#sussy scientist will be sussy

[narashikari]

Clone Shouma is Bitter Gavv... Suspect # 1 for creating Clone Shouma is Suga... Chocold is coming onto the scene as well...

What if Clone Shouma was the one who created Chocold (the Gochizo for the new Valen form) and Suga gives the Gochizou to Hanto- passing it off as something he created himself- once Hanto no longer has access to Gochizou from Shouma?

After all, Chocold seems to be based on dark chocolate... aka bittersweet chocolate...

I also think it's possible Suga could just create Chocold himself, if Nylev gave him his notes on how he created Vram's Gochizou. After all, Nyelv owes him since he's the one who introduced him to the pudding that inspired his Rider...

Another possibility I thought of is that Shouma- assuming that Suga is on their side due to Hanto working with him- gives him some Chocodons for Hanto (since he still cares about Hanto but is understandably not ready to confront him directly), but instead of just handing them over, Suga experiments on the Gochizou to somehow turn them into Chocold. We already know he's already experimented on them before to create Valen's gear, so he's not above hurting the little guys for his own purposes.

But the result is the same: Hanto is forced to rely on him more- which seems to Suga's aim- in order to manipulate him for his own ends. And it isolates him even more from Shouma, which may be something Nylev put him up to.

[iwontusethis255]

WADDLE HAT FANS I SUMMON THEE, FOR THIS IS...

THE KIRBY AU EVER (stylized as "the kirby au ever.")

CHARACTERS

Kirder (they/them): fanon “kills gods for cake” kirby, no personality, essencially a weapon of mass destruction used by The Queen for whatever endangers the place

Met Nit (he/him): literally the exact same personality but is shittily drawn in ms paint, the text changes for what's funny, but it is physical

Queen Thethethe (The Queen for short, rhymes with Dedede) (she/her): essencially a sassier Dedede in drag, dress changes between shots

Waddle Hat (Wadhat for short, Waddle Dee with a hat for long) (she/her): literally the most milquetoast, basic, average gal, lowest ranking of these 4, as Met Nit is The Queen's left hand, and Kirder is the afformentioned weapon, so she's rarely needed

Mark (he/him): extremely serious. Still in a jester fit for inexplicable reasons, whats his deal

Magolor 2 (he/she): grey and has a red 2 on them, otherwise normal, if not stupid and easy to fool (created by @xmagicalpotatox)

Sussy (she/her): weird holographic angler fish thing attempting to lure people to the shadows. how wacky! what a jokester she is!

The Ranza (she/her): genderbent. Looks identical. more studious and somewhat of an inventor, marital status unknown

Fecto Sapphilis (she/they): once contained being, didn’t revert to “elfilin” as there isnt one, now just hangs around, in lesbians with wadhat

Mropho (they/he): 2010s tumblr sexyman twinkified god (/neg) and probably not much else

Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura (Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura): the main villain.(..?) The Lone Evergreen. WAY too serious for the circumstances, you must refer to Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura only by Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura's name

Rope MF (he/him): An anomaly. really likes ropes. wait... what was I talking about...? (created by @mint-termsandconditions)

Wow! what funny wacky joke characters!

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What if I gave them serious lore.

LORE

in the ancient past, flora and plantlife grew throughout the world... until Haltmann Co. arrived. with their machinery and aided by a mythical figure named Opho, they had successfully eliminated any and all plant life on the planet, but somehow managed to fail and die off. and in their rubble, on the fiery wings of a butterfly, a single sapling grew from the ash. meanwhile, a lone computer program was left standing, 5U557.exe. this was a failsafe meant to assist the empire should something go wrong, so Sussy began to rebuild an already doomed and deceased populous.

in more recent times, the brilliant scientist The Ranza and her assistant Mark have successfully created The Dimensional Mirror. this device allowed anyone to travel between dimensions. The Ranza allowed her lovely wife to test it out first, with Mark to go with and assist with return. but unfortunately, the woman was lost, and Mark had seen things he was never meant to, and gone mad. The Ranza used the mirror daily to search for her lost love, eventually discovering that intense dimensional travel made the very fabric of reality shake and shutter, so she sadly gave up on finding her love. meanwhile, Mark had adorned himself in jester attire and decided to rule the world to "PROTECT IT FROM THE FLAMES." as he put it. Kirder was easily able to defeat him, and he seems to be back to normal.

more recent now, a gal by the name of Magolor 2 was strolling through the worlds wonderous mushroom forests when she noticed something... the ground was covered with strange flat green oval things... weird... she turned around to try and sell the new find, but tall brown spikes suddenly covered her exit. only one way now. a voice beckoned to her. to follow. to LISTEN. and soon, she came face to face with a life form she could not comprehend. Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura spoke with her, saying that if she helped the tree gain control of this world, she would surely be rewarded. Magolor 2 accepted the offer and was soon overtaken by odd green snake like things puppeting her every motion, and with their powers combined, they attempted to sieze the world. Kirder stopped them immediately, but Magolor 2 continued to serve Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura, now a known threat to The Queen.

This is where Waddle Hat comes in. she had recently passed her Waddle Guard trials with mediocre colors, but since she was the only one who showed up to work past day one, she quickly rose the ranks. until she found a new member of the group. a quaint little fellow, said his name was Rope MF, then proceeded to talk Wadhat's nonexistant ears off with rope trivia. the two have been best friends ever since. one day on a patrol sent by the queen to investigate a weird thing underground, the two found a large crystal with a large being place inside, dormant. Rope MF accidently broke the crystal, and the impossing figure stared down at the two with a glare in their eye. then introduced herself as Fecto Sapphilis.

Days became weeks became months as the 3 became more and more tightly knit, with Wadhat and Sapphilis eventually starting to date. Rope MF is not a good wingman, by the way. regardless, the three frie

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wait... what was that...? why couldn't you... remember... Oh! Rope MF! How's my bestie doing?

