#t0ast talks

[t0ast-ghost]

Started watching severance last night with my mom and HOLY WOW every single shot of that is fucking beautiful, THE CINEMATOGRAPHERS, SET DESIGNERS, AND COSTUME DESIGNERS ARE INSANE LIKE WOW BRO

I point at every camera angle and just freak out. I state this with no insincerity: every single shot of this show is amazing.

The seemingly 80s/90s aesthetic but mixed with so many modern things is jarring in such an amazing way

Minor Spoilers for Severance under the line but nothing past the first episode and not much plot description (mostly just adoring the cinematography)

THESE ESTABLISHING SHOTS!!!

SCREAMING

THE USE OF ORANGES AND BLUES IN NOT ONLY MARKS HOUSE BUT ALSO HIS SISTERS (couldn't find a picture of marks house inside but I recommend watching it)

ALSO the fact that mark's work life and home life is not only mentally separated but physically since his house in on the other side of the river from his work.

the dinner party scene is so interesting because of how weird it is, but also it's use of rule of thirds, but whenever it head on focuses on characters it uses the offset symmetry with the lights and the characters head might be tilted or they might be skewed

The way they act in the office almost sometimes seeming comedic or at least carefree violently contracting with the sadness of their home life (also the interesting almost unreal tint to the office)

She scares me but she's got some coolass shots and also HIM he's cool

It's not fair how captivated I was watching this

Okay I'm done for now but I don't expect this show to get worse so there might be another dump at some point in the future. Also I didn't even rant about the story which is also amazing, but that's for another time...

I'd highly recommend this show just after watching the first episode.

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

more gay chair doodles

all the ppl who these sonas belong to i've already shown, so i'll just give names

Jailbird, Dreamy, Spoon, t0ast, Crow

close ups:

[jazzedjessi]

@c0sm1c-t0ast @godofautism

TOASTER TALK TO ECLISPE NOW OR ELSE GRRRRRR (I want u two to meet eachover :DDD say hiiii )

[toastingmyheart]

made a rp acc for toast .. my ramshackle oc

[ask-the-void-entity]

”…hI.”

Welcome! This entity- who seems to be unfamiliar with this place- would love to talk. you may send as many asks as you want! Go wild. I’ve already made sprites of him.

Entity: any, though preferred they/he/it.

Creator (me): she/he/it

Here’s some reoccurring things that may be triggering to some:

Eyes/eye contact

disassociation/depersonalization

memory loss/distress from not knowing things

I’ll add to the list if need be!

extra info under the cut:

Blog owner is @t0ast-t1me-88

…

Name: unknown

Species: unknown

Sex: unknown

Height: usually rests at 5’7, can vary

Weight: about 118 lbs, but may vary depending on the amount of [matter]

…

Temperament: rather quiet, and reserved, but can get agitated easily.

[end of notes.]

…

with all that said, THANK YOU to those who ask Entity things! Each ask, no matter how small, gives me a bunch of motivation to keep this going! I’m excited to see where this goes…

here’s some of the sprites, just for reference.

Honestly, they’re such a little guy :3

[t0ast-the-gh0st]

hey guys i made a blog where i’m gonna talk into the void so if you wanna stalk me or whatever :D

@t0ast-ramble

[idiot-mushroom]

I require a detailed list about the dilf au.

Ok so is the most simple way i can put this is that me and @moss-and-marimos as well as a deactivated mutual of ours are ancient turtle yokai living with humans when me and tottle (deactivated mutual) stumbled upon the turtle babies in which we are raising ourselves. Also @t0ast-ghost is their uncle/babysitter so that’s cool too.

Honestly it’s just a great way to talk to my mutuals by representing them dilf au art and then we’d talk for a lil. But yeah that’s abt it 👍

[realtouth]

ahhh tysm for the tag @moony-t0ast !!!

posting my lock screen, the last song i listened to, last pic i took and last pic i saved

me and my friends love this app called airbuds where u can see and react to what music ur friends are listening to, and i have the widget on my lock screen so i had to color out my friend amy’s last name 😭

bibi came out with a new song and it slays

me and my friends played softball at a park yesterday and this pic is my friend (face covered with an emoji lol) mid swing (note the softball high in the air lol, we had no pitcher)

and i saved a new Little Guy to put in my reactions folder 😌

i only made this account recently so i barely have any mutuals let alone ppl i talk to so i am going to tag @eponychium and @blackbeansenthusiast

[t0ast-ghost]

Okay television show creator you have the queer couple in an established relationship, but can you create a queer romance within your storyline? Can you create a “will they? Won’t they?” And actually follow through?

