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So... It's the person from the hypothetical thing about the Balor. Here's the whole thing, as it is.
See, I'd just got done with a job along with my Lance: Things were great, I wound up seeing what happens when a Balor literally pulls itself back together from a front-row seat (spoiler alert: It was fucking awesome), and I wound up getting enough cash to do some... Acquisitions.
So! I decided to stop by a black-market scrapyard I knew about: Odd spot ran by an unshackled NHP everyone calls "Mamaw": She heard the term on an out-of-the-way planet, liked it, and decided to use it as an alias. Lotta people dump mechs that are too junked-out, expensive, or time-consuming to repair there: Wear-and-tear from a death-world, too much damage from a job gone horribly wrong, used for something horrible by a rich ass-hat... You name it, Mamaw's got it lying around there for resale and trade.
It's like a Flea Market for mech parts!
... And also maybe ship parts butlet'snottalkabouthat-
ANYWAYS. Stopped by to say "Hi!", ask around about any good deals, and she'd told me that she had pretty much just gotten in a Blackbeard from some salvage crews. I was interested, so she guided me to it.
When I tell you this mech was fucked, I mean it was Capital-F FUCKED. Missing a leg and both arms, any armor was molten slag, wiring was shredded, the works. According to Mamaw, somebody had let their Sekhmet-Class off the hook, ejected, and just ran away. Left 'em behind to fight while they fled for the hills.
The mech got damaged enough that the Sekhmet-Class couldn't move an inch more, and after the battle the Salvage teams moved in to do their job. So, imagine their surprise when the wreck they go to grab starts swearing the air blue at them. Just... Absolutely laying into them. Insults that I could not repeat in polite company, according to Mamaw. They tossed the whole mech off to her, she got the Sekhmet outta there with some conversation and offers of therapy, and everybody turned out pretty alright. She's apparently a very good underground fighter now.
Where was I? Ah, right! The Balor eating the Blackbeard.
So! I'm sitting there haggling the price with Mamaw, and she's making sure to get a good list of what I want off of the BB. Mid-conversation, she trails off while looking over my shoulder after we've finally got the price figured up and paid. I turn around, and my Balor's just... Eating the Blackbeard.
Greywash fully in effect, swarming the wreckage: It was like watching a swarm of locusts pull apart a 3-D puzzle. They'd find the weld-seams and bolts, pull 'em apart like a damn surgeon, pulled the whole chunks into the swarm, and then go back for seconds and thirds.
Weirdest part was, the Balor seemed almost... Gentle, as it worked. Held the parts it was pulling in almost reverently, and when the Blackbeard was down to just the framework and wiring, it picked it up and... hugged it. Held it, like a close friend instead of a meal.
And as it ate, it just got... Bigger. Went from standing with plenty of room in the warehouse we were sifting through to scraping the ceiling. And then...
VRRP. No more Blackbeard.
I turned back around to Mamaw, and she seemed pensive about the whole thing for a moment or two before she started smiling.
"A good eating young-'un, there. You take good care of them, you hear me?"
Well. I couldn't help but agree.
So, yeah: That's how my Balor hypothetically ate a Blackbeard. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see somebody with a hypothetical Goblin to work on some hypothetical VPN-work. TTFN!
Ok so Iâve got corporate distracted for a bit so I can post this because letting this be my sole spoils of war here would be unfair to everyone on the Omninet
Also Iâm gonna kick this down the road back to @horus-unofficial to please explain to me whatâs going on with that Balor
That kinda sounds like itâs alive
Anyways back to standard corpro-posting love you guys
âthe intern
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Hey all! Long see, no time! I know this has been a Spiderpunk blog lately, but I'm still very much into Encanto and when I saw an OC appreciation month event run by @encanto-extended-edition, I figured why not? Now, I was going to go with another OC of mine called Nadja and whilst she will still pop up, the focus is going to mainly be on Ariadne and her daughter, Luz. I hope you enjoy this and also give the other blogs taking part in this a look! They're a great bunch of people and deserve all the love!
TTFN, ta ta for now!
Charlotte :) x
Name - Ariadne "Ari" Cabrera
Height - 5"2
Looks reference - Adassa
Colours - teal (dress) , gold (make up and bandana) , magenta (shawl)
Age - 28
Drawing done by @prophetic-hijinks
Born in the impoverished area of Cartegena to a poor, but loving and resourceful single mother, Ariadne "Ari" Cabrera is the mother of Luz, best friend of Noelle and later on, becomes Bruno's wife. She has two younger brothers, Fernando and Ricardo, and being the oldest child and no father figure in the house, she was unoffically made the second parent. As a result, she had to grow up more quickly than others her age and would confide in her stuffed toy pig, ChicharrĂłn.
She's similar to Mrs Squibbles in Monsters University in that she's motherly and caring, but loves her "weird" music, mainly pop punk and Camilo is surprised she knows a lot of the same bands he enjoys. Having two younger brothers as well as her ex partner being into similar, she's more than familiar with it.
Ariadne is small, but very strong and stocky. She's actually one of the strongest ones without a gift and bonds with Luisa on weightlifting and proper technique, as well as their shared love of Greek mythology.
She's always been very headstrong and from a young age, she has been able to stand up for others, but not always herself. However, it wasn't until Luz was born that she started to talk back, her reasoning being how would Luz have the courage to stand up to herself and say no if she sees her mama can't do it for herself? And she doesn't want her daughter growing up thinking that her place is in the home and that she has to obey men and authority.
#Encanto OC event#Encanto OC appreciation#Encanto OC#I only created her to get on the Bruno wife bandwagon and I have no regrets#ariadne cabrera
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Hello beautiful people,
Sorry it's been a while. So a bit of an update. We've graduated from our clinic!! Yay!! We got to see our little Embie twice before graduating.
My first prenatal appointment I did have to go by myself because hubby was working but it was okay. I was a bit annoyed about how behind things were. I had my second appointment scheduled for the afternoon to see if timing is any better. I got to see our little Embie again this time on an abdominal ultrasound. They keep moving around it's so beautiful. I also had some bloodwork completed and a pap smear which apparently you have to have with your first prenatal appointment.
I also have my MTM (Maternal Fetal Medicine) Doctor appointment scheduled. I actually had to get that rescheduled today. I'm a bit annoyed since it's apparently a virtual appointment and I'll have my ultrasound on the same day. I'm hoping it's not the norm, I'll be having a talk with them about that just because I don't have virtual appointments with any of my important doctors and I don't feel comfortable having all my appointments with the doctor being virtual.
Today was the final day for the PIO shot!!! Yay!!
(image of Carlton dancing with the words "OH YEAH, OH YEAH" written)
Just 2 more weeks of the Love shot and then no more shots.
ttfn
Love yourself, Take Care of Yourself
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I was just thinking how a Ketterdam and Gotham crossover/mashup has so many possibilities! I haven't really seen much tho so here are some thoughts.
I picture it as slightly more Gotham, set in the modern (ish) world but also having the political systems and gangs of the Barrel mixed in. The grisha would still have the categories of powers that they do in the grishaverse but less organized, basically considered a subset of meta (my head is currently full of stress so sorry for any and all lore mistakes I make!).
So there's beginning SoC Kaz with the Crows and he hears right away when there's a certain up an coming crime lord in town. Kaz wants to get his revenge on Pekka Rollins but there's the issue of his debt and how many gang leaders don't take him seriously because he's young and walks with a cane. After gathering more info and concocting some convoluted plan that has 43 steps and 15 backups he meets with the Red Hood to see if they can come to a mutually beneficial agreement as Kaz has tabs on pretty much everything in Ketterdam and all the political gang stuff that goes on. He also has PLANS that I'm pretty sure Jason would disrupt and Kaz is gonna do his best to integrate him into those plans while also maybe helping direct him in what he should be doing for optimal takeover.
Like if Kaz has the firepower of the Red Hood to add to his plans? Absolutely terrifying. Ofc there would be interpersonal conflict but that's like half the fun, the character dynamics possibilities are endless! I was thinking that the generally fanon accepted rules that Jason has (I'm more familiar with SoC canon and am more fuzzy on dc details so apologies) like regulating the drug trade, protecting sex workers, etc and strict enforcement of those rules are all things that Kaz wouldn't mind AND if Jason took down Tante Heleen's Menagerie? That would be a great scene for after everyone has started working together and taking over, maybe Jason doesn't know Inej's history but he can probably guess and offers to torture Tante Heleen for her (do I hate Heleen? Yes I do) wether or not he does Tante Heleen won't be conducting her business ever again.
I think that Kaz could definitely spruce up Jason's ten step revenge plot but how idk. For real tho, Kaz's lack of experience is one of the few things holding him back, when he's older? Even just late twenties, it'll be over for everyone lol.
