#surprise shawty!!!

[lovefrmt]

baby its cold outside… i ponder who i will make this blurb request about…

[magical-gifts]

I was given a warning yet still read the chapter I was on, went to click “next chapter”

me:

[dezmolad]

bro the idea of TFA dratchet is hilarious look at those mfs next to each other

I like to think they are the same age Ratchet just smokes 20 cigs for breakfast everyday and that's why he looks 10 times older

[heymrspatel]

that's my good boy

[ebsmind]

17+ minors dni!

jealous!coriolanus who spots you across the ballroom with him. sejanus plinth made coriolanus' blood boil like no other and seeing his lover with his arch-nemesis was not what he wanted to see tonight. yet, here you are and you were on a mission. thankfully, it was going according to plan.

jealous!coriolanus tries to keep his composure down to a minimum, he bites the inside of his cheek to the point where he draws blood. he hates how you make it so hard for him. it’s like you know what you’re doing, and in this case you are. he knows that you know where sejanus and him stand so why would you do such an idiotic thing. coriolanus knew you did stupid things, but not this stupid.

jealous!coriolanus who prances his way towards you. he has to tell himself to not make a scene even though he so badly wants to wrap his hands around the young plinth's neck. he wanted to see the life drain from his eyes but that would be saved for another day. coriolanus barely acknowledges sejanus once he reaches you. it makes you smile. coriolanus places a hand on your lower back and whispers in your ear, "I think it's time we leave, don't you think?" before you can mutter an answer coriolanus leads you down an empty hallway.

jealous!coriolanus who pounces on you the minute he finds an empty closet. its far enough inside the manor to where no one will find you guys. he was smart with picking a place, no one to hear and no one to see. he has a hand gripping your hair while his tongue fights it’s way into your mouth. the other is hiking up your leg to his waist. you’re lost in the euphoric atmosphere to know what happens next but it just feels so good. he takes you in that small closet with no shame. your dress is hiked up at ur waist, hair in knots, and lipstick smeared all over your lips and all that coriolanus can make you say is his name.

[honestlydarkprincess]

chafe the skin (you know i like it rough)

buck x eddie || rated: e || wc: 5.9k

Buck had a problem.

A very, very big problem.

Eddie hadn’t shaved in two days.

Or, the stubble fic.

read on ao3

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

YOU KNOW WHAT???

TIME TO--

"Brothers' Night!"

Click, click, clack, tap.

The familiar sound of his little brother's typing sounded around the corner as Sonic rounded it and made his way into the lab. Tails was zoned completely into whatever he was working on, his eyes glued onto the screen, not even shifting as he tried to reach for his juice box and swiped at empty air twice before he found it and took a sip.

Stifling an amused grin, Sonic wandered closer and leaned an arm on the fox kit's head. "Whatcha doing?"

"Uh . . . making calculations and preparations for an upgrade on the Tornado's integrated drive generator. I want it to be a bit more durable in case of another crash."

"Ah." Sonic stared blankly at the screen, deciding to pretend he knew what that meant. He nudged Tails's shoulder. "Have you eaten today?"

It took Tails a moment to respond. "Yeah, I had lunch, I think."

"You think?"

"Uh huh." Tails started typing again, then squinted at the screen and zoomed in on something.

Sonic frowned thoughtfully.

"So did you hear what Amy and Cream were up to today?" he asked, trying to test something.

"Uh."

"They went camping out in some canyons last night, and they're out hiking today! Amy said we could join them next time!"

"Yeah."

Sonic grinned and shook his head, then glanced at the clock. It was past their normal dinnertime.

In the blink of an eye, he'd rushed off, readied up the living room with blankets, pillows, and a few small tables, then dashed back, scooped his brother into his arms even as he yelped, "Hey—!" ran back to the living room, and dumped him into the couch cushions.

"What gives?" Tails demanded, shaking his bangs out of his eyes. "I was in the middle of—"

"Nope!" Sonic interrupted, striking a pose atop the coffee table. "Break time, lil bro! Or should I say, brothers' night! Complete with a meal of your choice, storytime, board games, maybe a pillow fight, a sleepover, and no screens for the rest of the night!"

"Wh-What?" Tails stammered, looking somewhere between thrilled and horrified. "But what about the integr—"

"Tomorrow, bud!" Sonic hopped onto the couch next to Tails and dragged him in for a noogie. "You, little man, have spent way too much time working in front of screens today. Do you have any idea how bad that is for your eyes? This is an intervention!"

"I suppose . . ." Tails mumbled, but he was grinning. "We haven't done this in forever."

