gay characters that has not been over-sexualized and feminized, it creates a rather ugly problem.

There is no one way to head canon a character, and no one way on how to see a character. You can give a character feminine traits if you head canon it. You can give the character happiness and joy in their on self-expression. There is no rule against drawing a character with your own head canons, ever.

And this definitely does not apply to Tweek Tweak as he is canon in the show. This applies to when people age up the characters, and somehow decide to make Tweek act and look younger than his canon 10 y/o self. It is alarmingly p/d/philic, in a way. Perhaps not on his own. If you draw every character you age up as small, cute, and shy, that’s when it’s fine. When you pick a male character who is in a relationship with another male, and twist him into a cookie cutter trope of a cute, small, overly feminine child, that is when it gets very concerning.

Height differences are one major problem. Honestly, this can apply to so many other ships in the fandom it’s not even really funny, but this post is focusing on Tweek, so we’ll stick to Tweek. Height differences aren’t bad. But the level of difference where it’s not even realistic, that’s a pretty unhealthy way of interpreting a relationship.

The moment you draw Tweek appearing as tiny, cute, small, and covered in colorful, cutesy things, and then turn around and draw Craig as tall, manly, protective and hardened, you’ve made a mistake of infantilizing Tweek. A very unhealthy way to portray the only actually healthy gay couple in the canon universe.

The moment you characterize Tweek to cling and hide behind his boyfriend, rather than act how he probably would in the show, you’re portraying him as weak and defenseless and useless, compared to his boyfriend, which is an unhealthy way to portray him and his relationship.

And by the point it gets to this kind of characterization... I shouldn’t even have to explain how that’s down right wrong.

These kinds of issues have run rampant in the fandom for a handful of years now, and it just so happens that there are many new people who have joined in over the years. A lot of people who haven’t seen all of the episodes yet, or only join in because they like the characters. A lot of people who are impressionable, and will think that this characterization is okay. And when the fandom is flooded with aged up 10 y/o characters, that are only aged up just to create a p/d/philic image of them, that is a problem.

It’s an issue I think should be addressed, and I believe people should sit back and think about how they are drawing Tweek, and how they head-canon him. If you believe Tweek is a shy, gentle, and cutesy character to the core, I implore you to look at him again.

TL;DR: The infantilization of Tweek in the fandom is a gross attack on one of the only healthily portrayed gay-coded characters in the fandom, and you should re-evaluate how you view Tweek if you think that’s fine.

[n1sh1n0ya]

hey! i really like your writing!! im always smiling while reading them :) this is my first time using this,,, and my first time requesting,,, but could i request for an artist s/o who's always with back pain and never sleeps well with kenma and tsukishima? hope i did it right..... its okay if you dont want to tho!

Tsukki and Kenma with an s/o who has back pain

a/n: thank you so much for saying that <3 I’m really glad you enjoy my endless simping :)

Kei Tsukishima

He’s totally a light sleeper, and when he’s asleep, he’s completely still

Like, could be dead kinda still

So y’all sleeping together can be a bit of a problem

Usually he sleeps on his back, and you fall asleep half on top of him, with your head on his chest (i’m so soft for tsukki omg)

But you’ve been working really hard on a piece at the moment, and spending all that time stooping over your artwork had really taken its toll

You’re always moving around, trying to get comfortable, but you can never find a position to lay in that doesn’t hurt your back :’(

You moving around so much makes him wake up, but you don’t notice at first

He just takes a moment to look at you, trying so hard to lie comfortably, and he’s having a silent debate with himself on whether to be an asshole about it or not

I can just imagine his internal dialogue at this point omg like 50% off Haru

“They’re always tossing and turning, I should ask if everything’s okay”

“NO then they’ll know that we actually care about them”

“We’ve been dating for over a year now, I think they know that we care about them, just ask them if they’re okay!”

I would kill to hear what the inside of Tsukki’s head sounds like sometimes oml

You feel him move around slightly next to you, and you instantly feel bad

You had been trying so hard not to wake him with all your moving around

“Can’t sleep?”

And his voice is all soft and sleepy and ahh

You explain your current predicament, namely that you CANNOT find a position to lay in that is comfortable, and your back is in a lot of pain

He just kinda stares at you for a sec, like ?? why didn’t you say so??

He’ll move out of the way for you for a sec, to let you get comfortable without him being in the way

He gives you one of his earbuds and rubs smol circles on your back until you start to fall asleep

After this, he always waits for you to fall asleep first, so that you can get fully comfortable before he falls asleep himself 🥺

Kenma Kozume

He spends all his time leaning over a games console, he totally has the same problem

And his posture is TERRIBLE omg

Although all the hq boys have terrible posture, don’t even get me STARTED on Futakuchi and Tsukki, but this aint about them

So when y’all start sleeping together, it can be a bit of a struggle for the both of you to be comfortable and still be close to one another

It takes a LOT of tossing and turning for you to get comfortable, whereas he is well practiced in the art of sleeping weirdly

When you tell him that you’re also having trouble sleeping, he’s instantly helping you out omg

You’re sat in bed with a mug of green tea, and paracetamol in SECONDS

Cos he’s well practiced in the art of living with terrible posture, he knows how to help you

Although just because he does it himself, doesn’t mean that he won’t scold you slightly for not taking enough care of yourself

“You need to make sure you’re looking after yourself better, y/n”

You just kinda stare at him like ?? um.. sir

So the two of you come to a mutual agreement to stop yourself from struggling and being in pain

You’ll limit the amount of work you do on your art in one time, take more frequent breaks and do your best to improve your posture while you’re working

And he’ll stop playing games either hunched over or curled up as much

But then the morning after this happens, he is NOT gonna let you go and cripple yourself today

“Remember how uncomfortable you were last night, surely you don’t wanna be in that situation again, y/n”

He’s already cancelled his stream that he had that day, and you spend the day together, hanging out and standing up straight 😌

[swsh-sorts]

How would all (if you can't do all do the ones with the most fantic and fanart) the gym leaders react to the fan art and fan fiction?

Hahahahahahahaha-

For @occasionalschoolblogs

One Click Away From Disaster - Part One

MILO:

Not a big surfer of the internet, but scrolls through every once in a while on a slow day. Fanarts are pretty cool, and they enjoy the way people see him in different perspectives. Especially smol buff funny arts.

Would probably not even come across fanfiction. But if someone were to show him one, he’d kinda find it cute and creative, seeing everyone’s narrative viewpoints of him.

NESSA:

Enjoys the social media outlook of life. Fanarts are enoyable if they’re cute and elegant, but questions the sanity of those who even dared to over sexualize her.

Honestly though, she probably reads a lot of fanfiction. She wants to see how people see her in a narrative stand point. She can be... intrigued or disgusted.

KABU:

Wants to keep up with the youths, hehe. Would explore the fanarts of himself and maybe display some on a wall somewhere, especially if he knows lots of time and dedication were put into it.

10/10 would leave an essay review on any fanfiction his gym leader-kids share with him. He’s nice, but that one grammatical mistake may one day cost you your life—

BEA:

Find the internet a waste of time, but doesn’t mind the really pretty drawings of her once in a while.

Not an avid reader of fiction either, but would enjoy well written ones nonetheless. Give her chapters, cause’ one shots don’t let her immerse in the story.

ALLISTER:

Meme troll of the forums. Would enjoy looking over the drawings of what people think he looks like, or how he looks spooky.

Allister would read a lot of fanfictions centered around him, but mostly enjoys chat fics. He enjoys how he’s depicted in those things. God forbid he does the same things in real life—

OPAL:

Enjoys the fanart depicting her of younger age. Truly lets her reminisce and remind her of her youth.

Secretly an avid fanfiction reader. Heck, she probably ships some of her fellow gym leaders. No one may ever know...

GORDIE:

Appreciated every single piece of art made about him, and would probably have a keepsake of some of his favourite ones. Would show them off to others, too.

Surprisingly enjoys fanfiction. He likes to get ideas on what people like about him, and use it in fan meeting in such to make the crowd swoon.

MELONY:

Fan art is alright, but Melony doesn’t take much time to scroll through images. Probably only sees her fanart via someone else, like Gordie.

Not an avid reader, either. Would find it cute though for someone to make their own story of love with her.

PIERS:

Has been on the dark side of the web and you can’t tell me otherwise. Apart from that, he likes spamming Marnie with fanart that makes him look cool and epic as hell.

However, Piers doesn’t spend any time reading fanfiction. If he comes across any, he’d only be piqued if it involves him being the hero.

RAIHAN:

The one that shares the fanart across his social media. You’re lucky if he chooses your artwork to share. He gets sent them all the time.