Anyway, the 3(?̵͖̮͉͇͂̈͘) once were tasked with finding a way to stop Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura for good, the tree was growing in power by the day. so they headed over to the place, wadhat insisting they may be able to just talk it out. They were met with Magolor 2 standing guard, who proceeded to accidently explain Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura's entire motivation of being the last remaining plantlife. oh. oops. well at least they don't know that Sussy knows more info about this- ah shit there they go. So they went to visit Sussy. Sussy had wallowed in loneliness for centuries by this point, and had made no progress in rebuilding Haltmann Co. She explained that before they had arrived, the land was lush with greenery, and that they were the reason for Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura's rise. before they left, she asked them a favor, and thankfully, she never booted back up.

Armed with this knowledge, the crew went to local royal scientist duo The Ranza and Mark. in the middle of their discussion, Rope MF disappeared. The Ranza and Mark noticed, and noticed that Waddle Hat weirdly didn't remember Rope MF at all, when asking Sapphilis about this behaviour, she explained that sometimes Rope MF just disappears in thin air, and when he's not there, not Waddle Hat or anyone else can recall of his existance until hes back again. The Ranza ran some tests with the dimensional mirror, and sure enough confirmed, Rope MF was hopping between universes, seemingly at random, between this universe, and what seemed to be his home world, with things drastically different. as they spoke, Rope MF reappeared and asked if they wanted rope info. they did not. Waddle Hat, in fact, was devistated. Her friend had been escaping her memory without her even realizing? What kind of bestie does that make her?? What is Rope MF never comes back and she can never remember her best friend ever again??? what was that thing in her hand...? oh. Rope MF gave her a rope to help her calm down. ...she hugged Rope MF with tears in her eyes, begging him to not leave, she doesnt wanna risk losing him forever. ...wait. what was she crying about again....?

After a look of pity from everyone else in the room, Mark explained there was more to all of this than the group had thought. In Rope MFs excessive dimension hopping, he had not only weakened the structural integrity of this dimention, but also caught the attention of a certain figure. Mropho. the name sent chills down Sapphilis's spine. he explained that they held life and death in their hands, they caused his descent, and turned him into... a ghost. turns out, he didnt get out of Kirder's attack unharmed, and his yellow and red eyes were like a cattle brand of the figures existence. all of a sudden, a horrific roar had echoed through the sky. Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura was launching a full on siege of the castle! they all ran outside to see the giant monster tree wrecking havoc on the palace effortlessly, nothing was able to take Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura down, Kirder had fallen. Mark yelled to the 3, exclaiming that if they trust him, jump into Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura's mouth, that's how they will manage to get to Mropho. after a moment of hesitation, the 3 held hand and jumped in.

The new space, somewhere between life and death, was black and twisting, like a wretched oil, with bright singular flames flickering and licking at existence around them, aloft in the air. A tall figure sat on a throne, and introduced themselves as Mropho, though, they prefer the name Mr. Opho. they revealed everything, they were the one to exterminate plantlife, to let Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura rise in power, to leave Mark a ghost, Magolor 2 fooled, The Ranza widowed, Sussy alone, and Sapphilis trapped, for figuring out their existance. He speaks.

"you know, life is not a tree. life is a fire. one that can burn bright and consume, or one that can burn out with naught but a whimper. but that is all. a fire can either be alive or dead. yet you…" he gestures to rope mf "you are different. every single flame in this space represents the life of someone, in your joke of a universe. as example." they bring forth a fire that shows Yggdrasil, Crown of Natura within its embers. and crush it in his hand. "gone. with but a motion of my hand. your flame is within here as well, but it doesnt dissipate. it simply disappears and reappears later. as the being controlling these flames, you can imagine how much that would infuriate me. but then i thought. if i, a being so close to godliness that i control the concept of life itself, cannot get my hands on you, then you must be even stronger. the only TRULY free being in existence. what changes have you made? what have you done with your power? have you kept me in charge from sloth? intrigue? listen to me. you are a powerful, POWERFUL being. and you sit next to a false god and a simple npc girl? when you can have me at your every beck and call? perhaps control over more than just life and death? time and space itself??" rope mf doesnt answer. mr opho glares at them all. "well then. i suggest you leave, your highness. before i do this." large fiery butterfly wings sprout from his back and flap forward, extinguishing every fire in the room, but 3. wadhat, sapphilis, and rope mf stand alone in their fight. alone as they ever did. opho speaks again. "hm. you defy me. let's make this fight one that the souls will be cheering on for an epoch." he summons a flaming sword and dashes at them.

as they fight against the god, Rope MF defends Waddle Hat from every blow, and she does the same. Sapphilis sees this pieces together something, and pulls Wadhat aside. Rope MF only comes to this universe for Waddle Hat, his best friend. If Rope MF isn't here, Mr. Opho can't use him to gain even more power. but for Rope MF not to be here... Sapphilis and Waddle Hat give a loving, determined, tear filled nod to each other, and call Rope MF over, telling him to take Waddle Hat back to his home. with help from Sapphilis, the two managed to pass through a portal to Rope MFs world. Mr. Opho furiously chases after them, reaching for the supposed god he both obsessed over and despised. but the realm had taken too much damage, cutting the connection and shattering mr opho across the multiverse.

Sapphilis sat alone, in her true form, not burdened with the colors of that beast, and with all her powers returned, if not weakened. she wondered and she wandered. what was she to do...? should she attempt to rebuild the world and rule over it better than he did? no. she learned from Sussy that was but a path to misery. she remembered she had her own dimensional properties before Mropho imprisoned her way back when... so she trained.

Days became weeks became months became years as Sapphilis honed her abilities.

Eventually, the universe ran empty.

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TEE HEE I LOVE MAKING SERIOUS LORE FOR JOKE OCS!!!!!!!

sry for the later release, i meant to post this on my birthday (jan 11) but i was busy with, yknow, my birthday (jan 11), but 38 minutes late aint bad right?

[asknarashikari]

https://x.com/manjoka_WEI/status/1850511116180615252?t=4Klbzd9iKzSi8i4a3wDpNw&s=19

Hanto, rescue your idiot senpai/boyfriend from the sussy scientist man!

