#sw tord

[totally-a-different-person]

Could you do future tomxtordxedd?

Sure why not, also I'm only just realizing this now that I've finished it but I should stop writing smuts that take place in red leader's office, I don't know why it's like my brain's go to every time he's mentioned (nsft past this point proceed at your own risk)

Edd scoffed, leaning back "you're kidding." It was an accusation, not a guess. "Why in the world would I ever want to stay with you?" "Because it's that or prison, Edd."

He sounded frustrated, and desperate "I just- I don't understand why we even have to have this debate" the norsk opened his hands, but Edd just rolled his eyes "You're too dangerous to let go, you know that, but please don't make me lock you up. You could rule with me, by my side, imagine the power you'd have, don't you want that?"

"No, Tord... I don't" He looked away, crossing his arms tight over his chest. He didn't even want to make eye contact with Tom. Edd thought he had been killed when he was captured, but he was just like his secretary or something?? Is that what Tord wanted him to do too?

He just didn't understand why Tom wouldn't try to find a way to contact him, or escape, just anything. Tord sighed, putting his hands together again and sitting back in his seat. "Please don't be like this, what can I do to convince you? You can have all the cola you want, you don't have to participate in any of the army stuff if you don't want to"

Edd glared at the ground, no longer really crossing his arms but hugging himself now. Tord was obviously beginning to get frustrated looking at Tom as if asking if he knew what to do. So finally, the tallest of the three did speak up "Ringo can come, and she'll be kept completely safe" "of course! I would never let anything happen to her-"

"I don't want her anywhere near you! She's not coming, and neither am I." Tord threw his arms up "you would rather go to prison than have to work with me!? Even if it meant you could live like a king, you don't care??" Edd felt tears starting to well up in his eyes, quickly squeezing them shut and shaking his head.

Tom seemed to wilt slightly at this, frowning softly and taking a few steps toward Edd and gently putting a hand on his shoulder "hey-" "I just- I don't understand how you can expect me to after everything" his voice cracked slightly. Even after all this time it still felt the exact same to be comforted by Tom as it always had, and for a moment Edd totally forgot he was upset with him too.

"I know it's a lot, and I'm really sorry it has to be like this, Tord's been trying to keep you from getting hurt since he started all of this though, and you keep almost dying because you won't stop fighting back. I told him I wouldn't let him lock you up- but if it's between that or you getting killed I don't have much of a choice" he spoke softly, his voice was a little more horse than it used to be but it was always a bit raspy.

Edd huffed and leaned away from him "You never should have joined him in the first place, I wouldn't be in so much danger all the time if I wasn't alone" he retorted, sort of snapping, but he still just looked sad, and Tom couldn't bring himself to be angry.

"Edd I'm so sorry" he hugged him, which was sort of a surprise, Edd had known the other since sixth grade and could count the number of proper willing hugs from him on one hand. That could have been part of why he was so quick to melt into it, hugging back and burying his face in Tom's shoulder as he sniffled. That or the fact that it was one the first actual conversations they'd had since he left.

Tord watched in silence for another few seconds while Tom squeezed the little brit, letting him cry. "You understand that we just don't want anything bad to happen to you, will you please come with us?" He went out of his way to include Tom that time, since Edd seemed to want him back so bad.

The demon moved away from the hug only by a step so he could speak "I... I don't know..." He seemed very hesitant, but that was still much better than before, and now Tord had an idea.

He got up and came around the desk and Tom took another step back from him so he was just looking at Tord.

"Come here, how about this, ok?" He sort of guided him to stand next to his desk. Edd seemed confused, and even slightly hesitant to let Tord touch him when the man gently grabbed his arm.

At least he used his human one, Edd couldn't help but be relieved. He still wasn't used to the robot one. While he was in thought about that though, Tord simply leaned down to kiss him like it was totally normal and something they had done a million times before. It wasn't though, so obviously Edd was startled and quickly leaned back, but effectively pinned himself between Tord and the desk when the leader just took a step closer as well.

The artist's face was bright red, staring up at him confused and considerably shaken up "what are you doing??" He asked, voice cracking slightly. "Ah, perhaps I should have been more clear"

He said that, but in truth his actions were all very intentional. "If you stayed with us, you could act as our husband, and you wouldn't have to worry about anything else. That would be your job, and I'd do everything in my power, which is just about everything" there was a sort of sick twist to his grin as he said that part "to make you happy here and get you whatever you want"

He leaned in again, not kissing him but getting very close. Edd seemed very very taken back by this. He looked from Tord to Tom, who didn't seem phased. His whole face was bright red and he looked away from them. This was weird... Wrong. He shouldn't be actually considering this, not after everything.

He was just tired, that had to be it. He was so exhausted, the idea of giving in was starting to appeal to him. "You wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore, we'd take care of everything. Wouldn't it be nice to relax?" It was as if Tord had read his mind, gently taking Edd's chin and making him look into his eyes. The shorter blushed deeper, playing with his hands a bit.

"I-I mean... Of course, but I'm not sure..." He mumbled, averting his eyes. Tord smirked a bit "that's fine Edd, how about I show you what it'll be like, and then you can decide?" He placed the robot hand on Edd's hip and glanced back at Tom who nodded.

The brunette seemed a little surprised, cheeks burning deep scarlet "ah... I guess" he spoke softly and Tord grinned "fantastic" he kissed Edd again, moving his hand to cup the boys cheek which was slightly more affectionate than holding his chin.

Edd still seemed sort of hesitant, at first he did at least, though soon slowly melted into it. His lips were so soft, they tasted like cola and cherry chapstick, it was adorable and honestly Tord already wanted to bite and bruise them, but he had to be very careful with how he went about this. So he would wait.

The kiss slowly became heated, Tord pushing his tongue into the boy's mouth and tilting his head slightly as Edd grabbed the desk behind him with one hand, the other holding onto Red Leader's jacket. He was admittedly a little taken back, having thought it would be a simple kiss. He wasn't surprised though, it was Tord after all, he shouldn't have expected anything less. He was more surprised by how good he was, really, the sweet kiss almost left him light headed.

After just another moment Edd would have to pull away, taking a few shaking breaths as he looked away, face bright red. It was embarrassing how much he enjoyed that, the metal hand holding him only slightly tighter as Tord looked to Tom, nodding to the other side of the desk then turned his attention back to Edd, mumbling "come here" as he scooped him up, much to his surprise.