No one has seen him read fanfiction, but yeah, he totally does. He either reads about an S/O, or someone he secrelty ships among his colleagues.

[theartofbeinganeldar]

The Art of Being an Eldar: Legolas x Reader Chapter 2

Summary: You're a fantasy-loving, LARPing human from this world, who's the black sheep of society because of your obsession for the unreal and alienation of what's real. When you're in the middle of a LARP battle with some pretty phony boars, you fall out of a tree and bust your head. You wake up, alone, and are suddenly attacked by some very pissed-off, very real wargs. Without any idea of how you got there, you got dropped into Middle-Earth, with only bits and pieces of memories of Tolkien's masterpiece, though your recollection of everything else is perfectly clear. And of all places in Middle-Earth, you got dropped into Mirkwood, with some suspicious, potentially hostile, Woodland Elves...

Chapter No.: Chapter 1

Key: [Y/N]=Your Name [F/N]= Friend's Name [B/N]= Bro's Name [S/N]= Sis's Name [M/N]= Mom's Name [e/c]= eye color [h/c]= hair color [s/c]= skin color

Notes: Listen to Medieval Pagan Music, Runestones when reading this chapter.

Warnings: Fluff, angst, graphic depictions of gore and violence (Cuz of orc battles y'know?), more angst, slow burn, some light depression in the first few chapters, some amnesia about Middle-Earth because the Valar say you're not supposed to have foresight, hard-core language, feels, lots and lots of feels, mentions of NSFW content, maybe some eventual NSFW content, LGTBQ+ characters, Thranduil being a jackass at first because he's fabulous, Legolas being a hot edgy prince that nobody can handle, Kili being an innocent bean, Hobbits being smol innocent beans, except for Bilbo 'cause he's been through some tough shit, Bard being dad of the year, Thorin being one dumbass boi, awesome dragons, awesome Nazgul, awesome scenery, awesome stuff in general, Elrond isn't listened to by anybody, confused Aragorn is confused,  Denethor's a bitch as always, Boromir lives, brace yourself for creepy as fuck Cream of Worm Tongue Grima Wormtongue, Gandalf. (yes these are all legit warnings don't judge me)

Pairings/Ships: Legolas x Reader, Legolas x you, Aragorn x Arwen, Faramir x Eowyn, Thranduil x Elvenqueen, Galadriel x Celery Celeborn, Boromir x OC, Thorin x OC, Fili x OC, etc. general LoTR standard shippings plus some of my own cuz I can't stand my boys being lonely

Word Count: I try to keep my chapters short, under 2000 words.

Rating: Teen (14+) for now

When I said I hated reality, I didn't mean I wanted to be ripped from it without my family.

How they'd healed you so efficiently was beyond your comprehension, and nobody came to visit you. You couldn't bring yourself to eat much of what they brought you. To think you'd finally gotten your wish, you'd finally, somehow gotten sucked into some alternate reality where fiction was fact and what you'd known and lived in for your entire life was nonexistent... It was amazing. Surreal.

But you couldn't stay here. Not without your family. Not without your mom, not without [B/N], not without [S/N]. [F/N]... You wished you could've at least said goodbye to him. Life without the only people you'd ever had seemed unreal, incomprehensible, and too nightmarish. Too... Alone. You couldn't lose them.

For hours, you waited, pacing the ten-by-ten cell furiously. You had to find some way to get out, some way to find whatever portal you'd triggered... A sound at the barred door made you freeze in place, whipping around like a meerkat. It was Blue-Eyes, and some of his guards, one of which was unlocking the door. "Are you letting me go?"

Blue-Eyes stared at you as if trying to figure out whether or not you were desperate or stupid. Finally, he shook his head, probably deciding it was most likely both in your case. Well, screw him. "My father wishes to see you."

You glanced to each of the guards that came to grip either of your arms. "Is that... Bad?"

Blue-Eyes smirked. "It depends on his mood."

You glared at him as the other two Elves ushered you out of the door, onto the precariously thin ledge just outside of the cell. "You're trying to freak me out, aren't you?"

Blue-Eyes didn't answer, but took up the rear of the procession. They lead you to a platform overlooking all of the mazelike bridge-sets of the dungeons, and opened a pair of elaborately crafted doors. You balked, your jaw fell, your eyes widened as far as they'd go, stunned by the view.

The building you'd thought was surrounded by trees? It was a palace-city, which stretched back from the front wall as far as you could see. And it was made entirely of trees. Bridges of wood, twisting trunks, curling pillars of wood holding up a vaultrf ceiling which opened up to the orange-gold canopy, and beyond, the cloudless blue sky. Huge, arched windows with stained glass of amber filled the front wall, framed in wood, every few dozen feet, letting in a golden light that made the entire place seem more surreal than it already was. Leaves fell too slowly here, as if afraid that touching the ground would destroy their fabulousness. Elves inhabited every floor, sailing gracefully around like gorgeous swans that glared down at the sudden ugly duckling in their midst.

You felt tiny.

"This is your home?" You breathed in amazement, going where the guards took you on autopilot as you drank in the magnificent sight. "It's bigger than the town I live in!"

"This is just a small portion of it," Blue-Eyes had a hint of pride in his voice. You glanced over your shoulder to see him taking in the view with a faint smile on his face. "This part is my father's palace. Only nobles and militia reside here."

"It's beautiful..." You surveyed the palace in awe. I'm here. I'm really here! This is where I'm supposed to be! "Do you all have different floors? Is it flameproof? What happens if there's a forest fire? Can you even get forest fires here?"

"Why would you like to know?" Blue-Eyes demanded sharply, all kindness gone just as suddenly as it'd arrived, replaced with obvious suspicion and disdain.

You sighed, and dropped the subject. You wouldn't be finding anything out about this place today. The guards lead you up a short flight of stairs, which stopped at a huge circular pavilion, lined with a different type of guard in silver armor and navy-blue masks covering their lower faces. They stood almost impossibly still, and each carried a deadly spear.

More stairs, curving upward from each side of the pavilion, lead to a massive throne of carved wood. A regal Elf lounged on it, holding a curled wooden staff. He wore silver robes lined on the inside with a deep crimson, and a crown of thin branches styled like an elk's antlers --or maybe a thornbush-- sat atop his head of snow-white hair. Piercing blue eyes watched you from underneath strangely dark (And thick.) brows, but his catlike face was drawn into an unreadable expression.

Blue-Eyes stepped before you and the guards, and put his right arm over his chest, fist resting over his heart, as he bowed at the waist. "My king, we have brought the prisoner."

Inwardly, you winced. What kind of father forced his son to call him 'my king'?

The Elvenking flicked his fingers toward the guards on either side of you. "Leave us."

As they left with barely a clink of armor, Blue-Eyes grabbed you roughly by the shoulder, forcing you to your knees. His grip was like iron. He leaned down to snarl in your ear, "Show respect. His majesty has shown you a great kindness in allowing you to live."

Aw, fuck. You forgot that these guys had healed you. If Lord Fabulous over there had decided that by even so much as breathing near his lands you didn't deserve for your wounds to be healed, you'd be dead right now. "O-oh..." You quickly fixed your position, and even bowed your head with an arm over your chest, like Blue-Eyes had done. "Sorry..."

"My son tells me he found you trying to escape from warg-bound orcs on our northern border," Elvenking drawled slowly. Wargs... Those big dogs... Why does that sound familiar? Were they in a book? Mythology? A game? You couldn't remember, and Elvenking didn't give you time to. "You were found near-death, and without any apparent recollection of how you came to be there. Is that correct?"

You weren't sure how to adress him. "Yes, sir. My lord. Your majesty. I'm sorry."

Elvenking continued. "Would you like to elaborate on what you do remember?"

His tone wasn't kind. It was "Tell me bitch or I will throw you off into the chasms below."

And there were lots of chasms.

"You won't believe me," You started, and risked a glance; Blue-Eyes and Elvenking watched you warily. You could easily say you were from this world, but you didn't know anything about it. You couldn't lie believably. And even if you could, Elves can sense lies. You figured you'd get some extra points if you were totally honest. "But I'll tell you anyway." So you started out with your explanation of coming from a place called Earth, and that you'd been having a battle against some pretty fake boars played by unconvincing actors in Live Action Roleplay, when you'd fallen out of a tree, banged yourself up, and knocked yourself out. You then proceeded to explain about the big dogs and the orcs.

Elvenking lifted his chin slightly for the sole purpose of glowering at you. "Tell me more of this... Earth." You told him all you could. About cars and trains and jets and phones, then on to TVs and movies, and the huge skyscrapers, and how modern slang was different from what it had been, and how where you came from, Elves and orcs and dragons were all part of a genre known as fantasy. You even tried, for a brief period of time, to explain the subject of eMail and social sites like Tumblr and Twitter, but you gave up at their odd looks as they tried to comprehend the concept. You told them about all seven continents, presidents, world leaders, endless wars, hunger, trashing the planet and all other shit that was wrong with Earth.

