#sweet bro and hella jeff and the quest for the missing spoon

[badlydrawnsbahj]

whys there so many of him

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

why doe2nt he ju2t get a new fuckiing 2poon ii2 he 2tupiid or 2omethiing ??????????

[protohay]

seeing talk of telling ppl to read homestuck… you should ALSO read sweet bro and hella jeff. Unfortunately it has gross bullshit but i feel like its an important part to reading homestuck

I also recommend reading the book: quest for the missing spoon. It’s not related to homestuck in the slightest but its THE best sbahj media in my opinion. it has its flaws but overall much more enjoyable.

Theres also Paradox Space, which you should be reading if you decide to read Homestuck. It has funny sbahj stuff too and its just nice

[literallyn01imp0rtant-the-sec0nd]

why are there fucking divorce papers in here, Hussie

[thewebcomicsreview]

Andrew Hussie, KC Green, and Dril are making a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book because everything is terrible and bad. 

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this.

[omegapausestuck]

Here it is! The first Let’s Read of The TIMELESS CLASSIC; Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and the Quest for the Missing Spoon, Narrated by the Rose-tongued Demigod that is Eli House.

[dedicatedfollower467]

so i have now seen the glorious thing that is the hardcover sweet bro and hella jeff book and folks, it is an absolute fucking masterpiece

find someone who has a copy so you can stare upon its majesty, please

it is so incredibly, amazingly calculatedly bad, it is the concept of sbahj in corporeal form. the cover is cut crooked. it literally feels bad to look at it. there are shitty, hilarious, ridiculous coupons for stupid shit attached randomly throughout the book.

the actual form for divorce papers in massachusetts is in the book

more than HALF the book is blank pages hollowed out with an actual metal spoon inside it.

there are no less than FIVE glittery ribbon bookmarks

it is my sense of humor, in absolutely every sense of the word

[homestuck-info]

News From The SBAHJ Kickstarter

A new post has been made to the kickstarter, confirming that production is complete and the books are ready to ship:

“We have the books. We have the fidget spinners. We have the barbecue sauce. It's time to mail these bad boys to you.“

They tell us that emails will be sent soon with details on collecting shipping addresses and selling add-on items, such as pins or extra books, including a number of older Homestuck shirts leftover from the distant past. 

[heyashthisisstargetontheserver]

If Quest for the Missing Spoon is better or even as good as Cool and New Web Comic, I will record myself dancing with hams.

Seriously-- if you want more SBaHJ content, go check out CaNWC. I promise you it is the BEST post-Homestuck fanwork I’ve ever seen, and it carries on the spirit of both Homestuck and SBaHJ in a way no other fanadventure has.

[kcggggg]

You’ve probably already heard of it, or you might not have or not even believe it, but it’s true. Andrew Hussie, Dril, and myself worked together to create for you a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff graphic novella where Sweet Bro goes on a quest to find his missing spoon and finally eat his gamer’s breakfast. Hella Jeff is his constant torturer.

Myself and Dril will be doing an A.M.A. on reddit tomorrow (friday dec 1) at 2pm Eastern time. We had to have our verified friends at Topatoco tweet about it to prove it’s really going to happen

Keep your peppers peeled I guess on twitter or the reddit ama section. However you find these things!! You also still got time to also BACK the kickstarter and get Hell Of rewards, like a fidget spinner or bbq sauce.

[mspaintadventureswiki]

One hour left for the SBaHJ Kickstarter

The Kickstarter for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and the Quest for the Missing Spoon will finish in an hour. This is the final chance to back the campaign.

Also featuring Dril and KC Green as guest artists and writers.

[badlydrawnsbahj]

(THE SPOOM WAS A GUN ALL ALLONG)

[skyplayer37]

ANNOUNCED: Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and the Quest for the Missing Spoon

[protohay]

Favorite sbahj thing is when Sweet Bro wakes up after fucking dying and asks if Half Life 3 has released yet

[iamrodrigoov]

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and the quest for the missing spoon PLUS weird collectible stuff - Andrew Hussie, dril & K. C. Green #sweetbroandhellajeff #sweetbroandhellajeffandthequestforthemissingspoon #homestuck #book #books #davestrider #kcgreen #andrewhussie #dril #book #books #livro #livros #comic #comics #hq #hqs #quadrinho #quadrinhos https://www.instagram.com/p/BtDhcgMgCLL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i1y27n3lnjia

[awjeezohman]

First the SBaHJ update, now this. KC Green. dril. What the hell? Is dril even any good at this sort of thing?

There are works of art that are the culminations of lives, ultimate expressions of their creators’ innermost sense of identity and meaning, transcendence made material. But most are forgotten. Even more are overshadowed by vapid, popular trash; art made for profit, or for a joke. In special cases, history singles out a few lucky ones and they go down in the annals of legend, but it’s rare, oh so rare.

This... this will be one of the lucky ones.