[abyssalaus]

Danganronpa Talentswap: CiDR Edition!

I am a big fan of ThatCheesyBastard’s Cartoons in Danganronoa series. Despite only being on the first case, it brims with personality, love and a great understanding of the shows it uses and of Danganronpa in general. So I thought, why not throw into my insane talentswap thing? Though I am gonna throw in one interesting caveat: by the nature of swapping their talents, they effectively change the whole show, frequently having the artstyle of the duo they swapped with. There are the obvious exceptions: The IZ characters keep their artstyle because Membrane would murder me if I tried and the three solo chars swap their artstyles instead(going Jenny with Star’s, Morty’s with Jenny’s & Star’s with Morty’s) Anyway here we goooo! Mason “Dipper” Pines, Ultimate Fiend Maker & Mabel Pines, Ultimate Motivator Show: How to Make F”r”iends: During their summer vacation to Gravity Falls, the Pines Twins discover a book called How to Make Fiends, that teaches them how to make beings called Fiends. They plan to use them to have the best goshdarn summer in a backwater town ever! Dib Membrane, Ultimate Magician, Gaz Membrane, Ultimate Assistant & Z.I.M, Ultimate Fighting Machine. Show: Membrane the Magnificent. Dib Membrane’s father, Professor Membrane is truly one of the world’s greatest scientists. Dib however merely seeks his father’s approval and to become a great stage magician to which he...disapproves to put it mildly. So with the (often times forced) help of his sister and the robot his dad built to keep them safe, he will show the world how magnificent his magic is! Morty Smith, Ultimate Extraterrestrial Scientist Show: Distance is Relatives. Morty’s seemingly dead grandfather Rick has come back into his family’s life to teach Morty how to become a scientist! However, Rick is a sussy imposter, an alien from the planet C-137(short for Cloner 137) who is seeking to make Earth into C-138 and is only teaching Morty so he can build what’s needed to do that! Jenny Wakeman, Ultimate Paranormal Investigator Show: Old Haunts. Jenny Wakeman decides to make her own future and with the help of her mother creating special ghost hunting equipment(really just a way to enact her own plans for her daughter’s future, being a superhero), hunts down ghosts in her area. It’s...a little difficult considering it seems a lot of people like pretending to be ghosts for one reasons or another. “Star Butterfly”, Ultimate Gamer Show: Vs Mode! Star Butterfly is a relatively famous video gamer and influencer. What she doesn’t know is the people she plays against online on her TV are actually magical spirits and other such dimensional bru-haha! But hey makes good content whenever her on again, off again boyfriend and camera operator Marco Diaz can bother to help! Eddy, Ultimate Team Leader & Ed, Ultimate Animal Whisperer Show: Do Good-ed. One day a young scientific prodigy named Sarah was lonely and wanted little brothers to tease and dote on. So she made some with snips, snails and puppy dog tails...only to unwittingly mix in some Chemical X, causing her three siblings to come out...a little odd and with superpowers! Maybe she shouldn’t have rushed to give them names, since all she had was Ed... Bertha Utonium, Ultimate Jew & Beatrice Utonium, Ultimate Snack Enthuatist Show: Whoopass Show. In the city of Townsville(who named this town) lives the triplets Bertha, Beatrice and Betty alongside their father, who is a middle aged physicist of some renown...quite frankly he spoils the three and you can tell. But eh life is weird in Townsville from the demon that no one can tell if he’s gay or just flamboyant as hell, talking monkeys and that bitch Princess Morbucks, it’s one hell of a time! Vendetta, Ultimate Scam Artist & Charlotte, Ultimate Muscle Show: Making Much Moolah. In the dreary town of Clamburg, three girls make their own fun by causing chaos and scamming the general populace. Charlotte, despite being dimmer than a broken lightbulb, is insanely strong for a girl her age. Marian, despite being very shy(and putting up with these two, who can blame her) is surprisingly intelligent and a master of getting out of dodge and Vendetta runs every shebang to get enough money for three bottles of grape soda! Eric Cartman, Ultimate Detective & Kyle Broflovski, Ultimate Sweater Designer Show: Quiet Little Mountain Town. The town of South Park, cold and quiet holds many a mystery...and it seems like the only one capable of finding and solving them is racist fat bastard Eric Cartman and his friends, Stan Marsh the new kid, Kyle Broflovski his frequent bullying victim and Kenny, an enigma in and of himself.

[semi-imaginary-place]

pluto

From my understanding pluto is basically official fanwork for manga god tezuka osamu's astroboy.

I get the feeling homeboy aint gonna get that vacation.

Hmm a serial killer who is physically a robot but who isnt bound by the robot's rule to not kill humans and who the police bot identified as human

Aw north #2... Just wanted to play piano

Oh you know this manga is from like 2000 because future turkey is part of europe

Geischt is worrying. He remembers 500 to buy (scrap?) when brando talks about getting kids and then he get hung up on atom being sold to the circus.

Ok so all the murdered humans were part of an investigation squad in the 39th central asia conflict but it seems like all the robots were too. Montblanc, #2, brando, atom, hercules. Was gesicht there too?

Nightmares and inconsistent memories compared to evidence thats never a good sign

Hmm thracia acted to maintain the status quo. Halted robot development so that no one else could get super powered robots except its allies amd used it as a justification to destroy persia (also persia now has a democracy maybe this is the better timeline)

... wait... if the dr teddybear controlling the tracia president?

manga is now implying geischt might have killed robot kkk's brother or at least he is one of the few possible. 3 years ago dude was murdered by a robot. 3 years ago geischt has inconsistent memories. Uh how'd they make an entire robot out of zeronium ifits explosive. Ooh i see gesicht killed the dude and then europol covered it up including ltering his memory its a coverup all the way to the top. Gesicht looking sussy.

