#take the l bro

[idkartbychillsfrosty]

As the casual witch and occasional reader of Tarot I claim to be, I can't leave without rebloging this :)

You know you're fucked when even a Tarot deck gives your president a massive L. Hope those of you who still have some sense of right and wrong left are doing okay in these times, if I could do something about it I'd try

[dumbledorathexplora]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[kimasousparky]

no thoughts head empty mr. m au

bros being both brainwashed but!!! theyre still very loyal to each other even if they dont remember each other and think theyre just allies ejhfjfk. i like to think the actual reason mr. l hates mario in spm is bc it was needed to twist his love for his brother around and any amount of respect otherwise would make him hesitant to attack him. here, well... mr. l is still loyal to the count first, but mr. m himself is loyal only to mr. l

basically, mr. l takes the lead. mr. m doesnt care at all about being the leader of their duo, he doesnt have the drive nor thinks he's suited for it so he leaves it at for mr. l since he seems to like the role and he's way smarter than mr. m is. i mean, if it depended on him alone, he'd just throw hands at peach and bowser until he won. but if mr. l thinks they need a plan, sure, he'll go with it. he doesn't get why they need a robot or the need for a monologue, but sure sure, if mr. l deems it important then it's fine (as long as he doesnt have to speak, then monologues are fine)

and alas:

he's so so so so interested in peach. from the first time he saw her, he was like "oh im interested" immediately. a beautiful tall princess with silky blonde hair and soft features courageously traveling to save the world? oh sign him up! and then after she manages to defeat him in battle, he's like "oh im VERY interested" cuz besides all these qualities, she can even beat him up??? shit, he's in love!! yeah let's go!!!

peach obviously doesnt reciprocate. seriously, who's this guy?? (nevermind he resembles mario so much it hurts, but UGHHH she must be strong it's not him dont be swooned by his charming smile aaaa)

and please consider the scenario of peach rejecting mr. m with "i'm already interested in someone else" and mr. m angrily assumes he has a rival somewhere that he gotta defeat (that just happens to be himself idhjfkglf)

(maybe i'll make a post on a roleswap aka super paper luigi later, woo yeah)

[ivebeenghosting]

batman:

[ananinidraws]

I went ahead and drew the WAH trio, cuz i've wanted to make my own design for Wapeach for a while, so i killed 3 birds with one stone

[virginwetrooster]

Peach agrees to meet Bowser to actually negotiate a wedding.

Bowser shows up decked in his best wedding suit and vibrating from excitement but frowns and gets flustered at the sight of Mario and Luigi flanking Peach.

Peach : "The thing is, when I said before that I could not marry you, the issue was not only with you."

Luigi, between his teeth : "Yeesh, brutal."

Peach : "You see, despite my feelings for you, I can't just marry you because I wasn't alone when you proposed to me."

Bowser : *glares at Mario as he sees where this is going*

Peach : "So if you want to marry me, it can't only be me. You'll have to accept the-"

Bowser : "Fine, fine, I'll take the-"

"Three-"

"Two of you-WAIT what do you mean THREE ??!"

Peach and Mario point wordlessly at Luigi who does an awkward little wave. And despite the friendly smiles of the two others, Bowser gets suddenly hit by the awareness that if he says the wrong thing here and now, he won't have a shell tough enough to survive whatever happens in reaction.

So he accepts the offer. He feels like he's being scammed, because while he finally got Peach, he can tolerate Mario at best and what would he want with the Green Mario ?

Skipping to the wedding night (after the strangest wedding day ever witnessed in both Mushroom and Koopa Kingdom):

Bowser, laying on his bed, blushing, breathless and surrounded by three warm and sleepy humans : "Oh. Okay, I can get used to it after all."

[jayjay-plus]

Yall are misunderstanding somthing, the top sam/bottom dean appeal aint just about sam being bigger physically or the whole how hes more aggressive in bed canonically (those are fun points too tho)

Its about toppy, confident, no chick flick moments, ladies man, masculinity so in your face it comes across as a performance, i must protect my brother at all costs Dean Winchester getting dicked down real good, having him let go and let himself get taken care of and held yunno? Or put in his place, that works too😗 (also putting down the strong man mask behind closed doors)

S1 sammy? bratty for sure, and bratty bottom sam is very tasty, but bratty TOP sam fucking his older brother is a friggin delicacy to me ok😤

ANYWAYS im just sayin

im a sucker for characters like dean getting fucked in the ass and rimmed till they cry what can i say

[toxooz]

been following u for so so long and I get genuine whiplash when I see Ollie now vs how he looked when u first drew him like?????? what are they feeding this guy!!!!

to be loved is to be changed ig bc his metamorphosis will never not trip me out lmao

HES GOING TO BE 10 YEARS OLD NEXT YEAR OH MY GODDD

[aro-luigi]

"Well, Well... Look who came to see me..."