"Hey!-" "Relax." He set him on the desk "Just thought this would be easier if you were a little closer in height, you haven't exactly grown much since I last saw you" the norsk teased with a dark chuckle, pushing some of the papers off of his desk.

Edd blushed a bit and glared at him "well you haven't either, you just started wearing platform boots" he spat back and it actually seemed to strike a bit of a nerve, Tom trying to stifle his own laughter as he gently helped Edd slip his overcoat off.

Tord sighed, his expression of mild annoyance fading as ran his hands up under Edd's sweater, the boy flinching at the cold metal against his soft warm flesh, causing him to shiver a bit, getting goosebumps. Tom leaned in to gently kiss his neck, letting his teeth graze the skin as Edd gasped softly. He hadn't expected it but seemed absolutely fine with it, leaning back slightly to press against him a little better.

Tord watched with a little smirk, the brunette helping a bit as Tord took his sweater off as well as his shirt, just letting them fall to the floor with a soft thud. As Edd was focused on the fact that Tord was letting the robot hand fall lower, down to between his legs. But Tom took advantage of his guard being down and bit into his neck with his abnormally sharp teeth, earning a gorgeous noise that was somewhere between a squeal and a moan.

He was quick to cover his mouth, whole face bright red. Tord laughed and gently moved his hand away, Edd whining a bit. "no no" the taller spoke softly, smirking as he switched the vibrating function in his hand on, which honestly seemed to startle both the other two. He grinned proudly.

"Pretty cool yeah?" Chuckling as he rubbed and palmed Edd's number through his pants, watching him fall apart so quickly, desperately grabbing onto Tom's arms while the man continued kissing and nibbling his neck, licking the fresh bite marks as the sub gave a high pitched moan.

"Wha-what is-" he choked, looking at Tord in confusion and the man just hummed, using his other hand to unzip the boy's pants so he didn't have to stop rubbing him "yeah, made this thing myself and thought it might come in handy" he said it like it was the most simple thing in the world, slipping it into his pants to stroke his member directly, as well as turning the vibrating higher.

Edd gave a loud, broken moan and hid his face in Tord's shoulder. Tom rubbed his sides in a comforting manner as he completely slipped his bottoms off, letting them fall as well leaving the brunette naked. He seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself though, spreading his legs some and trying to rock his hips into Tord's hand as he panted and moaned.

"That's a good boy~" the younger coed as he continued to pleasure his friend, looking down at him lovingly before his eye flicked up to Tom as the man opened up his drawer, getting one of the small bottles of lube the leader kept.

Tord hummed softly and looked back to Edd "hey, I need you to tilt your hips up a bit for me kjæreste" he whispered, watching as the artist took his face from his shoulder, clearly trying to not make as much noise as he had been but Tord wasn't exactly giving him a break. He did as he was told, making it much easier for Tom to access his hole, said man opening the bottle of lubricant as they spoke. "Like that...?"

Tord nodded and kissed his head "yes that's perfect, such a good boy for me" he purred giving his member a little squeeze and turning the intensity of the vibrating up again for a good few seconds as he rubbed the tip with his thumb as a reward for being so obedient.

Edd moaned out loudly as he did, leaning back into Tom and nuzzling into his neck with a whine. He was starting to get close to his first orgasm.

Tom chuckled softly, his eye lights mostly focused on the sweet little brunette's face as it contorted in bliss while he gently pushed two of his now lubed up fingers inside of him, pressing against his walls as he slowly pumped them in and out. The cola lover gave a light gasp before biting his lip to muffle a sweet moan.

Edd was making nonstop noises, slowly increasing in volume and pitch as he continued receiving so much attention, his hips occasionally bucking or twitching, Tom adding another finger. Tord realized he was getting close, and honestly part of him was very very tempted to stop, make him beg for the right to cum, but he had to be patient. Play the long game.

This was about giving Edd exactly what he wanted and making him want to stay. So once he was more comfortable, he could indulge the part of Edd that loved being controlled and dominated, but so much had changed and even if he knew that was still what Edd wanted deep down, he didn't want to try too soon and scare him off.

So he settled for something safer and just as effective in terms of melting the sub's brain. He leaned in to kiss his cheek before nibbling his on his ear a bit, electing a soft shaking breath from Edd, then whispered "go on vakker, I know your close, be a good boy and cum for me~" the leader spoke very sweetly.

He wondered briefly in the back of his mind how many orgasms Edd could take, as well as how many it would take for him to break and want to stay. Hopefully he could find the answers to both very soon.

His words had the exact effect on Edd that he hoped they would, the boy giving a broken whine, shutting his eyes tight and melting into Tom. Tom let him, rubbing his hip sweetly while his other hand pressed into the brit's prostate with three fingers causing him to jolt and cry out as he came on Tord's hand, panting and mewling softly before being kissed again by red.

This time there was no hesitation in kissing back, holding onto his shit tighter he did, feeling the metal hand switch off and let him go. Edd panted softly as the kiss broke, again leaning back against Tom. "You ready dove?" Tom asked softly, eye lights gazing down at him as he nodded pretty quickly.

He kissed the brunette's cheek as he took his fingers back, having him spread his legs as Tord took his belt off. He dropped it and slipped his own jacket off before unzipping his black jeans and taking his already hard dick into his hand, pressing it gently against Edd's hole, watching the sub flush bright red. "Let me know if you need me to stop or slow down, ok?" He whispered softly, Edd nodding in response.

It was sort of embarrassing how quickly he'd fallen victim to their advances, he hadn't meant to at all. It had just... Been a long time since someone else had touched him, he was... Sensitive. It felt so nice, he was ashamed thinking about it, but he couldn't deny that he really really wanted this.

Tord was honestly a little bigger than Edd would've guessed, having to bite his lip a little as it was pushed inside of him, wincing quietly and trying his best to relax. It felt so good to be filled through, even with the slight stretch, he was panting and whining as it pushed deeper.

Tord didn't waste a second, he did initially push inside pretty slow but didn't even slip the whole thing in before pulling back and starting to thrust in and out of Edd, who was now moaning loudly. He would give sweet, very content sounding moans every time it was shoved back inside of him.

