#sinsworld headcanon

[coco-and-creame]

tord nsfw alphabet next pls??

Of course! Here ya go!

NSFW Alphabet - Tord

Content: no pronouns used but reader has a vagina; Tord REALLY loves tits; sex toys; pegging; orgasm denial.

A - aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

He’s such a sweetheart! He runs you a warm bath with a soothing scented bath bomb and your favorite bath soap, and he puts the towel in the dryer for you so that it’s warm and soft when you get out! He’ll get you anything you want or need and then puts on a movie that you can watch while cuddling.

B - body part (his fav on you and his fav on himself)

On himself, Tord likes his hands. Like Edd, he uses his hands a lot since he’s both an inventor and an artist! They’re very large and strong and he’s very very good with them. He loves watching you stretch out around his fingers when he fucks you with them, and he loves the sense of power he gets when he holds you down and grips different parts of your body. There’s just so much he’s able to do with his hands, and he knows you like them too.

On you, he LOVES your boobs. He is 100% a BOOBS MAN!!! He loves when you wear clothes that accentuate your chest, or when you’re having a lazy day at home and you walk around with no bra. He’s the type of guy to sneakily turn the heat down so that it’s colder in the house just so he can see your nipples poke through the fabric of your shirt. When he’s fucking you he has to be fondling your breasts in some way, and when he’s eating you out he reaches up and plays with your nipple while he’s fucking you with his tongue. He just… loves your boobs. It borders on obsession a little bit to be honest.

C - cum (anything to do with cum)

Unless you’re actively trying for a baby or it’s a really special occasion, he avoids cumming inside of you so there’s a lower chance of any surprises. But goddd if it isn’t his favorite thing in the world. He enjoys finishing on your thighs or stomach but nothing compares to how it feels to paint your insides. It’s also a possessive thing - seeing his cum drip out of you makes him feel like only he could ever do this, like he’ll be the only one to ever claim you that way and it drives him insaneeee.

D - dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)

He’s gotten ideas from all the hentai he consumes, and he would want to reenact some of those scenes with you. He’s too shy to admit it though, and he’s scared of making you uncomfortable or running you off. If that’s something you’d be into, you’ll have to bring it up.

E - experience (how experienced is he?)

You’re definitely not his first, but there haven’t been many before you. He clearly learned a lot from his previous partners though! And he has added experience from Japanese comics research he’s done himself. He’s a very attentive lover and a quick learner, paying attention to what you like or don’t like, and he checks in regularly to make sure that you’re enjoying yourself. Sometimes afterwards he asks you what parts you enjoy more and what parts you didn’t like as much. He just wants to make you feel good and happy!

F - favorite position (self explanatory)

Literally just anything that lets him both look at and grab your boobs. He loves cowgirl because it makes it to where he can watch them bounce while you ride him, and he loves being able to grab and suck your nipples into his mouth while you fuck yourself on his cock. He also likes missionary because of how deep it allows him to get inside of you and how close he’s able to be with you while also being able to see your boobs.

G - goofy (is he more funny or serious in the moment?)

I think he’s a good mix of both! He loves making you laugh but is capable of fucking the life out of you in the next second. He’s aware that sex is funny sometimes (especially if something isn’t going as planned) and will take advantage of that, but not to the point where it ruins the mood.

H - hair (anything to do with hair)

He doesn’t shave but keeps it in check. He keeps it trimmed fairly short and is pretty good about maintaining it, but he doesn’t mind shaving if you ask him to.

He couldn’t care less about whether or not you shave because either way he is IN THEREE. Truly does not have a preference and will tell you how pretty you look no matter what. He just wants you to feel confident in yourself, so he likes whatever you like!

I - intimacy (how is he with the romantic aspect?)

He is very tender and loving. Not to be mistaken with gentle. He could be fucking the life out of you but you can still tell he’s doing it with soooo much adoration for you. This man worships the ground you walk on. He kisses every inch of your skin and tells you how incredibly beautiful you are to him because he means it! He plans out super romantic sex for special occasions and anniversaries and your birthday, he’s the type of man to hit you with a romantic dinner date before fucking your brains out because of how much he loves you!

J - jack off (anything to do with masturbation)

He has a pretty high sex drive so depending on how much he gets to see you, he jerks off fairly often. He used to use his hentai mags before he got together with you, but now he has an album of pictures of you in his phone that you’ve sent him or he’s taken. Sometimes if he knows you’re not busy but can’t be with you for some reason he’ll call you for phone sex because the sound of your voice helps him get off. Bonus points if you’re touching yourself at the same time.

