#swears before the weirwood to jon and then instantly breaks her vow to once again betray her queen and plot a civil war
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Okay, I'm just gonna bring it up of no one else will
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE EPISODE CALLED "Last of the Starks"???????
They didn't do shit but plot treason!!
#ned stark would abhor what they're doing and them being called the last of the starks because they are acting like lannisters and baelish#ned and every single stark especially torrhen and cregan are rolling in their graves and making ~not my descendants~ badges#okay now going back to the actual episode and not how much ned would be absolutely aghast at his children#let's go one by one#jon: gets drunk makes an oath to his queen immediately breaks it thereby becoming an oathbreaker and traitor rejects his direwolf#the symbol of house stark and starts marching down south where he will inevitably arrive late (the last bit is the most stark thing to ever#stark thoigh so i guess there's that)#Arya: avoids a feast turns down the man she loves sows deception and declares she doesn't trust someone because ~she's not like us~#then fucks off and leaves winterfell to wander with the hound#sansa: thanks her rapist for raping and the man that got her family killed for manipulating and abusing her#tries to refuse to help dany in the war against cersei despite the north being sworn to dany and dany having just defended the north making#her a traitor in accepting help from her queen without ever intending to reciprocate or even thank her#swears before the weirwood to jon and then instantly breaks her vow to once again betray her queen and plot a civil war#bran:.... tries to get jon to man up if he wants to break his own vow but is forced in the end to reveal Jon's dirty secret...then yeah nada#if these are the last of the starks then i don't want them let the name die#and all the action revolved around dany this episode so literally the starks were background characters in the episode named for them wtf#this show is such a fucking mess it's not even funny#the showrunners are imbeciles that probs failed english in high school#anti got#anti stark#anti jon#anti arya#anti sansa#anti bran#the only legitimate starks are the dead ones wish we could trade#if a genie appeared to me right now one of my wishes would be for the ~last starks~ to be replaced by their better versions: robb rickon ned#and cat because that fish bitch was more of a direwolf than these assholes are (they've literally all lost their direwolves at this point)
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