#swiftie phannieism

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I am very proud of Phil for knowing about the Taylor’s Versions, educated swiftie king

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Phil taking so long to get Taylor how dare you do you not know she wrote half her discography about you and Dan

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I truly believe that nobody thrives like people who are both phannies and swifties in 2024 thrive, like we truly never lose our faves are at their absolute peak right now and we get to just sit back and enjoy the content

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Since dnp are gonna be touring the US around the same time as Taylor is doing her second Eras leg in the US I desperately need them to call Taylor up and get their asses over to the eras tour

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I really desperately need to see sister daniel do a drag performance of don’t blame me by taylor swift I think it would change my life

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those ig stories are giving folklore

Swiftie brainrot is so real cause I thought the exact same thing when I saw it lol. that foggy forest is so folklore coded I feel like they saw us talking about peace and decided to dramatically walk around a forest

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I’m forever grateful that dnp returned before the release of TTPD cause I fear that hearing So Long London during the hiatus would’ve been my 13th reason

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please yap more about taylor swift and dnp I genuinely think she wrote half her discography about them! It was like an epiphany after listening to the archer for the hundredth time, I realized it's soooo dnp coded!!! The room is on fire invisible smoke I never grew up it's getting so old HELP ME HOLD ONTO YOU. The echoing They see right through me they see right through me...

Omg the archer wasn’t even on my playlist but you’re so right it’s so them! And yeah I agree so much of her discography feels like it’s written about dnp it’s crazy. I like to believe that she caught the vibe that one time she met them and has just been writing about them ever since lol. Like how do you write songs like invisible string and not think about them

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how about sweet nothing now that we're in a swiftie mood I can't stop

Idk if you want me to truly get into a swiftie mod cause I am truly the most swiftie phannie ever. Like these are the two things I’m most annoying about I have a Spotify playlist of like 50 songs dedicated to dnp coded Taylor songs I could talk about this for hours

Sweet Nothing is such a good one it’s so them. “They said the end is coming, everyone’s up to something, I find myself running home to your sweet nothings. Outside they’re push and shoving, you’re in the kitchen humming, all that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing”

I’ll add some personal favorites from my playlist, I have many more thoughts about Taylor songs that relate to them cause there’s so many and I have a lot of thoughts but I’ll keep it brief with a couple lyrics from a couple songs

Timeless - “I believe that we were supposed to find this. So even in a different life, you still would’ve been mine we would’ve been timeless.” “I’m gonna love you when our hair is turning gray. We’ll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we made, and you’ll say oh my we really were timeless”

You are in love - (this song makes me sob regardless it’s so sweet but then if you listen to it from a dnp lens it’s just devastatingly sweet) “You can hear it in the silence, you can feel it on the way home, you can see it with the lights out, you are in love, true love.” “One night he wakes, strange look on his face, pauses then says “you’re my best friend” and you knew what it was, he is in love”

Call it what you want - (genuinely to me this is THEIR song like it’s perfect) “My baby’s fit like daydream walking with his head down, I’m the one he’s walking to. So call it what you want, yeah call it what you want to.” “All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm, he built a fire just to keep me warm” “and I know I make the same mistakes every time, bridges burn, I never learn, at least I did one thing right.”

Lover - (sometimes I imagine them slow dancing to this in the phouse) “Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years? Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever? Take me out, and take me home. You’re my, my, my, my lover” “And you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me, and at every table I’ll save you a seat, lover”

If anyone else has more input or wants me to yap about this in more depth then lmk cause this is exactly my niche

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WE’RE GETTING AN ANOTHOLOGY VINYL!!

Happy one year of dapg to swifties specifically we are thriving

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Listen to Long Live by Taylor Swift if you want to cry a little more on this fine evening

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If they go to the eras tour, the whole time they'll be like is this play about us

Honestly, they’re gonna be wondering if their 2 min meeting back in 2013 affected her more than they realized cause she’s been writing about them ever since

I’m just picturing them very adorably swaying to lover together, singing love story to each other, dan feeling very called out by mastermind, they would have a blast I know it

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a call it what you want x phan edit would be the death of me

I really wish that I was any good at making edits cause I’d love to make a call it what you want edit it’s literally their song like taylor wrote it for them actually she told me herself