Tord wasn't going too fast, but was still thrusting hard, setting a nice rhythm and giving a breathy chuckle as he watched the brunette. "Awe, you like that?~" he punctuated his words with an especially hard thrust causing Edd's voice to break as he quickly nodded, tears starting to well up in his eyes.

"I told you you would," Tord grinned, going faster now as he pounded the shorter "and just look at you, such a good boy, taking it so well~" Edd gasped feeling the leader's human hand take and gently started stroking his weeping cock. He gave a broken moan, cute little dick twitching at the attention, he could feel a second climax building.

"Do you want more baby?~" the norsk purred, glancing at Tom as he did. Edd followed his look and quickly nodded, giving the soldier a pleading look. He seems hesitant though, not sure it was a good idea "I... Don't know, are you sure he can take that much?" His eye lights flicked from Tord down to Edd as he spoke.

Said man huffed softly "I can take it, please Tom?" He begged softly, and Tord was ecstatic.

This was perfect, it literally possibly couldn't be going better. He kept his overwhelming joy to himself, but was very proud of himself and his plan. Tom's face went pink as Edd spoke, the man giving him puppy dog eyes as he leaned into him a bit more. "I guess it'll be alright" he spoke sort of softly, the lights now looking to the side.

"Fantastic" Tord smiled and started thrust again without any kind of warning, making Edd nearly jump out of his skin, surprised moan getting caught in his throat.

Edd could feel his climax rapidly approaching a second time, moaning and whimpering loudly as he was fucked. He could hear Tom fiddling with his jeans behind him as he got his dick out. "I-I'm-" was all he managed to mumble before he came, whining and squeezing his eyes shut tight. Tord didn't give him a break to catch his breath, if anything it felt like he was purposely pushing it deeper.

That wasn't going to be allowed at all once Edd agreed to stay, cumming without permission, but there was time for that later. You have to earn something before you can be in charge of it after all.

Now lubed up Tom grabbed Edd by the hips and positioned himself to start slowly pushing in. Tord did stop to let him, the shortest of the three panting heavily. Tom was even bigger than Tord was, both of them at once left him dizzy as it slowly pressed inside.

It honestly hurt a lot, Edd sort of wiggled as he tried to adjust. Tom very sweetly and gently kissed their sub's neck as he pushed deeper, he whispered "stay still for me Eddie..." The way the brunette squeezed around him was so fantastic.

Finally they were both completely inside of him and it felt so fantastic, it was by far the most he had ever taken at once and it definitely kind of hurt, but he felt so unbelievably stuffed and Tom was pressed right into his prostate. He couldn't even think, just whimpering and panting, giving quiet moans.

Once he was adjusted enough Tord started moving and Tom followed. It was a really weird sensation at first because it was almost impossible to get used to, Tord went right back to plowing him, even harder than before even. Tom on the other hand started fairly slowly, giving long thrusts to give Edd lots of time to adjust to his length.

The artist let his head fall back as he cried out, moaning loudly and arching his back slightly. Tord pushed his legs a bit further, holding the underside of his thighs as he pounded the shorter man who was sobbing at this point just giving little strings of incoherent nonsense and please for more. Tord had been close before but had to stop to let Tom in safely, it only took moments for his climax to build back up, panting as he thrusted, watching Edd melt for them.

It was perfect, he leaned a bit with a wide smirk on his face "you could... feel this good whenever you want," it was a little hard for him to keep a steady voice as he spoke "We'd take such good care of you, just say you wanna stay~" he instructed sweetly, Edd giving a desperate little whine.

"That's a good boy, go ahead and say it. You wanna stay here and be our cute little husband to fuck and use?~" Edd nodded quickly, mumbling "m-mhm!~ I do!~" he moaned sweetly, it was all he could muster.

"Good boy~" Tord grinned, pushing as deep as he could before cumming inside of him, Edd screaming as he was filled, Tom getting hard and faster all the while, he was getting closer to another orgasm himself by the second.

Tom felt a little weird about Tord getting Edd to agree to stay like this, he very obviously wasn't thinking clearly, but he didn't say anything. They could talk about it later.

Edd came again, starting to feel the overstimulation as they continued, starting to feel the dull pain in his hips. They pumped a few more rounds into him, just going until he said he couldn't take any more.

So, Tord had Tom help clean him up, being very gentle with him before calling somebody to come clean up the office. In the meantime they took Edd to their room. Tord has his own bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen that was connected to his office. Tom had his own room that was much nicer than the other soldiers' rooms but it was only a bedroom, and he spent most of his time in Tord's anyway.

They all got comfortable and cuddled up in the large comfortable bed in Tord's room, Edd passing out almost immediately in the warm comfortable embrace of his wonderful lovers, the other two soon to follow.

[ew-headyhearts]

i am so sorry for asking this but can we pls get some more nsfw headcanons?&2&1&/ AHHH SORRY

Okay, let me preface this by saying this, I wrote these head canons while extremely high and I've been sitting on these bad boys for a while now. Forgive me if they're a little incoherent but I figured this was the best ask to share them with. Please mind the tags. If you're uncomfortable with anything skip this one.

TW: N$FW Topics, Tord being fucking nasty, everyone just being nasty, sex toys, edging, just the tip, biting, praise, strap-ons, messy sex, questionable use of pillows, stealing clothes, using said clothes in questionable ways, VERY questionable fantasies, "onii-chan", again Tord's fucking nasty, Who needs that many dildos ever?, NO BETA READ (future Squid stopped by and made everything more coherent. You're welcome), EVEN THE TAGS AREN'T SAFE, Squid's a mess right now, Don't do drugs, unless it's legal for you like me

Edd

Chronic pillow humper. He has cum on the sheets multiple times. Don't worry, he cleans it all up very well. He just tosses that shit in the wash and passes right out afterward.

A huge fan of clothes on sex. Let that man dry hump you until he's busting in his khakis.

Service top. Much prefers giving. The guy gives great head and he knows it.

Praise kink, praise kink, praise kink. Did I mention the praise kink? Whether he's giving or receiving it, it doesn't matter. You're both getting called pretty no matter who's getting pounded into.

He talks so much during sex. It's either he's talking about how good you are or he's describing in massive detail every little thing hes doing to your body. It doesn't even get better when he's going down on you.

A massive tease. He can spend hours just fucking you with the tip. It makes it so much more enjoyable for him.

Loves edging so much, like one of his favorite things is edging you both together and see who gets so desperate that they are practically drooling and barely able to form a thought.