You could've been there for hours explaining it all. When you were finished, Elvenking regarded you like he'd just came to the conclusion that you just weren't normal. "It seems, [Y/N], that your world is poisoned."

"It is!" You agreed excitedly. "Nobody cares about it anymore! It's why I grew up to be so... Un-normal, by my world's standards."

"I see..." Elvenking blinked slowly. "Then you are, since you are a spawn of this Earth, equal poison to this world, are you not?"

All the blood drained from your face. "What?"

He looked to Blue-Eyes. "Kill them."

Blue-Eyes gripped you by the back of the head, and your hands flew to his wrist as he yanked your head back. With a flourish, he drew one of his ivory-handled knives and pressed it to your throat. "Wait!" You screamed, and Elvenking raised a hand.

"Last words?" Blue-Eyes sneered.

"I don't know where I am," You choked out quickly; the cool steel of the blade was digging into your neck, cutting a fine line. "I don't know how I got here, but usually when stuff like this happens in movies, there's always a portal. Let me find it-- send an escort if you want! Take me back to where you found me, and I'll find the portal and go home. You'll never see me again!"

Elvenking dropped his hand, and your heart jumped, expecting your head to go with it. "Do you really think that is wise? I sense no dishonesty from you, but you could very well be a spy from your world, which seems so intent on conquering and destroying peace. I will not let this world, much less my own land, fall prey to yours."

"I won't tell anyone about you, or this place, I promise! I don't even know where this is!" Tears of frustration pricked the corners of your eyes. "I'm not a damn spy! I don't even know how I got here! Give me a couple of days to find the portal. Then I'll leave. What if there was a way for you to know I'll keep my word? Like a blood-oath, or something!"

"And if asked where you had gone?" Blue-Eyes countered, cocking an eyebrow.

"I'll tell them I went to Narnia, dammit! They never take me seriously anyway!" Your eyes widened. "This isn't Narnia, is it? Narnia didn't have Elves!"

"No, this is not... Narnia." Elvenking replied. "And you will not know the name of this land. You have three days to find your portal. You will be accompanied by a small assembly of my best warriors. If you do not find the door to your world within the given three days... I will give the order to kill you."

You swallowed hard. The steel dragged across your throat painfully. "Th-that sounds fair." It didn't, but, you just rolled with it.

"Legolas, you will go with them," Elvenking said; something clicked in your mind. You knew that name... You knew that name. But... Why?

Blue-Eyes-- Legolas-- nodded and finally removed the blade from your throat. Lord Fabulous inclined his head once, and you vaguely thanked him, too concerned with how you knew Blue-Eyes's name. He kept a tight, painful grip on your arm, actually digging his fingers in until you were pretty sure he cut off most of your circulation.

When you reached your cell, he thrust you in roughly, making you stumble forward. You whipped around to glare at him. "Could you be careful, Blue-Eyes?"

He paused in locking the door. Confused, he brought his sapphire eyes to meet your [e/c] ones. "What did you just call me?"

"Blue-Eyes," You suddenly felt a little embarassed about picking a nickname for him. Shit, you'd never let that bother you before. He could screw off. "I didn't know your name until a few minutes ago, so... I just picked something to call you."

He raised an eyebrow incredulously. "And you chose to call me after my eyes." It wasn't a question; it was a statement.

You flushed a little, glancing to the side with only your eyes nervously, then back to him. "Uh... Yeah. That's pretty much it."

He rolled his eyes and walked away. Before you even realized what you were doing, you'd ran to the bars and grabbed hold of them, pressing your cheek up against them to watch him walk away. "Blue-Eyes!" He stopped, but didn't turn around. "Your name... Legolas. I think I've heard it before."

He turned his head slightly, like he might be interested, but your hopes fell through the floor when he just continued walking. You immediately wished you'd've said something to get his attention, so he'd come talk to you. Like, Hey, I'm really a spy for Earth, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok, maybe not that drastic...

But you did wish he'd stayed to talk to you. Even if he'd tried to kill you. Legolas... You slid down the bars, sitting on the floor. Your knees came up to your chest of their own accord. Legolas... What do your Elf eyes see? You knew that you knew his name, but where did you know it from?

They're taking...

Aw, damn. It was right on the tip of your brain. Lord Fabulous looked really familiar, too. He reminded you of Ronan the Accuser from Marvel. Why couldn't you remember? Was it a side-effect of being tossed to another reality? What else did you not remember...?

You sat there for hours, until one of the guards brought you some food. You picked at the meal, as a tune got stuck in your head that you couldn't quite place...

Home is behind...

The world ahead...

Here, the song fizzed out like a radio signal, then you got another bit of it...

All shall fade..

All shall...

...Fade...

~ominous time skip~

You, Blue-Eyes, and a team of Elvish warriors like the ones who'd helped you escape the dogs and orcs set out at dawn, which was way too early for someone used to getting up at noon most of the time. All the Elves showed off their glowy perfect selves by leaping gracefully to pebble to pebble like the regal shits they were, including Blue-Eyes.

Actually, scratch that. Blue-Eyes was the fucking king of being a show-off.

They moved fast, and you were surprisingly able to keep up with them. Not one of the Elves wanted to speak to you; they seemed to consider you an abomination.

You kinda seen what they were getting at, though. You were still in your bright white, blue, and black sci-fi Elf outfit from yesterday, complete with the latex ears and bright blue faux-hawk, which had become much less faux-hawk-y after sleep. You were covered in dried blood, dirt, and parts of your outfit were ripped. You'd tried to clean up as best as you could when you were woken up by using the water from the cup you'd been given to scrub your face and arms with the stunningly clean sheets on your cot.

In other words, you stuck out like a bright blue flower in a field of dark grass. You didn't know the way back to the river, so most of the Elves surrounded you discreetly while Blue-Eyes took the lead. Every one of them had a bow or sword or knife out and ready, so one wrong sniff and you were dead.

You traveled for about an hour before anyone spoke. It was Blue-Eyes, to your surprise. "Why is your hair blue?"

"Huh?" Of all possible questions, that one hadn't been expected. Though, that was kind of dumb of you, to just assume they wouldn't eventually wonder if everybody from your world had crazy hair colors.

"Your hair," Blue-Eyes specified, sounding condescending, like his hair was much better than yours because it was long and perfect and almost white. "Why is it blue?"

"Oh," You cleared your throat. "It's dye. My real color is [h/c]. Lots of people do it where I come from. You can dye it a natural color, or an unnatural color, like so. Some keep their natural color and just add streaks that aren't their natural colors. Some dye their full hair, like me, for the sole purpose of cosplay--uh, dressing up as made-up characters for events--and others dye it just for fun. Or to stand out, I guess. But I wouldn't advise it. It ruins your hair. I just don't care, though."

"Why would anyone want to do that?" One Elf asked in horror, then sneered at you. "I suppose those of your world simply do not appreciate the naturalities of the body."

You shrugged. You should see the LGTBQ+ community... But you didn't feel like explaining any of that to these people right now. Especially when they obviously looked down on stuff like that.

"And what character are you meant to be?" Blue-Eyes asked in a challenging tone.

You flushed. "... A sci-fi Elf."

"...Sci-Fi?" A different Elf asked. "What is that?"

"Science fiction," You specified. "Basically, I'm supposed to be an Elf from another planet. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Is that why you have pointed ears?" Blue-Eyes questioned, and you nodded.

"Yeah. They're latex-- a kind of rubber. Wait, do you even have rubber here?" You waved a hand. "Nevermind. They can come off pretty easily, though. Speaking of which, I'd better take them off before they cause damage..." You reached up to one of your ears, despite the looks the Elves gave you.

Blue-Eyes stopped for a minute, halting the whole group. He looked at you like you were crazy. "Whyever would you put something on your body that could cause damage?"

You blinked. "That is a very good question, Blue-Eyes, and one I don't exactly have an answer for. Almost everybody does it at some point." You felt for the flap of latex, but you couldn't find it. Hell, you couldn't even find the edge of the prosthetic. "Oh shit..." You breathed.

"What is it?" Legolas huffed, and turned around impatiently.

Your eyes widened; you couldn't let them think you were panicking, but, well, you were, and shortly after, you did. "I-I can't get it off."

Blue-Eyes's brow furrowed. "Will it cause permanent damage if they are not removed?"

"Maybe? Yes? My skin goes red and itchy and starts to swell up if I touch latex for too long, so, I'm gonna go with a definitely on this one. Just keep walking. I should have them off by the time we get to the river."