The Barrel seems Crime Alley adjacent so those can be smashed together (would that make Kaz from Metropolis?? Lol but nah probably some farming state)
Omg what if Dick is Inej's brother? Doesn't really fit I think but just an idea. That'd be so freaking sad tho, she's gonna search for her parents and not know they're dead :(
Batman does batman stuff I guess, I didn't really care about him when I was thinking of this crossover but there could be interesting ideas for him. I feel like there's so much going on in Ketterdam/Gotham (Gothdam?lol) that he'd be run ragged and honestly I'd understand him barely putting even a dent in crime there. I'd still have Duke be a meta as opposed to a grisha mostly bc he's closest to a sun summoner and I'm not a fan of the Shadow and Bone books. Damian should definitely have his metal spine, maybe he's a Fabrikator or got that spine put in by one. Steph might be on the very fringes of Crows activity, I really like when her and Jason are besties in fics bc I feel like they have the least amount of baggage/history and have similar backgrounds so its easier if u want to ease him into the batfam one person at a time. Not that I've decided if that's what's happening here but anyways. I'll have more later, ttfn and please take any of this and run with it! Imma tag this thing Gothdam au.
#Gothdam#Batfam#Six of Crows#Unholy mashup of Gotham and Ketterdam#Fic ideas#fic prompt#The Crows and Jason Todd's unbeatable team up#Inej ghafa supremacy#I bet she could take out Jason no problem#am i biased?#Yes#red hood#Gothdam au#2 am ramblings
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*waddles into your inbox and hands out a small boquet of pink roses with a crooked grin*
Howdy friendo! Just wanted to drop in and give my love and appreciation for your fine work!
Like your style is deliciously unique and sharp I could just eat it up yum yum. Your lines a delightfully crisp and clean and the simple power and motion in your poses is âš S T U N N I N G âš
I wanted to give you these flowers because a: Pink roses in floriography sweetness, appreciation, and admiration and I truly appreciate the sweet work you do. B: your art is pretty, so I think you deserve something pretty too.
Anyway, I hope you're doing a great job honey and your efforts are being noticed. Your art inspires me and puts a smile on my face, and I want you to know that YOU are making a difference in peoples lives. As such, I sincerely hope you are taking care of yourself because you absolutely deserve it.
Well *offers a theatrical bow with the roll of my hand* I must bid thee adieu my dear and wish you the happiest of holidays. TTFNâšđ§Ą
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"Gunvolt, you're so powerful."
"Uh... Thanks, I guess. Though, it can be a double-edged sword sometimes. Especially during that... 'Primal Dragon' incident. I'm glad Kirin was there to stop me at the time and get my power under control, but...
"...I hurt... Many people I cared about because of that... Including Quinn. I had to separate myself from her because of that... And it only got worse. My power went out of control again, and Kirin had to take me down. If it wasn't for RiFT saving me at the last minute, I'd be gone for good... At least, this version of me. Apparently, I came from a branching timeline, and the the other Gunvolt would have survived. But still, RiFT managed to save me, get my powers under control, and give me another chance to use my powers to protect those I care about. Hopefully this time, I can keep them under control so they won't hurt them."
"I believe you can, Gunvolt. I've really grown ever since I joined the team, thanks to wonderful friends like Nana and Luna. We'll be here to back you up."
"I appreciate that, Elise. You really have grown. You're no longer that timid girl being controlled by Sumuragi. You can hold your own without those twisted versions of yourself trying to command you... I'm really glad RiFT saved you and gave you this chance. I'm also glad we can be friends now. Even when we had to fight in the past, I could never see you as an enemy..."
"Oh, believe me... If you knew the kind of person I used to be, maybe you would see me as an enemy in the past..."
"Hey... I didn't have the best past in the world... So don't beat yourself up about yours..."
"H3LL0, fellow Adepts! I can see that I'm interrupting a heartwarming moment and all, but would U be so kind 2 tell me where Nana is? I gotta thank her for the new computer."
"Oh. Hi, Teseo. She's over at Welch's shop. Right over there."
"THX, peeps! TTFN!"
Teseo went his way, humming his theme song tune happily.
"...That confirms it. Teseo's in love."
(I might write a drabble of Teseo thanking Nana later.)
#mystery data (anon)#the azure striker (gunvolt)#gunvolt is armed and ready! (ic)#shy snake adept (elise)#elise won't give up! (ic)#(Yeah. It was about time I gave the Adepts new tags.)#teseo hacks the world (ic)#good and evil clash (blog jump cameo)#azure striker gunvolt
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Sunday Sock Puppet Scoop!
Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week again? Kids! It's finally cold! See, here in our lair, we welcome the cold. Timmy likes curling up under his electric blanket. Doctor Pessimist likes the return of Pumpkin Spiced Lattes. Hooray! Halloween is getting closer, kids. Don't forget to take care when doing tricks and treats. There are lots of weirdoes out there. Oh, and if you see Mr. Hypocrite out there, remind him that he's a jerk. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.
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Nancy & Teddy Pt.2
Nancy: Fuck yes
Teddy: âŸïž
Nancy: The sort of time loop I want to be stuck in
Teddy: & tattoo [someone you both know] is stuck with
Nancy: đ€Ł
Nancy: I donât have any
Teddy: Me either
Nancy: Good, youâd look spoiled in a bad way
Teddy: Youâd look cheap, which is only ever a terrible thing
Nancy: I know, trashy
Nancy: any friend Iâve had that didnât already have some, Iâve convinced to get one whilst hammered
Teddy: Which of Graceâs are your fault?
Teddy: I assume â
Nancy: Guilty đ¶
Teddy: Promise you wonât convince me
Nancy: Iâll đ€ behind my back
Nancy: but it really would be a waste of your potential so, I probably wonât
Teddy: What does she think the â is supposed to symbolise?
Nancy: Keeping grounded đ
Teddy: đ
Nancy: How the deadweight reference didnât occur, is a mysteryÂ
Nancy: deciding what top 10 cliches would do the most damage on youâŠ
Teddy: If you decide to inflict pain on me, thatâs not breaking into the top 100
Nancy: Youâve thought about it that much, I seeÂ
Teddy: I donât have anything else to do, you keep rejecting my invitations to go out
Nancy: and I can tell how much that hurts, baby đ„ș
Teddy: đ if I had a heart
Nancy: Iâm so glad that you donât, it means we can hang out for real
Teddy: & you wonât care when I spend tonight with [someone he knows it will upset her if he hangs out with, for whatever reason]
Nancy: đ Not at all
Teddy: Fantastic
Nancy: Youâre such a prick
Teddy: ?? đ€
Teddy: I donât know what I could have possibly done or be intending to do which would illicit a reaction like that, darling
Nancy: I meant to say enjoy your evening, of course
Nancy: wrong chat
Teddy: I will, of course
Nancy: Iâll let you go, before my drunk dialling can get any worse
Teddy: TTFN
Nancy: not even the bears catchphraseâŠ
Teddy: Oh, well, weâre equal in our đŹ faux-pas
Nancy: [spending more of his money like a petty queen, in a way that is somehow attention-grabbing, like buying lingerie vibes]
Teddy: & thereâs absolutely no need for me to tell you to enjoy your evening, it appears
Nancy: Why go out when I can bring the party to me?
Nancy: Iâm just too comfortable here tonight
Teddy: đ„
Nancy: Goodnight, Teddy
Nancy: I hope the next time I see you you arenât covered in sores
Teddy: Being infected by your cousin is a risk Iâll have to take if she brings her open sores to [the coffee place]
Nancy: We can tar her with the same brush, sure
Teddy: Iâm sure if she doesnât already have a feather tattoo somewhere itâs simply a matter of time
Nancy: It canât be culturally appropriative when youâre a % not white
Teddy: Perfect
Nancy: Kinda your type
Teddy: Nobody has a type itâs [whatever year it is]
Nancy: I told you mine
Teddy: I donât have one to tell
Nancy: Okay
Teddy: Seriously
Nancy: So why are you hanging out with [whoever this is]?
Teddy: Why not?
Nancy: Because theyâre terrible, obviously
Teddy: You can do better, so Iâll ask you again, why not?
Nancy: I donât want you to
Teddy: & why donât you want me to?
Nancy: because
Nancy: donât you wanna go get yourself a puppy instead?
Teddy: I thought youâd never ask
Nancy: Brat
Teddy: Are you wearing [whatever he told her to wear earlier when he suggested the idea]?
Nancy: I was about to send out the call, so obviously Iâm dressed for a party
Teddy: Itâll be ideal puppy shopping attire, letâs go
Nancy: FINE
Nancy: are you sending a car for me?
Teddy: Iâm diverting the car Iâm in to come & pick you up
Nancy: You would have to be there
Teddy: The fun is picking MY favourite & rejecting the others, how else would I?
Nancy: I maintain the right to judge your judgment now I know you think [this person again lol] is a good time
Teddy: I donât think that
Nancy: Good enough to use against me, I wouldnât put myself through that for you
Teddy: I wanted to see you and now I am, thatâs good enough for me
Nancy: Itâs all about the puppy, remember
Teddy: Youâre going to be its mother, itâs about playing house together
Nancy: Yeah, okay
Nancy: what are you going to name it?
