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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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"you're an adult, you can't get in trouble with other adults" < person who has never interacted with a cop, psychiatrist or landlord once in their life
#agreed but like.#you can't get in trouble *with* the guy in the store#or your co-worker#or the person taking your order at a store#there's still the hierarchy but you're not gonna get sat in time-out or berated in the same way as when you were a child#unless that person is an asshole in which case it's a them problem
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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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we should just do each others dishes more. there is no punchline at the end of this text post. dishes suck and they’re often the first thing that falls to the wayside when someone is depressed, or having a bad time, or just plain busy. i cannot tell you how many times i have just had my glass of wine or a joint standing at the kitchen sink - sure, we could sit on your couch, but if we’re just going to talk and vibe anyway, i might as well do these for you. it’s an act of simple love. i never feel more grateful than for the people who come into my home and share domesticity as friendship. it’s neither a burden nor a chore to help; theyre not my dishes. they’re yours. and we can do them together.
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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12 year old me could face any hardship and just be like. yeah whatever *ignores the problem entirely* *retreats to intricate self indulgent fantasy world where i’m an immortal demon lord*
#i wrote a book about this at second grade#i dont even think i did it very much i#never mind i did#i forgot
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12 year old me could face any hardship and just be like. yeah whatever *ignores the problem entirely* *retreats to intricate self indulgent fantasy world where i’m an immortal demon lord*
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