Bora, another super advanced robot, pluto... hmmmm. Welp we found tornado man. Another serial killer suspect! Robot schizophrenia. And we have robot ghost possession. Notices this with Brando too but robots cant operate 2 bodies at once. Hmm the robot murders abd human murders dont necessarily have to have the same culprit. But this seems like pretty good confirmation that pluto is killing the 7 robots on orders of the persian scientist dude and is also and em wave being.

The robot dog got to me ok. Ah it was bait.

Isn't this a tribute manga to atom? Wow that takes chutzpah to kill him. Now what IS the connection between gesicht and pluto?

Ooohh all the set up. Kf setting up gesicht for the long game fall. Adolf trying to kill gesicht. Gesicht assigned to shadow adolf. And kf trying to kill adolf.

Oh i should have put this together faster. Persian dude the us accused of building robot weapons is the one murdering bora squad members because he can jump bodies with his cyborg bugs. And then he's sending pluto to kill the robots.

Tenma who fully believes robots need hate and errors to be human (*slaps roof of robot* this baby can fit so many mental illnesses) was the one to create atom called the perfect robot and who is the opposite of hate. Gesicht is a robot capable of hate. The panel transition after "gesicht didn't do it out of hate"? Oh yeah he totally did it out of hate

Come to think of it why isnt uran considered one of the super robots she gets emotions better than anyone else. And why is teddy bear not considered one if it's the most powerful super computer?

Manga hasnt shown adolf's brothers crimes but wow literally everyone thinks he's a shit bag what did he do?

A common trope in robot stories is how robots cannot die, their ai can be reinstalled, their memories copied and reuploaded. It's interesting how here in Pluto death is very final.

[tabieeee]

30 Day Fandom Challenge

17. Who's a character that you want to punch in the face?

Skibidi Scientist, I want a part in that one scene where the titans fkin destroy his ass in his defeat

Secret Agent too for all his sussy shit and killing off two cool bois

Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet for killing medcams! D:<

Plungerman/Plunk for being an idiot (affectionate)

Dark Speakerman/Strike and Elite TVman/Sabre for being stuck up lil shits & edgelords <3

[caelumroxas]

FOUR NEW ROLES HAVE BEEN ADDED! | Among Us - Part 20

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[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

Soo was Kalpas a 'normal' guy before the surgery? He only started to get this mad and always-angry guy because of the effects? Or he was already like this but got worse? Also didn't understand about his hometown, there's theories that make a lot of sense that he was an alien and mention his hometown but since i don't remember the recollections about his hometown was it a good or bad place?

He already had a short temper (and a lot of trauma) but after the surgery he became more and more unstable over time.

As for his "hometown"... it was sussy.

The emergency light was turned on, its pale light slowly revealing her surroundings. Somehow, it seemed that the light hesitated to illuminate the darkness, as if it were afraid of being swallowed. “Good, good… Let’s see what is hidden in this place that Dr. MEI went out of her way to wipe off the map.” Yet what lay in sight were ruins ravaged by fire. Covering the walls stained by smoke were strange totems that retained a portion of their original glory - they were baring their fangs and claws, seemingly ready to burst forth from the walls at any minute. In the center of the hall stood a totemic pillar that was even more peculiar. Some broken chains were scattered around it and others clung to the pillar like dried vines. “Dr. Mobius, have you made a mistake?” “This place… is not so much a hometown…” “as a sacrificial ground.”

Here's a relevant conversation:

Sakura: … Sakura: The altar-like place.. what does it mean to you? Kalpas: … Kalpas: It was my home, my cage, my battlefield, and the origin of all my suffering. Kalpas: But it was nothing to me after I left.

Kalpas and Aponia on whether he has family:

“Then… do you have any other family?” “I think so, but they’re far away.” “Then… I hope they can find you soon.” He finally looked up at her. This woman was crazy!

The song that comes up around Kalpas and something falling from the sky close by Sundown Alley:

“Fallen from the sky that day. The people on the ground looked up at the stars.”

Which a friend of mine translated as:

"That day, it [pronoun for gods and heavenly things] fell from the sky. the people on the ground raised their heads to look, and thus saw the starry sky."

And of course there's Mobius calling Kalpas an alien:

“What did I do? Wasn’t this your own request… odd one out?” (note; CN: “What did I do? Isn’t that what you wanted… Alien?”)

And in ch29 she points out he got amnesia when he crashed down on Earth:

Mobius: Then why did you forget everything when you crashed down with that rock?

and THEN there's Vill-V's recollection about the ARK spaceship:

“Should I tell Kalpas this ship is more popular than he is? If it weren’t for him, this project wouldn’t be theoretically feasible.”

So yeah, basically, he is or is linked to an alien and at least the scientists know.

Regarding him looking like a human though, he might be a human that integrated a parasite or an alien in his heart, similarly to what happened in Alien Space... or maybe he's Niggurath's cousin...

For context here's the full Heartsbane recollection

Weakness.

He could no longer feel, but it did not worry him in the least. To borrow from the woman he detested from the bottom of his heart… it was the Fatigue of the Hierophant, a sense of loss one felt after tasting the limits. Everything would subside soon, and he knew it. “Like I said. Kalpas, this side effect isn’t temporary.” “Do you think this is really worth it?” Another woman he detested babbled on. “You should ask yourself that question, Mobius.” The man did not open his eyes, for he was still savoring the dissonance that crashed against his inners wave after wave. Even when he had just become a MANTIS, his body had not undergone a change so drastic that alienated himself like now. “Mobius, what have you done to me?” A few steps away from the improvised operating table, the green-haired girl continued with the task at hand. Unfortunately, no matter how hard she tried, the ELF made defunct by the Herrscher of Binding still remained lifeless. “What did I do? Wasn’t this your own request… odd one out?” (note; CN: “What did I do? Isn’t that what you wanted… Alien?” “No wonder you’re unlike Hua and the others. Merely touching the Herrscher of Binding’s barrier made you collapse. You’re the laugh of the base, Kalpas.” “…You want to die?” “Alright, alright, you know you can’t kill me, so don’t waste your breath.” “The surgery I performed on you… was the exact opposite of the Meta-Morph surgery - in the sense that I took something from you.” “…Shut up.” “Heheh… You’re the same as always, dropping the facade once you get what you want.” “Anyway, since your body was structured differently, now… you’ve finally become a MANTIS as a real human.” “As for the price… you shouldn’t have forgotten.” “…How much time do I have left?” “What are you talking about?” “The time left for you to reach the battlefield before it’s all over, or… to live your life with a sane mind?” “…” “Seems you want to learn both. Fine by me. If you keep behaving this way… you won’t have to worry about neither.” “Before you could degenerate into a beast that threatens humanity… I’m certain you’ve already burned yourself away in Honkai.” “However, Kalpas…” “You’re the first person to continue shedding blood at any cost.” “You… are an ugly sight.” The man fell silent. It was enough. He sat up and covered his face with the mask again. “Wait, one more thing.” “You set me up in our previous deal, so it’s about time I stop pretending it’s your hometown that interests me.” “The secrets of your body… It should be much more efficient to research them rather than to investigate them.” “Kalpas, before you leave…” “You must give me… that unique heart of yours.” “…” “We had a deal, remember?”

