#take my trash ramblings :p

[meiandue]

hii!! can i request newjeans with with an extremely sweet, kind, romantic, and affectionate s/o?

okay, will do !! light blue theme ! and was so high i couldn't perfect placing the photos correctly ⬇️ 💀

new jeans masterlist | main masterlist

ASAP !

MINJI —

A-S-A-P BABY .

"what is taking minji so long?" you mumble, either fidgeting with your fingers or checking your phone time to time. the sky was very blue and the day was nice, a perfect time to schedule a date.

chatting her a simple, "can we meet up?". panicked, she quickly typed, "we are not breaking up.". her answer is literally far from your expectations. laughing at her message, you type in your date details, where to meet up, what both of you are going to do, etc.

even if she's far from you, you knew she let out a large sigh of relief. chuckling at the thought, you took a shower to get ready for the date.

after what felt like 15 minutes, a pair of arms snake around your waist. you saw a sharp nose in your peripheral vision, a small smile forming almost immediately on your face. it was minji.

you turn back and hugged her tightly, oh minji, so lucky. even if she teases you, nearly everyday, you never got mad at her for as simple as that. she felt so loved that she doesn't want to never ever let go of this feeling. knowing the fact that you always keep photos of her, taking screenshots of her in the mv or their films. was the best feeling ever.

"hi baby girl." minji greets, purposely making her voice deep and intimidating, wanting to show dominance on the hug.

"i am no baby, bro." you mimic what she calls some of the new jeans members, she laughs with you, gripping on your clothes gently, not wanting to let go of you.

"how are they?" you ask, referring to the members, they became your friends almost instantly, it was nice to have them as your friends.

"hanni is currently obsessed with the bunny ears she bought. danielle, still beaming like the sun. haerin speaks about having a dog. hyein wears summer shades almost everyday. but they're all okay." she smiles and chuckles, ruffling your hair. she loved how you always ask how are her members doing, always so caring and kind.

"good to hear." you nuzzle into her chest, enjoying her warmth. you just want this moment to last longer...

"oh right, the date. where do you wanna go?" you ask.

the whole day is filled with nothing but sweet quality time together and a couple bonding. indeed a very fun day, deserved to be enjoyed to the fullest after a load of work paining the back. minji arriving back to the dorms, she plops down the sofa with the group.

"had fun today unnie?" hyein sweetly asks, all of them looking over to minji. and there is their unnie, staring into space with a large grin on her face.

"her face explains." hanni snorts.

"yeah, yeah... she was so beautiful..." minji continues to ramble about the day with you on her mind, living with no rent.

"i kinda wanna spend time with y/n-unnie now." haerin raises her eyebrows as her way of smiling while suggesting something. hyein and danielle nods.

"oh, you're not gonna regret it." minji replies with a smug grin, she plans the hangout with her members as if it was a family meeting.

HANNI —

HURRY UP, DON'T BE LAZY .

"hello?"

"hi, hanni, this is your girlfriend speaking."

"yes? why is my girlfriend calling?"

"i just want to let you know how much i am missing you the whole day and how much i love you, your cuddles, your warmth, your voice, the way your eyes look at me, and everything else about you. oh and as simple as your presence could make my whole day. that's all, bye."

hanni's eyes were widened, she was totally not expecting that kind of call from you. were you teasing her? oh, you would never do that to her, despite when she always does. hanni calmed down from her state of shock, looking over the mirror to check how red her face was.

"hanni, did you see my slippers? danielle said hyein was planning to throw them out the trash for some unknown reason- oh, what happened to you?" minji leans over hanni's door, checking on the smaller girl.

"oh- nothing. and why would you even ask if i know where it is?" hanni snaps, covering her face in embarrassment while minji chuckles.

"chill bro, just incase. what has gotten you all tomato-tomato?" minji asks.

"it's none of your business." hanni puts her phone down her bed, glaring at minji.

"it's y/n, i assume. what is the tea?" minji laughs.

"she told me some sweet things you don't need to know." hanni smiles at the thought, she always loved your attitude. and has no plan to stop loving it and you. she just wants to come over and cuddle with you, but she's gone to film jeans' zine with the others. always missing you day and night, not a single day without calling you for hours when she can. casually stealing glances on her phone if she had received any messages from you, so despite to talk to you.

and hanni didn't know she was rambling all that to minji the whole time. the other girl listening carefully like a good leader that cares for all of her members and a best friend them. hanni appreciates that fact, thanking minji for listening to her rambles before pushing the taller girl out of her room. at least she told someone about her thoughts.

"give me a break from thinking of you, y/n. just for a minute." she sang with a smile, she loves you, really.

DANIELLE —

HURRY UP, DON'T SAY "MAYBE" .

"so bored~" danielle hums while slacking on the couch, waiting for the other members to come join her by the living room. her eyes dart around, seeing if any of them are entering the room. she sighs as no one came to join her. then she just misses you so much.

"dani? are you there?" hanni leans over and waves her hand in front of danielle. snapping her out of her thoughts, she smiles.

"yes? why?" danielle answers, fixing her posture.

"you've been silent lately." minji adds.

"just been thinking..."

"about that someone?" hanni finishes for the girl, danielle blushes. how did they know? like she wasn't babbling about you during the ride back to the dorms. hanni chuckles.

"before you ask, of course we know, she's been close to us, remember?" hanni smiles, putting her hand over danielle's knee.

"mhm, you couldn't even last a day without talking about her." minji chuckles.

"besides, we support you. she matches a lot with your energy and you look really happy with her." danielle almost bursts into tears and tackled the two into a big hug.

"you have no idea how much your words made me happy." danielle replies, almost sobbing from her tears of joy. she didn't know you were coming over to spend time with her and with the girls, but she patiently waited and hoped that you'll drop by. and here you are, entering the living room.

"dani? they said you're here- oh! hi, hanni and minji-unnie!" the two got startled and turned to look at you, leaving danielle behind their back as she peeks to see you.