Did I mention guided masturbation? He loves seeing his partner get off while he whispers right in their ear how to do it. And trust me, he pays extra close attention he knows nearly all of your sweet spots and he's going to abuse that information.

Matt

Likes to use a vibrator against his cock.

He is a total voyeur and definitely makes a show out of you watching him tease himself.

Also produces a lot of precum it WILL get everywhere.

Much prefers bottoming. Stuff his holes, yes please.

His absolute favorite is to ride you/your strap and look up into a mirror on the ceiling (becausd of course he has one). Then he can look at both of your pretty faces.

He's a total biter, the vampire episode just awakened it in him.

Pin him to the wall; it doesn't matter if you're way shorter than him. He will quite literally drop to his knees in front of you if you do so.

The few times he does top he's still so submissive. Seeks out praise so much.

The ONLY way to get him to take a dominant role is to bruise his ego, which takes quite a bit of effort.

Tom

Has one of those clear pocket pussies. No idea how else to describe it. It's clear and you can see his weenie through it.

He likes to masturbate in the shower. He says it makes clean-up quicker, but in reality, it's just because the water usually drowns out his moans.

Also a fan of fantasy toys, though he's mostly interested in having those absurd dildos. Too big for any sane person to use bc he's a size king and he loves the stretch. Has more than enough dildos that it's considered illegal in Texas.

Tom's a growler and does enjoy the occasional primal play.

Masturbates in the hoodie and would not complain if you did too.

Mutual masturbation, he is so weak for it. He'd probably use a double ended dildo just for funsies. It's a bonding experience.

Chaotic switch. Does not care who is getting stuffed. In fact, he really loves it if his partner would switch mid-sex. He's much more pliant if you do so.

He loves bondage on his partner but does not allow himself to be tied up. It's a trigger for him and that's not going to be fun for anyone.

Also, a drooler as he gets closer to cumming. It doesn't matter if he's topping or bottoming, there will be drool, and it will be messy.

Tord

Has a "just the tip" fantasy. He thinks he's improved every time, but, like- it takes 3 minutes of him just thrusting the head in before he's going absolutely rabid, wanting to fuck you deeper. He likes edging himself using his partner's hole.

Does not want to stop until either one of you is so overstimulated and fuckdrunk.

Will steal your underwear. He's fucking NASTY and uses it to jerk it. He might just wash them before returning them. Emphasis on might: he's nasty and probably gets off to the fact that he's come in your clothing multiple times.

I feel like he would have a fantasy where you call him "onni-chan"

Will buy you sex toys, but most of the time they're just tentacles. If you let him though, he'd love to make you one of his own. Don't give him that power. He'll make a secret remote to use anytime he's bored.

Will nut the second you come out in cosplay, or just dress up vaguely like one of those anime girls. It doesn't matter your gender; he goes nuts for miniskirts and thigh highs.

Secretly into being dominated. Put him in his place. Please? He wants it so bad but he won't admit it.

[nanahauhau101]

TORD AND CARTMAN‼️

(I think if they had a friendship it would be very good but it would be undone😔🤙)

[dookuswifey]

I was thinking of writing a prequel's prequel where the reader is Queen of Naboo/ a Naboo senator with two love interest, an Alderaan senator and an upcoming senator with weird behaviour from the deceased Palpatine family...

In the ol' republic days, with Plagueis playing Michocondrial God.

Lemme know if you have any plot ideas, Headcanons, etc!!

[stitchedcosmos]

Love how sinsworld and eddsworld art is completely different, except for tord. Swap the tags on a ew tord post and a sw tord post and no one will suspect a thing.

[laryfile]

ZELF SHIPPIN GOEZ BRRR

Yeah Itz My OC From Our Friendz AU! Her Name Iz Dasha! (Her Reference Will Be 10 Yearz Later)

[obsessive-sin]

i want tord to creampie me over and over again as i beg him to slow down

i love him so much this is so appealing <3 ❣ I've been up since 3 am so here's a short drabble. happy pride month guys :)

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There are a lot of things that Tord loves about you. He loves the way your legs tremble against his waist. How your hole squeezes him in all the right ways and your pretty voice begs him to slow down. Like he'd stop now, when you've yet to even utter the safe word.

Tord pounds into you and for a moment he indulges a train of thought about stopping.

He could press himself as deep as could inside you and give you a little break. Kiss you and murmur praise and sweet nothings against your skin. Maybe even pull out to see how prettily he's stuffed you, all the nice little creampies he's been given you building up.

One look at your teary-eyed face trashes that train of thought. No, as appealing as all that is, he'd much rather keep stuffing you and making you cum on his cock.

You beg, and at this point, Tord isn't entirely sure if it's to cum or for him to slow down, but he takes one of your hands in his and makes damn sure that you'll cum with him.

[edds-sm00t-corner]

Todd or Edd with an S/O that has a breeding kink?

(Also, Hi!!! Can I be called 🎲Dice anon?)

of course!! welcome to the blog, dice anon!!

Tord & Edd’s reaction to their s/o’s breeding kink!

Major Smut ahead!! Proceed with caution!!

Pronouns: AFAB!Reader (Gender neutral)

Characters: Tord and Edd :)!

Genre: Headcanons!

Edd:

- when he first finds out he's actually a bit surprised!

- you?? breeding kink?? that seems wayyyy too kinky for his s/o!

- but he loves to indulge you and your breeding kink!

- even though he doesn't try to get you pregnant, he's still going to run his mouth about knocking you up while you two decide to fuck.

“Godd... y/n~” Edd moaned into your neck, his hips forcing his cock deeper and deeper into your quivering pussy. “You want me to fuck a baby into you~? Leaving you so full of my cum that we'll end up with triplets~?” you vigorously nodded your head as he sped up. “I can't wait to make you my cum-dump, darling~”

- if you do end up getting pregnant, then he'll be over the fucking moon.

- he’ll be so excited to raise a child side by side with you!!

Tord:

- this kinky mf-

- he makes a huge deal over the fact that you wanna get pregnant with his kids.

- “wow, you really are my slut!”

- he'll tease you endlessly about your kink, even though admittedly he has the same fucking kink.

- but when it comes to fucking, he'll be louder then usual, getting off at the thought of you two having children.