K - kink (a kink of his)

TOYS. Oh my god, he loves toys. He loves using a wand on you, he loves watching you fall apart. He'll give you vibrating panties to wear through the day... But also, ride him with a prostate massager in? Oh my god, he's PUTTY in your hands. Nipple clamps? Fucking yes.

L - location (his favorite place to do it)

Anywhere as long as he has you all to himself. If the roommates aren’t home and he’s feeling horny and you’re doing something, he won’t hesitate to come up behind you, kissing your neck and whispering the nastiest shit in your ear. The same goes for you, if you come to him he’s dropping everything for you, no matter what or where. He does prefer the bedroom though, that way he has room to toss you around and use any toys or other things on you. It also makes aftercare and cleanup easier. Usually if it’s not in the bedroom it’s a quickie and he doesn’t go all out.

M - motivation (what gets him going?)

Anything you do has this man ready, but he loves when you initiate. He loves feeling wanted by you, so tell him if you want him! If you come up behind him while he’s doing something and start rubbing his shoulders while you whisper in his ear he will take you as soon as humanly possible.

N - no (something he won’t do)

He hates impact play. Doesn’t want to hit you ever, or cause any actual pain to you. He may give in if you ask him enough, but even then it takes a lot of convincing and he has to be certain you want it. The same thing goes for degradation and humiliation, he has moral qualms with physical and emotional hurt because of his father and he never wants to be like him, so to say the least he’ll freak out a little bit if you ask for that.

No matter how passionate he gets, he only wants to treat you with love and respect.

O - oral (preference on giving or receiving)

He is absolutely a GIVERRR. This man LOVES eating pussy and could genuinely die happy between your thighs. Don’t get him wrong, he loves receiving but he just can’t get enough of the taste of you on his tongue. He’s waking you up with it and putting you to sleep with it. He loves it when you sit on his face and he can watch you ride his tongue from underneath. He is just a MUNCH!

P - pace (fast, slow, stamina, etc.)

He has a lot of stamina and can and will go for multiple rounds, he tends to go fast and deep. He never ever finishes before you because he’s a gentleman! If he does get tired and you want more he’ll happily use his mouth or fingers until you’re satisfied.

R - risk (is he game to experiment or take risks?)

He’d love to experiment, but like I said earlier he’s shy and is scared of making you uncomfortable so he doesn’t usually bring things up himself. If you want to experiment then you’ll have to initiate it, and he isn’t particularly bothered if it doesn’t work out!

S - stamina (how many rounds can he go?)

Like I said, he has a lot of stamina and can usually go for multiple rounds. You guys have sex often so there’s usually no need for more rounds but who is he to complain? Whatever you need, he’s willing to give!

T - toys (does he own toys? does he use them?)

Like I said he LOVES toys. Before the two of you got together he had one fleshlight he used, but once you started your sexual relationship he slowly started building a collection of toys for the two of you to use on each other. He has lots of different wands, vibrators and different types of dildos he’ll use on you. He loves using nipple clamps on you for obvious reasons.

Now on him, he LOVES being pegged. He buys a very large red strap for you to use on him. It’s amazing to see how he completely MELTS underneath you. His mind goes blank when you hit his prostate, his eyes roll into the back of his head and his mouth opens and he drools everywhere. He’s so so pretty when he subs. The prettiest ever.

U - unfair (how much does he like to tease?)

Tord spoils you and he knows it but he doesn’t really care. In his eyes, you deserve it! He doesn’t tease you too much because if you even give him the slightest signal that you want something he’s folding immediately. He just wants to make you happy! He’s not a fan of orgasm denial, he much prefers to overstimulate you if anything.

Now if you wanted to do orgasm denial on him… he turns into the whiniest, neediest man ever. Imagine using your hand or a cock ring on him and every single time he gets close, you leave him teetering on the edge. Or rubbing your clit up and down on his cock, teasing his tip with your wet slit, maybe even letting the head slip in before leaving him hanging high and dry for who knows what time that night? Hearing him whine and tell you he’ll do anything to cum. He just becomes so pathetic and needy, it’s addictive seeing what you can make this usual stoic and quiet man into.

V - volume (how loud is he?)

I wouldn’t say he’s loud but he’s very vocal. He moans so so prettily and gets louder when he cums. He’s not exactly talkative, he’ll mix English and Norwegian when he’s close to where it’s just gibberish but you can tell he’s trying to tell you how good he feels and how much he loves you. He gets extremely talkative and vocal when he’s subbing though. Whines and cries about how good you’re making him feel when he’s getting pegged. Sometimes he’ll shove his face into the pillow if he thinks he’s being too loud, if you grab his hair and pull his head up so he can’t hide he gets even louder because fucking loves having his hair pulled.