"hi, dani." you smiled at the girl.

the night was fun, spending time with the famous new jeans, and of course, your danielle marsh. hanni and minji observed you as you cling onto danielle while you guys are watching a movie, they saw you like another version of danielle. seeing you so happy to finally be with danielle and to spend time with her. kissing danielle time to time, saying how you missed her so bad and telling her how much you love her. it's enough to make her cry again, but you stopped her, saying that it's just you can't help but say i love you to the person you love the most.

HAERIN —

JUST FOR A MINUTE .

"hey, can we meet up? needing you asap." you said over the phone, you missed her a lot after a few days without meeting. she's been really busy with their comeback, asking her if everything goes as planned every now and then.

haerin lets out a pleased sigh, hearing your voice just now got rid of her exhaustion. with her members, her eyes remained on the movie playing on the tv, waiting for the next thing you will say.

"i know you're very tired, just open your door." this made haerin perk up, but at the same time, confused on what you just said.

"no time to explain, hurry, i feel like it's gonna rain." you spoke, keeping the phone onto your ear as you wait for haerin impatiently. she abruptly stood up, drawing the attention of the others, also discarding her phone on the sofa.

"where are you going?" minji asks, lifting her head up from her arm, her eyes following haerin.

"someone came to visit." hanni smiles, nodding at haerin to go, in which the girl rushed to the door.

opening the door, she was embraced with a tight hug, that familiar scent filling her nose as she smiles. and as soon as she hugged you back, the rain fell. resting her head on your shoulder, taking a deep inhale.

she loved this kind of moments, exhaling with content of your presence here with her. just the sensation of your warmth against her offers comfort.

"missed you so much." she whispers, just enough for you to hear and comprehend.

she meant what she said, missing every part of you. the care, the affection and the love you give her. loving the way you show your love for her, that alone can make her whole day up. the human version of the sun, lighting her whole world up.

"missed you too like crazy. i had to walk here so i didn't know what my eta is." you chuckled.

"took you long enough." haerin nuzzles further in your shoulder, wanting to get more warm due to the cold and rainy weather.

"not as long as you opened the door, so slow." she laughs when she felt you poke her sides, smiling then looking up at you.

"you said, a-s-a-p, baby." haerin giggles.

"you never asked for my eta." you reply.

"mhm, what's your eta?" she asks with the tone of the song.

"no need, i'm already here."

"forget about that, lets just stay like this, okay? just for a minute."

HYEIN —

A-S-A-P BABY .

opposite. you have to be there asap. she treats you well, but you have to treat her, extraordinarily. simple message, "come over", you have to get ready immediately and go there asap. telling her that the princess theme on their omg mv suits her well, you're not really complaining or anything but now she acts like a princess and you have to treat her that way.

"yes, yes. you'll be getting cuddles soon." you lift your phone on your eye level and fixed your beanie, almost like showing it off to her.

"are you on your wayyyy?" asked hyein, putting the camera of her phone close to her forehead, trying to act so cutely. you look over your phone, chuckling.

"i wanna borrow your hat sometimes, can i wear it on our date tomorrow?" hyein's eye sparkled, hoping for a yes.

"yes, you may. but a date, like, tomorrow?"

"mhm, you know you can't refuse me." hyein smiles smugly. it drops to a pout once you turned your camera off.

"why did you turn of your camera?" she asks, waiting a moment for your answer.

"hello-" the call ended.

"hyein."

"yes? wait- huh? i thought the call ended- ah!"

hyein turned over her bed, looking at you with wide eyes. since when did you get here?!

"where is my welcome hug?" you open your arms out, waiting for her to embrace you. she watches you in disbelief, did you just teleport out of nowhere?

clingy or more clingy, it doesn't matter, as long as you're present she doesn't waste any time and jumps right in to your arms. especially when you're wearing comfy and warm clothes, and her clothes. she absolutely loves seeing you in them.

you daze off in her beauty, staring at her pretty face. thinking all of the sweetest things that could happen tomorrow on your date. but right now, you're planning to spend the night in her dorm, it'll be fine since you can just borrow her clothes.

cuddling with her all night, talking about her day, the funny things she and her unnies did, watch their funny moments created by their fans. a lot of sweet words heard every now and then, a simple moment like this will put hyein into a deep sleep in your arms.

ps: took more longer than expected, again. i am so sorry bc i had to deal with my cousins 😭 dw i received all of your requests and working on it rn!

[sneakyevillurker]

So, I got inspired to make a little Halloween post for the day, based slightly off a little solo trick or treating adventure I had tonight! CW for vore, mentions of digestion and bones, and kinda macabre stuff? Idk. Also, this is mostly me rambling, but I hope you enjoy :p

Halloween by far, is the scariest time of the year for me, with all the movies, shows, and stories that take place in or around the holiday, it kinda makes sense, especially if you're not somewhere very densely populated where it already feels like you're in a horror story. I went trick or treating in what was basically the middle of nowhere tonight, barely any houses, no lamposts, just me, a bag for candy, and a long stretch of road to walk down, and during that time, I got to thinking. "Wow, it'd be REALLY easy for me to just go missing here." And naturally being the weirdo I am, my mind began wandering towards vore. There's plenty of scary stories about campers or hikers dissappearing into the woods, and of the monster responsible for that happening, so I began to imagine myself as one of those unlucky souls in those stories, unknowingly being stalked from the woods by a monster unknown to me, being watching me from the dark as I went deeper into the dark of its forest. Maybe I'd stumble onto weird things as I walked, it'd start off innocent enough, just random trash on the side of the road, not surprising, but then it'd start to change, acid washed clothes in tatters, phones and wallets dotting the floor, maybe eventually running into some bones of a previous unfortunate victim. But at that point it'd be too late, as right when I realize that maybe I should head home, whatevers been stalking me would strike, pouncing onto me before I can escape, and pinning me to the ground, quickly cramming my head into its mouth. Whatever caught me would immediately begin to swallow me down, forcing me into its throat as it's eager to claim its newest victim, and I'd be powerless to stop it, unable to move in the confines of its throat, I'd be forced to wait as it swallowed me down, gulp after gulp, until it finally gets my feet into its mouth, and with one final swallow, seals me away within its body. I'd be forced to curl up in its gut, barely able to move as whatever ate me decides to head to its home now that its guts been filled, eager to digest its latest catch. I'd be jostled about, acids sizzling away at my clothes as I try in vain to escape the monster stomach, hoping that somehow I'd manage to gwt ut to vomit ne back up. The most I imagine I'd be able to do unfortunately, is dislodge some air inside its stomach, forcing out a racous belch that sends my mask flying from it mouth, covered in acid, all while the stomach tightens around me, making my frame all the more visible on my predators gut as it licks the taste of me off its lips, relishing the taste of a freshly caught meal. And after that, I'd just up and disappear, like so many other people in the area, with no trace of me being found, except for maybe a few pieces of acid worn clothes, or even a bone or two, but aside from that, it'd be as though I'd simply vanished off the face of the earth, with only an extra layer of pudge adorning the frame of whatever had digested me as my nark on the world.