And here's a fantranslation that might clear it up a little:

[Weak]. —— That’s all he felt up until now, but he wasn’t too worried. From the words a woman that he absolutely loathed…. This was the [Exhaustion of the Hierophant], it’s the gap felt after one reaches their maximum power. Everything was temporary, he knew that much. “It’s like I said before, Kalpas, these side effects aren’t temporary.” “Is this worth it?” Another woman that he absolutely loathed was mouthing off again. “You should be asking yourself, Mobius.” The man didn’t open his eyes, he was still concentrating on feeling the [differences] that were running around his insides. —— He never recognized any change when he became a MANTIS, but now, his very body seemed [strange] to him. “Mobius, what did you do to me?” Just a few paces from this temporary operation table, the green haired girl continued her tasks. — Regrettably, no matter how many ways she tried, the ELF that’d stopped functioning with the advent of the Herrscher of Binding never made a peep. “What did I do? Isn’t that what you wanted…. [Alien].” “No wonder you’re different from Hua and the others. You instantly collapsed from just touching the Herrscher of Binding’s boundary. How unsightly, Kalpas.” “…. Do you want to die?” “Okay now, you know you can’t kill me, so don’t waste your energy.” “The surgery that I just performed on you… Was the exact opposite from the Meta-morph surgery —— I just took a little bit from your body.” “….. Shut up.” “Haha…. Just like last time. Your attitude changes the instant you get what you want.” “Okay. Basically, because your body is different from other humans, only now did you become a MANTIS as a [human].” “As for the price… You haven’t forgotten, have you?” “…. How much time do I have left?” “What do you mean?” “As in before everything ends on the battlefield? Or do you mean…. How long you can stay as a human in this state?” “…..” “So both. Don’t worry, if you don’t want to change your personality, there is ample time left… For both of those.” “But I trust that you would’ve already burned to ashes in the Honkai before you become a beast that opposes humanity.” “Although, Kalpas….” “You’re the first one who will risk everything to fight till the end.” “You…. Truly are ugly.” The man didn’t reply. This was enough. He stood up and placed the mask on his face again. “Wait, one more thing.” “You tricked me on that last deal. So I’m not going to fall for another ‘investigating your hometown’ kind of deal.” “Your secrets are better suited to directly research by myself, it should be far more efficient than [investigating].” “Kalpas… Before you leave…” “You need to give me that heart of yours… That unique, one of a kind heart of yours.” “…..” “We agreed, didn’t we?”

[prismatixxkhaos]

Gonna hope this doesn’t get hidden from the tags but anyways I was forced at gunpoint by @rhogeminid to draw this

When the scientist is sussy ig

[ahiijny]

glass onion spoilers

ok this movie was fun, but it fell a bit short of expectations 😅 y'all hyped this up a bit too much (note: i did not watch the other knives out movie yet so maybe im missing out on some context)

I thought this was going to be this awesome keikaku murder mystery with this likeable queer and fruity detective guy where everyone rips down the curtain of lies set up by this tech billionaire and it is revealed mr. miles rich guy actually has no idea what he's doing and all of his accomplishments were stolen from other people

I guess we kinda get that in a sense, but I guess reality just outdid fiction this time if you know what I mean... so it wasnt nearly as satisfying

I guess that's kind of the point of this movie, as benoit himself points out: it looks complicated, but it's actually not. (and thats why he had so much trouble solving the mystery, bc hes not good at solving dumb puzzles, only clever ones lol) but that still doesnt make it satisfying.

anyway, my thoughts about the movie!

the masking and covid callbacks remember those ah memoriesssss (man)

ok but if this entire movie were about this scientist guy trying to do science engineering work while pushing back against unrealistic expectations from overzealous entrepreneurs/business ppl i would watch that...

i liked the part where the lady was like "you've got to stay off the twitter" to the other lady, this is relatable and realistic and a good message

puzzles are fun. i liked the peoples working together to solve the puzzles. if this entire movie were about a diverse group of friends solving puzzles in a collaborative way i would watch that...

shoutout to manosphere guy's mom she dont give af but she's hella clever, she's solving these puzzles and she doesn't even care lol

(also dude be more respectful to your mom. doesnt matter if ur streaming, ppl will understand if u have to take a brief interruption to answer to something. if they dont understand, u do not want them watching ur stream)

benoit amogus (this is probably pandering but i am the target audience so i will accept the pandering. if this entire movie were just benoit and his friends/colleagues playing among us i would watch that...)

the way the ppl all have their different attitudes towards masking strictness and runs the full gamut, that's just really interesting to analyze. i saw the tumblr post about this and i thought benoit was actually going to narrate these observations and it wouldve been really impressive 😅 I guess it's actually more subtle than that...

ok but what IS that spray. how does it work. i know u dont have to explain EVERYTHING in a story but the nerd in me wants to know pls pls pls (does it even work lol)

