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nuka-cherries · 1 year ago
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Sweet Like Honey
Fandom: The Bear (2022) Pairing: Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto x Aurora Saltillo (oc)
A double Michelin star(s) award winning pastry chef, Aurora Saltillo is adjusting to a complicated world without her mother and without Mikey. Just when she is barely starting to see process in The Beef, Carmy takes over and enters her life again.
Carmy, the same rival from culinary school. Carmy, the same cold-hearted bastard from New York City who took her dream job. Carmy, the same one who ultimately broke Mikey's heart.
Simply said, Aurora can't stand Carmy; Carmy can't stand Aurora. And now, they have to work together.
It only gets more complicated from there. \\\ Latina OC.
Lindsey Morgan as Aurora Saltillo.
Thank you @thatone-brightstar for the cheering! ily!
Spotify soundtrack here!
AO3 Link here!
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Lindsey Morgan as Aurora Saltillo | Ming-Na Wen as Ming Saltillo     
Aurora Saltillo contemplated every decision she had made up to that point in time. 
Carmy was not a bad person. But when he got serious, he got serious. For Aurora, cooking and baking was fun. It was her joy. She made her own quinceañera cake when she turned fifteen. She catered meals for her family. Growing up with a Mexican biological mother and a Chinese adoptive step mother, she fully embraced both cultures and proudly incorporated both into her cooking. 
That was, until she disappeared for two years following a personal crisis and a major breakdown after her mother’s diagnosis. And COVID. Can’t forget that. At least at The Beef, no one questioned her disappearance. They were there for her, unlike the culinary scene in New York. The Beef had her back. 
Between losing her mother a month before Mikey’s suicide, there was too much going on for her to process anything. 
Now, the kitchen was cleaned up and it has calmed down. Well, more like it had burned out. 
Today was a fucked up day and those did not happen very often. 
Aurora was too amped up on adrenaline to cry in the freezer. She was too devoted to Mikey to leave. Mikey should be in the kitchen, cooking with them, calming everyone the hell down and cracking jokes and being silly.
So, she numbly took a step back, looking at the recipe for pure disaster.
One energy drink, two stars, three major breakdowns and four tragedies later, Aurora found herself here. In the middle of the aftermath of an angry kitchen. The online orders got fucked up. Everything got fucked up.
Syd walked out. Marcus walked out. Everyone was angry. Richie was bleeding. Everyone was pissed off. But ultimately, the day was over and they could all go home and leave the stress behind. 
Syd was not answering Aurora’s texts. Marcus sent her to voicemail.
It was a fucked-up day.
But at least there was tomorrow.
Aurora had cussed out Carmy in the kitchen once the last order was done. She kept it together. Then the onions had to happen. She fucked up an onion. She almost walked out. But she remembered where she was. She remembered who she was. 
And she cussed Carmy out to the point even his ancestors must have felt the shame.
She was angry. They were both angry. Frustrated. Hurt.
Richie tried to lead her to the cooler and tried to have her sit there for twenty minutes. She only made it for five. She was too angry to even feel the cold. 
“Nothing smart to say this time?”
Here we go…
It was going to be one of those exits, it seemed.
“Plenty,” Aurora said flatly. “Today was a fucked up day, Carm.”
“Don’t need the reminder.”
He did.
“No, you fucking do,” Aurora said. “You had two amazing chefs walk out on you today. Be lucky you didn’t lose three.”
“You were going to walk out too?”
“I was tempted.”
“Well, chef of the year goes to you.” Carmy exhaled the smoke.
Somehow, that was what got to Aurora.
“You know what? Do me a favor—no, do us all a favor—and go home, get the fattest fucking blunt, smoke it and chill the fuck out,” Aurora snapped. “Today was a fucked up day and your shitty attitude is what drove everyone apart. Mistakes happen! It happens! But you’re too much of a fucking egoistical perfectionist to realize it.”
“Yeah, I get it.”
Aurora ran out of steam. She let out a huff. “Fine.” She turned on her heels and began to talk to the train station.
“Wait.”
“What is it?”
“Marcus’s donut. It was…” Carmy trailed off. “It was good.”
A really weird olive branch.
“Of course, it was. Marcus made it.” Aurora tightened her coat. “Goodnight, Carmy.”
On a rough day like this, Mikey would have hugged her. Told her it was okay. He would have reassured her that everything was fine and to cool off in the cooler so she could get cooler.