Teddy: I donât know, something đ
Nancy: youâre going to want to stay over and be with it all the time, I know it
Teddy: Itâd keep you up crying, I have to
Nancy: you think youâre a better father than I am a mother
Nancy: probably
Teddy: Iâll pull my weight
Nancy: Iâm not worried you wonât
Teddy: What do you want to name him?
Nancy: depends what he looks like, you canât tell until you meet them
Teddy: I think saying that could mean youâre a better mother than Iâll be a father, perhaps
Nancy: Thatâs handy because Iâve thought about it long and hard and youâre far too young to be called daddy so donât even ask
Teddy: Iâve already stated you should call me whatever you want
Nancy: Thatâs why Iâm still thinking about it
Teddy: Apply the same logic as your dog naming suggestion & donât rule it out before youâve tried it out
Teddy: youâll be able to tell once it leaves your mouth
Nancy: Youâre so blatant, cutie
Nancy: Iâll think of something to call you I havenât anyone else yet
Teddy: Well done Alice, youâve piqued my curiosity
Nancy: I canât be screaming out Paddington in the throes of passion, not in good conscience đ€Șđ€Ł
Teddy: If you had a conscience, it may trouble it, quick as youâve been to point out bestiality isnât something which does it for you
Nancy: I know how this game worksÂ
Nancy: you try to get me to admit to something shamefully scandalous so you can leverage it against me to have me do even worse for youÂ
Teddy: Itâs adorable how suspicious you are of me
Nancy: I wouldnât have picked you if you werenât someone to be suspicious of
Teddy: But I wouldnât have agreed to play games with your cousin if I was going to with you, this isnât a doublecross itâs a collab
Nancy: Thereâs loads in it for you too, thatâs why
Teddy: The arrangement is mutually beneficial
Nancy: Exactly
Teddy: You wonât leave the driver to do laps around your place then?
Nancy: Depends, are you going to behave like the perfect gentleman?
Teddy: For Grace, the rule doesnât apply to you, none of them do
Nancy: Well Iâm not sleeping with you
Teddy: We can be those kind of parents
Nancy: It is purely about the puppy, obviously
Teddy: Of course
Nancy: Are you going to come to my door or what
Teddy: Unless youâre still paranoid about us being seen
Nancy: You know what seen together actually entailsÂ
Nancy: and none of that is happening today
Teddy: [Come to her door after however long of a pause is necessary to get there, clearly not a massive one]
Nancy: [making him collect you like a fancy lady when you are nothing of the sort lol, you love to see it, also wearing whatever he said you should because why not, have to keep you interested, just because weâre insisting you get this Grace situation locked down first doesnât mean weâre not]
Teddy: [doing the whole walking her to the car thing, even though itâs probably pulled up on the doorstep, we all know his hand is on her lower back steering her in the direction because why take her arm when you could be more flirty about it]
Nancy: [the purposely poor attempt at pretending you arenât LOOKING at him when you get into this car and get situated]
Teddy: [he has likewise purposely waited until now to kiss her hello on each cheek how posh peeps and Europeans do to make it more of a thing than it wouldâve been on the doorstep, we see you sir]
Nancy: [likewise gripping onto his forearms in this moment more than you normally would just because we can âand how are you?â as if this is the most casual question and you havenât taken a dramatic u-turn into crazy today]
Teddy: [weâll all pretend heâs smiling at her and her question and not the action that came before it lol âIâm excellentâ like of course Iâm about to go puppy shopping and Iâm buzzing about it so âas are youâ as he looks her over in this outfit shamelessly]
Nancy: [gesturing forward with your hand like drive on then, sir, despite the fact you have no idea where youâre going and this driver actually does lol, waving his comment away with the same hand like stop it you but weâre obviously pleased he appreciates whatever wholly inappropriate for the task outfit weâve got on ânot too shabbyâ as if thatâs your genuine appraisal from your continued LOOK]
Teddy: [âoh youâ in his own faux dismissive manner like who me, no no, you shouldnât have, as he makes himself v comfortable in this giant car he was travelling around in all on his own until a second ago, oh to be a rich teenage boy]Â
Nancy: [grinning at him sideways before finally looking away and out the window in your own show of getting comfortable because cannot be phased by any of this, all your idea and your masterplan that you know exactly what youâre doing with, of course]
Teddy: [travel in silence for a minute while we all pretend there isnât flirty tension between yâall so blatant even the driver is aware of it, heâs deffo doing the thing where heâs texting whoever it is she doesnât like and he was supposed to hang with but now isnât as if she canât see what his phone screen says but purposely letting her see it]
Nancy: [shake your head like youâre not thrilled at this blatant blow-off of this person who assumedly only dislikes you because of something you definitely did/said âI could use a guard dogâ just throwing out the vibe youâre imagining for this dog]
Teddy: [âI canât blame you, the cityâs going to the dogsâ it definitely is not, especially where yâall live, nevertheless he is saying this entirely seriously the way only a posh person could]
Nancy: [âtoo bad the rest of the world is so backwards, anything beyond a season is intolerableâ the snobbery your fam would snatch your weave for âI have less and less reason to stay thoughâ]
Teddy: [âI can think of somewhere youâd find more than tolerableâ when youâre thinking of Chloâs villa wherever that may be and the absolute mayhem you could cause there even though and especially because that place has 0 to do with James anymore, so obviously fill her in on what youâre thinking about]
Nancy: [âyouâll need to destress before your big dayâ as an agreement it sounds like a good idea but also a reminder of the plan]
Teddy: [âBefore the stress of the honeymoonâ said like heâs HORRIFIED at the prospect, soz Grace, just reminding her how much he doesnât actually wanna bang Grace as if sheâs gonna marry in white and thatâs the first time they will, lol imagine, youâd have to marry her even quicker than yâall go ahead with this if that was the deal]
Nancy: [smirking âIn [a place that is expensive but wealthy people think is tacky and not the mood], no doubtâ absolute shade at Grace and her taste there âSo devastated my invite doesnât extend that farâ with a faux pouty face because even Grace isnât going to insist on having her bestie on her honeymoon lol]
Teddy: [A face like EW âIâll HAVE TO overrule herâ like no, disgusting, I canât, as if your taste is any better sir but you think so, putting his hand on her arm and stroking it in whatâs supposed to be a comforting there there manner but is actually just flirty af âconsole yourself with the fact mineâs open endedâ he do mean the villa but he also means so much more than, weâre all aware]
Nancy: [âhusbands prerogativeâ like if anyone is allowed to tell her what to do and where to go, itâs you, again, the flirtiest vibe which could just be you being wink wink nudge nudge obvs I donât mean that but we know what the actual tea is here, as weâre putting our hand on top of yours for the briefest moment like weâre accepting the consoling âtoo bad I canât be on the stag and henâ again like itâs casual and just because you know them both and not what youâre actually saying there]
Teddy: [âitâll be firm but fairâ keeping this flirty as hell vibe going by giving the daddy energy âAre you at least going to give me a private send off I can console myself with?â not at all casual]
Nancy: [âof courseâ tapping his hand again, lingering slightly longer this time âthereâs a lot of history to toast toâ because you do actually know each other, as opposed to Grace who is getting this basic stranger thrown at her]
Teddy: [â& Iâll be a firm fixture in your present for such a long timeâ just gotta remind her of that fact rn immediately cos about to share so much more than history âif the walls of your spare room could talk, the toast they would giveâ like lol imagine]
Nancy: [âfirmerâ as if itâs a correction, like youâre only getting more relevant but doesnât mean you already arenât but in actuality, we just wanted to EMPHASIZE the fuck out of the word and say it in the most indecent way we can here and now, shaking our head like imagine indeed]
Teddy: [âyesâ to agree as indecently because heâs already emphasising it in his own way by shifting in his seat to get more comfortable in a way thatâs blatant about why he suddenly wasnât comfortable in the position he was in and really draws attention to it, but could all also just be really casual if he was somebody else]
Nancy: [just watching him with no shame because you can look, itâs not as if we donât know what the vibe is here âalright, darling?â like youâre clueless though]
Teddy: [an amused noise with 0 shame either âperfectlyâ that actually does sound casual and so unfazed to a degree you should not be able to pull off sir given that youâre clearly not just here chilling and are actually turned on and getting more so by the second, but I get it, youâre gonna pull this plan off so thatâs clearly a skill you have]
Nancy: [doing a small nod like good but youâre nodding your head towards his crotch like if there was any doubt I didnât notice, just know I so did âif thereâs anything you need from me-â like youâre talking about this wedding purely â-donât hesitateâ]
