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Link vs Bokoblin. The end may shock you! Plus, my first proper gaming post. Yippee!
#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#loz totk#bokoblin#surprise mf#nintendo#nintendo switch#gaming#gotcha bitch
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lolol my ass is drawing fanart again rn ngl, I feel like I should go back to drawing dreamswap fanart ngl bc I'm still goddamn into that as if it's like 2018 still and there's like a handful of artists fighting to keep that fandom going lmao, me watching and cheering them on bc I've been feeling weird about drawing fanart for some reason, ig once you get used to your own characters you forget you can go back to fanart at any time, it's weird
#toasty speaks#random yapping on my part ngl lmao#I mentioned having artblock to friends and complained#and then proceeded to draw ds nightmare in such a neat pose#I find that so funny#debating on drawing kevin somewhere in there or whether I should just doodle separate sillies of that chicken goddamn being chaotic#I feel like I should mix it up more too#as in like one week I do oc stuff and other weeks I do fanart#ig it just sorta feels awkward doing ds fanart bc I like used to do it constantly and then stopped for years and going back to it feels lik#walking into a club you havent visited in a while and everyones just staring at you#that was such a weird way to describe it but that's how I feel#or like#me falling through the ceiling in front of these fellas that are at a table with their dreamswap content#surprise mf#yap yap yap I love rambling in tags/lh
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Now back to reality...(1)
#AYO LOOK AT TEMPYST'S BEDROOM :0#yes her room has a mf cave & her bed is in it cuz P I G E O N#since they're high-rank they don't live in the barracks#they live nearby the barracks tho#hologram adam jumpscare lol#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#adam hazbin hotel#dickmaster#hazbin hotel au#maalikverse#hellaverse#tempyst#exorcist tempyst#hazbin hotel exorcist oc#exorcist oc#hazbin hotel exorcists#exorcists hazbin hotel#original art#my art#digital art#tempyst has a weird dream of maalik#hence why drawings looked weird#most dreams are weird#SURPRISE MF
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Oh god, how will Stan react!
Surprised
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my obsession did turn into disgust you guys
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𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 & ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕤𝕖 ⁉️
Numbuh 1 & Numbuh 4 / K.N.D - C.N
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HES HERE MY SON IS HEREEEEEE!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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I like geese. They're cute. But I really don't like is that you can differentiate geese from other birds by taking a look at their freaky chainsaw-esque teeth, like wtf.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NO PHOTOS!!!
Graugans 🐣 (greylag goose) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.
#They look sweet and innocent and then they open their mouth#Have you ever been bitten by a duck#I have#Multiple times#Don't ask why#Anyway#It doesn't hurt#I can image that geese teeth packs a punch#Goda greatest mistake#Geese#No#Their TEETH#Like this could pass as a duckling#Surprise mf
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket#mf ship bracket 2023#bonus round#kylo ren#rey#reylo#anti-reylo#star wars#unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm#king charles#royal family#camilla parker bowles#parasites in chief in their idiot hats#full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3#like i said. this is my little thought experiment#anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful
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pretty men make me nervous but also holy fucks
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Me two hours ago: A new musical from Lin? Hmm, im kinda picky, I'll probably not like this.. (the same girl who didn't finish In the Heights)
Me (two hours later): GUN - WHERE IS THE GUN?? IF I AM GUILTY, THEN WHERE IS MY GUN!? YOU GONNA KILL ME THEN HAVE IT BE DONE!!! - WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THEY KILL EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN!?!?
#i am a picky mf#but boy did this musical surprise me#warriors musical#lin manuel miranda#lin manuel appreciation post#musicals#the warriors musical#warriors#the warriors#the warriors 1979#the warriors movie
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anyway Charles and Edwin start holding hands.
it starts off innocuously enough; Edwin grabbing Charles' hand to pull him into a sprint while being chased by some horror or another, the pressing need to escape making him clutch it tighter as they run.
then Charles holds his hand to correct them while they're wrestling, and Edwin lets himself be tugged around and repositioned. this time it's not in a high-stress environment and he can feel Charles' hands on his, both of their gloves discarded in the comfortableness of the office and the boxing gloves not yet slipped on.
they're warm somehow. ghosts don't have temperatures, yet Edwin can feel the soft warmth radiating off of Charles' hands, those fingers encircling his own, palm against palm.
and when Charles pulls away, Edwin realises he wants. he wants. but he cannot ask. it seems too forward.
so he starts coming up with excuses, things that can be explained away by some external factor but always end with both their hands intertwined in some way or another. it's not the same as the time they were wrestling because they don their gloves, but the agency feels too sacred to pull a stunt like that. to sully their home with edwin's blatant wanting.
but Edwin wants. and his resolve around Charles has never been that strong.
and so Edwin asks to wrestle. puts himself in all the wrong forms. suggests Charles correct him directly. and there are hands on his hands and before he knows it, he's holding on, intertwining their fingers, revelling in the feeling of it all.
he startles with the realisation that he's basically captured Charles' hand and begins to drop it with a frantic apology but finds Charles holding on even tighter until Edwin stops. the hold loosens but doesn't retract.
"you want to hold my hand," Charles says and perhaps Edwin has been too obvious.
"yes," Edwin admits, scarcely a whisper. "I find that I inexplicably do."
he expects Charles to pull away after indulging him. but he doesn't. instead, he's staring at their conjoined hands like-
like-
"okay. we can do that."
"okay?" it comes out a bit strangled.
Charles nods like he's made up his mind and one part of Edwin is cautiously celebrating while the other is utterly confused. "'course. we can hold hands, yeah? been doing it already, I reckon. all those times..." he trails off, slightly flushed, and brings their hands down to rest by their sides. "should've figured it out earlier."
but Edwin cannot understand. "you mustn't agree to this simply because I asked." ignoring that Edwin never had to ask in the first place because Charles figured it out. he always did when it came to Edwin.
"I want to as well," Charles says and it is a wonder that Edwin's world doesn't tilt on its axis right then and there. "for the both of us, yeah?"
and Edwin isn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth and he wants. desperately. achingly.
so he nods. and they hold hands. and it's easy because they're always standing so close. and it's wonderful because Edwin's fingers twitch and Charles is always there. and it's quietly devastating because he realises he wants more but he cannot ask for that. it is a privilege to be even given this much.
so they hold hands.
how much harm could it do?
#anw cut to charles freaking out everytime it happens bc of whatever excuse bc omfg he hadnt realised he wanted it until it was happening too#but like. it would be uh. inconsiderate to ask right? esp since edwin is in love with him. it'd be taking advantage#so he doesnt#but surprise surprise. figures it out anw#and it should be fine. this is what edwin wants. and charles always wants what edwin wants (mf people pleaser)#but it still feels a bit like he's taking advantage here bc they want this in different ways (or so he THINKS)#and now theyre holding hands#anw. idiots.#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#nix writes
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@tesscourtes @videogamelover99 @tinyartistuko
Did a couple people's human Bills!
I love em all so much-
And definitely recommend the fic the middle boi has for 'im, the vibe is spectacular
Im gonna try and design my own human Bill again too and thought itd be a good exercise sorta thing. I've had my own flavor for a while buuuut it's changed a lot and I can't fookin decide- but that's for later- sjdbdjdbjsb
#book of bill#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill designs#fanart of fanart#the scrunglies#im surprised there arent more darker skinned bills ngl#i am a sucker for making him a pale ass mf myself tho-
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