"Precisely why this is a perfect time to do it!" Sonic flipped off the couch and regained his pose on the table, even as Tails protested that he was going to dirty up his living room with the dirt from his shoes.

And so the evening progressed. Tails convinced Sonic to take his shoes off to spare all the blankets and pillows. Tails chose pasta for dinner, and they had mint ice cream for dessert (at least, Tails did; Sonic just had chocolate, since he was a bit sensitive to mint). They played an infuriating game of Monopoly that lasted two and a half hours. Tails won, and Sonic got his revenge by chucking a throw pillow at his brother's face.

It ended up escalating into a full blown pillow fight.

Somehow that turned into a karaoke battle, which then turned into a comedy show by Sonic with lots of sassy commentary from Tails. They made popcorn and stuffed themselves with far too much junk food, until 3 a.m. hit and they found themselves lying around half-buried in the mass of pillows and blankets, each getting more and more loopy as the conversation spiraled.

"Beef can't get sick," Tails found himself mumbling. "Dead meat doesn't get sick."

"I was talking about the possibility of cows turning into zombies, not contaminated lunch meat," Sonic muttered drowsily in response, breaking into a yawn.

"If the zombie cows die, do people still get turned into zombies if they eat them?" Tails asked, his voice muffled as he spoke into a pillow.

"I thought zombies don't die."

"Well, if someone blows them up in a bomb, they'd probably die."

"They'd be disintegrated. And then no one could eat them."

"Or they'd just turn into fiery zombies."

"I don't like zombies. Can we change the subject?"

"You started it."

"No, I was talking about . . . something else entirely. You just thought I said 'beef.'"

"What were you talking about before?"

". . . I forgot."

Slowly, they both lapsed into silence, until both had drifted off to sleep. They slept in till noon the next day, and even though cleanup took a while (neither of them remembered spilling half the popcorn into the couch), neither had any regrets.

Tails had forgotten just how much he loved Brothers' Night, but he was determined never to forget again. And he couldn't thank his big brother enough for dragging him away from his work to do it.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR THE DAY??? PSYCH!!!

💙💛

I literally just whipped this up on the spot lol. I LOVE DE FLUFF!! Also the late night conversation about zombies and beef was heavily based off a near identical late night conversation I had with some friends at a sleepover a couple weeks ago 😋

Edit: here's the AO3 link

[anartisticnerd]

Leverage fandom: *constantly writing fics of Eliot coming from an abusive home with a farm-owner dad who expected too much* *going wild with backstory fics because it looked like Eliot would never get an official clear backstory* *assuming the military was a way to escape his abusive father*

Leverage Redemption with the Fractured Job:

[carletes]

what becomes a tempest—chapter 9

Ship: Carlando (E)

Lando and Carlos endure the precarity of their wanting, and everything changes.

[bloodibambiidoll]

“Damsel in distress, huh? I don’t think I’d mind if a pretty boy like you came to my rescue…”

White Rabbit - Rafe Cameron x Fem!Reader… I fell in love with this man so quickly and I just desperately need him with a reader that’s just as if not more unhinged than him… Coming soon.

The fic is posted you can read it here.💝🔪

[shewantsitall]

I fear the falsettos hyperfixation bug is back whoops

[madaraservingcunt]

I'm not crazy about this one I'll be honest. He looks a little goofy here and I can't quite place my finger on what it is...

Wait.

The finger 🫵

Did you break it while choking that one shinobi?! 😭 also, his face looks so dull. It lacks emotion in an uncharacteristic way. Like a soulless doll...

Maybe I'm just crazy, but I feel like in the above examples, he has more expression.

You can always tell when a Madara artist really want to fuck him. Example:

Yummmmm.... 🤤

[ryehouses]

Hi! I just wanted to say that I love AST so much! It’s basically my favorite Star Wars fic at this point and I reread it almost daily.

Do you have any Boba pov’s for chapter 35/36? I’d love to see Boba’s thoughts about Din going to Gella’s Place without his armor.

howdy!!

thanks for literally like half a year of patience, lol. i do in fact have some pov from chapter 35!

[buttered-milky]

My roommate (@some-bakugo-icon) and I have been watching the transformers media recently. If anyone is wondering why my lil goober’s thought bubble is Google scholar about arthropods specifically: I like to imagine cybertronian integument is like scaled-up chitin as opposed to. Idk. Completely unnerved armor

Let’s just say we have very different thoughts about speculative biology

[wonhes]

been rotting in bed bc my period decided to come in a week early 😍

[shevour]

illurge > shevour