#swecats

[paikothecateater]

Neko! Nordic time! X Nordic headcanons:

-Denmark is allergic to cats, but it's a mild allergy, so all that happens is that his eyes get a bit puffy and he sneezes a bunch. Norcat will be the death of him.

-Swecat plays favourites all the time. His favourite is Norway followed by Iceland followed by Finland and then Denmark. He does not like Sweden.

-Norcat loves plopping himself in the most inconvenient places ever. The Nordics have to look at the ground while they walk around the house as to not step on him.

-Icekit is the only Nordicat who's allowed on the dinner table because he doesn't cause problems. Norcat knocks shit over on purrpose, Dencat is too energetic and runs across the table, Swecat is too damn long and takes up too much space, and Fincat steals food. Icekit just kind of... Chills there. Denmark even set up a tiny spot for him.

-Fincat will do everything in his power to steal food from people. He has it all planned out and everything. With Iceland he knows he only has to beg so much until Iceland gives in, with Norway he will probably manage to sneak food off his plate, with Denmark, all he has to do is pretend to play with him before Denmark tosses him food and Sweden physically can't bring himself to push Fincat off, that's just Fincat's plate now.

-while Dencat is very protective of the other Nordicats, Swecat is more protective of the Nordics. He will stay by the door, super focused until all five are at home.

-Dencat wakes people up in the best way possible. Let me show you what goes on in this cat's head. 'oh... I have to wake Norway up, but his door is closed... I know... LET ME RUN FULL SPEED INTO THE DOOR AND CRASH DIRECTLY INTO IT!'

-Swecat does that sideways gallopy thing at people when he's not in the mood for pets. You know, the thing where they try to puff themselves up to look scary? It scares the shit out of shortie squad. Denmark finds it hilarious.

-Icekit makes biscuits on people. Especially in the winter when they're wearing those fluffy onesie things.

[anderssporring]

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[sporring]

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[ask-my-5-sons]

(Alright I'm gonna send a real request this time yeet) Got any headcanons on the boys having their nekotalia counterparts as pets (a personal favorite topic of mine). Thank you so much!!!! 💙💙💙💙

Denmark: “DenCat nO GET DOWN FROM THERE! Wait actually while you’re there can you grab that sock?” When he first got the cat he was a chaotic good cat dad. He’d use the cat for pranks and style the cat’s hair just like his. Him and the cat would dance at 3am, eat sweets, and bother Norway. 2 best friends; absolutely inseparable! Now, they chill together and take long car drives and blast music while zooming down the highways.

Norway: “Why the hell are you staring at me you little beast?” He completely hated the cat at first. The cat would just stare at him and hissed whenever Norway would get near him. After a while the cat would just appear on Norway’s lap when he was reading and Norway didn’t seem to mind. Sometimes they have staring contests! Norway always rants about Denmark to NorCat too while the cat just sits and stares.

Iceland: “Are you hungry? Tired? Why are you so small? STOP CRYING PLEASE WHAT DO I DO?” Someone help this kid out. He can’t figure out what the kitten needs or wants. Sometimes the kitten just rips apart his pillows and Iceland just s c r e a m s. Occasionally he pets the kitten and everything is good for like 3 minutes before the kitten gets big mad and stomps away and Iceland does the same because he’s baby.

Finland: “C’mon cutie, lets go get matching sweaters!” 👏Finland 👏loves👏his👏cat👏. Finland always carries the kitty and feeds him little cat treats that he bakes himself so the cat is THICC. FinCat likes to sit on Finny’s shoulders and always purrs happily whenever someone so much as looks at him! Happy kitty and a happy owner, they’re precious together! They have matching sweaters and always go on walks together.

Sweden: “Hm? The shelf? Get down!” Sweden enjoys making cat towers for his cat to climb up and down. They always have dinner together and wake up at the same time. Sweden sometimes uses the cat as a way to practice his communication skills and the cat just stares at him but Sweden still does this. SweCat always ends up in the strangest places and Sweden always gets anxious about this and builds a safe way for his precious son to get down. They’re a nice duo, they have a silent understand of each other.

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[paikothecateater]

Alright, here's something.

Neko! Nordic time! X Nordic headcanons!

This is how the Nordicats interact with their human counterparts.

Denmark absolutely loves Dencat. He loves energetic cats and Dencat certainly fits the bill. He would definitely buy a bunch of toys for Dencat and play with him.

