#swiss guards

[illustratus]

Storming the Tuileries, 10 August 1792 (detail) by L. Bang and O. Lorch

[dreamlogic]

@sleepnoises reach into your local dirt where you may find a friend and boy

[jovianwishes]

Switzerland as the Swiss guard 🇨🇭⚜️

[canisalbus]

I think you answered this earlier, but are small dog breeds shorter than big or medium dog breeds in this universe?

Small dogs are usually on the shorter side of average and bigger breeds tend to be taller, but the difference isn't massive, they're all within the range of normal human height variation.

[anyawzy]

i took a pause from VfV because life got busy and why did no one tell me they confirmed that THE SWISS GUARD WAS INTO RENÉE??

[astrrrx]

i cant escape this fandom. SIIIIIIGH. have some swag + others..

[liesmyth]

Pope overheard the Swiss Guard talking shit, asked what they meant by that phrase, they lied, and now it's everyone's problem

the Swiss guard WOULD... tbh frankly in my experience most people in Italy who say “frociaggine” are in fact froci themselves. I choose to believe one of these seminaristi froci grew up to become the pope's assistant

[foxtrotsigma]

Operator Luce. Callsign Pilgrim. Swiss Guard.

[californiastatelibrary]

You might think these Renaissance uniforms occupy the realm of yesteryear, but you'd be wrong! These are the costumes of the Swiss Guards who guard the Pope/Vatican still today! They recruit Swiss unmarried Catholic men between 18-30.

[awnowimsad]

I saw Mendely's Vatican Miku and I had a flash of inspiration.

Behold: Swiss Guard Miku!

With this, Vatican City probably has more themed Mikus than some small countries where people actually live 👍

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Caption this.

[victusinveritas]

June 1944: American soldiers converse with a Swiss Guard man at the Vatican in Rome.

[ask2ps]

i made interps of 2p liech and 2p swiss so many years ago but never posted em... not sure where the files are now. >__< but i finally am working on the new ones lol. i know that 2p swiss and 2p liech arent as popular, but theyre one of the few i have an Actual history planned out for.

tldr: the worlds ultimate paranoid germaphobe and his creepy little sister, who is armed with lysol wipes and also a Gun

[moony-ghoul]

my organs shifted

[stereax]

boyfriends.jpg

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

I like Jessica is self-aware enough to realise she's bordering on Mary Sue territory. Imagine disguising as a Prince's mother to hear into the negotiations, fail horribly enough to piss Adam and stress Richard, and then shatter a 300-year-old stained glass as a distraction while you run away. Then have not only get friendzone by Adam after you friendzone him and then shag the young Prince who obviously is not plotting against his older brother. Messy messy Jessica 🤣