[croxot]

Here I'll ramble about my favorite games this year.

This sure was a good year, and I have better opinions than the game awards do so I'm just gonna talk into the ether for a bit here.

Once upon a time I liked D&D 5e quite a bit, just like everyone else on this god forsaken internet. In recent years I've been more interested in Pathfinder 2e and Lancer. After so many years rolling with 5e, it became a bit more refreshing to try systems with more specific and rigid rules for certain things. However, a videogame requires specific adherence to rules to function, and in this respect, Baldur's Gate 3 is an incredible adaptation of the system. There's just so much stupid bullshit you're allowed to get away with in game that most devs would not even consider. I may have played thru act 1 like 7 times now and it's still entertaining. Also I went from hating Lae'zel to loving her. Congrats Larian, you made me like perhaps the most annoying person I've ever met in a videogame.

As my bones start to deteriorate I find myself seeking smaller, more intimate games that give a sort of feeling. Lunacid is "like" Kingsfield in the way that it's a first-person dungeon crawler. That's where the buck stops for that comparison gameplay wise. However, Lunacid offers an extremely specific feeling I find is rare in games. It's the same sort of "you're lost and alone but also it's also groovy" feel as Metroid Prime 1 & 2. And if you can capture the same sort of feeling that some of my favorite games ever gave me as a teenager, you're just automatically on my games of the year list.

I saw a gameplay video in passing on twitter, got slightly horny because caked-up goat lady, went to the steam page and saw OVERWHEMINGLY POSITIVE. I don't think my experience with Pseudoregalia is unique. It just feels great to jump around and the music slaps.

Cross the feeling of the open-sea adventure of Wind Waker, with the chase and collection of fishing minigames of countless other titles, and the dread of exploring the uncaring unknown. It scratches a seldom-scratched itch of exploratory joy within an indifferent universe. Dredge's systems can be distilled to the simple loop of growing beyond your own fears to discover more and more. None of these fears is particularly intense, but it's enough. Dredge isn't going to find itself on game of the year lists because it's doing any one thing particularly well. It's also not doing anything specifically or wholly NEW. It is however, more than the sum of it's parts, and it is beautiful.

Remnant 2 is the best co-op souls-style game that exists, tied with Nioh 2. That's it, that's what I had to say. It just real good and it deserves to be on game of the year lists.

So like, late this year, 2 Souls successors came out. Lies of P and Lords of the Fallen. And goddamn did Lords inspire division.

I think these releases really showed that people who are "Souls Fans" really cover a LOT of different specific interests, and not all of these interests are well-represented in every souls-like. Lords, perhaps amazingly, seems to cater to what I particularly want out of a Souls game, whereas Lies of P did not. I like these games for their challenge, sure, but more importantly, I like the character building. The ability to create a unique playstyle that I can take on the game with. This slowly grated on me in Lies of P because the game really only wants you to play it (and succeed at it) a certain way. Because the perfect parry was the truest answer to everything a boss could throw at you, and the dodge sucks ass, I felt more exhausted by the end of the game than anything. I also wanted to try a strength build, but the heaviest weapons cannot manage to fully wind up and land a hit on any bosses past the halfway point. Without any hyper-armor or poise, the "big weapon" playstyle felt completely trash, even outside of bosses. Lords lets me dodge, block, perfect parry, and hey they ALL feel useful. I can actually wind up big weapon hits too! Yeah it feels a bit floaty, and yeah enemy density can be rather crazy at times, but I'm the weirdo who's favorite Dark Souls is DS2. Lords also does ranged combat better than any of it's contemporaries. I think a lot of people also never played the original Lords of the Fallen. Now that game SUCKED. I played the whole thing, my god.

GAME OF THE YEAR BAYBEE

I've already talked about AC6, but again, you can't just get me to complete a game. I see an achievement list and I say "fuck that, I hate that!" I saw AC6's Achievement list and I was rubbing my hands together like a cartoon villain. Like Pseudoregalia, AC6 just feels good to play. It feels so tight, and after a few hours you can feel the minute changes in the way your mech handles even after small part swaps. Anyways it needs DLC with more Rusty content. 12/10.

[la-casa-de-xio]

Personal FFXIV rambling under the cut, got no where else to go so I guess it's here.

My FC has been dead for a long time now, so I finally decided to bite the bullet and disband it. I created it because my old FC didn't want to recruit any new people and I wanted more people to do content with so I split off and created it.

In the beginning it was great, gained a few members and we were off to the races, but then it got more difficult as I kept creating events and people wouldn't show up, then leave because we weren't active enough. I tried, but I'm not a social person at best and when the social people did finally leave I was stuck so I let it all languish and now this is the result.

As I've mentioned before, I think my time with FFXIV is coming to a close. My sub runs out in September and so after Dawntrail I'll probably just come back for the major patches, do the content then peace out again.

I kinda want to raid again, but I just struggle with it and when there's a website that provides concrete proof that I am really bad at the game then unless I can trick seven other people in ignoring my parse scores, then it's going to be a rough time. PF seems to have died due to DC visiting so that's out as well.

I used to be obsessed with getting all the minions, mounts and achievements, but I've realized that's all just pointless. No one cares and if someone where to look at all I've accomplished I'm pretty sure the response would be "holy shit touch grass". I'm trash at taking screenshots, not really interested in modding or RP so in the end there's not much left in the game to keep me subbed.

So I guess the story better blow my socks off Yoshi-p.