But you didn't. There was no flap, no edge of the latex. If it weren't for the fact that you did put latex ears on, you wouldn't have known you had latex ears on. A suspicion grew in your core, so you grabbed hold of the pointed tip, and pinched down with your nails hard and fast. "Ow!"

Every Elf turned to look at you as you pulled your hand away. Some blood was on the tips of your fingers. "Why, in the name of the Valar, would you hurt yourself?" Legolas sighed like a parent lecturing a child, but you were staring at your fingertips in shock. Valar...

"I'm an Elf..."

"I beg your pardon?" Apparently the mere thought of being the same race as you was too much for Blue-Eyes to handle. It was fucking offensive.

"I'm an Elf!" You shouted, and snatched your hand to your chest. "The ears won't come off! They bled and hurt when I pinched them! I'm a damn Elf! When I fell through that portal, I was a normal human! Now I'm an Elf! I don't know whether I should be freaking out or excited!"

Legolas rolled his eyes. "It won't be permanent. Obviously, here you're an Elf. There, you're not. When we get you through the portal, you'll be a human again."

"But..." I don't want to be human... Yet, you were also trying desperately to get back to your family, on pain of death and loss of cool fantasy land. If only you'd wake up to learn you were in some kind of damn coma...

You waved your hands. "Ok. Alright, fine. Is this where you found me?"

Legolas gestured to a particular rock. "The exact spot. Do you think you could find your way from here?"

You smirked; you'd always been good at knowing your way. "Please. I was born with an innate sense of direction. Now how the fuck do we get over this damn river?"

Legolas grinned. "You're an eldar now, aren't you? See if you can get across it yourself." Eldar... That had to mean an Elf of some sort, right?

You stared him down for a second, hands on your hips. He smirked cockily back, pure smugness on his expression. "Ok. Sure. What's life without risk?"

So you took a deep breath, and headed for the opposite bank.

You and your siblings had this special hiking trail in a park, and on this trail was a creek slash pond area. Several of them. You'd always cross the creek carefully, each step placed just so, and quietly, too, so that you could see the frogs-- it was a frog hunt without actually killing said frogs. The exercise gave you all good balance and a know-how for shit not that rock.

But this river was much different than the creek back home. It was clear, and clean, and strong as fuck, so one wrong move and you'd be whooshed away, with Blue-Eyes giving Lord Fabulous the excuse of "Oh they died in the river tragically oops..."

The rocks were unstable. The river swelled over them every so often to make them slippery. Your rubber boots were less than zero help. But you were an Elf now, right? So that had to make you unfairly agile. You took another deep inhale, then took what you hoped was a graceful leaping step, only for you to slip and nearly bust your ass. Elvish powers have to be learned. Noted.

When you finally got to the other side of the bank, you were stiff, and your heart was pounding. Behind you, the Elves sneered and jeered and all kinds of other "eers". You whipped around, and flipped them off. They looked somewhere between shocked, offended, and terrified. You realized they might not know the symbolism of it, and might think you were cursing them. When they reached you, Blue-Eyes was the first to demand what that was all about. "What was that all about?!"

You panicked under pressure. "U-uh... I-it's a minor insult where I come from. Very minor. We use it frequently as a joke among close friends. A friendly insult. Yeah. Sorry. Won't happen again." He totally didn't believe you. So you quickly changed the subject. "O-oh, uh, this way!"

Scenery seen at night was harder to recognize during the day, and vise versa, but you knew you hadn't gone too far up the river when you came across some massive paw prints and scrape marks from where you'd skidded down the bank. Another bonus clue was the scrap of bright blue fabric, from your skirt/tunic thing, hanging precariously from a branch.

It took you the better part of an hour to find the tree you'd woken up at. "Okay, this it it."

"Are you certain?" Blue-Eyes asked you.

"Wait." You laid down, and yep, everything was the same, except in daylight. Legolas frowned at you as you stood, probably ashamed to even breathe the same air as you. "Yeah, this is it."

Blue-Eyes ordered something in Elvish, jerking his head. The Elves immediately set about making camp. "So, in your world, you fell from the highest branches of an oak, yes?"

"Yep, breaking several things in the process."

"And you lost consciousness after you hit the forest floor?"

"Yep."

Legolas hummed and looked up into the canopy. "Then by all means... The portal should be where you laid."

You glanced down at your feet before bouncing up and down a little. "Nope. Nothing."

Legolas huffed. "You may have to try climbing this tree and falling into this spot."

A deranged laugh escaped your throat, which you quickly stifled. "I'm sorry, but are you crazy? What if I die? We don't have the same healing stuff as you guys unless you can pay for it up front, and I'm very poor. So is all of my family. We can't afford that shit. So if I die, what's the point in going back?"

Legolas glared at you. "I didn't mean from very high. Just high enough to hopefully send you through, but not high enough to kill you. Your healers will mend broken bones, will they not?"

You scoffed dejectedly. "Yeah, but for a pretty hefty bill..." You threw your hands up. "Whatever. I'll die anyway if I don't try. Might as well." With Legolas watching you carefully to make sure you didn't try to jump from tree to tree, you started to climb.

Was it really only yesterday that you'd been having a fun, standard LARPing day with your family and [F/N]? The real world seemed like fantasy, now. This felt real. This felt like where you should be. But if your family weren't here, you wouldn't be able to enjoy it. You'd always feel as if you abandoned them. You wondered, did time pass differently? Did it go faster there, and slower here? Or was it the other way around? Would you find the portal, and return to the real world to find your family long gone and the year a thousand into the future? Then you'd wish you'd never left this place. Or would you find not a moment had passed, and to them, it was still the terrifying moment of not knowing if you were dead or alive, to find you unharmed? Would you then be able to convince them to fall through, even on the chance that the portal could only be used a handful of times, and if it did work, would a millenia had passed here? Even Blue-Eyes would've aged by that point, however slightly.

Once you'd reached a suitable height, you braced yourself against the trunk. "How's this?"

Legolas nodded. "Fine. Jump when you're ready.”

You took a minute... Ah... Better get this over with. One does not simply... Damn, what was that meme? "Ok, ready when you are."

Legolas stepped back, and waited; you hesitated, then jumped, and you felt deja vu as you barreled toward the ground, landing flat on your back. The impact knocked the wind out of you, and you felt a painful snap in your right ribcage. You kept your eyes closed; you heard nothing aside from the birds in the trees. You hoped, then hoped some more, expecting at any moment to hear the frantic footfalls of your family rushing to help you...

"Well, I see I was entirely wrong on the matter," Blue-Eyes stated simply, and you frowned. Fuck...

"Ya think? I'm still seeing priss-ass Elves in a goddamn forest that isn't the one I fell in. Fuck you, Blue-Eyes, for having me break a rib for no good damned reason." You glared at him as you tried to sit up, barely making it halfway before Legolas helped you, albeit roughly.

"Watch your tongue," Blue-Eyes snapped. "If it were not for us, you would be dead."

You pursed your lips. "You're gonna kill me anyway just for breathing on your trees, so why didn't you just let me die?"

For a second, Legolas seemed to feel pity for you. "I am sorry. Truly, I am. Perhaps if we fail to locate your way home, I could convince my father to refrain from executing you."

You huffed, wincing as the action hurt your broken-on-some-level ribs. "Why? So I can live the rest of my suddenly immortal life in a dark cell, underground, just for existing? Hell no. I'd rather die."

"Perhaps you could have another use," Legolas offered, and you shook your head.

"Never in my life have I been considered useful." You eyed Blue-Eyes disdainfully. "Ever. By anybody. If you can find a place for somebody like me that doesn't involve imprisonment, fine. But I won't be able to live with myself if I can't find a way back to Earth. I need my family. They're all I ever had."

Legolas knelt beside you. "You... Seem to be very close with them. You love this..." He looked off into the trees, searching for the word. "...Life, so much, and have wished for it for so long, but you'd give it up, to be with them in a world that does not want you... You have a brave heart."

You took the compliment. "Thanks. Now let's find this damn portal, shall we? I've got a couple more ribs to bust."

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[poisonepel]

Can you do headcanons for Idia, sebek, and cater with a smol male s/o that is really insecure of their drawing abilities despite being amazing at it

as someone with 0 drawing talent, who only shares my “art” with others when the intention is “LOOK HOW BAD THIS IS, LAUGH WITH ME” I will try to put myself in these shoes ;A;

also julie I hope you know how lovely your art is !! I’ve only been able to look at your twst stuff but it’s all very adorable and amazing !!

Idia

Idia’s not the type to push for things. His s/o has told him several times that he doesn’t want him looking through his sketchbooks, and Idia respects that.