W - wild card (random headcanon)

He wants to titty-fuck you and then cum all over your face. That’s it, that’s his #1 fantasy.

X - x-ray (what’s going on underneath those clothes?)

9.3 inches, and he’s soooo thick and heavy. The veins are prominent and you can feel them rubbing against your walls when he’s fucking you. The tip is slightly more pink than the rest and he leaks a lot of pre, especially when you first start touching him. It’s just so pretty, just like the rest of him!

Y - yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

High!!! He’s crazy about you and genuinely always wants to be touching you. If you’re living with him, you probably have sex four or five times a week on average. He specifically makes time for it, even if your schedules clash. He wants you to know how much he appreciates you and shows it through mind blowing orgasms!

Z - zzz (how fast does he fall asleep afterwards?)

He gets a short little burst of energy directly afterwards, which he uses to clean up and get you taken care of in any way you might need. But honestly, he is crashing not long after. He puts a lot of effort in! Once he’s sure you’re comfortable he is knocked out in minutes and sleeps like the dead. He used to have horrible insomnia but he gets great sleep now because if you’re around, you’re basically fucking each other to sleep most nights!

[iloveyousomuchxoxoxo]

I saw ur pinned post! I was wondering if you could do yandere headcanons for EW Edd x reader (fem pleaseee :33) can they also be sfw and nsfw??

I’m prob gonna come back a lot LMAO

whoa.. finallty getting to my rwqeuests also the layout gonna be lazy and not as pretty cos im still not feeling too good!!?!!!!!! yes sir ok anyways onto the hcs

" You drive me insane. "

warnings; dead dove don't eat, yandere, sexual stuff, Edd being a creep Headcanons

Alone time? When EDD is obsessed with you? HAH LMAOFDSUAHDDSAHSAS

yeah, no, you don't get alone time anymore.

He loves being around you. I mean, c'mon, he's in the presence of an angel, right?? Why wouldn't he adore it

And why wouldn't he get hard simply from watching you?

Moving on from that

He does his best to never let you lift a finger. You're hungry? He'll cook for you. Need laundry done? He'll do it for you. Groceries?- you get the idea.

Although, he's usually the reason you want to do laundry yourself, since you find your panties are often missing, and Edd looks quite guilty when you ask him about it.

To be honest, he only fully trusts Tom, Matt and Tord to be around you alone. Anyone else, no matter what gender, he will need to be there with you. NSFW (both sexual, and things that would need a heavy TW. Proceed with caution, lovely<3) ONLY HCS BELOW

Would carve your name/initials into himself, getting hard at the feeling of "belonging" to you

I feel like he's a bit of a sadiomasochist, so he'd want you to put out a cigarette on him, he'd also like to choke you out when he's jealous, relishing in the way you'd gasp for air and beg for him to stop

Anything below the waist is off-limits if he doesn't have consent. If you don't want a kiss, he'll tell you to suck it up. But if you don't want him to touch you in that way, he won't

But if you did want that kind of thing, he is ready 24/7.

Pace is deep and slow. Loves hearing your whines and pleas for him to go faster

grajgjjhshhs i hope you like it mwa mwa mwa

[totally-a-different-person]

who, as a dom, is the most into control/the most controlling?

so it's between Tord Eduardo and Matt and all for totally different reasons which is fun

For Tord it ties into a few things but it's definitely the reason behind his bondage kink, as well as the begging and the edging, anything that involves him being in a position of total power is a huge turn on (gestures to the whole army thing)

Eduardo's isn't as much about being in control as it is just enjoying dominating someone, I even think he wouldn't enjoy bondage because he feels like it's cheating in a way, he wants them to stay put just because he told them to, he wants to control them in a less literal way

And for Matt yes he loves being in control but that's not even the part that does it for him, it's more the fact that the other person isn't in control, to know that he's got them completely submitted to him, and he knows that they know that they're completely at his mercy, he just likes the look on their face

[fucked-up-bitch]

Top, Verse, Or Bottom?

+

Dom, Switch, or Sub?