"piece of shit" hehehehe

benoit very charming and there was some awkward tension in the air bc everyone else is tightly knit and he's a newcomer but he talks through it easily enough so my feelings of social anxiety werent too bad in these scenes lol

everyone talking and socializing (ergh) and dropping various bits of information and im like 'i dont even remember their NAMES im definitely not gonna remember all these little factoids which are sure to be relevant later lol' (help)

the part where benoit is sneaking around and spying on ppl, i feel like maybe they could have leaned even more into the comedy here if they wanted to. like. they have manosphere guy spying on miles rich guy and other lady doing the sussy and he clenches his fists in anger but later it's revealed actualyl she is trying to persuade miles rich guy to put manosphere guy on his news thingy or something but miels was refusing so actually manosphere guy was clenching his fist in anger because of that and benoit was behind the bushes watching the whole thing but also helen was behind both of them watching the whole thing as well

i know it probably makes cinematic sense for them to do this, but i wish helen and benoit had been a bit quieter/vague about their discussions bc i was in constant fear that they would be overheard and someone would be like "hey why is your accent different" bc as the previous scenes have shown, eavesdropping people and recording devices are EVERYWHERE (god)

and as modern technology and even death note potato chips scene have taught me. why would you ever NOT assume that your rooms are not bugged. like. recording devices are cheap and tiny. and you're in a rich guy's mansion that he had built for himself and he has a huge ego and doesnt care about other peoples agency. I would be paranoid that there would be hidden cameras and microphones everywhere (dsfosdfjsoijfds)

the part where benoit explained away the entire mystery that miles had someone else write up for him was fun, if the entire movie were just ppl chucking mystery puzzles at the guy and him just explaining everything i would watch that...

tho eq-wise this was a bit like if you're the best tetris player in the world and you enter the lobby of some very casual player and their friends and no one is playing faster than 0.5pps and then you demolish everyone at 5pps with ms2 dpc loop and then the streamer is like "well I guess this isnt our stream anymore it's theirs" that's a bit bm... (we actually kinda do have this problem in the tetrio community and someone even made a video about it)

social anxiety DID HE JUST COMMIT A FAUX-PAS BY BEING TOO OP i do appreciate that he commented on doing it intentionally afterwards (ok so he's aware) bc he was concerned someone would try to actually kill miles

when the pretty dress lady was spinning around and was like "look at me!" i was like 'ok this is obviously a distraction and somehting sneaky is going to happen' but it was too flashy and distracting so i didnt notice anything lol ^_^;;

my first thought was that someone tried to poison miles and poisoned manosphere guy by accident, so when ppl went to their initial conclusions i was like ok that makes sense

okokokookok the flashback

initially i was sus of helen's story. i thought she was andi, but pretending to be a nonexistant twin sister for some reason. her story seemed a bit too clean. like. maybe she fabricated this murder mystery to pique the interest of the best detective in the world to help her with her task, since maybe he wouldn't be interested otherwise. and then benoit would poke some holes in her story and then she would reveal that actually the story was a fabrication but she was desperate and benoit would have some sympathy and would help her out regardless

the movie went on for a while before i was like. 'oh ok, the other shoe isn't dropping... she really is who she says she is??'

(you have to understand my experience in these kind of genres involve ppl like L and Naomi Misora and Junko Enoshima and Celeste Ludenberg its RARE for characters to actually just have been telling the truth the entire time so you have to understand why i was doubtful >_<;;)

i was expecting one of the others to have reset the box and sent it to benoit and then he solved the puzzles and went to the island but no the box benoit received was the one helen smashed to bits lmaoooooo. benoit is so smooth i completely fell for that.

i like all the parts where benoit was like "elementary child puzzles" or something and it made miles look kinda annoyed hehe

ok the false memory thing DOES happen, it's true! when he said it, everyone remembered differently. memory is notoriously unreliable. this is true

ok i know barely anything about business or law but i feel like theres so much more andi couldve done to protect her ownership of the company. like. documentation/photographs of the napkin? patents? on the other hand, as recent events have shown, it is also notoriously easy for a charming guy with money to completely sway public opinion with a strong enough propaganda machine so i guess fair enough...

also i feel like that conversation kinda escalated a bit too quickly. "hey i have new idea KLEAN will energy the world poggers" "no it too dangerous it will blow up the world" "no c'mon" "i will BISECT THIS COMPANY"

like. hindsight is 2020 but. give toddler something to play with rather than taking it away altogether. right?...

also i feel like my watching of medical jdramas has skewed my view of what is realistic, but. i feel like everyone gave up a bit TOO easily after manosphere guy stopped breathing. no one even attempted CPR? does no one have like. epipens or something (idk how pineapple allergies work)

also that little hint at the beginning slipped by me. i thought he just didnt like the taste of pineapples lol (relatable), didnt know that he was actually allergic

the dietary restrictions thing in the invite was actually kinda considerate of miles rich guy tho. i mean, u know, aside from the fact that he exploited this very thing to murder his dear friend

also do the police not have. helicopters

whys it gotta be boats

continued bc apparently 4096 character limit per text block

maybe they shouldve added like a thunderstorm or something. or a cut to the police station where they're like "it's that guy again (ugh), let's deal with this in the morning..."

i am happy helen survived tho. guns scary... especially when they are pointed at you lol

NOT THE HOT SAUCE IN THE NOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this legit was one of the most stressful scenes in the movie lol

i get so stressed anytime there's clearly an actor playing a dead body in a movie bc then im imagining the actor having to lie still without moving or breathing at all and that just makes me anxious lol

ok but why did andi even NEED this dude, she shouldve just made alpha or whatever on her own. unless it's maybe just the. stereotypical white, charismatic figurehead to appease the investors maybe. idk

benoit getting mad at miles rich guy for stealing his murder mystery ideas is the funniest thing

but also i know this is a movie but girl why would you bring out the napkin. just hide it, get off the island, and show it! or at least make a few decoys! take pictuers at least?? whyd u let yourself get outwitted by miles rich guy this is so sad

the smashing glass thing is cathartic but i was also cringing bc all that flying sharp glass in the air and floor does NOT look safe. and also who's gonna clean it up afterwards you're making more work for the poor staff of this resort place :c

also. do u have a death wish. why would you throw that in there when you are THERE in the room. headlines: MILES BRON AND OTHERS DIE IN EXPLOSION ON PRIVATE ISLAND RESORT (ONLY SURVIVORS ARE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE AND SOME GUY) idk

while the mona lisa burning is funny and LONG expected since the protection barrier thing was introduced and IS probably not the real one since something about wood panel vs. canvas. i just. do not like destroying art man. tho i probably dont care as much bc it is something coveted by rich people. but still.