Teddy: [making such a show of getting more comfortable as if itâs like yep yep look how fine I am btw but heâs just positioning said crotch more blatantly towards her âI wouldnât, without you none of it is possibleâ could be talking about the wedding but heâs referring back to earlier when he said heâd have to think of her to fuck Grace, again soz gal]
Nancy: [crossing and uncrossing our legs a few times casually but of course it actually isnât and is just the most subtle way to touch yourself whilst itâs perfectly clear to him what youâre doing there âyouâll make me blushâ the tone is innocent enough but the đ is far from a blush]
Teddy: [heâs watching her do this as unsubtly so, like I said, yâall are well suited âmy sincerest apologiesâ in the least sorry tone he could possibly use ever]
Nancy: [âgive me a foot massage, if youâre really sorryâ kicking off your heels like youâve been anywhere today to have sore feet, okay maâam, throwing your feet into his lap like itâs nbd and youâre being cheeky in that sort of way, not the way you actually are]
Teddy: [doing it though, and doing the absolute most, soz to this driver because god knows where they are going to get this puppy and how long youâre gonna have to endure their nonsense]
Nancy: [truly, because they really do not care and I just vibe youâre probably going out of London to do this so itâs going to be a minute; weâll be here with our smug satisfied smile at getting you to do this, turning into noises of satisfaction, again as if you really need this âIâm so tiredâ not even specifying of what or in general but NEED to get across how much we DO need this]
Teddy: [âyouâve had a busy dayâ as if she really has, in a genuine oh you poor thing tone, because in terms of scheming and then yâall flirting and turning each other on she has âyou need to destress too before your other houseguest arrivesâ said like the dog is the fun houseguest youâre about to have and Grace is the utter flop, rude but lowkey true lol]
Nancy: [making the mhmm you do to agree hit by starting out higher pitched and getting deeper like heâs just hit a spot that really feels good, doing the most flippant laugh after about Grace coming because so true bestie âI have so much experience being a dog mumâ soz to call you a dog there gal, just giving how suitable for looking after an excitable puppy we are, as weâre using the foot he isnât currently paying attention to, to gently knead his thigh]
Teddy: [âheâs going to love youâ nothing casual about how heâs saying that obviously âthereâs no one more attentiveâ added as she starts giving him attention]
Nancy: [âthatâs why I want himâ like duh thatâs why people love dogs but again, nothing duh about this doublespeak weâre engaging in in this car today âsomeone to focus onâ letting your toes go higher and higher but never fully putting them where heâd want]
Teddy: [â& I love it when a plan comes togetherâ said like youâre going to get EVERYTHING you want, gal, and so am I, as he really goes in with this foot massage like see]
Nancy: [âyou see the bigger picture, some people never doâ said as a compliment and a thing we like about you when the doublespeak is that you two are the only people who know whatâs going on here, actually and poor Grace isnât going to have a clue; dramatically slamming your hand into the middle seat between yâall because feels that good and you simply need to grip onto this leather rn]
Teddy: [doing his own mhmm like he agrees with what she said about him and it isnât just to keep a noise in because weâre all !! in this car rn, WATCHING her hand as dramatically, moving slightly but so deliberately again in his own seat cos same simply must]
Nancy: [biting your lip and fumbling with your other hand to grab your bag and get out some cigarettes âheâll pay youâ like whatever amount will make you not complain about me smoking in your car, not stopping to consult either of these men just like thereâs an amount youâll accept and heâll give it to you, end of; not lighting one for Teddy, nor offering the pack but we are leaning forward to hold it in your mouth for you to have some drags because your hands are busy and nothing else is acceptable, obviously]
Teddy: [tbf sheâs not wrong, this driver will have a price and Teddy will pay it lol, the actual audacity of how intimate and hot that is as gesture though, rude boo, v rude, look your hottest doing it please boy, thatâs the least you can do, as well as keeping this foot massage going in the most !! way possible]
Nancy: [we clearly think so, just being shamelessly more reactive about said foot massage and how itâs making us feel because it isnât cheating, itâs not like this is intimate at all lollollol âmy ex was SO into feetâ]
Teddy: [â[the one she was going to call earlier]?â like do you mean him or another of your exes, but not giving her a chance to answer before youâre telling her any outrageous foot stories you have, whether thatâs him on the receiving end or doing it or both because you do love to kiss and tell like you said and donât care that this driver can also hear you]
Nancy: [half shrugging because honestly, it is irrelevant, hence weâre not bothered by you cutting our reaction off there, shaking our head, amused âI fail to see why anyone sleeps with you anymoreâ v obvious by how you said that that you donât but weâre talking about the total lack of secrecy, of course]
Teddy: [âYouâre the luckiest girl in the world that rule not applying to you eitherâ like donât worry gal your secrets are safe but itâs such a shame because itâll all be so hot and everyone would want to hear it and Iâd love to boast about it]
Nancy: [âSO specialâ rolling our eyes like we donât believe you for a second but still amused, not offended]
Teddy: [a nod like true because he clearly thinks so]
Nancy: [kicking him, lightly, but straight up on his jaw when he nods like shut up lmao, calm down miss thing, also be careful you arenât flashing him]
Teddy: [âmind blowingâ like see, I told you, I said what I said, because he loves this and her obvs]
Nancy: [âyou donât know yetâ but that yet is so deliberate because not the kind of tease that all of this will be for naught, what would be the point]
Teddy: [âIâm not alone in being indiscreteâ like I know because peeps run their mouths or I know because Iâm calling you indiscrete and Iâve seen some shit at parties or whatever, or both]
Nancy: [we all know you are the messiest bitch so no, you are absolutely not the picture of discretion yourself lmao âmaybe itâll be differentâ because lowkey the vibe is youâve never had a serious relationship you truly cared enough about and in your mind that seems to change you fundamentally because look at what happened to your siblings]
Teddy: [âAre you telling me IâM special?â in a whisper like itâs a big secret the driver canât share in, playful because he believes he is to everyone in that godâs gift way but not yet to her seriously or that he could be seriously]
Nancy: [kicking you with the foot being massaged so lowkey in the crotch, again, gently enough if not as gentle this time, pulling our feet away from you after too âyou could note the maybeâ like thatâs where the emphasis was and maybe is in the dad way of definitely not]
Teddy: [Weâre not even bothering to mask or hide that the noise in reaction to that kick was one, excuse him driver, pulling her feet back to him not at all gently, itâs a grab and itâs !! âitâs notedâ as he goes at this foot massage anew giving it everything like heâs got something to prove and he is about to]
Nancy: [âfuckâ pretending that thatâs in relation to him pulling your feet back to him but youâd sound more fuming than you do just purely frustrated with it âyouâ adding it as if that was the intended full sentence and you arenât shifting down in your own seat to push your feet at him even moreso]
Teddy: [his own âfuckâ sounding shamelessly indecent again with no attempt to be otherwise âmeâ getting added to make his own full sentence as she does that because canât not]
Nancy: [tipping your head back so youâre resting it on the window, attempting to look out of so you arenât looking at him because youâre too !! but you wanna so you inevitably end up looking back at him]
Teddy: [saying her name exactly like weâd all expect it to sound rn because heâs as !! LOOKING at her whilst doing the most to try and give her a footgasm here despite how rare they are and hence almost impossible of a task that is]
Nancy: [we are too into how it feels paired with the insane tension this deal you came up with is putting yâall through right now âI want toâ as if youâve let enough time pass that this driver is too thick to put that all together but in actuality, you just donât care, the but we canât being left unsaid]
Teddy: [just carrying on like that but doesnât exist because he wants to too much as well, again soz Grace, moving her foot around in his lap so deliberately as he massages it harder than he has so far âI want to make you blushâ we all know what he means by that, this poor driver included]
Nancy: [shaking your head like the movement will cover the little noise that couldnât help but escape you right there and then, WATCHING what heâs doing to you and himself so intensely, lowkey not blinking here âI wonâtâ but the most MAYBE in the tone ever]
Teddy: [âyou wonât go red for me?â me like this is not the unbreakable code you think it is sir lol âthe reddest youâve ever gone for anyone?â]
Nancy: [âyou have to want it moreâ whilst we can and are blatantly feeling how much you already do want it âgive me moreâ]
Teddy: [gripping her ankle with the same energy and intensity as she did that seat before letting his hand travel up her leg higher, almost to a shameless degree but likewise stopping before heâs anywhere sheâd really want him âWhat about how much you want it?â calling you out for how into it and turned on you blatantly also are, gal, soz âgive that to meâ pulling her into his lap in a hot move]