Boy, did she sob at Mikey’s funeral.
She was broken. Everything was broken. Her best friend, lost and gone. The one who called her Rora. The one who called her the Little Lion, who liked to roar. Marcus held her in his arms for comfort and so she would not collapse again. Her mom, widow, held Richie’s arm.
She did not connect the dots about Carmy being the same Carmen from New York City, nor the same asshole from culinary school while at the funeral. She was too busy crying. She couldn’t compose herself for Richie’s sake, as much as she tried to tell herself to do so. All that was on her mind was Mikey. All she could process was Mikey. All she could think of was Mikey on the cold table. 
Richie didn’t blame her either. 
At his apartment after the service, she curled up with him on the couch on his lap, held each other in silence. Watched the Blackhawks game on low volume. Both of their eyes were swollen from crying. Throats numb from the sobs. He merely held her. Mourning for the same man who should have been alive. She fell asleep like that.
She woke up to Richie talking to Marcus in the middle of the night. About how he was worried about Aurora. About how he was in shock and felt like an endless nightmare.
Mikey stressed about The Beef. She knew that. She was the one sitting on Mikey’s desk trying to crunch the numbers on her calculator app on what supplies they could get in bulk from the dollar store. The Lion Perch, as she called it. She was an optimist. She was the one who was trying to fix it all alongside him. 
She was the one who was with Richie when they identified the body too.
A month later, she returned to work at the Beef to Carmy trying to fix everything. The same Carmy who took her dream job. The same Carmy who despised her in culinary school. 
Just like in New York City, Carmy was making it worse.
Her mom was in the kitchen watching the telenovela when Aurora got home.
“Ma, I’m home!” She loudly greeted.
“Hey baby!” Her mom greeted. “Dinner is ready. I made sesame beef.”
Aurora loved making dinner. It was one of her favorite meals to make, next to breakfast. But sometimes, her mom took over and unexpectedly made it. She said it was to vary the flavor. But Aurora knew it was to try to take the weight off her chest.
But her mom cooked something. She actually cooked! 
This was a win. This was a big win. Her mom rarely cooked after her mama’s funeral. 
“Fuck yeah! How was work?” 
“Shit,” her mother said simply. “But I survived. What about you?”
It was horrible. I miss Mikey. I miss mom. 
Instead, Aurora shrugged and laid her head on her mom’s shoulder. “I made it through.” She sat down at the kitchen table. “Come on, ma. I do not want to miss this part.” She gestured to sit next to her. 
At least there was tomorrow.
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tylers-toffoli · 4 years ago
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do y’all also have a crush on kim coates and tommy flanagan or are you normal?
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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me with kotkaniemi, @pitoftrash with lowry
I think my favorite thing about hockey as a fandom is that everyone seems to independently go “This specific idiot is my idiot. I have picked him out of the whole pile of idiots because he is special.” Criteria is different for everyone, but it’s something we’ve all kind of agreed to do. BUT at the same time, we look around our team(s) and agree, “Your idiot is also a very special idiot, and that’s nice. Here’s a picture of him.”
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unloveable-unreachable · 5 years ago
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You’re the One My Heart Wants- Chapter 7
Word Count: 3,196
Warnings: Swearing
Author: Me
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Headlines for the USWNT:
~~The USWNT World Cup roster announced. Many players from the 2015 World Cup return.~~
~~Ali Krieger added last minute to the World Cup roster, Jill Ellis happy with her team.~~
~~Will the defending champions hold on to their title?~~
Y/N POV
“Thank god Jill got her head out of her ass and added Ali. I was afraid she wouldn’t and that would’ve been another, yet again, Jill Ellis major fuck up,” Ash says over breakfast. I nod, agreeing with her statement while looking over at Ali. She smiled brightly at both of us before going back to eating her oatmeal. She wasn’t wrong. Jill could’ve really fucked up by not adding Ali, not like she hasn’t done it before as we all know. Ali almost didn’t answer her call because she thought it was a joke and she was tired of Jill’s bullshit. But Ali was happy to finally be back on the roster, and she definitely let us know it. She wanted to show Jill what she missed out on all these years and knowing her, she would. Even with all of the stress surrounding the situation and all the bullshit, I was happy. Me and my moms playing together again to secure another World Cup title. What more could I ask for? There wasn’t anything I could think of that could beat that, or at least anything that could come close to this feeling. 
