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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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elliespuns · 8 months
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What the heck, I'm gonna cry
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thebibliosphere · 2 months
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I still don't have any earbuds, so all I can hear from the next room is @mothman-etd typing frantically as he sets up the Hunger Pangs community page.
Which I am still not invited to, btw.
He's so excited to have other people to talk about my book with who aren't me 😂
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sickfires · 4 months
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when people talk about june i dont think theyre doing it right. they give her like cute pigtails and croptops and programmer socks and all these girly interests like makeup. no. she wears nothing but nic cage t-shirts and cargo shorts. she still doesnt know what a bra is. i dont think she's ever stepped foot in a bath and body works in her entire life. i think she uses 3-in-one body wash/shampoo.
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gen loss dump part 2 :]
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i have a gen loss playlist so the last two was me hitting randomize and drawing a pic based on the song before it finished. the second one technically isn’t that cause charlie’s inferno isn’t on apple music cause they hate me so it’s way more of the song out of spite because they wouldn’t give it to me.
#spotify is prolly better (definitely is for finding playlists i use spotify to find playlists still and then add those songs to my own lmao#but dad pays for a family apple music subscription and free music streaming is infinitely better then paying for my own spotify#also my wound reference i feel like i let him off easy from the seven foot tall wire security monster#but idk this was drawn a year ago idk what i was doing#like i agree w the vest just being REALLLL bad bruising and internal stuff but i feel like he had wayyyy more open area besides that to get#fucked up besides just his arms#but i guess since the wire monster also got turned off by the button since it didn’t immediately go at ranboo next then maybe that’s still#reasonable idk#generation loss#generation loss fanart#ranboo fanart#continuing my not spamming tags trend so even though i bc puls have tagged all three of them im not gonna#still posting this primarily for me and for everyone else second#OH THE OUTFITS ARE FROM MY PIN BOARDS#I MAKE OUTFIT BOARDS FOR EVERYTHING ITS SO FUN#LIKE EVERY FANDOM IVE POSTED HERE HAS ONE#ITS BAD#and then irl i wear sweats and t shirt lmao#i found mouse trap game board earrings#i spend too much time on those finding highly specific bullshit#the jrwi one is especially cringe cause i have a different section for all of the what ifs#and that shit lasted one (1) episode#also the full color drawing i’m so >:| about it#i need to practice coloring sooooo badly but i always get frustrated w it#i need to slow tf down idk#but thats also from nearly a year ago so
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4leaf · 2 months
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caught in the rain
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secondbeatsongs · 1 year
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if anyone's curious what adhd is actually like, twenty minutes ago I paused a video game to look up spoilers for it so I can get the Good Ending™, and yet now I find myself looking at pictures of anglerfish, with only vague memories of what happened inbetween these two points
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4/4/2024:
1 episode since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)
16 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005) (new record!)
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zombieapocalypse666 · 9 months
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Omggg
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vettelsvee · 4 months
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once again, appreciation post for our dearest britta roeske 😭🙏🥹
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📸: seen on twitter/x, if you know let me know!
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sandytrish008 · 4 months
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Fanart i did based on the third stage of Um Jammer Lammy "Baby Baby!/On Tuesday/After School Sale" with Lammy, Rammy and Parappa alongside Cathy Piller and Baby Bunny! 🐑🐏🐶🐛🐰
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tragedry · 7 months
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I feel like not a lot of people talk about how protective Tyler is.
This is the same guy who took it upon himself to do most of the house work when their dad passed and their mom couldn't, the same guy who has looked out for his sister ever since they were kids. he literally decided to focus on baseball not out of his love for playing the sport but out of necessity because it was the best way he'd get into a good school and get a decent job. this is the same guy who's dedicated his whole life into making sure his family is safe.
and what really gets to me is that this protectiveness stems out of his fear of losing what's left of his family. it's why he's built a wall to keep others from getting too close to him and his sister. he can't afford having anyone else to love and protect because he's also given up too much of himself to make sure his family is able to get through the day. and when he's forced to give their little semblance of normalcy up after their fucked up trip to savannah, he snaps. and i get that he's anger isn't always helpful, but that's his outlet. his fear for his and Taylor's life, not to mention how their situation is probably messing up his future plans and how their mom has no idea what's going on, like you really can't help but feel for this guy.
let's not even bring up the sheer and absolute horror that was episode 48....
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nocherrybombs · 4 months
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Food Safety is Always Important
Lumine: Thanks for inviting me to the House of the Hearth cookout, Lyney. I can honestly say that this is the most terrifying party I have ever attended.
Lyney: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Lumine: Is the Knave wearing a t-shirt that says "Fish fear me, women also fear me, everyone fears me, I am very scary"?
Lyney: We needed to find her something casual to wear and this is the best we could come up with on short notice.
Lumine: But why?
Lyney: Look, do you have any idea how unsettling it is to get served hot dogs off the grill by a woman in a three-piece suit?
Meanwhile, at the grill...
Arlecchino: I don't see what the problem is. It is meat, like steak, is it not?
Freminet: Father, please, I am begging you. Chicken tartare is not safe to eat. You have to cook it all the way through. The other children will get food poisoning!
Arlecchino: Food poisoning is nothing more than weakness leaving the body.
Lynette: It's definitely something leaving the body.
Paimon: For the first time in her life, Paimon isn't hungry anymore.
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princelancey · 11 months
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Begging the universe that Lance does something like this again
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fujii-draws · 1 year
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A Ghost fearing his own mortality… I feel like there’s supposed to be a joke here.
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(Small extras w/ these two) :(
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maxpadelchampion · 4 months
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so frat boy max verstappen is going to show up at charles’ party?
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