[aajjks]

⚠️⚠️TW⚠️⚠️

mommy issues!JK

she can’t even recognize herself anymore. she’s so lost in jungkook that it’s hard to pull herself. she’s in too deep, too far gone. nara continues to throw her belongings. trashing her room before heading to her bathroom and grabbing a razor. “y-you’re mine and i’m yours. we belong together” nara says to herself before pressing the sharp blade against the skin of her arm: 전정국.

“p-perfect”

nara reaches for her phone, takes a pictures of her bloody arm, and sends it to jungkook.

to jungkook 🤬💕💘❤️‍🔥

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i’m yours. no matter what 😘

a guard breaks down nara’s bedroom door and what he sees is shocking. her bedroom is in complete ruin. shards of glass are on the floor, the feather from her pillows are ripped out, her clothes from her closet were off their hangers, the room looks disastrous.

“nara!! have you taken your medicine?”

“WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MEDICINE?! IM FINE!!! THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!”

“dial 911! you need help, nara. what the—,” the guard takes a picture of the bloody name on her arm and sends it to her father.

“c’mon, let’s go to the hospital”

“i don’t wanna go! no! i want jungkook! i want to see him! he fucking—HE LEFT ME FOR THAT PEASANT! she can’t take care of him like i can! I’LL FUCKING KILL HER!! I’M GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH!!”

after rambling on and on about threatening to hurt you, nara begins to cry. why can’t he love her? what must it be you? she was his first love not you. what is it about you? why can’t it be her?

she leans on the guards shoulder and cries in his arms. “i love him so much” cries nara. “i-i need him” police enter nara’s residence and check the hysterical woman into a psychiatric hospital.

from the boss

i told her to stay away from that boy. she doesn’t fucking listen

i don’t give a fuck about him. he knows better than to cross paths with me

make sure there’s no news coverage about this

“umm…my favorite color? i don’t think i have one. i guess i like all the colors?“ you say with a shrug. God, you’re so plain. why does jungkook like you again? seriously, what is it about you that he likes so much? besides your maternal nature, you’re just an ordinary girl living in a bubble of your own but now you have to share that bubble.

“and i do not look ‘sexy’ in every color. i can’t pull off orange or blue. i feel like they look weird on me but you? you definitely look good in every color. especially black”

of course jungkook disagrees. he could go on and on about how beautiful you look in blue, orange, pink, brown, and basically every color that exists and so could you. you don’t say it much but you find jungkook really attractive.

his pretty round eyes, cupid-bow lips, glowing skin, and those beauty marks on his neck and under his lip. you don’t remember noticing the mole hiding under his lip but that’s probably because you’re dying to kiss your focused boyfriend.

finally, you guys arrive in seoul and as promised, jungkook drives to a mall so you can shop as much as you want. he parks his car, opens your door, and walks inside the mall holding your smaller hand with pride.

you walk to a couple of stores with jungkook and browse a lot more at h&m than any other store. asking questions like:

“do you think this is cute?”

“do you think my hips look a little wide?”

“this is too long isn’t it?”

“i don’t like it. do you like it?”

“what kind of shoes should i wear with this?”

“i hate it. you hate it too, huh?”

“is this ugly? be honest”

when you don’t find anything at h&m, you drag jungkook to another favorite store of yours but you don’t find anything there either. you drag him to two more clothing stores and finally, you find a couple of dresses and outfits to wear for alina’s baby shower.

you take jungkook to the dressing room with you and try on a total of five dresses/outfits (https://pin.it/7yLEOO54d).

“which one do you like, jungkook?”

1 2 3 4 or 5?

~🫧

Jungkook smirks, watching as you give him a whole show, he sits back on the couch in the dressing room of the huge store.

You’re so sexy, his mind is a complete utter horny mess. The way these dresses fit your perfect body, your tits and your ass has his mouth watering and he’s literally foaming at the mouth.

“Come yn why don’t you give me five kisses on my lips and I’ll reveal my personal favourite?” Jungkook smirks, stalking closer to you and soon he’s got you pinned on the wall of the dressing room

“Can’t escape now eh pretty girl?” He says, kissing you deeply, his hands finding your waist once more as he deepens the kiss.

Shamelessly making out with you in the dressing room, but what surprises him more is how you’re kissing him back with equal hunger, your arms wrapped around his neck as you kiss him back.

Jungkook can’t help but moan into your mouth as you both kiss, but before things get out of hand, he knows they will because his dick has a mind of its own so he pulls away.

“Mhmm fuck.” He gives you a lust filled look and licks his lips seductively. The heat of your body is radiating and he cannot think straight.

“Okay… I think I love all of them so why don’t we buy them all?” He smiles, you try to protest but he doesn’t listen.

After paying the bill jungkook proudly holds your shopping bags in his hands as you both walk out of the luxury store.

“No yn stop. I want to spoil you- I’ve always wanted to for the longest time… you’re my baby, after seol.” He winks.

After you both exit the mall- you make your way home. And his mind is racing with all of the possibilities.

Seol isn’t going to be home tonight because eunwoo wants to make sure that jungkook gets some action with you tonight.

And… you’ve accepted jungkook. “Yn will you be my girlfriend?” He asks the most awaited question, looking at you with his puppy eyes.

say yes say yes say yes.

[suna1suna1]

Woohoo! It's WIP Wednesday again!

I've been working on the Magical Girl AU for the past week, since that's the one that was requested last time, so I've taken it off (but attached some progress ;)) Sweets and Secrets is back this week!

