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Storming the Tuileries, 10 August 1792 (detail) by L. Bang and O. Lorch
#tuileries#palace#swiss guards#french revolution#art#france#french#swiss#swiss guard#lucerne#switzerland#monarchy#history#europe#european#ancien régime#royalty#royal#royals#royal family#nobility#revolution#painting
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I think you answered this earlier, but are small dog breeds shorter than big or medium dog breeds in this universe?
Small dogs are usually on the shorter side of average and bigger breeds tend to be taller, but the difference isn't massive, they're all within the range of normal human height variation.
#for example many of the Swiss guards are Swiss mountain dogs so they're tall and sturdily built#Vittorio has lap dog energy#Vasco and Machete are taller than average#answered#anonymous
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Switzerland as the Swiss guard 🇨🇭⚜️
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Pope overheard the Swiss Guard talking shit, asked what they meant by that phrase, they lied, and now it's everyone's problem
the Swiss guard WOULD... tbh frankly in my experience most people in Italy who say “frociaggine” are in fact froci themselves. I choose to believe one of these seminaristi froci grew up to become the pope's assistant
#genuinely. straight people DO say frocio as a slur#but everyone I have ever heard using derivate words (frociaggine frociarolo frocerie etc) is 100% definitely Not Straight#I am MASSIVELY curious where he picked it up#anyway I think it's hilarious#also let me say. as someone who enters the vatican like at least once a month I have so much beef with the Swiss guard#I'd believe them capable of anything#also as a Rome local. yes some priests are on grindr. ask me how I know (frociaggine)#ask#anonymous#popegate
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You might think these Renaissance uniforms occupy the realm of yesteryear, but you'd be wrong! These are the costumes of the Swiss Guards who guard the Pope/Vatican still today! They recruit Swiss unmarried Catholic men between 18-30.
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i took a pause from VfV because life got busy and why did no one tell me they confirmed that THE SWISS GUARD WAS INTO RENÉE??
#romance club#rc vfv#vying for versailles#rc swiss guard#rc renée#i am a proud alexandre girlie#but the things I'd let the swiss guard do
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I saw Mendely's Vatican Miku and I had a flash of inspiration.
Behold: Swiss Guard Miku!
With this, Vatican City probably has more themed Mikus than some small countries where people actually live 👍
#my art#vocaloid#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#vatican miku#vatican city#swiss guard#ignore the fucked up halberd <3 i dont fucking know how to draw#stuff i made
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Caption this.
#you could make a meme out of this#meme#ex catholic#catholic#caption this#catholic priest#swiss guard
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i made interps of 2p liech and 2p swiss so many years ago but never posted em... not sure where the files are now. >__< but i finally am working on the new ones lol. i know that 2p swiss and 2p liech arent as popular, but theyre one of the few i have an Actual history planned out for.
tldr: the worlds ultimate paranoid germaphobe and his creepy little sister, who is armed with lysol wipes and also a Gun
#(in tears) and they were adopted siblings...#hetalia#2p hetalia#2p liechtenstein#2p switzerland#not an ask#switzerland: liech PLEASE dont kill anyone. ur going to get blood everywhere... [pause] ALSO ITS WRONG#liech: T_T okey..#i took the implications of swiss isolation + the home of the red cross and went nuts..#oh? medical themes? AND isolation? youre kidding me. i can do so much with him.#and as for liech... in a world like 2p where cruelty isnt just inevitable; its EXPECTED#for her to be saved... to have nothing to give to be worth nothing at all... and to be saved...#i think. switz's kindness hits a lil harder in this world#so shes like his scrappy little angry hate-filled guard dog chihuhua thing.#she is filled with hate yes.. but also love. <3#idea: switz has pity for humans but not like. good pity. he is sad that humans die so much so he does charity and red cross and peace work#but he has no respect for humans whatsoever... and not even nations to an extent tbh... those who mimic humans at least#ie those who are prone to human traits... childishness and indulgence and violence and ego and whatnot...#ok enough talking
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my organs shifted
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#i am NOT okay about this!!!#the swiss guard of new jersey#just a first overall doing first overall things#nico hischier#it's timo time#timo meier#occupation: professional dougie handler#jonas siegenthaler
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Limbus Company (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cathy/Heathcliff (Limbus Company) Characters: Heathcliff (Limbus Company), Cathy (Limbus Company) Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Slice of Life, Established Relationship, how is it established youd like to know well. its like if two married people werent married, Kissing, just kissing yeah that is the plot, also not That relevant but trans flag emoji u know me by now Summary:
Nobody accosts a stranger in Association uniform, no matter how exhausted he looks or how terrible his headache is, which is a real blessing after a day of extra shifts: he parts with Rodya at the streetlight, makes the last turn alone, then he’s up the stairs’ and at the front door, and there’s some peace. Or is there?