If anyone is interested I could be more specific in a different post

Edd - Switch verse

Matt - Submissive bottom

Tom - Dominant verse

Tord - Switch verse

Eduardo - Dominant verse

Mark - Switch Verse

Jon - Submissive bottom

Todd - Switch top (finally a fucking top)

Paul - Submissive top

Yuu - Submissive verse

Pat - Dominant verse

Yanov - Dominant top

Woah wtf I only have 3 tops in here

[obsessive-sin]

Pls do some breeding kink hc for tord 😭

Haven't had the energy to write recently but god this lives in my head rent free. This man is MENACE

- It starts out subtle. Once Tord cum inside his s/o, he'll stay inside them for just a little longer. He'll stop them from trying to get up, making the excuse that he just wants to kiss them once more before finally pulling out.

- He becomes fixated on making sure he's inside his s/o when he cums, even if he has a condom on. Any time his s/o suggests he pulls out (whether that be if they just want to watch him cum or have him cum on them), he argues heavily and presses himself as deep as can inside them.

- At some point, Tord stops being as subtle and goes full on, "I love filling you with my cum :)" and his s/o figures it out.

- If his s/o is okay with it, he'll go all out. Often, he'll tie them up and just fill them over and over until the both of them are exhausted. Praises them and rambles about breeding them and raising a child (even if his s/o can't get pregnant, he'll talk their ear off unless it bothers them).

- Will also cockwarm them for increasingly long periods of time after he fills them. He'll hold them there, murmuring praise and sweet nothings as he presses kiss after kiss onto their skin.

- Tord is a big fan of plugging up his s/o's hole and will experiment with different kinds of plugs if his s/o is fine with it. Tries things that range from regular plugs to vibrating plugs. His s/o's gotta feel pleasure too :).

- Going back to the tied up thing, Tord would research the best positions to keep his s/o in and then just. Pound them until either his s/o uses the safe word or until he's satisfied (while also making sure his s/o is satisfied). Whichever comes first. Absolutely loves how his s/o writhes and can't seem to stop clenching hard around him when he cums inside them.

[obsessivelyloved]

could i ask for nsfw headcanons for yandere tord with short fem s/o? :0

This is my first time writing out nsfw headcanons, so my thoughts are all over the place, I'm so sorry. Thank you for the request!!

Also I wrote a small bonus drabble at the bottom 👉👈

Minors dni I check and I will block you.

- Since Tord is taller than his s/o, he absolutely adores how he can just engulf her. As a result, his favorite positions are the ones that allow him to watch her face as he pounds into her and the ones that allow him to hold her.

- If anyone flirts with his s/o while they're out and about, one of the first things he does when they get home is pin her to the wall and take her there. His s/o has trouble walking the next day, causing him to be incredibly smug.

- Tord bites, like a lot. Every time he fucks his s/o, he leaves her covered in hickeys and bite marks. But if any of them bother his s/o too much, he'll kiss the marks and promise to be more gentle next time.

- Major overstimulation kink. He just loves to watch his s/o's face twist and her eyes tear up as she begs him to slow down. Also just likes making sure his s/o has a good time and making her cum over and over ensures that.

- Again, does not at all like anyone giving his s/o any kind of attention. Will hold his s/o down to eat her out until his jaw is sore to prove that he'll treat them better than that person who "looked at you funny".

- He likes being between his s/o's legs, whether it be pounding into her or eating her out, often but won't push if she isn't in the mood or doesn't want to do anything. Tord will just pull her into a heated kiss before excusing himself to take care of his problem.

- Often he fucks her hard and fast, but occasionally he likes to hold her close and take his time, watching her expression as he fucks her slow and hard. Even rarer is when sit up and he'll hold her and kinda just, bounce her on his cock. Or he'll hold her close to his chest and thrust up into her while whispering nasty words into her ear.

- Tord has a very large imagination. He's got ideas piled up from all the hentai he's read and if his s/o is okay with it, he'll try them out with her.

BONUS:

"Yes that's it, love, just like that," Tord crooned. "Good girl. You're taking me so well."

He chuckles as he feels your arms weakly push at his chest.

"Tord, please!" You gasp. "It's too much!"

"It's alright honey, you can cum for me one more time."

He cups your face and pressed kiss after kiss onto your face. Your moans were like music to his ears. Tord pulls away from your face to wrap his arms around you and pound harder into your tight hole. Your hole flutters and he shudders as your walls tighten around him.

Oh how he loved it when you came while he fucked you senseless. You always squeezed his cock in the best ways and he needed to feel it again.

You babble incoherently as his pace never waivers.

"I'm sorry," he says sweetly, not at all sorry. "Just one more time, please? Let me feel your cunt squeeze me one last time. I promise it'll feel so good and then I'll fill you up with my cum."