Go ahead and reply, reblog, or send an ask with the numbers or titles of the fics you want me to work on and I'll set a 25-minute timer, meaning I get about 500 words written in that time frame. Then I'll share my progress at the end of the sprint(s). You can select up to 3 titles/numbers! ^^

Sonadowtober 2022 one-shots | Sonic, Sonadow (Published)

Sonadow bounty hunter AU | Sonic, Sonadow (Unpublished)

Boom Sonadow Dark Gaia fic | Sonic, Sonadow (Unpublished)

Hades and Persephone AU | Sonic, Shadamy (Unpublished)

Shadamytober 2023 one-shots | Sonic, Shadamy (Published)

The Heart of the Ark | Sonic, Shadamy (Published)

Sweets and Secrets | Sonic, Shadamy (Published)

Angels and Demons (H&P sequel) | Sonic, Sonamyshad (Published)

All Our Love one-shot collection | Sonic, Sonamyshad (Published)

L'histoire d'une Ladybug a Paris | Miraculous Ladybug (Published)

Speculative Murder Drones fic | Murder Drones, Nuzi (Unpublished)

Magical Girl progress and notes under the cut

Concept and plot notes/rambles:

Amy looks through newsfeeds and notices a figure with a mask over their muzzle and quills shaped kinda like Shadow’s (thinking kinda like Mephiles). They look enough like the purple smoke (and like Sonic’s werehog form) that she takes a screencap and saves it in a note on her phone. If she can find him, maybe they can figure out what’s going on. She also notices Eggman’s name in the newsfeeds as it talks about him getting fired. She clicks the interview video, and it shows him raving about his success. He’d intentionally gone that deep into the ground to see if there was any way life could live within the earth’s crust. Unfortunately now there’s a new volcano in the laboratory, and it had to be completely evacuated. That whole town is in the process of being evacuated. 

She sends the video to Nicky, then falls asleep. She dreams of the earth shattering into pieces, and shadows of faces appear. At the forefront is the face of the shady guy she noticed in the newsfeeds. 

Later, she’s woken up by a text alert from Nicky that tells her he found something. She hurries over to his house only to find Chip cowering behind a trashed couch. Nicky has evidently transformed again with the loss of the day’s light. Chip tells her he left the house, and Amy transforms and hurries after him. Amy asks Chip what Nicky found, but he doesn’t know either. Something about an ancient god. He was too busy raiding the pantry for sweets.

Comic script page:

Nicky: “Hey, it’s my favorite! Plus it’s got my favorite character from (insert other manga name here) on it.”

Emi steps up onto the hardwood floor, carrying her bag with her. 

Emi: “Okay, okay, I’ll give it back at lunch.”

Nicky: “You’d better!” 

~~end scene~~

Emi is in science class. 

Emi is doodling little drawings of Nicky with hearts with her pencil. 

Emi’s inner monologue: “Not that I really mind it though… being in love…”

The teacher is up near the blackboard. 

Teacher: “Did everyone get their permission slips for the field trip this afternoon?”

The students mostly answer yes.

Emi frowns and starts rooting through her backpack. 

Emi: “Did I…?”

Emi starts looking more panicked. 

Emi: “I know Mom signed it! Where is it?”

A student taps her on the shoulder. 

Student: “Psst.”

The student is holding a piece of paper. 

Student: (mouthing) “From Nicky.” 

Emi takes the paper.

Emi unfolds it and sighs with relief.

[mymaleficaria]

mthedm ---> mymaleficaria

Hi gang! I've had this blog since high school, but somewhere in college it fell into disuse and disrepair. I've been itching to get back on here, as a space on the internet that's not...ya know *gestures at the Twitter-sized elephant in the room*. But I also wanted to go in with a fresh coat of paint and reintroduce myself to y'all, maybe even make some new friends (or enemies. That could be hot.) A lot has changed!

Wait, why do I follow you?

Statistically, you followed me because of Wolf 359! I was big into podcasts back in the day, WTNV, Wolf 359, all those. I also wrote some Wolf 359 fics and was semi-active on the discord. Still fondly remember the show and might reblog fanart once in awhile, but it's not the direction this blog's going to go, so feel free to unfollow if what up I'm to now isn't your jam.

What's this blog about now?

Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy? Frankly, I'm ADHD as fuck, so that'll vary by the day, but I have a few fandoms (do we still say fandoms in the year of our lord 2023???) that I've been into lately.

Dimension 20: I started watching D20 a little less than a year ago, and it entirely took over my life. It's just a series that's so robustly funny, wonderfully told, and never fails to make me smile. I'm especially fond of ACOC and Fantasy High.

Dracula Daily: I'm in this shit for the long haul! I think Lucy and Mina should kiss, but that's neither here nor there.

Game of Thrones/HotD: This show ended in a trash fire, but it literally lives in my head rent free. The political intrigue, the drama. Ugh. I'm a targ girlie through and through, so I've been eating up HotD, though it's nowhere near as good imo. Am also currently reading the 1st ASOIAF book.

YA lit/Whatever I'm reading/watching: I've read almost 50 books this year so far, and am frankly, insane. Bonus points for queer reads! Not many people to talk about books to irl, so might ramble about them on here instead. Also watch a lot of random TV drama and some anime.

Writing: I'm a fanfic writer, and a fiction writer in general, so I'll post stuff about writing--complaints, story snippets, link to my fics, etc! Headcanons and all will be found here. I've also copyedited before, which is like writing but if you get even more nitpicky about it.

Personal/Whatever the hell I feel like/My D&D Games: Life happens and sometimes you want to scream into the void. Ramblings, jokes, whatever. I transed my gender in the past few years and sometimes I'm mad about it! I also just graduated college! Madness! I play a lot of TTRPGs, and I'm usually on brainrot for one of my characters at any given time.

Why's your new username that?

One of my favorite book series is The Scholomance by Naomi Novik, and in the series, Maleficaria are the horrifying monsters that threaten to kill the students every day, and what is tumblr if not a place full of vile, evil beings? Plus, it means you all can call me Mal.

Anything else?

Nope! Other than to feel free to drop me a line and say hello, especially if you want to scream about D20. I'm p alone in this brainrot irl, so I'm pretty much always down to talk about the Bad Kids... especially Adaine and Fabian. I'm also always down to take fic suggestions in my asks! This show genuinely lifts me up when I'm down, so sharing it with people is one of my favorite things.

My fics (shortlist):

In Sweetness, There is Violence: Angsty ACOC one-shot about if Ruby had made a different choice in the finale. Obligatory Caramelinda Caramelinda-ing.

the words i speak are wildfires: A HOTD one-shot I intended to be smut, that ended up instead being more like a romantic sapphic moment of healing between Alicent and Rhaenyra. What can I say? I like childhood friends to enemies to lovers.