It’s been a few days since my date with Alex, and I still haven’t told Ali and Ash. Not that our date went bad, believe me it didn’t. It’s just that Alex wasn’t ready to tell anyone yet, she wants to stay in our bubble for a little while longer while she figures out how to tell the team. So we’re keeping our relationship a secret, for now. I didn’t mind it. I wasn’t one to flaunt my relationships, the very few I’ve had, because it just puts pressure on the relationship and that only manages to fuck it up. I wanted to have Alex all to myself for as long as I can, knowing the media frenzy that comes with dating her and the lessened privacy that comes along with that. Our bubble was something I was happy for, so why mess that up? Keeping it a secret was hard though because we keep sneaking looks at each other at training and obviously talking more off the pitch than we had previously. I know we need to be more careful but I can’t help it, she’s fucking beautiful. How could you not stare at her? It’s impossible I tell you, impossible. She makes me happy and she says I make her just as happy, so I’m just going to keep respecting her wishes even if it means keeping our relationship a secret for a little while longer.
After breakfast, Ash loads up the car with all of our bags so we can get to the airport on time. I was riding with them because: one, I always travel with them if I can manage it, and two, Alex had already left for training camp the night before. Also because I hate flying alone, just a stressful situation I try to keep myself out of as much as I can. The whole ride to the airport we talked about who didn’t make the roster and their wedding planning. “So this is what the venue looks like, and this is where we’ll be standing for the ceremony,” Ali says while showing me pictures on her phone, “I’ll be standing on this side, and you’ll be standing next to me with Syd next to you. And then next to Syd --” I cut her off after hearing that last part, “Wait, wait...I’m your maid of honor?” She looks at Ash, who gives her a smile, before looking back at me. “Well yeah, why not? We haven’t really asked people yet because we’ve been so busy with the planning for the venue and everything else, but I want you up there with us. We want you up there with us. So I guess this is us asking you if you want to do it,” she says while giving me a smirk. I swear my heart grew five sizes on the spot, and I have to keep myself from tearing up. “Well of course my answer is yes, duh. There’s no way my answer would ever be a no. You guys have always been there for me through everything these past four years. You’re my moms. I want to be there for you two on your special day,” I practically yell at her, overly thrilled by their offer. She smiles at me with one of her big ass smiles and looks over at Ash, “See, I told you she’d say yes.” Ash starts laughing and we continue talking about their wedding as we walk to our gate.
“Y/N. Wake up, kiddo. We’re here,” Ash says as she pushed my shoulder when we pull up to the hotel. When I open my eyes I immediately regret the nap. We have training later when everyone gets here and I know I’ll be dragging the whole time, even though I’m still stuck doing light training for a few more days. Ash practically has to drag me into the hotel up to Jill and Dawn, groaning while trying to shake the sleepiness. When Jill gives us our room assignments, I literally wake up immediately after hearing who my roommate was. After getting my bags from Ash, I practically run up to my room, unlocking it to find my roomie, Kelley, on her bed. I drop my bags and immediately jump on top of my best friend. “Smalls!! I’ve missed you so much!” I yell as she lets out a loud laugh. “I missed you more, Biggie Smalls!” she yells back while trying to push me off of her. When I finally get off of her, our room is filled with laughter as we catch up after not seeing each other for two weeks. “So, how’s your head? Alex told me she banged you up a little in the locker room,” Kelley says from her bed while I unpacked my training clothes. I try not to let the mention of Alex affect me, but I pause a moment before answering. “Oh yeah, I’m fine. Just needed a few stitches, no big deal.” She accepts the answer, and we both start getting changed for training.
While we wait downstairs for the rest of the team, I’m pulled into a group hug with all of my best friends, except Kelley who was off with Allie somewhere. The hug is filled with ‘I missed yous’ and giggles. When they finally let me go, Sonny asks, “So tell me Y/N. Have you met anyone special in Orlando?” She wiggles her eyebrows at me and I notice all three of them, Sonny, Sammy, and Lindsey, staring at me waiting for an answer. Of course Sonny would ask me that, she was always concerned about my love life when I played in Portland. She was determined to find me a girlfriend, with the help of Lindsey and Sammy (when she was around). Why did they have to bring it up now and here of all places? My eyes widen and I look around the room, realizing Sonny’s question caught the attention of some of the other players around us. Others being Ali, Ash, Kelley, Allie, and of course Alex. I catch her eyes, seeing that she was worried that I’d tell our secret, before looking back at my nosey best friends. “No, Sonny. I haven’t met anyone, not yet at least,” I smile a little, knowing I had met someone but they’d never know, and they accept my answer. Or at least I thought they did. “Well I think I found someone for you,” Sonny says and starts talking about one of her friends on another club. I stand there awkwardly, trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible. “Alright kids, leave Y/N alone. Her dating life isn’t anyone’s business, especially not you three,” Ali says as she pulls me away towards the vans for training. Thank god for overprotective moms like Ali.