Norcat absolutely despises Norway and vise-versa. Norway does this thing where he wears a hoodie back to front so he can put Icekit in the hood. Norcat hates this because Icekit is his kitten how dare this human pick up his baby. On the other hand, Norcat absolutely adores Iceland. He follows him around, sleeps in his bed, lays by the door until he comes home, everything.

Icekit doesn't mind being carried around by Norway and is in fact very happy with the hoodie arrangement. Icekit also really likes Sweden and always climbs up on his lap.

Swecat dislikes Denmark and Sweden. Sweden is a huge cat magnet and all the Nordicats like him, that's why Swecat hates him. As for Denmark, he's just too energetic. He doesn't particularly mind being pet by him though.

Fincat sticks by Iceland the most because a) he's a huge cat person and knows how to lure them in for pets and cuddles and b) he's the only Nordic Fincat isn't skittish around.

Norcat and Norway fight over Iceland and Icekit all the time. It's incredibly funny because this full grown man is being so damn petty to a cat that represents him. Whenever Iceland falls asleep on Norway's shoulder, Norcat attacks him because he knows Norway won't do anything about it. Norway holds Icekit out of Norcat's reach as he viciously claws at him. Norcat sits at the edge of Iceland's bed with Icekit snuggled up with him glaring at the door so Norway can't come in.

[paikothecateater]

You know what time it is...

Neko! Nordic time!

-Dencat is the kind of cat that runs all the time, but always slips on the floor and falls on his side.

-Norcat's fur gets everywhere. You are never more than ten metres away from a Norcat hair.

-Fincat aggressively licks himself whenever he gets embarrassed.

-Swecat purrs whenever any of the other Nordicats rub against him.

-Norcat, being the fluffy lil guy he is, gets extremely hot in the summer and always lays on the tiles to stay cool.

-Icekit bites for fun. Just gnaws on the other Nordicats. They let him because he's a kitten.

-Fincat is the least graceful cat in the world.

-Icekit makes biscuits to fall asleep.

-Dencat loves annoying the others by purrposely lying on top of them.

[paikothecateater]

Nordic headcanon #31

More neko Nordics!

-Icekit and Norcat play fight all the time.

-Fincat runs into the other Nordicats for fun, especially Swecat.

-Dencat is almost constantly purring.

-Swecat pushes Dencat over whenever he tries to stand on his hind legs.

-Icekit has the loudest meows.

-Dencat growls whenever someone tries to pet any of the Nordicats.

[paikothecateater]

Alright! It's time, people...

Neko! Nor-

Neko! Whale brothers time!

-Icekit is a huge attention seeker and will lay down on the floor refusing to get up until Norcat comes to play or cuddle with him.

-Norcat carries Icekit around most of the time. He's very rarely on the ground.

-Icekit always protests whenever Norcat tries to groom him, Norcat's solution? Smacking the shit out of him until he stops. It doesn't work. They just end up fighting. Icekit is a little bully, but he gets it from somewhere, and that somewhere is very clear.

-whenever Norcat is about to get into a fight with Dencat, Icekit will smack him as a way of saying 'stop being stupid.'

-Norcat gets very pissed when any of the other Nordicats (apart from Swecat) carry Icekit. He will just... Glare...

-on the topic of bullying, Norcat likes pushing Icekit onto the floor, but Swecat doesn't like it, so Norcat has to make sure Swecat isn't around to push Icekit over.

[paikothecateater]

It's time...

Neko! Nordic time!

- this will require some context. Now, Norcat and Swecat look to be roughly the same size, but that's because Norcat has extremely long fur. Swecat has short fur, but he's a massive cat. Okay, context out of the way, onto the headcanon. Swecat being the biggest cat and Icekit being the smallest they partner up a lot. They also look very comical side by side.

-Dencat is the definition of orange cat syndrome. The lights are on up there, but no one's home.

-while Fincat happens to get a little scared of seemingly harmless things, if it comes down to it, he could effortlessly rip any threat to shreds.

-whenever Norcat isn't getting enough attention for his liking, he will meow super loudly until someone pays attention to him.

-Icekit doesn't know how to loaf properly, but he sees the others do it, so he tries to copy them. The result is what appears to be a tiny puddle of fluff on the ground because he just kinda... Gives up on using limbs.

-Norcat's fur generates so much static electricity that things just kind of stick to him.

[paikothecateater]

Okay I know we just had Neko! Nordic time! But I feel we need some more.

This one actually follows a prompt.

The Nordicats' reactions to being pet.

Dencat: Dencat purrs profusely. Once you pet him, he'll demand more pets. Does that thing where he tries to nuzzle noses but ends up affectionately punching you in the nose with his face.