Stay Stellar: An unfinished (and, very likely, discontinued) 15-chapter high school AU for Wolf 359 that I wrote with an old friend. Featuring some truly crazy shenanigans, a lot of embarrassing Kepcobi moments, and a surprising amount of theatre.

[lostunderscore0]

Welcome To My Dumpster Fire

I’m Zero-Lee | He/She | 20 | self-taught artist |

💥My LinkTree

My Asks are open and I’m willing to take doodle requests!! (No nsfw request/ask)

💥Note

I’ll be posting about my current hyper fixations!

I post/reblog ship art. But I’ll be sure to tag it as such.

🔥Tags

Zero-Lee Art <- My artwork

Zero-Lee OCs <- Original characters

Zero’s tag <- my smp character’s lore

Meowcraftsmp <- the Minecraft smp I’m in.

Zero’s trash talks <- something I’ve decided to ramble about

Zero-Lee fandoms <- anything fandom related.

⚠️ pr0sh!p/tc3$t DNI ⚠️

[h3rmitsunited]

Tag Game: Eight Shows to Get to Know Me

Tagged by @agent-p-94 Thanks for the tag! 🥰🥰

agent-p-94's post here

In order of nothing with added details no one asked for because I can't do anything without rambling on forever and I could talk about all these shows for literal hours (ask me to please, I'd love to):

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: My chaotic comfort show. Been watching for years and years and its always good for some stupid laughs at crazy insane horrible people doing the most whack ass shit imaginable. And like so many episodes so like endless watchability.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: Watched for the first time in Aug 2020 and while it isn't currently as severe a hyperfixation and obsession as it was when I first watched it, its leveled out to a more stable and steady love and appreciation and like come on, the fandom is great. Ya'll are the best.

In the Flesh: This show is beautiful and heartbreaking and has a permanent place in my heart. I end up rewatching it basically every year just because I just have to. It always makes me cry.

Dead Like Me/Pushing Daisies/Hannibal: I'm just going to combine all three of these Bryan Fuller masterpieces that were all cancelled too soon to be fair. All of them are special in their own way and I adore the unique comedy, the snappy and intelligent dialogue, the irreverent and unique takes on death, and the eccentric and wild characters. (I never finished Wonderfalls, the other main Bryan Fuller show, so its not on the list sorry lol).

The Good Place: Such a good show. I went into it the first watched through (back when it was just the first season out) and had no idea what to expect and it just... I mean if you've seen it you know what the first season puts you through... and what looks like a silly dumb show about dumb bad people in the afterlife becomes this wonderful show about humans learning and growing and changing even after their lives are over. It's about our duty to be kind and understanding to other people, about finding ways to live with the gray parts of morality. A comedy show that talks about ethics and moral philosophy throughout the whole show without it feeling like a big boring slog. And ends in such a beautiful way that makes my heart ache and makes me cry just remembering it.

Community: This show is great. It's hilarious. I love the characters. I love the like theme episodes and dumb comedy and the catch phrases and wacky nonsense. It's just fun and great.

Schitt's Creek: This is a show that's just fun to stick on in the background now that I've rewatched like multiple times and know the whole story. I love seeing the characters grow and learn and get closer to each other. The way that they love each other as a family and end up spreading that love to the town, how they find their places and its just a beautiful, silly, and heartwarming show. (Will never be over the loss of Ted and Alexis. They were so special together.)

Tied for the final place: Parks and Recreation, Merlin, Doctor Who: These are shows that had a major impact on me, but I haven't actually rewatched in a few years. I used to do so many watches of Parks and Rec and I still have a love for the show and Benslie is a true OTP. Merlin is great and I'll rewatch episodes here and there but it can be a bit of a slog getting through entire seasons especially knowing how it all ends (😭). And Doctor Who, I'll say probably was the show that made me end up here (on tumblr). I watched in 2012, freshman year of college not really knowing anything about fandoms or like forum places like this, ended up on Instagram to check out more Doctor Who pics and memes and saw a ton of screenshots of tumblr and then finally gave in to make my own account in 2013. And now it's 10 years later and I'm a disaster. So thanks a lot Doctor Who...

Tagging... uhhhhhhh.... idk @hbdttg @trash-mammall @mowi0205 @definesupposedtobe @lavinialost (but like no pressure just ignore this if you dont wanna) plus anyone else that wants to do it!

[starsweepers]

maybe a hot take idk ???  but just a little ramble i thought about today briefly. ...i don’t really care for movie pipp.  i’m not going to go canon divergent, i don’t hate her.  she’s just.  useless.  she’s there.  she’s very much the “we needed five characters but most of the plot and fun revolves around these four what do we do with the last” sort of character.  she’s cute and fun in her own way but she’s just.  lackluster like.  other than bringing the pegasus crystal to them when sunny drops it, she’s just there. a part of me thought she would have more of a buildup to her learning to be accepting and change and challenge but like.  n o p e.  which is a testament to her kind nature, i suppose, but it was so rushed through.  tbf most of the movie was.  i didn’t exactly go into that movie with huge expectations, it’s a m.y little p.ony movie, after all, not a film going for the next oscar lol. so idk, movie pipp was.  waves hands.  there.  i guess.  show pipp is fun though!  and that’s where her personality and like.  being part of the group shines out.  so i’m glad about that. again, this is just random thoughts, this post isn’t going to serve much purpose otherwise lol. my only other thing about movie pipp is while i love s.ofia c.arson’s voice for her... the song was.... not good.  it came off very much in that “we want a.riana g.rande but we can’t afford a.riana g.rande” kind of way lmao.  like idk i felt like it gave sofia’s voice no credit.  granted, n.etflix has been doing that with anything she’s been in lately.  as trash as d.escendants is as a film series, the music was pretty good and i felt like sofia actually got to sing in it and not do the... whine she kind of does these days.  like idk her voice isn’t bad but it feels.  forced.  glowin’ up is my least favorite song in the film.  not to mention it honestly didn’t fit the vibes of the film.  i know they want pipp to be the young, hip pop princess but.  it felt like whiplash in the moment.  to me, at least. so basically i actually like her show singing voice more since it feels like she actually sings. ...have a ramble while i wait for dinner and don’t have writing focus.  would have done a more serious thing for another muse but tbh i do not have that kind of brain power right now so mindless pipp posting it is lmao.

