#take my FUCKING MONEY
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asdbjajsdasdhhhh.... when the usually silly/level headed characters get angry... TAKE MY MONEY
#this is about leif in episode 35#YOU WANT CALIFORNIA TO GO BACK TO THE STONE AGE?#take my FUCKING MONEY#AUDUBON SOCIETY MENTION!!!#cererants#midnight burger
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🖌️: Chris Taylor / Chris Crude
#Pig Destroyer#grind#metal#gore#horror#FUCK YES#omega#our lady omega#HOLY SHIT#TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY
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Keith Lee’s about to have Mr.L catching a flight to Houston TONIGHT!!
#I will do unspeakable things for banana pudding#and strawberry banana pudding too???#take my fucking money#I need to unfollow him
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Mythology Crossover Series!!!
So hear me out here: What if there was this series with all the pantheons overlapping, but (and here's the catch): It's hilarious shit but also the most historically accurate thing ever. Like no gender-benders (unless the god/goddess has a female/male alias), no secretive events sandwiched in between the historical events and the series pilot, nothing like that. But here's the plot twist: None of the gods know the other gods exist, and think they're just meeting with super fucking delusional mortals.
The only people aware of the existence of all the other pantheons are two people: Loki and Tezcatlipoca.
Chaos ensues.
#Greek and Roman and Egyptian and Norse and Hindu and Celtic and Mesopotamian mythology#And Mayan/Incan/Zapotec/Aztec/Dine/Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Filipino#Mythology crossover anyone#Quetzalcoatl Thoth and Athena met at a book convention and I will die on this hill#Loki#Tezcatlipoca#Both are going to be trolling so hard#If anyone knows how to make this#Take my fucking money#absolutely NOT fate#no whitewashing#I'm going to be honest with y'all I was super unsatisfied by fate's character designs#Thanks for coming to my TED talk#mythology crossover
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girl not getting accepted into a university yet can be so traumatizing for girl
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✨🦴GIVE ME YOUR BONES AFTER THE BEEP 🦴✨
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Got Bones? (Printable)
Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere
#this made my day#yes i will be printing these and hanging them around my college#take my fucking money
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if i see a single one of you pissed that your faves canceled an event or a con appearance because they're striking for fair wages then imma come for you in your sleep 🔪🔪🔪
(direct that fury where it belongs: AMPTP and the execs)
#sag aftra#sagaftra#sag aftra strong#sag aftra strike#union strong#wga strike#PAY THE FUCKING ACTORS AND WRITERS#i hope the execs lose EVERYTHING#sag strike#sag-aftra#(BY THE WAY I'VE MADE A MINOR EDIT ON THE ORIGINAL POST)#in case you're confused: BE PISSED OFF. BUT DIRECT IT AT AMPTP AND THE EXECS.#if you don't get to see your fave at an event or a con? IT IS NOT THE UNION'S FAULT. IT IS THE FAULT OF THE EXECS#AMPTP AND THE EXECS ARE REFUSINGS TO NEGOTIATE IN GOOD FAITH AND ARE REFUSING TO PAY ACTORS AND WRITERS FAIRLY#SUPPORT THE WGA AND SAG STRIKE#if that means you can't see them at a con? then take the money you were gonna spend on that con and donate it#to the entertainment community fund#DIRECT YOUR ANGER WHERE IT BELONGS#WHICH IS AT AMPTP AND THE GREEDY PIECE OF SHIT EXECS#another edit: i forgot to add alt text which is my bad. I HAVE CORRECTED THAT.
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at some point it's just like. do they even fucking like the thing they're asking AI to make? "oh we'll just use AI for all the scripts" "we'll just use AI for art" "no worries AI can write this book" "oh, AI could easily design this"
like... it's so clear they've never stood in the middle of an art museum and felt like crying, looking at a piece that somehow cuts into your marrow even though the artist and you are separated by space and time. they've never looked at a poem - once, twice, three times - just because the words feel like a fired gun, something too-close, clanging behind your eyes. they've never gotten to the end of the movie and had to arrive, blinking, back into their body, laughing a little because they were holding their breath without realizing.
"oh AI can mimic style" "AI can mimic emotion" "AI can mimic you and your job is almost gone, kid."