[jazzedjessi]

@c0sm1c-t0ast

@severalchain

Hey skibidis uhhhhmnjuhhhhree dont u both like tf2

(This is my attempt at trying gett u 2 to talk 2 eachover :3)

[zacharylwackary]

@waffled-iron @buttered-t0ast

I'm very bored someone talk to me

[three-green-waterbottles]

@t0ast-the-gh0st what’s pinky’s url? (yk who i’m talking about, i just don’t want to use their name)

project sensory issues: colorful autism

[mendesxruel]

𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒔 | 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧

summary: an evening at the library where you meet a boy :) p.s. it's todd

warnings: mentions of blushing, sounds (music)

You could hear a soft tune coming from the back of the library you had just walked in. It was a stunning sight, the place filled with books, and the sunlight hitting just the right spots to make the wooden shelves glow. The place wasn't very crowded today, so you felt free, in a way.

Now concentrating on the sounds you could hear, you were able to figure out that what was playing was a Beatles song. However, the record player was too far away for you to sort out the exact song that was playing.

Curious to know which one it was, you walked over to the last book shelf of the library, where the player was located at.

You spotted a boy standing in front of it, bouncing his head slowly to the rythm of what you could now know that was "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

As you approached him, he noticed you and turned around, blushing, hoping you hadn't seen what he had thought was an embarrassing dance.

"D' you like The Beatles?" you asked, trying to start a conversation with the beautiful blue-eyed boy.

Stuttering a bit, he answered, "uh... yes." He couldn't help but look down to avoid your eyes. An excuse would be that he was just analysing the beautiful wooden tiles, but in reality, he was just hiding the redness of his face.

After an awkward pause, he added, "do you like them?"

You smiled at him and nodded your head. You proposed sitting on one of the sofas at the library to chat around about your favourite band.

He hesitantly agreed, and you two talked for what seemed like an hour, but ended up being much more than that, when you noticed the now dark sky outside.

You had to leave, so you grabbed a small piece of paper you found on your pocket, and borrowed a pen from the librarian. You handed the boy, that you now knew was named Todd, the paper, where you had written your name and phone number, with a smiley face.

He smiled shyly as he read the information, and waved as you left, hoping this would be the first of many times he'd see you.

p.s. he definitely wanted to Hold Your Hand.

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[wheelsup]

<3 what if since you and spencer star your relationship together, of course you're the one driving the car, but when you it, you always place your hand on his thigh and he places his hand over yours and stay there all the way

you do it so much that this is how that the bau discover that you're together

Seventeen minutes. That was how long your hand had now been on Spencer’s thigh. Derek was watching from the back seat, timing it from the very moment he noticed it.

For years, the team had watched you and Spencer play that song and dance of two best friends. Close, almost to an inappropriate degree for friendship. The average outsider would have to assume that the two of you were in your honeymoon phase of a real relationship. To the team, that’s just how the two of you were.

But a few weeks ago, the team noticed a strange shift in the air. None of them could put a finger on it, but they all agreed something felt different. So while last week Derek would’ve seen that and chalked it up to another exhibit of your overly-close friendship, he now looked at it and saw something else.

He nudged Emily, who was angrily sandwiched in the middle between him and Hotch, for a second opinion. Before she could bite his head off for that elbow in her side, Derek tipped his head in the direction of the front seat. Her eyes followed.

Emily confirmed with a sly smirk exactly what Derek thought he was seeing. You had, in fact, just slipped your hand over Spencer’s leg and left it there. It looked like you didn’t even realize you were doing it. And then, only a couple minutes later, Spencer put down the map that he was reading your directions off of, folded it up in his lap, and slipped his hand over yours. Like it was a reflex.

They said nothing.

That happened only six minutes into the drive and they wanted to see how long it could go on. Even Hotch caught wind of what his other two agents were gawking at, and though he mentally refused to partake, he wondered which of the team was going to be right about you two.

He knew that Emily’s theory was that you’d been Reid dating in secret for at least six months. Penelope didn’t agree with that; she claimed Spencer would have to tell her about it. If not for the fact that they don’t keep secrets from each other, then surely because he would’ve asked for some dating advice.