[zackieboyo]

Matt Headcanons

(k, before I start, Matt is my favorite character, don’t @ me)

General HCs

Overdramatic. not as much as Tord but still

Scared of those little wind noises in the middle of the night cuz he thinks they’re ghost sounds

Terrible cook. Burns the salad

Rich family. Very rich. But he’s disowned so he’s a poor fucker.

His therapist tells him he’s a narcissist... right after he tells him to put down the mirror

Allergic to dogs and explosions, as is canon

Very scary when he’s angry. Scary man. ah

Occasional drinker, only really when he’s in a very big mood(overly excited or upset). If he does drink, however, he gets wasted. 

Flirty af. He be a big flirt. Flirty-flirt flirt man

Quite content with his life

not very easily embarrassed. He thinks everyone loves everything he does

gay. big gay. the big, fat homo

needs a lot of attention, just like Tord. Only Matt’s an even bigger attention seeker

small brain. little dumdum no brain

Likes doing people’s hair, which he does a lot with Tord.

adorable. so cute. he is so adorable

not an “UwU soft boi”, he will literally kill you.

mood swings. not adding anything else to that one

ticklish af. Everywhere is a tickle spot

     Look HCs!

Has heterochromia. One eye is blue, the other is green

Does not want a beard ever. He likes to show off his chin. Can’t even grow one anyway...

Freckles all over his body. 

Vampire teeth. Can’t get rid of them

Very pale skin. A lot of people ask him if he’s alright because he looks terrified with that pasty-ass skin(left over from the vampire stuff, just like the vampire teeth)

haha, stick

     NSFW HCs(cuz we did it for Tord so why not)!

very horny very easily

His sweet spot is the back of his neck

sensitive cheeks

When horny and alone, he’ll take off his clothes and put a stuffed animal over his pp. Basically like a censor.

Doesn’t watch porn. he uses his imagination like a creative boi.

Bottom. Cannot top unless you let him. he is an absolute wimp.

probably sucked Tord’s dick at one point...

[pond-child-edd]

comic made by neep(she/her)

initially started out as a joke comic based on my reinterpretation of the eddsworld characters, specifically the classic era. the story itself is roughly based on Zombeh Attack, and has devolved into a zombie apocalypse character drama which i LOVE to work on.

thank you so much if you decide to read <3

CHAPTER 1 PAGE 1 HERE

CHAPTER 2 PAGE 1 HERE

CHAPTER 3 PAGE 1 HERE

TAG GUIDE

#pond child narrative - the tag for the main story, numbered in a chronological order.

#side stuff - answers to ask box queries and bonus art. Sometimes overlaps with updates but almost always art based.

#update - any kind of announcements or updates we want to inform you of. No matter how stupid they may be.

Please dm me if you’re interested in joining the discord server!!

FAQ -we are more than happy to recieve any fan content ! -the comic is entirely drawn in mspaint -ABSOLOUTELY NO NSFW/SINSWORLD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. -headcanons for the characters is all cool with us as so long as they are respectful! -you may use our art for edits, icons etc. just credit the artist!

Glad you enjoy our stuff, have a nice day!!

[eddsworld-tmnt-au]

EW/TMNT AU Bio: Basic Information:

AU Guide:

Eddsworld Classic = 1978-2011 (+comics of that time) TMNT

Eddsworld Legacy= 2012 TMNT

Eddsworld Beyond= ROTTMNT

Characters:

Edd-> Leo

Matt-> Donnie

Tord-> Raph

Tom-> Mikey

Tags

#ewtmnt au -> main tag

#ewtmnt au {classic}

#ewtmnt au {legacy}

#ewrottmnt au

#ewmutantmayhem

Story/Comics/Animations

Links {TBA}

Disclaimer

-Fan content is highly appreciated!

-NSFW Do NOT interact. This AU is not made for Sinsworld

-Icons/ Edits are fine as long as proper credit is given

-Headcanons are fine as long as they are respectful

Hope you enjoy this AU have a nice day

[aspiring-harpoon-gun]

Ayooo! Anybody wanna give me a ship or a character and I'll give you a couple of headcanons? Whether it be dating headcanons, friendship headcanons, and even NSFW headcanons.

There are no limits.

I will do:

Ellsworld

Sinsworld

WTFuture

Edd

Power Edd

Tom

Monster Tom

Matt

Vampire Matt

Tord

Edwardo

Jon

Mark

Pat

Paul

And pretty much any ship.

My inbox is open so don't be afraid to request something. Make sure to specify!!