... how do i explain to you - you can make AI that does a perfect job of imitating me. you could disseminate it through the entire world and make so much money, using my works and my ideas and my everything.
and i'd still keep writing.
i don't know there's a word for it. in high school, we become aware that the way we feel about our artform is a cliche - it's like breathing. over and over, artists all feel the same thing. "i write because i need to" and "my music is how i speak" and "i make art because it's either that or i stop existing." it is such a common experience, the violence and immediacy we mean behind it is like breathing to me - comes out like a useless understatement. it's a cliche because we all feel it, not because the experience isn't actually persistent. so many of us have this ... fluttering urgency behind our ribs.
i'm not doing it for the money. for a star on the ground in some city i've never visited. i am doing it because when i was seven i started taking notebooks with me on walks. i am doing it because in second grade i wrote a poem and stood up in front of my whole class to read it out while i shook with nerves. i am doing it because i spent high school scribbling all my feelings down. i am doing it for the 16 year old me and the 18 year old me and the today-me, how we can never put the pen down. you can take me down to a subatomic layer, eviscerate me - and never find the source of it; it is of me. when i was 19 i named this blog inkskinned because i was dramatic and lonely and it felt like the only thing that was actually permanently-true about me was that this is what is inside of me, that the words come up over everything, coat everything, bloom their little twilight arias into every nook and corner and alley
"we're gonna replace you". that is okay. you think that i am writing to fill a space. that someone said JOB OPENING: Writer Needed, and i wrote to answer. you think one raindrop replaces another, and i think they're both just falling. you think art has a place, that is simply arrives on walls when it is needed, that is only ever on demand, perfect, easily requested. you see "audience spending" and "marketability" and "multi-line merch opportunity"
and i see a kid drowning. i am writing to make her a boat. i am writing because what used to be a river raft has long become a fully-rigged ship. i am writing because you can fucking rip this out of my cold dead clammy hands and i will still come back as a ghost and i will still be penning poems about it.
it isn't even love. the word we use the most i think is "passion". devotion, obsession, necessity. my favorite little fact about the magic of artists - "abracadabra" means i create as i speak. we make because it sluices out of us. because we look down and our hands are somehow already busy. because it was the first thing we knew and it is our backbone and heartbreak and everything. because we have given up well-paying jobs and a "real life" and the approval of our parents. we create because - the cliche again. it's like breathing. we create because we must.
you create because you're greedy.
#every time someones like ''AI will replace u" im like. u will have to fucking KILL ME#there is no replacement here bc i am not filling a position. i am just writing#and the writing is what i need to be doing#writeblr#this probably doesn't make sense bc its sooo frustrating i rarely speak it the way i want to#edited for the typo wrote it and then was late to a meeting lol#i love u people who mention my typos genuinely bc i don't always catch them!!!! :) it is doing me a genuine favor!!!#my friend says i should tell you ''thank you beta editors'' but i don't know what that means#i made her promise it isn't a wolf fanfiction thing. so if it IS a wolf thing she is DEAD to me (just kidding i love her)#hey PS PS PS ??? if ur reading this thinking what it's saying is ''i am financially capable of losing this'' ur reading it wrong#i write for free. i always have. i have worked 5-7 jobs at once to make ends meet.#i did not grow up with access or money. i did not grow up with connections or like some kind of excuse#i grew up and worked my fucking ASS OFF. and i STILL!!! wrote!!! on the side!!! because i didn't know how not to!!!#i do not write for money!!!! i write because i fuckken NEED TO#i could be in the fucking desert i could be in the fuckken tundra i could be in total darkness#and i would still be writing pretentious angsty poetry about it#im not in any way saying it's a good thing. i'm not in any way implying that they're NOT tryna kill us#i'm saying. you could take away our jobs and we could go hungry and we could suffer#and from that suffering (if i know us) we'd still fuckin make art.#i would LOVE to be able to make money doing this! i never have been able to. but i don't NEED to. i will find a way to make my life work#even if it means being miserable#but i will not give up this thing. for the whole world.
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Star rail has me in a choke hold I need Bronya RIGHT FUCKING NOW please hoyoverse love me -K
#sobbing screaming crying throwing up#hsr#star rail#honkai star rail#honkai star rail bronya#hoyoverse#take my fucking money
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GIANT MOTH PLUSH GIANT MOTH PLUSH GIANT MOTH PLUSH GIANT MOTH PLUSH
Giant Plush Moth // Janin Creatures on Etsy
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i love the more well known characters and all but im pushin them all aside to focus on those in the back. i love background characters so fucking much. ino..... ino come back..