…As long as his s/o’s not in the room.

He knows he’s breaching his trust, and he feels bad about it, but his s/o spends so much time scribbling away in that thing that he can’t hold back his curiosity. Half of him doesn’t have high expectations, since his s/o is always downplaying his art skills, but the other half of him thinks it’s because his boyfriend has been making embarrassing drawings.

But???

Idia is blown. away. If his s/o doesn’t even consider this good, he can’t imagine what “good” looks like according to his standards. He ends up completely forgetting that he’s not supposed to be going through that book and flips through the whole thing, admiring every single page that’s been drawn on.

He’s so absorbed in them that he doesn’t even hear his s/o come back.

“…Idia?”

Idia immediately drops the book, eyes wide.

“S-Sorry—”

He needs a while to rebound from the fear he had felt in his stomach when he got caught, and from his s/o’s betrayal/irritation with him, but once things calm down (which will probably take at least a day), he’ll think about bringing it up again.

Idia would never mind it if his s/o wanted to gush about his passions to him, but he’s not sure how to get that across to him and let him know that he thought the drawings were incredible.

He ends up not ever bringing it up again though, because he’s too worried his s/o will get mad at him. But, if he ever hears him mutter to himself that his art skills “suck” or anything like that, Idia will gently tell him he thought his sketchbook was filled with the most beautiful drawings he’s ever seen.

He’s not very good at comforting him ;; but, he tries.

Sebek

Sebek sneaks behind his s/o as he’s sketching one day, and loudly exclaims how nice his drawing looks. Startled, his s/o jumps up and slams his sketchbook shut, before glaring at his boyfriend, very upset.

Sebek is a bit taken aback. That… wasn’t the reaction he expected.

His s/o asks him to please not sneak up on him like that; he doesn’t like people looking at his drawings.

“………Why?”

Sebek doesn’t understand. His drawings are gorgeous, what’s there to be ashamed of? But, whatever, he thinks. He won’t bother him about it anymore.

That is, until he realizes that his s/o doesn’t just want people not looking at his art - he honestly believes that he’s not any good at it.

This is when Sebek starts feeling like he should step in.

He starts without addressing the drawings directly; he first compliments his s/o’s tenacity for dedicating so much time and effort into his work, and raves about how passionate he must be. He makes sure whenever they go out together that he remembers all of his s/o’s drawing supplies, making it clear that he knows how important art is to him.

If his s/o gets comfortable enough to let him take a peek sometimes, Sebek makes sure not to waste the opportunity. He gives him honest feedback - which is usually full of praises anyway.

He encourages him to participate in art contests, too, and he’s 100% his s/o’s biggest cheerleader. Sebek himself is clueless when it comes to art, so he’ll like a piece just because it has a lot of bright colors or intricate-looking lines, but he always thinks his s/o’s contributions are the best-looking, simply because they were made by him. Rather than judging art by the outward look, Sebek focuses in on how much work had gone into the drawings - and he knows first-hand his s/o put in a lot.

Cater

Cater thinks his s/o is just trying to get attention. This doesn’t make sense to him at all. His s/o is clearly amazing at drawing; how could he be so insecure about it? As a result, he doesn’t take his insecurity seriously.

Cater has dabbled in painting himself, and he believes confidence is one of the core keys to feeling motivated to create art. His s/o is already extremely motivated - he just prefers to keep to himself. So, if he really was so insecure, how could he keep dedicating so much time into that sketchbook of his?

Cater doesn’t outwardly accuse him of lying to get attention, but he doesn’t try to help him at all. He encourages his drawing, since he knows it’s clearly a passion of his, but he doesn’t think he has to step in to encourage him.

His opinion becomes even more resolute when his s/o scores a position at a fairly large art competition. How could he be insecure if he knows his art has been seen and selected out of thousands by major figures for a competition?

…But then he sees the crash.

His s/o begins to panic. He gets stressed and very anxious when he starts to doubt himself, doubt his talent, doubt the fact that he was even actually chosen for this competition. He wonders if someone had altered the auditions and replaced a better artist with his name. Seeing this, Cater feels horrible for misjudging the situation. But, he’s thankful his s/o had never caught onto his internal feelings about this, and so he immediately switches into supportive boyfriend mode.

Cater finds dozens of crumpled paper balls featuring sketches and drawings which his s/o had thrown away. He first sees them in his s/o’s bedroom, then in all the trash bins around the house/dorm. He’s shocked to see that a lot of them are actually very well-done, and so he begins fishing out any crumpled ball he finds. True, not all of them are fantastic, but there’s so many that really do have potential, so he saves them all.

He doesn’t tell his s/o that he keeps all his rejects. But, he definitely switches up how he addresses him about art. He makes sure to be a lot kinder about it, and way more encouraging, and reassures him that forcing himself too hard will only burn him out - he needs to just take a breath, know that Cater, at least, thinks his talent is something to very much be proud of!! and keep going as best as he can.

[ajokeformur-ray]

Match up // Arthur Fleck+Joker

@x-avantgarde-x said: Girl, it can't be that I'm the only one who hasn't asked you for a match-up with our boys! So bear with me, I'm gonna ask you for one >:3. The name is Marta (thought you already know that :b) I'm 4'11, really tiny. I'm a mix of soft and vintage aesthetic. I love any colour, and I always try to wear something that fits the season. I'm super soft, kind and polite. I'm super supportive of those I love and super caring. Though I can be truly rude if you get on my bad side. (Part 1) (part 2) I'm a huge nerd. I'm studying humanities and I love literature, music and movies. I live for acting, drawing, reading, writing, etc. Anything that's related to arts I'm into it! I even act at a theater company. I work really hard to improve my both my mental health and self-esteem. Though leaving with anxiety, depression and body dismorphia can be truly hard sometimes I try to stay happy and bubbly most of the time. I believe a smile and a kind word are the most powerful things ever.

Arthur Fleck

You’re 4′11 and Arthur is 5′8, which means that he’s got a good head and shoulders on your height. If you think he’s protective of his s/o, then when his s/o is able to perfectly fit in his arms and he has to bend over a little just to kiss the top of your head, his protective streak increases by 1000000% because you’re so small. The one and only time he ever caught you standing on a chair to reach something in the kitchen cupboard, he near enough had a heart attack. The resulting laughing fit lasted almost fifteen minutes. Now, you make it a point to ask him to get you things high up. He does it, of course he does. He practically sprints to assist you just to be sure that you’re not gonna attempt to climb his countertops again. You really scared him that day.

Whereas Arthur likes to wear natural colours and seems to rely heavily on his yellow hoodie, you’re more than happy to wear an assortment of styles, colours and combinations. One of his favourite parts of the morning is finding out what you have chosen to wear that day. Is it based on your mood? Is there a reason for each outfit? Which one is your favourite? If you ever dressed like him, he’d be more than a little taken aback and definitely confused. He’d always compliment you on your outfits. The biggest compliment he could ever give you, though, is simply being unable to look you in the eye because he’s blushing so prettily and help him he’s so in love with you.

You’re both soft, caring, supportive and so loving. As such, arguments and the like are very rare between the two of you. You’d rather give Arthur space than say something you might regret, and he’s too afraid of losing you to even consider saying something which may potentially take you away from him, even for a little while. However, if someone even dares to say something against Arthur or yourself, then the other person goes apeshit. Arthur can, has and will punch people out for insulting you in his presence, and you lay into people thickly when they call Arthur a freak for simply being his own pure, precious self.

You have a huge creative streak and this shows in almost every walk of your life. You and Arthur both work in the arts, though your own pursuits are more rewarding and liberating than his own, and he’d love nothing more than for the two of you to put your own shows on together in the living room. There’s no audience because it’s not for the world to see. It’s for you and Arthur only. In those moments, the world can truly get fucked. When Arthur is trying to cheer you up or calm you down, he’ll invite you to sit on the sofa so he can put on a show for you; he’ll even put proper clown makeup on for you. Or, better yet - he’ll do some clown makeup on you so you match him.

You both suffer so much more than the world, than Gotham realises, but you both fight your own battles and you support each other and you love each other and you’re fighting in your own and each other’s corners. Sometimes things explode and you do have a small confrontation but Arthur will bring out his joke book and make you laugh until you’re crying and can’t remember why you were arguing in the first place. Arthur would love for you, and he would never let you doubt that for a second. You are his entire world, the only good he has in his life, and he’ll be damned if anyone tries to take that away from him. Your smile is Arthur’s all time favourite sight and he’d die just to see it beginning to grow at the corner of your mouth. The first time he made you smile, he thought he’d died and gone to Heaven. Or Hell. He was unsure but it was the sweetest torture and he wants it again and again and -.