(base under the cut, taken from Pinterest)

[mo-ok]

Parent for a Day Episodes

Go Onger GP.41 - Advanced Childcare

Liveman Ep.31 - Mama! The Parasitic Monster's Cries

Megaranger Ep23 - Why! My Egg is a Nezire Beast

Carranger Ep.39 - I Love Roads!! The Space Pet

Boukenger Task.36 - The Oni's Kanabou

[snakeeyesdraws]

Overly Analyzing; Favourite Scene in Bowser's Inside Story

Well, analyzing is a bit of a stretch. I moreso just want to highlight my favourite small interaction from this game!

After the main incident that kickstarts the plot of this game, which is Bowser inhaling most of our main cast (no, I'm not kidding. Bowser's Inside Story is a literal title LOL) we control Mario as he tries to find the others.

After reuniting with Starlow, the first person he finds, of course, is Luigi. And yes, this is what inside of Bowser looks like. Just don't think too hard on it.

Luigi jumps back up, takes a couple of glances around their current predicament, and...

-immediately bursts into tears and falls onto his knees, clinging onto Mario. Aww.

Very clear example of Luigi being prone to crying when overwhelmed! But of course, there's no judgement on Mario's end. Hell, the moment isn't even really played for laughs narrative wise, considering Starlow doesn't chime in until after the fact.

Instead, we just get Mario being happy to comfort Luigi. He holds him back and gently pats him while he cries. Mario doesn't think any less of Luigi for have a brief emotional breakdown; they're in a scary and unfamiliar situation! Most people would be rattled and upset, especially someone who is as anxious and scares easily like Luigi, but he at least has someone to comfort him. It's a very sweet moment.

In the remake this scene is largely the same, albeit with different graphics. They do add one cute detail which I find very fun.

The scene is interrupted by some enemies spawning. In the remake, Mario straightens up and repeatedly taps Luigi's back, noticeably quicker than the gentle pats he was giving earlier, to get his attention.

We get a very quick reaction animation of Luigi turning his head while still holding onto Mario, which I just find, so cute. It's a very blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, but it's attention to detail that adds some good personality that I adore out of this series.

Link to the scene in the original Bowser's Inside Story game

Link to the scene in the remake

[aroaceleovaldez]

doodle page from a couple months ago of Nico having way too many immortal friends

also yes i did just use Nyx’s Hades design. it’s a good design.

[revenancy]

REVENANCY || redux.

→ chandler ray (C.R.) + 28, maybe. honestly i forget my own age sometimes and have to do the math to figure it out. i was definitely telling people i was 28 by accident for a solid year before it was true.

→ queer. neurodivergent. agender guy, but in the sort of way where it intersects with my neurodivergence. i curse a lot.

→ ve/vis/ver + he/him. any pronouns are acceptable, but these are the ones i prefer.

→ prolific ideator. trying to be a prolific writer. i've got a few first drafts down and in the middle of trying to rewrite and revise those, i find myself continuously enamored by new worlds and new ways to showcase them.

→ sometimes i write stories where good things happen.

→ sometimes i write stories where good things get ruined. i still love happy endings, but i find myself typically leaning bittersweet with homesickness, nostalgia for a simpler time that may or may not have ever really existed. was there ever another ending? or was this always the way things were going to turn out?

→ i follow back, and i try to keep up with ask games and tag games. i'll reblog pretty much any of your work if you tag me. my life went to shit last year so i unfortunately dropped off the face of the earth but things are better now. i'm still neurodivergent and hold down a full-time job so if i don't get back to you, hit me up.

→ love y'all. have fun. ♥

[raddestrose]

Bro no stop, you’re messing with the space time continuum.

[crazy-tomato]

FREE REQUEST IF U VOTE FOR MR L

Hey there!!! Theres currently a bad end friends poll going on and i really REALLY want Mr. L to win! He has it thought this time but i think he can make it! In order to help my boy ill be making free doodles in exchange of votes! Under the cut, ill leave examples of my work if you wanna see and reasons of why you should vote Mr. L

Examples of what i can do:

If you want me to draw a pfp or a full body ref or anything (that isnt too complicated) i can do it! You just have to send my a screenshot throught my ask proving that you voted Mr. L

WHY SHOULD YOU VOTE MR L

Paper mario is peak

It would be kind of predictable if darcy wins, they would have this poll in the bag, i want stuff to be more interesting than that!

If he wins he *maybe* would go against raymesis! Rayman/mario crossover opportunity yall!!!

I just find him cool idk why u need more reasons to vote

Im kinda bored of that one person who keeps insisting that darcy can blow up luigis head with their mind or smth idk (nothing personal is just kinda, eh)

With all that been said, vote Mr. L! GO FOR THE GREEN THUNDER

Vote link here

[bagelsenjoyer14]