Quiet was never a word you'd use to describe Tord. In fact, in this moment he was the opposite. He was moaning like crazy, pounding into so fast and so hard that you couldn't even speak. “Y/n~!” he moaned out, sinking lower so he can hit deeper within you. “I wanna fuck a baby into you~! I wanna drive my cock so deep that we have children~!” he then looked toward you and smiled, “you'd want that too, right~? Tell me you want my seed~! Tell me you want me to fill you up to the brim so that you'll look pregnant with my fucking kids~! Gah- faen~!”

- when you do get pregnant, he's somehow surprised you told him

- he'd honestly think he's a shit father

- but he's excited!

- aaaand a bit aroused. You might have to let him eat you out or something because he'll wanna go down on you soooo badly.

[paulseyebrows]

Back on my bullshit again

[npdflowey]

tomtord in a nutshell

[totally-a-different-person]

Tom and Tord and Matt x Edd gangbang Edd as the bottom please

I think there's a good chance you meant it a little different than how I wrote so I hope you don't mind, but something about the way you worded it puts this image in my mind of them taking turns fucking him and passing him like a blunt and I just like it so much I couldn't not do it (nsft past this point, proceed at your own risk)

"Come on! It's only fair" Tord tugged the artist a bit closer "it was my idea, we're using my lube, I should get the first go!!" Matt didn't look convinced or happy, but he was just so tired of dealing with all of the bullshit already. "Fine. Ok. Sure. Let's just get on with it for fucks sake" he crossed his arms and sat back in his seat a bit, leaning on the arm of the sofa.

The norsk, considering this an absolute win, nodded with a smile and had Edd sit in lap "great!" He then turned his attention to the brit, who had been surprisingly quiet considering the circumstances. In truth he was just very flustered, and honestly a little nervous. He'd never done anything like this before, but he was glad it was just his friends that would be using him, so he didn't have to be too worried about anything.

They promised him that if it got too much at any point at all, he just had to say carmel, and that would be the end of it. So he felt safe, knowing he could pull the plug whenever needed. Tord kissed his cheek gently but firmly, squishing his face a bit and forcing him to smile, laughing softly and sitting up a bit more as Tord slipped his pants off.

"Do you want me to prep you, kjæreste?" He asked softly, the brunette nodding lightly as his cheeks went pink again, looking away. Tord smiled and held one of his thighs to keep him in place while his other hand reached over and grabbed the bottle of lubricant he'd set down. His rough fingers made slight dents in the soft flesh of the brit's leg.

Edd was actively trying to fight the rising anxiety in his chest as he watched his friend open the lube and pour some onto his fingers. Reminding himself that while sure the other two could see them, it was just his own friends, and that he had agreed to this because he knew he could trust them.

"sit up for me," Tord said softly, patting Edd's thigh a bit to completely regain the boy's attention. Edd did as he was asked, Tord mumbling "good..." As he did, opening the lube and pouring some of the slippery substance onto his fingers. His free hand mindlessly and gently caressed Edd's side and he had the boy spread his legs just a bit more before slowly pressing just one inside of him at first.

Edd blushed deeper and gave a soft, quiet sigh in an attempt to keep all other noises in. Tord smiled and gently kissed his cheek as he started moving it. The shorter was quick to hide his face when he felt it moving, snuggling it into Tord's shoulder as the boy laughed softly. "Awe, you like that huh?~" he added a second digit, other hand squeezing Edd a bit as he whined, nodding lightly.

The norsk pushed his fingers deep, and did a sort of scissor motion as he stretched Edd out, listening to all the little noises he earned while doing so. "Such a cutie~" he praised so softly it was almost a whisper as he pushed a third finger in. He would likely be good to go after this, but Tord would be lying if he said he wasn't having fun playing with him like this.

Edd kind of shuddered, trying to speak for a moment but kind of just stumbled over his words for a second before giving up, clearly a little embarrassed. Tord laughed and grinned more, free hand now moving down to hold Edd's almost completely hard cock "oho, pretty baby~" he coed, still chuckling as the brunette flushed, feeling his cock twitch slightly in his hands.

Tord hummed, looking for Edd's sweet spot with his fingers as he gently pushed back his foreskin, rubbing the tip with his thumb, Edd biting his lip hard to muffle a moan. He let his forehead rest against Tord's shoulder, whining and sort of bucking his hips "mh-aah~" he moaned sweetly.

"I'm proud of you for being brave enough to try this, I know you were nervous..." Tord started, smirking when Edd jerked, making it clear he'd found the right spot even though he'd just brushed it "But you're such a good boy for us, listen so well, I knew you could do it" He pressed into his prostate hard with his fingers forcing a loud moan out of the sub that desperately held onto him.

"Tord p-please~" Edd whined quickly, as if it was urgent, drooling slightly as he panted. Tord grinned, letting his dick go and, actually pretty forcefully, grabbing his chin. "What?" He took his fingers out, unbuckling his pants. Edd blushed deeper looking up at him "c-come on..." He requested softly, sort of dancing around what he was trying to ask for.

"No, say it. Tell me what you want. Tell them." He had Edd look at the other two. Matt seemed unbothered but was definitely watching, while Tom was clearly very affected by all of this, sitting sort of awkwardly with flushed cheeks. Edd's whole face went deep red and he held onto Tord a bit tighter. "I-I..." He took a breath "I want to be fucked... P-please" he whispered the last part.

Tord let his chin go to instead affectionately cup his cheek as he caught his lips in a sweet kiss, other hand getting his own hard cock out. "Of course, love" he mumbled against Edd's lips. The artist kissed back right away and breathed a soft noise into their connection as his hips were grabbed.

Tord positioned the cola addict right over his dick, letting one hip go to help press the tip against his hole. Finally the kiss broke and by now Edd needed to take a breath. "Such a good boy, I didn't have to tell you to say please~" he whispered, he kissed down Edd's jaw to his neck so sweetly and gently it left goosebumps.

He felt the boy shiver slightly as he tensed in Tord's arms. "Go ahead, you've earned it~" he purred as he nibbled a bit, guiding Edd by the grip Tord had on his side to sink himself down on the shaft. It seemed he didn't need to be told twice, starting to lower himself on Tord's dick the second he had permission.