Swecat: a bit growly at first but quickly warms up and even occasionally purrs quietly. Doesn't actively seek pets, but he usually doesn't mind them.

Fincat: he's a little bit skittish, but very affectionate and will occasionally seek out pets. He's really purry.

Norcat: he acknowledges that as the fluffiest boy he will get pet. He doesn't prefer to be pet, but he doesn't particularly mind it. He prefers quieter, calmer people.

Icekit: tries to act unbothered, but he's actively purring. Bites. Will get sick of it pretty quick and just get off. Rarely seeks out pets.

[paikothecateater]

The visual of icekitty and norcat just chilling on the sofa cuz Swedens in the room, then the moment he steps outside norcat pushes icekitty off the sofa 💀💀💀

Oh, he wouldn't push Icekit off the sofa. To clarify, I mean that if Icekit and Norcat are just standing there, Norcat will knock Icekit over so he falls on his side because it's cute, he would not punt his kitten off a sofa, Icekit is already very uncoordinated, he wouldn't want to brain damage him on top of that.

Also Icekit is a huge tell tale and will absolutely go crying to Swecat.

[paikothecateater]

Kitten!Iceland gets attacked by like, a fox or some other small animal. What do

I think I know how you were going to continue this ask, so I'll finish it for you.

What do the other Nordicats do?

I have actually answered this ask before, but I don't know how to link it, so I might as well answer it again. This is actually a bit different because the last one only had Icekit being threatened by another creature, if he's actually hurt by this creature... Well...

Swecat is actually the one to react because Dencat wouldn't know how to remove Iceland from the situation without causing him to get hurt more. Swecat manages to get the baby away from the creature.

Norcat grabs Icekit and dips along with Finland.

Dencat and Swecat fucking rip the fox or whatever to shreds because you don't walk away from hurting the baby.

Norcat is absolutely freaking out because the baby is hurt. He grooms Icekit and Fincat tries to get any human's attention so bebe can be taken care of.

[paikothecateater]

Alright yall, it's time...

Neko! Nordic time!

-Icekit tries to make himself look bigger to intimidate the others. What does he get out of that? Norcat picks him up by the scruff of his neck, suspending his floor privileges until further notice.

-Swecat and Dencat hide around corners to surprise attack each other.

-Fincat is a huge scardey cat, but what's sweet is that even if he's scared of something or views it as dangerous, he makes sure to protect Icekit from the oh so dangerous ceiling fan.

-Norcat is extremely fluffy which makes him look much bigger than he is, so if by chance he happens to get wet, he looks like a drowned rat.

-Norcat loves napping wherever there's sunlight, unfortunately, so does Dencat. Human Norway can bully Denmark out of a spot. Norcat? All he can do is hiss at Dencat then find another spot.

-Icekit is the only Nordicat that can't jump onto surfaces like tables or sofas. He's too small. Fortunately, being the observant cat that he is, Swecat tends to recognise when Icekit wants 'up' and gladly delivers the little ball of fluff to his desired destination.

[paikothecateater]

Nordic headcanon #15

Neko!Nordic time!

- Fincat eats everything, including things he's not supposed to. He just chews up everything.

- Dencat and Swecat get into fights all the time. Biting, hissing, scratching, growling until Norcat stops them.

-all the Nordic cats carry Icekit by the scruff of his neck. He always protests.

-Norcat tries to groom Icekit, but he never lets him. He only lets Dencat clean him.

-Norcat bites Dencat.

-Swecat follows Fincat around, Fincat always runs away though.

[paikothecateater]

Ok so it’s volcano season, Iceland is a bit hot and sweaty.

He lays on the sofa shirtless to cooldown and chill

All the cats then come and fuck these plans up by laying on him and making him hotter. But he refuses to move with cats on top of him, so, yk, he doesn’t move and just deals with it.

Ice!Kitten is just laid on his head 🥺

NorCat on his upper chest and neck, close to ice.

The other three on his chest and stomach

Alright, let's do this.

Cats = cute, but cute is pain right now because hot, so logical solution is call for Norway to help out, calls for Norway, Norway laughs, takes a few pictures and leaves, Norway why, Iceland refuses to move because cute.

Icekit is making biscuits on his hair, Norcat is putting his 100 ton weighing paw directly on Iceland's chest, Swecat and Dencat keep spontaneously fighting for seemingly no reason on Iceland's stomach and Fincat is just chilling.

It's pain, it's hot, but it's cute, so Iceland will not move.