Joker

Wahhhhh you’re a smol bean and even though Joker is much more liberated and more comfortable in himself, that protective streak never goes away. If anything, Joker is so much more protective than Arthur ever was. If Joker ever walked in on you actually climbing the counter to reach something, or standing so far up on your tip toes that you’re shaking, he’d swoop in with his hands on your waist, fingers gripped tight in silent admonishment but also to reassure himself that he’s not going to drop you, and remove you from the situation. He’s also definitely the type to leave something precious to you high up so that, when you inevitably have to climb or stretch to reach it, he can come up behind you and press his crotch into your bum, just to hear you squeal. When you spin around, his lips are on yours. He’s the master of distracting you.

You like to wear colours that match the seasons, whereas Joker is always wearing the same three piece suit. He has multiple suits that are all the same, and rarely does he switch clothing; unless he’s masquerading or Arthur or he’s letting his guard down just a little when he’s at home. Wearing colours that would complement Joker’s outfit would be the quickest and easiest way to get him horny asf (if that’s your goal) but it would also be a really sweet, silent way of expressing your love for him. When you wear something new, he compliments you sincerely, though he probably has an ulterior motive for it. For example, “as much as I love that colour on you, I think it’d look much better on the floor...”

You’re polite, soft, loving and giving, endlessly supportive and a total ray of sunshine until you’re not. Joker would love seeing you get angry. He’d love seeing you totally rip into people, including him, if the situation ever called for it. If you ever do seriously argue with him, though, and went to leave, he’d dart up and quickly block your exit. You will sit down, you will listen to each other and you will communicate with each other and no one leaves until the situation is resolved. He’s not above pouting and actually sitting on you to make you listen to him. Stay long enough, and you’ll find out why he’s so insistent on talking it out: Joker is scared. He’s scared to lose you, and though he doesn’t show it very often, he really does think the world of you. Where Arthur used to punch people out, Joker would kill them in brutal ways. You don’t wanna know the details, even as he tells you that the blood on his clothing isn’t his.

Joker loves to dance, put on shows, and the fact that you act too? A match made in heaven!! He is so often pulling you up and out of your chair just so he can dance with you (in more ways than one if you get me lmao wink wink), spinning you around like no tomorrow and dipping you just so all you can think about is kissing him and ruining his face paint, and then you do kiss him and then the rest of the plans you had for the day is cancelled because you’re not going anywhere now. When you’re studying, like watching a documentary you forgot to take notes on, or when you’re writing or drawing, Joker loves to have you sat on his lap, his arms wrapped around you. He just loves having you be as close to him as possible so that a) he can protect you from any dangers and b) because he loves you. 

You try to stay happy and you smile at people who you meet in the street and you try to laugh through your pain and god do you feel pain, and Joker is always so proud of you. He knows how hard it is to live sometimes, he knows what it’s like to always be fighting yourself. He sees you and though he’s not as supportive as Arthur, he’s still there and won’t ever leave you. If you ever tried to apologise for your conditions, he would wave you off with a, “We’re in love, sweetheart. Ride or die, remember?” or something similar to make you blush prettily and smile. Just like Arthur, he’d do anything to preserve your smile, and I do mean anything.

[fandima-moved-read-pinned]

Would it be awesome to see you do all 100 asks? Yes. Will you do them? We shall see.

Wanna bet 

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? - More cereal than milk! 

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?- No, actually. I hate the cold ^^' And if there's cold air on my cheeks then it's on my nose and that's no good 

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? - Usually a post it note! Not very random, but it's normally what I have on hand. 

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? - Depends on my mood! Sometimes I'll take my coffee black, other times ill add a fricc ton of creamer, whipped cream, and sugar. Also sometimes I mix coffee with hot chocolate and it's amazing. 

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? - Very. 

6: do you keep plants? - Always. I still have the carnations from Valentines Day (which surprisingly haven't died yet) 

7: do you name your plants? - Nope. 

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? - just a mechanical pencil or a graphite pencil. They usually end up being sketches. But if I like how it looks I'll go over them in pen. 

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? - Yes and no? I'd do it more often but I don't want anyone to hear me. Especially my mom. 

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? - Side, always facing the wall. 

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? - The only one I can think of off the top of my head is *slap slap slap* *jumps out window*. No I will not explain. 

12: what’s your favorite planet? - Pluto! Or Make Make. Make Make used to be my favorite because me and my brother would pronounce it wrong on purpose. But Pluto is ver pretty. 

13: what’s something that made you smile today? - seeing my brother's reaction to his birthday present from me! I made a little felt monkey with bushy eyebrows (I needle felted it) 

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? - Probably very messy. But also it would constantly smell like food! 

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! - Mars is shrinking. It is Smol. 

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? - Fettuccine Alfredo with Shrimp! It's what I usually ordered at Olive Garden until I found out that it was expensive and was probably stressing out my parents. 

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? - Don't laugh okay but pink! I want to dye the bottom half of my hair bright freaking pink. Like hot pink. 

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. - That time I slapped a guy twice for picking me up. That guy was my best friend. He picked me up from behind and I sorta whipped around and slapped him. The first time he didn't put me down, he just laughed. So I slapped him again. He got the hint. 

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?- I don't. I tried a while back, but I figured it would be easier just to talk to people about my issues instead of writing them down. 

20: what’s your favorite eye color? - Green. Or dark brown. 

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. - Not sure what this means, sorry. I've got this pencil pouch that has a tree print on it that I've used for a few years now even though it has a hole it it. Does that count? 

22: are you a morning person? - No. I wake up at 5:30 am on weekdays and usually don't get out of bed until I have ten minutes to get ready and leave. 

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? - Stay in my room and draw! Although I don't have lazy days. Every time my mom comes upstairs I immediately start cleaning because if I don't she'll yell at me for being lazy. 

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? - Yes. Take a look at who sent this ask. Also my other two online friends! One of them I spam with worms on a string and the other I just know I can trust and I don't know why. 

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? - the only place I've broken into is my own house. I had to climb the backyard fence to go through the back door because me and my brother forgot our keys. 

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? - My plain black tennis shoes. I need to get new ones because these ones are old and barely fit but every time I mention it, it's like I never said a word. 

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? - Candy Cane! 

28: sunrise or sunset? - Sunset! I get to see the sun setting behind the Rocky Mountains and it's really pretty. 

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? - exist 

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? - Yes. I'd rather not talk about it. 

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. - socks can burn in hell for all I care. I hate socks. I only wear them if I have to (like while wearing shoes) 

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. - I remember being at a sleepover a few days before I moved (this was in South Korea) and I woke up at 3:34 am (yes I remember the time don't ask why) because one of my friends was playing Megalovania on the keyboard. Then she turned around and asked who the hell took her pretzels. They were under her pillow. 

33: what’s your fave pastry? - c w a s o a n t (with jelly inside!) 

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? - I still have this stuffed animal now (I have all of my stuffed animals. I haven't brought myself to get rid of them). It's a little pink blanket with a bunny head named Squeek. Not Squeak. I didn't know how to spell that. 

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? - No. I don't have any. 

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? - https://youtu.be/7TqLXIBG-6g   not a band but still

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? - Messy! It may sound strange, but I can't find anything when it's clean. It also feels empty unless I've got stuff all over the floor. 

38: tell us about your pet peeves! - When I tell remind someone of the rules and they say "okay" and continue breaking them. Like we aren't supposed to put pans in the dishwasher because it ruins the pans. Yet my brother always puts them in there. I remind him and take it out, and he says "okay" and puts it back. I also hate it when I ask someone to stop doing something (usually when it's making me nervous or upset) and they ask "WhY?" in a really annoying tone and keep doing it. I ALSO hate it when I'm in charge and yet no one listens to me. 

I also don't like it when no one says thank you. It makes it seem like they don't appreciate me. 

39: what color do you wear the most? - Grey. I want to wear colorful clothes but the last time we went clothes shopping and I asked for pastel colors, I walked out of the store with grey, light grey, brown, and dark blue clothes. 

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? - I have a locket that I made for my seventh birthday. It has little charms in it (a rose, my first initial, a heart key, and a birthday cake) and it's gold. I love it and I don't know why. 

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? - There's a book series that I don't remember the name of but it's about a girl who is forcibly turned into a siren by three other sirens. She has to eat human hearts to live. It's kinda gorey, kinda romantic, lots of action. I love it. 

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! - Unfortunately no, I usually get coffee at a gas station ^^' 

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? - My dog Freyja! Whenever I take out trash, she comes with, and when the sky is clear I like to point out the starts with her before we go back inside. She's very sweet. But I can't stargaze for more than a minute. 