#ino takuma#takuma ino#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanart#ino x reader#ino takuma x reader#<- ?#assume everyone i draw is in love w you#ino.. ino save me.. save me ino........#btw what i meant by 'different kind of thief' is that he gives off that vibe that you wanna spoil him so he takes your money#hes so cute what the fuck..#also yes hes being carried bc when yuji caught him my first thouhgt was 'that shouldve been me'#oh and the bandages are bc he got his face beat by hot dude guy#ino without his beanie is a god sent.. what is this#null rot
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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🏃♀️Hi hi I'm reopening my commission again since I am in the middle of my final year project and I needed funds to support my art project _(:'3」∠)_
*also if you see my previous commission post minutes ago, please disregard that I put the wrong info there ;w; Also appreciate if you guys delete my previous post too if you reblogged it 🥲
Please take note that since I am in the middle of my final year and I also have 3 pending commissions to go right now, I only be able to fully commit to this slot around the end of July!
SLOTS TAKEN: 2/5
*Taken slots will be updated from time to time!
‼️PLEASE READ MY TOS AND RULES BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO COMMISSION ME!!‼️
🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.
🔷️No rush orders will be accepted as I am currently in the middle of my final. If you need an estimate for commission turnarounds please refer to my Trello! I date stamp all of my progress from start to finish! Please commission me only if you don't mind waiting for me!!
I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!
And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕
🔷️Please DM me if you're interested or have any inquiries regarding my commission!
🔷️There’s no pressure at all if you don’t want to reblog/share but I greatly appreciate it very much if you do
🥺👉👈Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕
#//making a summoning circle in the middle of my room to summon tumblr server and personally hit it with a bat for fucking up my post#i guess this is pretty much an emergency commission too since I am so serious about looking for funds for my art project#why do i have to sacrifice my sanity and money just for a piece of paper that says i have a diploma???#anyway im going to reblog this post a lot until all my slots are taken ;w; so sorry about that guys#also very sorry if you see an increase jn my price my render takes a lot of time and im actually dealing with wrist pain lately#and my arms are making sounds that i didnt know its possible for me to crack before thats crayzyyy i dont even know i have a joint there#okay tag spam oof#commission#commission open#commission art#commission info#selfship commission#selfship art#selfship headcanon#selfship talk#selfship#selfshipping#selfship community#selfshipping community#self insert oc#self insert art#self insert community#artist on tumblr#art commission#art#art community
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I'm gonna buy these so hard when you make them real
Seekers pillow plushies concept art. I'm trying to make them real atm, it'll take a while so ya
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It makes me laugh whenever artists draw Deku as the twink and Rody as the muscular one.
Like I'm sorry, Rody is SCRAWNY.
He arguably has the least muscle definition out of any character in mha.
Exhibit A.
And I'd like to think that this is because Rody doesn't eat a lot due to, you know, being broke, but still wanting his siblings to have enough food. So he ends up either giving his little siblings the bigger portions of whatever food they get or just not eating at all.
And while he may not have a lot going for him strength wise, him being lighter means he's fast as fuck and I think that's why the chase scene with him and Deku made so much sense.
Deku's obviously well built because of all his training, literally just look at him.
But yeah, I imagine that once Rody actually has a stable job and steady income he never really loses the habit of not eating a lot, so Deku ends up having to remind him.
#i'm an avid believer that deku spoils the fuck out of rody once they're married#and while he does think it's sweet it also kinda pisses him off#like stop spending all this time and money on him and focus on you tf#rody can obviously take care of himself and deku knows that and trusts him to take care of himself#but he still likes to spoil him#rody soul#rody#rodydeku#mha#my hero academia#bnha#izuku midoriya#deku
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The 2936287282822 alarms that is Asher Talbot
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The one alarm that is Milo Greer
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David Shaw who wakes up at the same time everyday automatically . No alarm.
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I'll leave it up to God what time I wake up Darlin'
#if you guessed if I was all of them you're correct#Asher is me when I'm taking naps#Milo is me on the weekends#David is me on the weekdays#and darlin is me on the holidays#or when I don't REALLY want to go to a class so I leave it up to chance#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted darlin#just pure vibes is my darlin#darlin: I just felt like I needed to be awake at 5#ok#whatever#best believe they'll be ANYWHERE before Asher#so clearly the vibes are amazing#like I know Angel is over it#why are we awake at 6 am on a Saturday David.#baabe after the third alarm: WAKE THE FUCK UP#I bet you real money no matter how many alarms Asher has he will 9/10 ignore all of them#redacted headcanons#lucid hc hours
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