He started slowly, hands shaking slightly as he bit his lips trying to muffle the soft gasps and moans as he felt it stretching him out, pushing deep inside. He stopped once he had it almost all the way in, taking deep heavy breaths. "Hh...ah~"

After a few more moments he started to move his hips up and down slowly, Tord gave him total freedom to set his own pace. Edd could still feel his hands tightly gripping his thighs every time he came down again, giving soft groans and biting down harder on his collar bone as he did, forcing a little wince out of Edd.

Edd tried to speed up a bit, giving short, breathy moans that were increasing in volume. He only got louder once Tord started meeting his bounces by bucking his own hips forcing him to take more and being held in place, sometimes pushing the whole thing in.

Edd just melted, like putty in Tord's hands he fell apart, clenching the bright red sweater with shaking hands and looking down. "TORD!~" He suddenly gasped as his sweet spot was pushed into just right.

Tord smirked brightly, grabbing Edd's thighs tighter, so much that it almost hurt, and pretty much completely took over, pounding into Edd and pressing into that spot whenever he could. This left the shorter in a state of bliss, moaning loudly. He wasn't at all concerned with Tom and Matt anymore, if anything he was kind of enjoying the fact that they seemed to enjoy watching his so much. He could hear Tom unbuckling his belt from behind.

His orgasm was approaching fast, it felt like it came out of no where. He could hear Tord huffing and swearing, hot breath on his neck as the man fucked him. "T-tord-" Edd mumbled softly, being cut off my another moan as it was shoved inside again, pulling the other closer "Fuck- I'm- I'm gonna cum~" He warned, gasping.

"go on, sweetheart~" Tord encouraged, grinning slightly as he bucked his hips, trying to aim for Edd's prostate again to help him reach his peak. In truth he was starting to get close too, and he was glad, he loved the idea of cumming together. It worked perfectly, the brunette melting in his arms before shooting thick ropes of cum that got on Tord's shirt, as well as his own stomach.

He cried out in ecstasy, desperately holding Tord as close to him as he shook, tears of pleasure now rolling down his cheeks. Tord only thrusted a few more times before he came as well, starting to pump it inside of Edd as they both rode out their orgasms, panting as he gradually slowed down.

Edd panted slowly, blushing softly as his face always gently covered in kisses from Tord. The norsk just wanted to give him a minute to recover, and love on him for a second as a reward for being so good for him.

Tord sighed as he pressed their foreheads together, the gorgeous big brown eyes looking into his own green ones for a few seconds. "Alright, get up love" he leaned back a bit, admittedly a bit begrudgingly, as he helped Edd get off of his cock, shuddering a bit as he did.

Gently, he guided the shorter to sit on the couch where Tom took his hand, pulling him closer and kissing cheek as he blushed deeply, laughing softly. "Com'ere cutie" he said with a smile as he had Edd sit down.

He pretty much pinned Edd to the arm of the couch, having the boy wrap his legs around Tom's waist. The demon then kissed Edd deeply, he was gentle about it, but couldn't help himself from quickly making things more heated, only escalating the situation further when he felt arms being wrapped loosely around his neck.

Edd made a soft muffled noise against Tom's lips, obviously enjoying himself plenty. The taller pressed his tongue into the subs mouth and Edd accepted it right away, holding onto the other a little tighter.

Tom wanted to be careful with Edd and for him to enjoy it as much as he could, but it was obvious he was sort of eager to move along already. The kiss was quickly becoming heated and desperate, Edd tangling his fingers in Tom's hair and giving a sweet little whine followed by a soft moan "m-na~"

Tom really couldn't stand it anymore, he pulled away, both of them taking abnormal breaths as the artist let his eyes flutter back open. "Are you ready Hun?" Tom sounded patient, but one hand was already working on getting his jeans out of the way. Thankfully, Edd nodded and spread his legs a little more as he bit his lip.

"got it" Tom whispered with a nod, mostly to himself. He could feel his own cheeks starting to go pink as he gently pressed the tip of his cock against Edd's hole. The brunette braced himself, holding Tom a little bit closer as he felt him pushing inside and trying to fight down the wine that pulled from his throat but couldn't help it as he was penetrated.

It wasn't difficult since he was already plenty stretched out by Tord, but as as Tom pushed almost all the way in he could feel that it was deeper, squeezing his eyes shut and mumbling "o-oh god.." and pressing his face into Tom's neck "Fuck- please~" He whimpered softly, the taller giving a shaky breath at the tone of his lover's voice. He sounded so needy and desperate, it made Tom's chest flutter.

He started moving, having been almost completely settled inside of him first and he couldn't help himself anymore, so he figured it was enough. The monster started fairly slowly, his thrusts pushing into the boy hard and deep as he closed his eyes, allowing himself to indulge in the fantastic feelings of Edd's walls squeezing around him tight and hot while he listened to his precious little noises.

Gasps and moans, Edd's voice was soft and breathy. He would gasp Tom's name when it pressed into just the right spot for a moment. Unfortunately as a result Tom wasn't focusing on remaining in control nearly as much as he should have been, far too enthralled with his lover, and didn't even realize he was getting significantly harder and faster.

The taller gripped the couch as he got more intense, grunting quietly and huffing as he shoved it deeper. Edd startled slightly at the change, holding onto Tom tighter and crying out, his voice cracking slightly in pleasure.

"O-oh god-!~" the brunette gasped. He was more sensitive than usual from having just cum, and it all felt so raw and overwhelming. Tom was being surprisingly rough with him and didn't yet show any signs of stopping.

The brunettes dick twitched slightly as precum got smeared on the taller man's stomach and Edd could feel his peak starting to build already. It was easy to see because he managed to get even noisier, whimpering Tom's name and broken little strings of nonsense with please for more laced in were the only sounds he made other than incoherent moaning.

Edd nearly ripped the back of his friend's shirt as the knot in his stomach was pulled tighter and tighter, swearing loudly. Tom didn't have the mind to slow down or pause for a moment when he did cum, crying out and spilling his seed onto his own stomach. His lover fucked him hard through his orgasm, listening to how he moaned and whined.

Again he kissed the smaller deeply, mulling his noises as he just got harder, now focusing on trying to reach his own finish that he could feel approaching rapidly. "Ah!~ T-tom~" Edd moaned between the kiss "I-I want it inside, please!~" He begged softly, wincing as he felt Tom shove it deeper, grunting into the kiss. It only took a few more moments for him to push it as deep as he could and came deep inside of Edd, his thrusts slowing and losing their pace as he did.