Derek also disagreed with the secret relationship theory, but for different reasons. He had faith that Spencer had some pull when it came to dating – particularly, with you, because who else would laugh at his corny jokes like that? – but he didn’t believe Spencer was dating you. As much as it looked like it, and you acted like it, Derek thought that most likely, you were both too dumb to even realize you were in a relationship with each other.

There are no points for guessing which of the three were correct. It was, in fact, Derek.

Neither of you knew.

Looking back, you should’ve known given that you spent all of your free time with Spencer.

Going to the movies with Spencer. Going out to dinner with Spencer. Watching Spencer play chess in the park. Shopping for books with Spencer and eventually dragging him to the other stores in the mall and making him buy all the sweaters you thought he’d look good in.

You went on a thousand and one dates with him and never knew that that was what you were doing.

But at the very least, this one particular intimacy of yours was traceable to its origin. Technically, it started on the drive home from a visit to the Smithsonian, but the seeds were sown earlier in the day.

As you walked from one exhibit to another, Spencer squeaked out when some shiny object caught his eye. You could barely understand what got him so excited, so he quickly grabbed your hand and pulled you along to go look at it, sneakers skidding loudly against the tile as he tried not to run to it. When you got there, a little out of breath and still confused - it was just a hunk of metal from an airplane - you didn’t let go of his hand.

Instead, you mindlessly weaved your fingers with his and held it tighter, neither of you realizing you were still joined together.

It was only when you left did you think about it, in the brief second that you had to separate in order to get inside the car from opposite sides. Even then, it was awkward for only a moment. When you had to wiggle your hand free from his as you went around to the driver’s seat. He didn’t leave you to wonder for too long - as soon as you were buckled in, he took your hand again. Bringing it to rest on his left thigh, playing with your fingertips as he talked excitedly about the day.

And every day since then, he’s done the same thing. Get in your car, hold your hand. Mindlessly fidget with your fingers, or rub little patterns into the back of your palm, while he talked or just listened.

Whatever number this one took on the long list of intimacies you shared, it was just one you didn’t ever second-guess with him. Maybe it could be chalked up to the fact that it all felt so natural? That transition from just two coworkers to friends; from friends to best friends; and from that to… whatever this was.

This was the reason you didn’t ask questions. This was things like your hand on his thigh, his slipped on top, and his thumb tracing lazy circles over the back of your palm. Like spending all your time with him and having your own wealth of little habits. You didn’t know, either, if you and Spencer were dating, and you didn’t care. What you did know was that this made you happy, and that was enough.

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tagging other part of my taglist separately!

[t0ast-ghost]

RIP Hamlet, he would of loved the smiths and pronouns

[starchasing-cryptid]

thank you for the tag my love :)

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen? a picture of me and my friends at prom :)

🍫 Cheese or chocolate? mmm chocolate

✨ Do you have any nicknames? not really??

🎵 Last song you listened to? the moon will sing by the crane wives

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? yes i have :)

😏 Are you on discord? yep!!

 💛 Do you have any piercings? just my lobes atm but i want some more

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? uhhhhh i'd say the way they treat other people

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? ummmm probably chocolate chip

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? dog person for sure, still love cats though

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? earbuds

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud? "wow my memory is so bad"

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? we, as a society, do not know how eels have sex

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? morning person

🧸 Favorite place to nap? in my bed

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? ya

🦋 Describe yourself in three words. Just Some Dude

👖 Jeans or sweatpants? jeans

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order? i dont really get starbucks often

🧡 A color you can’t stand? neon yellow :/

💎 What’s your most prized possession? my taehyun photocard from blue hour

☕ Coffee or tea? teaaaaaa

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? big dodo bird fan

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? on this blog, probably nearly a year

🌴 Desert island item? idk. probably a knife or like matches

🐸 Describe your aesthetic. i am literally Just Some Guy

🔮 What’s your dream job? classics teacher!!

💙 Relationship status? in a relationship

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. my blue cardigan <3

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? uhhhh many

🤎 What color is your hair? black

💌 Do you talk to yourself? a lot, yes

💄 Do you wear makeup? sometimes

🌸 Best compliment you ever received? idk, my english teacher liked my writing

💞 @ your favorite blog. @fefifofae @ibrushmyteeth-donttellanyone @iheartmoons @iheartaris @siriusly-remu @apricusapollo @moony-t0ast

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

��� What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!