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? - Last year I went on a trip to Florida to stay with my grandparents for a week. I remember waking up one morning with a beautiful view of the ocean and the sound of waves crashing onto the shore. My grandparents have an apartment of sorts that faces the Atlantic and you can literally go down the stairs and go swim in the ocean if you want to, it's like a two minute walk, not even. I love the ocean and the sound of waves and seagulls is always calming to me. But my house is very loud and there's no peace here. 

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? - Yes. When I have a bad feeling about something, I address it. It's not always true, but I don't want to risk anything. 

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. - Sorry, I don't know many puns. I guess I'm just not a pun-ny person. 

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? - fucking macaroni with bread crumsb that shit is nasty af 

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? - Storms, especially tornados. Now my biggest fear is death. Whether I'm the one dying or its someone I care about. 

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? - Not really, I don't have money to buy anything ^^' Even when I do have money, I spend it on art stuff. That reminds me that I need to fix my radio. 

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? - Fabric. I have so much and I don't even use it. But when I see a nice fabric, I get it (if I have money). 

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? - 'Old Timer Rock and Roll' (probably not the name of it) always reminds me of my dad. One day we were driving in his Jeep, just us two, and I mentioned that I wasn't a fan of the music on the radio. We ended up compromising and that song was the first one on the radio station that we switched to. 

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? - I am unfortunately not up to date with the memes. Although the ones where it's like "you've mc-ed your last Donald" or "you've ratted your last tatouille" always make me exhale aggressively. 

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? - None of the above! I've been wanting to watch Heather's though. I just never get around to doing it. 

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? - My brother. Not the same one from before. 

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? - nothing, sorry. I'm not very dramatic. 

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? - when they pour their heart out about a certain subject that they love. I know a lot of people tend to bottle up their opinions but when someone trusts me aniugh to tell me all about it, it's just sorta nice. 

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? - I just sorta spaced out for the first have then did a little dance for the rest of it. I love the line "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and it's more upbeat and the music just makes me dance a little 

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? - bold of you to assume I have a group of friends 

59: what’s your favorite myth? - There's this one I heard as a kid that involves a faceless girl on the side of a highway who tries to steal faces. 

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? - I can't think of any off the top of my head, but poetry is nice! 

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? - I don't really remember. I try to only give gifts that are meaningful. 

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? - nope! I usually drink milk! 

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? - I usually leave my music to its own devices, but all the books are organized by series and genre. 

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? - Blue! Just any other afternoon sky. 

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? - My older brother. We don't get to talk much. 

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? - Colorful, with a few white flowers! 

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? - Those are usually the days that I don't feel anything. 

68: what’s winter like where you live? - The weather is all over the place. A little snow, then the next day, it's like 60°F. Not even joking. It snowed Friday and Saturday was warm. 

69: what are your favorite board games? - Monopoly and Battleship! 

70: have you ever used a ouija board? - No, but I really want to. But my dad won't let me. 

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? - I don't really drink tea, sorry! 

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? - Nope. I'll forget it anyway. I usually set alarms for certain things but then I don't do it. 

73: what are some of your worst habits? - Biting the inside of my cheek and scratching/pinching my arm when I'm nervous. 

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. - kind, a good listener, talented, and understanding 

75: tell us about your pets! - We have four dogs. There's Emrys (the dog I've posted pictures of before), Cirilla (a husky German Shepard mix, very sweet), Cayde-6 (a Rottweiler mix I think, super energetic, loud, and steals food off the counter even when someone is watching), and Freyja (a German Shepard mix, puppy, also very sweet! She knows the phrase 'give hugs' and she always comes with me to take out the trash for whatever reason). I also have a Guinea Pig (who I want to get a friend for because she's lonely, but my parents keep saying no) names Neo. 

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? - Working on my Someconsious series, cleaning, and probably checking in with some friends. 

77: pink or yellow lemonade? - Pink 

78: are you in the minion hateclub or Fan club? - Hate club. I don't like them. They're just annoying and bright and their language is stupid to me. 

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? - One of my exes surprised me with a cars and roses out of nowhere. It wasn't Valentines Day, it wasn't my birthday, he just went out of his way to do something nice for me when I was having a rough week. 

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? - They're a sort of off white. I want to paint them light lavender or pale blue but my parents have only painted the living room and refuse to paint anywhere else for whatever reason. I know we can afford paint, I know we have time. They just stopped caring. 

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. - Not sure what it means by abstract, but I'll try. Her eyes are similar to the bottom of a small river. The brown in the middle with green rings on the edges remind me of a river I used to go fishing in back in Oklahoma. 

82: are/were you good in school? - I'm okay. I have all A's and B's, but I have easy subjects that aren't very hard. 

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? - I don't really listen to albums, my music taste is mostly individual songs. Even then I don't really pay attention to the art. 

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? - I want to get a quote of sort on my ankle. Something in another language so I can tell them it means something mysterious and deep when in reality it's the description of a toaster oven that hasn't been cleaned since 1995.

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? - I read a few webcomics if that counts! I like Castle Swimmer a lot! Gay fish bapeys are best fish bapeys. 

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? - I don't know what those are, sorry 

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? - The Princess Bride and the Last Unicorn. But I'm biased because they're both a part of my childhood. 

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? - not in particular! 

89: are you close to your parents? - I'm only close with my dad. My stepmom can go fuck herself. She just told us that's she'll be making a schedule for the next two weeks because there won't be school. One of the weeks was spring break anyway! We aren't missing much! 

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. - I like Palm Beach in Florida! It's fairly quiet, right next to the ocean, and filled with retired people who are all really nice. 

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? - Nowhere, we don't travel much. I really want to go to Florida again though. 

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? - I don't add cheese at all! It sort of ruins the texture for me. Especially the grated sprinkle cheese stuff l. I hate now it feels. 

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? - I just keep my hair down. I don't like it in any other way. 

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? - My brother. His birthday is today! 

95: what are your plans for this weekend? - cry a lot cry some more lose feelings for a few hours draw watch YouTube art videos then try not to yell at my mom like I did last week

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? - I just get it over with so I can do whatever needs to be done. Or I schedule it for when I'm not going to be using it. 

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? - INFP-T/Mediator, Scorpio, and Hufflepuff 

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?- A few weeks ago. And no, I did not enjoy it considering I was supposed to be working on an important project that day. 

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. - Where We Started, If You're Going Through Hell, and We Like to Numb (a mix of We Like to Party and Numb) 

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? - Future. In five years I plan on being in college and I want to see what I should be prepared for and if my interests have changed. 

This took me at least an hour and a half. Thank you though! I 

[myocacademia]

I'm opening commissions, I am taking PayPal for these cause I need that cash money- but I might get a da later on. These are my prices and here are my rules on what I do and don't draw.

Do

Ship art

Boys and girls

Spicy poses (not nsfw)

Smol comics

Customs

Mythological creatures

Angst

Slight gore (or more depending how comfortable I am with it)

Traditional art

Digital art

Etc

Don't

Nsfw (Will draw spicy but no naked kinda stuff)

Bxb or gxg(I'm just not very good at it and it's not my cup of tea sorry)

Long comics(might change this later)

Stolen ocs

Hope these rules make sense so it's easier for both of us when you commusion me you. Also please be patient with me, I have other stuff to work on so I might not be that fast. If you need this art piece for something and you have a deadline please tell me before hand, so o can make sure I have enough time to finish it.

[lillotte17]

2, 3, 6, 7, 14, 17, 18, 21 for Oisin? 4, 7, 8, 15 for Einin and Ardal?

Whooo so many! :O

Oisin:

2) Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Oisin is very good with animals! (they get it from their grandpapae) All animals are shaped like friends, and they can generally sense his innate smooshiness and then you get a scene from a Disney movie with them just sitting out in the garden with half of Thenvunin’s birds nesting in their hair while they sketch. X3

They like children a lot, but they are a little intimidated by them, and they are very prone to over-indulging them and just giving them whatever they want to keep them happy. ^_^;

Plants…they aren’t HORRIBLE with them, but it’s definitely not their forte. They don’t move or talk, so they have a hard time remembering to do things for them. 

3) Ask them to describe their love interest.

“Tonlen is… There’s this feeling you get when you think of an idea for a piece of art and it just effortlessly flows from your mind, to your hand, to whatever medium you are working with. Like the purest kind of magic. And then you look at what you made, and it’s…alive, and it’s so amazing. The vibrancy and color. The emotions and the meaning. A whole world built with your own hands. It fills you with such certainty, such clear purpose, and joy. A passion for what you have done, and for all that you might do. Being with Tonlen feels like that. He’s got so much more experience and elegance than I do, and I know my family doesn’t make things easy for him, but when it’s just the two of us it is… Like a fairytale. A simple kind of perfection that warms you all the way down to your toes. He’s beautiful.”

6) Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Oh gosh, they could probably be badgered by just about anyone, lol.  

7) Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Soft, supportive, loving

Gullible, weepy, gawkish 

14) Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

They have a weakness for trashy romance novels. And they are really…pretty bad. Their siblings have all taken turns teasing them about it, so I’d say that the pleasure is more ‘shameful’ than guilty, but yeah. XD

17) Do they like children?

Oisin loves anything smol and cute, so yes, absolutely. They are going to want to adopt some babies at some point, for sure. 

18) Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

No tongue in public! But all sorts of smooches when behind closed doors. Unless they are drunk, then all bets are off, lol. 

21) What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Hm, usually, I would think the other party would have to do the dumping. Oisin is very romantic and they don’t like to give up on people. However, I think if they felt physically unsafe with someone, they would try to leave them. Or if the person threatened their family in some way. (which would be very very stupid of that person, but you know. Some people don’t know what’s good for them)

Einin and Ardal:

4) Do they look good in red?

Einin: Absolutely. It’s one of her favorite colors. 

Ardal: Hm, I don’t think it would look bad on him, but it’s not one of his favorites. He likes a lot of more neutral colors, since he wears armor and does scout work a lot. Lots of greens. He does like to throw in some obnoxious canary yellow, though. XD 

7) Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Einin: Cautious, observant, calculating / Cool, controlled, competent

Ardal: Boisterous, reckless, loyal / Brave, strong, confident!

8) Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Einin: Intrigued 100%

Ardal: Frustrated 1000%

15) What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

Einin rarely sees anything as a complete waste of time, there is almost always some way to turn things to one’s advantage and get something of use out of a situation. But some of the fights Virevas and Ardal get into are very very stupid. 

Ardal hates paper-pushing busy work. It’s so boooorrrringggggg. 

[asktotemrodents]

Hey everyone, bet you’d thought you’d seen the last of me

Well, uh, perhaps now you have? I mean, this is the “I’m abandoning this blog so here’s a final wrap-up” post and all...

In any case, all the story stuff can be found down below

Y’all still here? Cool, strap in and get ready for a ride.

First things first, there were two big mysteries that I’d planned to sprinkle in through this blog’s story, and here’s the first one: Maximus is Remulus and Atticus’s dad. There were already a few hints of that, such as those three being the only one’s who’s pupils I outlined in black, as well as their naming similarities.

I wanted to make it not so obvious how Maximus was a terrible parent by not revealing that he was a parent at all at first. He does what is expected of him as a totem, he’s cut-throat in his leadership, but behind the scenes he’s an abusive parent, not only to Remulus, but to Atticus as well. That scar on Atticus’s back? Maximus’s doing.

The event of the scarring was one of the most important backstory events that I wanted to reveal. Atticus and Remulus used to be close, but his failure to protect his brother and the resulting scar changed that. Maximus saw ‘potential’ in Atticus for not fleeing after the attack, and chose him as his heir. 

The brothers were to have a strained relationship throughout the blog’s story, right up until the end.

((Old art of an interaction between the two. Atticus tries really hard to live up to his father’s expectations as second in command.))

I never really knew what to do with Kiralyn. I knew she was a bit pompous, and likes to tell tall tales. She’s the best outer guard in the caves, and enjoys being in the outer caves cuz she gets to hang out with her Zubat friend.

((More old art, never figured out her friend’s name.))

I honestly planned to use her primarily for holiday doodles and such, then eventually have her hang around in the background while Remulus angst happened. She was friends with just about all the inner cave rats, and probably some outer cave rats too. If I ever had something about the outer cave rats, it would’ve probably been through her.

Then there’s the two characters I never got to introduce, Samson and Kimi.

((Samson’s ref. Him fuzzy.))

I’d planned for Samson to be the no-nonsense rule enforcer, and probably Maximus’s second choice for next totem if something happened to Atticus. Honestly aside from that? Can’t remember what else I’d wanted to do with him. I think his design was just me trying to find ways to make all the Alolan Rattata look unique? Meh, not quite sure at this point. Only ever drew one other image of him aside from his ref.

((The image title is ‘friendly_chat’ but I have no idea if I had any specific scenario in mind for whatever this is.))

Then there’s Kimi.

((Her little ref. Wanted to have one(1) Kanto rat in the squad.))

I think I wanted a full arc about what the heck she was doing there. She was going to tie into the big blog-wide mystery of What Is Up With Alicia. She’s a rather important piece of the puzzle, as she was brought to the cave by Alicia herself. Which brings into question how in the world did a blind alolan rat bring a kanto rat to Alola, I mean dang. Kimi’s best friend is Kiralyn.

((More old art. Kimi is smol.))

While we’re on the topic, let’s talk about Alicia. I knew almost from the moment I designed her that Alicia would be one of the most important rats in the cave, and I’d sprinkle hints about her true identity throughout the blog. I’ll outline some of those hints for you, lets see who can figure it out first. 

First, her healing abilities. It would’ve been discussed at some point whether she’s using Heal Pulse or not, which of course, isn’t a move that Rattata can learn, alolan or not.

Then there’s the fact that she’s always where she needs to be somehow. One such instance of this already occurred: she found Remulus after he was hurt before Maximus told her he even needed healing in the first place. 

She’s oddly sneaky; she would happen to show up often without anyone noticing her. The only exception to this would be Kiralyn’s Zubat friend, who sees(lol) her coming from a mile away, and notes that they feel really uncomfortable around her. Kiralyn would express confusion at this, and perhaps the topic would come up once or twice in the future.

Then there’s the elephant in the room of where she comes from. She doesn’t talk about her origins with anyone but Remulus, and she tells him personally that she doesn’t come from Alola at all. She apparently earned her place in the cave by displaying her healing prowess to Maximus, and in return for safety she asked that Kimi be safeguarded there as well.

She always knows where everyone is, what they’re doing if they’re in the same room as her, and how to tell everyone apart. She’s blind, but if she had to, she would actually be able to tell how many fingers someone’s holding up, though she keeps that a secret.

The surprise of what she is would be kept until the very end of her time on the blog, at which point she’d be revealed to be......

....a Mew! Big surprise, I know. She releases psychic waves like echolocation to see things around her, which leave blanks where they pass over the dark-type denizens of the cave, while unnerving the poison-type Zubat friend.

The reason she leaves the cave in the end? Remulus gets caught by a trainer.

Throughout the blog, Remulus would be the butt of everyone’s jokes, belittled and mocked for his cowardice at every turn. A terrible fighter, who’s only real friend was Alicia. The bullying comes to a head at the tail end of a Trainer’s Trial. She’s just got done defeating Maximus and Atticus, and is going back through the cave when Remulus gets pushed out of a hole by the other rats as they laugh at him.

He’s shaking, terrified of the trainer and her Brionne, while the other rats laugh at him. They think he’ll get beaten up, maybe learn something. Since Rattata are common enough, they don’t imagine that any trainer would have a reason to catch Pokemon in the cave after their trials.

Of course, one Great Ball later and everyone stops laughing. Alicia turns to leave, Maximus tries to stop her, she reveals herself as a Mew, and informs him that being a comfort to Remulus was her sole reason for staying. She’s taught Kimi every herbal remedy she knows, and can take over her job as healer.

The next arc of the blog would follow Remulus’s journey as a trainer’s Pokemon. He struggles a lot in the beginning with his fear and paranoia, disbelieving that anyone would value him for any reason after all the abuse he went through. 

The Brionne, Azura, becomes his best friend, values his presence unconditionally, and helps him through his self-esteem issues and trauma. He refuses to evolve, memories of Maximus staining the idea of evolving for him permanently, so he gains an everstone, and with it, the confidence to shine as himself.

((The first drawing I ever did of Remulus, with the rest of my Moon Team. Yes, this rat is part of an actual playthrough! The only member not featured is my Kommo-o, and that’s just because I couldn’t draw him.))

The blog probably would’ve ended with a shot of Remulus on his trainer’s shoulder, on the peak as snow falls around them. About to face the Elite Four, finally able to believe in himself. All he needed was love.

And yeah, him and Azura?

Absolutely a match made in heaven. Together forever.

And as far as I can tell, that’s what I had planned for this blog in a nutshell! Buuuut I don’t think I had the patience for it, especially since I couldn’t stand writing Remulus going through as much crap as I knew he had to. Rip. But yeah, thanks to everyone who stuck around this long. Sorry this story had to end prematurely.

If you want a taste of the main Pokeblog that’s holding most of my attention lately, head over to @askcursedforest, I plan to further that one a lot!