also imo this isn't the slam dunk they think it is bc if miles rich guy WERE smart, there's a billion ways he could spin this to his favour

it's pretty much his word against theirs but if he uses his money wisely he can easily drum up propaganda support for this, even if his former friends turned against him

e.g. "ex-Alpha founder who never contributed anything and was actually a leech (true story) throw a tantrum on island resort and used bottle rockets/dynamite/whatever other flammable things there are that DEFINITELY arent Klean to destroy PRICELESS work of art'

wait he killed andi, that wont work

'twin sister of ex-Alpha founder who in an irrational, bereaved fit of rage, destroys PRICELESS work of at'

there we go (miles huffs proudly as if he thought of this idea himself and definitely not as if one of the propaganda firms he hired thought it up for him)

ok but who is that other guy. what is his story. why is he on the island

also, helen girlboss destroying his stuff is satisfying but imo not nearly as satisfying as miles rich guy just destroying his OWN stuff just from sheer incompetence

right now he can escape into the mental copespace of "that woman destroyed my (yes definitely my) lifes work, i will have my revenge". i am worried, bc as recent events have shown, it IS possible, even if you are confirmed guilty, to just skedaddle on out of prison, because of technicalities or whatever

and he will probably still have his diehard fans on his side

the future worries me

sdifgos jsgiojf gdoisdgjdiogj

so in the end, i guess. not really satisfying in the sense of a keikaku whodunnit, and I didnt really vibe with many of the characters either, except for benoit, and manosphere guy's mom, and benoit's... husband? (idk who he is but he seems chill), and helen is neat too but i feel like her characterization was a bit too infodump/exposition heavy

i guess if i look at it more in the lens of a social commentary comedy rather than a murder mystery itd be more up to expectations. but still. not really my cup of tea i guess

7.4/10

[wolffupdates]

𝐍𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱’𝐬 𝐔𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬. (Updated 3/22/2022)

𝐍𝐚𝐭:

Youngest - Nat’s directorial debut is about a young girl who recently lost her father’s bonds with one of her older sibling's friends at a high school house party. When she experiences her first heartbreak, she takes matters into her own hands. In a private Zoom Call with some fans, Nat shared that the film itself has been affected by the current COVID-19 outbreak.

DCEU’s Red Hood - A source recently brought to light the rumor that Warner Brothers was keeping an eye out for Nat as the Red Hood. There are no more details about this and like I said it is just a rumor. Since the source was first published no other word has been mentioned of this project

The Replacements Biopic - Directed by Josh Boone who Nat has worked in the past on other films like Stuck in Love, The Fault in Our Stars also most recently the CBS All Acess show based on Stephen King’s novel of the same name The Stand. This biopic is based on the book Trouble Boys: The True Story of the Replacements

Murder at Yellowstone City- A western film is set in 1882 and follows a former slave who seeks refuge in Emigrant Gulch, Montana, a barren former boomtown now on the fall. A local prospector discovers gold on the same day – and is murdered. The newcomer to town is arrested by the sheriff. However, as the investigation into the prospector's murder progresses and the town's devout preacher casts doubt on the accused man's culpability, a battle between faith and justice threatens to split the community apart. There are some release dates floating around the internet but nothing is certain especially considering that it’s still pretty recent since the movie wrapped. It is set to come out summer of 2022

The Consultant (Amazon Prime Original) - This movie explores the nefarious relationship between employer and employee, posing the question of how far we will go to get ahead and survive. It is based on Bentley Little's 2015 novel, Mr. Patoff, a parody about a bow-tie-wearing consultant who comes to CompWare's rescue when a major merger goes through and then appears to take over the company. Nat will portray Craig, a disillusioned yet gifted mobile app developer who works for a Los Angeles game business. The series most likely already started filming based on a reason post made by Nat pictured above

Other - While doing press for his movie mainstream Nat shared other possible projects he has in the pipeline like the rights he acquired for book and fall he’s set to do this following fall. There’s no confirmation or denial of these projects but it should be kept in mind due to the pandemic that is going on right now and since most if not all of these projects could fall through.

𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱:

The Line - This movie deals with the lives of university students without the fear of consequence. Filming took place and recently wrapped up in Oklahoma.

Sussie Searches -According to deadline this movie is about a shy college student who sees the disappearance of a classmate as an opportunity to boost her popularity—and her underappreciated true-crime podcast—by solving the case. However, as Susie's inquiry progresses, we find that the truth and Susie are not what they appear to be. Susie's research is sparked by the abduction of Jesse, a vivacious college student. While Jesse's positivity-themed social media platform has made him a college star, his personal life is far more problematic than his online image portrays. This is based on a 2020 short fil of the same name.

Oppenheimer - With a star studded cast this is the story of American scientist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his role in the development of the atomic bomb. The studio has set a July 21, 2023 for the film

AJR Documentary - A long while after a series of posts where Alex mentioned he was working as a director for a special project for AJR. During a live stream between Nat & Alex and AJR on July 26th, it is revealed that the project is a documentary.

Alex’s second directorial feature - Alex has been hitting for while that he is working on the script of his new feature whether it’s through interviews or kind of cryptic Instagram stories and posts.During a live stream that took place the night of  April 6 (Pacific Time) or April 7 (Eastern time) Alex shared he was going to start production for this movie soon.

