#take these fuckers down

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I wanna fuck this man so good that he sees heaven again…

[astradyke]

i think i was so thrown off by the puppy spit slow motion that i completely forgot about the oh my God they kissed joke. i am sincerely happy that they don't have to filter themselves out that much these days, they deserve it. i do wish that didn't involve the various kinds of foreplay they've done on camera over the course of june, but i guess kink does belong in pride . so

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

in the category of things true in my heart: Steve has knocked out three of Pony's teeth rough housing, Soda has done the door n string trick to pull one out (pony TRIED to do this alone one time but he was too chicken to slam the door n two bit stuck up behind him n SLAMMED it n pony HOWLED like he'd been SHOT), n collectively as kids darry soda n pony helped pony get like four of his BARELY wiggly teeth out for cold hard tooth fairy cash

[shakingparadigm]

Guardian Urak after ROUND 6 (his fuckass pet that he barely invested in beat another guy's overly-invested in pet)

[doodle-dog-diary]

Thoughts/hcs re: the 2003 animated teen titans series:

Robin having multiple flavours of angst including but not limited to: "ScRew YoU yOu'Re nOT mY dAd", general teenage angst, not wanting to be under batman's shadow angst, thinks he's getting replaced by a younger sibling angst (jason), etc and running away from home to live on the custom built T shaped tower on the private island that's all very much being paid for by batman

At some point Jason steals the red x suit and uses it to torment Dick!robin CONSTANTLY. Bruce either doesn't know a thing about this or does, but doesn't let on that he knows, and is just watching on from a distance with fatherly affection like "aww they're bonding :)" while dick is popping a blood vessel with stress going "WHO is this KID???"

When Bruce adopted Jason he had no intention of making him Robin, but at some point the red x shenanigans were going so far that he actually started feeling bad for dick so he had to put his foot down like, alright, this kid clearly has some energy to burn off or something, let's redirect that energy to something more productive. Like punching the sHIT OUT OF GOTHAM GOONS HELL YEAH. And gives Jason the Robin ii mantle

Jason "gremlin child" Todd is clearly very "yippee :) violence" about this and the red x fuckery stops, but of course dick!robin finds out about this and is all "you replaced me?? >:'( I HATE YOU DAD" and his list of reasons to be angsty and emo increases yet again. Clearly his stress never ends

Eventually dick grows out of his teenage angst and becomes everyone's favourite big brother figure nightwing. And every time Jason tries to tell anyone about Dick's emo angsty edgy menace robin era NOBODY believes him. This is cosmic karma for all the times he broke into the titans tower and moved all of Dick's furniture two inches to the left so he'd stub his toe in the morning. And the time he replaced all of his birdarangs with custom made glitter bombs. And the time he bought a seam ripper and broke into titans tower AGAIN just to rip all the crotch seams of Robin's pants. And the time...you get the point

(Tim DOES know about Dick's edgy emo era (because he's a creepy little stalker FREAK) He just acts like he has no idea what Jason is talking about just to mess with him. Jason is TEARING his hair out and FOAMING at the mouth.)

[cloudruler]

guys pls if u dont play kcd2 yourselves watch an LP of it because there was a scene just now that I can only describe as the biggest comedy of errors I've ever seen in a videogame

[every-sanji]

[vibinsanemoved]

I AM NOT HERE. (i'm here to pick up your daughter) I AM TYPING FROM MY GRAVE. (your daughter calls me daddy too) JFC STOP STOP STOP. I DIDNT MEAN TO CATCH THE DUALITY (get you a man who can do both) BUT I DID, I WANNA PUNCH HIM (lovingly) IN THE FACE (with my lips, full blown make out bitch, tongue, teeth, sloppy, heated EVERYTHING idc if i can't breathe) FUCK YOU. DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WITH YOUR CAPTIVATING EYES FULLY KNOWING YOURE ABOUT TO DRAG ME INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN (please do, honestly i beg of thee) GOOD GODS I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND A CERTAIN QUOTE (there he is!! right there officer!! the thief!! of my heart!!) LORDS OF ALL PANTHEONS HAVE MERCY ON MY WEARY SOUL FOR THIS MAN HAS (bewitched, enchanted, ALL OF THE ABOVE) ME DOWNBAD, I CAN BARK, MEOW, WHATEVER YOU WANT, RAFAYEL, ILL DO ANYTHING. ASKLDJFLDSJFKS clearly i'm so normal about him.

[dykedvonte]

If I was on the Tulpar nothing would’ve happened at all but not for any heroic or altruistic actions but because I’d constantly be beefing so hard with Jimmy there would be no time for him to do anything.

This is like also like in a world I know nothing of mouthwashing. I know we’d annoy each other so bad that all we’d think about is how to fuck with each other and ruin this experience. Likely for everyone else too.

[shineyfish]

They should make a Waiting for your pain meds to kick in that doesn't Suck

[marypsue]

A smooth jazz cover of the Killers' 'The Calling' would be so unbelievably, illegally sexy.

[nylwnder]

jake mccabe i would die for you

[bendoodle]

If one more man in my workplace tries to ask me out i will set the whole place on fire, i don't care anymore. I can't keep doing this over and over. These fucking idiots want to get into the pants of a fucking NPC, the person they work with isn't REAL! THAT'S A MIRROR MADE TO BOUNCE BACK WHATEVER YOU THROW AT IT IN HOPE TO END THE INTERACTION SWIFTLY AND WITHOUT ANY ISSUE. THAT SIMULACRUM OF ME IS THERE TO MAKE MONEY AND THAT'S ALL! NO friendship! NO relationship! You DON'T get to know anything about me! you get a COWORKER! and that's IT!

[silverlakes]

as a romanian watching Castlevania the only thing that takes me out of the story and makes me cackle like a witch is the pronunciation of the town Târgoviște

like my brother in Christ thank Heavens they made it in English and no other romanian words are present (at least in season 1)

I am no longer horrified to not be able to properly pronounce some words in English

[dani-the-human]

Bruh, being in the US right now is a fucking trip. This feels like clown music playing 24/7 because like this shit can't be real, but no, it is. I now have to be scared that my mom will be dragged from hospice care if ICE agents come poking around. I now have to worry about if my dad or grandma will be taken, or shot or God knows what because people thought electing a convicted felon was a good idea. I now have to be even more careful about the shirts I wear, the bi keychain I have, in case I get shot one day because God forbid I have color and like women.

Is it so wrong to want to just be alive? Is my, or anyone who looks like me, happiness that much of a threat to you? If so, why? Are you so unhappy, hold so much disdain and anger that you lash out at anyone who just wants to be happy??

WHAT was so great about him?? Please, actually give me a reason for why you elected him, anyone, give me an actual reason for why he was worth all this. Is your hate that much stronger than your common sense that you would rather a convicted felon than anyone else?

[stalebagels]

Hi I don't know what this is meant to be but have it anyway