Training sucked, to say the least. I played great, well better than anyone should expect from light training, but Sonny and Lindsey wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. They followed me around the whole afternoon trying to get answers from me, which I brushed off every question like they weren’t there. When I finally managed to get away from them, I sit down on the side of the pitch to watch the remaining of everyone else’s training, which was just 2v2 drills. I watch Alex mostly, I mean can you blame me?? She was a great player, and she was fun to watch since she always managed to show up most of the team. Also because she’s the most beautiful thing to ever grace the soccer pitch. Since it was team drills I can look at her without anyone noticing, which was a perk to this light training bullshit. Alex notices me staring at her and gives me a quick smile and wink before focusing back on the drill. Like I’ve said before, we weren’t being careful at all. But literally no one was catching on to our flirting no matter how obvious we were being, so who’s going to stop us? At the end of training, while I was packing all my things into my bag I feel someone sit next to me. “Hey,” Alex says with a soft smile. I smile at the sound of her voice, and then I end up smiling bigger when I look at her face. “Hey, long time no see,” I answer back. “Are you okay? I saw you sit down over here all by yourself and watch the end of training,” she says with a worried look clear on her face. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just still doing light training for one more day before I can get these stitches out and get checked out one last time,” I answer while giving her a soft smile because I knew she was still sorry. She nods with a soft smile as we both stand up to go back to the hotel.
The team wanted to go out to dinner after training, which I wasn’t up for but Ash begged me to go with them. Who was going to argue with a begging Ashlyn Harris? Not me, that’s for sure. I was just happy that I packed my sleeveless suit (that showed off most of my tattoos, hidden and not hidden, perfectly) just in case we went out to eat, and that Ash had enough jewelry to ice up the whole team. I start getting ready, making sure everything was taped down. We don’t want anything accidentally popping out now, do we? I check myself out in the mirror just to make sure I looked decent enough to go out with 22 beautiful women, especially my girlfriend. I fix my hair one last time before meeting Ash and Ali in Ash’s room. “You look fucking sharp, Y/N,” Ash says, giving me approving looks. She was also dressed in a suit, her’s a dark grey and mine black, and wearing a significant amount of diamonds. We were probably the only ones in suits, but we didn’t care because we looked fucking good. Ali smiles, agreeing with Ash’s statement. As we walk out in the hallway, Ash is asking me about my new tattoo on my sternum and if it hurt like her’s did, which of course it did. The three of us are met in the hallway by Kelley, Allie, and Alex. And to say she looks beautiful would be a hell of an understatement. She was practically a Goddess in every way. She was in a black dress that fit her in all the right places, and her hair was down and wavy. The whole combo made it hard for me to control myself from kissing her right there on the spot. She notices me staring, and smiles a little before moving everyone’s attention to Ali and Ash, the happy couple. I try to focus on something other than Alex as we head downstairs to the restaurant.
When they finally seated us, I’m sitting between Ali and Alex. We’re screwed if either of us starts drinking, secrets aren’t easily kept when drunk. And we both were known for being VERY open while drunk. The night goes on without any slip-ups or indications we were hiding something, even though we kept catching each other staring a little too long at the other. Thank god. Most of the conversations around the table were either about our chances in the World Cup or personal conversations that only a few knew about. It was nice being around all of the girls again, it’s a good feeling knowing that no matter what happens between our clubs in the NWSL we all had each others backs no matter what. Near the end of dinner, Crystal pulls half of the team to the dance floor and of course Ash was the first one out there, dragging Ali with her. That meant they would be gone for a while, so I could finally be ‘alone’ with Alex. When they leave Alex whispers, “You look really fucking good, by the way.” That one sentence causes me to turn bright red. I turn to look at her and she gives me a goofy smile, knowing what she just did. I roll my eyes at her, and whisper back, “You look beautiful, Al.” We take what short amount of time we have left before our friends came back to stay in our little bubble for a moment. It’s the most time we’ve spent around each other since we got to training camp, and I was soaking every second in. I squeeze her hand under the table as everyone else returned to the table.