[meyonya]

♡... : what’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see that girl? the pwetty one with chubby cheemkies who looks like a dumpling? or the petite little one who would just suits your big body right into your hug? well, both are true because i can be both! the lady who loves a gentle touch🩷🧸

this blog has a few things nina want to share, so give this bear lady a few minutes to ramble about all sorts of stuff, okiiy? : D but before nina dive in, did everyone already eating some delicious food or— have you all had your milk?¿ mmng you know, boxed milk! not that other stuff, if already doing that now just sit prettily and have a good time to read this🐾

an important notes!

xx — nina won’t followback accounts that only post spicy stuff without any character updates or interaction‼️

xx — if you have a kink that’s taboo and extreme for nina. . . ugh im so sorry, i can’t follow you because it makes me uncomfortable x_x

xx — if you like tweeting about wanting to have sex with someone else’s partner, or how someone else’s partner turns you on, p W EASE stay away from my account! nina don’t want having a mean people with those kinds of thoughts😠

xx — if you’re someone who likes to subtweet or throw shade at people all theee time, please do not follow this account☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 nyonyonyo, we should be kind to each other

xx — if you’re looking to take advantage of me and my girlies, please just shoo shOOoO away😾

xx — nina won’t reply the messages that are only about wanting to do spicy things with me, because im really selective about that. so, if i don’t respond your message please stop sending a bunch of messages♡!!

xx — it’s strictly forbidden to take content that i’ve already uploaded and edited here. if you want the original sources, feel fwee to ask me on dm<33 nina know it’s the owner’s property, but for my character needs, i always edit it first. so i will be happy to help you find out where i got the sources for my content instead of stealing it from my media💗

xx — i’ll block and unblock you if we don’t interact at all for a month. nina hope we can be fwends again😿

xx — smoll accounts are always a plus in my eyes! if your following more than 2OO people, totally sorry. . . { kecuali yang sudah berteman } : c

xx — i’d love it if you want to slide into my DMs and be fwends me, so don’t be shy to say hayiii<33

xx — everything nina post on this account is strictly in character🧸

xx — this account is filled with adult stuff, so if you’re still a minor and not an rp account, please do not interact💢💭

xx — if you don’t like nina, you can unfollow this account or mute this account without talking trash behind my back, because nina don’t have any intention to hurting anyone here

xx — absolutely is a nyonyo to sharing my tweets in your groups or bad mouthing my close fwend and my loved ones. STOP being mean🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

o—oh this is little bit long { dying } thankies for taking your time to reading this🥺 felt like i needed to write it, and i hope you can understand what i mean here because i want to having a place that makes me feel comfortable and safe on my account, thankies somuchie err’one🩷

with love, neshanina

[roseonthewindow]

Please do pardon the puffery at first

So I was looking for this animation to send the hubby but there isn't one of Carlo Taunting in any forum on here that I can see shame as the Algorithm is tattletaling on my hater quite extensively. Your likes are public you porn adduct, (two can play the name calling game here)and my genepool is ruining strong. I do not regret getting a teacher who was herassing a family member of mine fired for continuing to violate his personal space after being warned three times to STOP. Oh yes; update the School decided to terminate the teacher pending complaints FROM THE TRANS STUDENT WHEN SHE FOUD OUT. Turns out the trans MtF agreed that it would be horrendous to demand my male family member just ignore his own boundaries regarding respecting your romantic partners just to date them when they themselves never asked for it. Remember kids outside of family third party consent is not a thing that is ever valued in personal affairs.

Yet I digress, you aren't here for random drama dump updates are you people. And if you are than by all means Hatters are Viciously mocked here because I have no respect for anyone who can't respect simple boundaries or have the courage to trash you to your face.

Some of you are looking at this post like WTF why is this in tags...

This is in tag because I did get in touch with the Fic writer and to spite bad weather ch:1 IS public (Here) and I will be working on some character development things also this changes my plain slightly. The Genshin crossover character thing was a joke I was half serious about but now its like ohhh but what vision would she have if she had one? THAN A BRILLIANT idea hit me...

Why not let the fandom who has tolerated my ramblings to this point get a little say eh? Fell free your more than welcome; I only bite disrespectful coward haters who are hiding behind the block button and still calling me names like spoiled children. The fic writer is totally on board with this concept and so am I. Should I do some polls for you guys and let you help deepen the development of Isabella as a crossfandom? fell free to comment below I am giving you guys an opportunity to share your creativity tell me what you think. I also will be finalizing the linework for the new icons tonight colored version will have to come much later as I have quite a few mothers day commissions to get shipped out. As for my hater yes its childish to post this stuff that's why I am doing it; to make you look like that much more of a jerk for being psychotically obsessed with pushing me form a fandom you clearly never fit into. Your entire concept of the Lies of P fandom reeks of "Tell me you have not played the game without telling me you have not played the game." Sitting there boasting about a difficulty setting WTF are you talking about its a Soulslike there is no difficulty setting... Monty Pythons Holy Grail, You are Britain I am France take your dammed L.

[winds-of-zephyr416]

Oh! I needed excuses to ramble about writing more!

I also don't have a WIPs folder, it's all just a bunch of snippets jumbled together in various places. I'm pretty sure all of it is Silm, but because my natural state is chaos it's kind of hard to tell :'D

Usually I name them really wild things or keysmashes, or just name the doc and not the multiple WIPs in it. That makes this.... a little hectic, not gonna lie :P

(@trash-ainu your fic names are always so beautiful, please forgive the mess I'm about to follow them with. I swear I'm not Melkor 😭)

Chapters in existing fics:

Now everybody else has to deal with them LOLZ :PP

cHAPTER fIVE

New fics:

existential. eldritch. they're still gay tho

What can I say. The man wants to kiss that eldritch horror.