Nancy: [ânoâ and folding your arms like he canât now all but feel it like you can him sat in his lap like this, as if the denial means itâs not got this far âyou know what you have to doâ turning your face fully towards his which in this proximity is a lot]
Teddy: [catch this boy moving in a way neither of them can deny like thatâs what I have to do rn immediately â& you know Iâll do it, Nanceâ holding her crossed arms like she did his forearms earlier, but not uncrossing them or anything, still just moving for the double meaning like I mean the Grace thing but I also mean the âblushingâ thing]
Nancy: [leaning your folded arms against him otherwise you would have to uncross them to grab onto him right now and mustnât âyou wonât, youâll be obsessed with meâ kinda like a joke like ugh story of my life but we know you donât actually have that kind of confidence but weâre also not convinced youâll follow through with the plan without this incentive still in place]
Teddy: [âI already am, thatâs why I agreed at allâ like I donât actually think you were when you agreed to the plan at the beginning but by the time we got extra and mentioned the marriage part of the plot you definitely were and thatâs why you were all in, not just cos itâs fun and chaotic behaviour]
Nancy: [âyou want to hurt her with meâ because we are aware you could fuck with a multitude of girls in any way you liked on your own, if you are so inclined âIâm what makes it good?â]
Teddy: [a nod which in this proximity has your face so up in her face and almost touching âsheâs irrelevant to me other than the fact you picked her, itâs you Iâm interested inâ]
Nancy: [opening your mouth in a GASP but not actually making the sound of it âsheâs who I want to fuck with most, that I canâ because neither your mother nor your sister are falling for this boy and we know it, soz]
Teddy: [âso use me to ruin her life, but you have to let me into yoursâ just laying his terms out like this is how it has to be]
Nancy: [âdonât say ruin right nowâ with a lil smile because too close in every way but eventually doing a barely-there nod to these terms]
Teddy: [closing his mouth as dramatically as she opened hers but a moment ago like okay, but really we also have to clamp our mouth shut so as not to say anything extra/make !! sounds because he has ramped up the way he has lowkey been dryhumping her this entire time and is doing the most because they are both feeling that type of way]
Nancy: [âI changed my mind, say itâ and making an attempt to open his mouth not at all casually with our fingers like no, I wanna hear, laughing in such an indecent way, the sound being bumped by the way heâs moving and the effect it is having on us âIâll tell you whatever you wanna knowâ]
Teddy: [ofc heâs doing the most with those fingers when he catches them with his mouth, he has to itâs the law, muffling the sound that escapes with them at least slightly therefore, the driver is welcome âEverythingâ cos itâs what he said when she asked what he wanted to see earlier and itâs the vibe]
Nancy: [unceremoniously snatching those fingers away to suck on them yourself when he says that because beyond đ„ș and you need to taste his spit immediately]
Teddy: [just STARING at her like heâs never seen anyone do this before despite the fact he absolutely has because thatâs how it feels, sheâs like a different animal to everyone else and he is fascinated af]
Nancy: [shamelessly reaching under your skirt/dress situation this clearly is to then touch yourself with said fingers, again purely because it isnât him technically touching you, even if the dryhumping is pushing things so it is essentially him doing it via you]
Teddy: [his reaction pushing things further so it feels like itâs him doing it, both in terms of these dry hump antics and the sound he made WATCHING her do this]
Nancy: [going way harder with how youâre bouncing against him/these fingers because soz we truly donât care that thereâs a driver here, again, youâll have your price and weâre rude like that]
Teddy: [heâs the exact same rude bitch and heâd only be encouraging her in every possible way, including literally telling her to go harder with her earlier âgive me moreâ sorry to that man]
Nancy: [being very intentional with where you are repositioning yourself in his lap and making sure you land there every time, because if there were no clothes in the way right now heâd fully be inside her too âam I blushing, Teddy?â]
Teddy: [âyes, darling, youâre SO redâ we all know how he sounds as he says this âIâll have to pay him not to see itâ]
Nancy: [âyou want him to see moreâ in the sense that you like an audience but also that you wish more was happening, clearly a hard same so pot kettle but you know âredder, make me redderâ so sincerely at this point]
Teddy: [a noise that can leave nobody in any doubt thatâs true in every sense before heâs focusing all his energy on trying to achieve that whilst still not technically crossing any of the lines sheâs established here as pre-Grace meet cute rules]
Nancy: [itâd be so obvious that your natural instinct is to make out with him right now but you cannot so you just keep STARING at him and moving your face closer and then away again like youâve just remembered âcos basically]
Teddy: [itâs so real, Iâm sure heâs simply had to rest his cheek or forehead or nose against hers for a sec before then having to pull away because hard same, likewise the amount of times heâs grabbed the seat or her clothes because dare not hold her or grab any bare skin or her hair or else he wouldnât be able to stop himself from kissing or touching her more than heâs allowed to]
Nancy: [when this boy has never had to wait or want for anything lowkey a day in his life, from where you stand, so the idea is simply too appealing and you have to go through with it, including blue balling yourself as well as him because willing to be that unhinged about it when you could just, bang, lmao]
Teddy: [itâs very legit for who she is and also there very much is an element of him being so highkey because he canât have her so I get feeling like heâs gonna be uninterested once he has, you canât risk that when you know if you keep him like this heâll do whatever you want]
Nancy: [mhmm mhmm, hence we are quite literally jumping out of your lap like âOh, are we here?â at the driver, whether we are or arenât even close, just as if that wasnât happening and weâre just making chit-chat when we have barely acknowledged your existence before now]
Teddy: [looking at her with such a bizarre mix of anger and amusement because on the one hand how dare you and we are frustrated af and wanna sulk and be fuming but on the other gotta love how evil and unhinged she is and the obvious game sheâs playing to keep him interested which is exactly what he would do and clearly has done to other peeps before]
Nancy: [go on your phone because it appears so effortlessly nonchalant, as if you literally donât know Teddy is there now, nor care but you actually give yourself some headspace to cool down because also just did it to yourself]
Teddy: [excuse me about to message because she is so obviously on her phone]
Teddy: Well played đŸ
Nancy: You seemed to be enjoying it
Teddy: Minus the rather abrupt calling off of the game at the end there
Nancy: You didnât like that bit the best?
Teddy: Are you asking me to pick a favourite?
Nancy: Now I am
Teddy: Well, I think itâs a shame youâre using your fingers to type the question instead of what you had been using them for
Teddy: but I liked when you used your hand to take your frustration out on the seat as much, maybe more, perhaps the best
Nancy: Iâm all done
Nancy: [putting your hand back in the middle but not GRABBING at the seat because youâre chill, see]
Teddy: [touching her hand, but just for a second because heâs chill too]
Nancy: [looking down at this with the !! youâre not taking out on the seat this time]
Nancy: I donât know if anyone believes friends platonically hold hands
Teddy: Are we friends?
Nancy: I donât know what other label you would put on brother dates my sister and is also soon to be wed to my cousinâŠ
Teddy: I suppose, Ava was my friend & she fucked my brother, your family must invent its own definitions for all kinds of things
Nancy: He was married, if we want to talk about betrayalsÂ
Teddy: I know, I went to the wedding, I canât remember seeing you there
Nancy: We were barely out of school, that mustâve called to keep the guest list small
Teddy: There was his rehab to pay for, keeping that in mind wouldâve had some effect on the guest list, no doubt
Nancy: I suppose that stopped them looking like permissive parents
Nancy: Chlo and J were just THAT in love, how could they refuse the baby bride and groom
Teddy: Performative parenting is where they shine âš
Nancy: Oh, she probably also thought I fucked your brother, thatâd be another factor in me not needing to buy a dress
Teddy: Didnât you?
Nancy: Nah, literally everyone else did so I donât know why it was such a problem if I had to her but đ€·ââïž
Teddy: We all assumed you had
Nancy: What, like it was a family meeting?
Teddy: If you can call a Chlo rant a meeting, G & I would just call it a hilarious but predictable weekday evening for the era
Nancy: How embarrassing of her
Teddy: Nothing falls flatter than accusing the wrong sibling of a full blown affair
Nancy: As if she was ever any better anyway
Nancy: I guess the full extent of that didnât come out âtil Ava swooped in but hey
Teddy: She was propositioned less, but had she used the money on cosmetic procedures instead of weddings & babysitters, who knows? It wasnât ever a lack of trying to be a whore
Nancy: Donât you think sheâs pretty?
Nancy: or was, itâs too late now, all the aforementioned babies
Teddy: Who can remember that far back?