I manage to get away from the group when they mention more drinks, of course Kelley was the one with the idea. I knew drinking wouldn’t help my head ‘injury’ or keeping mine and Alex’s secret, so I told Ali I was heading out. She frowns before letting me leave before Ash noticed. I leave Alex with the group with an upset look covering her face. I hated to leave her, but I was over all of the drinking and just wanted to get in bed. I was glad to be away from everyone for a moment since they make me extremely anxious because you never know what they’ll do next. I’m pulled out of my thoughts when someone calls for me to hold the elevator, which I do. To my surprise, it’s Alex who gets on the elevator with me. Thank god. “Hey, you,” she says as the doors close, giving me a hug. Fuck, I didn’t realize how much I missed her touch till now. “Hey,” I say with my head nestled in her neck. I pull away and look into her eyes as I smile at her, completely happy in the moment. I lean down, placing my hands on her cheeks, and kiss her softly. She recuperates and slides her arms around my waist. The kiss is short but passionate, to say the least. We pull away from each other as the doors open and walk out of the elevator. Once we see that we’re alone in the hallway, Alex laces her fingers in mine. “So are we counting tonight as a date, or do I still owe you a second date?” Alex says with a laugh. “A date that was supervised by our whole team? Could’ve been better, I didn’t even get to hold your hand till now. So that ‘date’ was a bust,” I say with a small laugh, “No, this time I owe you the date. If we can manage it, I want to take you out on our off day in two days.” We stop outside my door while I wait for her answer, which naturally doesn’t take too long. “Of course I want to go out with you if we can get away from everyone. I’ll make sure I’m free,” Alex says before kissing me again. I smile as she pulls away because she immediately looked around the hallway since she forgot to look before kissing me. I laugh while trying to get her attention. “Do you want to come in for a minute? Kelley shouldn’t be back anytime soon if you want to, but if you don’t want to risk it I --” I’m cut off by a very drunk Ash and Kelley calling my name from the end of the hallway, being led by a very annoyed Ali. Alex groans and steps back from me towards her room across the hall.
“Y/N, you missed soooooo much,” Kelley slurs when she reaches me in the hall, as I wave goodnight to my moms, “Oh hey, Alex. When did you get here?” Alex looks at me for a moment before dealing with Kelley. “I didn’t feel like drinking, me and Y/N were talking about training since she missed the last part of it,” she says to Kelley. She accepts the answer before saying she needed a shower, leaving us alone in the hallway again. When I look at Alex, she has an apologetic look on her face. “What’s wrong?” I ask, stepping towards her. “I’m sorry for putting you in this situation,” she starts with tears forming in her eyes, “I hate keeping us a secret, too. I’ll tell them soon, I promise.” She was crying now. I pull her into a hug, rubbing small circles on her back trying to calm her down. I knew how hard all this was for her and I didn’t want to pressure her into something she wasn’t ready for, especially since I haven’t come out to the team yet either. “Alex,” I whisper trying to calm her down, “It’s okay, don’t cry. You don’t have to rush and tell them just because you think it’ll make me happy. I’m already happy with you. If we have to keep this a secret for however long you need, then I’m okay with that.” When she looks up at me I can see that the tears have stopped, and there’s a small smirk forming on her face. She looks to her left then her right before leaning up to kiss me. I can feel her desperation behind the kiss, so when I kiss her back I put as much passion and comfort into it as I possibly can in a short amount of time. I pull away first, seeing in her eyes that she didn’t want to stop. I wipe away a stray tear from her cheek and give her a smile. I step back to my door, looking back at Alex who looked like she wanted to follow me into my room.
“We’ll talk about it more tomorrow, okay?”