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜:

After a successful over-year-long run with their single Glue. Brothers Nat and Alex Wolff announced the name of their long awaited and heavily teased second studio album (third if you count their work Public Places) Table for Two.

As part of the season finale of the V Magazine series My New York, they announced the name of the album table for two along with other details such as the album possibly containing 15 tracks in total. They also shared about their influences from throughout the years and their current influences for the current upcoming album which according to Nat in the said interview comes out at the beginning of the year 2022.

On February 3rd to commemorate the 15 year anniversary since The Naked Brothers Band series first premiered on Nickelodeon Nat made a post onto the conjoined natandalex Instagram account and added that on top of having plans to release their album Table for Two they also have plans of hopefully going on tour this coming fall but Nat was also quick to add that he and Alex will share more information with us once they have more concrete information.

While on the red carpet at the 5th Annual Hollywood Critics Association Film Awards Alex said in an interview that Table for Two was now going to come out during the fall along with the possible tour and he also added that they might be dropping a single during the summer. Meanwhile Nat was promoting his show Joe Vs. Carole Nat in an interview with Mario Lopez repeated the information that Table for Two could come out in the fall and the tour could happen during the fall as well. He also added that he and Alex will have an announcement for that very soon. 

[asknarashikari]

*looking at next Gavv description* …This will not end well

Just seeing the two sussy scientist bastards within spitting distance of each other is already giving me heart palpitations

If they mess with my ChocoGummy I will kill them myself

[eclaire-went-bam]

new oc new oc new o--

her name is rowan (until i find a new n--)!!!

random info,

she's a scientist!!! casually studying reality itself kinda a universe thing and how time works stuff i wouldnt understandfor the life of me ebndn

she also studies bugs in her freetime!! amateur entomologist??

only wears the round glasses for the aesthetic her eyes are fi--

she seems reserved but she's also extremely good at like. legit parkour.

side from cecropia moths and other. bugs. her favourite organism is nEWT

i know that v flower is a vocaloid but until i find smth better that's her voice claim :///

she doesn't really need a labcoat usually, she just wears it bc it's stylish

which is why she wears shorts and leggings under

her favourite game is scooby doo! first frights

mtf

has some sussy ghosty business it's. it's confidential.

[materialsscienceandengineering]

Leaf-cutter bees as plastic recyclers? Not a good idea, say scientists

Plastic has become ubiquitous in modern life and its accumulation as waste in the environment is sounding warning bells for the health of humans and wildlife. In a recent study, Utah State University scientist Janice Brahney cited alarming amounts of microplastics in the nation's national parks and wilderness areas.

Bioengineers around the world are working to develop plastic-eating "super" enzymes that can break down the human-made material's molecular structure faster to aid recycling efforts. In another research effort published in 2019, entomologists noted leaf-cutter bees were using plastic waste to construct their nests. The researchers suggested such behavior could be an "ecologically adaptive trait" and a beneficial recycling effort.

Not so fast, says USU evolutionary ecologist Joseph Wilson. Just because bees can use plastic, doesn't mean they should.

Wilson and undergraduate researcher Sussy Jones, along with colleagues Scott McCleve, a naturalist and retired math teacher in Douglas, Arizona, and USU alum and New Mexico-based independent scientist Olivia Carril '00, MS'06, jointly authored an observational paper in the Oct. 9, 2020 issue of Science Matters, exploring the nest building behavior of bees in the genus Megachile.

Read more.

[hindru]

My Deltarune rune thoughts and predictions:

This is a alternate timeline chronologically set after the events of Undertale but where "Chara" and Asreil never perished. (Or maybe only Asriel survived.) The death of them originally set in motion allot of the relationships we originally knew. Alphys never became a scientist under the kings commission and thus never built Mettaton for example. How they got out or if they ever were trapped is still yet to be determined.

 (If it was only Asriel who is still alive, then its likely that Asriel and Chara's union brought about then end of Humanity and the Magic Barrier.) 

 The story of Kris and Sussie may involve them going back in time before the Monster human War. But that is still yet to be determined. However this is a story thats meant to reveal the mystery of the Deltarune. More mysteries can be solved though its discovery. 

 CHARA that we know at the end of Undertale likely has become a meta entity tied to the "player" and follows though timelines or "worlds". 

Someone is hosting us along this journey and is able to traverse time. (Gaster?)

 Other notes: anaograms 

Deltarune - Undertale 

Kris - (F)risk

Ralsei - Asreil

[In order to traverse to a different timeline, we need a vessel at the destination] 

[sips-tea-cutely]

Among us is a 2018 online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth. The game was inspired by the party game Mafia and the science fiction horror film The Thing The premise of the game is simple – players are given the role of either a crewmate or an impostor. The crewmates must complete a list of tasks on a spaceship to get it ready for departure. Among us is a social deception game that can be downloaded for free on Android and iOS, or is purchased for use on a PC. It can be played with a group of between 4 and 10 players either online by joining a game with strangers, or players can host or join games with friends. Some tasks such as ‘Clean O2 Filter’ are relatively quick to complete, while others such as ‘Fix Weather Node’ require multiple steps. However, the game has at least one impostor who is trying to sabotage the ship and kill all the crew. As the game continues the impostor undermines and starts to kill members of the crew. The game is paused when a body is discovered or to call an emergency meeting to discuss who the impostor might be and why. Players will have been paying attention to the behaviour of others in the game to try and figure out who the impostor on the ship is. During the discussion, players will vote for who they think was acting suspiciously enough to be the impostor. If a player gets enough votes they will be ejected from the game, and whether they were a crewmate or an impostor will be revealed. (Depending on the settings). To win the game the crewmates must complete all the tasks or discover the impostor. The impostor will win if they can avoid detection and kill off the whole crew. Among Us has received a huge new update that features new character roles, a progression system, and a new store. The Role & Cosmicube update adds four new crewmates: Scientist, Engineer, Guardian Angel, and the Imposter role of Shapeshifter.

sussy 🙄🙄‼️‼️