Both of them were panting as he stopped, the kiss breaking and Tom nuzzling into the crook of Edd's neck as the boy hugged him. "are you alright...?" He had admittedly not intended to be as rough with Edd as he was and was just a little bit worried about him. The artist smiled a bit and nodded "Yeah..." his head was fuzzy and he felt so stuffed.

Tom kissed his cheek, the boy smiling softly, before gently and carefully pulling out. Some of the mess had gotten on the couch, but it was pretty contained for the most part. "o-oh~" Edd whispered as he pulled it out, giving a little breath. Honestly he was kind of glad that this would be over soon, it wasn't that he hadn't enjoyed it, the opposite in fact, he was just going to be very very exhausted after it was all done.

"Alright, come here" Matt's voice reminded both him and Tom what was going on, the shortest taking his arms from Tom's neck and his legs from around the man's waist, getting up and nearly falling as Matt grabbed his hand and sort of tugged him over, legs wobbling slightly as their mess was starting to run down his legs.

Matt rather firmly grabbed Edd's hips, gently rubbing the soft skin with his thumbs as he took a long moment to look the sub over, causing him to blush. He flushed and squirmed a bit, looking away. "ok, get on your knees for me" Matt let his hips go and instead started unbuckling his own jeans, also taking his sweater off. Edd was a little bit surprised, but certainly didn't mind. He quickly did as he was told and got on his knees between Matt's legs, looking up at him.

He actually did get a bit nervous when the ginger's hard cock was presented to him. He didn't think he'd taken something that before, but he didn't wanna let them down, so when he felt a hand in his hair and Matt's voice tell him to "go ahead" he didn't hesitate. First placing a few kisses along the shaft, giving it a few experimental licks as well. It didn't take long for him to work up the courage to take the head into his mouth, just sucking and licking that for a moment as Matt's grip in his hair tightened a bit.

He started to take more, as much as he could comfortably before he started bobbing his head. "Good..." Matt spoke sort of quietly, watching as Edd's cheeks went bright pink all over again. The smaller was actually finding himself really enjoying the treatment, knowing he was doing well and feeling Matt's hand in his hair, he was even kind of enjoying the feeling it the large shaft in his throat as Matt gently pushed him to take more, going further each time.

Edd started to gag, but just bared through it and shut his eyes tight as he took it further but still he couldn't manage to take the whole thing. Matt's was gripping his dark locks at this point, groaning and grunting quietly as he watched. There was something incredibly endearing about how happy Edd seemed to be to do it, it was cute. Matt would sort of pet his head and give him lot's of praise when he did well, and he was surprisingly good at this. The ginger didn't expect him to be, but it felt fantastic.

This only went on for a little while longer though before Edd was rather suddenly pulled off, coughing and taking a few deep breaths, drool running down his chin as he looked up at Matt. He seemed confused and almost disapointed, he wanted the taller to keep fucking his throat, and finish in his mouth. Incredibly tempting honestly, especially with how cute he was looking up at Matt like that. But there would be time for that later, for now he had a better.

He had Edd get up only to almost immediately push him down and bend him over the coffee table "WHA-" Edd yelped, only now starting to understand what is was Matt wanted. The ginger smirked and used one hand to grab Edd's ass, giving it a little squeeze and chuckling softly "Now that's much better, look at you~ so cute" He coed, then turning his attention to Tord who was still in the armchair "you got the lube?" Tord seemed to startle a bit at being addressed, having been very captivated with watching Edd.

"Huh- oh, um, y-yes" He mumbled, grabbing the bottle from the couch and tossing it to Matt. "Fantastic, thanks" he popped it open and poured some into the palm of his hand. "You've been so good for us tonight, putting on such a gorgeous little show~" With one hand he spread Edd's ass, the other smearing lube onto his own cock before lining up with his entrance.

Matt didn't give much of a warning, just the feeling of him pressing against Edd's hole, then roughly thrusting almost all the way in making Edd scream, eyes blowing wide open. "M-Matt!~" he sounded more surprised than anything, moaning as the taller started moving, causing the sub to practically melt against the coffee table, doing his best just to take it.

When Matt pushed it all the way in it was so deep, Edd was already drooling. "And I bet you just love it, don't you? Being such an adorable little fuck toy for us~" he shoved it in especially hard that time causing the man under him to cry out louder, voice breaking slightly.

As Matt got harder and the sound of skin on skin got louder. Edd was just desperately holding onto the coffee table, whining and moaning. "Oh my G-God!~ I can fe-feel it in my tummy~" he mumbled making Matt chuckle softly. The subs brain was so completely fried at this point, he couldn't think about anything other than how good he felt and how stuffed he was and wanting to be a good boy, and he was starting to enjoy it a lot.

This was partially because it was so easy and comfortable, he didn't have to think because they would tell him what to do and he just had to obey. "Fuck, you feel so good Eddie, I really think you might have ruined jerking off for me" Matt teased leaning down a bit to be closer to the other, not letting up with his brutal pace.

"I mean, how in the world am I supposed to effectively get off with just my hand when I know you and your perfect little ass are just down the hall?" He gave the shorter a playful and lighthearted smack on his ass. It didn't really hurt, and was almost affectionate in nature.

Edd was getting close, so oversensitive by this point that there was practically a puddle of precum under him where his cock was pressed against the table. Matt could tell, he smirked a bit as he got harder, having to hold Edd in place at this point while he screamed. "You gonna cum sweetheart? Go ahead, show me how good you feel~" he purred.

It took seconds for the smaller brit to finish like that, panting and moaning loudly with his whole face flushed deep red. When Matt came inside of him he tensed up, whining and giving a little "A-ah~..."

"good boy Edd, you did so amazing~" Matt praised sweetly, slowly rubbing his hands up and down Edd's sides to help him calm down. "You all done baby?~" He asked softly before kissing his neck sweetly. Edd just nodded some, mumbling "mhm"

"thought so. Let's get you cleaned up" He pulled then very carefully and gently scooped him up. "Will you give me a hand?" He glanced at Tom, who nodded and got up as well. "I'll help too!" Tord smiled some as he spoke. "Nope you gotta clean up this mess" the demon crossed his arms.

"Awe what? Why?" "Because it was your idea!" Tord gave a loud and obnoxious groan, but didn't argue any more.