[coco-and-creame]

NSFW Alphabet - Edd

He’s my favorite AHHHHHHHH I love him so much AGHHHHHHHDBDHDJDJ

Content: no pronouns used but reader has a vagina; that’s it lol this one isn’t too crazy.

A - aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

I think he’s one of the most attentive partners you could have! He asks you directly what he can do for you while he’s cleaning you up a bit with a warm towel. He’ll give you anything you ask for, whether it be food, water, a shower, something funny to watch, or to just cuddle and be together.

B - body part (his fav on you and his fav on himself)

On himself, Edd likes his hands. He uses them a lot since he’s an artist, and he’s very good with them. He loves watching you stretch out around his thicker fingers when he fucks you with them. They’re just very large and strong, and he loves how he can hold you down with them and grip different parts of your body. His hands just hold so much power, and he knows you love them too.

On you, he loves your legs. Mostly your thighs, but really all of your legs. He loves when you wear things that show them off and has a tendency to kiss you from your ankles alllllll the way up before he eats you out.

C - cum (anything to do with cum)

Unless you’re actively trying for a baby or it’s a really special occasion, he avoids cumming inside of you so there’s a lower chance of any surprises. But goddd if it isn’t his favorite thing in the world. He enjoys finishing on your thighs or stomach but nothing compares to how it feels to paint your insides. He thinks it’s partly a possessive thing - seeing his cum drip out of you makes him feel like only he could ever do this, like he’ll be the only one to ever claim you that way and it drives him insaneeee.

D - dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)

He has lots of… less than innocent drawings of you. Just don’t look in his sketchbooks if you don’t want to find out.

E - experience (how experienced is he?)

You’re definitely not his first, but there haven’t been many before you. I’d say he’s had three or four previous partners before you and he clearly learned a lot from them! He’s a very attentive lover and a quick learner. He pays attention to what you like and don’t like, and he’ll check in with you often to make sure you’re enjoying yourself.

F - favorite position (self explanatory)

He is a doggy and prone bone LOVERRRRR. Literally anything that allows him to look at and grab your ass. He’s an ass man and these give him a great view!! He loves how deep he can get in either position, and especially likes being able to put his full weight on top of you in prone bone. He won’t hurt you, but he knows you like being pressed up against each other like that and it gives him easy access to kiss your neck and talk in your ear. It also makes him feel hugeee because he easily covers your entire body.

G - goofy (is he more funny or serious in the moment?)

I think he’s a good mix of both! He loves to make you laugh but is capable of ruining you in the next second. He’s aware that sex is funny sometimes (especially if something isn’t going as planned) and will take advantage of that, but not to the point where it ruins the mood.

H - hair (anything to do with hair)

He doesn’t shave but keeps it in check. He keeps it trimmed fairly short and is pretty good about maintaining it, but he doesn’t mind shaving if you ask him to.

He couldn’t care less about whether or not you shave because either way he is IN THEREE. Truly does not have a preference and will tell you how pretty you look no matter what. He just wants you to feel confident in yourself, so he likes whatever you like!

I - intimacy (how is he with the romantic aspect?)

He is very tender and loving. Not to be mistaken with gentle. He could be fucking the life out of you but you can still tell he’s doing it with soooo much adoration for you. This man worships the ground you walk on. He kisses every inch of your skin and tells you how incredibly beautiful you are to him because he means it! Plans out super romantic sex for anniversaries and your birthday. He’s the type of man to hit you with the trail of rose petals and candlelight before fucking your brains out just because he loves you!

J - jack off (anything to do with masturbation)

He has a pretty high sex drive so depending on how much he gets to see you, he jerks off fairly often. He doesn’t like porn but has an album in his phone full of pictures you’ve sent him or the two of you together. Sometimes if he knows you’re not busy but can’t be with you for some reason he’ll call you for phone sex because the sound of your voice helps him get off. Bonus points if you’re touching yourself at the same time.

K - kink (a kink of his)

SIZE. KINK. My man is tall and chubby and he LOVES being bigger than you. He’s also really strong because of his powers and loves showing off that strength in bed! A big fan of a mating press because it’s just so easy to fold you in half! Even if you’re tall or plus sized he is so so strong and the way he handles you makes it seem like you’re tiny. He’s just. Huge. So you probably are small compared to him, no matter what.

This extends to how big his dick is as well - he’s thick and seeing the way you literally stretch around him drives him insane.