Nancy: đ
Teddy: She isnât crazy in a hot way, thatâs what matters
Teddy: itâs off putting, irrespective of her looks
Nancy: well, yes, you donât actually want to be lumbered with children
Teddy: Or insecurity, especially when it butts heads against narcissismÂ
Nancy: You would say that
Teddy: You can quote me, I said it a second ago
Nancy: đ
Teddy: She isnât hideous, sheâs dramatic
Nancy: I know, we were friends
Teddy: Youâre aiming your đ at the wrong person, darling, is all Iâm suggesting
Nancy: [donât reply girl, just be scrolling aimlessly]
Teddy: [a lol like oh okay then bye]
Nancy: [looking up as if you were not the same girl in that convo and donât know why heâs suddenly laughing]
Teddy: [busy yourself on your own phone like okay if thatâs how you want it and this is what weâre up to now, you clearly have a lot of friends and a lot of hookups, sir, so thereâd be texts to answer or plenty of posts to react to]
Nancy: [ahh the petty life yâall lead, soz that all that shit about Chlo felt like a pointed attack lmao so now youâre in this car and gotta do the same moodily]
Teddy: [when it wasnât even though cos he clearly thinks sheâs way prettier than Chlo who he has clearly never tried to hookup with despite her clearly having no qualms about it if he did wanna so heâs just like wtf you mad for lol]
Nancy: [when your insecurities jump out hence you canât say shit âcos it would further prove the point youâre aware he probably wasnât even tryna make, soz hun but this is what you get for being a mess]
Teddy: [soz he thinks youâre only crazy in a hot way rn but he do, meanwhile because he is a rude bitch catch him fully having a phone call with someone she can then only hear one side of]
Nancy: [canât even tell this man to stop the car because youâre not in London, where would you go, have to settle for starting your own phonecall and not caring how hard it is to talk over each other because shameless, soz to whoever weâre bothering with this nonsense but youâre clearly not too important]
Teddy: [I imagine he was gonna make it quick cos whoever is clearly inviting him out and no cos heâs busy but then she starts hers and itâs too fun talking over each other and being petty so here we are]
Nancy: [now itâs just a competition, hope yâall get hung up on for being weird tbh haha]
Teddy: [Iâll be nice and say he gets hung up on first because he was talking longer and itâs obvious youâre prolonging a convo that doesnât need to be so then shamelessly taking her phone and ending her call with 0 warning, soz not soz to whoever she was talking to]
Nancy: [when you canât even fake that youâre mad because that was such a nothing convo the person probably thinks youâre out of it for the use it served, so youâre just shaking your head at him as if you canât believe he did that but youâre clearly not fuming]
Teddy: [soz to this driver again because he will be fully lying down across these seats, head in her lap, looking up at her like OTT đ„ș vibes cos be my friend and talk to me]
Nancy: [when he looks adorable and that makes you feel some type of way to think that, flicking the ear furthest away from you like OI âyouâre not the puppyâ stop trying to be cute and win me over because itâs working and I donât approve]
Teddy: [âspend some of my money on a collar & I could beâ when youâre joking but also too serious about that lol lol]
Nancy: [âsheâs meant to be the pet, rememberâ but weâre toying with pulling whatever collar is on whatever youâre wearing tighter to your neck like lol okay]
Teddy: [smiling, no notes]
Nancy: [when you let go, stroking whatever faint momentary mark this has left on his skin all around his throat]
Teddy: [closing his eyes the way you gotta when something feels nice]
Nancy: [âgood boyâ fully saying that in the OTT high-pitched way you would to a puppy but frankly thatâs weirder for the driver to have to endure so you only did that so this boy canât think youâre seriously toedipping here]
Teddy: [opening his eyes and looking at her amused af âyouâre going to say it like that every time, arenât you?â when you could mean the dog but you just mean to you, like lol okay]
Nancy: [âdepends on behaviour, obviouslyâ rolling our eyes like duh, not if this puppy/you are misbehaving, Iâm not an idiot, nudging him slightly but not so he falls out of our lap quite yet]
Teddy: [âI know it doesâ like I said what I said, I am always gonna be a good boy, the best]
Nancy: [âat least youâre not trying to convince me youâre an alpha typeâ because just here being the softest]
Teddy: [âDo you want me to roleplay as your twin?â because thatâs what Buster tried to convince peeps he is lbr, again amused not seriously accusing you of being into incest like so much of your fam, but making the joke for that reason so]
Nancy: [âbecause thatâs too farâ like itâs you whoâs implied anything goes and is doing this here and now, flicking his nose this time]
Teddy: [sitting up purely so he can shrug more dramatically like meh idk Iâd probably still do it, lowkey joking but whereâs the lie tbh]
Nancy: [âyou donât need a leashâ like oh you, so easily led astray, we are joking but also just reveal that lol]
Teddy: [âTrue, Iâll stay close to you without oneâ doing that with how unnecessarily close to her heâs sitting now]
Nancy: [âstalkerâ as if itâs a fond petname because you liked that he was going through your social media earlier, resting your head on his shoulder for the briefest second]
Teddy: [âhow many have you had?â because she said sheâd call him something she hadnât called anyone else, and also just because he thinks sheâs hot and rich and living cray so why wouldnât she]
Nancy: [doing a little lol because none really but Iâm sure youâve called any dude who was too interested in you when you werenât back a stalker so doesnât technically count]
Teddy: [putting his head on her shoulder for a sec to do a lil nudge with it like oi as if you want actual figures and stats here about this and didnât just wanna lowkey nuzzle into her shoulder with your head]
Nancy: [âIâm old, rememberâ like Iâve been around the block and been stalked many a time, boy lollollol, super casually holding his head back on your shoulder so you can pet his hair like itâs all part of the bit]
Teddy: [âI donât remember that, noâ because he doesnât think of her as being old obvs or he wouldnât wanna hang with her/theyâd have a very different dynamic when they did âperhaps when I make you a milf, dog mother or otherwiseâ]
Nancy: [it is only 5/6 years so you donât have to feel like a grandma and likewise you donât actually care, we know you have no qualms in hanging out with literally anyone regardless of age appropriateness lol âso later thenâ like youâre getting a dog today, tutting like charming but itâs all in good fun]
Teddy: [mhmm, youâve been hanging out with Grace since she was like 13 and youâre gonna hang out with sulu when youâre old enough to be their mother so clearly unfazed âI offered to stay so the sleepless nights donât turn you haggardâ]
Nancy: [big yup âhaving you stay wouldnât lead to any more sleepâ we said what we said and we mean exactly what you think with it]
Teddy: [âokay, weâll get matching IVsâ cos rich peeps things, they all love a bit of that]
Nancy: [âI was thinking I should start injectingâ like lmao about the only way Iâm not taking drugs am I right, picking up his arm to look at his veins but also just to look in general]
Teddy: [stroking the veins of her arm, however many he can with however much skin she has uncovered/he can uncover easily without it being a whole thing âI draw the line at fillersâ as if she meant getting lip injections and stuff because gotta again let her know we think sheâs so pretty nbd]
Nancy: [doing a little intake of breath that wasnât as quiet as we would have hoped at that contact and the implication of what he said âshe does itâ âcos Samantha do and itâs v common for girls especially ones with insecurities like Graceâs so]
Teddy: [âI can tellâ because soz Samantha but you can, itâs v noticeable unless youâre going for like half a ml really subtle vibes which most peeps arenât, again so shady in his words and tone which is why it kills me youâre gonna fake being in love with her sir]
Nancy: [me like we really gave you dark sided fake dating and then gasping, so soz, no one deserves this hun, whatever sort of cringe you may be, this is rude âher sister is a modelâ because all the context you need for why Grace is like this in our opinion âcos how we feel about Ava too]
Teddy: [WHY DID THAT NEVER OCCUR TO ME AND THEN YOU SAID IT AND I WAS LIKE OMFG AND NEARLY SCREAMED, excuse me for literally not realising thatâs whatâs happening, meanwhile this boy is so scornfully laughing like well what happened to her/where is her share of the prettiness levels of shade, so rude]
Nancy: [girl same, I had the thought and was truly shooketh, NOT the romcom moment you craved, how apt, how devastating; âand theyâre twinsâ just getting more animated describing the misfortune even though you secretly think it fits you too hence youâre meant to be best friends]
Teddy: [âthis is going to be even easier than I anticipatedâ still loling, true but again rude sir, poor Grace, weâre actually so evil for this one]
Nancy: [âsheâll do anything you want, I told youâ shrugging because that was basically your opening ploy, even though you know that's not really what he cares the most about now]
Teddy: [â& I told you what Iâm in this forâ suddenly serious and LOOKING at her because he did earlier if that wasnât already blatant]
Nancy: [actually blushing and looking down âyouâd be better just getting her to do all the depraved shit no one else hasâ because canât possibly admit we could like you, no no, SO impossible for you to achieve]
Teddy: [holding her chin and tilting her face back up so she has to look at him and he can see her blush better âyou know whatâs best for me, do you, Nance?â like weâre calling her old and motherly with this was the intention but weâre too !! because heâs just knowing theyâd be better suited and tis true]
Nancy: [only going to make you redder which youâre mad about but if you flinched away thatâd be more of a blatant tell so you canât and wonât âyesâ like of course I do, Iâm a mastermind vibes but the yes on itâs own sounding more like something you just HAD to say]
Teddy: [has not let go of her face and is HARDCORE leaning in like heâs going to kiss her because obvs wants to so badly âif thatâs true, let me have itâ basically against her lips because of how close he is]
Nancy: [GRABBING his other hand that is not on your face because you have to touch him and you conceded that perhaps friends could platonically handhold so this is the best you can do; the way youâre treating handholding like you are TOUCHING him is so insane, just being indecent about it in a way thatâs lowkey impressive you managed]