[ew-headyhearts]

hii!! I just came across this blog and it seems too innocent… could u do the main 4 and what they do when they’re topping Y/N?

Okay, this is not a drill, the first NSFW ask for the blog. Everything is under read more, and if you’re at all uncomfortable with sexual situations I recommend you don’t read this one. I made myself embarrassed writing this one, so I hope you enjoy it you nasties <3

TW: N$FW topics (obviously), degrading language, cussing, dirty talk, marking

Side note: I do not mention the reader's genitals, but they are the one getting penetrated. I tried to keep it as gender neutral as possible.

Edd:

He’s a very giving partner in the bedroom. All you have to do is beg him once and he’s ready to go. If you’d let him, he could spend hours between your legs. He especially loves it when his partner sits on his face but that’s a topic for another day. Edd’s a sucker for thighs and loves burying his tongue between your legs. Will use his arms to hold your thighs down on his shoulders while he goes down on you. Don’t be surprised that he won’t stop talking during sex either, he gets so giggly when you’re desperate for him. Don't mistake his playfulness though, he's still the biggest tease. You could be teetering on the brink of orgasm, and he'll pull away to taunt you. "Hmm? Does that feel good? Yeah~? Ohhh I know it does, how could I not~? You sound absolutely filthy under my tongue."

He is the biggest tease on the planet. Lord help anyone who lets him top them. His favorite thing to do is to tease you with just the tip. Edd’s biggest fantasy is fucking his partner with just the tip so that you’re both being edged. He won’t be satisfied until you’re both squirming and barely able to form a coherent thought. He could go on like that for hours if he really wanted to, but he’s really weak when it comes to his partner’s needs. He tries to continue to praise you the whole time but can’t get the words out right as he’s stuttering over his own moans as he gets closer to cumming. "Right there? Mmm~ You like it, right here?" He's also likely to just blurt out a long string of "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you" until it's completely nonsensical babbling.

Matt:

Usually, if you can get him to top, he’s more of a service top. Matt is very receptive to his partner's commands. Constantly asking “Is this good enough?” or he’s begging you to fuck his face. If he notices you’re not giving him the praise he wants, he will get way too into it. He’s also very messy when he’s giving head. I’m talking about your sex and thighs being covered in his spit when he’s done with you. Matt easily comes undone while going down on you too. He'll gladly finish himself off while squirming against the sheets. It's almost as if getting you off strokes his ego enough for him to cum with his mouth against your heat.

If you really want Matt to take a more dominant role though, you’re going to have to bruise his ego. Needless to say, that’s easier said than done. But if you start degrading him when you’re getting intimate, he’ll cave pretty easily. Loves to have his partner spread out wide in his lap, both their thighs on either side of his own. It gives him the best view as he fucks up into your hole in front of the mirror. Will hold your chin and force you to watch him as he whispers filthy words in your ear. It’s obvious Matt’s still vying for your praise though. “Look at how good you look with me stuffed inside of you~” “Come on, lovely~ Tell me how good it feels.” “Where’s that cockiness now, huh?” “No one can fuck you like I can, right angel~?”

Tom:

You know what they say about bassists? Yeah, Tom is a God with his hands. He’ll spend however long you want him to worship your body with his rough hands. He’s very fluid with his movements and knows just how firmly to press into your more sensitive areas. If you’d rather he lavish you with his tongue, he’s happy to provide. Remember how I mentioned he got his tongue split? Yeah, I’ll just leave you with that image.

He’s a biter. Most of the time he’ll leave the hoodie on during sex, so that way he has something to bite down on during sex. He does enjoy marking his partner, but he knows he can get carried away. That asshole will leave bite marks in not subtle places if you let him, and he will look so smug about it. Tom’s also a drooler. It does not matter who is topping, Tom will start drooling the closer he gets to cumming. Just imagine it, Tom fucking you into the mattress with his hoodie bunched up between his teeth to hide the absolutely filthy moans and growls spilling from his lips. He also gets really possessive when he's topping. If he's not biting down on you or something else, he'll growl out his words through gritted teeth. "ohhhh fuck- yeah you take me so good~" "Shit-! You keep on acting like that baby and I might just have to make sure everyone knows who you belong to." "That's right baby, let it out~ Taking this cock so well, fuuuuck yeah~"

Tord:

He is mean in the bedroom, both towards his partner and slightly to himself. Loves overstimulation. He likes to keep track of how many times he makes you cum and will try to top it every session. He doesn’t want to stop until you’re trembling and begging him to stop. Safe words are especially important with this guy. Tord really loves it if you’re the type to cry from overstimulation. He's also got a filthy mouth on him! His praise can border on degrading. “Calling it quits already darling~? How pathetic. I know you can do better than that.” “I’m hearing a lot of ‘please’s and not one time have you used the safe word. Don’t tell me you’re to cock drunk to remember it~”

He is likely to keep going even after he has had his fill. Loves to see his own cum frothing around his cock from his brutal pace. Towards the beginning of sex, Tord is usually so adept with his movements. The longer he goes on he will slowly lose himself to the feeling. Growls and groans descending into whimpers and whines as he grinds his overstimulated cock into your hole. I am so sorry, but this guy definitely does the ahegao face each time he climaxes, and it gets progressively more intense each time. By his fourth orgasm, he cannot even form a coherent string of words, eyes crossed and red-faced.

[ask-dan]

Uh possible request but maybe tord getting railed by Dan with a strap on jsjsjsjsj

((fuck it why not

NSFT under the cut))

[ratscooge23]

My friend told me to draw Edd or tom spanking tord

Here ya go buddy

I think this is my best work yet, you can really tell that my anotomy improved, such emotion and personality into this drawing words can not describe how much this drawing could change the fucking world.

I'm ratscrooge23, thank you for coming to my TED talk

[fucked-up-bitch]

Top, Verse, Or Bottom?

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Dom, Switch, or Sub?

If anyone is interested I could be more specific in a different post

Edd - Switch verse

Matt - Submissive bottom

Tom - Dominant verse

Tord - Switch verse

Eduardo - Dominant verse

Mark - Switch Verse

Jon - Submissive bottom

Todd - Switch top (finally a fucking top)

Paul - Submissive top

Yuu - Submissive verse

Pat - Dominant verse

Yanov - Dominant top

Woah wtf I only have 3 tops in here

[big-anime-totties]

I love ahegao Red Leader