im back to terrorize the tags.
#bell.txt#heathcathy#cathycliff#silliest fucking alt....swiss guard looking ass lol...#ok i'll go fight mohg or some shit now#limbus company#I'LL TAKE IT OFF THE MAIN TAG IN A DAY AS USUAL DW#wiring
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Operator Luce. Callsign Pilgrim. Swiss Guard.
#vatican#sig sauer#tactical#catholic#catholiscism#swiss guard#christianity#christian faith#anime gilr#anime#cute#yellow#green#white
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There really is a whole genre of Napoleon standing in the Tuileries looking nonchalant during the French Revolution artwork
#Napoleon shitposting#Napoleon#napoleon bonaparte#Bonaparte aux Tuileries - 10 août 1792#Maurice Réalier-Dumas#19th century#napoleonic era#first french empire#napoleonic#french empire#frev#1792#french revolution#la révolution française#Tuileries#Tuileries palace#Swiss Guard#napoleon memes#Napoleon meme#history memes#history meme#France#France memes
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the formatting on this one is a little bit weird on mobile but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SET UP FOR FAILURE: Fingerprints | Wrongfully Arrested | "I warned you."
CW: Talk of death (no explicit content), prisons and strangulation (implied)
Whumpee is being blackmailed, and Whumper tells them to "meet up" at a certain spot in a deserted alleyway. Whumpee, having no choice, walks right into the trap and a murder case. Unbeknownst to Whumpee, Whumper also notified the police of some suspicious activity in that very area. The police officers just happen to round the corner to the alleyway to find Whumpee, with blood on their hands and their fingerprints all over a dead body...
"I warned you. Get in my way, and this is where it gets you."
Every time Caretaker visits Whumpee in jail, they always seem to look a little worse for wear, with them usually limping over to their seat or hunching over more than normal. Whumpee always tries to play it off, but Caretaker can still sense that something isn't right. It all comes to a head when one day, Whumpee walks in with the deep grooves of handprints on their neck and wrists.
i actually really struggled with this prompt list as prison whump is something i've never really explored before (─.─||)but i hope i did it justice!! see you tomorrow for day 4!! :D
#whump#whump community#whump prompt#whumpblr#whump ideas#whump prompts#whump prompt list#swiss writes whump#whumptober#whumptober2024#no. 3#set up for failure#fingerprints#wrongfully arrested#i warned you#blackmail whump#blackmailed whumpee#framed whumpee#prison whump#prisoner whumpee#prison guard whumper
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everything I've been forced to learn about hygiene and toilets at Versailles since I joined Twitter is against my will
I mean it's good information to have and I'm excited to actually finish this Super Long Article About How Yes Versailles Had Toilets and Bathrooms And No It Wasn't Normal to Pee or Poop on the Floor and Yes Louis XIV Bathed Damn It
and yes I learned it of my own choosing instead of ignoring the myths
but still
still
#I did learn that you really didn't want to have an apartment near the Swiss Guard latrine#smelly smelly.
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