I Think You're Worth Keeping Around (the sauron gets turned into a marketable plushy au)

Good lord 2 - electric boogaloo (dork edition)

Please please don't be shy to ask about any of these lol, It may take a few days to respond, but I adore getting to talk to people :3

As always, no pressure tags! @perlen-gold, @braxix, @sevensonsofdoom, @outofangband, @mostvaliantandmostpround, @sadsilmarilsoup, and anyone who has WIPs they'd like to share. (If any of y'all don't wanna be tagged pls let me know <3)

WIP folder game!

I don’t actually have a WIP folder, I just have folders for different fandoms I’m in cuz I (mostly) remember which ones are complete or not lmao

But, anyway, here are four of them! I know the rules say “share all of them”, but most of my writing is very self-indulgent and I am anxious about sharing it for the most part, so I’m not gonna do that sadly, apologies ;-;

Also technically I’m not breaking the rules since I don’t actually have WIP folders… loophole exploited

Bg3:

- Elden Gate

- Serene Moments

Tolkien-verse:

- Vamir’s Darkness

- Different (WIP name as well for this one)

Tagged by @loki-is-my-kink-awakening :3

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have wips. People send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Imma tag… @en-art-crimes @marchwardenofmordor @trash-ainu and @raptorrobot ! (Don’t feel pressured to do this tho, and apologies for the tag)

And, of course, anyone else who wants to join in!

[pinketine]

Crawls out from my pit

Psst, hey, kid, want some Joey/Lost Empire headcanons? Because I sure have some!

OK so all of these hinge on the empire's name and him once saying his empire can only be found if you're lost lets go!

-So I think that the Lost Empire once existed a long time ago, and crumbled

-Joey was alive when it first existed and fell, but died/was put to sleep so that one day he could wake up and restore the empire

-That's why he made the deal with Xornoth, so that his empire will never ever be harmed again. Nothing can touch you when you're at the top, right?

-Its language is lost to time, with Joey being the only one still fluent in it. For some reason, he seems to be rather secretive and guarded about it

-He still talks to himself in it, though

-The Lost Empire is also where lost things go, so it's common to see ghosts wandering around

-Fire/Warmth is one of the most important things to empire (read: Joey). It's in a jungle of course, and Joey built a fire temple first. And warmth means not being dead, it means being alive for him

-Also why totems are so important to him, they're a symbol of undying, revival and all that

-They are also his kingdom's anti corruption item, which deep down he saw coming since they're gold, and gold heals

-It doesn't help that he uses them so much that they're practically ingrained in him, corruption burning to ashes when he touches it for too long. There's a reason he never fully goes through with touching Xornoth after all.

-It also just repels any effects the corruption has on him, he's really just Like That

-He also shimmers slightly in the right light

-I could talk about them so much Holy shi-

[obstinaterixatrix]

anyway I have a p good relationship w my roommate (for a number of reasons) but something I gotta highlight is that I make an effort to assume she isn’t against me. like even when there’s those little quirks that don’t gel so well together (I tend to spread my stuff all over the apartment, she goes through a truly astonishing amount of dishes and cutlery) we work p well imo. if there’s a bunch of dishes that need cleaning I clean what’s mine & ask her to take care of the rest. when it’s cleaning time she asks me to move my stuff around so it’s not scattered across every available surface. we divide bathroom cleaning stuff and we usually do it together. so I guess if anyone needs roommate advice, and if your roommate isn’t a terrible person, operate as if yall are on the same side... which honestly applies to any functional relationship

[sugars-fluffy-escapes]

Random lee Eddie hcs because my brain is rotting from all this sweetness 💖 Hope you’re well by the way and be sure hydrate!

*If you take your first finger and thumb and pinch around his belly button/lower tummy he absolutely loses it and curls up into a giggly ball.

*If you ask him to hold his arms up, he’ll seem all cool and confident at first, then you start to wiggle your fingers at him and he’s already struggling without you touching him.

*Eddie using a tickle monster against you in a D&D game? Say cast tickle spell to see the master blush and have to talk about his character having to withstand a tickle spell.

*I can’t remember if I read this somewhere or what, but I feel like he has really ticklish ankles. So much so that you could skitter you nails across them and he’s already squealing like mad.

I- am ler mood TRASH RN AHSHSHDHFJFJRJFJ /lh /p 🥰

Putting my thoughts under the cut because I have a lot to say 🥴 /lh /p *Edit, tumblr is glitching so I can't put this under the cut- oops. Working on fixing this real quick bear with me*

1. (So sad I had to rewrite this 😭) Okay- so, Eddie Munson already has a hard enough time with tummy tickles (even though he adores them)- So tickly pinches? On his tummy? He's gonna lose his mind. Eddie freezes, and wheezes if you get the spot near his bellybutton with a tickle pinch. Eddie "Freeze n' Wheeze" Munson 💀 This spot will have tears of mirth streaming down his face in seconds and after a sharp inhale for air he goes:

"Stahahap ihihiiiiiit!"

^ In a near whiny voice and his face is red and he's losing his mind 🥴 /lh /p

2. Edward Munson is air ticklish. Like the most air ticklish person on the planet. And he tries so hard to NOT be, or at the very least, not show that he's air ticklish, because he's a stubborn little shit <3 The first time it happens, when he's as smug and confident as can be, he short circuits. Completely and utterly short circuits. The more you tease him, the more difficult it is for him to stay composed. (He's so cute AHHHHHHHHH 🥰)

3. THAT FUCKIN UNO REVERSE ON HIM LMFAOOOO 😭 He can't ever take what he dishes out. The idea of the big bad dungeon master having his own tactics used against him during D&D? 🥴 cute 💕

4. I am dying on the "Eddie's ankles are a death spot" hill. I wrote a lil bit about it in the Lee!Eddie hcs post but I'm bout to ramble more about the concept because it's so cute. He screams. Like (TW for really shrill sound) : THIS LMFAO 😭😭 Eddie Munson is the type to throw his forearm across his forehead like a stereotypical damsel in distress when something tickles that badly 🥴 Eddie Munson IS the princess /lh /hj

I'm in the biggest ler mood for this man now ISTG- whathaveyoudone??? /j /lh 🫣

Thank you for all of these hcs they're so cute!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE 🥹❤️ /gen /p (and thank you for the hydration reminder!!!)

Hehehehehe 🥰