Teddy: [fully a quiet, and therefore somehow more intense and intimate for it because thereâs nothing for the driverâs benefit or extra about it, itâs just for her and because you had to, MOAN about this handholding as if she is TOUCHING him, because overwhelmed by it and how much he wants her]
Nancy: [kissing along the pad of his thumb that is on your face so you can the kiss and suck all his fingers because he did do that to you so only fair youâre allowed to too, not escalation, not exactly even though it totally is with how insanely close you are to just dropping the rules and going for it]
Teddy: [calling her darling as quietly and with all the feeling because we all remember him saying that earlier during what I imagine was the moment she made him cum when they were doing all that, not saying he is rn lol just saying he needs her know he feels as !! and emotionally compromised as he watches her do this]
Nancy: [his thumb popping out of your mouth as you basically moan âuse themâ because thatâs what you did and thus what he HAS to do now, soz we donât make the rules except we do and we arenât sorry, even if we wish we were the one touching you]
Teddy: [you gotta do it, thatâs the law, not even being really extra about it because you know sheâs gonna be watching you, just have to because that desperate for it]
Nancy: [has never been more focused in her life casually âgood fucking boyâ not saying it at all how you did before because mean it too sincerely, rubbing your legs together aggressively rn as you watch him]
Teddy: [biting his lip so he doesnât drown out any of the sounds of what heâs doing with any coming out of his mouth cos as ruster know itâs nearly impossible to touch yourself silently and heâs doing the opposite of trying to do that and he wants her to hear it as well as be able to see it, yet again soz to this poor driver, there isnât enough money in the world but this boy has forgotten you exist again]
Nancy: [literally leaning forward so your face is more in line with his crotch than his face now, dangerously so but we canât help but wanna be THAT close without technically touching you âwill you cum for me?â as a genuine question because we cockblocked you earlier so it is crossing our mind you may do the same]
Teddy: [âspitâ like technically fine because itâll only be touching him because proximity and he is already using hers from before anyways, likewise technically not answering her question other than the potential that he wonât be able to help but to]
Nancy: [the total lack of hesitation as youâre leaning up above his dick to just let it drool out of your open mouth, like if you got any closer you would fully be blowing him but of course when enough spit has pooled and weâve maintained EYE CONTACT long enough to let you know how !! we are, weâll move back slightly, back to where weâre watching you âlike that?â quietly, as if anything about that could be wrong]
Teddy: [the EYE CONTACT is insane, as is how hardcore heâs going at this while maintaining it, yâall are lucky this man hasnât thrown you out of this car at the very least âit was good, youâre a good girl tooâ because gotta let you know that even though itâs already obvious]
Nancy: [you must know heâs gonna pay you WELL âcos MVP of letting yâall do whatever you want here today âtoo goodâ like this is behaving and youâre doing a marvellous job that should be applauded âtoo damn goodâ as youâre shifting in your seat because obsessed with him and this entire scenario]
Teddy: [this driver has either had to put up with his nonsense before or knows others who have cos his rep precedes him and they all chat, either scenario I donât love, you posh dickheads âsit here for a momentâ like her reward is being able to sit on his dick momentarily because she canât get comfy in her seat]
Nancy: [mhmm, they know the score and itâs very rude of you but thatâs how yâall act everywhere and to everyone; your turn to bite your lip like youâre considering it and shaking your head, making a frustrated noise like I canât âIâll fuck youâ like itâs that simple, I will not get off lol]
Teddy: [âwhich is what we both wantâ like itâs that simple because it is and heâs frustrated too]
Nancy: [âIâve never wanted anything moreâ which feels the realest right now, moving further back, so weâre resting against our window again, almost like weâre scared of how badly we do want it]
Teddy: [stopping all these antics with such a dramatic sigh thatâs too real because the frustration is, like ffs why canât we then, leaning his head back against his headrest like UGH]
Nancy: [when you had considered the possibility heâd stop and youâre still taken aback by it but trying not to act it, even if you miss a couple beats, shrugging as a response to what was wordlessly just said through his actions there because you know why]
Teddy: [take a sec to calm down and get yourself together as much as is possible given the state you were in just a moment ago and the fact youâre still lowkey covered in spit, this is gonna be an awkward car ride now for a while but at least the driver will get some peace]
Nancy: [just fold your arms like if youâre going to be grumpy then I will be as well, this driver is welcome for this reprieve but that is about it]
Teddy: [cue yâall ignoring each other until you get there and can get out of this car lol]
Nancy: [lmao how awkward, at least there are literal puppies at the end of this journey to distract from this energy]
Teddy: [my boo says try and stay mad, how can you? And sheâs so right for that, heâll shamelessly get distracted judging all these dogs and get her to join in]
Nancy: [casual dog show, you can get into that because we need you back on side without having to apologize and tbf letting you keep a literal dog in our house is a pretty good way to go about it]
Teddy: [mhmm, you can forget about this tension and awkwardness by uniting in being openly cunty about adorable puppies and slightly more subtly shady about the random person youâre getting this dog off cos love to mock everything including this personâs gaff, fashion choices, general lifestyle and demeanour etc as if yâall arenât also unbearable posh people making bad choices, ending up having a lovely time in spite of your moods when yâall arrived]
Nancy: [the casual state of yâall but do we care, no, can and will come for your life, soz random stranger, naturally getting won over by the dog you think is most handsome and impressive looking, nbd, actual guard dog energy]
Teddy: [I need to think of a name for this dog ngl am tempted by Rex cos it do mean king and not many peeps actually call their dogs that anymore, have to put my thinking cap on]
Nancy: [it does kind of suit, wouldnât be opposed, you keep thinking âI like him more than youâ cheekily as this dog is being taken to do whatever the person needs to do]
Teddy: [like, we canât really pick too cool of a name yâall are a bit basic, we know this and you name your child what is essentially yâallâs names mashed together so âyou canât alreadyâ like nope, I donât believe you]
Nancy: [this is true, hence Rex kinda works well for the purpose, grinning as you nod like sorry but I do âI love himâ]
Teddy: [fuck it, letâs do it, itâll be easy for her dyslexic ass to spell too so sheâs welcome âLiarâ like no you donât]
Nancy: [lmao truly âwhy donât you want me to love my son?â like lol let me be a good mother]
Teddy: [childishly and playfully throwing something that doesnât belong to him and belongs to this random person at her because no respect for anything âwhy do you want me to be jealous of my son?â]
Nancy: [gasping like well how RUDE but donât be mistaken, purely because it was thrown at us, not because it was thrown in general âI think that should be fairly obviousâ as youâre making an attempt to push him off whatever he is sat on]
Teddy: [actually pushing her off it instead with ease but catching her before she lands on the floor in the hottest move âequally as obviously, youâre going to be a terrible motherâ but saying terrible like heâs telling her sheâs going to be the best ever and heâs so here for it]
Nancy: [âyouâre trusting me with your childâ after the stunned silence of thinking you were about to fall on your arse only to be saved by this boy in a hot manner âso whoâs really bad?â quieter and flirtier about it, âcos you are gonna have to say this is your dog âcos Teddy canât be there when Grace arrives and he canât take it home so, unless the meet-cute became oh this is my flatmate Teddy btw lol]
Teddy: [âour childâ like a very necessary correction â& Iâll be there all the time to keep an eye on you bothâ as flirty but also just true, we all know he is gonna be there so much even when Grace is not]
Nancy: [âyouâre lucky Iâm not into thisâ said like someone who is totally into this lol, just taking a moment to appreciate how much you were just touching because had to to âsaveâ you]
Teddy: [touching her more whether thatâs her hair or clothes somewhere because the disarray of pushing her almost to the floor and then manhandling her is the excuse like the dog lady is gonna come back in and be horrified at the sudden state of her which I love given yâallâs shameless car antics and the fact he didnât once do this then]
Nancy: [tbf, this lady probably is horrified and who can blame her, youâre lucky you get this dog, she must be a puppy farmer in it for the cash in which case, fuck you maâam but that is not the point lol; point actually is that youâre just being the most in her house or whatever and unrepentant about it in all the ways, hence letting him do this graciously like thanks so much, heaven forbid I look a state]
Teddy: [âyouâre lucky I like you as much as I like himâ like youâre welcome for the fact you donât look a state now thanks to me, also like youâre welcome Iâm a better person/parent and like you my co-parent]
Nancy: [âthat doesnât feel luckyâ like no like me more because we donât care about being a hypocrite, even in this play scenario]
Teddy: [âdoesnât it?â feigning surprise that sheâs not buzzing about that and we have no clue how she really feels lol]
Nancy: [shaking your head and leaning on him even though Iâm sure youâre upright and stable again so you donât need to but you are]
Teddy: [âwell, how does it feel?â as if you donât know, looking down at her from yâallâs height diff, sounding and acting like such a dad rn]
Nancy: [âbadâ which is entirely undescriptive but helps as you are the child in this current scenario, pouting about it not even as a bit]
Teddy: [âif you want me to like you more, like me moreâ when youâre saying it casually as if you mean more than this puppy but we all know he doesnât just]