To Be Continued
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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Hockey Teams As Muiscals
me and @alowsyplayer17 got bored so we made this... this was fuelled my iced coffee and a three hour drive from Montreal
HEATHERS - TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS
Veronica Sawyer - Zach Hyman
JD - William Nylander
Heather Chandler - Auston Matthews
Heather Duke - Fredrick Andersen
Heather MacNamara - Mitch Marner
Martha Dunstock - Morgan Reilly
Ram Sweeney - Kasperi Kapanen
Kurt Keller - Tyson Barrie
LES MISÉRABLES - MONTREAL CANADIENS
Jean Valjean - Shea Weber
Enjolras - Jonathan Drouin
Grantaire - Brendan Gallagher
Combeferre - Joel Armia
Courfeyrac - Artturi Lehkonen
Gavroche - Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Marius - Carey Price
ft. Claude Juilen as Javert
BE MORE CHILL - CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS
Jeremy - Dylan Strome
Michael - Kirby Dach
Christine - Alex DeBrincat
Rich - Patrick Kane
Jake - Jonathan Toews
Jenna, Brooke and Chloe - Andrew Shaw, Brent Seabrook, Brandon Saad
The Squip - Duncan Keith
BOOK OF MORMON - WINNIPEG JETS
Elder Price - Mark Scheifele
Elder McKinley - Adam Lowry
Elder Cunningham - Blake Wheeler
ft. Connor McDavid from the Oilers as Jesus
DEAR EVAN HANSEN - COLORADO AVALANCHE
Evan Hansen - Cale Makar
Connor Murphy - Gabe Landeskog
Jared Kleinman - Erik Johnson
Zoe Murphy - Nate MacKinnon
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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@alowsyplayer17 this is us in any given situation
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mood
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tylers-toffoli · 4 years ago
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actual conversations @alowsyplayer17 and i have had (sometimes i wish i was joking)
were we team zack or cody?
why we think adam lowry is a bottom
the long running saga of drake bell and how he’s aged like fine wine
why rafael barba from svu is attractive and y’all are just too scared to say it
ryan from achievement hunter and his modeling when he was younger
the debate if brayden point would look good in yellow plaid pants
me yelling into the void and also in her general direction about this dude i’ve been pining over
syd’s coworker and her almost dying because he winked at her
how we think matthew gray gubler is actually a wizard because he doesn’t age
ben fankhauser as a whole
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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IN HONOUR OF IT BEING @alowsyplayer17’s BIRTHDAY TODAY
here’s a bunch of out of context texts between the two of us. have fun guessing what the fuck we’re talking about
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i love this bitch a lot so please go wish her a happy birthday :’)
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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i was listening to Short Kings Anthem while texting babey right wing and lost my shit because i realized the accuracy
i snapped @alowsyplayer17 nearly crying from laughter
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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me and @alowsyplayer17 starting our hockey podcast...
suggestions for pastimes without new hockey:
get into graphics: edits, gifs, headers, icons
research your favorite players (”konecny” is a croatian name!)
read hockey history
watch old game highlights
write rpf if that’s your thing (AUs & happy-place fluff encouraged)
memes memes memes memes memes. categorize your team as avatar benders, as pokemon, as cryptids, as ____, go wild
like yeet yourself fully into technical shit so you can talk strategy like an old white hockey man with the worst of ‘em
groupchat anarchy
hockey stats for what we REALLY care about: who fishes, who golfs, who is allergic to shirts, who requires surgical removal from camo, who can’t dress themselves (cough andre burakovsky), distribution of rising signs by team
make dumb lists like this one
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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petition to get all the musical hockey players we’ve been talking about to actual perform as their characters
it’s the LEAST they could do in this trying time
i want to hear wheels yell about giving me a free book about jesus, i want kaner to scream “ITS FROM JAPAN”, somehow i need auston to say “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” and jesus fucking christ someone put jonathan drouin in a waistcoat. like right the fuck now.
i’m sorry if none of this makes sense to anyone, but i highly recommend listening to the musicals i posted about and imagine the boys i paired with them while doing so. you’ll thank me
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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for the sporting hockey players, flyers and penguins please!!!
i’m so happy that someone asked for the flyers because i love those boys sm
@alowsyplayer17 you seeing this? we got our work cut out for us
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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i like to call this: me and my friend ava are going to a Habs and Hawks game in January and @moonlightdonato is offering us support
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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we are WAY too chaotic for our own good
and yes, for me this is about cute goalie boy and babey right wing
can someone please tell me why both @bitchasslowry and i have hockey boys but will never tell them we like them?? this is getting out of hand
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tylers-toffoli · 4 years ago
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So I came across the post where you show the wild texts between you and Syd and I think we are sorely lacking a part two?
oh you ask and i shall deliver. here i expose @pitoftrash on the daily
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you are very welcome (bonus points if you can figure out who we are talking about in the first pic)
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tylers-toffoli · 5 years ago
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hEy it’s me! guess what! i love you a lot!
hey! syd! i also love you a lot!
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