L - location (his favorite place to do it)

Edd likes to have you in bed, away from anyone else’s eyes or other distractions. He likes having the space to kinda toss you around and wants you to be as comfortable as possible. Sometimes if the roommates aren’t home and he knows he has you all alone he’ll maybe have you on the couch or on the counter, but ultimately he’s gonna want to have you in bed, which also makes aftercare and cleanup easier!

M - motivation (what gets him going)

Uhh, the wind? Anything you do has this man bricked up. Wearing his clothes? Doing your makeup? Talking? Laughing? Bending over? Kissing him? He’s ready. Everything you do is sexy to him. He does especially love when you initiate though. You coming to him and letting him know you’re in the mood will always do it for him. He likes to feel wanted by you, so tell him you want him! If you come up behind him while he’s doing something and start rubbing his shoulders while you whisper in his ear he will take you to bed as soon as humanly possible.

N - no (something he won’t do)

I feel like he isn’t into degradation at all. He thinks it doesn’t feel natural and why would he want to be mean to you anyway? He doesn’t mean any of that, so why would he say it? The most you could get out of him is him calling you a slut or something but even then it takes some convincing and he’ll only do it if he’s absolutely positive you want it. He has moral qualms with slut shaming and doesn’t really like calling you anything in that vain.

O - oral (preference on giving or receiving)

Eater! Munch! Face seat! This guy LOVES eating pussy and could genuinely die happy between your thighs. Don’t get me wrong, he likes receiving, but he absolutely adores making you cum on his tongue. He’s waking you up with it and putting you to sleep with it. If he grew facial hair he’d be one of those guys that has bleached patches because he is just alwayyyssss eating you out. He likes having you sit on his face and will pull you down onto his mouth if you start to lift your hips. Argue with the wall he is a MUNCH!

P - pace (fast, slow, stamina, etc)

He has a lot of stamina and can and will go for multiple rounds, he tends to go fast and deep. No matter how insatiable you could be, he delivers and satisfies. He never ever finishes before you because he’s a gentleman! If he does get tired and you want more he’ll happily use his mouth or fingers until you’re satisfied.

R - risk (is he game to experiment or take risks?)

He has no problem trying new things but it’s usually something brought up by you. He knows what he likes and doesn’t typically feel the need to switch things up unless you express that desire. He isn’t particularly risky (e.g public sex) but he’s happy to experiment privately! Sometimes he’ll see a video or article about something you haven’t tried together and send it to you in case it was something you were afraid to bring up. He wants you to be able to tell him about the things you’re curious about so you can try them together, and he isn’t particularly bothered if it doesn’t work out!

S - stamina (how many rounds can he go?)

Like I said, he has a lot of stamina and can usually go for multiple rounds. You guys have sex often so there’s usually no need for more rounds but again, he delivers and satisfies. Whatever you need, he’s willing to give! He can get overstimulated easily though so sometimes he’ll need some downtime in between!

T - toys (does he own toys? does he use them?)

He owns one fleshlight from before you got together but hardly ever uses it. Once in a blue moon if you’ve been apart for a long time he’ll bring it out but he usually doesn’t feel the need to. He doesn’t mind using toys together but I don’t think he necessarily goes out of his way to do so! But uh if he catches you using one he’s finishing you off with it before fucking you himself.

U - unfair (how much does he like to tease?)

Edd spoils you and he knows it but he doesn’t really care. In his eyes, you deserve it! He doesn’t tease you too much because if you even give him the slightest signal that you want something he’s folding immediately. He just wants to make you happy! He’s not a fan of orgasm denial, he much prefers to overstimulate you if anything.

V - volume (how loud is he?)

Like I said before he’s all in your ear. I wouldn’t say he’s loud but he’s very vocal. He moans so so so pretty and gets louder when he cums. He’s fairly talkative as well, he tells you alllll about how good your pussy feels and how good you’re taking him. He’s capable of being quiet but why would he be? He wants you to know how good you make him feel so why would he ever hold it back? He doesn’t understand guys who are quiet in bed and never has. He loves to tell you how much he adores you when he’s giving you the dicking down of the century and he thinks it’s cute when you get all flustered from it!

W - wild card (random headcanon)

He whines if you pull his hair. That’s it.

X - x-ray (what’s going on underneath those clothes?)

Whew. 9.5 inches hard and soooo thick and heavy. Slightly thicker just below the tip. He has a few prominent veins and the tip is slightly pink and he leaks a lot of pre, especially when you start touching him. It’s so so pretty just like the rest of him!

Y - yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

High!!! He’s crazy about you and genuinely always wants to be touching you. If you’re living with him, you probably have sex four or five times a week on average. He specifically makes time for it, even if your schedules clash. He wants you to know how much he appreciates you and shows it through world ending orgasms!