Nancy: [giving him the most tentative hug, as if the world is gonna stop spinning or something equally dramatic at this]
Teddy: [hugging her back but equally barely as if he canât possibly do even a tiny bit more back like the petty king he is, not because you too are afraid of being overwhelmed, no of course not]
Nancy: [âglad I botheredâ as you nudge him/yourself out of this hug moment yâall just attempted like lol, thanks so much but it is bants not like FUCK YOU]
Teddy: [âI am tooâ not at all like heâs saying Iâm glad I bothered too and entirely like heâs saying Iâm glad you bothered fr with more feeling than he let himself put into the hug]
Nancy: [looking at him, for just a moment, with as much sincerity because we do like you and weâre not trying to deny that entirely, gonna make this lady come back in with the dog so instead of saying anything else, you can just slip your hand in his without having to say anything about it]
Teddy: [I love that, give this handhold everything you didnât the hug because it feels safer somehow especially now this woman is here and we can pretend weâre doing it for the in love couple bit, hence keeping her hand in his for the entirety of what yâall have got left to do here until you can leave, only letting it go when you gotta carry this puppy to the new car that youâve ordered to pick yâall up]
Nancy: [love this for yâall, just looking at him and this dog getting in this car like am I going to need to get in the front or not]
Teddy: [when you blatantly donât want that to happen so making room for her even if it means the dog is literally all over you, also because itâs likely october as we said and she isnât gonna be dressed for how freezing it could be, especially now that it must be getting later, demanding this driver turns the heat up and giving her his jacket until the car warms up more so that she isnât cold, all like itâs nbd and not making a thing of it but]
Nancy: [when no one is ever nice to you because you are generally not a nice person and just a mess who only wilds, so it is definitely a thing but weâre also doing the nbd act here lest you know weâre here hugging this jacket around us for reasons other than being chilly]
Teddy: [catch him out here looking at her not even realising heâs smiling cos she looks adorable in that jacket, itâs fine, we can all pretend itâs the puppy who is being adorable whatever itâs up to]
Nancy: [Iâm sure the puppy is being cute âcanât believe we did thatâ as if this is the wildest choice youâve made when you wanna get this boy to propose to your cousin and fake plan a wedding just for the bit, but I get it, the dog is here and it is a thing now that is in front of you like hi, making it all realer]
Teddy: [âbelieve itâ as weâre encouraging this dog to sniff and lick her like hello and ILY without fully throwing it at her and risking ruining the lewk he picked for her to serve with for this lil outing because he would NEVER dare lol]
Nancy: [âheâs just like youâ as if this boy has ever licked your face, yâall wish but weâre allowing it âcos why not, now this pup is here to stay]
Teddy: [a smirk like a proud parent because he will claim that comparison if only cos heâd love to lick her face rn âheâs a good boyâ but because he canât lick her obvs, instead, gently wiping wherever the dog has, just to touch her]
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So, as a Simic Combine(?) guild fan, do you have a hybrid 'sona? If so, what kinds of critters are you made of besides the basic humanoid? Asking because someone's post about their character inquiring if others had alter egos; replied with a kind of Simic hybrid I've been mulling over.
They're an amalgamation of axolotl, chameleon, otter, squid and maybe some other critters. It's nothing that well developed in my head, but ruminating on it made me curious since you know about MtG and the Simics. Think they typically favor crustaceans, fish, lizards and mollusks experimentally, right?
In any event sorry for the randumbness. Take care & TTFN.
Hmm. I donât exactly have a defined Simicsona, but crab would have to be very prominent. Claws are the most recognizable crab part,[citation needed] so thatâs an obvious choice. I like where Growth-Chamber Guardianâs headâs at, with claws and an extra set of arms.
Otherwise, I like a ray aesthetic, and how could you say no to flying, or at least gliding?
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Todayâs final but-definitely-no-third-place fella is inked up, with a high half pomp and a more markedly shorter side part and possibly fazed disconnect ?? (Looking pretty clear cut on his right while left looks more fade like. Yes? No? Do you care? Probably not. But then why are you on a hair based tumblr?
Right. Of course. The hot half clothed hunks, semi naked studs, jacked up jocks, dapper dudes and dashing daddies, hair or bare, here and there, boy next door or bearded bear. Styles extreme, or simple and clean, so many to choose from as youâre scrolling your screen. At last youâre done, you found the right one, easy on the eye and undeniable appeal, forget the AI you prefer when theyâre real. Twitching and itching, now off you should head. As for me, Iâm again sleepless in bed. Impulsive insomnia and writings delirium fedâŠ. How did we get here? I forget what Iâve said. Dr Seuss better be taking appointments as these symptoms persist. Sorry, I delay and see youâre patiently flexing your wrist. Can you believe this prose was unplanned and spontaneously sprung, from some random part of an addled brain? Yes, right, sorry Iâm done. Thoughts concluded and clearly deluded I will bid you farewell. Last night is nearly this morning, oh bloody hell. So TTFN, what fun this has been. Go choke the chickenâŠah, you know what I mean đ
âŠ.and close parenthesesâŠ.)!!!
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bro shiro literally semi-raised him tf. whats going on here. don't know about u but i don't have a pressing desire to date my mom/dad/ older siblings.
isn't it well known that the creators of voltron very much intended shiro and keith to be a couple but then dreamworks execs had a very big meltdown about it? i thought that was general knowledge in the fandom world? all the actors, producers, writers, etc shipped them pretty publically - making their own fanart and commenting on them and getting the audience hype. as a casual viewer i wasnt involved in fandom but that was apparent.
as a ship they were on the road to being the next korrasami (which the same showrunners also historically created and paralled often). and they publically pushed super hard for rep in voltron but the CEOs said No. Mega Corp makes artists no-homo media all the time in varying strange ways, and id say 99% of ppl who like the shiro-keith dynamic see it through that critical thinking lens and void the poor narrative choices of the last seasons (which i barely watched btw and hardly remember but im answering this to emphasize the importance of context).
and wasn't it actually that shiro ended up his mentor at school in an academic sense? it was weird and Tragique and Homophobic what they did, tbh, and the showmakers themselves were super unhappy they were forced to do it when they were 100% on board with vocally attempting to achieve LGBTQ rep both in public interviews and narratively on the show. that's what is worthy of criticism: corporate capitalism gaslighting queer fans/ally artists, queer censorship, and then those crossed wires fanning the flames of truly off-base discourse like this exact ask.
so while im glad u dont have a desire to date your dad, i personally didnt need a cartoon to teach me that and enjoy media through a critical thinking lens while analyzing the real-life situation writers are put through by money obsessed corporations.
lol do i really have angry voltron stans in my inbox
#ask#anon#im sorry voltron discourse makes no sense#bc of the whole situation that happened to the showrunners#its just moot#shrug#take care ttfn#plus im not even really a fan
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I Finished Yellowjackets And I Must Scream
#I'm Team Lottie even seeing that last scene. what can I say I love every psychotic girl in horror.#and taking care of my dad after he lost use of his leg... god. that hit home.#I like younger Nat but older Nat is so boring in comparison like pleeeeease be interesting. Hill House did addict with PTSD better.#Jeff is so annoying I love his whole grown up prom king thing#how was Jessica that dumb tho. like with the whole ''I'll get the chocolates to your father thing'' I was like bby u about 2 die. ttfn.#the girls thinking Travis is hot tho... you've been in the wilderness less than a week it's too early for this.#the French scene tho. ''she's bad at French she shouldn't know this!'' you'd be surprised what a psychotic bitch can say.#anyway one of my favorite movies is in two languages I'm fluent in and the way they speak and then how it's translated is so good.#but she's literally just saying ici! ici! and if it's supposed to be shocking then maybe I. a dumbass. shouldn't understand.
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casually downloading sans' theme from undertale to meme the presser footage when it drops
#ok i am going to . take care of my meatsuit because hygiene is a thing and i can't just obsessively refresh pages on the web all day#ttfn <3
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Hello Beautiful People!
We got to see our little Embie today and they're so precious. đ We also got to see how strong the heartbeat is, it's just a little fluttering right now but everything is right where it needs to be. It's so nice to continue to get good news. I feel like this journey is often marred with sadness and disappointment that we just really needed some good news after all that's happened in our lives.
ttfn
Love yourself, Take Care of yourself
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i just listened to ver2 by jk n wow......... im rlly being fed so well i love him so much đđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
#im gonna go eat n say my prayers for everyone#i love u all so much đđđđđđđđđđđ take care!!!!!!!#im gonna go watch re 2 remake gameplays ... ttfn! (tata for now!)
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just to say Iâm off now- visiting my sister! Iâll be away until late Sunday so see you then!
#take care don't do anything Uncle Mod wouldn't approve of#which is to say please cause as much mischief as you like#ttfn#I'll be back with tales of how much I ruin my first Fate rpg experience#with a changeling that has amnesia
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