Z - zzz (how fast does he fall asleep afterwards?)

He gets a short little burst of energy directly afterwards, which he uses to clean up and get you taken care of in any way you might need. But honestly, he is crashing not long after. He puts a lot of effort in! Once he’s sure you’re comfortable he is knocked out in minutes and sleeps like the dead. He gets great sleep because if you’re around, you’re basically fucking each other to sleep most nights!

[joscarlz]

get yr fuckin transphobia out of here

[totally-a-different-person]

what are the main four's masterbaition tendencies? like when they really want to pamper themselves and do everything they like, focusing on feeling good

I like this, I feel like we don't focus a lot on solo pleasure very often so this will be fun

starting with Tom, I see him being a pillow humper tbh, both with clothes on or just raw, but other than that he's all hands. I also think he doesn't watch a lot of porn like at all, he relies mostly on his imagination

For Edd, I'm sure I've talked before about how he likes his toys, he's only got a few though and he doesn't use them too often unless he wants to treat himself, he likes to use a vibrator on his dick while he fingers himself, and I think it's only fair to give him a dildo, likely smaller than an average dick would be but not by much, I think he might like porn and if so it's probably fairly vanilla stuff and not something he watches very often

I can see Matt owning toys, but not using them on himself, other than a fleshlight, I can see him using one of those. I think he would honestly be more likely to jerk off to a picture of himself or in front of a mirror than porn, he's a "I would rather look at myself naked then 99% of them people I sleep with" and more power to him tbh

And for Tord, he jerks off almost exclusively to hentai, and I CAN see him being into butt stuff but he'd only use his fingers. He's got plenty of hentai and porn magazines and I think he would like those more than stuff online, so every time he "self completes" he gets to look at them all and be like "hm... what am I in the mood for?" and I think that's funny

[goblinrunt]

Dm me y’all!!

Literate Eddsworld Roleplay?

Be literate! Advanced lit! 2-4 paragraphs is the least.

Be okay with being Matt or Edd, Tord

Depending on the ship but Tord and Tom are the only characters I can be

Ships:

TordMatt

TordTom

TordEdd

TomEdd

TomMatt

TomTord

EddMatt

Polyworld

Be okay with Dom Edd n Matt

Or Dom Tord depending on the ship :)

Dm me if you’re up for it!

[obsessive-sin]

Do you have any more hcs on the monster Tom knotting thing? What you put in the tags was so good

I have one! If Tom's s/o has plans that he does not care for or doesn't like, he'll do his damndest to seduce them before or as he transforms. If he succeeds, he'll keep his s/o trapped on his knott as their plans pass by and spends a good while in bed with them, being incredibly loving and cuddly. And also does what I left in the tags, which I will now immortalize in a post <3:

Tom almost always makes sure he's pressed right against his s/o's sweet spot before he locks them together. A lot of the time, if he's in the mood for it, he'll tease them about how they seem to can't stop squirming or even releasing for however long he keeps the knott in them.

[obsessivelyloved]

Sheeesh bro, can I get some

NSFW Tom HCs for fem!reader. Sorry, I’m on a Tom kick.

It's okay! I adore him. Sorry this is a little short, I was afraid of being repetitive and being too similar to the nsfw Tord headcanons.

Thank you for the request <3

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- Tom doesn't mind if he's top or bottom. He just likes being with the reader and knowing that it's him that makes her feel so good. Some days though, he does enjoy having her beneath him, with her legs wrapped around his waist and her arms around his neck.

- He doesn't always have a lot of energy so often he lasts maybe two rounds before he's tired. If the reader has lots of energy/a high drive, he'll eat her out until she's exhausted. Tom will spend as long as he can between her legs, sucking her clit and curling his fingers against that spot that makes her see stars until she's pleading to him that it's too much.

- Has a bit of a biting kink. He's got sharp teeth and he's a little afraid of hurting her with them, but he loves to leave hickeys all over her and nibble on them.

- If Tom sees the reader wearing his hoodie, he instantly gets hard. Especially if he's taller than her and his hoodie dwarfs her. He'll push his hoodie up and fuck her hard while it's on.

- When he's on top, he likes to take a slow pace. He feels like it shows reader how much he loves her and sometimes, he can make her cum a few times on his cock before he's tired and switches to eating her out.

- The time's anyone flirts with her, he'll keep her legs over his shoulders and fuck her hard while praising her and asking her if anyone else can make her feel that good.